1 00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:11,802 Step right up. Step right up, folks. 2 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:15,539 Step right up and have your futures told by Madame Malovsky. 3 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:20,084 She knows all, she sees all and she tells all. 4 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:23,017 - How much of my dollar goes to charity? - A hundred percent. 5 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:26,454 One hundred pennies of your dollar will go to charity. 6 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:29,424 See your destiny with Madame Malovsky. 7 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:30,858 Okay, I'm sold. 8 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:33,361 Lois, is that you? 9 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:37,162 Honey, I need some help. I cannot keep these fingernails on. 10 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:40,670 How in thunder you women put up with all of this is beyond me. 11 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:44,705 Come on, Lois. 12 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:48,911 You'll be here when I get back? You won't have an urge to buy a video... 13 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:51,846 ...or put money in the meter, get yourself new shoelaces? 14 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:54,851 Lois, I'm about to lose a customer. 15 00:00:57,624 --> 00:00:59,524 Is this your idea of a date? 16 00:00:59,692 --> 00:01:03,287 Do you think Scardino takes her to silly street fairs, buys her cotton candy? 17 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:06,990 Jimmy, I don't care what Scardino does. 18 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:10,762 - Hi, guys. Lois around? - Yeah, and she's with me. 19 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:12,802 - Yeah? - Yeah. 20 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:15,406 - Like, a date? - Yeah. Like a date. 21 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,703 Where she and I are together for a period of time, as a couple. 22 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:21,312 She is with me and I am with her. 23 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,882 Look out. Look out, I can't hold this. 24 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:26,848 Somebody get him out of the way. 25 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,119 I can't hold it. 26 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,590 Look out. Look out below! 27 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,234 - Glad I was nearby. - Thanks, Superman. 28 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,029 My gosh, Calvin, are you all right? 29 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:46,365 He's a little bit dazed but he'll be fine. 30 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:49,064 Fine? Fine? 31 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:50,607 He broke my hand, Elise. 32 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:55,039 Just when I get my break in show business, this baboon busts my hand. 33 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:58,340 Take me to the hospital right now. 34 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,016 I mean it. 35 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:07,584 Clark? 36 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:11,957 - So now you know. - Know what? 37 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,930 Just about how much you mean to Clark Kent. 38 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,094 He probably had a good reason. 39 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:28,035 Yeah, sure he did. He probably had to go buy some pies. 40 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,676 I'm sorry, Lois. The guy just brings it out in me. 41 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:32,640 I don't understand what you see in him. 42 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:38,512 He's nice and he's kind and he's patient. 43 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:42,587 - Oh, I thought you were mad at him. - I'm mad at both of you. 44 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,789 Me? Why me? 45 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,359 You deliberately horned in on my date with Clark... 46 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:51,861 ...and you tried to make him look bad. - I didn't have to try very hard. 47 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:53,931 Because you think gifts solve everything. 48 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,330 And because you won't talk to me about your work. 49 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:58,561 Whoa, Lois. You know that's not personal. 50 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,536 But I'm here because I wanna be with you, whenever I can. 51 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,073 Can you say that about Clark? 52 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:07,236 I mean, he's the one you had a date with. Where's he? 53 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,347 I'm a musician. 54 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:12,348 I'm an artist. I need both my hands. 55 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:14,952 What would Jimi Hendrix have been with one hand? 56 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,749 I'll tell you what, he'd have been nobody. 57 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,915 He'd have been nothing. He'd have been... 58 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:24,723 He would've been alive. You're alive, Calvin, and you're gonna be fine. 59 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:27,263 You don't understand anything. 60 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:33,366 You're a waitress, for God's sake. You serve slabs of dead cow to fat businessmen. 61 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:36,337 You wouldn't know art if it jumped up and bit your kneecap. 62 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:40,605 You know, people who love each other are supposed to be kind to each other. 63 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,772 What are you, a greeting card on steroids? 64 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:49,854 You fly around butting your nose in other people's business. Who asked you? 65 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:53,891 Listen, I've never been sorry that I've saved anyone's life before, Mr. Dregg. 66 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:56,858 - I'd hate to start now. - Why are you still here? 67 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:59,458 What are you waiting for, gratitude? 68 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,827 You ruined my life. 69 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:05,197 It will heal. 70 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:08,704 Please go. He won't calm down unless you go. 71 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,570 Really, I'll be fine. 72 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:13,202 And, thank you. 73 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,919 You ruined my life! 74 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:33,696 It is not just some dumb guy thing, Lois. 75 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,697 I'm a federal agent, you're a reporter. 76 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:37,836 Our professional loyalties conflict. 77 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:42,065 Not to mention the fact that if you know what I'm doing, you could be in danger. 78 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:46,837 Oh, so that's what this is? This is you protecting the little woman. 79 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,743 - Sometimes. - I don't need protecting. 80 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,851 What do you need? What do you want, Lois? 81 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,817 I just want one man. One whole man. 82 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:58,889 Is that too much to ask for? And what do I have to choose from? 83 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:03,324 I've got one guy who's really wonderful, but disappears when I try and talk to him. 84 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:07,262 And one guy who's exciting to be with, only he won't talk to me about his job... 85 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:09,958 What do people talk about if not what they did all day? 86 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:13,902 And one guy who is out of this world, literally. 87 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:16,537 I thought you had given up the Superman fantasy. 88 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:22,179 Well, my head has, but, you know, my heart is just conflicted. 89 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:24,946 So it would seem. 90 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:27,209 Could we just go over my options? 91 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:33,925 Your current options are, one wonderful guy who's apparently afraid of commitment. 92 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:38,320 One exciting guy who wants to control the conversation. 93 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:42,828 And one superhero who is apparently unattainable. 94 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,305 Or it could be that none of them is right for you. 95 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:52,911 You know, you just seem to have this annoying little habit... 96 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,809 ...of repeating back to me everything that I just said. 97 00:06:56,749 --> 00:07:01,618 Sometimes we can't hear what we're saying unless somebody reflects it back. 98 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,683 They make me really mad. 99 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,656 And what do you think you might wanna do about that? 100 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,740 Lois. 101 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:27,778 - Jimmy, did you hear something? - Like what? 102 00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:31,379 Sounded like my name. You didn't say my name? 103 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,344 No, Clark did. 104 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,021 Clark who? 105 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:40,283 - Lois? - There it is again. 106 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:45,795 - Lois... - What? 107 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,564 No. Don't say a word. Allow me. 108 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:50,258 "Lois, I can explain. 109 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:54,805 I suddenly remembered that I had to get my mother's sister's poodle's hair cut. 110 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:58,671 So you can see why I left you in the middle of our date. 111 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:02,906 But I'm sure you'll understand." How am I doing so far? 112 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:18,160 Elise, my hand really itches. 113 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:21,165 And it really hurts. 114 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:23,892 You, stay. 115 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:28,564 So while the male lion basks majestically in the warm sun of the veldt... 116 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:31,005 ... the female hunts and cares for her young. 117 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:34,174 Bye, sweetie. 118 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:35,976 You're not going to work? 119 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:41,909 - What if I need something? - Everything you need is on the TV tray. 120 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:44,185 What if I need to write something down? 121 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,518 - Like a phone message. - Use your other hand. 122 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,751 What if I need to open a can of beer? 123 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:54,556 Calvin, I'm sorry. Really I am, but I have to go to work. 124 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:59,694 Have you been injured? Just call Barry Barker. 125 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:03,273 I'll go to the mat for you. I'll sue anybody for anything. 126 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:07,776 And when I say, "anybody," I mean anybody. 127 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,312 Superman? Superman? 128 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,111 Finally, I'll be famous. 129 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,913 Finally, I'll get respect. 130 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:19,217 Finally, women will sense my power. 131 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,052 - Excuse me, this is about me. - Of course it is, my boy. 132 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,423 I never lose sight of the true objective. 133 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,157 I'll take your case and it won't cost you a cent. 134 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,198 I'll be working entirely on contingency. 135 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:31,097 Forty percent of the settlement. 136 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:34,330 - Forty percent? - Ask my receptionist to come in here. 137 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,702 Thank you very much. See you later. 138 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:41,006 Barry Barker v. The Man of Steel. 139 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:45,647 You'll have to work late tonight. There's something I need for you to do. 140 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:58,159 - Help. - Louder. Louder. 141 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:03,564 Help. Help! 142 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,029 Much better, Mother. 143 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,333 What exactly do you think you're doing, sir? 144 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:11,874 Superman... 145 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,811 ...you have just been served. 146 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,587 See you in court. 147 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:26,289 And now back to the Nature Channel. 148 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:30,486 Now, bear with me here, folks, because it is really pretty complicated. 149 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,496 I'll do my best to lead you through the intricacies. 150 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:38,694 No one knows why 90 percent of the females die before reproductive maturity. 151 00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:44,673 But we do know there are five male adult Namibian mud daubers for every female. 152 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:49,247 A situation that seriously complicates the mating ritual. 153 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:53,276 It is ironic that such mindless creatures stand to inherit the Earth... 154 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:54,680 Hello? 155 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,219 - Hello, Lois. - Hey, Bobby. 156 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,085 - Did you get what I was looking for? - I don't see any duck. 157 00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:01,658 - I wanted Peking duck, Lois. - I couldn't get duck. 158 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,421 You have to order it in advance. 159 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,229 Slippery shrimp. 160 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,889 Now, I love slippery shrimp. 161 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,158 - Nirvana. - What? 162 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,470 It's what you asked for. It's a code name. 163 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:14,867 "Project Nirvana." 164 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:18,909 Hey, Lois, are you sure your boyfriend, Scardino, is with the DEA? 165 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:22,241 - He's not my boyfriend. - All right, it's a figure of speech. 166 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,475 According to what I'm hearing on the street he's not DEA. 167 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,209 - He's FDA. - What? 168 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,320 Food and Drug Administration, Lois. 169 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:33,424 He's a guy that can say yes or no to companies marketing new drugs. 170 00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,560 Well, you must have the wrong Scardino. 171 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,923 All right. All right. If you say so. 172 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:42,957 - So, what else did you get? - Project Nirvana is related to Intergang. 173 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,200 I'm not sticking my neck in that noose... 174 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,771 ...and you didn't hear it from me. That's all I know. 175 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,805 - You know what else? We're even. - Bobby...? 176 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:53,172 - Great dumplings, Lois. - Bobby. 177 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,053 - Who is it? - It's me, sugar blossom. 178 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,853 Dan. 179 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:14,599 I'm doing a survey of women who resent having gifts sent to them. 180 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,292 Please answer true or false. "Wrapping paper offends me." 181 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,570 "I am psychologically unable to accept gifts." 182 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:27,304 Okay. "Gifts are okay, I just can't stand the guy who sent them." 183 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:31,412 It's not about the gifts, Dan. It's about trust. 184 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:41,057 It's not just dangerous for you to know what I do. It's dangerous for me. 185 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:45,527 That's not what I'm saying, Dan. I'm saying you don't trust me. 186 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,939 I think... I think you're looking for something that doesn't exist, Lois. 187 00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:00,704 The perfect man, the perfect relationship, the perfect life. 188 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,043 Excuse me for a minute. This won't take a second. 189 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,076 - Nirvana? - What? 190 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:12,350 The perfect life. Nirvana, Utopia, Camelot, Eden? 191 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:17,023 Yeah. Those places don't exist, Lois. We have to deal with the real world. 192 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,222 Oh, super. 193 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,799 Hi. 194 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:28,228 - Can I talk to you? - Take a number, pal. 195 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:38,239 While the female seems to be able to choose among rivals for her affections... 196 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:44,313 ... the power resides with the male that proves to be the most ruthless gladiator. 197 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,425 Give me a break here, guys. Come on. 198 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:54,060 I've never really been sued before, Lois. So I'm not exactly sure how to pursue this. 199 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,894 Well, you need a lawyer. 200 00:13:56,068 --> 00:14:00,562 I know a guy who handles stuff like this. He's never lost a case. 201 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,839 Yeah, but is he a good person? 202 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,806 He's a lawyer. 203 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,970 Bad for your boy-scout image to be represented by a scuzzball? 204 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,742 Surely there must be one honest lawyer out there. 205 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:15,353 I know one, for all the good it'll do you. 206 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:22,288 His hand will heal, and since he has no job, there will be no loss of income. 207 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:25,259 So other than his medical bills he has no case. 208 00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:28,025 Yes, and I've offered to pay for the medical expenses. 209 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:32,068 - And his response? - He has only one response to everything. 210 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:35,969 - He complained. - I know the type. 211 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:39,907 They want, they need, they deserve. 212 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,804 Nothing is ever enough and nothing is ever right. 213 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:48,920 They stand alone, at the center of the universe, whining for more. 214 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:51,178 I really hate them. 215 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,123 You must be great in front of a jury. 216 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,426 So you'll take the case? 217 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,722 No. 218 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:06,535 And so we see that spineless dung beetles tend toward thinly veiled power struggles... 219 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:10,004 ... having little regard for the colony as a whole. 220 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:12,666 Next, we go to the fascinating Andean nettlebug. 221 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:17,976 A species with three genders. Male, female and the sexless drone. 222 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:22,211 The drones seem to serve a matchmaking function unique in the insect kingdom... 223 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,151 ... and a thankless job it is for them. 224 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,650 You have reached the office of Charles Knox, President of Omnicorp. 225 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:30,294 Leave your name, number and the purpose of your call. 226 00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,794 Thank you for calling Omnicorp. 227 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,297 Oh, my God, look at that. 228 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:40,700 The drone will follow its genetic program and fulfill its deplorable destiny. 229 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,170 You guys seen Clark today? 230 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,809 No, and don't try to put me in the middle of anything. 231 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:49,209 I need you to find out everything you can about Omnicorp and Charles Knox. 232 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,941 - He's the president. - Okay. 233 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,052 Now, I'm gonna go investigate this guy who's suing Superman. 234 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,653 Okay. 235 00:15:57,056 --> 00:16:02,892 The Andean nettlebug mates only once, with tragic consequences for all concerned. 236 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,724 But the species survives and thrives... 237 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:10,358 ... and the little, newly-hatched nettlebugettes have no inkling... 238 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,562 ... of the calamitous fate that awaits them. 239 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,138 I don't try cases anymore. 240 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,744 I gave it up because I never won. 241 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:26,579 I never won because I believe that justice should be about truth... 242 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,447 ...not about who the better liar is. 243 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,746 But that's exactly what I need. 244 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,756 Someone who understands that justice is about truth. 245 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,520 No, no. You need to win. 246 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,189 Otherwise, you'll spend your life in court... 247 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,232 ...answering to greedy plaintiffs and their noxious attorneys. 248 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:45,370 - Is that what you want? - No, of course not. 249 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:52,209 Then you need someone who sees an open wound and reaches for the salt. 250 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,936 You need a real lawyer. 251 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,813 I'm sorry. 252 00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,654 - Did you bring it? - Yes. 253 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:20,833 Is Superman getting too big for his britches? 254 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,940 Next, on Jerry. 255 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,909 Isn't this exciting, Elise? I'm gonna be on national TV. 256 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,673 Barry Barker says there's no way I could lose the case. 257 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,316 Oh, that's wonderful, Calvin. 258 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:37,411 Calvin, if you win a lot of money, then can we tell people we're married? 259 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:43,055 Absolutely, honey. You know the only reason I wanted to keep it secret... 260 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,720 ...was that I didn't want your friends to think you were marrying a bum. 261 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,700 You know what you gotta say on the witness stand? 262 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,563 Yes, Calvin. 263 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:53,866 Hi, Lois. 264 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,234 - Men are pigs. - What? 265 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,933 Here it is, it's starting. 266 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,602 Today we'll be talking with Calvin Dregg... 267 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:05,807 ... a master guitarist on the cusp of major stardom... 268 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:09,750 ... until he suffered a career-ending injury... 269 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,947 ... at the hands of Superman. 270 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,684 Yes, folks, Superman. 271 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:21,923 Is the Man of Steel the champion of justice or is he just a bully in a cape? 272 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,862 You decide. 273 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,435 Oh, I'm so photogenic. 274 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:30,803 We tried to contact Superman to hear his side of the story. 275 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:37,939 But apparently, the Man of Steel feels that he's not answerable to anyone. 276 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:43,717 Well, we'll see, won't we, Calvin? Whether he is answerable to the law. 277 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:46,390 You look so good, Calvin. 278 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,352 According to the doctor my attorney found me... 279 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,962 ... I have permanent nerve damage. 280 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,964 I'll never play the guitar again. 281 00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:01,135 And Superman didn't even apologize. 282 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:07,745 You idiot! You bought a defective TV. 283 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,108 I'm gonna have to find another one. 284 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:15,750 A little unpleasant. 285 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,520 - What? - Well? 286 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,421 - Well, what? - Time to talk. 287 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:25,791 Clark, we were on a date and you just disappeared and never came back. 288 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:31,268 - Lois, I'm not exactly sure what to say. - The truth. 289 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:34,701 Look, I've come to the point with this, with us... 290 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:37,103 ...that whatever the truth is, I need to hear it. 291 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,039 Help. My brakes. I'm losing control... 292 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:44,239 - Lois, I'm really sorry. - Clark, don't you do it. 293 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:55,584 - My knee. I need a doctor. - Don't move me. 294 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:59,561 Superman, how could you hurt my back like that? 295 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:04,429 I've dislocated my hip. 296 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,601 Excuse me. 297 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:13,211 Could I just borrow your paper and pen for a second? 298 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:18,045 If my friend comes back... 299 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:22,210 ...could you just give him this for me, please? 300 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,945 Thanks. 301 00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:34,959 - Thank you. - Sure. 302 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,841 - We saw The Jerry Show. - Boy, am I glad to see you. 303 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,647 Oh, sweetie. 304 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,750 And that's where I am. 305 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,255 Lois hates me. 306 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:04,293 I've got a long line of people waiting to sue me and I don't have a lawyer. 307 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:07,398 I don't have time to do my job at the Planet, and Lois hates me. 308 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:10,797 - You said that. - And it's not true. 309 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:14,336 - You didn't see her face. - She wouldn't get upset if she didn't care. 310 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,806 I don't think I can do this anymore. 311 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:24,013 - Do what? - I thought I was able to lead a normal life. 312 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:28,278 To have a job, friends and somebody to love. 313 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,011 But it isn't possible, is it? 314 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:37,358 I can't go on being two people anymore. 315 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,063 - Oh, honey. - I'm gonna have to choose. 316 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:45,534 Clark or Superman. 317 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,306 Mr. Church, are you bitter about your time in jail? 318 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,812 No, no. I'm certainly not bitter. 319 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:01,384 - Ah, Superman. - Don't tell me you made bail. 320 00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:05,546 Bail? No, they're dropping the charges. 321 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,715 - What? - Well, all you need is a good lawyer. 322 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,986 Trust me, you are gonna love it in there. 323 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:13,493 I just signed to write a book about the whole experience. 324 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:18,261 It's called, Why This is the Greatest Country on Earth. 325 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:26,434 Well, let me tell you about my strategy in a case like this, Mr. Superman. 326 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:29,205 First of all, I don't just beat the other side. 327 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:32,817 Oh, no, no, no. I kill them. 328 00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:35,883 You're right to shop carefully for an attorney. 329 00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:39,990 I've handled dozens of cases like this and none of them has ever gone to trial. 330 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:44,288 - I've always settled amicably and cheaply. - That's great. How? 331 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:48,524 Well, find the plaintiff's darkest secret and threaten to print it unless he backs off. 332 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,396 - Mint? - No. 333 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,400 The only way to be number one, go for the throat. 334 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,598 Choke them with paperwork, cut off their air. 335 00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,369 You go after their friends, their families, their lovers. 336 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,910 And when their bones are just about to break... 337 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:06,107 - I don't think... ...you squeeze harder. 338 00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:07,546 Let's go. 339 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:13,485 Superman, you are the one being exploited here, and I've got an idea. 340 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:16,354 Let's sue them. And not just them. 341 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:19,986 Let's go after the ones selling the Superman comics and not cutting you in. 342 00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:23,157 And the T-shirts. Let's get a piece of that action. 343 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:25,269 - I... - Is the problem money? 344 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:28,406 No problem. First few are on me, pro bono. 345 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:33,010 If you just sign over the TV-movie rights to me, right there. 346 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:36,113 I trained myself to think that way. I show no mercy. 347 00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:39,216 I wanna draw blood. I wanna kill, kill, kill. 348 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:42,148 I really have to go save someone or something. 349 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,413 Ki... Right. I got a yoga lesson. 350 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,319 We'll talk soon, huh? 351 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:54,265 - You look sad, Superman. - I'm okay. 352 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,664 - Want a hug? - Sure. 353 00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:05,875 - Don't be a Mr. Gloomy-Pants. - Okay. 354 00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:08,870 Careful, I might get jealous. 355 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,146 Lois, what are you doing here? 356 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:13,817 I've been finding out about the bum who's suing you. 357 00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,782 He has quite a track record in England. 358 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:19,822 Seems he loves suing people, loves getting sued so he can countersue. 359 00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:23,222 - Establishes a real pattern. - It would if it were admissible. 360 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:27,058 But isn't it? I mean, he's clearly vindictively litigious. 361 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:30,463 I'm sorry, Lois, but thanks for trying. 362 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,126 Tell me what I can do to help, please. 363 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,365 I'm afraid this is one battle I'm gonna have to fight on my own. 364 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,673 No, I had nothing else to say. 365 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,075 I was finished. 366 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:44,806 Thanks. 367 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,761 Hi. Charles Knox, right? Dan Scardino, FDA. 368 00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:03,560 Is that the money? 369 00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:08,901 Let's talk dates. 370 00:25:09,074 --> 00:25:11,668 We hardly know each other. But, hell, if you're paying. 371 00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:14,543 Go be Chuckles the Clown on your time. 372 00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:17,113 On my clock, shut your mouth. 373 00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:20,449 Now, we want FDA approval on the drug. 374 00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:25,818 We want it by the first of the year. And we want it guaranteed. 375 00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:27,720 You got it. 376 00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:44,801 So this is what you didn't want me to find out about. 377 00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,710 Lois, there are things going on you can't know about. 378 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,284 Really? Like your posing as a corrupt FDA researcher? 379 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:58,251 And the man you just met with is the president of Omnicorp... 380 00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:00,823 ...who wants you to push a new drug called Nirvana... 381 00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:03,392 ...that the DEA thinks has mind-altering effects. 382 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,427 - How did you...? - Because I'm a reporter. 383 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:07,326 A reporter, remember? 384 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,831 Lois, I need you to stay out of this. 385 00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:12,162 That's why you won't talk to me about your work. 386 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:14,134 You don't trust me. 387 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:16,998 You think I'm gonna print whatever I find... 388 00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:19,507 - Lois, stay away from this. - Excuse me? 389 00:26:20,345 --> 00:26:22,176 - Stay... - What am I, a house pet? 390 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,276 All you talk about is how evasive Clark is... 391 00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:30,114 ...and how he's always disappearing. 392 00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:31,687 But at least he trusts me. 393 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:34,984 He knows that I would never use someone just to get a story. 394 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,028 So here. I want you to have these. These are all my notes on your stupid case. 395 00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:40,892 Good luck. 396 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,928 Mr. Church. 397 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,937 Charles Knox. 398 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,909 I've got bad news. 399 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:56,104 I admire your bluntness and your courage. 400 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:59,580 - It's about Operation Nirvana. - Nirvana, huh? 401 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:03,778 The synthetic nerve-block we were developing, disguised as aspirin. 402 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:07,391 - Makes people susceptible to suggestion. - Yeah, right, right, right. 403 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,789 People take it for headaches then buy our crap... 404 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:12,122 ...because they just believe what they are told. 405 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,559 What's the problem? 406 00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:17,930 - Are you alone, sir? - I just got out of jail, Knox. 407 00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:22,104 A DEA agent and a reporter are on to us. 408 00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:24,636 Pull over. 409 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:35,081 Now, Lane and this agent are both gonna be testifying at the Superman trial, aren't they? 410 00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:37,915 - I think I read about it. - Now, wouldn't it be ironic... 411 00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:40,557 ...if something happened to them right under his nose? 412 00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:44,452 Might just put the final nail in the coffin of his career, eh? 413 00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:46,324 Yes. Yes, it would. 414 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,591 Why don't you get right on that. 415 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,961 I can't find a lawyer out there I'd like to spend five minutes with. 416 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,970 Let alone entrust my entire career to. 417 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:58,041 - Please? - You're being pathetic. 418 00:27:58,209 --> 00:28:00,074 I know. I'm sorry. 419 00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:02,839 Don't say you're sorry. It's pathetic. 420 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:05,482 I can't say no to pathetic. I never could. 421 00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:09,051 And you being pathetic is really pathetic. 422 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:12,656 Miss Hunter, I thought I'd seen every kind of evil there is... 423 00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:16,021 ...every perversion known to man, law and God. 424 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:17,991 I thought I knew how to fight them all. 425 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:22,156 But there's something out there I can't fight because I don't understand it. 426 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,028 Greed. 427 00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:27,668 Miss Hunter, I need an ally. 428 00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:31,366 Someone who understands greed but doesn't wanna be a part of it. 429 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,841 And if that's pathetic, well... 430 00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:40,978 Just once, I would like to have a client walk in with a case I thought I could win. 431 00:28:41,619 --> 00:28:43,211 So you'll do it? 432 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:48,993 Go to... You know, wherever it is you go and rest up. 433 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,788 We'll start tomorrow at 9. 434 00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:54,455 You bring the bagels. 435 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,328 - Hey. - Hey. 436 00:31:08,499 --> 00:31:09,864 - I... - Sit down. 437 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:12,127 I thought about what a jerk I was. 438 00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:16,239 I thought given the size of my jerkiness, maybe roses, maybe jewelry... 439 00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:19,308 ...maybe a Learjet. - We both overreacted. 440 00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:22,605 I didn't bring you anything, Lois, because I don't wanna dazzle you. 441 00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:27,308 I just wanna be with you, so can we talk? 442 00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:30,821 Sure. Come on in. 443 00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:05,815 But how do you give up being who you are? 444 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:12,387 Pretend to move overseas and build myself some secret lair to live in. 445 00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:13,825 I don't know. 446 00:32:14,532 --> 00:32:17,558 I haven't sorted it all out yet. 447 00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:21,102 I just know that I can't keep lying to Lois. 448 00:32:21,706 --> 00:32:25,233 - But I can't keep hurting her. - But what if you lose your case? 449 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,071 What happens to Superman then? 450 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:37,287 What you're saying is, that all my life I've attracted men that are controlling... 451 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:40,356 ...or incomplete... 452 00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:43,187 ...or downright liars, because... 453 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,554 - Because... - Keep going. 454 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:48,321 Because I like being treated that way? 455 00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:54,963 But if I like that kind of man and I get that kind of man, why am I not happy? 456 00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:58,302 - You like chocolate, right? - How come everybody knows that? 457 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,603 But you know it's not good for you. 458 00:33:00,778 --> 00:33:06,216 And the older we get, the less tolerance we have for things that aren't good for us. 459 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:11,352 You're not a victim, Lois. 460 00:33:11,522 --> 00:33:13,114 So stop acting like one. 461 00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:17,452 You know who you wanna be with. You've known all along. 462 00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:22,258 The problem is, he's just as scared as you are. 463 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:26,727 So who's gonna be the one to step up and say the scary words? 464 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:30,739 How come you never ask the simple questions? 465 00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:34,436 I would if I knew the easy answers. 466 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:43,878 So previous to this incident, Calvin was a happy, active musician. 467 00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:47,183 And how is he now, Miss Carr? 468 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:51,625 Calvin hasn't been able to use his hand since. 469 00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:55,459 - Completely paralyzed? - Yes, completely. 470 00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:00,963 And what about his moods? 471 00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:05,269 They're bad. 472 00:34:05,443 --> 00:34:07,877 He hasn't been himself lately. 473 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:12,581 Nothing further, Your Honor. Thank you. 474 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,644 Thank you, Miss Carr. 475 00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:20,223 - I smell a ham with cheese. - The witness may step down. 476 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,621 The court will recess for one hour. 477 00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:26,958 It's silent. No moving parts. 478 00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:32,765 Just two globs of liquid C-12 separated by a tiny piece of plastic. 479 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:39,206 You start the acid eating through it and in five minutes, whammo. 480 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:45,574 Always wanted to try this little sucker. And right under Superman's nose. 481 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:50,983 Just remember, it can't look like Scardino and Lane are the only targets. 482 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:57,184 Don't worry, it won't. 483 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:01,492 Can I ask you a question? 484 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,997 How can you lie like that... 485 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:05,692 ...for a man that won't even admit that you're married? 486 00:35:06,204 --> 00:35:08,172 - How did you...? - The kind of degradation... 487 00:35:08,339 --> 00:35:10,864 ...you tolerate in your personal life is your business. 488 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:13,203 But you're ruining an innocent man and I won't... 489 00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:14,867 Excuse me. 490 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:16,940 He doesn't love you, Elise. 491 00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:21,512 You can tell when a man loves you by the way he treats you... 492 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:23,586 ...by the way he looks at you, by the... 493 00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:26,552 Miss Lane, if you've found the perfect man, then I'm happy... 494 00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:29,557 No, he's about as far from perfect as you get. 495 00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:32,594 But I'll tell you the difference between him and Calvin. 496 00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:37,200 I know that he wants my happiness more than his own. 497 00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:50,075 Sitting here, listening to all of this damning testimony... 498 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:55,111 ...I would like to know, why do you want to be Superman? 499 00:35:55,286 --> 00:36:01,782 It seems to me it hasn't offered you much, other than exposure to danger and ridicule. 500 00:36:02,693 --> 00:36:06,094 - No, that's not true. - Explain. 501 00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:08,858 All the things that I can do... 502 00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:14,232 ...all the powers that I have, I've asked myself a thousand times, "why?" 503 00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:17,506 And the only thing that I can come up with is... 504 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,199 ...to help. 505 00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:22,869 As quickly and as decisively as possible. 506 00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:28,246 And maybe because of that, I've become a target. 507 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:34,483 And maybe there are things that I will never have. 508 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,824 But when I save a life... 509 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:44,631 ...in that instant, I know two things that most people will never figure out. 510 00:36:45,069 --> 00:36:47,060 Why I'm here... 511 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:50,063 ...and how I can make a difference. 512 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,640 - Your witness. - Fry him. 513 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:02,784 In oil, kid. In oil. 514 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:08,217 Well, that was a heart-rending speech. 515 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:10,986 Can I get anyone a tissue? 516 00:37:12,296 --> 00:37:14,287 - Order. Order. - Do you smell something? 517 00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:15,860 What? 518 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:18,399 - I've smelled it before. - Your Honor. 519 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:21,265 I'm sorry, Your Honor, but I think I'm smelling C-12. 520 00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:25,398 It's an explosive and it's burning somewhere in this room. 521 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:26,907 Oh, please. 522 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:31,310 This is the most disgraceful form of courtroom theatrics I've ever witnessed. 523 00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:35,885 - Listen to him. - Next you'll tell us that we're all gonna die. 524 00:37:36,053 --> 00:37:39,887 Hey, you back off and let him do his job, or you'll be suing me for assault. 525 00:37:40,057 --> 00:37:42,252 I hope everyone heard that. 526 00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:44,087 - I did. - Naturally. 527 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:48,062 - Superman, should we evacuate? - No. Everyone stay calm. 528 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:53,502 I think... Yes, right here. 529 00:37:58,409 --> 00:38:00,934 My eyes. My eyes! 530 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,377 Calvin. Calvin, are you all right? Someone get a doctor. 531 00:38:09,387 --> 00:38:10,979 I'd say that was meant for me. 532 00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:14,921 Agent Scardino, have your men at the lab take a look at this. 533 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,255 Are you all right? 534 00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:20,192 I can't see. The dust in my eyes. 535 00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:24,197 The dust. Oh, I'm blind. I'm blind. 536 00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:27,360 Is there no end of the suffering Superman causes? 537 00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:29,768 Calvin, shut up. 538 00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:36,141 - Elise. - I have had it with you, Calvin. 539 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,748 We'd be dead if it wasn't for Superman. 540 00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:43,285 And there's nothing wrong with your eyes, except you can't see anything but yourself. 541 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:46,548 Your Honor, this witness has been excused. 542 00:38:46,724 --> 00:38:48,385 And your arm will be fine. 543 00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:52,056 And he'll play guitar just as lousy as he ever did. 544 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:59,262 He just wanted the money, and he got me to lie for him. 545 00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:03,597 - Elise, honey. - You don't speak for me anymore. 546 00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:05,469 I want a divorce. 547 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:10,579 Not that anyone ever knew we were married. 548 00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:14,878 - Your Honor, in light of this new evidence... - Save it, counselor. 549 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,321 Case dismissed. 550 00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:19,353 You need a lawyer? 551 00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:23,453 All right. 552 00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:28,665 Well, I guess your losing streak is over, Miss Hunter. 553 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,727 Well, it helps when you save the judge's life. 554 00:39:31,902 --> 00:39:33,665 Tends to make them more lenient. 555 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:40,309 - Thank you for believing in me. - No, thank you. 556 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:49,310 Elise. 557 00:39:50,187 --> 00:39:52,178 You did the right thing. 558 00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:54,684 Thanks. 559 00:40:00,364 --> 00:40:02,491 Congratulations. 560 00:40:07,671 --> 00:40:09,263 What? 561 00:40:10,174 --> 00:40:14,543 Oh, I just think I understand something that I didn't before. 562 00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:16,543 Why I don't really know you. 563 00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:19,006 Why no one does. 564 00:40:19,850 --> 00:40:25,288 You live above us and when we try and bring you down here... 565 00:40:25,456 --> 00:40:29,825 ...we just end up showing the worst sides of ourselves. 566 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:34,825 I tried to love you. 567 00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:41,603 I realize that that was selfish. 568 00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:45,406 Because you're not just here for me... 569 00:40:45,843 --> 00:40:47,868 ...you're here for all of us. 570 00:40:51,682 --> 00:40:54,310 I'll always need you... 571 00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:58,387 ...and I'll always be your friend... 572 00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:01,214 ...but there's someone here who needs me... 573 00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:05,886 ...and I just need to figure out how to get him to see that. 574 00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,763 Lois, I need... 575 00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:12,736 ...to say to you... 576 00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:18,866 ...thank you for being such a great friend. 577 00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:34,051 I can't do this. 578 00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:35,590 I can't. I'm sorry, Martha. 579 00:41:35,759 --> 00:41:38,091 I know I told you we wouldn't stick our noses in... 580 00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:41,493 ...but, Clark, you just can't throw your life away like this. 581 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:42,893 It's wrong. 582 00:41:43,067 --> 00:41:47,265 Dad, I don't want to do this, but I don't see any other way that's fair to Lois. 583 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:51,738 Clark, if Lois is the problem, why are you running away? 584 00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:53,705 What are you saying, Mom? 585 00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:59,612 That I should just tell her that I'm...? That I'm...? 586 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:01,781 I'm not saying anything. 587 00:42:01,952 --> 00:42:05,945 Before we stick our noses in any further, we're going out for Chinese. 588 00:42:11,795 --> 00:42:14,457 - Congrats. - Dan. Come on in. 589 00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:17,464 I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. 590 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,342 So, what are we to learn... 591 00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:29,605 ... from the mating habits of insects, reptiles and mammals? 592 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:31,680 What does it teach us about ourselves? 593 00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:37,010 That we're not the only creatures on the planet capable of caring... 594 00:42:37,187 --> 00:42:40,213 ... of betrayal, sorrow, forgiveness... 595 00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:46,124 - Hi. - Hi. 596 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:49,991 Planning a yard sale? 597 00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:53,261 No, wait. That's a form of distancing. My therapist... 598 00:42:53,437 --> 00:42:55,200 I have a therapist. Can you believe it? 599 00:42:55,372 --> 00:42:58,034 She says that I say things like that to distance myself... 600 00:42:58,208 --> 00:43:00,108 ...so I don't have to deal with anything. 601 00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:04,008 It has to do with some boring childhood trauma. Can I come in? 602 00:43:04,481 --> 00:43:06,005 Yeah. 603 00:43:09,553 --> 00:43:14,616 I told Superman that I just wanted to be friends... 604 00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:18,193 ...that there was someone else. And Dan and l... 605 00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:21,490 Look, Lois, if you came here to tell me that you and Dan... 606 00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:24,099 We're not gonna be seeing each other anymore. 607 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:31,006 Wait a minute. This isn't vacation-packing, is it? 608 00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:36,308 This is forever-packing. 609 00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:42,609 I was thinking of moving, but now I'm not so sure. 610 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,014 So, what were you gonna do? 611 00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:46,315 Slip out in the night and not tell me? 612 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:48,685 Send me a postcard from...? 613 00:43:49,927 --> 00:43:53,328 I'm distancing. I'm... I'm sorry. 614 00:43:55,232 --> 00:43:58,224 I didn't expect this, you leaving. 615 00:43:58,402 --> 00:44:02,236 Lois, you and I haven't exactly been getting along lately. 616 00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:05,398 - It's my fault. I should tell you... - Yeah, it's your fault. 617 00:44:06,543 --> 00:44:10,570 It's your fault and it's my fault. 618 00:44:10,748 --> 00:44:14,115 You know, we let ourselves get distracted... 619 00:44:14,918 --> 00:44:20,049 ...and we work too much, and we fight about silly things. 620 00:44:20,224 --> 00:44:24,320 And all because we're trying to hide from each other, and I'm sick of it. 621 00:44:25,529 --> 00:44:28,987 The only reason to hide is because we're scared. 622 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:32,602 - Of what? - Of the fact that we're partners... 623 00:44:33,303 --> 00:44:38,707 ...and best friends. And this. 624 00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:50,781 Clark, if you're gonna run away from this tell me now. 625 00:44:50,954 --> 00:44:53,514 I'm not gonna run, Lois. 626 00:44:54,291 --> 00:44:57,124 I'm ready to take the next step if you are. 627 00:45:02,332 --> 00:45:04,266 We seek the comfort of another. 628 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:07,632 Someone to shape and share the life we choose. 629 00:45:07,805 --> 00:45:12,606 To help us through the never-ending attempt to understand ourselves. 630 00:45:12,776 --> 00:45:17,679 And in the end, someone to comfort us along the way. 631 00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:20,578 For the Nature Station, I'm Marlin Pfinch Lupus... 632 00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:24,152 ... reminding you to stay.