1 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:10,435 We spend $80 million on a new weapon... 2 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:13,408 ...and we've gotta sit on these hard wooden benches. 3 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:16,413 Well, the Army's not known for being big on comfort. 4 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:21,081 Tell me about it. I just got a splinter in a very embarrassing place. 5 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:25,118 It's my great honor to introduce the base commander of Fort Truman... 6 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,816 ...Major General Ralph Marshall. 7 00:00:28,828 --> 00:00:31,296 Thank you, Colonel Fane. 8 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:36,094 What you are about to witness is a demonstration of the A.T.A. S... 9 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:40,706 ...the first step toward taking the United States Military into the 21 st century. 10 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,239 Forward five yards. 11 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:57,015 Check it out, a killer robot. 12 00:00:57,190 --> 00:01:01,320 Actually, the A.T.A.S. Is an all-terrain automated soldier. 13 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:02,722 What's the difference? 14 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,524 About a hundred thousand taxpayer dollars worth of P.R. 15 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,564 The A.T.A.S. Has the ability to replace the firepower... 16 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:15,037 ...of an entire infantry platoon with pinpoint accuracy. 17 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:16,903 Set your target, fire. 18 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:20,877 Lower left quadrant, fire. 19 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:26,417 Target three-niner west. 20 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:29,149 Fire. 21 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:34,056 Fire! 22 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,319 Fire! 23 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:45,967 Remote voice-activated. Cool. 24 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:48,937 - You wanna try these? - I don't need them. 25 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,408 They're hard to use with my glasses. 26 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:59,416 This is just one of the many state-of-the-art functions this new weapon features. 27 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:04,012 If the target is out of visual contact... 28 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:07,455 ...the A.T.A. S will automatically reposition itself. 29 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,118 Target one-zero-zero south. 30 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,321 One-six-zero east. 31 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:42,919 - Lois, you all right? - Oh, yeah. I think so. 32 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,859 Thanks. 33 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:49,729 - Where's Clark? - He went to get an ambulance. 34 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:54,840 It's too late. General Marshall's dead. 35 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,473 Colonel Fane! 36 00:02:57,644 --> 00:03:03,048 For a man who's about to become base commander, you don't look too happy. 37 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,084 For God's sakes, we just killed a man, Ryan. 38 00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:09,517 You know, sometimes I think you're as inhuman as that robot down there. 39 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,554 That could be a good thing, Chuck. 40 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:14,693 Because that's what it takes to hold the entire world hostage. 41 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:34,336 Is there anyone at the Pentagon that can say something besides "no comment"? 42 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:38,500 "Goodbye" wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 43 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:39,838 Are you getting anywhere? 44 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,346 No, but now I know all five verses to "Windy." 45 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:47,545 Yes, this is Clark Kent with the Daily Planet. 46 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,622 I'm trying to get an official statement regarding the death of General Marshall. 47 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:55,993 I see. Would that be "click" with one exclamation point or two? 48 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:59,562 Shots of the accident, just out of the soup. 49 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,023 What do you think? 50 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:05,370 This one's blurry. This one's completely out of focus. 51 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,870 - Jimmy, is this the best we have? - Yeah, I'm sorry. 52 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:11,204 My finger froze on the shutter. That happens when I'm being shot at. 53 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:14,036 Is this a picture of your feet? 54 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:18,309 Yeah, but you can see the killer robot in between them. 55 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,916 No, no. 56 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,079 No, no. 57 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,191 I'm sure we'll find something we can use. 58 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:28,054 No. 59 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:30,418 Wait a minute. 60 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:32,563 This man is dead. 61 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:37,365 I know I'm still new at this, but that seemed obvious to me. 62 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:40,199 Not General Marshall, this man. 63 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:43,836 Lois, dead people rarely walk. 64 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,275 Clark, this is Ryan Wiley. I went to college with him. 65 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:51,747 He was a computer engineer at Fort Truman, where he died a year ago. 66 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:56,047 Oh, I get it, he's a ghost. Why didn't you say that in the first place? 67 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,053 Is that supposed to be sarcasm? 68 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,056 What, I wasn't clear enough? 69 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:03,389 He dated my best friend in college. They were engaged to be married. 70 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:05,531 So I think I would know what he looks like. 71 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:08,098 And I'm telling you, this is Ryan. 72 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,967 Did the military ever say how this guy died? 73 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:14,663 Just that it was an accident. 74 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:18,937 There were rumors that it had to do with the Hawkeye Strategic Defense System. 75 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,943 - What's that? - It's top-secret. 76 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,911 Molly couldn't talk about it much... 77 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:26,540 ...but I think it's some sort of killer defense satellite. 78 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,210 Whatever it is, Ryan was dead, and that was that. 79 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,550 But now he's alive. 80 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,589 It's pretty weird, huh? 81 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,625 What am I gonna say to her? 82 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:39,663 Your boyfriend's back, we think he's starting trouble. 83 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:41,756 There it is. 84 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,871 Well, this can't be right. 85 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,440 It's the forwarding address her mailman had for her. 86 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:51,975 Molly's a computer engineer. 87 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:55,546 What's she doing running a flaky place like this? 88 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:58,684 Technology is Killing Us by Molly Flynn. 89 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,079 What? 90 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,084 When did she start writing this junk? 91 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:06,248 I get the feeling that you and Molly aren't exactly on the friends-and-family program. 92 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,757 So we drifted apart a little. 93 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,589 I suppose you've kept in touch with your college friends? 94 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,459 Well, yeah. 95 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:17,091 Well, sure. I mean, that's easy when you go to Smallville U... 96 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,467 ...with a graduating class of 10 farmers and a cow. 97 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:24,405 You just hate losing those arguments, don't you? 98 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:28,374 What is it? 99 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:33,508 You hang them in the corner of your room, and they act as a spiritual air cleaner. 100 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:35,347 Is that her? 101 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:38,356 Just barely. I can't believe it. 102 00:07:38,524 --> 00:07:40,219 Excuse me. 103 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,020 May I help you? 104 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:46,131 - Lois? - Molly. 105 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,130 Come here. 106 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,825 You look wonderful. 107 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:52,232 Well, you just look so... 108 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,498 So not yourself. 109 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,740 I know. So, what do you think? 110 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:02,413 Oh, it is just quite... 111 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,106 You had a word for it out front. 112 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:05,750 - I think you said it was... - Nice. 113 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,485 - Very nice. - Thank you. 114 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:14,421 They have incredible healing properties. 115 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:16,585 You can either wear them... 116 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:20,422 ...or you can meditate with them by placing them on your forehead. 117 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,336 Wouldn't it fall off? 118 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:27,533 Lois, you're supposed to do that while you're lying down. 119 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:32,303 Oh, well, I knew that. 120 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:35,106 It was just a little New Age humor. 121 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:38,250 Same old Lois. Still can't admit you don't know everything. 122 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:39,907 That's not true, is it, Clark? 123 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:46,388 So Lois tells me that you used to be a computer engineer. 124 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:49,720 That's right. I gave it up after working on the Hawkeye project. 125 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,796 The machine that can kill from space. 126 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:56,693 It made me realize what a horror technology has become. 127 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,770 Are you serious? Without technology, we'd be in the dark ages. 128 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,304 Lois, it's killing us. 129 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:05,934 We have got to release its death grip and free the human spirit. 130 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,376 Jeez, I feel like I should yell, "Amen." 131 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,417 Maybe it would help if you read my book, Lois. 132 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,883 Sure. Do you have it on tape? 133 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:18,649 Molly, I noticed that you mentioned your boyfriend's death on the last page... 134 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:20,485 ...but you don't go into any detail. 135 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,321 Did the Army tell you what happened? 136 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:23,962 You went to the end first? 137 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:30,428 Yeah. I read a lot of mysteries. It's a bad habit. 138 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:37,534 Well, they said he was installing the trigger system on the satellite... 139 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,644 ...when somehow it exploded. 140 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:43,407 They said that the blast was so bad that there weren't even any remains. 141 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,178 I wonder what they'd say if they knew he was at Fort Truman this morning. 142 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:48,650 What? 143 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,789 This was taken at a weapons demonstration. 144 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:52,650 That's not Ryan. 145 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:55,487 - What do you mean that's not Ryan? - I mean, it's not Ryan. 146 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:59,620 It looks a little like Ryan, but then again, he has one of those faces, you know. 147 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,461 Do you know much about Chinese herbs, Clark? 148 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:05,661 - Well, actually, when I was in China... - Could we get back to Ryan? 149 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,533 He's dead. What more do you want? 150 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:10,301 More than the military's official story would be helpful. 151 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,706 That is the only story that I know. 152 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,944 Now, this one is supposed to slow down the aging process... 153 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,949 ...by calming the organs of the body. 154 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,178 You might consider trying some, Lois. 155 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:32,761 You two have a very interesting friendship. 156 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,457 It's Ryan. He's the only thing we ever argued about. 157 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,331 He was a user, and she just couldn't see it. 158 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:39,937 Let me guess. 159 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,040 You tried helping her see the light... 160 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:46,167 ...but in her love-struck state, she mistook your sound advice for meddling. 161 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:49,405 You think you're so smart. She never used the word "meddle." 162 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:54,019 But I'll tell you this, I was right about him then, and I don't believe her now. 163 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,761 I just can't believe you actually agree with her. 164 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:11,198 I didn't say that. All I said was she's not alone. 165 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:14,271 A lot of people realize that there are drawbacks to technology. 166 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,532 Really? 167 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:19,371 Tell me one technological advancement you would be willing to live without. 168 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,035 Oh, how about cable television. 169 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:23,477 Wait a minute, you said "advancement," didn't you? 170 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:26,516 What is wrong with cable? We're talking about 500 channels. 171 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,483 That opens up a world of possibility. 172 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:32,420 Including the possibility that you may never again speak to another human being. 173 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:33,819 That is not true. 174 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:37,121 First of all, there will always be an operator on standby someplace. 175 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:41,733 And last year I got to know my cable man so well that we exchanged Christmas gifts. 176 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:45,103 Lois, you're missing the point. Just look at your trip back here. 177 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,795 You got money from the ATM. 178 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,501 You paid for your gas at the pump. 179 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:52,803 You used a security card to get into your underground parking. 180 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:56,004 And you did not interact with another human being the whole time. 181 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,739 Sometimes that's a good thing. 182 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:05,548 I'm gonna fax an order to the pizza place. You want something? 183 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,592 How about a delivery person who's interested in my opinion. 184 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,367 Hey, wait a minute. 185 00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:17,763 Clark, do me a favor. 186 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,872 My college yearbook is in the closet, would you get it for me? 187 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,975 - Why? - Ryan signed it for me. 188 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:25,842 So? 189 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:30,279 So remember how everyone had to sign in at the front gate of Fort Truman? 190 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,111 If we could get a copy of that sign-in sheet... 191 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:36,846 ...we could get the name Ryan signed in under by comparing the handwriting. 192 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:41,620 Which would prove he's alive. Very clever. 193 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,694 Don't sound so surprised. 194 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:50,694 "To Stretch, no one swings like you do. Love, Teddy." 195 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:54,233 - Stretch? - We were in gymnastics together. 196 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:55,930 He was trying to be cute. 197 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,575 Stretch. I like it. 198 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,473 And it's the last time you'll use it. 199 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,045 Here it is. 200 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:08,846 "Dear Lois, eye to eye we've never seen, but friends we will remain. 201 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:11,581 Let's stay in touch. Ry." 202 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:12,985 Yeah, right. 203 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,184 He never liked me any more than I liked him. 204 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,659 Everything about that guy was phony. 205 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,094 Even his death. 206 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:32,606 - Morning. Any messages? - On your desk, sir. 207 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,575 Did that reporter from the Planet call? 208 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,875 No, but she's faxing over a request for yesterday's sign-in sheets. 209 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:41,645 - Well, if she calls again... - Excuse me, "when" she calls again, sir. 210 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,647 When she calls again... 211 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,759 ...tell her we had technical problems and never received this... 212 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,760 ...and she'll have to send her next request by certified mail. 213 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,358 Yes, sir. 214 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,035 How did you get in here? 215 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,905 Pretending to be dead for a year is a challenge, Chuck. 216 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,705 Breaking into your office isn't. 217 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,379 In the future, ask. 218 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:19,047 - I'm in charge now, and I deserve a little... - You're not gonna say "respect," are you? 219 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:24,128 Because I'm the reason you're in charge, and I'm the man that will make you rich. 220 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:27,265 So I deserve the respect here, and don't you ever forget it. 221 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,868 There's a sergeant, I think his name is Cook. 222 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,008 Every time I'm in the control room, he's always hovering over me. 223 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,404 Reassign him. 224 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,375 I've already transferred everyone who can identify you. 225 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,481 Cook is a satellite engineer. 226 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,541 How am I gonna transfer him without raising suspicion? 227 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:51,053 I don't care if he ends up peeling potatoes. He's asking too many questions. 228 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,954 Now, I can't take over the Hawkeye if this guy is gonna be on me like a bad suit. 229 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,822 All right, I'll move him. 230 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,397 Speaking of questions, there's a reporter from the Planet nosing around. 231 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,598 Lois Lane. 232 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:09,697 - You know her? - She's one of my biggest fans. 233 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:13,276 Unfortunately, she thinks she saw me on the testing grounds yesterday. 234 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:14,776 She wants the sign-in sheet. 235 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:18,475 Maybe she wants to crosscheck handwriting samples, Chuck. 236 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,685 She always was a little too pushy for my tastes. 237 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:28,554 I don't know how long I can keep ducking her without making her suspicious. 238 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:33,322 How did you ever convince anybody that you were officer material, Chuck? 239 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,897 Relax, Chuck. 240 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:39,003 Once I start the chaos in Metropolis... 241 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:44,108 ...Lois Lane's gonna be way too busy to worry about either of us. 242 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,507 Don't forget, the city's gonna have a major traffic problem. 243 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,540 Jimmy, watch out! 244 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:54,976 Metropolis Transit Authority reports that all 10,400 traffic signals are stuck on green. 245 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,013 There have been several near disasters... 246 00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:00,344 ... but thanks to Superman, no serious injuries. 247 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,243 You can say that again. 248 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:06,050 What are you standing here watching pictures for when you could be taking them? 249 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:09,558 - Right, chief, I'll get my camera. - Yeah, that would help. 250 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,395 Clark, where have you been? 251 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:17,262 - I was stuck in traffic, chief. - Oh, all right. 252 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:22,601 Now that you're here, piece together a story from this mess for the afternoon edition. 253 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,766 - Okay. - All right. 254 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,970 - Lois, any idea what caused this? - Sounds like sabotage. 255 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,742 The Department of Traffic got an anonymous note saying: 256 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:35,819 "Cars are isolating us from each other. Walk among your fellow man." 257 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,913 Lois, that is a direct quote from Molly's book. 258 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,753 - You think...? - No. No, not Molly. 259 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:45,192 She's an activist, but she's the last person to do something like this. 260 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,355 It's probably some nut who read her book. 261 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,032 Any luck getting information on Ryan Wiley's death? 262 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:53,797 Zero. Everything comes back "classified, access denied." 263 00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:57,533 But I did do a follow-up story on the A.T.A.S. 264 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,273 I just lost my story. 265 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,411 Somebody get me MIS, my computer just froze up. 266 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:07,841 So did mine. 267 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,113 Oh brother, we're a half-hour before deadline. 268 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,814 All right, let's get the systems operator on the phone. 269 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:15,926 Never mind, I'll do it myself. 270 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,258 Judas priest, the phone lines are dead. 271 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,831 - Chief! - I thought I sent you to get some pictures. 272 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,867 The guard downstairs found this taped to the lobby door. 273 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:28,768 "Phones in Metropolis are mute. Its computers silenced. 274 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,536 We have released the death grip of technology and freed the human spirit." 275 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:35,475 What kind of sophomoric claptrap is this? 276 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:38,480 It's exactly the claptrap Molly was ranting about yesterday. 277 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:41,380 Looks like Molly's graduated from activist to terrorist. 278 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,048 I guess. 279 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,690 There's nothing Molly can't do with a computer system. 280 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,088 No, no, now, just a minute. 281 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,659 You know who wrote this? 282 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,762 Well, yeah. Obviously not as well as I thought. 283 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,001 Well, what are you two hanging around for? Get on it. 284 00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,962 All right everybody, listen up. 285 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,164 We may have lost the battle, but not the war. 286 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,276 - We still got a paper to put out. - But we're fully computerized. 287 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,537 Jimmy, you're young, so I'm gonna excuse that. 288 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:11,274 Believe it or not, there was a Daily Planet long before there were computers. 289 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,315 There's no wire service or faxes, chief. 290 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,079 Then we're gonna pound the pavement like in the old days. 291 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,689 First rule of journalism, you publish or you perish. 292 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:19,846 - Dale? - Yeah. 293 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,390 Round us up some typewriters. 294 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,791 C.D., go down there and see if that old Linotype machine still works. 295 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,488 Jimmy, I want you to stick with me like glue. 296 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:31,261 You're about to find out what it means to be a real newspaperman. 297 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:47,684 It sounds like some kind of religious chant. 298 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:54,253 Excuse me, have you seen Molly? 299 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:09,963 Excuse me, I'm looking for Molly. 300 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,908 Excuse me, has anybody seen Molly? 301 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:23,351 Hey, what are you doing? We're chanting here. 302 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,447 We were just wondering if anybody had seen Molly Flynn. 303 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,115 No, we haven't. 304 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,591 Well, who let you in? 305 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,624 We have a key, okay? 306 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,158 Just what exactly are you chanting for? 307 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,265 Inner peace and brotherhood. 308 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,432 Now, go away. 309 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,847 He must be new to the group. 310 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,753 Clark, there's an apartment. 311 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:05,396 Well, I guess anti-technology stops at the refrigerator. 312 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:12,127 All her clothes are gone, big surprise. 313 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:13,566 There's nothing much here. 314 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:18,073 Yogurt, tofu, a couple of bottles of Golden Springs beer. 315 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,143 Lois, if you're thirsty, say something. 316 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:22,905 Clark, this just isn't any beer. 317 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,242 I know, it goes with sun and good times. 318 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:28,113 It's Ryan's favorite beer. You have to special order it. 319 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,914 Molly doesn't even drink this. 320 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,318 - She was hiding him here? - And we scared him off. 321 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,551 I knew it was him in that photo. They pulled these stunts together. 322 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,820 - But why was he at Fort Truman? - I don't know. 323 00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:41,830 We should get to the Planet and find out who headed the investigation of his death. 324 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,230 That would make an interesting interview. 325 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,462 Help! Somebody help! My wife's having a baby. 326 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,969 I'll catch up with you later. 327 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,268 I'm gonna stay and talk to the chanters. They might know something. 328 00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:54,537 See if they know any chants for missing persons. 329 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:58,481 Hang on, honey. The phones are dead. 330 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,516 The phone's dead. Oh, God. Somebody help! 331 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:05,350 My God, the phone's still dead. I can't get an ambulance. 332 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:06,513 Breathe, breathe! 333 00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:13,425 It's not how you planned it, I'm sure, but it's still the same result. 334 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:18,560 Take your daughter, get in the car. I'll fly you to the hospital. 335 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:27,575 I can't believe it. My daughter was just delivered by Superman. 336 00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,543 Everybody buckled in? 337 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,608 Ready when you are, Superman. 338 00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:39,313 Honey, I just had a great idea for a name. 339 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,359 - Colonel. - Sir. 340 00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:50,829 Did you hear anything yet? 341 00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:53,402 For God's sake, salute me. I'm your superior officer. 342 00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:56,564 Get something straight. There's nothing superior about you. 343 00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:58,801 Ryan, for God's sake, people will notice. 344 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,278 So? 345 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:10,512 So I made the offer to the mayor. It's her call whether she wants the troops. 346 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,486 She better decide by 8 a.m. Tomorrow. 347 00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:16,718 That's when the Hawkeye's in range for me to be able to override its tracking systems. 348 00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:21,296 She's not gonna ask for the troops unless the city's out of control, and it's not. 349 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:25,500 Then tonight we're just gonna have to help it along, aren't we, sir? 350 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:42,577 - Joan? - Yeah. 351 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:46,281 Tell the sports department I need their copy two hours earlier for paste-up. 352 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,722 Okay, everybody, you're gonna have to type faster. 353 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:51,158 Remember, I don't have a computer to help me edit. 354 00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:53,889 Oh, boy, look at that. Wite-Out. 355 00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:56,226 I haven't seen that in I don't know how long. 356 00:23:56,401 --> 00:23:58,926 Boy, does that bring back memories. Mainly of mistakes. 357 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,301 Perry, it's hard enough trying to re-create my story on this antique... 358 00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:05,875 ...without feeling like my teacher is standing over my shoulder. 359 00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:08,410 You're going through technology withdrawal, huh? 360 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:12,277 - Chief, where do you want this? - Take it easy now. 361 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,079 - Hopefully somewhere close. - Yeah, in my office. 362 00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:17,517 - Is that a shortwave radio? - It sure is. 363 00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:19,156 It used to be a hobby of mine... 364 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:22,384 ...until Alice decided I was talking too much to it and not to her. 365 00:24:22,561 --> 00:24:26,361 - Could you get Washington on that? - Well, sure, I could get Paris if I wanted to. 366 00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:29,398 Unfortunately, I'd have to talk to the French. 367 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:33,437 Perry, I need to find out who investigated Ryan Wiley's supposed death. 368 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:36,267 Do you know anybody in Washington who could find that out? 369 00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:38,102 - Storming Norman. - Schwarzkopf? 370 00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:40,335 Haberscnatzer. Retired admiral. 371 00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,446 Storming Norman's his handle too. 372 00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:44,844 Do you think he'd mind looking into it? 373 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:47,177 Oh, no, he'd love it. Give him something to do. 374 00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:50,014 There's only so much Battleship a man can play by himself. 375 00:24:50,188 --> 00:24:52,247 Perry, is that you? 376 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,892 Andy, thanks for coming by. 377 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:57,255 Well, thank you for inviting me. 378 00:24:57,429 --> 00:25:00,364 I thought maybe everybody had forgotten about old Andy. 379 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:04,559 Oh, no. Lois Lane, Andy Tucker. 380 00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:08,433 Of course. You're one of the 14-pointers. 381 00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:10,575 - I beg your pardon? - What'd she say? 382 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:14,803 In the old days, a 14-pointer was slang for a reporter. 383 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,574 See, Andy's one of the few pressmen I could find... 384 00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:20,217 ...that still can operate the old Linotype machine. 385 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,945 Jimmy, I want you to meet Andy Tucker. 386 00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:26,852 I want you to take him to the press room and show him that old Linotype machine. 387 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,390 - Sure, chief. Follow me. - What? 388 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,551 You're gonna have to speak up. 389 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:35,098 Twenty years of running Linotype machines have affected Andy's hearing. 390 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,495 Follow me! 391 00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:38,465 - Nice meeting you. - You too. 392 00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:41,601 - What'd she say? - "You too." 393 00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:44,503 - Me too what? - Nothing. 394 00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:47,611 Oh, boy. Now, is this ready? 395 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,441 - Mr. Tucker! - That's as good as it's gonna get. 396 00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:53,243 I can't believe how much I use my spell check. 397 00:25:57,589 --> 00:26:00,956 You look tired. Why don't you go home, get some rest. We're covered here. 398 00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:03,651 If Storming Norman calls, I'll send a runner. 399 00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:05,762 Thanks, Perry. 400 00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:45,060 Help! 401 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,745 Help! 402 00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:16,929 Now, I realize that you probably have everything under control. 403 00:27:17,102 --> 00:27:19,036 But since I'm here... 404 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:23,937 Well, I guess if you're not doing anything. 405 00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:32,577 Thanks. 406 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:37,144 - You wanna tell me what happened? - Somebody pushed me out the window. 407 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,981 Looks like they're gone. 408 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:44,184 Stay here. 409 00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:05,175 - I didn't see anyone. - It doesn't matter, I know who it was. 410 00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:08,753 I gave this charm to a friend of mine in college. 411 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,547 I guess we're not friends anymore. 412 00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:12,713 Help, help! They're stealing my car! 413 00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:15,223 It's all right, go ahead. I'll be fine. 414 00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:18,424 Really. 415 00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:36,839 Lois, I thought I sent you home for some rest. 416 00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:40,348 I figured you'd be pulling an all-nighter, so I brought in some goodies. 417 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:42,179 Goodies. 418 00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:46,585 Corn chips, chocolate chip cookies, licorice. 419 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:50,125 - No Double Fudge Crunch Bars? - I'm hoarding those for myself. 420 00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:52,891 What's the city like out there? 421 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:56,431 It's eerie. They must have every soldier from Fort Truman on the streets. 422 00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:58,262 It's like the city's under siege. 423 00:28:58,436 --> 00:29:01,405 - Do we know what caused the blackout? - We think it's your friend. 424 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,440 The power company got a note that said something about... 425 00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:08,568 ...electricity being the evil handmaiden of technology. 426 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:13,847 - Clark, where have you been? - I was covering Superman. 427 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:17,249 He's been out all night saving the day. 428 00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:22,054 Here's the first copy, Perry, hot off the press. 429 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,425 Andy, good work. 430 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,393 You just pulled off a miracle, chief. 431 00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:27,929 I couldn't have done it alone. 432 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,396 Oh, thanks, chief. 433 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:32,659 Andy, you're the best. 434 00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:34,498 It's all right, I don't need a rest. 435 00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:39,371 It looks like one of those papers that say stuff like, "I Had Elvis' Alien Love Child." 436 00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:43,878 Jimmy, what looks like a plow horse may just run like a thoroughbred. 437 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:47,178 - What did you say? - It looks great, Andy. 438 00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:49,343 I know it's late. You wanna run it? 439 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:51,614 Chief, someone's calling you on the shortwave. 440 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,384 Andy, you get down to the press room and print like hell. 441 00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:57,119 Jimmy, go with him. He'll need all the help he can get. 442 00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:59,160 Sun's coming up right around the corner. 443 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,890 - Come on, I'll give you a hand. - Why are you yelling? 444 00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:06,867 By God, we're gonna be the only paper in this city to have a morning edition. 445 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:13,734 Superman told me what happened at your apartment. Are you okay? 446 00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:16,107 Yeah, I'm fine. 447 00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:19,148 So an old friend tried to kill me. These things happen. 448 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,310 Okay, they happen to me. 449 00:30:24,889 --> 00:30:29,588 I just can't believe Molly's behind this. She's not capable of terrorism and murder. 450 00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:32,662 People can have two sides to their personalities, Lois. 451 00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:36,365 Believe me, I know. 452 00:30:36,935 --> 00:30:40,530 Lois, the cavalry came through. That was Storming Norman on shortwave. 453 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:43,469 - Schwarzkopf? - Haberscnatzer. I'll explain later. 454 00:30:43,641 --> 00:30:47,372 He got the name of that officer who investigated the alleged death of Wiley. 455 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:50,742 One Colonel Charles Fane. 456 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:52,940 - Fane? - Well, no wonder he's been ducking us. 457 00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:56,712 It's hard to explain how a man you swore was dead is walking around your base. 458 00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:59,914 - I wonder if they're in this together. - But why paralyze the city? 459 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:03,853 Unless... You know, sometimes it's hard to spot a storm somewhere else... 460 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:06,087 ...when there's trouble brewing at home. 461 00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:08,755 You're saying the stuff happening is a diversion? 462 00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:11,026 I don't know, but my gut instinct tells me... 463 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:14,467 ...that it's very coincidental for a man to take over a base... 464 00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,869 ...and then empty it out 24 hours later. 465 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:20,044 A man who only took over because General Marshall was killed. 466 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,878 There's only one way to find out what's going on: Get on that base. 467 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,175 If Fane emptied out Fort Truman for a reason... 468 00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:28,478 ...he's not gonna let us drive on with a smile. 469 00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:32,819 Meet me outside in 10 minutes. 470 00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:37,325 I worry when she gets that look in her eye. 471 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:47,967 Clark! Clark! 472 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:52,203 Hurry up, hurry up. Come on. Get in. Get in. 473 00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:55,505 - You stole a jeep? - I didn't steal it, I'm returning it to the base. 474 00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:59,075 Here, put these on. 475 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:02,413 Where'd you get...? I don't even wanna know. Forget it. 476 00:32:02,787 --> 00:32:04,254 - Hey! - Hey! 477 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,390 Hold it! 478 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:13,861 Good morning, sir. 479 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,858 You just saluted with the wrong hand. 480 00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:21,472 With everything that's going on, I doubt he noticed. 481 00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:26,499 Boy, there's hardly a soldier in sight. 482 00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:30,277 Great, no one's here. 483 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,541 Fane's gotta be around someplace. 484 00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:35,413 The soldiers outside the Planet said he stayed on the base. 485 00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:38,214 They must have their own generators. 486 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:42,620 Hey, they said their fax machine was broken. 487 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:49,626 Oh, it's true. You don't realize what you've got till it's gone. 488 00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:56,934 Clark, look at this. 489 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:03,042 "To the Joint Chiefs: Fort Truman has just been destroyed. 490 00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:05,580 The Hawkeye satellite is now under our control. 491 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:10,687 Like my book says, 'Technology is killing us, literally."' 492 00:33:10,855 --> 00:33:15,053 - What time is this supposed to be sent? - It's set for 9:00. 493 00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:16,454 That's 15 minutes from now. 494 00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:19,323 Perry was right. Metropolis is just a diversion. 495 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,897 They killed Marshall so they could empty the base... 496 00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:24,296 ...and hijack the satellite without interference. 497 00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:27,370 There are hundreds on this base. They'll never get out in time. 498 00:33:27,538 --> 00:33:29,005 Let's get to the command center. 499 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:31,698 Maybe someone there can jam their transmissions. 500 00:33:34,245 --> 00:33:36,076 Any idea where that command center is? 501 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:38,511 No, and never a soldier around when you need one. 502 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,618 You try those buildings over there, I'll go this way. 503 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:47,618 Trespassing on a military facility is a federal offense. 504 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:48,918 Put him in the stockade. 505 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:51,561 Yes, sir. Let's go. 506 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,687 Lois? 507 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:19,450 Surprised to see me alive? 508 00:34:19,624 --> 00:34:21,353 What are you doing in that uniform? 509 00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:23,391 Why did you try to kill me last night? 510 00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:25,391 Kill you? 511 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,292 Where's your psycho boyfriend? 512 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,931 I have no idea. He kidnapped me. 513 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:34,538 I have been locked in here for the last 24 hours. 514 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:36,798 Oh, my God, Molly. 515 00:34:36,974 --> 00:34:39,204 - He's gonna hijack the Hawkeye. - I know. 516 00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:41,106 I thought you were working together. 517 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:44,146 Oh, nice to know you think so much of me. 518 00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:47,716 Well, you lied to me about him being dead. How do you explain that? 519 00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:49,375 I thought he was dead... 520 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,454 ...until he showed up and told me that he faked his death. 521 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:55,117 He said he'd stumbled upon military secrets... 522 00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:57,158 ...and the Army was out to kill him. 523 00:34:57,328 --> 00:34:59,592 And you fell for that? 524 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:02,496 Lois, don't start with me. 525 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:05,466 Well, isn't this a surprise reunion? 526 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,570 I thought you fell out a window, Lois. 527 00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:11,970 You mean, was pushed out by a man who likes to dress up like his girlfriend. 528 00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:15,340 Don't, don't, don't. Don't make me use this. 529 00:35:15,513 --> 00:35:19,108 All right, Chuck. That sounded so menacing. 530 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:24,816 I'd like to stay and chat, Lois, but I've got a satellite to hijack. 531 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,260 You guys, listen to me, you're making a big mistake. 532 00:35:31,429 --> 00:35:33,624 Colonel Fane is planning on blowing up the base. 533 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,789 Is that the best you can do? Just get in. 534 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,663 My name is Clark Kent. I'm a reporter for the Daily Planet. 535 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:40,599 Mr. Kent, in case you haven't heard... 536 00:35:40,771 --> 00:35:43,706 ...the military and the media aren't exactly best friends. 537 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,342 Death affected your brain cells. 538 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:49,378 How are you gonna get all of this equipment out of here in 10 minutes? 539 00:35:49,547 --> 00:35:52,607 I don't have to. I'm using the mobile remote system. 540 00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:54,842 You remember that system, don't you, Molly? 541 00:35:55,019 --> 00:35:56,714 I'm sorry I ever designed it. 542 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:59,823 Spoken like a true anti-technology queen. 543 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:02,721 No, it's people like you she's against, not technology. 544 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:04,486 Yeah. 545 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,823 Actually, I am against technology, Lois. 546 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,590 - Don't be ridiculous. - I'm serious. 547 00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:10,893 - It's scientific advancement. - Lf there were... 548 00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:12,467 Ladies, ladies! 549 00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:16,573 You only have 10 minutes left to live. Don't waste it arguing. 550 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,138 So, what are you gonna do? 551 00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:20,368 Use the satellite to blackmail government... 552 00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:24,174 ...so can feel like the big man you never were. 553 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,914 We are getting catty, but you're right. 554 00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:34,919 All in the name of the great anti-technology author, Molly Flynn. 555 00:36:35,092 --> 00:36:38,186 - You think that's gonna work? - Of course it's gonna work. 556 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:39,351 Commencing Hawkeye. 557 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:40,861 They'll be looking for Molly. 558 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:45,765 But she, and now you, are both about to disappear without a trace. 559 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:49,065 And they won't be looking for me. I'm already dead. 560 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,798 You can't just leave us here. 561 00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:54,210 Just watch the whole thing on the computer screen. 562 00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:58,007 When those cross hairs are directly over the command center: 563 00:36:58,182 --> 00:37:01,174 But don't worry, sweet thing, you'll never know what hit you. 564 00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:09,755 No. No. 565 00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:13,220 No. 566 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,632 - Can you stop it? - I don't know. 567 00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:20,068 - Get in. - Fane is hijacking the Hawkeye satellite. 568 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,832 There's not a lot of time before this base is destroyed. 569 00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:25,271 Sure. Next you're gonna tell me you're Superman... 570 00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:27,570 ...and you have to save the day, huh? 571 00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:46,186 Is it almost done? 572 00:37:48,566 --> 00:37:50,625 What are you doing? 573 00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:54,693 Replacing the motherboard that he took with this one. 574 00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:56,362 Hawkeye target imaging system. 575 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:58,565 Just pray that it's compatible. 576 00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:00,335 If it is, can you stop it? 577 00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:02,843 I don't know. I can't think of anything else to do. 578 00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:06,381 You don't have to get snippy with me. I'm not the one who dated a psycho. 579 00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:08,780 Lois, in what may be our last minutes on earth... 580 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,818 ...is this what you wanna talk about? 581 00:38:10,988 --> 00:38:14,583 Well, yes. For once I would like it if you'd agree with me about Ryan. 582 00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:18,691 Look, he was cute, we had a lot of common interests, we fell in love. 583 00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:21,798 How was I supposed to know he was gonna turn out to be a psycho? 584 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:25,195 - So you admit it. - All right, I admit it. 585 00:38:25,369 --> 00:38:27,701 But we're still gonna die, so what good does it do? 586 00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:30,670 Well, I feel a little better. 587 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,902 Great. 588 00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:37,877 Hawkeye primary target identified. 589 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,075 There's the base. 590 00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:44,550 - It's the base! - Okay, I see, Lois. 591 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:46,713 Hawkeye primary target selected. 592 00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:50,593 You know what bugs me? 593 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:54,559 - About me? - Yes, about you. 594 00:38:57,101 --> 00:39:00,502 It bugged me that my best friend dropped out of my life over my boyfriend. 595 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:03,469 What was I supposed to do? I hated him. 596 00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:05,871 And you ignored me, and that was that. 597 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,477 Well, a real friend would've respected my feelings... 598 00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:10,773 ...and kept our relationship alive. 599 00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:15,009 But I guess that would require somebody that wasn't judgmental and self-absorbed. 600 00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:18,149 Hawkeye systems standing by. 601 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:29,723 Hawkeye target selected and locked. 602 00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,162 Why are you stopping? 603 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:35,869 Ryan made the file read-only. 604 00:39:38,275 --> 00:39:40,300 Read-only? 605 00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:42,872 So you can't override it? 606 00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:46,407 So we're basically...? 607 00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:49,417 I mean, this is...? 608 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,750 Lt. 609 00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:03,023 Weapons charging. 610 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,397 Sequence activation in 60 seconds. 611 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:13,168 Superman, the Hawkeye's gonna blow up the base. 612 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:14,709 We can't stop it from here. 613 00:40:33,564 --> 00:40:37,261 Target destruction in 15 seconds. 614 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,342 Commence firing in 10, nine... 615 00:40:46,510 --> 00:40:49,308 ... eight, seven, six... 616 00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:55,076 ... five, four, three, two, one. 617 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,866 Something's wrong. 618 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:17,701 The Hawkeye's facing the wrong way. 619 00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:23,474 Let's see, satellite hijacking, attempted murder... 620 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:26,741 ...terrorism and, yes, speeding. 621 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:29,818 I'm gonna have to ask you boys to pull over. 622 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:33,548 This is not gonna look good come promotion time. 623 00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:39,322 Lois, I'm sorry. 624 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:42,827 Me too. 625 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,960 I guess life-threatening situations don't always bring out the best in me. 626 00:41:49,707 --> 00:41:54,371 - I missed you. - Yeah, I missed you too. 627 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,147 I can't believe we let a man come between us. 628 00:41:58,315 --> 00:42:03,719 Me neither. I have not met the man yet who is worth giving up a good friend for. 629 00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:07,551 Well, then again, I've never met Superman. 630 00:42:07,725 --> 00:42:10,853 I wonder what he'd be like to go out on a date with. 631 00:42:11,795 --> 00:42:13,990 You and me both. 632 00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:23,129 - Clark, do you think I'm judgmental? - No. 633 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,805 No, not really. 634 00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:30,711 - Am I self-absorbed? - No. 635 00:42:31,749 --> 00:42:33,273 Not often. 636 00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:35,816 Do you think I always have to be right? 637 00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:38,716 Well, not always. 638 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:41,255 Lois, why are you asking me these questions? 639 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:43,791 Oh, it's just something Molly said. 640 00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:46,429 Do you think I'm a good friend? 641 00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:49,926 I think you're a great friend. 642 00:42:51,135 --> 00:42:52,932 Thanks. 643 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:57,696 Although you do have your little quirks. 644 00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:01,072 Well, I like my quirks. I think they make me unique. 645 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,403 You certainly are unique. 646 00:43:07,351 --> 00:43:11,378 Well, I just got off the shortwave with old Storming Norman. 647 00:43:11,555 --> 00:43:14,490 Hey, I hear you two held down the fort. 648 00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:17,126 - Nice job. - Thanks, Perry. 649 00:43:17,294 --> 00:43:19,694 - How's your old friend? - Molly's fine. 650 00:43:19,863 --> 00:43:23,321 She's got a lot to work through. I told her we'd talk to her in a few days. 651 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,730 In person. 652 00:43:27,504 --> 00:43:29,096 Chief, where's Jimmy? 653 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:38,515 You know, I think he's got the heart of a real newsman. 654 00:43:38,682 --> 00:43:40,172 Just lacks a little endurance. 655 00:43:40,985 --> 00:43:43,954 Hey, look at this. 656 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:48,892 You know what, I think we've got time to run an extra edition. 657 00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:51,254 We'll lead off with your story. 658 00:43:51,895 --> 00:43:55,353 Oh, boy, I sure hate to do this, but... 659 00:43:55,532 --> 00:43:58,467 - Jimmy, time to get up. - I'm ready. I'm ready. 660 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:02,299 Guess it's gonna take more than a few terrorists to keep this paper down. 661 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,805 Yeah, especially with Perry and Jimmy around. 662 00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:07,807 - And you too. - Thanks. 663 00:44:10,247 --> 00:44:12,613 Notice how I didn't say anything about myself? 664 00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:14,713 I did. 665 00:44:17,788 --> 00:44:19,847 But you could. 666 00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:23,219 Yeah, I could.