0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:05,279 -I can't believe it's next week. -I know. 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,479 Is this the absolute total final guest count? 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:09,868 Funny you should mention that... 4 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,871 ...because I ran into an old friend last night. 5 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:14,110 -Who? -Lana Lang. 6 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,630 Oh, an old girlfriend. 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,268 -You're getting that sound in your voice. -What sound? 8 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,750 But any second, claws are gonna pop out of your fingers. 9 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,433 I'm gonna have to get you a saucer of milk. 10 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,589 Meow. 11 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,910 She's not worth it. We dated in high school. 12 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,834 Oh, a Smallville girl here in the big city. And...? 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,797 And I told her I was getting married. 14 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,269 Smart. And she was...? 15 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,556 She was really happy for me. 16 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,950 So happy she'd like to come to the wedding? 17 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,439 How did you know? 18 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,239 -How did she take it? -What? 19 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,152 When you said no. 20 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,836 -Clark? -Well, you have to know Lana. 21 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,434 No. No, I don't, interestingly enough. 22 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,717 She's kind of insistent, sort of just steamrolls through things... 23 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,438 ...so I didn't say she could come... 24 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,319 -...she sort of said she could come. -Let me get this straight. 25 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,916 You're Superman. And your high school girlfriend can push you around. 26 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,640 -Oh, God. I-- -Help! Help! The bank's being robbed! 27 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,519 -Speaking of Superman.... -Go. We'll finish this at the office. 28 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,717 -Okay. -Hey, be careful. 29 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,430 -What happened? -Some rocket came through the window. 30 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,953 Set off gas. 31 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,518 Hi, Lois. Remember me? 32 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,792 No, l-- 33 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,029 How about now? 34 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:38,874 It's a private joke. 35 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:46,717 Lois, after all we meant to each other, I'm still not ringing any bells? 36 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,592 This guy comes in with big guns, starts shooting up the place. 37 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,479 -He took gold and jewels. -Where did he go? 38 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:02,436 I suppose time travel can be a real brain drain. 39 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,268 Care to drop your things and step into the sled here? 40 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,757 Step on or be carried, makes no difference to me. 41 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,590 It's always something. 42 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,151 If I were you, I'd put that gun down and work on my manners. 43 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,268 Really. Why? 44 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,032 Lois? Lois! 45 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,032 Lois! 46 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,791 Miss Lane? 47 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,799 My name is Wells, Herbert George Wells. 48 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,394 Actually, we've met but I doubt you'd remember. 49 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,039 You're the second person to say that to me. 50 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,475 What is going on, is this some kind of...? 51 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,712 Did you say Herbert George? 52 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,918 H.G. Wells. 53 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,150 The writer who died a long time ago. 54 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,709 Oh, my God, I'm dead. 55 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,438 -No, no, no. -What do you mean, "no"? 56 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,636 I'm looking at my grave with a dead writer. 57 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:43,554 Miss Lane, I assure you, you are very much alive and so am l. 58 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,395 Let's sit. Please. 59 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,713 Careful. 60 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,072 Now I'm going to tell you something. 61 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:06,274 And as I do, you will begin to remember, like a dream recalled. 62 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:10,035 Now close your eyes and let the images unspool. 63 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,518 We met on an extraordinary adventure. 64 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,752 Before I was this elderly gentleman you see before you... 65 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,911 ...I was a time traveler. 66 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,674 And I had journeyed into the future... 67 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:28,037 ...seeking utopia, but found instead T empus. 68 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:32,591 A violent psychotic with a bitter hatred for Superman. 69 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,718 He tried to kill Clark Kent as a baby... 70 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,950 ...hoping to change future history. 71 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,031 And you stopped him. 72 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,152 I remember. 73 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,279 You're H.G. Wells. I know you. 74 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,476 But you're.... 75 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,197 I don't wanna be rude, but you're a little-- 76 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,874 Older. Seventeen years. 77 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,429 The me you met was from 1 899. 78 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,672 The me you now see before you is from 1916. 79 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,758 -ls it okay if I get a headache? -That's quite all right. 80 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:08,390 After our escapade, Tempus escaped and built his own time machine. 81 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,391 He did something rather unique with it. 82 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,516 Here, let me show you. 83 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,478 -It's Metropolis. -Look closer. 84 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:25,792 Is it not more dirty than clean, more dark than light? 85 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,868 -ls this the future? -Oh, no. Very much the present. 86 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,595 But an alternate present. 87 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,393 "President Heston"? 88 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,949 Charlton Heston is President? 89 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,111 What is this place? 90 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,840 -A parallel dimension. -What? 91 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,471 A second Metropolis, a sibling reality coexisting with our own... 92 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,837 ... hidden from us by a curtain of space, now parted. 93 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,275 A thousand details alike, 94 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,159 and a thousand as different as the infinite choices in a moment. 95 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,074 So in plain English... 96 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,312 ...Ben-Hur is President and I'm worm food. 97 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,193 I'm getting married next week. Why does this happen to me? 98 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,037 No. But I told him that he wasn't gonna be there. 99 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,509 Do I wanna know why so many people are wearing guns... 100 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,352 ...or is that just gonna upset me more? 101 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,637 Well, from what little I can gather, people are frightened, cynical... 102 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:24,032 ...have no faith society can protect them. That, and a certain someone... 103 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,670 ...is making firearms affordable and attractive. 104 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,435 -And that's not the worst part. -I know. 105 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,635 Who is this "enemy"? 106 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,632 What is he after, why'd he put us here? 107 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,552 Like you, I was kidnapped and dropped here... 108 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,392 ...without a clue as to why. 109 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,353 Well, if this place is the same but different... 110 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,033 ...maybe there's a Clark here. 111 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,953 -And if there's a Clark.... -There's a Superman. 112 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,353 How do you score this kind of swag? There's not a cop after you? 113 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,158 Not a bank with your picture in it? 114 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,430 Major Domo, can you keep a secret? 115 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:01,319 -Sure. -I have an inter-dimensional transport. 116 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,152 Right here in this building actually. 117 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,392 And every day I pop out of this universe into an alternate one... 118 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,596 ...take what I need, and then zip back here... 119 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,194 ...where I'm not wanted for so much as jaywalking. 120 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:20,988 Cretins. 121 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:24,118 Oh, Mr. Tempus, you kill me, I swear. 122 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,396 If there's anybody funnier in this whole world.... 123 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,232 It's no wonder you wanna be on the TV. 124 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,994 No, I don't wanna be on TV to entertain, Major Domo. 125 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,516 Anymore than I want people to know that I own this television station. 126 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,672 You see, TV is power. 127 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,718 The power to lull, to pacify. 128 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:44,839 And then when all eyes are glazed and all minds are jelly... 129 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,911 ...the power to take. 130 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,753 The power to hold the world in your fist. 131 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,037 Which is exactly what I intend to do when I'm elected mayor. 132 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,879 -Yes? -Wells and Lane have linked up. 133 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,917 Looking very buddy-buddy. 134 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,992 -Where are they going? -Looks like the Daily Planet. 135 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,390 No doubt in search of a superhero. 136 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,437 I love predictable behavior. 137 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,918 Clark's gotta be going out of his mind. 138 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,833 -Come on, hand it over. -All right, here you go. 139 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,877 We have got to get back. 140 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,474 Our only hope is to get Tempus' machine. 141 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,629 To that end... 142 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,951 ...I have begun piecing something together out of odds and ends. 143 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,509 Now, it's not finished, but if I can get it to work... 144 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:36,468 ...it should home in on the flux capacitor of Tempus' dimensional transport... 145 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,517 ...assuming it has one. 146 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,309 Well, at least this world isn't completely nuts. 147 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,471 There may even be some hope. 148 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,313 More than hope. 149 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:53,029 Clark! Clark, over here, it's me! 150 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,555 -Go get them, Ma! -Come back here! 151 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,355 Get away! 152 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,397 Well, things can't be all bad. Come on. 153 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:20,554 If he's anything like my Clark, he'll be back inside making some lame excuse. 154 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,196 Who's been messing with my poster? 155 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,159 That's not my tie. That's not my coat. 156 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:30,472 And that hair, I look like a Malvolian Dan Rather. 157 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,154 All right, now. Speak up. 158 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,118 -Who messed with my poster? -The closer we get to the bullpen... 159 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,952 ...the more familiar things get. 160 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,031 Who turned me into a pretty boy here? 161 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,792 I did. 162 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,557 Mr. Olsen. 163 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,870 The polls have showed you're skewing a little old. 164 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,951 So I had a talk with your campaign manager... 165 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,917 ...and we decided to run this new poster. 166 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,150 -I like it. -Yes, sir. 167 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,912 But Mr. Olsen-- 168 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:58,755 -I don't believe this. -I'm just an old Memphis word stringer... 169 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,114 ...and that ain't me. 170 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,551 It's a better you, all right? 171 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,711 It's a younger you. 172 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,950 When you jumped into this race, you were way ahead... 173 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,553 ...and I wanna keep you there. 174 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,676 My paper has a lot on the line for you, White. 175 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:12,909 Oh, my God. 176 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,549 Oh, my God. 177 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,958 Lois! Is that you, honey? 178 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,951 -It's me. -I don't know how this could be. 179 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:27,479 I don't care. I'm happier than a preacher in a month of Sundays. 180 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,476 Where have you been? 181 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,358 Honey, what happened to your hair? 182 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,717 -Oh, well, l-- -Miss Lane? James Olsen. 183 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,269 -Hi. -Hi. 184 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,311 Mr. Olsen is our new owner. 185 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,955 -Owner. Really? -Y es. 186 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,792 A whiz kid of the computer world. 187 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,599 Decided to roll the dice on our rag. 188 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:51,389 White talks about you all the time. He said you disappeared in the Congo? 189 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,437 The Congo. 190 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,874 The gun-running story... 191 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,074 ...three years ago. Right, I did. 192 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,159 -For a while, but-- -Lois. 193 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,596 I must've sent an army of people over there looking for you, honey. 194 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,514 -What happened? -What happened is.... 195 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,313 I'm fine. Obviously. 196 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,597 -Thanks to my friend here, Mr. Wells. -Hello. 197 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,749 He...runs a mission. 198 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,958 You were in a mission for three years? 199 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,519 I was sick. 200 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,557 -Too sick to make a phone call? -Coma. 201 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,598 Absolutely incapacitated. 202 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,239 Just came out of it yesterday. 203 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,631 First thing she said to me was, "Herbie, get me to the Planet. " 204 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,792 -Naturally, I wondered what planet. -Clark? 205 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,669 -Then she explained to me-- -Oh, Clark, I am so glad to see you. 206 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,671 You and Superman. 207 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,995 Excuse me, miss. But who are you and what's Superman? 208 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,350 Clark, who's this? 209 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,919 I have no idea. 210 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,799 Well, I guess she knows you. So she ought to know me. 211 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,355 I'm Lana Lang, Mr. Kent's fiancee. 212 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,433 And you are...? 213 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,469 I-- 214 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:21,191 Lois Lane. And still a bit feverish I'm afraid, aren't you, my dear? 215 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,677 -l-- I guess. -Excuse us, please. 216 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,759 What? Come on, honey. I don't even know who that was. 217 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,837 He doesn't know me. 218 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:35,198 This is obviously one of a series of dreadful shocks for you, my dear. 219 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,634 But why? 220 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,917 The Lois Lane of this dimension must've died... 221 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,150 ...before Clark came to Metropolis. 222 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,788 Then there's no Superman. He didn't even know who that was. 223 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,394 -Oh, my. -Well, it doesn't matter. 224 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,552 We don't belong here. The only way we'll get back is with super-help. 225 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,870 -You have a plan? -But first I need an excuse... 226 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,395 ...to team up with Clark Kent. 227 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,279 And we're meeting my parents at 7... 228 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,874 ...to go over the final guest list. 229 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,678 Okay. 230 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,676 Last thing, I saw that little stunt you pulled a few minutes ago. 231 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,912 -Stunt? -Don't give me those puppy eyes. 232 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,277 The gunfight out front, you ducked away and...? 233 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:18,399 Sweetheart, no one saw me. I just, you know: 234 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,711 -Burned his tires and the cops got him. -Clark, you promised. 235 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,873 This is the slowest elevator. 236 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,191 They would lock you up in some lab and study you. 237 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,635 And even if you broke out... 238 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,313 ...you'd never have a life. 239 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,189 We'd never have a life. 240 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,198 No one will ever love you more than I do. 241 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,951 -I know. -And no one understands you better. 242 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,111 So promise this is the last time. 243 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,671 -Here we are. -Promise me. 244 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,309 -I'll see you at 7. -Clark. 245 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,149 Lois... 246 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:02,836 ...you want your old job back, you got it. 247 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,516 That is, if it's okay with Mr. Olsen. 248 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,195 If everything White says about you's true, Miss Lane, 249 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,349 I'm lucky to have you. 250 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:15,479 Good. Because I'd like to dive right into an expose on Tempus. 251 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,997 See. Didn't I tell you? She's the best. 252 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,555 Since I've been a little out of touch with things... 253 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,075 ...I think I should work with a partner. 254 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,800 Partner? You? 255 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:32,237 So, you wanna do an expose on Tempus. 256 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,799 Yes. 257 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,877 But first, we should talk about us. 258 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,234 Us? 259 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,868 Well, actually, you. 260 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,792 For instance... 261 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,110 ...how many people know you're from another planet? 262 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,429 -What? -That you can bend steel... 263 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,397 ...in your bare hands, leap buildings? 264 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,118 Hey, hey, keep your voice down. 265 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,714 That you came here as a baby in a spaceship. 266 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,991 Lana said this was gonna happen. 267 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,515 That the Kents found you and raised you in Smallville. 268 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,999 -I didn't listen. -From there... 269 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:06,835 -...I'm sure things get a little different-- -Okay, just tell me one thing: 270 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,110 Are you guys from the government? 271 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,589 Certainly not, my boy. 272 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,949 No. 273 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,034 We're from another dimension. 274 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,079 I'm sorry. I just-- I have a lot of trouble believing all this. 275 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,913 What? That Tempus is a criminal... 276 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:33,870 ...or that he's H.G. Wells, or that we're from a parallel Metropolis? 277 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,077 No, that this other me... 278 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,470 ...flies around in tights. 279 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,200 -Well, your mother made them. -My mom? 280 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,509 Martha Kent. 281 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,795 But the Kents died when I was ten. 282 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,558 Oh, Clark, I'm sorry. 283 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,998 Who raised you? 284 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,435 I kind of just bounced around. 285 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,634 It's okay. 286 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,837 It happened a long time ago. I'm fine. 287 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,828 Are you? 288 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,398 This is the weirdest feeling. 289 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,556 I know I shouldn't talk to you. 290 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:21,190 I know I should just walk away but.... 291 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,799 What? 292 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,595 I can't. 293 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,757 Eureka! It worked. 294 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,469 The tracking device, it's locked onto Tempus' transport. 295 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,710 Clark, help us get back where we belong. 296 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,475 Yes. Help us rid your world of Tempus before he destroys it. 297 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,073 Clark? 298 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,469 It's 7.:03. 299 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,273 Seven. Of course, your parents. 300 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,232 -We-- We were just-- -Working on a story. 301 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,595 -T ogether? -Well, yeah. Perry-- Perry-- 302 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,432 -Perry teamed us up. -Did he? 303 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,593 But-- But we can take point while you deal with your wedding. 304 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,433 I-- I know how overwhelming that can all be. 305 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,278 Just promise me we'll meet up later. 306 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,519 Let's go, Clark. 307 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,232 Clark? 308 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,348 -I'll catch up to you later. -Great. 309 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,829 I don't like having to come and look for you. 310 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,958 You know how Dad gets when you're late. 311 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,997 I'm not sure... 312 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,390 ...but I think I hate her. 313 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,235 Now we must cross this street here... 314 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,995 ...then round that corner over there. 315 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,398 You know, you really shouldn't walk around unarmed. 316 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,709 My stores are offering a great deal on a 1 2-clip automatic. 317 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,075 Twenty-four rounds with every purchase... 318 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,912 ...and a free pair of sunglasses. 319 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:49,073 Do what you will with me, Tempus. But I implore you, spare the girl. 320 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,310 God, Herb, who writes your dialogue? 321 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,950 -You sound like The Prisoner of Zenda. -You're not gonna get away with this. 322 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,269 Get away with what? 323 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,000 My becoming mayor of Metropolis by murdering Perry White? 324 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,994 Because somebody might stop me? Big, brawny, looks good in blue? 325 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,994 Gee, if only I lived in a dimension with no Superman. 326 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,718 Oh, wait. 327 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,919 I do. 328 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,670 You're going to another dimension yourself, Lois. 329 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:18,833 One slightly more spiritual. Hope you've been good. 330 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,631 I've missed you, Herb. 331 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,792 Sure, you're a few years older, I'm a few pounds lighter. 332 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,235 You're about to be a corpse, I'm about to be a god... 333 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,994 ...but it's the same old us together again, huh? 334 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,469 Where is Miss Lane? 335 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,791 Just...standing around. 336 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,150 Oh, yes. 337 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,798 Do you think she has any idea she's 500 feet in the air? 338 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,713 Stay calm. Stay calm. 339 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,313 Okay. 340 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,910 I'm high up, I'm blind... 341 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,275 ...my hands are tied... 342 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,429 ...and the ledge is falling apart. 343 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,791 Okay, panic. 344 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,992 Watch that foot there, Lois. 345 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,079 That was a close one. 346 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,916 Oh, boy. I wish I'd taken Lamaze. 347 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:33,596 Tempus, I cry out to whatever humanity is in you, stop this. 348 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:37,514 -Why? -Because it is barbaric and cruel. 349 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,955 Well, sure. But it's fun. 350 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:44,233 -What do you have to gain by killing her? -Herb... 351 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,833 ...if I wanted to kill her... 352 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,036 ...I'd beat her to death with a frozen lamb chop... 353 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,555 ...and then eat it with a nice merlot. 354 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:56,157 Keep moving. Gotta find a window. 355 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,440 No, I want to torture her... 356 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,474 ...send her into spasms of sheer terror. 357 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,240 -But why? -Because it's good TV. 358 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,436 It's fun for the whole family. 359 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,559 And then there are those magic words guaranteed to make it a ratings bonanza: 360 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,996 "Help, Superman. Save me. " 361 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,596 Only this time there's no Superman. 362 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:41,076 Only thing that would ruin this would be a commercial. 363 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:50,192 Now ask yourself, Herb, why is there no Superman here? 364 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:54,148 Is it because this Clark lost his parents, didn't have their loving support? 365 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:58,598 Or is it because he was denied the daily impetus of being in love with a woman... 366 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,991 ...who's always throwing herself into death's jaws and screaming for-- 367 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,673 Help! Clark! 368 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,758 Cloth napkins, not paper. Right, Clark? 369 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,878 -Clark! -Clark? 370 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,600 I'll get-- I'll get back to you on that. 371 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,149 Clark! 372 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,510 Bravo, Mr. Kent. 373 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,511 My plan is working perfectly. 374 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,073 -You have a plan? -Yes, Herb. 375 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,516 I'm the bad guy. We always have a plan. 376 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,038 You all right? 377 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,270 Fine. Thank you. 378 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,670 -Who did this? -Tempus. 379 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,400 -Let's call the police. -Well, okay... 380 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,551 ...that's one way of handling it. 381 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,073 Well, what's the other? 382 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,509 Look, I don't wanna be a hero. 383 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,070 Really? Then why did you go after that gunman this morning? 384 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,753 Why did you save me? 385 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,037 I help when I can... 386 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,352 -...but I wanna live my life. -Well... 387 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,592 ...that's why you need to have a secret identity. 388 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,873 A secret identity. 389 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,389 -ls that why you bought that ski suit? -Just go with me. 390 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:24,754 It's not a ski suit. 391 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:29,512 I mean, it is, but it's so much more than that. 392 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,591 It's a symbol. 393 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,069 You're making yourself into a beacon. 394 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,992 Are you always like this? 395 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,510 I'm sorry, I'm a little high-strung. 396 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,551 Lady, you're a Stradivarius. 397 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:47,679 Well, maybe this'll help. 398 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,236 That's what I'm talking about. 399 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,078 That's what I'm afraid of. 400 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,314 Is this us? 401 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,998 Well, it's me and him. 402 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,512 Are we...? 403 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,957 This is just too weird. 404 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,758 Oh, my.... 405 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,472 They're alive? 406 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,228 Does he spend much time with them? 407 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,439 Yeah. 408 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,318 That's great. 409 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,399 -That's-- -They are really proud of him. 410 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,391 I'm sure your parents were too. 411 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,593 I guess so. 412 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,073 That was a long time ago. 413 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,831 -What happened? -A car wreck. 414 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,477 I saw it happen. 415 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,077 I was pretty fast, even then... 416 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,559 ...but not fast enough. 417 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,719 Lana said I shouldn't blame myself. 418 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,311 One man can't really make a difference... 419 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,471 ...no matter what kind of powers he has. 420 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,158 I know things are different here. 421 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,671 I know you're different. 422 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,751 But trust me, powers or no powers... 423 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,388 ...one man can change any world. 424 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,552 His mom made this for him, huh? 425 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,679 Yeah. 426 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,359 Can you sew as well as she does? 427 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:52,949 Well.... 428 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,273 Look, Jimmy-- Sorry. Mr. Olsen... 429 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:02,513 ...I think it's a bad idea for Perry to debate Tempus tomorrow. 430 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,114 No, I certainly don't want him to look like a coward... 431 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,999 ...but Tempus said he was gonna kill him. 432 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,795 No, he didn't say when or where. 433 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,951 But if you know anybody in the Tempus camp... 434 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,190 ...who you might be able to get to, you know... 435 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,477 ...open up in exchange for, I don't know... 436 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,313 ...money, now would be a good time. 437 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,755 Yeah, I think security's a good idea too. 438 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,309 I'm working on that angle myself. 439 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,913 Bye. 440 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,550 I gotta get out of here. 441 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,277 How's it fit? 442 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,238 -Tight. -Well, let me see. 443 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,112 It needs a few pieces here or there. 444 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,840 I just remembered something from that picture you showed me. 445 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,798 It's in that trunk over there in a manila envelop. 446 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,956 My mom gave it to me when I was little. 447 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,192 She said it was on the blanket they found me in. 448 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,470 Always shows up just in the nick of time. 449 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,270 -I knew it, I look stupid. -No. 450 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,393 No. 451 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,594 You look great. 452 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,273 The heroine creates her hero. 453 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,317 A mythically moving moment. 454 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,519 Herb, am I still a man in your eyes if I weep? 455 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,517 This is what you want. 456 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,069 You want her to create Superman. 457 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,958 Very good, Herb. 458 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:59,033 Mind like that, you missed a big career in game shows. 459 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,599 Are you sure about this? 460 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,514 I'm sure. 461 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,958 But you're not. 462 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,753 So let's get you comfortable. 463 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,113 How? 464 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,714 Hey! 465 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,557 Okay. All right. 466 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,039 Just put it down. 467 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,949 Don't make me-- You know. 468 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,039 Go on. 469 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,676 Officer, maybe I can help. 470 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,394 Give me the gun. 471 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:28,433 Well, if everything's all right, I'll just be leaving. 472 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,318 Oh, wait. 473 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,679 Thanks...? 474 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,119 Superman. 475 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,634 Superman. 476 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,112 -"Super man"? -See, he thinks it's stupid. 477 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,518 That's a cool name. 478 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,079 Thanks, Superman. 479 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,431 Well, nobody's laughed so far. 480 00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,319 And I don't see any men with nets. 481 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,596 So how does it feel? 482 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,316 Well, it feels... 483 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,959 ...great. 484 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,432 My whole life... 485 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:19,115 ...I've never felt so good about being me. 486 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,033 Thank you. 487 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,917 Wait. I can't. 488 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,354 You're right. 489 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,478 -That was crazy. I'm-- I'm sorry. -No, it's just that I've been-- 490 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:33,918 This feeling that I keep having when I'm around you... 491 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,279 ...I can't control it. 492 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,394 It's fine. 493 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,916 We're fine. 494 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:49,349 I should straighten this line on your cape before we go out again. 495 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,713 Just because I'm not wearing my glasses... 496 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,791 ...you sure nobody's going to recognize me? 497 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,077 -Positive. -Clark? What are you doing? 498 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,834 -Lana. Hi. -What is going on? 499 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,355 Lois knows about me. 500 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,671 And, well, I've decided that I need.... 501 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,356 No. I've decided that the world needs me. 502 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:16,919 Needs you to what? 503 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,117 Model men's underwear? Bring capes back in fashion? 504 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,713 -All right, that's it. -Lois. 505 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,475 Clark, you didn't. I mean, you didn't go out there and: 506 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,994 People didn't see you. 507 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,839 Of course people saw him, he's Superman. 508 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,911 I don't know how you talked him into this... 509 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:38,790 ...or what you're really after, but this is between him and me. 510 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,069 Clark, I want things the way they were, the way you promised. 511 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,434 Or else.... 512 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,878 Hello. 513 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,311 It's for you, Lois. 514 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,796 -That's it. -Lana. 515 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,518 Lana, come on. 516 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,478 -This is stupid. -Hello? 517 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,437 -Lana? -Who is this? 518 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,591 I can't tell you, too dangerous. 519 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,399 But Perry White will die... 520 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:17,396 ...unless you get to the TV station on Carlin Avenue now. 521 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,919 Out. I couldn't possibly look any better. 522 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,878 Major Domo. What have you got for me? 523 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,874 That bomb you asked for. C7. 524 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,112 Enough firepower in that little sucker to level a building. 525 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,474 Excellent. 526 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,399 Not armed, Herb. Just yet. 527 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,630 But I'd be careful just the same. 528 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,519 I'd hate to blow our friendship. 529 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,114 Whoever it was said there's gonna be a debate on TV in a few minutes. 530 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,191 And Perry is gonna be killed. 531 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,828 All right, Mr. Tempus, let's just pull up the carpet... 532 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,877 ...and get down to brass tacks here. 533 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,918 Your whole campaign is based on the enemy. 534 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,878 "Prepare for the enemy, arm for the enemy. " 535 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,838 You're selling guns to 1 0-year-olds because of this enemy. 536 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,992 All right. I wanna know, who is it? 537 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,391 Up to this point I didn't have the sort of evidence I now possess. 538 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:15,674 But I can now state for the record that the enemy is very real. 539 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:21,312 The enemy is an invading force of aliens from outer space. 540 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,873 You' re nuttier than squirrel heaven. 541 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,795 Scoff if you will, Mr. White, but the aliens are here. 542 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,710 -Perry, are you all right? -I'm fine. My Lord, who is--? What? 543 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,952 Everyone get back. He's very dangerous. 544 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,396 Careful, Superman, it's a bomb. 545 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,028 -I see it. -A bomb? Did he say a bomb? 546 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,509 He's got a bomb. The alien's got a bomb. 547 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,355 Everyone stand back. I will save us. 548 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,029 No! 549 00:33:56,040 --> 00:34:00,431 All right. You've got a lot of explaining to do, Mister Temp-- 550 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:08,510 I think you're the one who owes this planet an explanation, invader. 551 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,432 You are part of an invading army, are you not? 552 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,318 -No. -You are here to conquer us? 553 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,199 -Put those guns away. -Stop it, you're killing him. 554 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,554 I'm holding the alien at bay... 555 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,676 ...with the only alloy known to weaken him. 556 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,309 You should feel fortunate I was prepared. He can't hurt us now. 557 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,829 He's not part of any army and he's not here to hurt us. 558 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,316 That's why he flew in here, ripped open a door and threatened us with a bomb? 559 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,472 -That's a lie. -I'll tell you what's a lie. 560 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,477 This is the lie. 561 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,949 He's been amongst us for years... 562 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,509 ...hiding, learning... 563 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,238 ...waiting to strike. 564 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,714 That's right. Clark Kent. 565 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:05,670 Mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper. 566 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,117 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I never meant for this to-- 567 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,793 -Kent. -Who would have thought? 568 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:17,512 Abided and abetted by James Olsen, Perry White and Lois Lane. 569 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,557 All right, just hold on a minute here. 570 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,995 -You're twisting everything. -The circus is over. 571 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,879 Alien or not, this man has rights. I'm calling the police. 572 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:29,238 That's right. Hide behind the law but you can't fool the people. 573 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,391 -They know. They've seen the enemy... -Tempus. 574 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,632 ...and they know that one man is ready to protect them. 575 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,597 -Yes. -The explosive device. 576 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,035 -One man's ready to lay down his life... -It's gonna go off. 577 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,553 ...to save a world. 578 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,597 And that man is me. 579 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,594 -It's ticking. It's going to explode. -What? 580 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,469 -The bomb is going to explode. -What? 581 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,835 -It's ticking? It's gonna blow. -Yes. 582 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,116 -I said that. -Run! 583 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,074 Out of my way. Out of my way. 584 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,595 -You can't do this. -Will you idiots move. 585 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,918 These are innocent people. You cannot abandon them. 586 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,069 Watch me. 587 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,877 Clear out, you morons, or I'll blow you away. 588 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:15,636 I loathe this sort of behavior but you leave one little choice. 589 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,878 Oh, my God. 590 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,712 Excuse me. Excuse me. 591 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,988 No, Clark, you're too weak. 592 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,033 Clark? 593 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,316 -ls he--? -He's not breathing. 594 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,198 -He saved us. You see that? -That was amazing. 595 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,237 Clark, please. 596 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,478 Excuse me. 597 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,235 -ls everyone all right? -Yeah. We're fine, thanks to you, Kent. 598 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,279 -Why didn't you tell us about yourself? -I know everyone has a lot of questions... 599 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,869 ...but the important thing is he's here to help. 600 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,874 He is in every way no less than a Superman. 601 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,710 -Superman. -Kind of a nickname, Kent? 602 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,871 -Well.... -I love it. The suit's great. 603 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,235 Touch of the patriotic, stand alone... 604 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,960 ...a lot of muscles. White, we gotta get you one of these. 605 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:17,632 Well, no, no, no. No, sir. I-- I think there's only one Superman. 606 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,589 That name. 607 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,871 I can see it right now on the front page of the Daily Planet. 608 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,793 I am proud to announce that the official returns are in. 609 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:34,829 And the winner by a 97 percent margin is Perry White. 610 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,669 Thank you. 611 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,832 Thank you. All right. All right. 612 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,434 As a great man once said: 613 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,910 "It's not me you elected, but it's what I stand for. " 614 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,714 You all know who I am referring to... 615 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,668 ...my best friend and our former President. 616 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,070 And you all know him as The King. 617 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,472 Thank you. Thank you very much. Good to see you all. Thank you. 618 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,954 I'm sorry the secret identity thing got blown. 619 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,394 It's all right. 620 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,279 Honestly, I don't know how you thought a pair of glasses... 621 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,317 ...would keep people from recognizing me. 622 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,549 It's kind of ridiculous. 623 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,950 Don't get me started. 624 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,674 Is Lana okay with this? 625 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,356 Lana said that it was either her... 626 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,669 ...or Superman. 627 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,751 Oh, Clark, I'm sorry. 628 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,749 I wish I felt half as bad about losing her... 629 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,270 ...as I do about losing you. 630 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,430 What if I asked you to stay? 631 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,836 -I can't. -But I'm not sure how to be this. 632 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,191 You made it happen. 633 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:04,958 All I did was help you make the right choice. You'll keep doing that. 634 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,918 You just have to believe in yourself as much as I do. 635 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,674 Lois, I don't just need your help. 636 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,189 I need you. 637 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,712 -So does he. -What I'm trying to say.... 638 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:24,280 -I know this sounds crazy but I think l-- -So does he. 639 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,676 Does he know what he has? 640 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,479 We both do. 641 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,234 We all do. 642 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:42,033 Well, T empus is taken care of, and all is right again in both universes. 643 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,758 Except for you, my dear. 644 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,638 Are you ready? 645 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,518 -Y es. -Good. 646 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,148 We're in the alley across the street, this way. 647 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,114 I must say, my boy, I envy you. 648 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,679 Me? Why? 649 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:09,515 With every eye upon you, every breath held in anticipation... 650 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:13,150 ...you hold in your hands a world waiting to be shaped. 651 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,799 I' m just not sure that I can-- 652 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,474 You can take on such great responsibility? 653 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,398 What did Shakespeare mean when he wrote: 654 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,551 "ln apprehension how like a god"? 655 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:26,679 It's not that gods are anxious about their responsibilities... 656 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,435 ...but with such great weight comes great understanding. 657 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,912 Trust that, Clark. Trust that you've found your true destiny. 658 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:40,200 And that in you, a once-hopeless world has found its future. 659 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,799 Good luck to you. 660 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,190 And so it's with great pleasure... 661 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,989 ...I introduce another close friend, Clark Kent... 662 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,993 ...a.k.a. Superman. 663 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,669 Now, Superman has a few things he'd like to tell us all about himself. 664 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,910 He's quite a man, the Clark Kent of this world. 665 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,914 I'd just like to talk about us for a second, our future. 666 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,516 I just wish he didn't have to be alone. 667 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,752 The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some... 668 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,638 ...and so cruel to others. 669 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,519 Even those who would be gods. 670 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,992 Nobody knows that better than this man. Right? 671 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,356 Clark? Superman? 672 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,671 Son, now don't be shy. Just step right up here. 673 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,710 Clark, you all right? 674 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,152 Good luck, my dear. 675 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,236 -Lois? Are you all right? -I'm fine, I'm fine. 676 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,550 What happened? You were gone for almost 1 0 seconds. 677 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,035 Ten seconds? 678 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,316 Yeah. The weirdest 1 0 seconds of my life. 679 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,109 I didn't know where you were or what to do, and then.... 680 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:05,115 -What? -I just-- I got this feeling. 681 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,635 Of what my life would be like if I lost you. 682 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:14,630 But I'm back and I'm not going anywhere ever again. 683 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,309 What happened? 684 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,076 -It's a long story. -Come on. Easy. 685 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,118 You bone-headed backwards Cro-Magnons. 686 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,475 I won't forget this. Any of you. 687 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,632 -You fools think you can hold me? -Watch your head. 688 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,349 -lsn't that--? Isn't he--? -Wanted for bank robbery. 689 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,195 In this dimension anyway. 690 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:39,235 -Clark, about Lana Lang.... -Y eah? 691 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,311 Let's go ahead and invite her to the wedding. 692 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,632 I think I have a pretty good idea why it didn't work out between you two... 693 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,030 ...and why it'll always work with us... 694 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,475 ...no matter how crazy the world gets. 695 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,631 Subtitles by SDl Media Group 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 10000 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org