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Seems like forever,
2
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since the four of us have
been out to eat, you know?
3
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Just the guys.
4
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Oh, God! Yes, we get it.
5
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You have a girlfriend now.
6
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A little jealous, are we?
7
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No, I'm not jealous.
8
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All right, I'd kill a hobo
if it'll get me laid.
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Now, can we order?
10
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Oh, dear Lord,
they re-did the menu.
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So what?
It's the same food.
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Oh, is it?
Look at this.
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General Tso's Chicken
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is no longer listed
under "specialties."
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It's now under "chicken."
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So?
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Yes, General Tso.
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Not "Tso," the chicken,
"so" the question.
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So?
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So, why is it no longer
a specialty?
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Did the chef
lose confidence
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in the dish or himself?
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And look over here.
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"Shrimp in mobster sauce."
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What is "mobster sauce"?
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It's obviously a typo.
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Perhaps. Or perhaps
this restaurant's
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now a front for
organized crime.
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For all we know,
the mobster sauce
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contains actual chunks
of deceased mobsters.
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No, no, no, no--
I think it just means
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it's the kind of sauce
that mobsters like.
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It doesn't mean any of that!
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It's a typo.
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You know what?
Let's just get a pizza.
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Good idea.
We'll go to Corleone's.
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Sure, no mobsters there.
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You know, the more
I think about it,
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the mobster sauce
couldn't possibly contain
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chunks of mobster.
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And why is that?
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It was listed
under "seafood."
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What if they were mobsters
who slept with the fishes?
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(laughing)
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Leonard, are we having a serious
conversation or not?
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LEONARD:
What the...?
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The TV is gone.
48
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So are our laptops.
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00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:05,692
Oh, God.
50
00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,527
Oh, God.
51
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Oh, God!
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It's all right.
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They didn't take my comic books.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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They took our TV,
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two laptops,
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four external hard-drives,
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our PS2, our PS3,
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our X-Box,
our X-Box 360,
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our classic Nintendo,
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our Super Nintendo,
our Nintendo 64 and our Wii.
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We like games.
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Right, games.
They took Halo 1,
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Halo 2, Halo 3,
Call of Duty 1,
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Call of Duty 2,
Call of Duty 3,
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Rock Band, Rock Band 2,
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Final Fantasy 1 thru 9,
The Legend of Zelda,
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The Legend
of Zelda: Ocarina of Time,
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The Legend of Zelda:
Twilight Princess,
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Super Mario Brothers,
Super Mario Galaxy,
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Mario and Sonic
at the Winter Olympics...
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...and Ms. Pacman.
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Assorted video games.
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When does the CSI
team get here?
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What?
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In anticipation
of their arrival,
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I've bagged some evidence.
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One of the thieves
had the audacity
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to quench his thirst
while ransacking our home.
86
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You should be able to pull
some good prints off this.
87
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And now,
here are my prints
88
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so you can rule me out
as a suspect.
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What about me?
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I'm sorry, Leonard.
It's too early to discount
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the possibility of this
being an inside job.
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Would I be completely
out of line to ask you
to shoot him?
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I'd be happy to put him
under a 72-hour
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psychiatric hold.
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I'm not crazy.
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My mother had me tested.
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We're done here.
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Call this number, and we'll fax
you a copy of the report
99
00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,354
so you can submit it
to your insurance company.
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00:04:06,421 --> 00:04:07,855
I-I'm sorry.
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That's the end
of your inquiry?
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Do you have any more information
that might be relevant?
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Oh, my goodness.
Where do I begin? For instance--
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my laptop contained
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four out of the five
gedankenexperiments
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necessary for a cogent
restatement
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of the quantum
measurement problem.
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How is that going to help them?
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Well, they could monitor
scientific publications
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and see if anyone posts such
a cogent restatement in the next
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couple of months. If so,
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the authors are most likely
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in possession
of my stolen laptop.
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Good night, fellas.
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Come on, Bochco.
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(groans)
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What are we
supposed to do now?
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The only thing we can do.
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Watch TV on our phones
until the criminals return
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and bludgeon us
to death in our sleep.
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Does that mean you've ruled
me out as a suspect?
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Oh, how I wish I could.
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(mumbles)
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(lock clicks, doorknob rattles)
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(sigh of relief)
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(grunting)
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(sighs)
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(sighs)
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I do not have to urinate.
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I am the master
of my own bladder.
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Drat.
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I can't believe it.
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If I hadn't been
working the dinner shift,
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I would've run
right into the robbers.
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Hey, there's no reason
for you to be scared.
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I'm not scared.
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I would've gone all Nebraska
on their asses.
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(three knocks)
SHELDON:
Leonard and Penny.
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(three knocks)
Leonard
and Penny.
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(three knocks)
Leonard and Penny.
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Hand me the bat.
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We just had a major crime
in the building,
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and you open the door
without asking who it is?
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It won't happen again.
What's up?
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Nothing.
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I just wanted to see
if you were both okay.
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We're fine, Sheldon.
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All right, then.
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Good night.
Good night.
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That was weird,
even for him.
Mm-hmm.
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(three knocks)
Leonard and Penny.
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(three knocks)
Leonard
and Penny.
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00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,897
(three knocks)
Leonard and Penny.
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00:07:04,566 --> 00:07:07,435
Who is it?
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Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper.
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Yes?
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May I come in?
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Yeah.
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I see you're drinking wine.
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Yes, we are.
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And we're about to go to bed.
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Uh-huh.
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Sheldon, do you want
to sleep here tonight?
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Oh, as small as Leonard is,
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I don't think the two of you'd
be comfortable on the couch.
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What do you want?
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It's not what I want,
it's what evolution wants.
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Human beings are primates.
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Primates have evolved
to live in groups,
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both for protection
and support.
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But you don't like other people.
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I do tonight.
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It's scary over there.
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00:08:02,327 --> 00:08:04,529
It's getting scary here, too.
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00:08:12,337 --> 00:08:15,072
Um... three little kittens?
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00:08:17,676 --> 00:08:18,742
Three little pigs?
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00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,614
(groans)
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00:08:23,682 --> 00:08:25,348
God, I don't know.
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00:08:25,416 --> 00:08:26,950
Star Wars?
180
00:08:27,017 --> 00:08:28,451
(timer dings)
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Did we win?
Can we go to bed?
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Good Lord-- I could not
have made this easier.
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Hydrogen atom, H,
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plus pigs minus pea-- Higgs.
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Bow, General Zod trapped
in the Phantom Zone.
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Bow-zone.
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Pear. Tickle.
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00:08:48,101 --> 00:08:49,735
Pear-tickle.
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00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:53,973
Higgs Boson Particle.
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How could you not get that?
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He's right, Penny.
It's all there.
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00:09:00,713 --> 00:09:03,315
Sheldon, sweetie, I know
you're feeling insecure,
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00:09:03,383 --> 00:09:05,083
but we've really
got to go to sleep.
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00:09:05,151 --> 00:09:07,920
All right.
I'll take the first watch
195
00:09:07,988 --> 00:09:09,388
and wake you at 0400.
196
00:09:09,456 --> 00:09:10,823
Great. Good night.
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00:09:10,891 --> 00:09:12,458
Wait, wait--
what's 0400?
198
00:09:12,526 --> 00:09:14,727
4:00 a.m.
That's, like,
in 45 minutes.
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00:09:14,795 --> 00:09:16,096
Just keep walking.
200
00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:37,018
WOMAN (on TV):
It's quiet out there.
201
00:09:37,086 --> 00:09:39,187
MAN (on TV):
Maybe a little too quiet.
202
00:09:39,255 --> 00:09:40,521
Where are you going?
203
00:09:40,589 --> 00:09:42,356
Just gonna take a look
around outside.
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00:09:42,424 --> 00:09:44,425
Bad idea.
205
00:09:46,762 --> 00:09:48,529
No, Jim,
don't open the door!
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00:09:48,597 --> 00:09:50,932
Listen to her, Jim.
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00:09:52,434 --> 00:09:53,701
(door opening)
208
00:09:53,768 --> 00:09:54,868
Don't worry.
209
00:09:54,936 --> 00:09:56,202
There's no one out there.
(door slamming)
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00:09:56,270 --> 00:09:58,104
(woman screaming)
211
00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:07,479
(three knocks)
SHELDON:
Leonard and Penny!
212
00:10:07,546 --> 00:10:08,813
(three knocks)
Leonard and Penny!
213
00:10:08,881 --> 00:10:10,215
(three knocks)
Leonard
and Penny!
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00:10:11,718 --> 00:10:14,119
LEONARD (singsongy):
Who is it?
215
00:10:18,414 --> 00:10:21,015
All right, we've got
a titanium dead bolt
216
00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,449
and a reinforced jamb
217
00:10:22,517 --> 00:10:25,186
controlled by a state-of-the-art
electronic access system.
218
00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:26,421
What if they cut the power?
219
00:10:26,488 --> 00:10:28,122
There's a 200-watt
uninterruptible
220
00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:29,424
backup power supply.
221
00:10:29,492 --> 00:10:31,193
What if someone steals my keys?
There are
222
00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:33,962
independent voice
and fingerprint scanners.
223
00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:36,231
What if someone kidnaps me,
forces me to record my voice,
224
00:10:36,299 --> 00:10:38,667
and then cuts off my thumb?
225
00:10:38,735 --> 00:10:41,370
I'll send them a
basket of muffins.
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00:10:43,106 --> 00:10:46,274
Now, inside, we've got
motion detectors,
227
00:10:46,342 --> 00:10:50,578
infrared sensors, and cameras
connected to a server
228
00:10:50,646 --> 00:10:53,548
running state-of-the-art
facial recognition software.
229
00:10:53,615 --> 00:10:55,449
Where did you get
all this stuff?
230
00:10:55,517 --> 00:10:58,285
Eh, I got a buddy over
at the Department of Defense.
231
00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,653
He just gave it to you?
232
00:10:59,721 --> 00:11:02,222
I'm sure he would have
if I had asked.
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00:11:03,024 --> 00:11:03,957
Ironically, their security
234
00:11:04,025 --> 00:11:06,293
isn't all that good.
235
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,728
Raj, your car is blocking me...
(alarm blaring)
236
00:11:08,796 --> 00:11:11,298
COMPUTER VOICE:
Intruder alert, intruder alert.
(screams)
237
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,533
Intruder alert.
What the hell?
238
00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:14,035
Intruder alert.
Sorry, let me help you.
239
00:11:15,103 --> 00:11:16,637
Wonderful
security system
240
00:11:16,705 --> 00:11:19,607
if we're attacked
by a school of tuna.
241
00:11:19,675 --> 00:11:21,877
Don't worry, the net's
going to be electrified.
242
00:11:21,945 --> 00:11:25,848
You picture her on the floor,
spasming uncontrollably.
243
00:11:26,783 --> 00:11:29,619
Better.
244
00:11:30,988 --> 00:11:33,255
SHELDON:
Sheldon's journal.
245
00:11:33,323 --> 00:11:35,257
Security system in place.
246
00:11:35,325 --> 00:11:38,060
However, sleep continues
to elude me.
247
00:11:38,128 --> 00:11:42,231
I've seen the underbelly
of Pasadena...
248
00:11:42,299 --> 00:11:47,203
this so-called City of Roses,
and it haunts me.
249
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:50,407
Ah, the injustice.
250
00:11:50,474 --> 00:11:53,143
I lie here awake, tormented,
251
00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:56,013
while out there evil lurks,
252
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,350
probably playing Donkey Kong
on my classic Nintendo.
253
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,888
(thud)
254
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:21,872
(whimpers)
255
00:12:31,282 --> 00:12:33,551
Oh, dear.
256
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:35,653
(gasps)
257
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:39,190
I am the master
of my own bladder.
258
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,164
(passing car horn honks)
259
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,075
(three knocks)
Leonard and Penny.
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(three knocks)
Leonard
and Penny.
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(three knocks)
Leonard and Penny.
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Oh, my...
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God, Sheldon.
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What the hell are you
doing out there?
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I heard a noise.
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It was us.
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We knocked over a lamp.
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00:13:16,898 --> 00:13:18,798
Why would you
knock over a lamp?
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We were going to have...
He doesn't need
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to know what we were doing,
Leonard.
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Oh.
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00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,675
No, she's right, I don't need
to know what you were doing.
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Carry on.
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What are you doing?
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Use the door.
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Good thinking.
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Perhaps I'll check
the perimeter
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and make
some warm milk.
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Great, you do that.
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Would you like me to bring you
some warm milk?
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I'm lactose intolerant.
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And you don't wish to alarm me
with any more loud noises.
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Very thoughtful.
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00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,200
Warm milk, Penny?
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No, thanks.
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Fine.
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Good night to you, sir.
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Miss.
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(door closes, Leonard groans)
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Sorry about that.
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00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,044
Ugh, what can you do?
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00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,779
Here.
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Intruder alert, intruder alert.
(alarm blaring)
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Intruder alert, intruder alert.
(electricity arcing,
Sheldon screaming)
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(alarm blaring)
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00:14:19,723 --> 00:14:23,725
(electricity buzzing)
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00:14:25,161 --> 00:14:27,662
Looks like Wolowitz got
the net electrified.
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00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:30,298
Sheldon, are
you okay?
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I-I'm fine...
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although I'm no longer
the master of my own bladder.
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00:14:39,675 --> 00:14:41,442
My new computer came
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00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:44,746
with Windows 7.
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00:14:44,813 --> 00:14:48,282
Windows 7 is much more user-
friendly than Windows Vista.
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00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:51,419
I don't like that.
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00:14:54,422 --> 00:14:56,691
Don't you think looking
for a new city to live in
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00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:59,126
is a bit of an overreaction?
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00:14:59,194 --> 00:15:00,995
Our apartment
was broken into,
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00:15:01,062 --> 00:15:02,863
our security system
tried to kill me,
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00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:05,832
and as a result,
I'm leaving Pasadena forever.
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00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:08,402
Tell me how that's overreacting.
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00:15:08,469 --> 00:15:10,437
Come on, Sheldon,
you can't move.
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Don't you need
to stay in one place
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so the mother ship can find you
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00:15:13,574 --> 00:15:16,409
when it returns?
(laughing)
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00:15:16,477 --> 00:15:19,245
Oh, if that were only true.
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00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:22,382
Unfortunately, as I'm earthbound
for the foreseeable future,
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00:15:22,449 --> 00:15:24,917
I need to find a location
that's more hospitable
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than the mean streets
of Pasadena, like...
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00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,055
Enid, Oklahoma.
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00:15:30,123 --> 00:15:31,590
Low crime rate
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00:15:31,658 --> 00:15:34,793
and high-speed
Internet connectivity...
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00:15:34,861 --> 00:15:37,395
but no model train shops.
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00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:41,899
Sorry, Enid.
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00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,169
Is he quitting his job
at the university?
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00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,405
Oh, no, he's going
to telecommute.
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00:15:48,473 --> 00:15:51,008
Everybody's really
excited about it.
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00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,242
All right.
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00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:55,278
Boone, North Carolina.
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00:15:55,346 --> 00:15:57,580
"Every summer since 1952,
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00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:00,683
"Boone has hosted an outdoor
amphitheater portrayal
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00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:04,920
of the life and times
of its namesake, Dan'l Boone."
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00:16:06,189 --> 00:16:08,691
Sounds like something that would
attract the wrong crowd.
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00:16:11,862 --> 00:16:13,596
Penny, you're from Nebraska,
correct?
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00:16:13,664 --> 00:16:14,798
Born and raised.
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00:16:20,905 --> 00:16:23,741
It will take me a few
days to get settled.
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00:16:23,809 --> 00:16:27,044
After I do, I will e-mail
you detailed PDFs
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00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,013
containing diagrams
and instructions
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00:16:29,081 --> 00:16:30,815
that will guide you through
packing and shipping
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00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:33,350
the rest of my possessions
to Bozeman, Montana.
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00:16:34,519 --> 00:16:36,353
In the meantime,
please forward my mail.
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00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:38,555
Any place specific
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00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,124
or just the Bozeman,
Montana Loony Bin?
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00:16:42,593 --> 00:16:44,527
I sense you're making a joke,
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00:16:44,594 --> 00:16:47,529
but Bozeman does have a comedy
club called The Loony Bin,
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00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:49,798
so do not forward
my mail there.
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00:16:49,866 --> 00:16:51,565
Oh, come on.
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00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:53,467
So you were the victim
of a crime.
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00:16:53,535 --> 00:16:55,168
That's part of life.
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00:16:55,236 --> 00:16:57,404
When my great-grandfather
first came to this country,
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00:16:57,472 --> 00:17:00,239
he put all his
hopes and dreams
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00:17:00,307 --> 00:17:01,841
into this little
butcher shop he ran
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00:17:01,908 --> 00:17:03,475
on the Lower East Side
of New York.
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00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:04,843
You know what happened?
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00:17:04,911 --> 00:17:07,779
Every customer who walked
into that butcher shop
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00:17:07,847 --> 00:17:09,248
and asked
for a pound of liver,
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00:17:09,315 --> 00:17:11,216
(fingers snap)
got ripped off.
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00:17:12,919 --> 00:17:14,153
But...
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00:17:14,221 --> 00:17:17,822
those people moved on,
and so should you.
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00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:19,524
I am moving on.
360
00:17:19,592 --> 00:17:21,659
I'm going to be a Bozite.
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00:17:21,727 --> 00:17:23,695
They call themselves "Bozites"?
362
00:17:23,763 --> 00:17:25,096
They should. It's one
of the first things
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00:17:25,164 --> 00:17:26,531
I plan to bring up
upon arrival.
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00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:30,669
Sheldon, I can't
believe I'm saying this,
365
00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:32,571
but I'm going to miss you.
Please,
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00:17:32,639 --> 00:17:34,874
Penny, as you know,
I'm not comfortable
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00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:38,244
with prolonged good-byes
and maudlin displays of emotion,
368
00:17:38,312 --> 00:17:40,313
so I prepared
a short video.
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00:17:43,251 --> 00:17:44,852
SHELDON (on laptop):
Greetings.
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00:17:44,919 --> 00:17:48,656
As you know, I'm not comfortable
with prolonged good-byes
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00:17:48,723 --> 00:17:50,857
and maudlin
displays of emotion,
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00:17:50,925 --> 00:17:52,693
so I prepared
this short video.
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00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:56,330
The four of you are three
of my closest friends
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00:17:56,398 --> 00:17:58,399
and one treasured acquaintance.
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00:18:02,937 --> 00:18:05,039
Though I cannot state
categorically that my life
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00:18:05,106 --> 00:18:07,941
will be diminished
by not having you in it,
377
00:18:08,009 --> 00:18:10,177
I am comfortable
if you choose to believe that.
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00:18:12,347 --> 00:18:13,747
Since you intend to remain
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00:18:13,815 --> 00:18:16,583
in this lawless
metropolitan area,
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00:18:16,651 --> 00:18:19,253
statistics suggest that
you will succumb to tragic
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00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,722
and gruesome ends
before we meet again.
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00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:24,458
Live long and prosper.
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00:18:26,494 --> 00:18:27,928
Sheldon, that's so...
384
00:18:30,498 --> 00:18:32,999
You might want to lock
the door behind me.
385
00:18:34,268 --> 00:18:35,835
This isn't Bozeman.
386
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,541
How the hell do I know
who's the friend
387
00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:43,277
and who's the acquaintance?
388
00:18:46,782 --> 00:18:48,716
(wind whistling outside)
389
00:18:48,783 --> 00:18:50,918
That is a bracing cold,
390
00:18:50,986 --> 00:18:52,453
an invigorating cold.
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00:18:52,521 --> 00:18:54,622
Lord, is it cold!
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00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:58,760
Help you with
your bags, sir?
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00:18:58,828 --> 00:19:01,496
Thank you, fellow Bozite.
394
00:19:01,564 --> 00:19:04,566
And may I say, you are
the living embodiment of all
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00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:08,203
the promises made by our lovely
town's Chamber of Commerce.
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00:19:12,175 --> 00:19:14,176
Wait!
397
00:19:15,311 --> 00:19:17,512
Wait!
398
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:19,581
Excuse me!
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00:19:23,552 --> 00:19:25,352
(wind howling)
400
00:19:29,224 --> 00:19:31,859
One ticket to Pasadena,
California, please.
401
00:19:38,191 --> 00:19:39,492
(door unlocking, opening).
402
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,212
Hey, look who's back!
403
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,381
Interesting.
404
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:46,417
The acquaintance
is the first to greet me.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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