1
00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:09,001
- Oh, man.
- Beauty, ain't she?

2
00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:12,872
I got her on loan for the <i>Planet's
anniversary celebration.

3
00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:15,810
Chief, is this what they used to drive
when you were my age?

4
00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:18,746
Well, son, I may have gray hair,
but that's from my job.

5
00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:22,149
I wasn't even born
when this car was built.

6
00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:24,312
What's wrong with this one?

7
00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:28,484
When I came in last night, I couldn't
seem to get it to shift out of park.

8
00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:31,630
- Well, let's see what I can do, huh?
- Okay.

9
00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,390
Excuse me.

10
00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,968
Y'all got the keys to my car?

11
00:00:37,937 --> 00:00:41,134
You...?
You wanna run that by me again?

12
00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:44,834
Oh, it's not that confusing, pops.
You see, this here is my car...

13
00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:46,911
...and I want it back.

14
00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,708
So hand them over.

15
00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,075
I don't know what your game is, pal...

16
00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:55,278
...but this car is on loan
from a collector to my newspaper.

17
00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:57,418
Newspaperman, huh?

18
00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,121
Well, you boys always were gutsy.

19
00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:02,124
Bonnie.

20
00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,769
Too bad I never much cared for gutsy.

21
00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,301
The car ain't got much gas.

22
00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:14,463
You two have piled up quite a resume.
Carjacking, armed robbery.

23
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When the feds catch up with you, both of
you are gonna go away for a long time.

24
00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:20,809
We already been away a long time.

25
00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:22,777
Feds? You think I'm afraid of Hoover?

26
00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:24,780
A vacuum cleaner company?

27
00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:29,581
Jimmy. J. Edgar Hoover,
head of the FBI, 48 years.

28
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- Never heard of him.
- They got any money?

29
00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:34,851
No, just some pictures
and a bunch of these hard things.

30
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What is that? Gold card.

31
00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,259
Hell it is.

32
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Well, I guess we'll get
our gas the old-fashioned way.

33
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We'll steal it.

34
00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:47,597
Do we have to kill them, Clyde?
The kid's kind of cute.

35
00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:53,808
Well, make it easy on yourselves, boys.

36
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Just sit back, relax and breathe deep.

37
00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:02,046
- Now, how does this thing work here?
- You just push the button.

38
00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:07,192
How you like that?

39
00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,088
I think I'm gonna like the '90s.

40
00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:33,446
Chief.

41
00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,884
Chief, if I could somehow
press this with my head.

42
00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:49,534
I knew we'd find a way out.

43
00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,933
A little higher, a little higher.
To the right. Good.

44
00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:57,330
Come on, come on.

45
00:03:57,503 --> 00:04:01,496
If we're going to turn this dreary little
workplace into a grand ballroom by Friday...

46
00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:04,302
...we can't sit around sipping caffe latte.

47
00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:07,810
- Lois, Clark, in my office, now!
- What's up, chief?

48
00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,381
You're not gonna believe
what happened this morning.

49
00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,780
- We were almost killed. I saved us.
- What?

50
00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:16,149
The kid's leaving out a few details.
But the bottom line is...

51
00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:19,317
...we were carjacked.
- Are you all right?

52
00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:23,087
Sure, but they got away with that car
we were gonna use for the celebration.

53
00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,855
Let me tell you how I saved us.

54
00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:28,091
- Picture this: We're locked in the garage...
- Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy.

55
00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,929
Go splash cold water on your face.

56
00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:33,699
I'll tell you about it later.

57
00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,602
- Did you get a good look at them, chief?
- Oh, yeah, sure.

58
00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:40,803
Gave a very detailed description
to the police.

59
00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,141
Then they looked at me
like I had three heads.

60
00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:44,505
Why?

61
00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:48,916
Because I told them we'd been carjacked
by Bonnie and Clyde.

62
00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:52,851
Chief, Bonnie and Clyde died
over 60 years ago.

63
00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:56,518
Well, I know that, Lois.
They took my car, not my senses.

64
00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,388
But believe me, they did quite a job.

65
00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:03,433
Costumes, makeup,
the whole shebang.

66
00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:06,001
You remember anything specific
about the costumes?

67
00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:09,141
Well, you know, Lois, I'm not real big
on fashion accessories.

68
00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,470
Especially when there's
a gun pointed at me.

69
00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:15,273
It's just that there was a call that came in
over the police scanner last week.

70
00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:19,646
A man in a brown felt fedora
and alligator spats held up a gun collector.

71
00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,219
That's right. He got away
with antique weapons.

72
00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:23,980
Tommy guns, Colt.45 automatics.

73
00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,624
There could be some connection.

74
00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,191
Well, see what you can dig up.

75
00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,658
That car was a piece of this paper's history.

76
00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,821
It belonged to one of our great publishers.

77
00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,626
But more importantly...

78
00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,894
...it's not insured.

79
00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,175
<i>That's right. He's a dead ringer for Elvis.

80
00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,444
Of course before he died.

81
00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,810
Have a seat, folks.
I'll be right with you, huh?

82
00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:55,716
This is the last one of these
places I let you drag me into.

83
00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:57,981
I don't think carjackers
register with agents.

84
00:05:58,157 --> 00:06:01,354
Who'd know better than a look-alike agency
about famous impersonators?

85
00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,427
Right. Right.

86
00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:06,724
The name's Sammy.
So, what can I do for you nice folks?

87
00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,101
I'm Clark Kent, and this is my partner,
Lois Lane. We're from...

88
00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:11,759
Vegas, right?

89
00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,000
No.

90
00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:16,835
Wait, don't tell me, I'll get it.
I never forget an act.

91
00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:21,177
Got it! Kutcher's, the Catskills, right?

92
00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:23,338
We're reporters from The <i>Daily Planet.

93
00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,211
Reporters.

94
00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:29,250
A babe with a face like yours
should be in show business.

95
00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:34,183
- Show business. Me?
- Hey, I know talent when I see it.

96
00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,521
You throw on a wig,
you slap on a beauty mark...

97
00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:38,755
...and you're a dead ringer for...

98
00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,365
...Madonna.

99
00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:44,367
- Madonna?
- Oh, yeah.

100
00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:48,405
- That's it, I'm gone.
- Lois, wait. Please?

101
00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:52,541
We were wondering if you represented
any Bonnie and Clyde look-alikes?

102
00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,304
Bonnie and Clyde. Bonnie and Clyde.

103
00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,742
Nope. No, no, sorry.

104
00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,577
But it's funny you should ask
about them.

105
00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:02,812
I had a guy here a couple of weeks ago,
he was looking for gangster costumes.

106
00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:05,150
Do you remember his name
or what he looked like?

107
00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:08,054
Sure. I keep records
of all my business transactions.

108
00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:10,252
How do you think I got
where I am today, huh?

109
00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,091
One can only wonder.

110
00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:14,433
Oh, there it is.

111
00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:16,462
Emil Hamilton.

112
00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:19,161
Rented an entire rack
of gangster costumes.

113
00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:21,568
I usually don't let my costumes
go out the door...

114
00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:24,039
Superman. What are you doing here?

115
00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,303
I love it, I love it.
It gets them every time.

116
00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:29,277
Folks, say hello to Barry.

117
00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:33,244
Barry? He's a look-alike?

118
00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:39,187
How you doing? And, lady, don't ask me
to fly out no windows, okay?

119
00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:41,189
I got some new 8-by-10s.

120
00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:46,055
- That's good.
- Well, those are pretty close...

121
00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:50,896
- <i>This is a robbery. Everybody, down.
...but Superman's hair is a lot shorter. See?

122
00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,001
You carry a picture of Superman
in your purse?

123
00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:57,606
Well, no.

124
00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,510
- I mean, yes. It's just that<i>...
- Fill it up. Go.

125
00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,843
That is, I<i>...

126
00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,280
It came with the wallet.

127
00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:09,785
Lois, I have to go downstairs
to put some more money in the meter.

128
00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:11,787
I'll be right back.

129
00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:15,519
So, what's your name, huh?

130
00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:16,992
That's it. That's all of it.

131
00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,688
That's right. Take a good look, sister.

132
00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,731
All of you, take a look.

133
00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:26,201
This is the face that's gonna be smiling
back at you from your evening paper.

134
00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:28,738
The face of John H. Dillinger.

135
00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,200
Hey, what is taking so long?

136
00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:34,437
I am getting wrinkles waiting out there.

137
00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:38,579
Aren't you boys a little late
for Halloween?

138
00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,885
Look who's talking.

139
00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:43,521
Who you supposed to be, Little Boy Blue?

140
00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,418
Put down those guns.

141
00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,651
Oh, my, he is one hunk of a man.

142
00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:56,662
What is this, a cap gun?

143
00:08:56,836 --> 00:09:00,101
Jeez, you couldn't hit
the broadside of a barn.

144
00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,708
That's far enough, pal.
I ain't gonna miss this close.

145
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,610
Happy birthday.

146
00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,342
Let's go. Come on.

147
00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:24,192
Superman, over here.
I think he's having a heart attack.

148
00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:27,288
We better get you to a hospital.

149
00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:41,605
Nice of you to show up. While you were
putting money in the meter...

150
00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:44,477
...the bank was robbed by
someone posing as John Dillinger.

151
00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:48,381
And Bonnie and Clyde put in
an encore performance as well.

152
00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,778
What's that?

153
00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:53,517
A ticket stub from the Cineplex.
It could be a clue.

154
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,217
A clue? It's a movie ticket stub.

155
00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:57,385
You know how many people
were in here today?

156
00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,724
- Could belong to anybody.
- Dillinger dropped it.

157
00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,389
How do you know that?

158
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:04,058
I saw Superman on the way back here.
He told me.

159
00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:05,601
What does he make of all this?

160
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,796
Believe me, Lois, he's as baffled as I am.

161
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:11,102
C.K., Lois, I've got some information
you're gonna love.

162
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:15,179
That vintage car the chief borrowed?
It once belonged to the real Clyde Barrow.

163
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,474
So that got me thinking.

164
00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:19,049
- Called the cemetery where they're buried...
- Jimmy.

165
00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:21,015
I know it sounds weird, but get this:

166
00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:24,281
Those cemetery directors said that,
a few years ago...

167
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,893
...a scientist had their bodies dug up
and took bone and hair samples.

168
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,851
That's pretty creepy, huh?

169
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:33,294
- Did you get the scientist's name?
- Yeah, it was Hamilton.

170
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,627
Professor Emil Hamilton?

171
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,103
Yeah. How did you know?

172
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,706
Yep, we got a pretty sweet
future in this town...

173
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:46,606
...so long as we don't keep running into
that clown with the blue tights.

174
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,247
Well, I'd be happy to keep him occupied...

175
00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:53,749
...any time you boys wanna run out
and knock over a few more banks.

176
00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,477
That's enough.

177
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,419
What have you done?
You were to go nowhere without me.

178
00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,819
What are you talking about?

179
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,256
I'm talking about the news report
I've just heard.

180
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:05,625
Don't you realize you could've
ruined years of my work?

181
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:07,060
Pipe down, would you?

182
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,928
I will not pipe down.

183
00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:13,800
This experiment is the most significant
scientific breakthrough in modern history.

184
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,531
Oh, look, this newfangled box
even plays cartoons.

185
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,870
I will not be ignored.

186
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:24,711
I did not give up 17 years of my life
to bring you back so you could rob banks.

187
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,546
Don't be mad, professor.

188
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:31,850
Please, your perfume, it's killing me.
My allergies.

189
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,924
You can't keep us
locked up here forever.

190
00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:36,084
What is it that girl sings
on the radio?

191
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:39,060
- "Girls just wanna have fun."
- Don't you understand?

192
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:43,327
I brought you back so that you could
help civilization, not hurt it.

193
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:45,333
Well, we gotta do something, professor.

194
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:49,167
I mean, we're sitting here going nuts
watching this contraption.

195
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,607
I'm sorry, but until I complete
the genetic altering of your personalities...

196
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:56,179
...I cannot let you back out into society.

197
00:11:56,615 --> 00:12:00,949
Until then, you will
just have to abide by my rules.

198
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:09,193
The rules have changed.

199
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:12,922
No one makes the rules for Al Capone
but Al Capone.

200
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:19,165
Now that I'm back,
I'm thinking of taking over Metropolis.

201
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:29,372
Mr. White, I know you have a paper to run,
but I have a reputation to uphold.

202
00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:30,845
Now, I just need a decision.

203
00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:33,985
Now, look, Jacques, I don't care
what kind of napkins you use.

204
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:38,351
Just make sure my guests don't have
to wipe their mouths with their sleeves.

205
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:42,758
Morning. Got some information on Hamilton.
He's a real science nerd.

206
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:46,659
Spends 24 hours a day working in his lab.
No family. No friends.

207
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:49,892
Every penny he puts into
funding experiments.

208
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:53,800
I'm not surprised.
DNA modification is very expensive.

209
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,531
DNA modification?

210
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,300
I found an article in the library.

211
00:12:57,476 --> 00:13:00,001
Hamilton believed that he could
restructure DNA...

212
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,079
...and short-circuit aggressive behavior.

213
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,944
He hoped to eliminate
all antisocial impulses in man.

214
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,813
He ever say anything about
bringing criminals back to life?

215
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:11,320
Not directly, but he did say they'd be
the best people to experiment on.

216
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,355
He even claimed that he'd found a way...

217
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,892
...to accelerate the maturation process
of embryos.

218
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:20,293
Really? The people I talked to said his
theories outraged the scientific community.

219
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,400
Maybe that's why he dropped out of sight.

220
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:26,026
Hey, guys. Get a load of this.
It just came over on the fax.

221
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,207
The police got a definite make
on the bank robbers.

222
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,970
The fingerprints are an exact match
with the real John Dillinger...

223
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,238
...Clyde Barrow and Bonnie Parker.

224
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,715
What are we dealing with here?
A <i>Jurassic Park of human beings?

225
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,216
Let's go find Bobby Bigmouth.

226
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:44,049
If Hamilton created these...
Whatever he might've created...

227
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,589
...Bobby would be
the one person to know.

228
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:51,787
- Don't forget to show that fax to Perry.
- Hold the elevator, please. Thank you.

229
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,370
Hey, kid.

230
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:09,737
Point me in the direction of Perry White.

231
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,352
He might be in his office.

232
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:18,223
- Do you have an appointment?
- AI Capone don't need no appointment.

233
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:22,383
Oh, no, no, no. We can't have you smoking
this nasty little thing in here.

234
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:26,224
Do you have any idea the effect
this cigar will have on my hydrangeas?

235
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:31,062
Do you have any idea the effect
this fist will have on your face?

236
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:42,875
Perry White?

237
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,508
Al Capone.

238
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:48,983
Oh, great shakes of Elvis,
they're coming out of the woodwork now.

239
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,656
- Who's Elvis?
- Who's Elvis?

240
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,520
I don't know what kind of charade
you're pulling here...

241
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:58,720
Hey, is that any way to talk to a guy
who just came by to do you a favor?

242
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,333
The coupe, out back.

243
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,334
Washed and waxed.

244
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:09,731
Sorry about Clyde, he was still
making payments when they got him.

245
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,575
Oh, and by the way...

246
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,408
...I found this under the front seat.

247
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,981
I think it belongs to you.

248
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,212
What is this?

249
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,378
Come on, Mr. White.
You're an editor, I'm a businessman.

250
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,983
Let's just say we both know
how to run an organization.

251
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:31,526
And we both know that it's the grease
that keeps the presses flowing.

252
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:35,758
You see, I could use someone like you...

253
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,495
...to say the right things
about me in the paper.

254
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:42,402
Look, I've just about had enough
of <i>Masterpiece Theatre for one day.

255
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:47,170
Why don't you take this dirty money
and that phony scar...

256
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,712
...and get out of my office.

257
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,647
Wouldn't you like to
think about this for a couple of days?

258
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:00,324
No, I thought about it.

259
00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:03,222
The curtain's down, the show's over.

260
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,408
You know, Mr. White,
I really enjoy your paper.

261
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,472
I'd hate to see it shut down
over union problems.

262
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,654
Chief, I can't believe you just did that.

263
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,891
What do you mean?
All I did was throw out the garbage.

264
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,093
Yeah, but, I mean, that's Al Capone.

265
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,636
Come on, Jimmy.
That guy's nothing but a con artist.

266
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:55,703
Chief, I have a fax you might wanna see.

267
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:07,819
- Those raviolis smell great.
- Lois, it's for Bobby.

268
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,824
- He won't know.
- Oh, yeah, right.

269
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:13,328
Remember what happened last time
you tried to pick cheese off his pizza?

270
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:16,991
- He got all pouty, wouldn't tell us anything.
- Still don't know how he knew.

271
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,433
I was very careful
not to disturb the pepperoni.

272
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,300
That's the office. I'd better go call in.

273
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,378
Hey.

274
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,854
- Bobby, how did you get back there?
- Trade secret.

275
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:42,391
And how dare you eavesdrop
on my conversation.

276
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,291
Can't help it. I'm a professional snitch.
What'd you bring?

277
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,325
A wide variety
of culinary delights, as usual.

278
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,798
Do I detect an attitude here?

279
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:53,767
Well, look, you know,
I don't have to snitch for you anymore.

280
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:58,308
A reporter at the <i>Star is gonna give me
my own chef if I start working for them.

281
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,572
Hi, Clark.

282
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,571
That was Jimmy.
You're not gonna believe this.

283
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,578
Al Capone just paid Perry a visit.

284
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,549
How many of these characters are there?

285
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,679
I don't know, but Capone tried to bribe him.
Apparently the mayor got the same offer.

286
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,553
What do you know about these people?

287
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:18,560
Look, all I know is
it's an experiment gone bad.

288
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:20,762
Hamilton really did it.

289
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,425
And this regenerated Capone character,
not a big fan of the no-smoking laws.

290
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:28,200
- What else?
- What else? What, for this?

291
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:31,604
- You didn't bring me dessert. Come on.
- Lois.

292
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:45,155
Tortes. Way to go, girl.
You redeemed yourself.

293
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,585
Now talk.

294
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,455
Look, there's this guy...

295
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,757
...he's got this illegal gaming club
downtown on Hobb Street.

296
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,263
His name is Georgie Hairdo.

297
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,527
Capone's thugs have been
leaning on him.

298
00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,536
- What's Capone's interest in the club?
- Oh, come on, come on.

299
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:03,300
He wants a piece of the action,
just like the old days.

300
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,170
Anybody want this pickle?

301
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,147
Look, something's going down
at the club tonight.

302
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,877
That's all I know. I gotta run.

303
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,111
Oh, and by the way...

304
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,552
...next time, bring me something
to drink, huh?

305
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:22,524
And I don't mean none of that
imported water. Something American.

306
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,867
So, what do you think?

307
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:32,401
I think this pickle's awful.

308
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:35,267
I think we should visit that club.

309
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,245
Pretty classy crowd
for an illegal gambling club.

310
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:53,050
Isn't that Congressman Haines
and his wife?

311
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,487
The fat lady sings.

312
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,458
Nice to see how our taxes
are being spent.

313
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,390
Let's go.

314
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:02,295
You think they're gonna
just let us walk in there?

315
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,298
Give me some credit, Clark.

316
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:08,462
I got enough smarts
to get around some stupid bouncer.

317
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,667
- Yeah?
- Hi, we have reservations.

318
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,540
We don't take reservations.
What's the password?

319
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,345
Joe sent me.

320
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,281
The Eagle has landed?

321
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,048
Swordfish.

322
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,087
- Swordfish?
- Well<i>...

323
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:28,624
I saw that Marx Brothers movie too, lady.
Nice try.

324
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:29,954
She's just kidding.

325
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,326
The fat lady sings.

326
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:39,227
I saw it in an old <i>Untouchables episode.

327
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:49,842
Lois, we're here to work.

328
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:53,610
Just a few more nickels.
I just got it warmed up.

329
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,848
Four's a point.

330
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:08,561
Seven. Seven out.

331
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,533
New shooter coming out.

332
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,974
- Seven. Natural.
- Yes!

333
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,047
Winner.

334
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,851
Hey, handsome.

335
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,790
How about some company?

336
00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:36,092
Sure.

337
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:43,990
So you come here often?

338
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:46,170
I haven't been here in years.

339
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:48,431
Actually, I haven't
been anywhere in years.

340
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:52,073
What can I get you to drink?

341
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,735
Why don't you surprise me.

342
00:21:56,948 --> 00:22:01,510
Could I get a white wine for the lady,
and I'll have a club soda, please?

343
00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:04,850
So you seem a little wound up.

344
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,548
Why don't you loosen your tie and relax.

345
00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:10,758
- What's the matter?
- Nothing.

346
00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:14,922
No, I just get a little shy sometimes.

347
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,230
I don't like to show people
my underwear.

348
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,246
Excuse me.

349
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:37,311
Could you watch these for me, please.
Excuse me, Mr. Hairdo?

350
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:40,788
- You talking to me?
- Yes, aren't you Georgie Hairdo?

351
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:44,992
- Do I look like a dead bald guy to you?
- I beg your pardon?

352
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:48,655
Georgie Hairdo. He was found floating
in the Hobbs River a couple hours ago.

353
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:53,635
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Well, I'm not. I owed him 20 large.

354
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:08,086
You got nice hands.

355
00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:09,548
Thank you.

356
00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:13,552
Do you live nearby?

357
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,056
Now, that's a pretty forward question for
a man who won't show me his underwear.

358
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,063
Hey, hey, back off, pretty boy.
The lady's taken.

359
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,669
- Knock it off, Clyde.
- You're supposed to be watching the door.

360
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,639
Look, it was nice meeting you,
both of you.

361
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:32,900
I have to go and find someone.
Excuse me.

362
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:36,840
Clark, I just found out
Georgie Hairdo is dead.

363
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:39,882
Bonnie and Clyde are both here.
We've gotta call the police.

364
00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:43,179
You go. I gotta find a gray-haired lady
with a bucket of my nickels.

365
00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:51,990
My apologies, ladies and gentlemen,
for this little interruption.

366
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:55,031
I just dropped by to inform you
that Georgie Hairdo...

367
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,397
...has wisely decided to retire
from the hospitality business.

368
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:03,330
So from this day forward,
this joint is owned by Al Capone.

369
00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:04,998
Hey, Al...

370
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:09,011
...maybe we can make
this little cutie our head hostess.

371
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:12,708
- I was always partial to a lady in red.
- Leave her alone.

372
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:15,580
Who are you, her big brother?

373
00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:24,552
Clark!

374
00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:28,889
No.

375
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:32,562
You moron.
What did you do that for?

376
00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:34,500
Now we gotta get out of here.

377
00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:36,402
Joey, pick up the stiff.

378
00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:39,107
I can't be linked to a murder.

379
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:43,909
No.

380
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,874
No.

381
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:48,144
No.

382
00:24:48,386 --> 00:24:49,614
No.

383
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,050
Clark!

384
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:54,319
Clark!

385
00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:37,394
Oh, come on in, Jimmy.

386
00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:41,237
I'm<i>...

387
00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:45,007
I'm sorry to bother you, chief.

388
00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:47,576
I don't know what...

389
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,341
This can't be happening.

390
00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:58,415
You don't check out in your 20s.

391
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,055
Now, son<i>...

392
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:06,624
I know it's hard to accept, son.
Clark was a<i>...

393
00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:09,028
Well, he was something special.

394
00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:14,036
You know, I remember the first time
he came in here looking for a job.

395
00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:17,038
Full of that confidence you get
when you don't know better.

396
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:19,272
Mr. White, the caterer's on the phone.

397
00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:22,880
He wants to know when we're
going to reschedule the party.

398
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,784
We're not rescheduling.
Party's on for tonight.

399
00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:31,916
I don't think anybody's
in the mood for a party.

400
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,455
Let me tell you something.

401
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:36,389
The <i>Daily Planet's a lot more
than just paper and ink.

402
00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:40,895
Now, by honoring the <i>Planet tonight,
we honor Clark.

403
00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:42,465
Everything he stood for.

404
00:26:44,035 --> 00:26:45,263
Now, Jimmy...

405
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:50,002
...I want you to run
this down to the press room.

406
00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:53,110
We still got a newspaper to get out.

407
00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:26,234
Lois, you didn't have
to come in today.

408
00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:28,606
I couldn't stay home.

409
00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:32,947
I just kept thinking about Clark...

410
00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:35,279
...lying there.

411
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,046
I feel like it's all my fault
he was killed.

412
00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:39,952
Oh, honey, you can't blame yourself.

413
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,457
You had no way of knowing
what was gonna happen.

414
00:27:42,627 --> 00:27:46,256
No. He died trying to protect me.

415
00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:50,457
In one...

416
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,202
...lousy second...

417
00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:56,602
...I lost my partner...

418
00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,434
...and my best friend.

419
00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:07,517
He died without ever knowing.

420
00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:12,680
I never told him.

421
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,381
Ms. Lane.

422
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:17,221
I'm sorry to bother you.
I'm Detective Wolfe, Homicide.

423
00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:20,492
I need your signature on
the statement you gave last night.

424
00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:27,602
You guys got any leads on these animals?

425
00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:29,433
Not yet, but we will.

426
00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:33,373
Detective Wolfe,
there's a call for you on line two.

427
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,279
Wolfe, yeah.

428
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,342
Has it been confirmed?

429
00:28:41,619 --> 00:28:44,713
Look, we have 14 possibles
on Capone's whereabouts.

430
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,984
Okay, just add it to the list.

431
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,355
Listen...

432
00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:54,060
...we're gonna work on this
day and night.

433
00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:57,126
I'll keep you posted.

434
00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:04,474
Honey, you wanna go grab some coffee,
talk about this?

435
00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,537
Okay.

436
00:29:25,196 --> 00:29:27,528
I didn't know what else to do.

437
00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:32,068
I had to pretend I was dead,
or everyone would know that I'm Superman.

438
00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:35,297
And now everything that I've worked for...

439
00:29:35,473 --> 00:29:40,342
...my job, my friends, my life...

440
00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:42,707
...it's over.

441
00:29:43,314 --> 00:29:45,407
Mr. White called while
you were in the shower.

442
00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:47,278
Did he say anything about Lois?

443
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,613
Just that she was taking it really hard.

444
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:55,054
I guess that should make me
feel a little better...

445
00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:56,625
...but it doesn't.

446
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,626
I wish I could be there for her.

447
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,231
Clark, you can. As Superman.

448
00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:05,625
Dad, Superman doesn't work
at The <i>Daily Planet.

449
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,637
He doesn't go to ball games
with Jimmy and Perry.

450
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:14,370
He doesn't listen to Lois go off on
some weird tangent and secretly love it.

451
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,878
But you'll still be able to see them.

452
00:30:17,048 --> 00:30:19,016
Yeah, but not the way I want.

453
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:22,683
They all treat me so differently
as Superman, especially Lois.

454
00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:25,914
All we can say is,
a lot of people you care about...

455
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:27,682
...are still in danger...

456
00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:30,987
...and Metropolis needs Superman.

457
00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:34,288
Yeah, well, I wouldn't even know
where to start looking for them.

458
00:30:34,465 --> 00:30:37,298
All I have to go on is a ticket stub
that Dillinger dropped.

459
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:41,336
A ticket stub? Clark, don't you know
that's how they caught him 60 years ago.

460
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,939
He was coming out of a theater.

461
00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:46,099
Dillinger is a big movie buff.

462
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,560
Professor Hamilton?

463
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,762
- Lois Lane, <i>Daily Planet.
- The press?

464
00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:51,274
Are the police with you?

465
00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:53,307
No.

466
00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:57,142
Is it true? Did you create Capone
and the others?

467
00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:59,740
I'm afraid so.

468
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,079
I can't control them anymore.

469
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,687
- They've...
- Professor, why are you locked in here?

470
00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:09,956
It's Capone. He's making me
regenerate more of his gang.

471
00:32:10,361 --> 00:32:12,886
- What's in the vat?
- Baby Face Nelson.

472
00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:14,554
Or, at least, it will be.

473
00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:19,462
Ms. Lane, you must believe me.
It wasn't supposed to be this way.

474
00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,468
I wanted to benefit mankind.

475
00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:24,164
Hollywood's created a dozen
versions of Frankenstein...

476
00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:26,139
...and you still didn't get the point.

477
00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:30,042
Come on, we gotta get you
out of here. Come on.

478
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:36,144
- Do you know where they are now?
- They never tell me anything.

479
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:45,094
What's the matter with this town?

480
00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:47,254
The Boy Scouts take it over?

481
00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:50,833
I offer 100 grand,
and nobody's interested in selling out.

482
00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:53,065
I remember when you could've bought...

483
00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:56,104
...three congressmen
and a judge for half of that.

484
00:32:56,274 --> 00:33:00,301
Yeah. I guess they call them
the good old days for a reason.

485
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,971
Well, I'm through playing
nicey-nice with these people.

486
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,615
If I can't buy them...

487
00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:07,410
...then I'm gonna eliminate them.

488
00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:11,077
I see here they're having a little
get-together at the <i>Planet tonight.

489
00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:13,416
Anybody worth owning
is gonna be there.

490
00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:16,116
You still think it's bad manners
to crash the party?

491
00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:18,923
Not if you bring a gift.

492
00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:22,123
You figure three slugs apiece
ought to be enough?

493
00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,200
Well, well, well.

494
00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:34,142
The little lady in red from the casino.

495
00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:36,641
You know...

496
00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:40,113
...I locked the professor up
in the lab for a reason, toots.

497
00:33:41,886 --> 00:33:46,755
The morals of this country
have absolutely gone to pot.

498
00:33:55,733 --> 00:33:57,826
What the...?

499
00:33:58,002 --> 00:33:59,731
When did people start to fly?

500
00:33:59,904 --> 00:34:02,429
Not long before they started
coming back from the dead.

501
00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:04,700
- Enjoy the movie?
- How'd you find me?

502
00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:09,072
Same way the FBI found you 60 years ago
coming out of the Biograph Theater.

503
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:11,044
I guess old habits die hard, huh?

504
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,486
Where's Capone and the rest of the thugs?

505
00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:18,082
I don't rat.

506
00:34:18,956 --> 00:34:20,651
Really?

507
00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:24,752
One more time. Where's Capone?

508
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:29,756
Hey, who you kidding.
I know you good guys don't hurt nobody.

509
00:34:30,134 --> 00:34:34,867
That was before you killed Clark Kent.
He was a very good friend of mine.

510
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,608
I didn't know you two guys
were so close.

511
00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:41,972
As close as two people can get.

512
00:34:42,146 --> 00:34:45,741
- Now, where's Capone?
- I<i>...

513
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,976
I don't remember.

514
00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:51,212
Well, maybe it'll come to you
on the way down.

515
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,392
Do you remember now?

516
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:08,136
I have been known to miss on occasion.

517
00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:22,516
Mr. Capone?

518
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:26,987
Al? May I call you Al?
I think you're making a mistake, sir.

519
00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:31,322
I mean, without me, who are you gonna get
to bring back more of your friends?

520
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:33,623
Luckily, professor,
you wrote everything down.

521
00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:38,460
I think I can find an egghead
a lot easier to work with than you. Next.

522
00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:43,564
Capone, I could help you get to Perry White.
We're very close. I'm his top reporter.

523
00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:46,098
What's that?

524
00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:48,575
- What's that noise?
- It's my beeper.

525
00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:52,409
Someone's trying to contact me.
Can I use your phone?

526
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:55,347
This dame is one for the bugs.

527
00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:57,153
Annoying little thing.

528
00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:01,591
- All right, start her up.
- Listen, Capone.

529
00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:05,160
Perry respects me. He trusts me.
I could get him to work for you.

530
00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:07,830
Doesn't this broad ever stop yammering?

531
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:13,428
No. No.

532
00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:18,908
No! Wait! You can't just leave us here.

533
00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:21,469
Help!

534
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:26,015
Help, help! Somebody help us!

535
00:36:46,437 --> 00:36:48,428
Superman.

536
00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:52,499
I guess you heard about
C.K. Being murdered.

537
00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:55,442
Yes, I did.

538
00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:58,677
In fact, I have some news
about that for Lois.

539
00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:00,714
- Do you know where she is?
- No, she left.

540
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,147
She seemed pretty upset.

541
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,847
I've been trying to reach her,
but she hasn't answered her page.

542
00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:09,723
Do me a favor.
Page her again and keep paging her.

543
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,418
You got it.

544
00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:24,469
Instead of playing with DNA,
you should've found a cure for allergies.

545
00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:57,936
- Are you all right?
- Just a little stiff.

546
00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:02,136
I'd take you home, but there's
something I have to do first.

547
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,577
Superman, wait.

548
00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:10,385
I can't believe this is happening.

549
00:38:10,554 --> 00:38:13,648
First, they take Clark away from me.

550
00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:17,920
Now if Capone and his gang have his way,
I'll never see Perry or Jimmy again.

551
00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:21,929
I can't tell you how sorry I am
about your partner.

552
00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:29,600
Clark?

553
00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:34,872
Clark?

554
00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:40,106
Clark!

555
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:45,017
You're alive. I can't believe it.
How is this possible?

556
00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:47,483
Superman found me
after they dumped my body.

557
00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:50,386
He froze me with his super breath
to preserve my tissue.

558
00:38:50,561 --> 00:38:54,429
Then he took me to Dr. Hamilton's lab and
followed the procedures in his manuscript.

559
00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:57,658
Of course. Freezing the tissue
means no permanent damage.

560
00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:00,427
- So it's as if I never died.
- Exactly.

561
00:39:00,604 --> 00:39:04,506
Oh, Clark, I don't care if he used
Krazy Glue, you're back.

562
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:08,406
Oh, Mr. Kent, I can't tell you
how glad I am you're alive.

563
00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:13,209
I mean, thank God my work
has finally come to some good.

564
00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:16,820
Oh, Clark, the <i>Planet,
we've gotta warn them.

565
00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:20,013
Capone and his gang, they're gonna kill
everybody at the party tonight.

566
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:23,058
You two go.
There's something I have to do.

567
00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:26,558
- Go ahead. I'll meet you there.
- Don't even think about it.

568
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:29,495
I'm not letting you
out of my sight. Come on.

569
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,566
Ladies and gentlemen...

570
00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:42,406
...if I could have your attention, please.

571
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:44,844
It's too quiet in here.
You know what this place needs?

572
00:39:45,015 --> 00:39:47,984
- What?
- Fireworks.

573
00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:54,786
A man who was
an inspiration to all of us...

574
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:59,193
...and who was one
of the best damn reporters...

575
00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:02,389
...ever to have a byline
on this newspaper.

576
00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:04,625
To Clark Kent.

577
00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:16,743
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Al Capone.

578
00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:20,608
Now, we'd appreciate it
if you would all line up.

579
00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:24,211
What are you doing? This party
is bad enough without you. Get out.

580
00:40:24,388 --> 00:40:28,222
Or perhaps you would like to
stay for some hors d'oeuvres?

581
00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:32,827
You're the one who killed C.K.

582
00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:35,227
Hey, everybody,
this is the guy who killed Clark.

583
00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:36,798
Shut up.

584
00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:41,832
Call the police. I'll meet you upstairs.

585
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,344
Mr. Capone, this is not 1940.

586
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:51,504
The police are probably
already downstairs in the lobby.

587
00:40:51,682 --> 00:40:53,445
Don't make things worse for yourself.

588
00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:57,747
The only person things are
gonna get worse for is you, chief.

589
00:40:57,922 --> 00:40:59,856
Capone, no!

590
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:05,189
You again.

591
00:41:05,362 --> 00:41:08,126
Looking for these?

592
00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:20,333
Grab them. Grab them.

593
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,781
That's for C.K.

594
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:31,513
That's for crashing a Jacques party.

595
00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:35,948
Hey, not so fast.

596
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:38,094
Hey, that ain't very ladylike.

597
00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:42,892
Yeah, well, I'm a woman of the '90s,
and you're not much of a lady.

598
00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:55,871
This is for pulling the lever
on the cement mixer.

599
00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:07,523
Hey, what's going on here?

600
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,488
Alcatraz is closed, Capone.

601
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:13,687
But I'm sure they'll find
something nice for you.

602
00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:16,724
All right, come on.
You have the right to remain silent.

603
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:19,369
If you give up that right,
anything you say may be<i>...

604
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,937
Have you guys seen Clark?

605
00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:26,103
Now, Lois, you've been
through a horrible ordeal.

606
00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:28,238
We all have.

607
00:42:28,412 --> 00:42:29,845
But Clark is gone, honey.

608
00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:33,211
- I don't know about that, chief.
- What...?

609
00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:36,552
I gotta start jogging again.

610
00:42:37,855 --> 00:42:40,415
C.K.!

611
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:47,390
- How? I mean, what...?
- It's a long story, chief.

612
00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:52,801
Wow, that's an incredible story.

613
00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:56,064
Jimmy, come on, son,
I'll drive you home.

614
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,175
- I'll see you tomorrow, C.K.
- Yeah, tomorrow.

615
00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:01,470
Mr. Kent, Ms. Lane.

616
00:43:01,979 --> 00:43:03,776
Professor Hamilton, what happened?

617
00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:06,746
I burned up my lab.
I destroyed all my research.

618
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:09,317
I realized that playing around
with life and death...

619
00:43:09,486 --> 00:43:11,317
...those are things best left to nature.

620
00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:12,955
Professor Hamilton...

621
00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:15,853
...if you don't mind,
I'd like to ask you a few questions.

622
00:43:16,026 --> 00:43:19,223
- Actually, a lot of questions.
- As long as it's not about DNA.

623
00:43:19,396 --> 00:43:21,387
You're not pressing charges
against him?

624
00:43:21,565 --> 00:43:24,056
For an error in judgment?
I don't think so.

625
00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:25,633
I have to get back downtown.

626
00:43:25,803 --> 00:43:27,668
Seems Dillinger's already
got a lawyer...

627
00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:29,931
...and he's willing to testify
against Capone.

628
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:33,804
By the way, you're my first
homicide case that ever solved itself.

629
00:43:33,978 --> 00:43:36,105
Thanks.

630
00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:41,315
So I guess I'll see you tomorrow.

631
00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:44,146
You want a lift home?

632
00:43:44,321 --> 00:43:46,050
Yeah, sure.

633
00:43:46,223 --> 00:43:49,283
You know, being dead
really takes it out of you.

634
00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:57,797
Clark, when I thought you were gone...

635
00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:00,562
...I did some thinking about my life.

636
00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:03,901
You know, what it would be
like without you in it.

637
00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:05,371
I know what you're thinking:

638
00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:07,840
"Gee, Lois, how self-centered
can you be?"

639
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:10,640
But just hear me out.

640
00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:17,445
I know our relationship
has always been...

641
00:44:17,788 --> 00:44:21,224
...difficult to define.

642
00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:27,160
But when I thought about
how much I missed you...

643
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:31,995
...how much I was going
to miss you for the rest of my life...

644
00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:35,161
...well, I started to think...

645
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:41,710
...maybe there's more to our relationship
than just friendship.

646
00:44:52,489 --> 00:44:55,947
Or maybe not.