1 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:07,706 I think I need you to explain this to me again. 2 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:11,002 - Mrs. Cox called you from prison? - She said, and I quote: 3 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:13,771 "If you wanna find out what happened to Lex Luthor... 4 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:17,246 ...try a night visit to the Perpetual Pine Cemetery." 5 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:20,215 So here we are. Don't you care what happened to Lex? 6 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:22,878 You know, actually... 7 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:29,617 It's a guard. 8 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:33,131 Clark, I don't see anybody, and I have better eyesight than you. 9 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:34,425 You wear glasses. 10 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:41,730 Woe is me. 11 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:57,122 The end is near. I face the final curtain. 12 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:04,093 Well, Mama, I guess you were right about me all along. 13 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:07,756 Everything I touch turns to cow patties. 14 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:09,765 And it's not like I'm not used to it... 15 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:13,872 ...because Lord knows I am, after a whole entire lifetime of it. 16 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:18,170 And if it were just me, it doesn't matter, really it doesn't matter. 17 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:21,313 But, Mama, I have gone and I have lost all the money... 18 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:26,316 ...and I cannot afford to keep sister in the rest home past the end of the month. 19 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:31,651 So beings as how I'm just about as worthless as a one-legged bird dog... 20 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:57,948 Oh, my goodness gracious. 21 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,380 Sir, please, listen to me. 22 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:07,117 Life is a very precious gift. 23 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:11,787 Every new day that we're alive is a chance for us to be the best we can be. 24 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,160 Oh, please. What would you know about it... 25 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:17,201 ...Mr. Nothing-Can-Hurt-Me- l-Don't-Need-Money-To-Live? 26 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:21,830 And didn't anybody ever tell you that two primary colors do not work together? 27 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:24,169 You can make fun of my appearance if you like... 28 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:27,646 ...or you can talk about what's really bothering you. 29 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,247 Which do you prefer? 30 00:02:29,415 --> 00:02:33,078 Well, if you put it that way... 31 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:45,258 Clark? 32 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:49,162 What with Wandamae needing professional help and all... 33 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:51,235 ...and me getting that very bad advice... 34 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:54,999 ...about how biodegradable golf clubs were gonna be the wave of the future... 35 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,336 ...and I needed to get in on the ground floor... 36 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:02,106 ...well, you can see how my life is just... It's just not worth living anymore. 37 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,608 Clark? 38 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,014 I just... I feel so guilty. 39 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,782 - Clark? Where are you? - My daddy went to an early grave. 40 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:12,515 This one, in fact, right here. 41 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:16,059 Making all that money, what did I do? Lost it. One filth. 42 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:21,030 Sir, Metropolis General Hospital has a referral service for counseling and therapy. 43 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:23,164 There are people there you can talk to. 44 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:28,069 People that can make you see that life is worth living. 45 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:38,976 Well, that's easy for you to say. 46 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,747 Well, Mama... 47 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:45,687 ...looks like I'm not gonna be joining you and Daddy after all. 48 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:49,350 At least, not any time soon. 49 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:01,906 Oh, my gosh. 50 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,275 Well, of course we got kicked out. And whose fault is that? 51 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:21,079 I'm not the one that stepped on the only dry twig in the entire cemetery... 52 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,744 ...just when that guard came by. 53 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,787 You are the one who believed Mrs. Cox... 54 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:28,154 ...when she told you Lex Luthor is alive somewhere in the cemetery. 55 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,556 A, how could he be alive? 56 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:32,755 And, B, if he is alive, what would he be doing in a cemetery? 57 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:35,730 - Mr. Kent. Morning, sir. - I didn't disbelieve or believe her. 58 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:39,338 I'm a reporter. A reporter follows leads. That's what they do, in case... 59 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,317 Clark? 60 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:57,017 - C.K., are you all right? - Yeah. 61 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:08,698 Well, you're just about the prettiest thing I've saved so far. 62 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:12,031 Though the day is young, and my experience is somewhat limited. 63 00:06:13,005 --> 00:06:14,973 Who are you? 64 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:20,469 That's for me to know and you to find out, little missy. 65 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:26,474 Now, by thunder, this is a story. A new superhero in Metropolis. 66 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,745 Who is this guy? 67 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:30,821 Clark. 68 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,924 - Yeah, I was... - Clark, you're a very lucky man. 69 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:38,029 A couple of inches either way, you'd have been under the wheels. 70 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:40,859 You know, it's a shame about this suit though. 71 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:43,024 Not much they can do about tears like that. 72 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:46,569 What? Excuse me! 73 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,807 It's a bill. He's charging me 32.50. 74 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:55,573 "A small price to pay for being plucked alive from the snapping jaws of certain death." 75 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:58,512 I want you to track this guy down. Find out who he is. 76 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:00,879 I want an exclusive. 77 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:04,590 We should start with that costume. He didn't buy that off the rack. 78 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:08,318 And there's a tattoo on his hand. And we need to talk to Superman. 79 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:11,861 - You go ahead. I'll catch up with you. - Clark, this is big, this is huge. 80 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:14,761 What could be more important than the story of the century? 81 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,993 I have to change my suit. 82 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:26,078 - I'm busy. Tell Mr. Hofus to hold. - Somebody save my sweet little Muffin. 83 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:29,271 - Can you save her, please? - Yes, ma'am, I sure can. 84 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,145 Is your sweet little Muffin a dog or a cat? 85 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:35,651 A dog. Yes, a wonderful little dog. Oh, please help me. 86 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:39,087 Now, dogs are 29.95. 87 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:43,160 Well, it's a small price to pay for being plucked alive... 88 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:46,924 ...from the snapping jaws of certain death. 89 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:05,179 Thank you, Superman. Thank you. 90 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,587 Excuse me, Mr. Boy Scout. 91 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:15,659 Is there not work enough for both of us? Do I horn in on your action? 92 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:17,693 Can we go someplace and talk? 93 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:20,560 You wanna provide your services for free, that's up to you. 94 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:22,530 But I have bills I have to pay. 95 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,932 Can we go have a private conversation? 96 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,937 I'm not greedy. My rates are real reasonable. 97 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:31,543 I'm not an ogre. I'll provide a little pro bono work. 98 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,838 How about I pay you to come talk? 99 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:37,077 That brings up another point that I've been wondering about. 100 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,241 Where do you carry money in that outfit? 101 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:41,613 I tried sewing a little pocket under here... 102 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:44,688 ...but it's so much trouble. I have to fumble for the zipper. 103 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,757 I have to zip it open, zip it closed. 104 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:50,152 I thought about Velcro, but I'm afraid it would pucker the fabric. 105 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:53,127 It would just absolutely ruin the lines. What do you do? 106 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,257 If you don't come with me... 107 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:59,165 ...l'm gonna follow you everywhere you go until the day that one of us dies... 108 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:01,431 ...and I'm gonna save everybody before you do. 109 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,606 Well, you don't have to get nasty about it. 110 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:08,440 My goodness gracious. All you had to do was ask. 111 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,548 How rude. 112 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,578 But how could that have happened? 113 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,884 I've been struck by lightning and my powers have never transferred. 114 00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:23,922 Don't look at me. All I know is, one minute I was a 90-pound weakling... 115 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:26,656 ...and the next minute, I was a 90-pound Hercules. 116 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:29,596 I like it much better this way. 117 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:32,294 Well, I can understand that, Mr...? 118 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:36,604 - What should I call you? - I haven't even thought of a good name yet. 119 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:38,403 What do you think of "Brawny Man"? 120 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,978 I'm sure you're gonna come up with the perfect name. 121 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:44,412 But right now, I'd like to have a talk with you about right and wrong. 122 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,747 Well, if you think you know that much more about it than I do... 123 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:52,356 You can't charge people for saving their lives. 124 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,390 Well, my goodness me. 125 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,085 If that isn't worth something, I don't know what is. 126 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:01,495 Excuse me, but I'm just plying a legitimate, if somewhat unique, trade... 127 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:05,103 ...to an increasingly service-oriented economy. 128 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,068 I'd think you'd welcome the help. 129 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:11,335 You may be Superman, but you can't do everything. 130 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:14,172 Bye, now. Geronimo! 131 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,684 Lex. 132 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,694 Superman's powers can be transferred. 133 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:08,664 Electricity and a conductor, so simple. 134 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,927 So reproducible. 135 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:13,936 And when I can duplicate the circumstances... 136 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:17,735 ...you and I will have super powers, Lex. 137 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:22,937 And Superman will be powerless to stop us. 138 00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:30,979 - How do you suppose that happened? - I don't know, Dad. 139 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,149 All I know is, I wish it had turned out a little bit different. 140 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:36,692 Clark, you did the right thing. You saved a life. 141 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:40,093 I know, Mom, but it's just such a mess. 142 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:43,429 I mean, this little guy just does not understand the responsibility. 143 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,637 - Well, he's new at it. Maybe he'll learn. - I don't think so. 144 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,935 You have super powers because the Earth's sun is yellow. 145 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:56,707 The sun's heat and energy create clouds. Lightning occurs only in clouds. 146 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,577 Cumulonimbus clouds, to be exact. 147 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,845 Jonathan, this isn't about trying to figure out what happened. 148 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:05,286 Everybody at the Planet is trying to get this guy's story. 149 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:07,454 Who is he? Where did he come from? 150 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,355 Where did he get his super powers? 151 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:13,154 I'm a reporter. I work at the Planet, and I know the answer. 152 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:18,131 But I can't tell anyone because I don't want anyone else to know. 153 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:21,467 Can you imagine? Every single time that Superman touched down... 154 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,076 ...he would be mobbed by people wanting super powers. 155 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:28,040 I just... I don't know what to do. 156 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,556 I know it's kind of unimaginative, candy, flowers and all. 157 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:42,626 But I guess, at heart, I'm just an old-fashioned kind of guy. 158 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:46,060 - May I come in? - Absolutely. 159 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,326 I flew all the way to South America... 160 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,671 ...to pick these lovely flowers along the banks of the Amazon... 161 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:56,137 ...just to let you know how special I think you are. 162 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:59,505 I didn't know that daisies and carnations and baby's breath... 163 00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,340 ...were rain forest kinds of plants. 164 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:05,976 Oh, they're Brazilian daisies, Brazilian carnations... 165 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,484 ...and Chilean baby's breath. 166 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:12,647 They were brought to the New World by some very famous explorers. 167 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,555 It was... It was a long, long time ago. 168 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,726 Well, please, sit down. 169 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,095 Would you mind if I asked you a few questions? 170 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,829 - You mean, like an interview? - Yes. 171 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,371 Ms. Lane... You don't mind if I call you Ms. Lane? 172 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:33,444 This is very a bad idea, tossing out your financial records without shredding them. 173 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:36,342 Dishonest people pray for this sort of trash. 174 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,845 Well, that's better. 175 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:46,254 Those were my '94 tax records. 176 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,552 Oh, my goodness. 177 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,191 What was it you wanted to ask me? 178 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,403 Who are you? 179 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,541 - Well, are you from Krypton too? - Oh, no, ma'am. I'm from Tennessee. 180 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,611 Really? 181 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:12,274 - Have you always had super powers? - No, this is sort of a recent development. 182 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:17,582 - How did you get them? - Well, now, that is quite a story. 183 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:21,692 But I'm negotiating right now with some interesting people about selling my rights... 184 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,160 ...so I can't give it up for free. I'm sure you understand. 185 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:30,234 But I've been thinking, maybe you could publish my price list... 186 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:34,270 ...so I don't have to keep repeating myself every time I save somebody. 187 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,934 Have you no shame, Mr...? What do I call you? 188 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:42,641 Well, maybe you can help me with that too. I can't decide. 189 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:47,445 I keep leaning towards "Magnificent Man." 190 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:52,355 But how about "splendid"? There's "majestic." 191 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:55,322 - How about "glorious"? - Vainglorious. 192 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,357 What? 193 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:03,995 I said, the main story is, who are you and how you got your super powers. 194 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,797 You don't seem to wanna answer those questions. 195 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,972 Well, maybe I might... 196 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,268 ...if you gave me a bunch of money. 197 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:15,209 Or then again, you could be my girlfriend. 198 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:24,780 Hi, Lois. I see you have company. I should've called. 199 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,950 No, no, come in. Please, do. I want you to meet... 200 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,990 ...the man with the super powers and no name. 201 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:35,531 - This is Clark Kent, my colleague. - And friend. 202 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:36,998 And friend. 203 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:42,335 - How good a friend? - Good friend. 204 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,840 - Very good friend. - Very good friend. 205 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,669 But nothing romantic or anything like that. 206 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,643 Well, you keep on looking. 207 00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,908 One of these days, you're gonna find somebody. 208 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,278 You're a handsome boy. 209 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,750 Though I suggest getting rid of the glasses. 210 00:15:55,921 --> 00:16:00,756 Get you some contacts. Oh, and don't forget about my price list. 211 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,723 Whee doggy! 212 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:07,460 I'm sure you'll be very happy together. 213 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,294 Bite your tongue. 214 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,164 I was just trying to get an interview. 215 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:16,172 - Really? - Yes, really. 216 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:22,837 So after going to 16 tattoo parlors... Only they call them "dermal emporiums." 217 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:26,075 - I finally found somebody who recognized the tattoo on his hand... 218 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:30,950 ...as the work of a dermal artiste named Allegra Venom. 219 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,784 I'm not making this up. 220 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,483 But I couldn't get to the place before it was closed... 221 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,458 ...so that's on the list for tomorrow. 222 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:42,760 - I've never been to a tattoo parlor. - Oh, it's an experience. 223 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:46,697 - I don't know. Wanna try it? It's coconut. - Thanks. 224 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:52,473 Yes, that's one of my most successful designs, artistically speaking. 225 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,669 That would look fabulous on you. 226 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,750 You have such a nice body. 227 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:03,684 So smooth and hard, like polished steel. 228 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,915 Did you do this tattoo? 229 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:10,824 Dermal design? On a little guy with a Southern accent, right here? 230 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,624 I love working on a big canvas. 231 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:17,999 I'll think about it, Ms. Venom. 232 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:19,659 In the meantime... 233 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:24,568 - Yes, a little guy with a Southern accent. - Do you remember his name? 234 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:27,143 Names? You want me to remember names? 235 00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:28,472 Do you keep records? 236 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:43,683 Well... 237 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:46,592 - Do you have backup? - That was the backup. 238 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,999 Listen, if you can remember that name... 239 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:55,004 ...l'll talk Clark here into letting you tattoo the Battle of Midway on his chest. 240 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,733 Winchecker...? Woolpepper...? 241 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,676 Waldecker. It was Waldecker. 242 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,180 William Wallace Webster... 243 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:08,842 Waldecker. William Wallace Webster Waldecker. 244 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,682 I'm here to see my sister, Wandamae. 245 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,381 Wandamae Wingfield Waldecker. 246 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,653 Tell Mrs. Lincoln she has a visitor. 247 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:20,830 The president and I spent our first night in the White House Friday night. 248 00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:24,196 Abe couldn't get used to having so many servants. 249 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,166 I told him he'd better get used to it... 250 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,307 ...if he didn't want people to think of him as a country bumpkin. 251 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,501 And that's wonderful, Wandamae, but l... 252 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,907 - Hey? - I'm here. 253 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,174 I want you to try to focus on what I'm telling you. 254 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:42,480 Now that I've got Superman's powers, everything's gonna be okay. 255 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:47,349 Wait a minute. You've got Superman's powers? 256 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:51,986 - That's what I've been trying to tell you. - Well, why didn't you tell me sooner? 257 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:55,133 We could've used Superman at Fort Sumter. 258 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,371 I was really, really worried for a while there. 259 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,531 Because, sister, I love you so much... 260 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:08,840 ...and I just wanna take care of you the way I promised Mama I would. 261 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,073 You're a good boy, Tad. 262 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,516 I wish you could see my costume. 263 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:19,180 It's orange and blue, and I've got boots that I wear with it. 264 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:22,293 Well, it's kind of hard to explain. I can't show it to you here. 265 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:26,589 Oh, Tad, I'm sure it looks just resplendent. 266 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,828 Resplendent. 267 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,100 - Okay. Okay, do it. - Here's the church... 268 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,350 I know who you are. 269 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,989 Then you do, as they say, have the advantage over me. 270 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,590 Just the way I like it. 271 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:56,853 It makes life so much more pleasant for me. 272 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,824 You see? I do know who you are... 273 00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:04,935 ...and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. 274 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:08,595 - Shoot, I can do that all by myself. - I can do it faster. 275 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:13,943 Well, aren't you just the sweetest thing to offer. 276 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,275 - I think we understand each other. - I reckon we probably do. 277 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,007 What do you want? 278 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:23,780 Three people know how you got your powers: You, Superman and me. 279 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:28,487 Oh, my goodness. I knew this would happen if anybody found out. 280 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:32,118 - You want the powers too, don't you? - I'm a scientist. 281 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,731 I can duplicate the conditions for transfer. 282 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,969 I could see why you'd wanna do that, but why would I wanna help you? 283 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,971 Because I'm part of the deal. 284 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,246 Well... 285 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,446 ...that's a mighty attractive inducement... 286 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:59,489 ...but, see, I don't feel you're truly an honest person. 287 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:04,791 So basically, you've got no leverage, blondie. 288 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:08,926 But you sure are cute when you're mad. Ta-ta. 289 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,961 William Wallace Webster Waldecker. 290 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:15,834 He's not married, both parents are dead, he has a sister in an institution. 291 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:21,111 - What kind of an institution? - For people who are challenged by reality. 292 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,808 One of those. 293 00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:26,314 They moved here from Little Big-Holler, Tennessee, 25 years ago. 294 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,613 Hey, guys, you're not gonna believe this. 295 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:33,019 In trouble? Need help no mere mortal could provide? 296 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,323 Call Resplendent Man. 297 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:40,931 When disaster rages, when destruction surges... 298 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:45,001 ... when annihilation crashes, when certain doom approaches... 299 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:48,469 ... call Resplendent Man. Decent service, reasonable rates. 300 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,609 It's Resplendent Man, strange visitor from the heart of Dixie. 301 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:55,474 - Call 1-900-01-RES-QU. - He even charges for the call. 302 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:59,674 - $3.98 for the first 15 seconds. - How greedy can you get? 303 00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:04,515 How can some guy from Little Big-Holler, Tennessee, end up with super powers? 304 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,757 - Did you ask him that? - Of course, Perry. He wouldn't tell me. 305 00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:10,554 Well, did either of you think to ask Superman, huh? 306 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:13,425 You have reached the voice of Resplendent Man. 307 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:16,658 If your situation is a bona fide emergency, press one. 308 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,826 If you could wait a little while, press two. 309 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:25,034 If you'd like to join the Resplendent Man fan club for a really tiny fee, press three. 310 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:27,542 Can you believe this guy? 311 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:29,437 Where's Clark? 312 00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:43,959 Well, slap me silly. 313 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,900 - Do you mind? - Yes, I do mind. 314 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:58,372 I have tried to be patient. I have tried to be understanding. 315 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:01,671 Get a grip here. Do I tell you what to do? 316 00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:05,078 No, I don't. I'd appreciate the same courtesy from you. 317 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:09,043 You will take this to heart. 318 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,519 You will memorize it, you will live it. 319 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:14,181 The strong do not exploit the weak. 320 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,123 The powerful do not attack the defenseless. 321 00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:22,096 And you do not use your x-ray vision to spy on women in a locker room. 322 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:25,259 Oh, please. What planet are you from? 323 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:29,467 Try to grasp this. It's not a really hard concept. 324 00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:31,006 You may not like what I do... 325 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:34,509 ...but there's not really a blessed thing you can do about it. 326 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:44,820 - Where have you been? - Oh, I've been hanging around. 327 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:46,355 We need to talk to Superman... 328 00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,618 ...and the only way I can get his attention... 329 00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:51,763 ...is to fall out a window, which I'd rather not do, or tell you. 330 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,522 - So here I am. - I'll be right back. 331 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:55,063 I forgot my mail downstairs. 332 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:58,066 Clark, this is important. You can get your mail later. 333 00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:02,002 Yeah, but I'm expecting my Cheese-of-the-Month shipment. 334 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,505 I'll be right back. 335 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,776 You don't have to fall out of a window, Lois. 336 00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:15,142 Clark! Clark! 337 00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:19,121 Clark and I, we thought that you might be able... 338 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,317 ...to help us find out how this thing happened. 339 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,985 Believe me, Lois, I was as surprised as anyone else... 340 00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:27,654 ...to find out there was another person like me. 341 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,323 But you talked to him? 342 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:33,734 I wish I could help you, Lois, and Clark and Perry, but I can't. 343 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:40,210 So you have no idea how this happened? 344 00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:48,779 When you talked to him, did he answer your questions? 345 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:51,813 No. 346 00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:55,651 And you don't seem to be answering them either. 347 00:24:56,728 --> 00:24:58,059 I'm sorry, Lois. 348 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:02,064 I wish I could help you, but I can't. 349 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,376 No cheese. 350 00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:23,279 You see, my daddy thought I could make a better match than with a politician... 351 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:27,619 ...but I have never regretted ignoring Daddy's advice. 352 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:31,853 No, not your father, your brother, William. 353 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,362 William Wallace Webster Waldecker? 354 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,024 I know, it is a mouthful, isn't it? 355 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,261 But then, there was a lot of family. 356 00:25:39,437 --> 00:25:42,235 So he was named William after our daddy's great-granddaddy... 357 00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:44,307 ...who lost three fingers at Antietam... 358 00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:46,944 I don't think we're gonna get much useful information. 359 00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:48,204 Maybe we should just go. 360 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,507 - Great big old alligator. 361 00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:53,207 Oh, the dog was fine, but Wallace was not. 362 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,353 And then there was cousin Webster... 363 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,956 ...who didn't actually deserve the honor, but they needed another W. 364 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,217 But the president and I like to use his nickname. 365 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,260 We called him Tad. 366 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:09,764 Well, okay then. Tad. Have you seen Tad lately? 367 00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:12,199 Oh, yes. He was here quite recently. 368 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,301 Yesterday, I think. 369 00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:17,441 Or maybe it was last month. When was that? 370 00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:19,941 Well, when you saw Tad... 371 00:26:20,111 --> 00:26:23,205 ...did he say that he'd had any changes in his life? 372 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,781 Big changes. Like... 373 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,981 ...he can fly? - Yes, yes. 374 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:35,286 Isn't it wonderful? Our little Tad, free. Free as a bird. 375 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,291 You know, he always was a flighty one. 376 00:26:37,462 --> 00:26:40,590 Okay. I want you to stay with me here, Wandamae... Mrs. Lincoln. 377 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:41,959 Yes. 378 00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:47,003 - Did Tad say how he's able to fly? - Yes, he did. 379 00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:50,400 It's time for you to see the doctor, Wandamae. 380 00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:52,372 Just two more minutes. 381 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:55,911 This institution, madam, is not run for the convenience of its visitors. 382 00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:58,208 Now listen, I don't want those theater tickets. 383 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:01,113 I don't care if they're free, take them away from me. 384 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,651 There are no theater tickets. 385 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:05,153 - You're going to see the doctor. - I don't want to. 386 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:08,918 How did you get this job? Your people skills are somewhat lacking. 387 00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:12,154 - Maybe you'd like your teeth rearranged. - You can try, Broom Hilda. 388 00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:15,158 Broom Hilda? Why, you... 389 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:33,117 Wandamae, how did Tad get his powers? 390 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,120 Superman. 391 00:27:37,088 --> 00:27:38,612 What? 392 00:27:40,558 --> 00:27:43,186 Tad got his powers from Superman. 393 00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:51,466 Thank you, General Grant. The president will be most grateful. 394 00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:54,696 Someday you will command the Army of the Potomac. 395 00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:02,407 He lied. 396 00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,343 Who? 397 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,041 I never thought he'd lie to me. 398 00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:11,588 Oh, what a story this is. 399 00:28:11,756 --> 00:28:14,247 Lois, Wandamae is a little bit confused. 400 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:18,294 Though I'm sure the doctors can help her. But what if what she's saying isn't true? 401 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:24,197 What if it is? If Superman's powers can be transferred to humans, that's big news. 402 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:26,435 Excuse me, I have to... 403 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,280 Did you lie to me? 404 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:50,189 - What makes you say that? - Either you know what I mean or you don't. 405 00:28:50,361 --> 00:28:54,354 - I didn't lie. - All right. 406 00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:58,628 Did you lead me to believe something that wasn't exactly true? 407 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:00,399 Yes. 408 00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:03,670 I wouldn't have expected that from you. 409 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:10,406 When I kept kryptonite a secret, it's because it's life-threatening. This is news. 410 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,881 Do you have any idea what would happen if this became public? 411 00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:16,115 Everyone would want super powers. 412 00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:18,778 Everyone would think that they deserved super powers. 413 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:21,118 It's a reporter's job to disseminate the news... 414 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:23,783 ...not to ponder the consequences of every story. 415 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:26,487 If people pondered the consequences of their actions... 416 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:28,825 ...this planet wouldn't be in the state it's in. 417 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,130 - Well, I'm not a philosopher, I'm a reporter. - And a human being. 418 00:29:33,304 --> 00:29:35,169 Which is more important to you? 419 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,939 I'm only asking you to think about it, talk it over with Clark. 420 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,975 Clark's a reporter too. 421 00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:44,775 Both of you have good hearts, Lois, and good instincts. 422 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,644 I know you'll do the right thing. 423 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:58,858 Come on now, Mrs. Lincoln, let's go. Come on. Get in. 424 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,323 Mind your bonnet. There we go. 425 00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:13,742 This time you've gone too far. People almost got killed. 426 00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:16,737 Excuse me, I most certainly did not. 427 00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:19,907 That man just had to get out of his car and out of the way of the train. 428 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:23,520 Can I help it if he cared more about his Mustang than he did his own life? 429 00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:25,280 You have super powers. 430 00:30:25,456 --> 00:30:27,481 You pick up the car, with him inside... 431 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,627 ...and move them both out of the way. 432 00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:33,161 - I would've, if you hadn't done it. - You were negotiating with him. 433 00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:36,696 There was plenty of time. The train was way down the track. 434 00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:39,536 Did you think about the people inside the train? 435 00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:41,569 You think about anybody except yourself? 436 00:30:41,739 --> 00:30:44,731 The situation was under control. Now, leave me alone. 437 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:48,640 I don't wanna hear any more of your carping and complaining. 438 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:53,175 Here you go, Resplendent Man. 439 00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:56,084 Well, you're gonna listen to it until it sinks in. 440 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:59,052 Your behavior is unacceptable. 441 00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:15,872 I don't wanna fight with you. 442 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,201 I just want you to understand what it means to be... 443 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:22,774 You can't just act like there's nobody else who matters but you. 444 00:31:22,947 --> 00:31:25,040 Come on, put them up. We're gonna duke it out. 445 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:28,276 One of us has gotta go. Metropolis isn't big enough for both of us. 446 00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:31,980 Don't you see what kind of example this sets? I don't wanna fight with you. 447 00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:35,023 Violence is a very poor solution to conflict. 448 00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:36,956 Okay. Okay. 449 00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:40,287 You do what you gotta do. 450 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:46,894 Stand still. Come on, fight. Come on, fight like a superhero. 451 00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:54,376 Come. Come this way. Watch your step. This way. 452 00:31:58,249 --> 00:32:00,717 Mrs. Lincoln, this way. 453 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,118 - Lois Lane. - Where is everybody? 454 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:07,247 I need somebody downtown right this second. Right this second. 455 00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:09,923 - I'm in the middle of something. - Lois. 456 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,585 I don't care if you're in the Atlantic in a lifeboat. 457 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,823 I want you down at Second and Main right now. 458 00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:17,793 Perry, this may be big. I have to go. I'll call you back. 459 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:19,392 Lois! 460 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:33,312 Stop it. 461 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,283 - I just made my last payment on it. - I can't believe you. 462 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:41,322 Excuse me. 463 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:45,956 Excuse me, are you done here? 464 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:50,226 I don't wanna miss anything, but I do have a deadline. 465 00:33:34,979 --> 00:33:39,245 There's no way out, so you might as well join us. 466 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:52,195 Well, even superheroes have to eat. 467 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,628 I don't believe you and I have anything further to discuss. 468 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:01,700 How's this for leverage, you little tick. 469 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:04,998 You have Wandamae? You have my sister? I'll break you in half. 470 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:08,269 If you do, Wandamae will die. 471 00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:14,140 I'll find her, and I'll save her. 472 00:34:14,318 --> 00:34:16,149 I am Resplendent Man. 473 00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:20,518 Oh, you can find her, but if you try to save her... 474 00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:27,122 She lied to you, Wandamae. 475 00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:29,823 Now try and focus. 476 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:34,461 It's 1994, there's no Abe Lincoln. 477 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:36,903 No Ford's Theatre. 478 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,236 No John Wilkes Booth. 479 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,378 Everything is fine. 480 00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:44,879 I just love Tad's outfit, don't you? 481 00:34:45,049 --> 00:34:49,247 Except I'm in a cage, in a bunker, underneath a mausoleum, in a cemetery. 482 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:54,483 Nobody knows I'm here except a bunch of very strange people. 483 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:16,940 There's no point in trying to convince Wandamae she's not Mary Todd Lincoln. 484 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:21,017 But it wasn't very nice to tell her that Abe had a bad night at the theater. 485 00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:25,253 - And what do you expect that rat to do? - Shut up and concentrate. 486 00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:28,081 I don't think it has anything to do with concentration. 487 00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:31,660 I think it's the electricity and the conductor playing off each other. 488 00:35:31,829 --> 00:35:35,060 - Just shut up, anyway. - Who are you? 489 00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:40,068 - Tad, can't you get us out of here? - Oh, darling, I wish I could. 490 00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:42,638 This awful woman has done something to that cage... 491 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:45,401 ...and if I try to get you out, the cage will explode... 492 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:49,068 ...and you and Ms. Lane will surely, surely die. 493 00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,575 Unless she's faking it. 494 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:58,950 Go ahead, bend the steel with your bare hands, see what happens. 495 00:35:59,223 --> 00:36:02,386 The explosives are motion-sensitive, little Ms. Lois Lane. 496 00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:04,094 Sensors activated. 497 00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:07,059 So don't shake the bars too hard. 498 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:12,996 I don't think I should risk it. 499 00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:16,101 - I think you might have to, Will. - Sensors activated. 500 00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:21,239 She's trying to get super powers for herself. 501 00:36:21,412 --> 00:36:24,973 And whoever she is, she's clearly not a person who should have powers. 502 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,651 Here we go. 503 00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:42,732 In fact, she's clearly not a person who should be allowed out by herself. 504 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,733 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Come on, now. Come on. 505 00:36:45,903 --> 00:36:48,531 Lookie here, I got a nice warm bowl of milk for you. 506 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:49,934 Come on. Come out of there. 507 00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:52,873 Kitty, kitty, kitty. 508 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,272 This is great stuff, Clark. 509 00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:56,606 I could see another Kerth Award in your future. 510 00:36:56,781 --> 00:37:00,217 Which reminds me, where's Lois? 511 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:04,210 I don't know. When I talked to her, she said she was onto something big. 512 00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:06,316 - Did she say what? - No. 513 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:10,620 But I'm starting to get a little worried. That gal's got quite a nose for trouble. 514 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,996 Maybe I'll go see if I can find her. 515 00:37:15,866 --> 00:37:18,767 This is really too much. 516 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:24,534 I think she's getting closer. The meter didn't go all the way back down last time. 517 00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:26,700 - Just shut up. - Whatever havoc she wreaks... 518 00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:29,072 ...once she has powers, it'll be on your head. 519 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,010 You just shut up or die. 520 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:43,686 There are over a million possible combinations, Ms. Girl Reporter. 521 00:37:43,861 --> 00:37:46,489 I don't think you'll find the right one in your lifetime... 522 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:48,655 ...which is getting shorter by the instant. 523 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:54,732 Okay, I duplicated cloud-to-ground lightning. 524 00:37:54,905 --> 00:38:01,071 The negatively charged atoms move downward to meet the positively charged... 525 00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:04,212 That's it! 526 00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:07,374 I didn't account for the action of the return stroke. 527 00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:10,884 You know, I'm really not feeling good about doing this. 528 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:14,418 Ms. Lane's right, and Superman was right all along. 529 00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:16,617 I've been greedy. I've been selfish. 530 00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:21,390 I just don't think that you and I are superhero material. 531 00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:57,698 Yes! I've done it. 532 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:07,572 Nothing can stop us now, my darling. 533 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,775 What is that? 534 00:39:11,816 --> 00:39:14,979 If you only knew, you wretched little nobody. 535 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:19,081 - You didn't deserve him. - What are you talking about? 536 00:39:19,256 --> 00:39:23,454 You did this to him. You and that overgrown baby, Superman. 537 00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:26,686 You married him and destroyed him, all on the same day. 538 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,997 - Lex? - Yes. 539 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:38,130 This is Lex Luthor, the last real man in Metropolis. 540 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,915 - Get back on that plate. - Will, you can't do this. 541 00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:50,246 - Don't you see how dangerous she is? - Yes, I do. 542 00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:54,357 I do see how dangerous she is. She's dangerous enough to kill Wandamae. 543 00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:59,224 - Oh, I just... I hate dilemmas. - I said, back on that plate. 544 00:40:24,188 --> 00:40:25,815 My goodness. 545 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,154 You're too late. 546 00:40:34,331 --> 00:40:37,027 You couldn't kill Lex Luthor, and you can't kill me. 547 00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:39,726 She made me do it. She threatened to kill Wandamae. 548 00:40:39,904 --> 00:40:42,202 You can reverse it if you get her on that plate. 549 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:44,170 You and what army? 550 00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:48,611 Sensors activated. 551 00:40:51,816 --> 00:40:54,011 Go ahead, hit me, hit a woman. 552 00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:59,020 You can't do it, can you? It's not the superhero thing to do. 553 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:01,385 Superman, the explosives. 554 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,560 You can't do it, can you? 555 00:41:05,162 --> 00:41:08,063 You can't fight a woman. You poor sap. 556 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:09,961 Howdy. 557 00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:18,441 - I have no such compunction. - Now! 558 00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:22,568 - No! No! - Come on, we'll reverse the polarity. 559 00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,445 - Hold her there. - Right. 560 00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:27,607 If he reverses me, he reverses you. 561 00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:53,509 You really shouldn't have done that. 562 00:41:54,144 --> 00:41:57,841 - Say goodbye to your girlfriend. - Wait, no! 563 00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:01,709 You can't stop it, Superman. Wandamae, I'm so sorry. 564 00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:03,854 Detonation in 10 seconds. 565 00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:07,352 Say goodbye to the would-be Mrs. Luthor. 566 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:12,963 Six, five, four, three, two... 567 00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:15,360 System disarmed. 568 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,899 Well, thank you. 569 00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:21,196 - Are you all right? - Are you? 570 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:24,000 Now do you see why I didn't want anybody to know? 571 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:28,639 Now, where do you suppose that nice blond lady went? 572 00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:38,579 Lois, how in the world did you figure out the combination? 573 00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:41,247 She seemed to be fixated on my connection to Lex... 574 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:44,292 ...so I tried the date of my wedding. 575 00:42:44,461 --> 00:42:49,194 - Thank God it worked. - Yes, we do have a lot to be grateful for. 576 00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:52,199 - How's Wandamae? - Oh, Ms. Lane, she's fine. 577 00:42:52,369 --> 00:42:57,830 Well, she's as fine as Wandamae gets. Who's to say it's a bad life? 578 00:42:58,442 --> 00:43:04,278 You know, if there's one thing that I learned from all this... 579 00:43:04,448 --> 00:43:07,508 ...it's that life is worth living for as long as you get to... 580 00:43:07,685 --> 00:43:10,483 ...because you never know what's gonna happen next. 581 00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:14,351 Well, you learned something else. You found out who you are, deep down. 582 00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:18,655 You did the right thing when it counted, even though it meant making a big sacrifice. 583 00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:23,563 I think Superman would say that that's what being a hero is all about. 584 00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:28,828 Well, I'm not so sure it was such a big sacrifice. 585 00:43:29,006 --> 00:43:33,841 To tell you the truth, having super powers turned out to be kind of a burden. 586 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,980 Well, thank y'all. 587 00:43:39,984 --> 00:43:41,383 What a story. 588 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:45,181 Some nobody little guy suddenly wakes up one morning with super powers... 589 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,381 ...and just as suddenly, he loses them. 590 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:51,425 Boy, I'd give my pension to know how it happened. 591 00:43:59,703 --> 00:44:04,538 Jimmy, I don't want you reading this trash in the Daily Planet building. 592 00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:09,244 - Well? - Well, what? 593 00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:13,611 How do you feel about not telling Perry everything that we knew? 594 00:44:13,784 --> 00:44:16,548 Bad. I feel bad. 595 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,449 - But Superman was right. - Yeah. 596 00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:20,613 It's one of his more irritating qualities. 597 00:44:20,858 --> 00:44:24,225 Do you think that that strange woman had Lex's body all along? 598 00:44:25,295 --> 00:44:26,387 I guess so. 599 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:30,732 What kind of a person keeps a body frozen in a glass case? 600 00:44:31,535 --> 00:44:34,698 Somebody who's having a hard time getting a date? 601 00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,166 At least we know for sure that he is dead. 602 00:44:37,474 --> 00:44:41,433 Absolutely. I saw everything go flatline. 603 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:56,182 Is he dead or alive? 604 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,157 I don't know. 605 00:44:58,328 --> 00:44:59,795 What's the difference? 606 00:44:59,963 --> 00:45:03,592 It's not like he's suddenly gonna regenerate himself. 607 00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:18,780 Hey, guys, can you give me a hand with that? 608 00:45:18,949 --> 00:45:20,439 I'll take it from here.