0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,475 It's gonna be critical. They need five yards, Doug. 2 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:21,474 Cooper sets, looks, throws across the middle... 3 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,871 ...and it's out of the hands of Tyler. Intercepted by a Niner. 4 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,678 Y es! 5 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,276 -Hello? -Oh, Clark, you 're there. 6 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,034 It's horrible, it's terrible. I.... 7 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,679 Lois! 8 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,990 -What's the matter? -Oh, you scared me. 9 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:46,550 -You said something bad was happening. -Oh, no.... 10 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,199 No, it's just that.... 11 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:49,952 We're getting married in four days... 12 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,758 ...and I've never been happier. 13 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,354 Every time that things are going great, something happens. 14 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,432 I know that something bad's gonna happen to mess up our wedding. 15 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,953 I just know it. 16 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,320 -That's it? -Well... 17 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,549 -...yeah. -Lois, nothing's gonna happen. 18 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,752 You're just nervous, that's all. 19 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,038 So am l. 20 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,875 -Really? -Well, not as nervous as you, but sure. 21 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,712 Look, we took the whole week off. 22 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,314 We have no stories to investigate, it's gonna be fine. 23 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,399 The scariest thing that's gonna happen is that tomorrow night... 24 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,313 ...we have to pick our parents up at the airport. 25 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,352 Oh, I've just.... 26 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,715 I've just had the strangest feeling all evening. 27 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,438 Okay. 28 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,236 Nope. Not a bad guy in sight. 29 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,955 -You must-- -Lois Lane. 30 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,829 I have a delivery for you. 31 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:58,875 Sorry. 32 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,278 Nice grip. 33 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,431 Sign here, please. 34 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,270 See? Everything's gonna be just fine. 35 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,032 Yeah. 36 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,273 They're dead. 37 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,795 Maybe you were the last stop on his route. You know... 38 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,918 -...they were fine this morning, but now-- -There's no note. See? 39 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,753 -I told you, it's starting. -The only thing that's starting... 40 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,638 ...is this. 41 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,232 Well, why don't you just check the computer again. It's under Lane. 42 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,597 L-A-N-E. Maybe he didn't spell it right. 43 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,672 -There are no rooms available. -What do you mean, no rooms? 44 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,479 I made reservations a month ago. I confirmed them yesterday. 45 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:13,030 Yes, ma'am. But the people staying in your rooms haven't checked out. 46 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,112 I don't care if they put up tents, just put them someplace else. 47 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,350 I'm sorry, but there's no room. 48 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,237 Metropolis is socked in, and nobody can get a flight out. 49 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,796 God, what a disaster. I knew this wedding would never go off. 50 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,349 -We'll probably end up sleeping in alleys-- -Mother. 51 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,080 Perhaps you would like us to try another hotel for you? 52 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,750 -They're all booked. -Even the motels. 53 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,195 A dozen conventions in town. 54 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,030 Listen, perhaps someone with adjoining suites would consider consolidating... 55 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,395 -...and then we could sort of take their-- -Look! 56 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,950 My wedding is in three days. I have relatives flying in from all over... 57 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,715 ...assuming they can land. We're tired and wet. And I have a very loud voice. 58 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,599 So I don't care if the president is in my room... 59 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,751 -...I want them out, or I'm going-- -Excuse me. 60 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,673 Threats against the president are a felony, ma'am. 61 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,751 Punishable by imprisonment. 62 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,512 I'm sure they have rooms there. 63 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,557 Excuse us, please. 64 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,597 -Look who's here. -Here he is. 65 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,672 -Mr. President. -Lois Lane, good to see you. 66 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:12,037 Hated that story you and Clark Kent did on my tax increase proposal. 67 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,077 Oh, and congratulations. 68 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,798 Thank you. 69 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,993 Have a nice wedding. 70 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,751 What do we do now? 71 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,069 We go to Plan B.... 72 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,757 Whatever that is. 73 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:33,909 -Well, you certainly came well prepared. -T oo bad I didn't bring a room. 74 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,152 Oh, God, I could use a drink. Pity I gave it up. 75 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:41,353 This has gotta be the worst night of my life, excluding our first date. 76 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:43,954 -Maybe she can sleep on the fire escape. -Mom, Dad... 77 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,633 ...I'm sure this is only temporary. 78 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,916 I'll call the hotel first thing in the morning. 79 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,275 Would anybody like to have some nice hot tea? 80 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,556 -That sounds great. -Lois. 81 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,598 What if Lucy can't get in? Who's going to be your maid of honor? 82 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,275 I know. 83 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,398 You can ask Cindy. I mean, she would be thrilled. 84 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,754 Maybe you ought to call now to warn her. 85 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:02,909 Mom. 86 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,149 Cindy? Your cousin Cindy? 87 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,550 If your sister doesn't show, you gotta have somebody. 88 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,395 She invited you to all her weddings. You didn't go. You owe it to her. 89 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:14,109 Mother, her receptions lasted longer than both of her marriages. 90 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,157 She's gonna drive me mad. 91 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:20,233 -She's just anxious, honey. -I am this close to losing it. 92 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,709 Lois, sweetie, you've been slouching a little lately. 93 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,110 You don't wanna do that when you walk down the aisle. 94 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,798 What? 95 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,796 Lois. Clark. What are you two doing here? 96 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,995 Perry, I need a story. 97 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,277 Something big, horrible and complex that'll get my mind off my parents. 98 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,192 Preferably something out of the country. 99 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,033 I see she's entered phase two: the manic stage. 100 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,953 Hold onto your spurs. 101 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,395 Y eah, maybe you could just give us a little story. 102 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:50,235 -Something that would take two hours. -Oh, I got just the thing. 103 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,278 Lois, thank Elvis you two are here. 104 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:54,953 I got a page-one I need you on. 105 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,032 Jimmy, give me that file off my desk, will you please, sir? 106 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,953 -One file coming up. -Perry, you're the best. What's it about? 107 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:05,352 Government corruption? Banking scandal? Celebrity infidelities? 108 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,314 -Frogs. -Frogs? 109 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,835 Not just any kind of frogs. 110 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,195 Very rare and valuable frogs from the South Pacific. 111 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,794 All green and yellow, fantastic growth rate. 112 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,076 People been importing them as pets for years. 113 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,232 Now it turns out they may be a medical miracle... 114 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:25,592 ...and a bunch of them got stolen last night from Phil's Exotic Pet Palace. 115 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,228 So, now, this is big. 116 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:32,069 -So hop to. Let's move. -Thanks, Perry, you saved my sanity. 117 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,390 See you at the rehearsal. 118 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,879 Then, about five years ago, scientists found out... 119 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:43,033 ...that the Doppelbuufo frog cell nucleus contains DNA that, when grafted... 120 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,715 ...to the DNA from another animal, helped make perfect biological copies... 121 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,758 -...to whatever the second animal was. -You mean clone them? 122 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,514 Yes. So far, it's only been tried on mice. 123 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,910 So the only thing that was taken was these frogs? 124 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,868 Right. None of them were valuable pets, just the Doppelbuufos. 125 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,871 I came in about 7 this morning and discovered... 126 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,393 ...that the door had been jimmied. 127 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,516 A rogue medical researcher, no doubt. 128 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,672 Is there anything else about these frogs? 129 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,034 No.... 130 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,350 Except they have a very fast metabolism... 131 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,670 ...due to some unusual enzymes they have... 132 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,195 ...which makes them hungry most of the time. 133 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,555 If they can't make enough of their own enzymes... 134 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:20,359 ...they'll happily turn on each other for them. 135 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:31,675 I can't believe that you took the car like that. 136 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,274 Oh, I forgot, you're clones. 137 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,716 You may have the exact face of the president... 138 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,553 ...but you've got the exact brain as his cufflink. 139 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,957 I was hungry. 140 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,951 -It's not like anybody saw us. -Yeah. 141 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:48,430 How would you have explained that the leader of the free world... 142 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,636 ...is knocking off a pet shop, huh? 143 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,954 You wouldn't have been able to explain it because you'd have a frog in your throat. 144 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,874 -I'm sorry, we're just nervous. -Yeah, this is never gonna work. 145 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,828 Since that last assassination attempt, the president's security has been tight. 146 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,198 -Y eah. -All right, let's go back to clone school. 147 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,833 Now, you listen up. You're exact copies of the president... 148 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,594 ...and the man in charge of the Secret Service detail. 149 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,033 Got that? In fact, you are so exact... 150 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,192 ...that the president's wife couldn't tell you apart. 151 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,795 What about when I burp? 152 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,071 Oh, God. 153 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,710 Six months away from curing cancer and I give it up for this. 154 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,908 Doctor Mamba. Oh, yes, sir. Of course, sir. 155 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,157 No. Everything is fine, sir. 156 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,715 They're feeling great and ready to go. 157 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:46,869 Yes, sir. 158 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:51,477 Absolutely. By tomorrow, we'll have a new president. One of ours. 159 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,240 Oh, they're very eager. Eager, eager. Y eah, yeah. 160 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:59,269 They're nodding their heads. Yes, sir. Thank you. Goodbye. 161 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,389 -Don't make me tell him the truth. -Hey, I'm still hungry. 162 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:14,758 -Me too. -I'm hungry. I'm a mutant. I have needs. 163 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,392 All right. 164 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,552 I'll give you one each. 165 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:27,271 You know it's not good to eat after 1 0 at night. 166 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:36,398 Housekeeping. I just came in to turn down the-- 167 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,238 Grab her. 168 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,909 And how do I get from the stage to the limo in case I need to leave in a hurry? 169 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,958 They may not take too kindly to my tax increase proposal. 170 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,680 We have a secure route through the wings to the side bar. 171 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,159 Excellent. 172 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,993 Thought you might like to see the game in wide-screen tonight. 173 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,879 All the better to watch your T ar Heels get their butts kicked. 174 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,395 -Never happen. -I thought you said you were... 175 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,950 -...coming up in the passenger elevator? -Did l? 176 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,357 I meant, service. We came up in the service elevator. 177 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,678 In fact, do me a favor. Take it back down to the garage. 178 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,319 Let them know that we roll in 1 5 minutes. 179 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,959 Will do. 180 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,791 Sir, we're-- 181 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,957 Night-night. 182 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:32,715 -What in the--? -No screaming. It's not dignified. 183 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,833 Sweet dreams, Mr. President. 184 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,635 Certainly cheaper than an election, isn't it? 185 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,870 Change clothes. 186 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,431 Then we'll put his body in the passageway. 187 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:55,115 -Look what you did to my car. -What I did to your car? 188 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,431 You were in my lane. 189 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,550 Got you there, didn't l? 190 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,635 -Buddy, don't try and cut in front of me. -Cool your jets, baby. 191 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,839 Lois, relax, we've got plenty of time. The rehearsal's not till 2:30. 192 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,355 Clark, don't you remember? We moved it up to noon. 193 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,909 The minister's got that important meeting. 194 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:22,075 -Excuse us. We've gotta get through. -What seems to be the problem here? 195 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,510 We're cooked. I can practically hear my mother now. 196 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,596 Uncanny how that works. 197 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,077 Yes, mother. 198 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,152 I know we're supposed to be there, we're stuck in traffic... 199 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,515 ...but not for long. 200 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,038 What? What? I can't hear you.... 201 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,270 Two things cannot be in the same place-- 202 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,317 Excuse me, folks. Can I help you here? 203 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,799 -We're talking. -We're talking. 204 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,757 -The point is I got there first. -My lane. 205 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,150 -What? Your lane? I pay taxes. -My-- 206 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,632 No, I haven't made my mind up about Cindy. 207 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,913 Look, Mom, I gotta go. The accident's about to clear up. 208 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,635 You are gonna come in pretty handy. 209 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,274 You should see me take out the garbage. 210 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,155 ATM machines have hidden cameras. 211 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,995 Looks like our frognapper may have made a deposit he wasn't aware of. 212 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,794 And my second wedding was in the Dominican Republic-- 213 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,599 Or was it my third? 214 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,671 Anyway, we got the whole thing annulled... 215 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,671 and I enrolled in bullfighting school. 216 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:38,914 Have you ever been married? 217 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,193 You know, sometimes, I think she does this just to make me anxious. 218 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,396 You know, keep the upper hand and all of that. 219 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,869 I'm sure it's the traffic, just like she says. 220 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,996 Wait. Those are not birds of paradise. 221 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:52,118 I distinctly ordered birds of paradise. 222 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,238 Now, what nitwit changed that? 223 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,276 This nitwit. 224 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:04,355 Hello, hello, hello. I'm Reverend Bob. I will be your host this afternoon. 225 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:09,469 Hello, how are you? What are the seven scariest words in the English language? 226 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:15,435 -"l now pronounce you man and wife. " -Funny. 227 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,114 How many brides does it take to screw in a light bulb? 228 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,554 -I don't know. -Neither do they. 229 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,597 That's why they have wedding coordinators. 230 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,236 -You hired him? -Don't start. 231 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,118 Sorry, we're late. 232 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,352 No problem. You can be late for the rehearsal, even for the wedding. 233 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,988 Just make sure you're not late with my check. 234 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,390 -What were we thinking of? -No respect. No crowd. 235 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,835 Let's start with the rehearsal now, shall we? Okay. 236 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,991 Starting with the terrified bachelor. 237 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,594 Right over here. And the best man? 238 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,988 That's me. 239 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,709 Okay. You'll be standing right over here wondering if you forgot the ring or not. 240 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,394 Okay, then the organ will play the music. 241 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,032 Then the groom's mama will be lead down the isle... 242 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,994 ...followed by the groom's dada not to be confused with the art movement. 243 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,150 Then we got the bride's mommy, followed by the bridesmaids... 244 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,357 ...and then we have the maid of honor, who is.... 245 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,471 Still trying to make it in. 246 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:14,558 Hey, what's the difference between a maid of honor and a maid's honor? 247 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,711 About seven beers. 248 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,836 I made a funny, Lily. 249 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,113 Thank you. Tip the waitresses. 250 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,510 Reverend Bob, can we just kind of get on with the...? 251 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,949 Sorry. Of course, you're right. I was just practicing my routine a little. 252 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,109 Your routine? 253 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,793 Y eah, yeah. I have a tryout this afternoon. 254 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,998 King Neptune Cruise Lines. 255 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,628 It has an audition for a comedian on one of their ships. 256 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,392 That was the important meeting? 257 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,757 Six islands, seven nights. All the shrimp you can eat. 258 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,753 What did the porcupine say to his wife on their wedding night? 259 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,239 Come on, stay with me. 260 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,995 Sir, everything went off without a hitch. 261 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,310 There wasn't even a hint of a hitch. 262 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,391 It was hitch-less. 263 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,871 They're resting quietly now, but they're not talking very much. 264 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,156 Oh, there's the president. 265 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,995 He's going to announce phase two. Get to a television set if you've got one-- 266 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:09,439 Well, I didn't mean "if you've got one. " I'm sure you've got-- Well-- 267 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:15,560 Yes, yes, yes. I am an idiot. Thank you, sir. Your compliments. 268 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:20,157 After much thought and consideration, and in contrast to my previous position... 269 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:24,359 ...I have decided to endorse the proposed tax decrease... 270 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,999 -... for the upcoming.... -Decrease? 271 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,276 Just yesterday he was talking about an increase. 272 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:32,911 Maybe a good night's sleep on a nice soft hotel mattress changed his mind. 273 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,958 Do I detect a hint of annoyance? 274 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,510 -Okay, I'll try the hotel again. May l? -Y es, please. 275 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,114 Could you call the airlines too? I' m worried about Lucy. 276 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,670 C. K., messengers just dropped this off for you. 277 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,710 Let's see what Mr. ATM has to say. 278 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,393 --thought it was too painful. 279 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,996 The ATM camera records every ten seconds. 280 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,674 I asked the bank if we could make photos of the tape. 281 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,400 -You can't see the pet store in this angle. -Sure, you can. 282 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,915 It's right here in the background. Kind of fuzzy. 283 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,470 Oh, look. There's Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa... 284 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,710 ...and the plot to Showgirls. 285 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,599 Actually, there is someone there. 286 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,354 What's he look like? 287 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,432 Like the head of the Secret Service detail. 288 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,795 The Secret Service is stealing frogs? 289 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,709 I can't be sure, but I do have a license number. 290 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,075 Jimmy! Jimmy. 291 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,314 -Could you run this license plate, please? -Y eah. 292 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,879 Thanks. 293 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,918 -Lois, is everything all right? -This is just so typical. 294 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,230 You want a big story. You're disappointed. 295 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,391 You think it's a simple frognapping... 296 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,791 ...then Secret Service is involved. National security. 297 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,714 Foreign intrigue. This could be it. This could be the Pulitzer. 298 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,678 But you've got your wedding to consider. 299 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:03,515 What are you suppose to do? You want the Pulitzer, but you want your wedding. 300 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,511 Do you forget the Pulitzer or your wedding? 301 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,319 I knew something bad would happen. No matter what I do... 302 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,391 ...part of me wants to do something else. 303 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,279 Lois, honey, nothing's gonna happen. 304 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,749 -What did you just say? -"Lois. " 305 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,673 -After that. -"Honey. " 306 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,200 That's the first time you've ever called me that. 307 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,072 Say it again. 308 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,149 Honey. 309 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,430 That's amazing. I like it. 310 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,672 I never thought of myself as a honey. 311 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,270 What's happening to me? 312 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:44,000 So you got any other names in mind? 313 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,432 Sweetheart. 314 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,957 Darling. 315 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,031 My little... 316 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,592 -...tornado. -Oh, this is disgusting. 317 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,230 That license you guys gave me was to a rental car. 318 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,198 It belongs to a corporate account at a place called GreenT ech. 319 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,351 The name on the account is Dr. Isaac Mamba. 320 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,557 He's some kind of biologist working on cloning and accelerated growth. 321 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:19,032 Get this. His research, it involves exotic frogs. 322 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,397 -Wow, Clark, we have gotta talk to him. -Well, I can try to find him but... 323 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,471 ...your mom's on line one. 324 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,833 Hi, Mom. 325 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:32,148 I can't understand you. Well, move the ice bag. 326 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,914 What? Well, can't we just...? 327 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,196 I see. All right. Bye. 328 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,476 Keep your feet elevated. 329 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,198 The rehearsal dinner's cancelled. 330 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,510 The restaurant was closed by the Board of Health. 331 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,513 Everything else is booked. We are doomed. 332 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,716 -Lois? -Yes, Clark. 333 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,798 Not every place is booked. 334 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:02,469 -Exactly how guilt-ridden should I feel? -Not very. 335 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,598 One slice of pepperoni pizza is only about four hundred calories. 336 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,954 Not the food. 337 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,680 The fact that we' re eating it without parental supervision. 338 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,594 Hey, you had nothing to do with that restaurant getting shut down. 339 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,711 No, but.... 340 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,639 Clark. 341 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,511 Marrying you... 342 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,070 ...is the most remarkable thing that's ever happened to me. 343 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,070 And in all this craziness... 344 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,755 ...all I really wanted was a few minutes alone with you to tell you that. 345 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:38,315 Actually, I think everyone's glad to have the night off. 346 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,188 Except for the toast. 347 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,999 Daddy loves giving toasts. 348 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,796 So I guess, right about now, he'd probably be saying... 349 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,475 ...how sorry he was to have left home... 350 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:55,998 ...because he missed out on seeing his little girl... 351 00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:00,836 ...grow up into the most lovely woman... 352 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,835 ...that anyone has ever seen. 353 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,513 Then my mother would say it served him right. 354 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,869 But then she'd admit... 355 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,760 ...that if teaching their child the value of love was important... 356 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,029 ...they'd done their job. 357 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,230 And your parents... 358 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,509 ...would remind me that... 359 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:38,751 ...the son that came to them as the most special of gifts... 360 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,434 ...they now share it with me. 361 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,993 And they'd ask me to protect him... 362 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:49,073 ...with all the strength that he uses to protect others. 363 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:58,320 Now, I guess, it's the groom's toast. 364 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,239 I... 365 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,715 ...Iove you, Lois. 366 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,793 I.... 367 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,789 And I love you, Clark. 368 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,998 You're the man I never thought I'd meet. 369 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,190 -Who brought that? -I don't know. 370 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,389 Looks like another present. 371 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,789 Lois, take it easy. They probably just dropped it. 372 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:17,119 "Marrying Clark will be the beginning of the end. " 373 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,356 -Did you see anybody? -Whoever brought that cake is long gone. 374 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,670 First the flowers and now this. 375 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,469 -What do you hear? -The neighbor's radio. 376 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,794 And sources now report thousands of lives are threatened... 377 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,191 ...by the typhoon smashing into the coast of India. 378 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,273 Go. 379 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,910 Stay here tonight, Lois. Don't do anything foolish. 380 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,716 Nothing foolish. 381 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,359 Love you. 382 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,839 Hello? 383 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,036 Hi, Jimmy, what's up? 384 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,595 What about Dr. Mamba? 385 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,991 He checked in where? 386 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,071 The Metropolis Diamond Hotel. 387 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,753 Thanks. 388 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,756 Just doing my job. 389 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,559 It's not exactly foolish. 390 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,719 -Who is it? -Lois Lane from the Daily Planet. 391 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,358 Excuse me. Don't you think it's a little late for an-- 392 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,158 Please, please, come in. 393 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,911 -I have a few questions. -Take your coat? 394 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,038 -Oh, no. That's okay. -Sit and make yourself comfortable? 395 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,634 -This looks comfortable. -Oh, well. 396 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,995 Maybe I can pour you a glass of champagne? 397 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,630 -I'd really like to ask the questions. -How about dinner. Room service? 398 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,110 Just the questions. 399 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,273 Just the questions. 400 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,717 Why would someone like you be interested in amphibians? 401 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,668 Well, actually, I'm interested to know if you have a dark blue rental car... 402 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,832 ...Iicense plate number MRC701? 403 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,991 I do have a dark blue car. 404 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,790 I also have three suits, two tuxedos, three pairs of trousers, socks, shoes... 405 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,190 ...and some undies. Would you like to see them? 406 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,351 I'll pass. 407 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,791 -At 1 2: 1 3 a.m... -Yes? 408 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,158 ...someone robbed Phil's Exotic Pet Palace. 409 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,309 No. 410 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,155 They sent you out on a story like that and pay you? 411 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:02,030 Well, the robber was driving your dark blue rental car. 412 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,394 He was? Well... 413 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,950 ...the valet service below could give the car to anybody. I don't tip much. 414 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,951 So you know what it's like. 415 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,231 Well, he looked like he worked for the Secret Service. 416 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,551 -Really? How interesting. -Does that ring a bell? 417 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,950 Not even a tinkle. 418 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,556 You know, I've decided to spend the evening in, and I thought maybe... 419 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,517 -...you'd like to join me for a-- -Well.... 420 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,591 -A listen to a little music? -No. No. 421 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,751 Thank you though. 422 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,797 I have to go. 423 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,556 It's okay. It's okay. 424 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:38,316 You're a very beautiful woman. Very sweet. Very intelligent. 425 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:43,193 You do do research with Doppelbuufo frogs, don't you, Dr. Mamba? 426 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,078 What kind of frogs? 427 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,277 -Doppelbuufo. -Doppelbuufo? 428 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,228 Well, you're as I said, very intelligent and very beautiful. 429 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:57,315 Your keen sense should tell you that this is a hotel suite and not a research lab. 430 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,870 Unfortunately, I'm off to bed because it's getting late. 431 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,715 And I wanna wish you, au revoir. 432 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,518 Good night. 433 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,748 Did you hear that? 434 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,837 -Most of it. -You had to get those frogs, didn't you? 435 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,878 Do you know how to spell "stupid"? Y-O-U. 436 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,713 Now, she's gone. I want you to follow her. 437 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,189 If she gets in a cab, follow in a cab. 438 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,830 See who she talks to. If it looks like she's getting close at all... 439 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,877 ...bring her back here. 440 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:36,158 Threatening gifts. Weird frogs. My fiance is typhoon-fighting in lndia. 441 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,675 It's not even 8:00. What's next? 442 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,308 Lois, I'm not coming to your wedding. 443 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:42,469 What? 444 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,154 Your dad says I'm too controlling. I'm driving you crazy. 445 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,754 I can't leave things alone. So I am leaving things alone. 446 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,514 -Send photos. -You are being unreasonable. 447 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,557 Unreasonable and controlling. 448 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,269 -Why didn't anyone mention that before? -Well, I have repeatedly for years. 449 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,113 -And what did I say? -That I shouldn't wear bangs. 450 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:03,114 That red isn't my color. That I've gained weight. That I slouch when I stand. 451 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,032 Maybe you weren't listening. 452 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,191 I'm really that difficult? 453 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,629 -No wonder you turn to Martha. -Oh, I do not turn to Martha. 454 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,997 Lois, I am unreasonable and controlling, not blind. 455 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,311 Well, I would rather turn to you, Mother. You're my mother. 456 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,835 Face it, you're not easy. 457 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,159 I know. 458 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,828 Mom. 459 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,070 Clark is the best thing in my life... 460 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,028 ...and I almost missed him because I was too busy controlling my work... 461 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,156 ...my feelings, everything. 462 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,912 I got lucky. 463 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,435 He made me notice him. 464 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,596 I just wanted your wedding to be perfect. 465 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,992 Well, I'm marrying the man I love. It is perfect. 466 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:02,029 All right. Well, maybe I have been a little over-concerned but... 467 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:06,079 ...you see, that a mother's job. And if I let that go, what have I got left? 468 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,712 Everything you had before and more. 469 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,996 We'll be friends. 470 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,477 And I expect my friends at my wedding. 471 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,996 You are so manipulative. 472 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,596 -Well, I learned from the best. -Oh, I love you. 473 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,278 -So where have you been, anyway? -Oh, the story of my life: a story. 474 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,399 Do you think any of daddy's old medical friends would know about a Dr. Mamba? 475 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,872 -I don't know. I suppose you could-- -Ask him? 476 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,592 That would be very low on the idea meter. 477 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,913 -And people say I'm tough. -Look. 478 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,594 He's not human. He's an alien. 479 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,069 Not all aliens are bad, assuming there's such a thing. 480 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,918 Yes, they're bad. They eat your brains. 481 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,196 They abduct women for bizarre sexual experiments. 482 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:11,069 -Bizarre? Like what? -Like-- 483 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,599 Neat. 484 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,714 Secret Service? My God, we're going to prison. 485 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,438 I knew I recognized him. 486 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,068 He was there when we tried to check in. 487 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,630 -He's a clone. -Like that's better than an alien? 488 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,917 Clark and I are working on a story about some stolen frogs. 489 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,516 Frogs that are used in cloning and accelerated-growth experiments. 490 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,875 This is one of those frogs. 491 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,349 He had accelerated healing. 492 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:50,069 And Dr. Mamba's here in Metropolis. It all fits. 493 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,915 Lois, we're gonna pack our bags right now. 494 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,038 We're gonna get a bus or a boat and get the hell out of Dodge. 495 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,918 Oh, no. 496 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,914 GreenTech. Doctor Mamba's corporation. 497 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,914 It's owned by OmniAgricultural, a former division of LexCorp. 498 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,991 -Lex Luthor? -Yeah. 499 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,913 He experimented with clones in the past. 500 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,711 And a former division of LexCorp built the Metropolis Diamond Hotel. 501 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,758 He's had this whole thing wired from the beginning. 502 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,952 Quit it. 503 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,796 Why would Lex clone a Secret Service agent? 504 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,509 He's trying to kill the president. 505 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,108 -Come on, be there. -Hello? 506 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,953 Hi, Martha, I'm sorry to wake you. Is Clark there? 507 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,873 No, honey, he's not here. I think he's still in lndia. 508 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,316 When he gets back, tell him that Lex Luthor is trying to kill the president. 509 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,837 He's already made a clone of one Secret Service agent, and I'm sure there's more. 510 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,514 Tell him to tell Superman if he sees him before I do. 511 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,591 I'm gonna try and warn the president. Bye. 512 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,592 Oh, but, Lois-- 513 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,713 How will they ever find the time to have some kids? 514 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:03,350 I'll call 91 1 from the car. If he moves again, shoot him. 515 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,795 If Clark calls, tell him where I've gone. 516 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,669 If I don't see you before the wedding, wear the teal outfit instead of the rose. 517 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,479 -It's much nicer. -Okay. 518 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,429 Come on. 519 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,349 Phase three complete. 520 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,795 Fax this immediately. 521 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,279 I'm telling you. I have got to talk to him before our deadline. 522 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,238 I have got to confirm this quote. If I don't get it right... 523 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,392 ...it will hurt his chances for reelection, and you'll be out of jobs. 524 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,638 -Mr. President. -Lois, you're up rather late. 525 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,236 -Let her in. It's an election year. -Yes, sir. 526 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:47,036 Mr. President I have reason to believe that Lex Luthor... 527 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,708 ...is behind an attempt to assassinate you. 528 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,393 What? 529 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,917 The problem is, I think the assassin could be one of your Secret Service agents. 530 00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,312 Or at least a clone of one of them. One already tried to kidnap me tonight. 531 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:05,873 A clone? Lois, I must say, this is fantastic. It's mind-boggling. 532 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,190 -Do you have any proof? -Y es. 533 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,351 By now, the police should have in custody... 534 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,149 -...the clone that tried to kidnap me. -You could examine him. 535 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,749 Lois, I insist you have dinner with me. 536 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,511 Handy things these secret passages. 537 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,878 Mr. Luthor certainly was farsighted enough to have installed them. 538 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,709 You know, you had everything right about this whole clone business... 539 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,590 ...except one thing. The assassination attempt. 540 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,469 We didn't have to. We already got to the president. 541 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,074 He's a clone too. 542 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,638 No. 543 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,791 Pretty cool, huh? 544 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,157 Superman. 545 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,750 -Get the president. He's a clone. -Here, have it. 546 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:03,310 Lois, please. What next, I started as a frog? 547 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,710 -She's telling the-- -Stop him. 548 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:14,476 Wait. I can prove it. We don't have to get violent about this. 549 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,231 Lois, I sure hope you know what you're doing. 550 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,790 Look at his lip. Does that look human to you? 551 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,792 You can't even bleed properly, huh? 552 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,675 Gentlemen, I think you'll find the president waiting downstairs. 553 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,751 Come on, you. 554 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,195 Miss Lane, I believe you have a wedding to prepare for. 555 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,598 That's right. I almost forgot. 556 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,235 You know, Lois being late, that's a rule of nature. 557 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,472 But the Reverend Bob? Where the sam hill is he? 558 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,952 -Probably practicing his routine. -Don't even say that. 559 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,911 -Lois? -Clark, go away. It's bad luck... 560 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,436 -...to see the bride before the wedding. -Come on, that's an old superstition. 561 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,352 Maybe it's not. Maybe it's based on truth. 562 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,080 Considering all of the bad things in our past, why risk it? 563 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:26,912 Lois. Lois? 564 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,640 I promise nothing is gonna happen, okay? 565 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,316 Mrs. Lane, I have a message from Lucy. 566 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,914 Oh, she's at the airport? My God, we've gotta wait. 567 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,230 -Just my luck. -Well, not exactly. 568 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,992 See. What happened? 569 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,116 She was running late for her plane... 570 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,953 ...and set off the metal detector when she went through. 571 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,190 I guess she got a bit frustrated at the delay. 572 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,396 -Here it comes. -She slugged a security guard. 573 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,994 She's in jail, and they won't hear bail till Monday. 574 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,958 Your sister will be the death of me yet. 575 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,116 So... 576 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,957 ...Cindy? 577 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,715 -I would be honored-- -Yes. 578 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:10,514 I'm afraid I have one other bit of bad news. 579 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,910 -Reverend Bob can't make it. -Are you kidding me? 580 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,868 He got a gig on a cruise ship that sailed this morning. 581 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,758 He's trying to find a replacement. 582 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,229 He called me ship-to-shore a few minutes ago. 583 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,198 Well, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. 584 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,238 You know, Lex Luthor probably owns the cruise line too. 585 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,392 Lois, honey, we're gonna sort this out, okay? 586 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,432 Lex? 587 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,597 Why didn't I think of this? 588 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,037 He's probably the one that sent me all those creepy gifts. 589 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,077 It's making him crazy that I'm marrying you. 590 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,391 See, I knew something bad was gonna happen, and it is happening in spades. 591 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,835 Lois, it's over, okay? 592 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,597 Lex is in prison, where he's gonna be for the next 983 years, okay? 593 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:56,117 The only thing we have to do today is get married. 594 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,233 Now, come on, let's get you dressed. 595 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,798 And I'll find a minister. 596 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:09,875 Normally, I wouldn't reveal this... 597 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,874 -...but I can marry you. -No way. 598 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:18,033 I am an ordained minister of the First Church of Blue Suede Deliverance. 599 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:22,990 This is no time for bad jokes. Reverend Bob was enough for a lifetime. 600 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,720 Ma'am, this is no joke. 601 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,270 Alice and I were down at Graceland one time celebrating, and... 602 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,829 ...I saw this on the inside of a matchbook... 603 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:37,068 ...at this little motel we were staying at and, well, the rest is history. 604 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,796 -Perry, we'd be honored. -Great. 605 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,475 I've been to enough weddings where I know exactly what to say. 606 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:48,873 Sort of, you know, more or less. Well, I'll just wing it. 607 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,672 Okay. 608 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,997 Come on, Jimmy. 609 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,878 Thank you, Clark. 610 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,273 Miss Lane? I need you to sign the wedding license. It'll just take a minute. 611 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:08,639 -I already signed. -Teacher's pet. Take this? 612 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,312 I haven't straightened your tie since you were a little boy. 613 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,032 I love you. 614 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,911 Please be seated. 615 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,753 Friends, we're gathered here today... 616 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,675 ...to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 617 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,637 Marriage... 618 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,838 ...well, it's a lot like a newspaper. 619 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,230 It takes a lot of hard work to make it a success. 620 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,710 But if anybody can do it, you two can. 621 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,871 Jimmy, the ring. 622 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,670 Now, repeat after me. 623 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,479 I, Clark, take thee Lois... 624 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,474 ...to love, honor and cherish for as long as I live. 625 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,189 I, Clark, take thee Lois... 626 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:55,071 ...to love, honor and cherish... 627 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,510 ...for as long as I live. 628 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,034 Now, repeat after me. 629 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,437 I, Lois, take thee Clark... 630 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:18,479 ...to love, honor and cherish for as long as I live. 631 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,753 I, Lois, take thee Clark... 632 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:28,278 ...to love, honor and cherish for as long as I live. 633 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,909 Now, by the power vested in me by this state... 634 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,594 ...and the First Church of Blue Suede Deliverance... 635 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,558 ...I pronounce you husband and wife. 636 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,790 You may kiss the bride. 637 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,276 -This is LNN. -LNN has just learned... 638 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,317 ... that prison authorities released Lex Luthor 639 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,959 this morning after they received... 640 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,998 ...a presidential pardon for him. Officials were unaware that the... 641 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,197 ...pardon had been issued by the false president. A search has begun... 642 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,998 ...but Mr. Luthor remains at large. 643 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,958 -Lois! The bouquet, here! -Don't forget to throw the bouquet. 644 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,917 Here it comes. 645 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:32,039 Just think, this time tomorrow, we'll be in Hawaii. 646 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,589 Maybe we can just stay there. 647 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,036 You want it, you got it. 648 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,112 We'll eat coconuts every day. 649 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,836 I'll just go up and grab some whenever we need more. 650 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,991 Sounds great. 651 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,436 Lois? 652 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,036 Is everything all right? 653 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,193 Stand by to be stunned. 654 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,471 Subtitles by SDl Media Group 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 10000 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org