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Okay, Babydoll Pink, let's see
if you can cover up the fact
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that I got my dad's feet.
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LEONARD:
It's just two
degrees, Sheldon.
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I just want to turn up the
thermostat two degrees!
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SHELDON:
Let me point out that two
degrees can be the difference
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between water and steam.
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LEONARD:
Yes, if we lived in
a teakettle.
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SHELDON:
This is the temperature
you agreed to
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in the roommate agreement.
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LEONARD: Aw, screw
the roommate agreement!
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SHELDON:
No, you don't screw
the roommate agreement.
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The roommate agreement
screws you.
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LEONARD:
You know what, go to Hell
and set their thermostat.
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SHELDON:
I don't have
to go to Hell.
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At 73 degrees,
I'm there already!
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(door slams)
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(insistent knocking)
Who is it?
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Leonard.
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Hang on.
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Can I sleep on
your couch tonight?
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Uh, well, you can try,
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but the people across the hall
are being very noisy.
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You heard that, huh?
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Apparently, the one fella tried
to adjust the thermostat,
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then the other fella
went bat-crap crazy.
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So you agree, he's nuts.
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Well, not as nuts as the guy
who chooses to live with him.
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Believe it or not, he was worse
when I met him.
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Oh, I do not believe that.
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You are so naive.
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Just like I was
seven years ago.
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I'd just started
at the university.
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Excuse me, I'm looking
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for Sheldon Cooper's apartment.
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Oh, I bet you're here
to check out the room for rent.
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Yeah.
Run away, dude.
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What?!
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Run fast, run far.
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That should have been
my first clue.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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The Big Bang Theory 3x22
The Staircase Implementation
Original Air Date on May 17, 2010
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-- Sync, corrected by elderman --
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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So Sheldon's last roommate
tried to warn you off?
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For all I knew,
he was the crazy one.
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He had this really
deranged look.
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Well, yeah, he'd been living
with Sheldon.
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Sure, it makes sense now.
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Anyway, I went upstairs
and knocked on the door.
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(deep voice):
Yeah?
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Dr. Cooper?
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No, you want the crazy
guy across the hall.
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In retrospect,
that was clue number two.
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Yes?
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I'm Leonard Hofstadter.
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I called you about
the apartment. You said...
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I know what I said.
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I know what you said.
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I know what my mother said
on March 5, 1992.
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What is the sixth noble gas?
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What?
You said you're
a scientist.
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What is the sixth noble gas?
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Uh, radon?
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Are you asking me
or telling me?
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Telling you?
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Telling you.
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All right, next question.
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Kirk or Picard?
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Oh, uh, well, that's tricky.
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Um, Original Series
over Next Generation,
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but Picard over Kirk.
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Correct.
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You've passed the first
barrier to roommate-hood.
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You may enter.
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Oh, this is pretty nice.
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Uh, the bedrooms are back there?
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That depends.
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I don't understand--
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their existence is conditional?
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No, but your ability to perceive
their existence is conditional
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on you passing the second
and third barriers.
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There's three?
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Each more daunting
than the last.
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Have a seat.
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Okay.
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No! That's where I sit!
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What's the difference?
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This seat is ideally located
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both in relation to the
heat source in the winter
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and a cross breeze
in the summer.
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It also faces the television
at a direct angle--
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allowing me to immerse myself
in entertainment or game play
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without being subjected
to conversation.
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As a result, I've placed it
in a state of eternal dibs.
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Can you do that?
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Cathedra mea, regulae meae.
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That's Latin for
"my chair, my rules."
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Now, you said on the phone
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that your area of study
is physics.
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Uh, yeah, experimental physics.
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Hmm...
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What is that?
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Doesn't concern you.
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You'll be going
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to the university every day?
Yes.
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And you have a vehicle?
A car, yeah.
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And you'll be willing
to drive me?
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Can't you drive?
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I can.
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I choose not to.
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Okay, I suppose
I could drive you.
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That's a point in
my favor, right?
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Why don't you let
me do this.
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Come on, I just asked.
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Last question.
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In a post-apocalyptic world,
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which task would you assign
the highest priority?
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Locating a sustainable food
source,
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reestablishing a functioning
government,
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procreating, or preserving
the knowledge of mankind?
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Uh, I'm gonna go with...
preserving the knowledge.
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That's correct.
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FYI, I would have accepted any
answer other than procreating.
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Come, I'll show you
the rest of the apartment.
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Oh, good.
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I passed the barriers.
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The second barrier.
Don't get cocky.
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This is the bathroom.
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Are you fairly regular?
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Uh, I guess.
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This isn't going to work
if you're guessing.
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When do you evacuate
your bowels?
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When I have to.
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When you have to?
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I'm sorry, I don't
rent to hippies.
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I-I'm sorry, uh,
in the morning.
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Around 8:00.
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I can't give you 8:00.
I can give you 7:30.
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Fine. I'll take it.
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Third barrier passed.
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You have won the right
to see your room.
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Huzzah.
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Is this it?
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No, this is my room.
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People don't go in my room.
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So where do you sleep?
(chuckles)
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I don't understand.
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If people don't go in there,
and you're people, and...
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You are people, aren't you?
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Making a joke.
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Do you do this often?
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On occasion.
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Your room.
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You may want to repaint.
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And after all that,
you just moved in?
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I didn't just move in.
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First we had to iron out
a few details.
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"Roommates agree that Friday
nights shall be reserved
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"for watching Joss Whedon's
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brilliant new series
Firefly."
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Does that really need
to be in the agreement?
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We might as well settle it now;
it's going to be on for years.
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Initial here.
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All right, that's
television and movies.
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Section nine: miscellany.
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The apartment's flag
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is a gold lion rampant
on a field of azure.
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We have a flag?
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Never fly it upside down.
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Unless the
apartment's in distress.
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And next.
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"If either of us ever
invents time travel,
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"we agree our first stop
will be this meeting today
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in precisely five seconds."
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Okay.
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That's disappointing.
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Why on earth did you
agree to all that?
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It was the best
apartment I'd seen,
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the rent was
very reasonable
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and after you've passed
the first three barriers
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you kind of want
to take it all the way.
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Well, I'm sorry, Leonard,
it's very hard to feel
sympathy for you.
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Okay, how about this? Let
me tell you about the first time
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I brought a girl over.
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(knocking)
SHELDON:
Leonard?
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Shh. Just pretend
we're not here.
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(louder knocking)
Leonard?
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I'm sure he'll go away.
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I'm just going to keep
knocking till you answer.
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(knocking)
Leonard?
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(knocking)
Leonard?
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(knocking)
Leonard?
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What do you want?!
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I didn't say come in!
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You asked what I wanted.
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I wanted to come in.
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I'm here
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because you violated our
roommate agreement.
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Specifically,
section eight--
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visitors, subsection C; females,
paragraph four-- coitus.
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00:10:01,118 --> 00:10:03,152
"Roommates shall
give each other
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12 hours notice
of impending coitus."
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00:10:06,723 --> 00:10:09,925
I didn't even know
her 12 hours ago.
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00:10:09,926 --> 00:10:11,360
That's it!
I'm out of here!
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00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,728
But, Joyce, come on.
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00:10:12,729 --> 00:10:14,363
12 hours?
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00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,701
Oh, my God.
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00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,269
Do I get some sympathy now?
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00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:22,304
A little bit.
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00:10:26,123 --> 00:10:27,143
Okay. Let me get this straight.
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You move in with this guy,
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00:10:28,706 --> 00:10:30,875
he makes you sign a ridiculous
roommate agreement,
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00:10:31,029 --> 00:10:32,863
then he walks
into your bedroom
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00:10:32,864 --> 00:10:35,499
while you're doing this
Joyce Kim, and you still stay?
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00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,268
Actually, I couldn't get too mad
at him about Joyce Kim.
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00:10:38,269 --> 00:10:39,603
Why not?
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00:10:39,604 --> 00:10:42,172
Well, I was doing some
government research at the time,
224
00:10:42,173 --> 00:10:44,108
you know, military,
rocket fuel.
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00:10:44,109 --> 00:10:45,375
It's kind of secret.
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00:10:45,376 --> 00:10:47,177
What does that have
to do with Joyce Kim?
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00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:50,481
As it turns out,
she was a North Korean spy.
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00:10:51,883 --> 00:10:53,851
Luckily, Sheldon drove her out
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before I revealed
anything important.
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Which I-I'm not saying
I would have.
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So, what, that's it?
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00:11:00,859 --> 00:11:02,459
You've stayed with
Sheldon all this time
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00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:04,561
because he kept you from
going to federal prison?
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00:11:04,562 --> 00:11:05,996
That was part of it.
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00:11:05,997 --> 00:11:08,665
The other part is what happened
with the elevator.
236
00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:09,833
Oh, yeah, I'm
wondering about that.
237
00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:11,668
You said it was working
when you moved in.
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00:11:11,669 --> 00:11:14,938
It was, but one night,
Sheldon came home from work...
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00:11:14,939 --> 00:11:17,141
(video game music
and sound effects blaring)
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00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:26,850
What is going on here?
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00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:28,051
Hey, Sheldon.
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00:11:28,052 --> 00:11:29,186
This is Howard and Raj.
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00:11:29,187 --> 00:11:30,454
They work at the
university, too.
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00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:31,722
Hey.
Hey.
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00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:33,157
I'll get to you later.
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00:11:34,092 --> 00:11:35,859
What are you sitting on?
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00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:39,496
I can't speak for these guys,
but I'm sitting on my tushie.
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00:11:40,832 --> 00:11:41,865
It's a joke.
249
00:11:41,866 --> 00:11:43,600
Not a good idea.
250
00:11:43,601 --> 00:11:45,536
"Tushie"
is buttocks, right?
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00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:48,572
Right.
(laughing):
Hilarious.
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00:11:48,573 --> 00:11:50,641
Explain the couch.
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00:11:50,642 --> 00:11:51,775
Oh, well, there
were some people
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00:11:51,776 --> 00:11:53,010
on the first floor
moving out,
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00:11:53,011 --> 00:11:54,411
and they sold it
to me for $100.
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00:11:54,412 --> 00:11:56,046
Howard and Raj helped
me bring it up.
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00:11:56,047 --> 00:11:59,049
But what's wrong
with the furniture we have?
258
00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:02,019
They're lawn chairs.
259
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,720
And there was no place
for company.
260
00:12:03,721 --> 00:12:07,391
Did it occur to you
that was by design?
261
00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:08,992
According
to the roommate agreement,
262
00:12:08,993 --> 00:12:10,694
I'm entitled to allocate 50%
263
00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:12,796
of the cubic footage
of the common areas.
264
00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:14,965
But you didn't notify me
by e-mail,
265
00:12:14,966 --> 00:12:17,201
so this is still a breach.
266
00:12:17,202 --> 00:12:19,036
I did notify you.
267
00:12:19,037 --> 00:12:21,471
Oh, you did, did you?
268
00:12:36,187 --> 00:12:37,955
Oh, drat!
269
00:12:39,824 --> 00:12:43,026
Hoisted by my own spam filter.
270
00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:45,028
What am I doing
in your spam folder?
271
00:12:45,029 --> 00:12:46,663
I put you there
after you forwarded me
272
00:12:46,664 --> 00:12:48,365
a picture of a cat
playing the piano,
273
00:12:48,366 --> 00:12:49,900
entitled "This is funny."
274
00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:52,336
Oh, yeah, I saw that.
275
00:12:52,337 --> 00:12:54,538
That was hilarious.
276
00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:56,440
Okay, what does all this have
to do with the elevator?
277
00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:57,741
I'm getting to it.
278
00:12:57,742 --> 00:12:59,643
I assure you,
you'll be sorry
279
00:12:59,644 --> 00:13:01,979
you wasted your money
on an iPod
280
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,815
when Microsoft comes
out with theirs.
281
00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:09,052
Okay, do you have an opinion
about everything?
282
00:13:09,053 --> 00:13:11,722
Yes.
283
00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:14,291
And you just assume
you're always right?
284
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:16,860
It's not an assumption.
285
00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:19,296
Change seats with me.
286
00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:21,298
Why?
I don't like this spot.
287
00:13:21,299 --> 00:13:23,033
I have to keep turning my head.
288
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:24,835
Fine.
289
00:13:25,937 --> 00:13:27,804
Ooh, it's time for Babylon 5!
290
00:13:27,805 --> 00:13:30,407
We don't watch Babylon 5
in this apartment.
291
00:13:30,408 --> 00:13:31,475
Why not?
292
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:33,610
Because no one
likes Babylon 5.
293
00:13:33,611 --> 00:13:34,745
I like it.
294
00:13:34,746 --> 00:13:35,879
Me, too.
So do I.
295
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,447
There you go--
three against one.
296
00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:38,715
They don't get a vote.
297
00:13:38,716 --> 00:13:39,883
It's one against one.
298
00:13:39,884 --> 00:13:41,785
And according
to the roommate agreement,
299
00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:44,655
all ties will be settled by me.
300
00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:46,890
But I said no to that.
301
00:13:46,891 --> 00:13:49,092
And I said yes.
302
00:13:49,093 --> 00:13:51,795
And I settle all ties.
303
00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:56,933
Change seats with me.
304
00:13:56,934 --> 00:13:58,135
Why?
305
00:13:58,136 --> 00:13:59,636
There's a draft
on my neck over here.
306
00:13:59,637 --> 00:14:01,338
So, I get the draft?
307
00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:03,807
You're protected
by your turtleneck.
308
00:14:04,642 --> 00:14:06,343
Fine.
309
00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:10,180
And it's a dickey.
310
00:14:16,854 --> 00:14:19,556
Hmm...
311
00:14:19,557 --> 00:14:21,825
I'm still not comfortable.
312
00:14:21,826 --> 00:14:23,093
Of course.
313
00:14:23,094 --> 00:14:24,761
There's too many people here.
314
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,531
We can fix that.
315
00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:29,399
Let's leave.
316
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,735
Yeah, we can go
over to my place.
317
00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:32,803
Wait.
318
00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:34,338
Let me get my jacket.
319
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,608
You're not going with us.
Why not?
320
00:14:38,609 --> 00:14:41,578
You're the guy we're
trying to get away from.
321
00:14:41,579 --> 00:14:43,246
Oh.
322
00:14:43,247 --> 00:14:45,782
Well, in that case,
I don't need my jacket.
323
00:14:47,018 --> 00:14:48,919
And for the record,
the correct syntax is:
324
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,355
I'm the guy from whom
you're trying to get away.
325
00:14:57,962 --> 00:15:00,430
(door closes)
326
00:15:00,431 --> 00:15:02,999
Oh, yes.
327
00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:08,772
This is definitely
going to be my spot.
328
00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:10,173
PENNY:
Okay.
329
00:15:10,174 --> 00:15:12,175
How do you know he said that?
You left the room.
330
00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:16,079
Hey, do you want me to finish
working on your man feet or not?
331
00:15:16,914 --> 00:15:19,349
Fine. Go ahead.
332
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:22,586
MRS. WOLOWITZ (shouting):
Howard, are you having
a playdate?
333
00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:24,721
I don't have playdates!
334
00:15:24,722 --> 00:15:26,590
I have colleagues!
335
00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:30,227
Do their parents
know they're here?
336
00:15:30,228 --> 00:15:34,064
No, but if you keep screaming,
maybe they'll hear you!
337
00:15:38,503 --> 00:15:40,070
That your dad?
338
00:15:42,306 --> 00:15:45,409
She grows any more hair
on her face, yes.
339
00:15:46,511 --> 00:15:47,677
Oh, man.
340
00:15:47,678 --> 00:15:49,713
Is that a two-stage rocket?
341
00:15:49,714 --> 00:15:52,416
Three. I designed
the engine myself.
342
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:54,684
Cool. Can it break Mach 1?
343
00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:57,721
Oh, probably, if I could get
my hands on that new fuel
344
00:15:57,722 --> 00:15:59,656
the government's
been working on.
345
00:15:59,657 --> 00:16:01,658
Oh, this just might be
your lucky day.
346
00:16:01,659 --> 00:16:03,860
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Howard, what happened
to the Oreos
347
00:16:03,861 --> 00:16:06,430
I left on the counter?!
348
00:16:07,832 --> 00:16:10,967
I haven't seen your Oreos!
349
00:16:10,968 --> 00:16:14,538
Just take your bath
without them!
350
00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:19,976
So, why was it
his lucky day?
351
00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:20,977
Well, it turns out I had
352
00:16:20,978 --> 00:16:22,245
a little rocket fuel
in the apartment.
353
00:16:22,246 --> 00:16:24,948
What were you doing with
rocket fuel in your apartment?
354
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:26,650
Mm, Joyce Kim
was kind of curious
355
00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:28,251
about what I did
for a living,
356
00:16:28,252 --> 00:16:31,121
and I was going to kind of
show it to her.
357
00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:34,090
It's not important.
The point is,
358
00:16:34,091 --> 00:16:36,126
the guys and I went back
to the apartment.
359
00:16:36,127 --> 00:16:37,694
Are we ever going to
get to the elevator?
360
00:16:37,695 --> 00:16:38,728
Yeah, we're really close.
361
00:16:38,729 --> 00:16:39,930
Uh, uh, we're at
the apartment.
362
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:42,065
The trick is to
mix it into Tovex
363
00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:43,900
in order to create
a combustible gel
364
00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:46,970
that will generate over 8,000
kilonewtons of thrust.
365
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:48,104
(both giggling)
Cool.
Nice.
366
00:16:48,105 --> 00:16:49,406
SHELDON:
Won't work.
367
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,343
Excuse me, but I've been working
on this a long time.
368
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:54,678
Trust me--
it'll work.
369
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,780
You don't see your mistake,
do you?
370
00:16:56,781 --> 00:16:58,381
There's no mistake.
371
00:16:58,382 --> 00:17:01,117
This is for a full-scale
rocket, not a model.
372
00:17:01,118 --> 00:17:02,752
Well, I've adjusted
the formula.
373
00:17:02,753 --> 00:17:05,021
Not correctly.
374
00:17:05,022 --> 00:17:06,990
Okay, I've had it with you.
375
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:08,758
You might be an expert
376
00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:10,627
on theoretical physics
and science-fiction programs
377
00:17:10,628 --> 00:17:12,929
and where to sit
on a freaking couch,
378
00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:14,731
but this is applied physics.
379
00:17:14,732 --> 00:17:18,335
And when it comes
to applied physic... uh-oh.
380
00:17:18,336 --> 00:17:19,503
What's happening?
381
00:17:19,504 --> 00:17:21,304
A bad thing. A very bad thing.
382
00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:22,372
Get the door.
383
00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:23,874
Get the door!
Get the door!
384
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,243
Get the door!
Get the door!
385
00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:38,355
You're waiting
for the elevator?!
386
00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:40,223
Oh. Right.
387
00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:41,791
(elevator bell dings)
Wait. It's here.
388
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:43,527
(groans)
389
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,964
Give me that.
390
00:17:51,402 --> 00:17:53,136
What'd you do that for?
I had plenty of time...
391
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:56,039
(explosion)
392
00:17:58,509 --> 00:18:00,443
You're welcome.
393
00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:05,181
Not only did
Sheldon save my life,
394
00:18:05,182 --> 00:18:07,017
he didn't rat me out
to the landlord.
395
00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:08,184
Or the police.
396
00:18:08,185 --> 00:18:10,487
Or Homeland Security.
397
00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:12,355
Okay, so, basically,
you're the reason
398
00:18:12,356 --> 00:18:15,191
I have to walk up and
down three flights of
stairs every day?
399
00:18:15,192 --> 00:18:16,459
So I did something stupid.
400
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:18,495
I'm sure you did stupid things
when you were younger.
401
00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:20,030
What were you doing
seven years ago?
402
00:18:20,031 --> 00:18:21,665
Excuse me, I was
in high school.
403
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:23,700
Studying, keeping
my nose clean,
404
00:18:23,701 --> 00:18:25,835
doing volunteer work
for the community.
405
00:18:28,306 --> 00:18:30,674
Not pregnant.
406
00:18:30,675 --> 00:18:32,842
Yes!
407
00:18:32,843 --> 00:18:35,011
(laughs)
408
00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:41,088
Oh, Ubuntu,
409
00:18:41,089 --> 00:18:45,259
you are my favorite Linux-based
operating system.
410
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,427
Hey.
411
00:18:46,428 --> 00:18:48,429
Hello.
412
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:49,696
(sniffing)
413
00:18:49,697 --> 00:18:51,598
Why do I smell methacrylate?
414
00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:53,267
Oh, uh, clear nail polish.
415
00:18:53,268 --> 00:18:54,868
I had a mani-pedi.
416
00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:57,771
Men can get those.
417
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,741
Anyway, I may owe you
an apology.
418
00:19:00,742 --> 00:19:03,977
There's doubt?
419
00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,679
I did agree
to the thermostat setting,
420
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,815
and I shouldn't have tried
to change it.
421
00:19:07,816 --> 00:19:09,683
That's not an apology.
422
00:19:09,684 --> 00:19:12,853
Simply an acknowledgement
that I was right.
423
00:19:12,854 --> 00:19:14,087
Okay, I'm sorry.
424
00:19:14,088 --> 00:19:15,956
There you go.
425
00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:17,291
So, we're good?
426
00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:20,160
Good what?
427
00:19:20,161 --> 00:19:21,762
Never mind.
428
00:19:21,763 --> 00:19:23,730
Okay if I watch some TV?
429
00:19:23,731 --> 00:19:25,499
Go ahead.
430
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,835
ANNOUNCER:
Up next Babylon 5.
431
00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:31,538
LEONARD:
You're not even
watching!
432
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:32,773
SHELDON:
I can hear it!
433
00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:34,708
LEONARD:
Oh, so the dialogue
offends you?
434
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:36,910
SHELDON:
I would hardly call
that dialogue!
435
00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:38,378
LEONARD:
You're insane, you
know that?!
436
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,080
SHELDON:
Don't make me turn that
flag upside down,
437
00:19:40,081 --> 00:19:41,682
'cause you know
I'll do it!
438
00:19:42,383 --> 00:19:45,917
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