0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,035 It's funny about this thing. 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,555 I look down at it every day... 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,678 ...and I'm almost surprised to see it there. 4 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,434 I think about what it means and about you. 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,319 And how long it took you to finally put it on. 6 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:19,959 Yeah, that too. 7 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,995 -We've been through a lot. -A lot? 8 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,789 Lois, salmon swimming upstream haven't had the mating troubles we've had. 9 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,359 Yeah. 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:34,116 Well, now we're just an old, almost-married couple. 11 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,875 And we'll be like this forever. You cooking, me watching. 12 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,712 What, you're never cooking? 13 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,871 It's not really something I do. 14 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,270 -I thought it was just lack of time. -No, no. 15 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,192 Lack of talent. 16 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:49,636 Well, I guess there's all kinds of things about you I still have to find out. 17 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:50,949 And me about you. 18 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:55,119 You don't have any really big surprises, do you? 19 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,956 -Did I mention the flying? -I only marry men who fly. 20 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,074 Hello. 21 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,073 Hi, Jimmy. 22 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,516 Yeah, I'm-- I'm kind of busy right now. 23 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,831 Yeah. Okay, fine. Fine, fine, fine. 24 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,319 Bye. 25 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,515 Jimmy says that we have to turn on Channel 6 right now. 26 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,672 Wait, I was just about to find out all this juicy stuff about you. 27 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,751 Tonight, a T op Copy exclusive. 28 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:36,754 We take you live to the home of Miss Leigh.Anne Stipanovic. 29 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,353 Yes, it's true. 30 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,273 I can remain silent no more. 31 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:46,275 I had Superman 's love child. 32 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,711 These years have been so hard, you know. 33 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,156 I mean, of course, we 've always hoped Superman might give us a little loan... 34 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,595 ... or something to help us get back on our feet. 35 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,070 But mostly I just want him... 36 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,192 ... to come see his boy. 37 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,635 Hey, hey. Hey. 38 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,950 T urn that trash off. 39 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,556 -You don't think there's a story here? -Jimmy, the story is the crazy times... 40 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,553 ...we live in when anybody can get media attention... 41 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,915 ...with a cock-and-bull story like that. 42 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:33,119 The Daily Planet, by the way, is not gonna waste one drop of ink on it. 43 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,748 Hey, C.K., what do you think, huh? 44 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,595 I mean, if I had Superman's powers, his looks... 45 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:43,036 ...tight pants, women falling all over me, I sure might be tempted too. 46 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,353 or not. 47 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,429 Probably not. It wouldn't be something I think about. 48 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,428 All right, can we get back to the news here? 49 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:56,798 The President of T anzor is in town for the signing of the peace treaty with Fostonia. 50 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,439 They've been enemies for a century. 51 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,989 There's die-hards on both sides that don't want the treaty signed. 52 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,151 That's why I want you and Lois on it. 53 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,676 Now, how's the engagement thing coming along, by the way? 54 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:10,276 You two must be happier than pigs in slop, huh? 55 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,197 oh, Lois. I was just saying how happy you two must be. 56 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,429 What? 57 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,957 I-- I'm sorry, chief. I just did-- Didn't-- Didn't sleep much last night. 58 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,599 Me, either. 59 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:25,274 Perry wants us to cover the President of Tanzor's arrival. 60 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,113 -Fine. -Lois, what do you think of that babe... 61 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,350 -...who said she had Superman's--? -Jimmy. 62 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,153 oh, babe? Is she a babe? 63 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,072 Clark, do you think she's a babe? 64 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,912 I don't know. I-- I barely noticed. 65 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,036 You didn't notice? Hello. 66 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:45,350 How could you possibly not notice? 67 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,869 You all right? 68 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,759 -Lois, we talked about this last night. -I know. 69 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:53,435 okay, so we'll cover the president's arrival, try to forget this whole thing-- 70 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,352 The story's as good as written. He arrives... 71 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,954 ...he waves, he says, "Peace is good," surprise, surprise. 72 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,633 It's not a good use of our time. 73 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,551 What might be a better use of our time? 74 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,713 Well, maybe we could, you know, check out this Leigh-Anne person. 75 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,313 No. Lois, Perry's right. 76 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,391 Covering it will just give her credibility. 77 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,438 -This whole thing will be over tomorrow. -See, I think that's naive. 78 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,636 I think our job is to expose her as a hoax. 79 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,473 You know, to prove to the world that-- That my fiance... 80 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:22,315 ...the man that I love, would-- Would never do what this woman said he did. 81 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,278 of course he wouldn't. I mean, l-- I didn't. 82 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,159 Lois, trust me, this whole thing is gonna die. 83 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,993 Yeah, and I'm gonna be the one to kill it. 84 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,308 Perfect. 85 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,950 David Nemeth? Extra's covering this? 86 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:48,669 Hi, Lois. Well, I've covered some tragedies before in my time, but this-- 87 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,637 oh, Jesus. 88 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:58,399 I forget. Which one of you kind people did I say was next? 89 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,357 Excuse me. Excuse me. Hello, I'm Lois Lane. 90 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,909 Lois Lane.... From the Daily Planet? 91 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,036 oh, come in. 92 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,872 I feel a woman should tell my story. 93 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,319 -I'll be right with you. -No, wait. 94 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,472 Just keep repeating to yourself. Hoax, hoax. 95 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,278 Hoax, hoax. Hoax, hoax. 96 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,431 -Mama, look. -Jesse, honey. 97 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,078 Excuse me. 98 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,797 Well? Well? 99 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,554 -I don't know. It's impossible. -lmpossible. Impossible? 100 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,109 Why do you keep saying everything twice? 101 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,916 Jesse, honey, help Mama pick these things up. 102 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,798 Hi, Jesse. 103 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,350 I'm Lois. I'm here to be your mom's friend so that... 104 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,398 ...she'll tell me the real true story about your life. 105 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,233 -I don't like you. -oh, come on. 106 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,834 -I'm sure you don't mean that. -Yes, I do. 107 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,356 -I see. -I like him. 108 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,152 Wow, he's usually so shy around strangers. 109 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,678 He's my pal. 110 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,716 Well, shall we begin? 111 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:11,229 -You wanna play in my room? -Sure. 112 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:16,355 So, Jesse, you're pretty strong. 113 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,076 How'd you get to be so strong? 114 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,158 You wanna play catch? 115 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,999 Gee. 116 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,718 And you're so fast too. 117 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,072 .We now bring you live coverage... -Yeah. 118 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,629 .... of the Metropolis Peace Conference. --with his flying around.... 119 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,791 We 're at the Tanzorian Consulate building... 120 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,633 ... where President Florio has just arrived. 121 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,553 Tomorrow he signs the peace treaty with Fostonia... 122 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,632 ... with whom his country has a long history of hostile relations. 123 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,358 He does that all the time. 124 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,193 Today's ceremonies include a welcome from federal... 125 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,148 ...and local government officials. At a meeting, the secretary.... 126 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,513 Stay back. 127 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,309 - There 's some kind of disturbance here. -Bad noise. 128 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,436 What noise, honey? I don't hear anything. 129 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,989 -Hold on now. -Lois, I'll be right back. 130 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,833 ..Secret Service people. Some of the bodyguards.... 131 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,390 Right this way, Mr. President. 132 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,112 Mr. President, are you all right? 133 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:40,114 Y e-- Y e-- Y es. Y es, one of my men acted very quickly, and-- And.... 134 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,317 Wh--? Where did he go? Where did he go? Where...? 135 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,791 Honey, he spoiled me something awful. 136 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:51,829 Cheese from France, and chocolate from Switzerland.... 137 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,436 of course, he can get to all those places in just two shakes, you know. 138 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,556 Ye-- Yes. I'm-- I'm familiar with that. 139 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,029 But I would just keep saying to him, "Super," I'd say-- 140 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,599 I called him Super. 141 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,957 "Super, honey, the gifts are nice, but I want you to love me... 142 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,394 ...Iike an ordinary man. " 143 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:07,959 And you know what he would do? 144 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,350 He would cook for me. 145 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,997 He--? He would cook for you? 146 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:19,234 Please, I beg you, don't ask about our intimate relations. 147 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:25,272 Suffice it to say, they don't call him Superman for nothing. 148 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:29,434 -Sugar, you okay? -Y es. Y es, I'm-- I'm fine. 149 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,160 I mean, I can understand if he's no longer in love with me. 150 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:35,471 A flame that burns so bright, only burns so long. 151 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,993 But I have my little boy to think about. 152 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:43,951 You know, in-- In fairness to Superman... 153 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:47,635 ...you haven't really offered any hard proof that he even knows you. 154 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,869 No? 155 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,636 What about... 156 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,439 ...this? 157 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,670 Now don't you go printing that. National Inquisitor and Tattle Tale Weekly... 158 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,229 ...they' re fighting for the rights of that thing. 159 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,955 It is unthinkable you failed today. 160 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,872 We didn't hire you for failure. 161 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:14,077 Now the old fool's canceled most of his public appearances. 162 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,679 But not all of them. 163 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,308 Fostonia is the historic enemy of my country. 164 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,152 There must be no peace treaty. 165 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:25,269 You are paying me to launch a nuclear missile from your country... 166 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,318 ...which will destroy the capital of Fostonia. 167 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:32,792 Who is going to sign a peace treaty? 168 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,996 But you need the launch codes. 169 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,832 And only our president has them... 170 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,070 ...and security around him has been tripled. 171 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:44,360 Well, then I'll just have to be a little more creative, won't l? 172 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,360 I'll get the damn launch codes... 173 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:51,513 ...as soon as I get my hands on a little super help. 174 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,115 Now, I know this is tough for you, Leigh.Anne... 175 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,350 ...but were you and Superman really in love? 176 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:07,752 oh, brother. Can you believe the whole country is running with this thing? 177 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,388 Still, these must've been tough years for you, though, huh? 178 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,438 It's so hard when your little boy turns to you and he says... 179 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,593 ... "Mama, why can I fly? 180 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:19,232 Why can I break steel bars over my head? 181 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,393 Why wasn 't I hurt when Uncle Luke shot me?" 182 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,120 You felt you just couldn 't keep this heartbreak to yourself. 183 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:29,671 Yes. My personal code of morality would let me cover for Superman no longer. 184 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,910 . You may quote me. - Well, this is television. 185 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,470 Lord help me, I pulled Lois off that peace conference to cover it. 186 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:39,269 -Lois, you got that Superman story yet? -I guess. 187 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,477 I know, honey, it's always demoralizing when one of our heroes falls. 188 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,073 You don't know the half of it. 189 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,959 You are aware there's a chance Superman didn't do this. 190 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,157 Now, Lois, you and l have been newspeople long enough... 191 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,357 ...to know that if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck... 192 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,114 ...tastes good with plum sauce, it is a duck. 193 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,714 -What's a duck? -I was just telling Lois she shouldn't let... 194 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:02,634 ...her friendship with Superman cloud her professional objectivity. 195 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,711 Why? Did she judge him and find him innocent? 196 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,950 Not exactly. The jury's deadlocked. 197 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,635 See, that's exactly why we shouldn't put people on pedestals. 198 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:15,033 But, you know, I guess even Superman's entitled to a checkered past. 199 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,160 -Lois-- -What'd you find on that kidnap attempt? 200 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,789 The T anzorians think it might be the work of a radical group inside their country. 201 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,234 I don't have a checkered past. 202 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,756 Perry's right, people shouldn't expect more from Superman than any other guy. 203 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,071 Pretty sophisticated work for a radical group. 204 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,800 Word is they may have hired that terrorist Anonymous. 205 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,393 I thought we put this behind us. 206 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,676 Your shadow's behind you, can't shake it. 207 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,354 I thought they kicked Anonymous out of the United States. 208 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,999 He may have kicked himself back in. 209 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,718 It's easy. He's a master of disguise. 210 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,075 No one's ever seen his face. No one knows his voice. 211 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,630 Lois, I can handle anyone else thinking what they wanna think about me... 212 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,758 -...but you can't tell me that you think-- -I don't know what I think. 213 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,317 What you do know is that I love you. 214 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,234 But what about before? 215 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,868 I mean, neither of us was born on the day we fell in love. 216 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,439 I guess I don't have the right... 217 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,830 ...to get upset about something that happened before. 218 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,958 But it upsets me. It really upsets me. 219 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,714 And everywhere I go, it's all I hear and it upsets me. 220 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,836 You mentioned that. 221 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:21,069 Lois, the thing is, I wouldn't lie to you. 222 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:25,154 See, the thing is, you did. Every day. For three years. 223 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,799 And... 224 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,197 ...then there's this. 225 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,755 The guys in the photo lab assure me it's authentic. 226 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,433 Do you have any idea how many thousands of people I pose with? 227 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,309 Do you have any idea how many toddlers can balance a sofa on their pinkie finger? 228 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:45,829 Look, l' m tired, and l' m pretty emotional, and I just-- I'm gonna go home and pace. 229 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,752 -okay, fine. Then we can-- -Alone. 230 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:52,674 I'm sorry. I just need to clear my head. 231 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,433 Jimmy. 232 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,390 Boy, I must be in trouble if the cavalry's here. 233 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,355 -Hi, sweetie. -Hi. 234 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,397 -Are you okay? -Fine. 235 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,836 We never watch those tabloid shows. Hello, boy. But the Smallville Press... 236 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,719 ... has turned its whole front page over to Superman's love child. 237 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,553 -I do not have a love child. -of course you don't. 238 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,790 -It's an impossibility. -It's laughable, really. 239 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,554 Laughable? Guys, come on, I mean.... 240 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,553 I have dated. 241 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,754 No, no. What we mean is, we raised you to be responsible. 242 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,388 If anything did occur, you'd live up to your obligations. 243 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,028 If you say this woman is not the mother of your child... 244 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,794 ...she's not the mother of your child. It's just laughable. 245 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,279 -How's Lois? -Not laughing. 246 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,635 oh, well, of course she'd be bewildered by all this. 247 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,597 You just have to expect that. 248 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,318 Well, you know Lois. 249 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,119 She wants an explanation for everything. 250 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,078 And the only explanation I can give her on this whole thing... 251 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,912 ...is I don't know. 252 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,390 Mom, how old was l when I started lifting couches? 253 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:27,109 oh, gosh, honey, I think it was junior high before you did any serious lifting. 254 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,998 And then it was rarely furniture. 255 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,913 You usually leaned towards kitchen appliances. 256 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,559 The freezer, I think. 257 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,756 Well, maybe this kid's not even from Earth. 258 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:39,595 Maybe I'm not the only person from Krypton here. I.... 259 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,990 -Help me out here. -Clark.... 260 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:46,353 Clark, don't make yourself crazy. There's no truth in this. 261 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:50,479 So, what are you guys saying? That I should just sit back and do nothing? 262 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,993 of course not. 263 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:56,233 We're here to support you and fight this little hussy with everything we've got. 264 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,153 -Mom. -Well. 265 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,790 Son, science is on your side. 266 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,235 The answer is simple. It's DNA. 267 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,115 DNA test? 268 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,675 They want Jesse to take a DNA test. 269 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:18,470 And that is exactly why you need me and my law firm, Miss Stipanovic. 270 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:22,553 Son, could you possibly loosen your grip on Uncle Donald's leg. 271 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,991 Son. Spunky, isn't he? 272 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,950 Well, maybe I should hire you, Mr. Rafferty. 273 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,430 Up until now my cousin Bobby Bob, he's been handling all my legal affairs. 274 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,636 But he's still in correspondence law school. 275 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,268 They haven't mailed him the chapter on blood stuff, yet. 276 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,194 And Jesse does seem to have taken a shine to you. 277 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,793 Yes. 278 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,839 Mr. Rafferty, as you can see, that test is for later today. 279 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:57,197 Now, isn't there some sort of writ or judge-type thing... 280 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,112 ...you can do, just to delay it, you know? 281 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,954 My dear, you have nothing to worry about. 282 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:06,318 -Son, the grip, I'm losing all feeling. -Uncle Donald, wanna play with my frog? 283 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:10,155 The test will either show that Superman is the father or not. 284 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,116 And how is that last one a good thing? 285 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:17,432 oh, well, I will bring in opposing experts to argue that the DNA tests... 286 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:22,037 ...are inconclusive or contaminated or the result of tampering... 287 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,918 ...or part of a conspiracy. 288 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,753 -ls that legal? -My dear, it's the backbone... 289 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,273 ...of the entire legal system. 290 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,072 But we won't have to worry about that, will we... 291 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:36,119 ...because the little tyke is the son of Superman, isn't he? 292 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,312 of course. Y eah. 293 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,517 It-- It's just that my family doesn't do so well on tests. 294 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,039 So cute. How old is he? 295 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,756 Superhero! Superzero! 296 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,751 Superhero! Superzero! 297 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,150 Superhero! Superzero! 298 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,356 Superhero! Superzero! 299 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,314 -Superhero! Super.. -Superman. 300 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,710 -Superman. -Are you really the father? 301 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,678 okay, okay. okay. 302 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,916 All of you know me and what I stand for. 303 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,038 And what I won't stand for. 304 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,873 I've always tried to protect the weak and the helpless. 305 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,792 And that's why I'm here today. 306 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,157 T o protect this little boy from any more of this. 307 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,073 Look, it's Jesse and Leigh-Anne. 308 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,917 All right. Please, please. Back up. 309 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,197 Back up. We're here for the truth and not for publicity. 310 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,955 Hello. Hello, everyone. Hello. 311 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,192 Look, angel, say hello to all the nice people. 312 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,270 Perry told me to cover this. I hate it as much as you do. 313 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:48,194 The irony is there's really only been one woman in my life. 314 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,510 And she's wearing a ring. 315 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,749 Honey. 316 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,592 I cannot stop myself. 317 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,958 As much as you've shunned me, I still have love in my heart for you. 318 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,953 oh, look, angel. Lookit, this is Daddy. 319 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,918 -Miss Stipanovic, please. -oh, darling, don't you be so formal. 320 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,675 You weren't in your love letters, which I'm reading tonight on Nightline. 321 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,638 -Go away. I don't like you. -Hey, what are you doing? 322 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,390 I don't like them. 323 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:33,510 Sometimes it's hard, isn't it, being different? 324 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,471 Sometimes it's scary. 325 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,599 And sometimes you get mad... 326 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,674 ...and it'd be easy to hurt people because you're so strong. 327 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,879 But, see... 328 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:56,074 ...the cool thing is that-- Is that we can do good for people... 329 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,470 ...and most people, Jesse.... 330 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,074 Most people are good. 331 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,755 Even those crazy ones outside. 332 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,233 So... 333 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,198 -...any questions? -Are you my daddy? 334 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,878 Hello, Superman. Jesse. 335 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,429 We obviously won't be drawing blood from you. 336 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,990 I take it Jesse's skin is also impervious to puncture? 337 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,914 Yes. Though why that is, l-- I have no idea. 338 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,554 No, really. I have no idea. 339 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,313 You said you can do DNA test with hair follicles, correct? 340 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,152 That's right. 341 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,116 I talked to Jesse, and he's agreed to do the same thing. 342 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,870 Excellent. 343 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,433 We'll do our best to rush the tests along, Superman. 344 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,151 The results will be quite definitive. 345 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,112 Incontrovertible, really. 346 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,833 That's great. 347 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,797 And I can expect the results when? 348 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:03,511 Based on what I suspect to be the complexity of your cell structure... 349 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,836 ...four to five months. A year, tops. 350 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,399 What? 351 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,392 Hi, this is Clark Kent. I'm not here. 352 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,994 But leave a message and I'll get right back to you. 353 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,958 Mr. Kent, this is Leigh.Anne Stipanovic. 354 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,839 I know you 're a friend of Superman 's.... 355 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:27,035 Please tell him it's urgent. I'll meet him in Courthouse Park today... 356 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:31,512 ...at 3:00, okay? Thank you so much. 357 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,637 Mama, where do you want this? 358 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:39,588 -Jesse, put that freezer down. -okay. 359 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,909 -Hello. -Miss Stipanovic? 360 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,508 This is Superman. 361 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,240 I feel badly about today and would like to clear things up. 362 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:52,473 Could you meet me in Courthouse Park at 3:00? I'd appreciate it. 363 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,393 okay. 364 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,309 -l' m glad we' re finally talking about this. -Yeah. 365 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,391 -You first. -Leigh-Anne... 366 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,830 ...what is it exactly that you want? 367 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,877 What every mother wants. 368 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,359 A future for her son. 369 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,196 And that's commendable, but he's your son, not mine. 370 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,160 Do you have any idea what raising Jesse's been like? 371 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,156 Before I got pregnant, I had prospects. You probably don't know this... 372 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,073 ...but I was a runner-up in the Junior Miss Stenographer pageant. 373 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,311 -I didn't know that. -I had my sights set... 374 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,994 ...on being a Star Search spokesmodel. 375 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,479 But now, that's just a dream. 376 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:43,116 Leigh-Anne, a lot of people work and raise a child. 377 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,032 Jesse's not just any child. 378 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,312 And since he got... 379 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,596 ...the way he is I just.... 380 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,320 I can't keep him in clothes because he grows so fast. 381 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:59,432 Can't keep a roof above our heads because he just-- He wrecks every place. 382 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:05,357 I can't keep a job because no daycare center will have him. 383 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,834 Well, I'd like to help, if I could. But how? 384 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,390 Well, you're a big celebrity. How do you think? 385 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,390 Leigh-Anne, I don't have money. 386 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,950 I don't have credit cards or a shoebox full of cash. 387 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,680 Does this look like the wardrobe of a rich man? 388 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,675 oh, dear, my attorney said I'd have to file a lawsuit. 389 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,832 Well, then it would be a lawsuit based on a lie. 390 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,079 -I don't think I see your point. -Look. 391 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,038 There's still time to get out of all this before Jesse gets hurt. 392 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,078 Hurt him? I'm helping him. 393 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,232 We have a book offer. We have a Movie of the Week deal. 394 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,790 There's a kids' clothing company that wants to do a Jesse line. 395 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:51,111 I can give him the kind of life I never could have dreamed of. 396 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,316 I see the way people are making money out there. 397 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,391 Who am l? The last Girl Scout? 398 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,039 I don't think so. 399 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,958 I'm sorry that you feel this way. 400 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,429 I thought you called me because you changed your mind. 401 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,115 -Me call you? You called me. -No, you left a message for me... 402 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,872 -...with Clark Kent. -No, I did not. 403 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,949 -What's going on here? -Where's Jesse? 404 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,348 Jesse! Jesse! 405 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,192 He was with Rafferty when you left him? 406 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:20,511 Yes. Mr. Rafferty said he was gonna babysit and now they're gone. 407 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,477 Jesse! 408 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:32,156 My God, if anything happens to Jesse.... 409 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,118 -Any clues? -No. 410 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,549 okay, ma'am, let's see if I have this right. 411 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,073 You return home... 412 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,152 ...Iook around, see your furniture turned over... 413 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,196 ...windows unopened... 414 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,272 ...and you looked in the back, and up in there. 415 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,190 You might wanna check this out. I'm not sure what it is. 416 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,719 Some guys in a news van saw Rafferty drive off a couple of hours ago. 417 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,438 Nobody thought anything of it. 418 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,750 Why would he do that? 419 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,195 Extortion, probably. 420 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,113 Leigh-Anne, we' re gonna get Jesse back for you. 421 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,475 This is all my fault. 422 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,997 This is all my fault. 423 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,912 It's strange. 424 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,189 I mean, he's not my son... 425 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,192 ...but I do feel close to him. 426 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:46,273 In a way that's.... It's just a way I can't explain. 427 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:51,591 Maybe it's because you lived what he's living. 428 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,079 or maybe it's because you're the most caring person I ever met. 429 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,352 And the most honest. 430 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,993 I amaze myself sometimes. 431 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,436 I'm so used to having to track down the truth. 432 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,879 Always thinking that things aren't what they appear to be. 433 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:21,837 I forget sometimes that the truth is just staring me right in the face. 434 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,272 And the truth is...? 435 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,831 The truth is what you tell me. 436 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,231 And what I tell you. 437 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,156 Because that's the kind of relationship we have. 438 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,833 Lois... 439 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,351 ...the best day of my life was the day that you found out... 440 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,039 ...that I was Superman. 441 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:53,353 It meant no more secrets. 442 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,400 I am done hiding things from you. 443 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,273 I know. 444 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,194 I guess I'm just still getting used to that. 445 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,999 Come on. 446 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,112 I don't wanna play that. I wanna play this. 447 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,556 We're almost in. 448 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,679 Tanzor's missile system has a highly sophisticated web of alarms... 449 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,310 ...and shunts that must be handled with utmost care. 450 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,198 Hey, kid, put that down. 451 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:33,679 I want Mommy. 452 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:38,516 Mommy is still at the toy store buying you lots of surprises. 453 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:43,117 So we just have to wait a few more minutes, okay? 454 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,872 -Throw me the ball. -okay. 455 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,350 -Here it comes. -No, kid. No! 456 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,589 Missile launch sequence activated. 457 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,954 -l' m in. -What? 458 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,313 -oh, that's wonderful. -Now all you need are the launch codes. 459 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,517 And we'll have them. Well, that was excellent work, my boy. 460 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,752 -Excellent work. -Yeah, well, don't bother thanking me. 461 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,399 Just send the cash. 462 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,199 Good luck with the kid. He was starting to give me a headache. 463 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,193 Really? Then by all means, take two of these. 464 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,677 Check's in the mail. 465 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,436 okay, thank you. 466 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,751 Well, that's it. There's no Donald Rafferty at any law firm in Metropolis. 467 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,593 -He's faking more than his law degree. -What do you mean? 468 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,911 The forensic report just came back on the stuff you found at Leigh-Anne's. 469 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,275 It sure has a distinctive smell. 470 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,113 only to a super nose. 471 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,319 Anyway, it's the same kind of putty used by professional makeup artists. 472 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,552 or masters of disguise. Like that master of disguise... 473 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,870 ...rumored to be in Metropolis for the peace conference. 474 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,508 Anonymous. You don't think he has Jesse? 475 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,434 Excuse me. I hate to be a bother but l just can't sit home. Is there any news? 476 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,553 -Nothing that we can confirm. -But everyone's looking for him. 477 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,711 Especially Superman. Excuse me. 478 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,348 C.K., I got news. Three listings for Ding-Dong Motels. 479 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,078 -Joplin, Missouri. -Never been there. 480 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,559 -What? -Nothing. Go on. 481 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,280 Lincoln, Nebraska and Traverse City, Michigan. 482 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,796 Traverse City? Isn't that where an airliner almost went down about a year ago? 483 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:23,830 Y eah, big electrical storm. Superman kept the plane from crashing. 484 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,438 Leigh-Anne, let me ask you. 485 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,433 Were you and Jesse on a plane over Michigan about a year ago? 486 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,034 -What? -That plane nearly crashed, didn't it? 487 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,748 Well, yeah. 488 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,469 You were sitting over the left-wing window seat? 489 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,110 Jesse was by the window. It was his first time flying. 490 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,439 Superman rescued that plane. 491 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,109 And then he took pictures with some of the passengers. 492 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,679 outside of the motel. 493 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,037 Well, I really ain't worth much, am l? 494 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:58,235 Leigh-Anne, there's no question what you did was really wrong. 495 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,995 But anybody can see how much you love your little boy. 496 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:06,674 If Superman presses charges, they could take Jesse away from me. 497 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,839 I'm sure Superman thinks you've learned your lesson. 498 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,151 That'd be my guess. 499 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,429 Excuse me. 500 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,159 Clark, that electrical storm. A lightning bolt must have-- 501 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,437 Hit me and transferred part of my powers through the plane to Jesse. 502 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,514 only other time it's happened is when I'm touching someone, but obviously.... 503 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,315 I was wondering why I felt so close to him, Lois. Now I know. 504 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,671 I'm responsible for the way he is. 505 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,479 -What you gonna say to him? -oh, look. 506 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,876 -I'm tired. -Quit your incessant com-- 507 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,948 You can take a nap when we get home, okey-dokey? 508 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:18,036 After our game, we'll have ice cream and candy and jellybeans. 509 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,429 okay. 510 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,437 You're next. Remember how we play this game? 511 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,392 Hug. 512 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,748 one more time, Mr. President. 513 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:03,755 I insist you give me your nation's nuclear launch codes. 514 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,558 Pretty please? 515 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,278 You are a crazy person. 516 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,751 Do what you want to me. 517 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,310 But there will be peace between Tanzor and Fostonia. 518 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,391 Now, don't get me wrong. 519 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,552 I couldn't care less about your little peace treaty. 520 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,554 It's just that I'm being paid handsomely to level your opposition. 521 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,474 Well, well, well. 522 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,359 Much as I love doing things the hard way... 523 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,991 ...perhaps I'll have better luck doing things the easy way. 524 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,716 Truth serum. 525 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,359 -No. -Yes. 526 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,956 -No, no. -oh, yeah. 527 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,471 Anonymous obviously has Jesse completely under his control. 528 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,712 There must be something on this tape that can help us. 529 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,191 -Listen. -Red choo-choo. 530 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,510 -I don't hear anything. -I do. 531 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,717 Just before Jesse flew off with the president, he said something. 532 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,519 He said, "Red choo-choo. " 533 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,159 Red choo-choo? 534 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,359 Well, I don't speak kid, but, I mean, wouldn't you think that meant train? 535 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,670 Red train. Maybe they're leaving by train? 536 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,673 Maybe Anonymous has him stashed at a train yard. 537 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,515 That's a shot. I'll check every train and train yard on the coast. 538 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,238 I'll call you, bye. 539 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,030 Miss Lane. Miss Lane. 540 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,839 Dr. Klein, he's got some news. Where's Mr. Kent? 541 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,639 He's helping Superman look for Jesse. We think we got a lead. 542 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,235 oh, thank you, God. 543 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,789 Dr. Klein, I already know the DNA results and right now-- 544 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,838 Listen, please. As I was analyzing Jesse's hair sample... 545 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,993 ...I noticed that its molecular structure varied throughout the strand. 546 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,549 Apparently, there's been a gradual, yet steady-- 547 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,190 It's easier if I show you. 548 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,758 This end is about a year old. 549 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,836 Now, this part is much newer. 550 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,593 So, what are you saying? Jesse's losing his super powers? 551 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,557 I'm afraid so. 552 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:15,393 Well, Superman said that the transfer wasn't perfect... 553 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,198 ...so maybe the results are temporary. 554 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:22,115 At the rate that he is changing, and with this final exertion.... 555 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:26,956 Miss Lane, Jesse may be no safer right now than an ordinary child. 556 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,678 -oh, God. -Leigh-Anne... 557 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,671 ...we think we know where Jesse is. 558 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,479 Before he left with the president he said, "Red choo-choo. " 559 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,029 Right now, Superman is flying over all the train yards-- 560 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,033 But that might not be the place. Choo-choo is his word for train... 561 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,997 ...but it's also his word for smokestacks. 562 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,230 -Smokestacks? -Y es, they remind him... 563 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,119 ...of old steam engines, so he uses the same word for both. 564 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,989 If Clark comes back, tell him to meet me at the old Metro-Chem plant. 565 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,470 -What? -Tell him to look for a big smokestack. 566 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,315 -Fif-- Fifteen alpha. -Fifteen alpha. 567 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:03,991 -Twenty-six omega. -Twenty-six omega. 568 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:08,631 -Forty-two sigma. -Forty-two sigma. 569 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,588 oh, what? 570 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,749 oh, what? 571 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,273 -oh, my-- -oh, what? 572 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,000 Oh, my papa 573 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,755 -To me he was so wonderful -No, no. Stop. Numbers. 574 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,638 -Stop that. No singing. -Oh, my.. 575 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,712 Oh, my papa 576 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,474 -To me he was so.... -Hey. Hey. Hey, no sing-- 577 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,835 Numbers. Mr. President. 578 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,230 Hey. Hey, hey, numbers. 579 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,597 What is go--? I'm getting frustrated really bad. 580 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,830 oh, God. 581 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,759 Stop it. 582 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,671 -Uncle Donald. -Jesse. 583 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,195 Sixty-one epsilon. 584 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,270 Uncle Donald. 585 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,749 Not now, kid. I am busy. 586 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,992 -Nine delta. -Nine delta! 587 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,038 I'll have the blue cheese on the salad, Miss.... 588 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,636 -Launch codes verified. -Uncle Donald. 589 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,632 Jackpot! 590 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,113 The system is armed, the missiles are ready to launch. 591 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,989 Stand up, back away from the computer. 592 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,632 okay. 593 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,518 -Now what? -Get down on your knees. 594 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,593 Don't move. I know how to use this thing. 595 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,994 -What's going on here? -Fostonia goes boom. 596 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,157 -Boom. -Yeah. 597 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,437 Kid, you wanna see really big fireworks? 598 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,194 Jesse, come here, honey. 599 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,511 -Just press that button for a big boom. -oh, cool. 600 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,911 No, Jesse, don't. Those aren't fireworks. That's a bad thing. 601 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,310 Auntie Lois will buy you some candy... 602 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,799 -...if you don't push it. -Yeah. 603 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,713 No, no. A big boom is better than candy. Push it, kid. 604 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,713 No, Auntie Lois will buy you a big sofa to lift. 605 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,475 A-- A sectional. You don't wanna push that button, do you? 606 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,269 -Yeah. -oh, no, Jesse, don't. 607 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,238 Boy, you're a regular Mr. Rogers, aren't you? 608 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,076 It's.... It's no use. 609 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:24,593 It can't be stopped. 610 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,716 Where's the boom? I want the boom. 611 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,189 -Shut up, kid. -Jesse. 612 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,999 -Jesse, Auntie Lois needs some help. -You're bad. 613 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,037 Yeah, so what? 614 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,793 Well, what do you know. 615 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:43,158 The little superkid isn't so super anymore, is he? 616 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,719 Pity. 617 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,993 No. 618 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,349 No. 619 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,476 Balorium phosphide. 620 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,200 It devours oxygen as it rises. 621 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,876 And now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a fee to collect. 622 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,430 Superman. 623 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,752 Superman. 624 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,672 Superman. Superman. 625 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,198 It's okay, Jesse. Everything's gonna be all right. 626 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,670 Help me, Superman. 627 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,916 Excuse me. Have any of you seen a young boy or a European gentleman? 628 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,629 -They would be with another man. -I think they just got on the last bus. 629 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,153 It was heading downtown. 630 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,193 Thank you. 631 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,639 Anonymous, I take it. 632 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,633 Superman. Finally we meet face-to-face. 633 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,716 -So to speak. -Where are they? 634 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,438 Superman. 635 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,959 Why, they' re.... They' re.... Hey, hey, hey. 636 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,117 -Hey, that hurts. -I'll deal with you later. 637 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,034 Let's get you out of here. 638 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,715 There's no time. There's a nuclear warhead headed for Fostonia. Look. 639 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,111 You'll never make it around the world in time. 640 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,111 Around the world. You're right. 641 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,799 Missile impact. 642 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,078 We ought to send a copy to Anonymous. 643 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,312 Give him some meaty jail-time reading. 644 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,639 Clark, we just nailed the biggest story of the year. Gloat. 645 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,556 Yeah, that's great. I mean, really, it's great. 646 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,553 -But? -I can't seem to find the big story... 647 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:17,392 ...that completely exonerates Superman. 648 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,437 It's there. Page 53. 649 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,591 Fifty.three? 650 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,234 No, there. 651 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,960 Right between the obituaries and the auction notices. 652 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,678 -Great. -You know what they say... 653 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,150 ...in journalism school, exoneration doesn't sell papers. 654 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,719 Hey y'all. 655 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,033 We just wanted to come by and say thank you... 656 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,353 ...and ask if you could thank Superman for us too... 657 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,114 ...and tell him, you know, that I'm-- I'm sorry l-- 658 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,910 Come on, you two, one more smile for the camera. 659 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,595 oh, no. We are 1 00 percent through with fame and fortune. 660 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,116 Yeah, Jesse's going back to kindergarten, and I'm enrolled in beauty school. 661 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,555 He's back to normal, and that's all I want for us. 662 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,475 Until I win the lottery. Thank you, both. 663 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:00,868 Again. 664 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,232 -Bye-bye. -Bye-bye, pal. 665 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:08,397 Hey, don't be surprised if Superman drops by for a visit. 666 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,792 -See you later. -Bye-bye. 667 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,228 So, what about us? 668 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,516 Are we going back to being normal? 669 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,355 -Well, whatever normal is for us. -Well, let's see. 670 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,752 Before we were interrupted, I was just starting to really enjoy being engaged. 671 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,554 -Y eah, so was l. -So, what's normal for a woman... 672 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:32,234 ...happily engaged to a really cute guy? 673 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,238 oh, I know. 674 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,471 Can you hold a moment, please? 675 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,915 Lois, everybody's watching. 676 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,353 Yeah. 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