1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:03,831 Last season on Lois & Clark 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,802 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm the new owner of the Daily Planet. 3 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:10,238 I promise, no interference. Only a few minor modifications. 4 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:17,212 For the first time in 219 years, there will be no edition of the Daily Planet. 5 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:21,218 I have been in love with you for a long time. 6 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,015 If you had no powers at all... 7 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:26,488 ...if you were just an ordinary man, leading an ordinary life... 8 00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:28,251 ...I would love you just the same. 9 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:30,988 - Will you marry me? - Yes, Lex. 10 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:33,655 I will marry you. 11 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:36,994 No! 12 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:40,139 But I just hate it that Luthor got his way in this one thing. 13 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:42,240 He didn't. Look. 14 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:45,171 We'll start the building next week... 15 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:47,745 ...but first we'll announce we're back in business. 16 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,256 Stop the wedding. You're through. 17 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,756 We have all the evidence against you we need. 18 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,619 Lex Luthor will not live in a cage. 19 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,330 Top of the world. 20 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:08,524 I can't. 21 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,046 So can I assume the operation was a success? 22 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:26,242 Well, as you know, cosmetic surgery is more an art than a science. 23 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:29,718 But I think you will be quite pleased, Mrs. Luthor. 24 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:32,991 I haven't been Mrs. Luthor for 10 years. 25 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:37,061 Don't ever call me that again. I'm Arianna Carlin. 26 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:38,993 Of course. 27 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:50,708 I'm going to remove the bandages now. 28 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:53,505 Please remain still. 29 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:57,810 Your skin will feel hot as it becomes exposed to the air. 30 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,384 But that's normal. 31 00:02:03,756 --> 00:02:07,522 Remarkable, isn't it? Our own Lois Lane. 32 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:10,026 Once the hair is dyed... 33 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:12,596 ...even her mother won't be able to tell them apart. 34 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,834 Dr. Heller, you're brilliant. 35 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,741 The world will truly miss you. 36 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:34,979 We're back, and we're talking to Harold about this growing controversy... 37 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,309 ... regarding Superman's presence in Metropolis. 38 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:38,677 What do you think, Harold? 39 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:43,083 Lex Luthor, a great man, would be alive today if Superman had done his job. 40 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,690 - Hey, Joe! - Yeah. 41 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:50,057 - Sorry! - Look up there! 42 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,641 It's Superman. 43 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,379 - You okay? - Yeah. 44 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:16,249 Well, isn't this just dandy. Superman saves the day again. 45 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,549 - Is there a problem? - Yeah, you. 46 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:20,716 What are you, nuts? Superman's the greatest. 47 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:24,192 Oh, yeah? If he's so great, why didn't he save Lex Luthor? 48 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:25,797 - I wanted to. - Wanted to? 49 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:27,364 Wanted to is not good enough. 50 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,933 Luthor did a lot for this city, and you let him die. 51 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,470 There's more to it than you know. Believe me, I didn't want him to die. 52 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,164 Why should I believe you? 53 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,309 You're nothing but a freak in a blue suit. 54 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:41,536 You know what I think? You save who you wanna save. 55 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:45,445 You call yourself Superman. I think you think you're Supergod. 56 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:59,521 It would be nice, if you were going to use the cream... 57 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:01,326 ...to put it back when you're done. 58 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,095 Because if you don't, then it spoils and then we... 59 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:07,205 I'm sorry. 60 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:10,408 If you ask me, Superman just isn't the hero he used to be. 61 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:13,443 Luthor may have had his faults, but he should have saved him. 62 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:16,741 Are you nuts? Luthor was a lowlife, scum-sucking criminal. 63 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:20,079 How could anybody like that guy? 64 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,187 Sorry, Lois. 65 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,184 Morning, Lois. 66 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:27,519 Hey, have you seen this poll in the Star today? 67 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,457 - Why are you reading this? - Look at it. 68 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:32,689 It says 20 percent of Metropolis is anti-Superman. 69 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:36,597 - What is wrong with people? - You know what's really weird? 70 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:39,033 When they asked people why they didn't like him... 71 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:41,469 ...half of them couldn't give a specific reason. 72 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:44,735 I swear, we are witnessing the dumbing down of America. 73 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:47,971 People with opinions who have no idea why they even have opinions. 74 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,580 What is that? 75 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:55,209 When they remodeled they should've given out instructions on this stuff. 76 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,322 That's a fax coming in over your computer. 77 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,821 They all have fax modems now. 78 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:01,016 Would've been nice if someone put out a memo. 79 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:05,096 - Well, they did. Check your e-mail. - Nobody showed me how to retrieve it. 80 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:08,495 Well, there's a fax on your computer explaining it. 81 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:11,964 Looks like it's rush hour on the super information highway. 82 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:14,038 Yeah, and I'm stuck in traffic. 83 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,438 - Good morning. - Hey, C.K., have you seen this? 84 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:22,479 Hostility for Superman seems to be a growing trend. 85 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,013 What are you still doing here? 86 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:27,311 Thought you were gonna cover murder of that surgeon from Lex Lab. 87 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:30,718 Sorry, chief, I was a little late getting in this morning. I had a p... 88 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:34,692 A problem dropped on me. 89 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:40,390 Well, as long as you're here, you might as well listen to this too. 90 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:44,798 Okay, everybody. Let's gather around and listen up here. I have an announcement. 91 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:47,940 As you know, we've been through some difficult times recently... 92 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:51,565 ...and the new owner feels that some of you might be suffering from stress. 93 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,907 You know, anxiety, short fuses, et cetera. 94 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,015 So as of today... 95 00:06:57,183 --> 00:07:02,018 ...the Daily Planet now has its very own staff psychiatrist. 96 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:05,885 - What? He can't be serious. - That doesn't sound like such a bad idea. 97 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:09,994 You wanna sit and listen to psychobabble, fine with me, but I have stories to work... 98 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:14,099 Excuse me. Am I interrupting something here? 99 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:19,398 Many of you already might be familiar with this woman... 100 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:22,632 ...from her syndicated column that we've been running called: 101 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:28,242 "Healing the Inner Self on the Couch." 102 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:30,974 Yanked the jumble puzzle for that. I was getting good. 103 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,913 I was getting pretty good at it myself. 104 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:36,179 I mean, I'm not so hot on this touchy-feely stuff... 105 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:38,323 ...so that's why I never read the column. 106 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:40,584 But it's helping to sell newspapers... 107 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,456 ...and the good doctor has convinced our publisher... 108 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,392 ...that she could be of some help here. 109 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,465 How do we even know she's a real doctor? 110 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:50,193 Half of these media shrinks are frauds. 111 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:53,497 Oh, I'm a real doctor, Miss Lane. 112 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,601 Of course, I was talking about the other half. 113 00:07:56,776 --> 00:08:02,339 Dr. Carlin, I was just explaining about you to the staff. 114 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:06,281 I'm looking forward to meeting all of you over the next several days. 115 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:09,683 Please feel free to stop by my office anytime. 116 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:14,259 Okay, folks, let's get to it. We've got some blank pages to fill in. 117 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:17,157 They're all yours. 118 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,859 Miss Lane. 119 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,467 I'm especially looking forward to meeting with you. 120 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:27,470 Dr. Carlin, a lot of people have tried to get me on a couch... 121 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,440 ...and after all this time, I don't think I'm gonna start with a psychiatrist. 122 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:36,480 In my experience, it's the people who say they're fine that need help the most. 123 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,674 Excuse me. Have work to do. 124 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:47,251 Did the police say if Dr. Heller was murdered here, or just dumped here? 125 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:54,121 This is just a wild guess, but is something bothering you? 126 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:57,201 That Carlin woman. I can't believe her gall. 127 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:01,704 "In my experience, it's the people who say they're fine who need help the most." 128 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:05,469 Lois, she is a professional. Maybe she knows a bit more about this than we do. 129 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:08,773 Nobody knows me better than me. And believe me, I'm fine. 130 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,473 Is that why you have all those candy bars in your desk. 131 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:12,743 Those are for emergency. 132 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:16,184 In case I have some drastic drop in blood-sugar level. 133 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,448 And what were you doing in my drawers, anyway? 134 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,057 - Lois? - Look at this. 135 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,418 Who are these idiots? 136 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:25,359 Well, they were clever enough to create an acrostic. 137 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:27,226 - A what? - An acrostic. 138 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,426 It's a word or message subliminally hidden in a series of lines. 139 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:34,835 In this case, the first letter of each one of these words spells the word "stop." 140 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,269 Well, they're still idiots. 141 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,713 It's ironic, isn't it? 142 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:46,878 A doctor who makes people look beautiful ends up in a dumpster. 143 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,621 - Excuse me. - Hey, wait! 144 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,021 We only wanna talk to you. 145 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:02,391 - Let me out of this thing. - You okay? 146 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,267 Mister, I don't know nothing. 147 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,668 - About what? Relax. - How did you catch him? 148 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,775 Hey, hey. He got... 149 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,169 ...tired. 150 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,771 Look, we're reporters. We just wanna know... 151 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:20,441 ...if you can tell us anything about the body that was found in that alley. 152 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:27,656 Lois, I think some money would be a really good idea right about now. 153 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:31,285 Where's your wallet? Your hands are free. 154 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,443 Okay, what did you see? 155 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,704 I saw two guys dumping a body. 156 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,007 I heard one of them call the other one "Harry." 157 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:52,912 Except when they left, I saw that it wasn't guys. 158 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,382 It was chicks. 159 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:58,683 - Did you get a good look at either one? - Yeah, one. 160 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,187 It was her. 161 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,731 Superman must go! Superman must go! 162 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:11,434 Superman must go! 163 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:12,969 Superman must go! 164 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,606 Superman must go! 165 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,371 Excuse me, can you tell me, what is the purpose of this demonstration? 166 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:20,944 We don't think the city should be honoring Superman. 167 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:24,480 - Especially after he let Lex Luthor die. - But what do you have to gain...? 168 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,584 I've always been concerned about Superman. 169 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:29,050 Why is he so secretive? What's he got to hide? 170 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:33,555 I was there when Lex Luthor died. I prayed Superman would save him. 171 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,785 But for some reason, he decided not to. 172 00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:38,486 I think the citizens of Metropolis have a right to ask: 173 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:42,691 Isn't Lex Luthor's blood on Superman's hands? 174 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,765 Down with Superman! 175 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:55,280 - How did I do? - How did you do? 176 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:58,875 See what you just did? You used your left hand to protect yourself. 177 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,712 And in front of the cameras you used your left hand to push your hair back. 178 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:07,222 How many times do I have to tell you? Lois Lane is right-handed. 179 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,519 Sorry. 180 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,128 For what I'm paying you, "sorry" is not acceptable. 181 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:16,394 - It won't happen again. - Well, it better not, for your own sake. 182 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:22,269 People are so easily manipulated. 183 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:27,308 And this is just the beginning. By the time I'm finished, Metropolis will be torn apart. 184 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:33,248 Lois Lane and Superman will wish they had never betrayed Lex Luthor. 185 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:49,426 - Did you get my order in? - Definitely. 186 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:59,075 - I'm still getting the bulk discount, right? - Sure. 187 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:02,476 By the way, I'm with you 100 percent. Go get them. 188 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,777 Yeah. 189 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,818 Well... 190 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,060 Clark, do I look okay to you? 191 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,594 Always. Why? 192 00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,732 People are looking at me funny. 193 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,368 Have a little paranoia with your coffee this morning? 194 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,401 No, don't start. 195 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,368 Where were you last night? I called you. 196 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:31,237 At the police station. I stayed there while the detectives interviewed that guy. 197 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,378 And what? Am I on my way to the big house? 198 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,413 No, but this young rookie cop did ask for your phone number. 199 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:39,813 I'm only interested in one man in blue. 200 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:42,847 What? 201 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:54,060 What's going on? I grow a second head or something? 202 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:58,465 I just want you to know, what you did took a lot of guts. 203 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:08,243 Lois, what in the sam hill was that stunt you pulled last night? 204 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:11,042 Our publisher has been all over me like a bad rash. 205 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,017 What are you talking about? 206 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,985 I'm talking about your virtuoso performance on the late news. 207 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,987 You were on the news? 208 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:22,992 If you have an opinion to express, you might consider using our editorial page. 209 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,390 I wasn't on the news. 210 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:27,862 You weren't at that anti-Superman demonstration last night? 211 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,830 What? Of course not. 212 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,027 I was home eating chocolate... Cottage cheese. 213 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:35,731 Chocolate-flavored cottage cheese. It's a new flav... I was doing my laundry. 214 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:39,503 Lois, you come with me, dear. 215 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:46,207 I think the citizens of Metropolis have a right to ask: 216 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:50,048 Isn't Lex Luthor's blood on Superman's hands? 217 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,382 Now, I could be wrong. 218 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,492 I mean, I've only worked with you for about five years. 219 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,720 But I'm seeing some remarkable similarities here. 220 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,865 That's not me. 221 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,727 It's some kind of sick joke. 222 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,429 - Clark. - It's no joke, Lois. 223 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,299 It's a cry for help. 224 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:10,772 What you're demonstrating are signs of post-traumatic stress. 225 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:14,003 Short-term memory loss. Erratic behavior. 226 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:15,841 But I can help. 227 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,112 - Lf you let me. - No, thank you. 228 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,015 I'm not one to meddle in the lives of my reporters... 229 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:26,920 ...but I would strongly suggest that you take the good doctor up on her offer. 230 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,617 - Perry. - Lois, maybe he's right. 231 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:35,299 Well, I can't. We have to attend Lex's will reading. 232 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,799 It's part of our series on the breakup of LexCorp. 233 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,995 Yeah, but that's not till this afternoon. 234 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:43,630 That gives you plenty of time to have a nice little chat with Dr. Carlin. 235 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:47,245 Lois, go ahead. I'll meet you back here in a couple hours. 236 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,374 Come on, son. 237 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,174 Hi, Dad. 238 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,785 Sorry. 239 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:34,289 Give me a little warning next time, would you, son? 240 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,825 When do we start blaming my parents for everything? 241 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,491 Maybe later. 242 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,792 Right now, it might help if we talked about... 243 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:45,464 ...what's been happening in your life for the past few months. 244 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,603 You must admit you have been under... 245 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,071 Heavy emotional stress. 246 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:53,006 And after what she did on television last night, l... 247 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,406 - Here, Dad. - Yeah, thanks. 248 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,640 I'm not a doctor, but can a person be under so much stress that... 249 00:16:57,816 --> 00:17:00,250 I'd forget I was on television? I don't think so. 250 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:04,487 Lois, you can't ignore what took place on your wedding day. 251 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,324 The events surrounding Lex Luthor... 252 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,860 Really affected her. But she's too stubborn to admit it. 253 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:14,697 You just keep on being patient and understanding. She'll come through it. 254 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,000 Yeah, but when? 255 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:21,731 Behavior like yours could, if left untreated, turn violent. 256 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:27,004 Tell me, have you had the desire to strike out at anybody recently? 257 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:38,020 The only desire I have had lately is for Double Fudge Crunch Bars. 258 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,817 I'm not hungry. 259 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,223 I've been so worried about Lois, I haven't had much of an appetite. 260 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:47,559 Well, at least she's working with this Dr. Carlin now. That's a start. 261 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,065 See, I guess it all started with Lex's proposal. 262 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:53,266 It was the last thing I expected. 263 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:57,535 And then the Planet was destroyed. I wasn't sleeping much. 264 00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:01,668 And then Clark decided to tell me he loved me. 265 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:06,575 I was desperate to stop her from marrying Lex. 266 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,980 But it didn't work. 267 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:11,611 And then, when he suddenly changed his mind and told me he didn't love me... 268 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,088 Well, that, combined with everything else... 269 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,217 What's your relationship with Clark now? 270 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:24,461 Well, for a second I thought there might be something between us, but... 271 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,570 I guess we're best friends. 272 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,933 I would never do anything to jeopardize that. 273 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,508 But you lied to her about your true feelings. 274 00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,743 I crossed my fingers when I did it. 275 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,244 Why did you lie to her at all? 276 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,683 Because I know the only person she's in love with... 277 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:44,084 - Is Superman. - So you never loved Lex? 278 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,390 I was attracted to his power. 279 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,757 And to what I thought was a great humanitarian, but... 280 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:56,833 No. I never loved Lex. 281 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,962 Have you ever loved someone... 282 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,472 ...and knew you'd love them your entire life... 283 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,509 ...whether or not they ever loved you in return? 284 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,111 Once. 285 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,977 I loved him as much as any woman could love a man. 286 00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:18,686 And even though he divorced me, I still love him to this day. 287 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,787 So you understand my feelings for Superman? 288 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,485 Oh, yes. Very much so. 289 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,574 What's the story? 290 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,244 Off the record, she's got a lot of problems. 291 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:53,983 I'm afraid we're gonna see things get worse before they get better. 292 00:19:56,228 --> 00:20:00,756 To the Metropolis Arts Council, Mr. Luthor bequeaths the sum of $50,000. 293 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,268 To the Metropolis Children's Summer Camp... 294 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,869 ...Mr. Luthor has left the sum of $25,000... 295 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,064 ...to be distributed as seen fit by the camp's board of directors. 296 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,868 Did I miss anything? 297 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,238 - The Metropolis Summer Music Fair receive... 298 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,505 How was your session with Dr. Carlin? 299 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,075 How do you think? 300 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:21,117 Sitting on a couch telling a complete stranger my most private thoughts. 301 00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:26,952 - Maybe I got a few things off my chest. - Yeah. 302 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,821 Anyway, it's over, and now I'm fine. 303 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,190 Quick healer. 304 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,026 - The proceeds will go to the A.C.L. Corporation... 305 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:39,330 ...which administers a special annuity for his ex-wife, Mrs. A.C. Luthor. 306 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,272 A scholarship in Mr. Luthor's name will be established to reward those... 307 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,433 ...who uphold the high ideals he stood for. 308 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:49,809 - Are you okay? - I can't believe it. 309 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,779 He never said a word about... 310 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,612 - That lying, no good... - Lois. 311 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:58,882 He was married, Clark. He told me I was his first true love. 312 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,482 Lois, maybe we should just try to find her. 313 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,151 She may know about the disappearance of Luthor's body. 314 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,999 Yeah, I'd like to meet the woman that said "I do" before I did. 315 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:12,068 Almost did. Didn't. 316 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:14,467 Let's go. 317 00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:23,214 - I'd like to see him. - Of course. 318 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,512 - How is he, Gretchen? - Better. 319 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,487 The brain waves have stabilized. 320 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:38,894 Tomorrow, I'll begin a mild stimulation to initiate regeneration. 321 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:42,129 He always said you were the best physician he ever had. 322 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,164 I can't tell you how comforting it is to have you caring for him. 323 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:52,674 Well, it's a labor of love. 324 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:55,335 He's very special to me. 325 00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:01,017 Hello, Lex. 326 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,011 It's Ari. 327 00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:06,923 We got into your penthouse. 328 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,686 I have the kryptonite. 329 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,433 It won't be long now. 330 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:25,735 Be well, darling. 331 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:38,752 - Morning. - Morning. 332 00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,484 Any luck on your search for A.C.L. Corporation? 333 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,821 None. It's not listed anywhere. 334 00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:47,089 Now Luthor's lawyer won't return my phone calls. You? 335 00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:50,063 I spent three hours at Bureau of Vital Statistics yesterday. 336 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:54,069 There's no marriage certificate on Lex in this state or any other. 337 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:57,440 Jimmy, you find anything on Luthor's marriage? 338 00:22:57,609 --> 00:23:00,544 You bet. It turns out he was married on a ship in the Caribbean. 339 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,613 I found this announcement that ran in the Planet 10 years ago. 340 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:06,546 - No picture. No maiden name. - Yeah, I know. 341 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,414 But I'm gonna try and track down that ship's captain. 342 00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:11,783 - Lois Lane? - Yeah. 343 00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:14,983 Detective Rider, Metropolis P.D. 344 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,891 You wanna tell me where you were last night around 1:00? 345 00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:20,825 I was home asleep. Why? 346 00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:24,765 - Can anyone verify that? - Of course not. I sleep alone. 347 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,895 By choice. 348 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,407 What's this about, detective? 349 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:34,136 At 1 a.m. Last night, a guard was assaulted outside Lex Luthor's penthouse... 350 00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:38,248 ...by a woman he's identified as Ms. Lane. - Well, that's ridiculous. 351 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,083 This picture was taken by a security camera outside the penthouse. 352 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,587 As far as we can make out, the only item taken was an engagement ring... 353 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:49,318 ...Mr. Luthor had given Miss Lane worth a half a million dollars. 354 00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:52,088 - Miss Lane, you're under arrest. - What? 355 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:56,826 For aggravated assault, breaking-and-entering and grand theft. 356 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:08,841 Down with Superman! Superman must go! 357 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,346 This resentment of Superman is getting out of hand. 358 00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,542 - What they need is a good swift kick... - Thanks for bailing me out. 359 00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:17,586 Another minute, I would've been judging a best tattoo contest. 360 00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:20,657 So any idea who is setting me up? 361 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,691 Wait a minute. 362 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,989 You don't actually think I did these things? 363 00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:30,100 - We're not sure what to believe right now. - Well, let me help you. 364 00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:34,705 There is someone out there who looks like me who is trying to ruin my life. 365 00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:37,068 Now, Lois, I had a little talk with Dr. Carlin. 366 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:41,076 I think the best thing for you right now is to go home, get a little rest. 367 00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:42,611 - I can't believe... - Lois. 368 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:45,511 I want you to take the rest of the week off. 369 00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:48,380 And I want you to schedule an appointment with Dr. Carlin. 370 00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:51,545 Now, is that clear? 371 00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:57,721 I have to go sign for my purse. 372 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:04,334 - I'm worried about her, chief. - Yeah, me too. 373 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,733 See she gets home okay. 374 00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:09,567 I'll see you back at the Planet. 375 00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:15,043 So, what are you gonna do with all this free time? 376 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:17,909 Well, learn piano. 377 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,778 Maybe work on my tan. 378 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:22,511 Or I might try finding out who's setting me up. 379 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,349 Are you gonna help me, or am I gonna do this alone? 380 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,084 It's not that I don't wanna help you, it's just that... 381 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:32,321 Just what? Clark, can't you see that some strange things have been happening? 382 00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:35,159 I am arrested for a crime I did not commit. 383 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,995 People are suddenly at each other's throats over Superman. 384 00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:40,967 A plastic surgeon who used to work at Lex Labs is murdered. 385 00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:43,539 I can't prove that all these things are connected... 386 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,972 ...but my reporter's instinct says something's up. 387 00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:48,203 What does your instinct say? 388 00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:52,410 My instincts say... 389 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:57,449 ...never argue with a woman who has just been behind bars. 390 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:00,121 - What do you wanna do? - Okay. 391 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,989 If there is a woman out there who looks like me... 392 00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:06,358 And we know there is because there's no other rational explanation. 393 00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:08,226 - She must have had plastic surgery. 394 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,800 And what famous plastic surgeon has been in the news? 395 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:11,993 - Dr. Heller. - Yes. 396 00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:13,899 And according to that homeless guy... 397 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,836 ...Heller was killed by somebody who looked exactly like me. 398 00:26:17,008 --> 00:26:18,942 We both know it couldn't be me, could it? 399 00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:21,772 Don't answer that, rhetorical question. So... 400 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:24,472 So maybe we should stop by the dead doctor's office... 401 00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:27,584 ...and see who some of his more recent patients have been. 402 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:30,152 You still think I'm crazy? 403 00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:33,015 I think you're brilliant. 404 00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:36,126 But there is a fine line between brilliance and lunacy 405 00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:40,797 If the mob endorsed a gun, that would be it. 406 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,797 It'll stop whatever your aiming at. 407 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:46,467 Super. I'll take it. 408 00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:49,873 Okay, sign the license. 409 00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:04,146 Now, smile pretty for the government. 410 00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:09,225 Do we even know where Dr. Heller's office is? 411 00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:13,296 - No. Maybe it's in the phone book. - Okay. 412 00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:20,731 - Why did you just do that? - What? 413 00:27:20,905 --> 00:27:23,897 - You stuck your finger in the coin return. - What's the big deal? 414 00:27:24,075 --> 00:27:25,872 It's just a habit. Everybody does it. 415 00:27:26,845 --> 00:27:30,008 - Do you always do it? - I don't know. Maybe. 416 00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:32,672 - Why? - I just think it's interesting. 417 00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:36,252 You're a well paid professional. Why do you have to look for loose change? 418 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:39,413 Not everything a person does has some hidden meaning. 419 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:42,025 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. 420 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:56,004 Great. The page with Dr. Heller's address is torn out of the phone book. 421 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:57,835 Maybe it's in the white pages. 422 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:01,570 You know, I don't think people realize how inconsiderate it is... 423 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:04,112 ...to, like, rip pages out of a public phone book. 424 00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:05,749 Here it is. 425 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:08,509 Come on. 426 00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:11,552 Taxi! 427 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:16,588 I can't believe he ignored me like that. 428 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:18,854 Taxi! 429 00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:21,424 Taxi! 430 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:29,232 Well, he must have super hearing. 431 00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:34,009 Lois, how exactly are we gonna get into Dr. Heller's office and look at his records. 432 00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:36,272 I mean, that information is confidential. 433 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:40,009 It's not gonna be that hard, Clark. I'll just ask to see my file. 434 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:51,896 - I'm sorry, the office is closed. - I just need my file. 435 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:55,897 Don't know if you heard, but Dr. Heller died. We're moving everything into storage. 436 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,331 That's why I need my file. This is my new doctor. 437 00:28:58,503 --> 00:29:01,597 He needs to look it over for medical reasons. 438 00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:05,539 She is suffering some side effects from the operation Dr. Heller performed on her. 439 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:08,110 Some physical, some mental. 440 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:12,741 Well, I guess it would be okay. The name? 441 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,010 - Name? - Yeah, your name. 442 00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:18,746 Don't you recognize me? I come here a lot. 443 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,618 Oh, I wouldn't know. I'm just a temp. 444 00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:23,259 She's a temp. 445 00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:26,121 Obviously you are really busy. 446 00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:28,993 So why don't I just go through some of these boxes myself? 447 00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:31,601 If you want it, I need to know the name on the file. 448 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,238 Well, I wouldn't presume to know the name on the file. 449 00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:38,466 How would I know how Dr. Heller's filing system works? Maybe it's in here. 450 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:40,736 Hey, you can't go in there. 451 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:44,280 Hey, what are you doing? 452 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,213 Very subtle. Why not just knock her out with a sledgehammer. 453 00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:50,218 Someone is trying to frame me. I don't have time to be clever. 454 00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:52,549 Look at this? It's marked "year-to-date." 455 00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,487 Give me that. 456 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,824 Dr. Heller's last operation, performed the week before he was killed. 457 00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:01,557 Full facial reconstruction, but there's no patient name. 458 00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:05,396 Look at this. Female. My height. My weight. 459 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:07,401 And look who paid for it. 460 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:11,941 A.C.L. Corporation. The same company that handles Mrs. Luthor's annuity. 461 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,510 Lex Luthor's ex-wife is out to get me? 462 00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:17,580 Why? It's not like I stole him away at the homecoming dance. 463 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:20,115 Who knows. Let's just find her. 464 00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:22,914 It's Jimmy. 465 00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:24,780 Daily Planet. Hey, C.K., good news. 466 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:27,288 I found the ship's captain who married the Luthors. 467 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:29,926 Yeah, he's at the Queen's Land Retirement Home. 468 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:32,961 Anytime. Just put in a good word for me with Perry. 469 00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:35,599 They sent Lois Lane home. Are you ready? 470 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:39,669 Good. Give me 30 minutes to get out of here and then do it. 471 00:30:43,641 --> 00:30:45,268 - Captain Keen? - Yes. 472 00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:48,344 Hi, I'm Lois Lane. This is Clark Kent from the Daily Planet. 473 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,743 - Pleased to meet you. - Can we talk for a minute? 474 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:55,614 Hey, I'm retired. You can talk to me for a year. Please, sit down. 475 00:30:57,922 --> 00:31:02,621 Captain, it was our understanding that you performed the marriage of Lex Luthor. 476 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:06,389 Oh, yeah, I married them. Some kid called and said you would be coming by. 477 00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:11,729 Of course, Luthor wasn't anybody then, but I could tell he was comer. 478 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:13,871 And that bride of his, she was... 479 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:17,565 - Something like me? - No, much prettier. 480 00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:19,903 And really built. 481 00:31:20,078 --> 00:31:22,911 What do you suppose would make him jump off a building? 482 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:26,209 You think he'd have come up with a better escape plan. 483 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,909 Captain, do you remember the name of the bride? 484 00:31:29,087 --> 00:31:31,112 Sure, Mrs. Luthor. 485 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,556 Hey, that's a joke. I'm retired, I ain't senile. 486 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,893 The kid said you might wanna see a wedding picture. 487 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:42,157 I got pictures of everybody I ever married. 488 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:47,394 Here you go. 489 00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:54,077 Lex Luthor and Ari Carlin. Married, October 8, 1984. 490 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:57,180 Arianna Carlin is Mrs. Luthor. 491 00:31:57,348 --> 00:32:01,409 That guy in the alley thought he heard "Harry." It was "Ari." 492 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:07,320 - Chief, have you seen Dr. Carlin? - Yeah, she's gone for the day. Why? 493 00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:10,427 I found this book of hers on subliminal advertising... 494 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:13,291 ...and I wanted her to autograph it for my mom's birthday. 495 00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:15,923 What ever happened to chocolates and flowers? 496 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,034 My mom is overweight and has allergies. 497 00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:22,268 Well, give her the book. 498 00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:30,771 Lois, I thought I told you to take the rest of the week off. 499 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:34,077 I'm through taking orders from you, and I'm through with the Planet. 500 00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:36,482 Consider this my two-week notice. 501 00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:00,438 Somebody call the fire department. 502 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:10,180 Lois? 503 00:33:12,623 --> 00:33:14,318 Get down! 504 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,851 Everybody get down and remain still. 505 00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:20,589 - Get down! Get down! - Gonna neutralize the gas. 506 00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:41,011 Hey! 507 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,515 Hey! 508 00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:52,589 Wow, you look great. 509 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:57,930 - A little heavy on the eyeliner, I think. - Sorry, but you're a little plain for me. 510 00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:00,099 Plain? 511 00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:03,672 Sure beats whatever shopping channel convinced you that was a good look. 512 00:34:03,841 --> 00:34:07,277 Hey, you gotta act like a prissy glorified typist... 513 00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:08,969 ...you gotta dress the part. 514 00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:13,379 Well, my hair has a lot more bounce than this cheap wig. 515 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:19,221 Lois, you don't seem to be yourself today. 516 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:28,555 It was Lois. She's gone crazy. 517 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,894 She came in here, she threw a tear-gas canister. 518 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,129 No, it wasn't Lois, Mr. White. She's been set up. There's a double. 519 00:34:34,305 --> 00:34:35,294 A double? 520 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:38,909 - Did you see which way she went? - Yeah, she went back down the elevator. 521 00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:03,464 Hey, Clark, Lois' suspicions were right. There is a double. 522 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:06,660 - I know. Where's Arianna? - She left before it happened. Why? 523 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:09,773 - Arianna Carlin was married to Lex Luthor. - I don't believe it. 524 00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:13,506 She had Dr. Heller create the double, then she killed him. 525 00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:15,373 Now she's trying to destroy Lois. 526 00:35:15,546 --> 00:35:18,071 - Great shades of Elvis. - Detective Rider, please. 527 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:20,979 I can't believe that woman pulled the wool over my eyes. 528 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:23,643 Don't feel so bad, chief. She wrote the book on it. 529 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:25,379 That's it. 530 00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:29,117 Ask them to put out an APB on Dr. Carlin. Chief. 531 00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:33,186 These are all of Arianna's latest columns. 532 00:35:33,364 --> 00:35:37,858 - Exactly what is it you're looking for? - Subliminal messages. 533 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:44,772 I got it. 534 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:47,775 When you link together the first letter of each paragraph... 535 00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:51,210 ...lt spells the message, "Superman is evil." 536 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,213 Well, I'll be. 537 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,452 "Man of Steel wicked" 538 00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:04,320 "Superman must die" 539 00:36:05,229 --> 00:36:08,494 It's no wonder that 20 percent of Metropolis is suddenly anti-Superman. 540 00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,691 Yeah, well, the doctor has a loyal following. 541 00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:14,964 Hey, let's see what she has got planned for tomorrow. 542 00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:19,772 "Lane murder of Superman good." 543 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:23,344 That lunatic's planning on having Lois' double kill Superman? 544 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:25,379 And tear the city apart over her trial. 545 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:27,950 Well, you know, she is one brick shy of a full load. 546 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,178 - Nobody can kill Superman. - C.K. 547 00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:33,323 I was giving the APB to the cops when Dr. Carlin called for you. 548 00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:35,482 She's on line two. 549 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:42,265 - Arianna. - Clark, I need your help. 550 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:43,900 Lois has gone over the edge. 551 00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:46,468 - Where are you? - Lex Luthor's penthouse. 552 00:36:46,637 --> 00:36:49,435 She says she will kill herself unless she speaks to Superman. 553 00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:52,269 He will be there as soon as I can contact him. 554 00:36:55,246 --> 00:36:56,873 Perfect. 555 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:02,118 Clark will testify at your trial that I was only concerned with your well-being. 556 00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:05,153 The helpful therapist to the end. 557 00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:09,089 Of course, you will tearfully insist that you have been framed. 558 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,785 That it was actually me who killed Superman. 559 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:14,124 Classic guilt transference. 560 00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:17,827 You're the one that needs help. 561 00:37:18,102 --> 00:37:19,797 Nothing can kill Superman. 562 00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:22,303 You remember kryptonite? 563 00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:24,236 You are the one who named it. 564 00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:27,434 And this gun that you bought... 565 00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:33,741 ...will kill him with it. 566 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:38,184 And then you will know the pain that I felt... 567 00:37:38,356 --> 00:37:41,120 ...when you drove the love of my life to his death. 568 00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:43,317 I didn't drive Lex to his death. 569 00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:45,689 You're in a state of denial, Lois. 570 00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:48,661 Too bad we don't have more time to explore that. 571 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:51,165 Hurry up. He'll be here in a minute. 572 00:37:55,973 --> 00:37:56,962 Who are you? 573 00:37:57,141 --> 00:38:01,134 Let's just say I was an accident victim who was in the right place at the right time. 574 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:07,179 Lois, you look a little stressed. 575 00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:11,481 As your doctor, I'm going to prescribe a light sedative. 576 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:27,800 Lois? 577 00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,203 She'll be fine. 578 00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:36,838 I really thought you were smarter than this. 579 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:39,810 I really am. 580 00:38:50,461 --> 00:38:53,157 I can imagine what's running through your head right now. 581 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,663 Shock. Confusion. 582 00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:57,894 Outrage. 583 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,867 The same emotions I felt when you let Lex die. 584 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,276 You'll wake up in a few minutes. 585 00:39:06,444 --> 00:39:09,311 Although I'm sure you'll wish you hadn't. 586 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:13,776 Let's go! 587 00:39:19,757 --> 00:39:21,452 Lois, can you hear me? 588 00:39:33,237 --> 00:39:35,000 Lois? 589 00:39:56,327 --> 00:39:58,056 Superman? 590 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,799 - Superman, I'll call an ambulance. - No, too long. 591 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,496 It has to come out now. 592 00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:19,009 I don't know if I can do this. 593 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,433 Please, get that away from me. 594 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:49,937 The middle of the Bermuda Triangle would be fine. 595 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:02,556 He's weak. Run him down. 596 00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:16,132 Come on. 597 00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,448 - Just do as I say. - Hey, lady, I ain't got nothing to steal. 598 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:31,087 Shut up and drive. 599 00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:41,656 He's right behind us. We'll never lose him. 600 00:41:44,201 --> 00:41:46,533 - Maybe you'd like to get out now. - No! 601 00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:38,449 Thanks, Superman. Here. 602 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:40,823 I guess he doesn't read your column. 603 00:42:49,466 --> 00:42:52,958 - Lois, 10 minutes till deadline. - Almost done. 604 00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:57,039 - Jimmy, what is that? - Oh, it's Arianna's book. 605 00:42:57,207 --> 00:42:58,936 I'm gonna get a refund. 606 00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:01,972 What do you think of this tag line? 607 00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:07,140 "So in the end, Arianna Carlin Luthor proved to be no less evil than her ex-husband. 608 00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:08,546 And thanks to Superman... 609 00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:13,747 ...Metropolis can now bring to a close the final chapter of the House of Luthor." 610 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,225 I like it. 611 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,998 What's the matter? 612 00:43:25,169 --> 00:43:30,402 Well, I found out something about Superman that I didn't put in the story. 613 00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:31,802 I don't know if I should. 614 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:38,813 - Is it newsworthy? - Very. 615 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:42,946 It's just... It's kind of a personal thing. 616 00:43:43,587 --> 00:43:46,784 Lois, you've got great reporter instincts. 617 00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:49,188 Trust them. 618 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:02,401 Lois, look... 619 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:06,669 ...now that Dr. Carlin and your double are enjoying deluxe accommodations... 620 00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:10,041 ...with a fabulous view of the exercise yard... 621 00:44:10,214 --> 00:44:12,444 ...I strongly suggest you take a little time off. 622 00:44:12,616 --> 00:44:14,311 - Now, don't argue... - I think I will. 623 00:44:15,886 --> 00:44:16,875 You will? 624 00:44:17,054 --> 00:44:21,821 Clark, are you sure we're talking to the real Lois Lane? 625 00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:24,654 Lois, what are you gonna do with all your free time? 626 00:44:25,529 --> 00:44:27,429 I don't know. 627 00:44:27,598 --> 00:44:31,864 Maybe I'll take a cruise through the Bermuda Triangle. 628 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:39,803 And, guys, try not to let this place fall apart while I'm gone. 629 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,448 Yep, that's our Lois. 630 00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:48,176 The genuine article. 631 00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:55,720 I've had some bad news, Lex. 632 00:44:56,393 --> 00:44:58,623 Arianna failed. 633 00:45:00,764 --> 00:45:03,062 But don't worry. 634 00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:05,599 You'll always have me.