0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,110 Hello, Mrs. Kent. 2 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:40,832 We have been through so much... 3 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,748 ...to get to this place... 4 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,596 ...but none of that matters. 5 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,358 It's perfect. 6 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,273 Are you as tired as I am? 7 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,754 What? 8 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:09,032 It's just the last few days, with all the wedding preparations and everything... 9 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,760 ...I'm just exhausted. 10 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:18,550 I'm not that tired. 11 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,711 Oh, Clark. 12 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,998 I'm sorry. 13 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,156 I just don't think I can keep my eyes open. 14 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,513 Good night. 15 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,673 Lois? 16 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,758 Good night. 17 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,348 Welcome to your new home. 18 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,795 Oh, I know it doesn't look like much... 19 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,916 ...but I'm sure you'll find it cozy. 20 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:41,792 The whole time I was away, I was consumed by the memory of your beauty. 21 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,273 I can assure you... 22 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,550 ...the memory did not do you justice. 23 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,228 Lois, you out there? 24 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,879 Hi. 25 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,118 Hi. Would you like some coffee? 26 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:57,592 I know you like coffee. It's one of the many, many things I know about you. 27 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,751 Yeah, great. 28 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:04,113 Lois, can we talk about last night? 29 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,953 Warmer than normal for this time of year. 30 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,111 Well, that depends on how you define "warm. " 31 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,669 Where are the cups? Where are the cups? Where are they? 32 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,592 They' re right over there, to the right. 33 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:17,071 We switched them around a couple weeks ago. Don't you remember? 34 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,834 Of course I remember. Why wouldn't I remember? 35 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,150 T o the right, you say? 36 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,871 Oh, yes. There they are. Just where I left them. 37 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:31,757 Lois, we waited and waited... 38 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,557 ...for our honeymoon night for a long time. 39 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,718 Because we wanted it to be... 40 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,759 ...one of the most special and memorable nights of our lives. 41 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,396 Are you saying it wasn't? 42 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,677 -You fell asleep. -I was tired. 43 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,876 I understand that. 44 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,268 I just.... 45 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:56,115 I just hope that it wasn't something else, that's all. 46 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:59,113 Of course not, honey. 47 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:02,636 It was just a big day for me. Lots of pressure. 48 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:07,114 Okay. You're right. Things will just get better when we get to Hawaii. 49 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:10,158 Oh, that's another thing. I canceled the hotel in Hawaii. 50 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,912 What? 51 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,799 With Lex Luthor loose, it's not a good time to leave the paper. 52 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,075 I didn't think you'd mind. 53 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,595 This is the kind of thing we should talk about first. 54 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,957 Is it? How would I know? I've never been married. You have to give me time. 55 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:26,033 We both need time. That's why I think Hawaii is such a good idea. 56 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,553 Honey... 57 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,912 ...you don't wanna make me unhappy, do you? 58 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,832 It's a big adjustment. 59 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,877 I feel insecure. 60 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,076 I don't wanna leave town. 61 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,071 Lois, are you all right? 62 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:45,959 All right, let's make a deal. I'll lower your gag, but if you so much as breathe... 63 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,793 ...the name "Superman," I'll paralyze your vocal cords. 64 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,871 Now, I can't get fairer than that. 65 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,600 Now, let's hear that lilting voice. 66 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,597 You sick, twisted, disgusting sociopath. 67 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,795 -Oh, you finishing-school girls. -They're scouring the country for you. 68 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,793 Your only chance is to turn yourself in and finish your time. 69 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,632 I was doing a double life sentence. 70 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,712 -You can catch up on your reading. -My Lois has turned cruel? 71 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,235 Well, see, life in this ugly city will do that. 72 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,119 -You'll be more chipper in the Alps. -The Alps? 73 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,316 I have a windowless fortress in a mountain. 74 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,473 You can scream "Superman" all day long but it'll get boring. 75 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,638 Why? 76 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,238 Why would you want me? I'm marrying another man. 77 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:31,433 Well, yes, but you almost married me, so obviously you're flexible. 78 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:36,993 Lois... 79 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:41,109 ...some component in that brain of yours finds me irresistible. 80 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,875 Now, together we will find that little clump of cells... 81 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,871 ...and awaken it. 82 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,476 Don't ever do that again. 83 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:01,636 Things change while I was away? People tied up in chairs have room to negotiate? 84 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,514 Lex! 85 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,632 -Oh, my God. -And what do you want? 86 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:12,318 -You didn't tell me about the cups. -What cups? What are you talking about? 87 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,516 -ls this who Clark married? -They moved the cups. 88 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,114 -What have you done? -And for this you deserted your post? 89 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,635 -I might make other mistakes. -But you won't. 90 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,839 Clark isn't gonna suspect anything until she is out of the country, is he? 91 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,993 Because you're gonna find out everything about Clark's friend Superman. 92 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,118 Anything that will help me destroy him. 93 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:32,674 Yes, Lex. 94 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:37,116 Now, go make Clark happy. 95 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,478 But I don't like him. All those muscles, he's not my type. 96 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,996 You don't have a type. You've been alive for nine days. 97 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,309 Now, look... 98 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,517 ...I'm the one that wrote the checks that had you made. 99 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:52,958 I am God. God will smite you down! 100 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:56,031 What's "smite" mean? 101 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:59,597 Get out of here. 102 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:10,112 It's such perfect revenge that Clark Kent is married to that. 103 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,670 Please don't do that. I can't bear it. 104 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,678 Clark and l... 105 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,992 ...thought this would be the happiest time of our lives. 106 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,238 Oh, but you can be happy, Lois. 107 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,839 You just have to keep an open mind. 108 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:35,274 Jimmy, what are you doing with Lois' computer? 109 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,830 Lois is the expert on Lex Luthor, right, chief? I'm pulling up her Lex files. 110 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,470 -Maybe there's a clue. -Oh, that's a good idea. 111 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,279 Boy, do I envy Lois and Clark right now. 112 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:50,116 You know, that wedding, that was the most romantic shindig I ever saw. 113 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,033 -What? -Did you know Lois was writing a novel? 114 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,673 " The True and Amazing Adventures of Wanda Detroit. " 115 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,877 Looks like she was writing it a couple years back, forgot it was here. 116 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,759 Come on, Jimmy. Just pull up the Luthor file. 117 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,878 "Wanda Detroit is my name. I sing for drinks down at the dock. 118 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:10,875 -But it wasn't always like this. " -"l taunted him with my smoldering smile. 119 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,040 -I knew Clark--" -Clark? 120 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,428 -Oh, man, this is way psychological. -This is none of our business. 121 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,072 Lois? 122 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,593 Lois? 123 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,113 Hi. 124 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,919 I have had the best day. 125 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,193 What do you think? 126 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,312 It's different. 127 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,036 But nice. I mean, it's very nice. 128 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,510 Lois, can we afford all this? 129 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,479 Oh, please. Don't be a drag. 130 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,598 I've been doing this all day. It's hard work. 131 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:03,435 Well, if it makes you happy, it makes me happy. 132 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,071 I thought I'd whip up some dinner. 133 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,800 Crack open a bottle of wine. 134 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,918 Our first romantic evening at home. 135 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:18,109 I kind of thought we'd gotten off-track. 136 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,156 I mean, we're okay, right? 137 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,439 What makes you ask that? 138 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,636 I am keeping you happy, right? You are happy? 139 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,358 Yeah, I'm happy. 140 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,233 Except one thing. 141 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,320 About Superman.... 142 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,674 What? 143 00:11:56,160 --> 00:12:00,278 Well, I was just thinking that tonight would be perfect... 144 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,000 ...if Superman were here. 145 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,957 You want Superman here? 146 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,557 I sure do. 147 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:13,432 Well, I suppose that could be arranged if that's what you really want. 148 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,194 Oh, it really is. 149 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,272 Let's just see if I can get ahold of him. 150 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,159 You.... 151 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:33,037 You're Superman. 152 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,919 Yeah, Lois. 153 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,472 I mean, you're Superman. 154 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,749 Of course, you're Superman. 155 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,150 How about some dinner? 156 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,197 I'm Mrs. Superman. 157 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:54,229 I can have anything I want. Cool. 158 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,510 I had that outfit made for you when we planned our wedding. 159 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,433 I'm very pleased you decided to wear it. 160 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,350 You were threatening me with a hypodermic needle. 161 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,112 It seemed like the thing to do. 162 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:21,830 Forgive me if I stare, but as it was in our past, your restless beauty stuns me. 163 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,237 The fire in your eye... 164 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,356 ...the pallor in your cheek... 165 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,390 ...the sultry curl of your lip. 166 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,956 It's nausea. 167 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:38,192 Do you know why I suffer such castigation at your hands? 168 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,312 Because in a few hours we'll be sealed away in my fortress in the Alps. 169 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,677 You see, once my name and character were branded criminal... 170 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,400 ...my outcast status allowed the true Lex to blossom. 171 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,195 I was relieved at all pretense at respectability. 172 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:58,678 I may be starting over, but on terms far easier to stomach. 173 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,398 An empire of pure evil... 174 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:06,838 ...created solely for the enrichment and the glorification of us. 175 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,999 -You're insane. -You're melting already. 176 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,355 And eventually you'll acclimate yourself... 177 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:20,277 ...to the seductive misuse of power. 178 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,232 Every lord needs a lady. 179 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,631 Every poet, a muse. 180 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:37,030 You'll be by my side, Lois, where you've always belonged. 181 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,592 Forever. 182 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,231 Let's get these gift sorted so the kids can return from their honeymoon... 183 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,436 ...to an organized place. 184 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,435 Clark? What are you doing here? 185 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,397 Here? 186 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,110 Oh, you mean " here" here. Now. 187 00:14:56,280 --> 00:15:00,319 Well, there was a tidal wave in the Philippines that needed looking into, so.... 188 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,472 You and Lois had a fight. Don't let it get you down. 189 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,234 Emotions run high on a honeymoon, both good and bad. 190 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,755 -Sparks are gonna fly. -I wish. 191 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,073 Honey, you know you can talk to us about anything, right? 192 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,836 What's on your mind? 193 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,797 Christmas tree lights. 194 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,717 Sorry? 195 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,193 You know how... 196 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,113 ...when the holidays come up and you're all excited... 197 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,795 ...about making your house just explode with warmth and love... 198 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,794 ...so you go out and buy a new box of lights and you hang them on the tree... 199 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,671 ...and you're just waiting for that burst of warmth and love... 200 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,308 ...and then you plug them in... 201 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,354 ...and nothing happens. 202 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,390 -Nothing happens? -Nothing. 203 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,631 No sparks? 204 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,756 No flickering? 205 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,513 No electricity at all? 206 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,469 The power is out. 207 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,117 The two of you have more electricity than anyone I've ever seen. 208 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,794 I think we've pretty much beaten this metaphor to death. 209 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,633 I'm telling you, Mom. It's like Lois is another person. 210 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,792 So you're saying you're living with an impostor? 211 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,192 I only have one quick stop to make before we board the plane. 212 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,359 We're knocking over a bank? 213 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:38,354 Do you recall the account I opened up for you in honor of our pending nuptials? 214 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,034 -No. -Well, I deposited a little mad money in it. 215 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,394 About $200 million. 216 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,992 I've had $200 million sitting around all this time and never knew it? 217 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,118 I needed some cash that was quickly available and not traceable to me. 218 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,279 So, what if I refuse to go inside and withdraw it? 219 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:56,274 -Then how do you get your blood money? -Simple. Send in the clone. 220 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,635 -What? -I've rethought this. 221 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,519 I'm totally and completely bored with your controlling me. 222 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,592 -It's totally and completely unfair. -So? 223 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:12,639 So you get to go to Europe and have fun and ski... 224 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,792 ...and have her, and I want something too. 225 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,475 -You are in no position-- -I wanna be left alone with Clark. 226 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,669 There are sides to him that I didn't know about before. 227 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,428 What are you talking about? 228 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,832 I have a secret. 229 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,794 Actually, it's not my secret, it's someone else's. But it's super cool. 230 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,189 -Know what I mean? -Look, if this is some little game... 231 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,237 ...that you're playing, I want-- I want-- 232 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:44,230 Superman! No! Super-- 233 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:49,276 Loose lips sink ships. 234 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,517 So no more spying for you, no more reporting in. 235 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:10,229 Oh, and I want all the different cable TV channels. That's the deal. 236 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,039 I do not cut deals with clones. 237 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,674 -I guess the money stays in the bank. -Listen to me-- 238 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,276 You don't wanna make a scene, do you? 239 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,595 Follow that clone. 240 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,149 Wretched, wretched creature. 241 00:18:56,360 --> 00:19:00,273 Honey? Honey, I need $2 for frozen yogurt. 242 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,874 Lois, you know you can't call me " honey" in public. 243 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,110 And I'm a little bit busy right now. 244 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,031 Superman, two people are trapped in one of the subway cars. 245 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,713 -You okay? -Thank you, Superman. 246 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:21,429 -You're ignoring me. I hate that. -I'm not ignoring you. 247 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,558 -I just had some lives to save. -You never have any time for me. 248 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,951 Maybe I should just move to L.A. and become a supermodel. 249 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,432 I always have time for you. 250 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,670 -Superman! Help! -Except now. 251 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,912 Lady, you all right? 252 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,110 That's my twin sister, Lois. 253 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:09,190 Lois, let me get you to a doctor. 254 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,473 Lois? 255 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,759 What are you looking at? She's fine. 256 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,993 Nothing personal. It's just not enough room in the world for both of us. 257 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,399 Stop! 258 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,558 Stop! 259 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,112 I needed a lift. It's life-or-death. 260 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,195 Red's Dockside Plumbing. 261 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,278 Are you okay? 262 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,553 -Looks like. -I'm Red Dixon. 263 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,712 And you're...? 264 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,592 Come on, you got a name, don't you? Everyone's got a name. 265 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,358 Are you from around here? Me, I'm from Dallas. 266 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,797 -Detroit. -Oh, Detroit. 267 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,952 -You're from Detroit. -No. 268 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,712 No, that's my name. 269 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,118 Detroit. 270 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,311 Wanda Detroit. 271 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,470 Pleased to meet you, sugar. 272 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,437 "'I'll call you sometime, Wanda,' Clark said... 273 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,272 ...as he disappeared for the millionth time. 274 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,670 He had a secret he was hiding. I was sure of it. 275 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,593 He made me angry like no other man could. " 276 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,670 She must've been steamed the day she wrote this. 277 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,398 -Hello. -Lois. 278 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,949 -Jimmy. -I can explain this. 279 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:48,113 -See, I accidentally-- -I have been shopping all day. 280 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,158 Clark doesn't understand what hard work that is. 281 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,068 Jimmy... 282 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,238 ...have I ever told you how attractive you are? 283 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,988 What? 284 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:10,151 -No. No, you haven't. Thank you. -Well, you certainly are. 285 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,072 Free for lunch? 286 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,754 We could go out for frog legs. 287 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,835 I've-- I've gotta work. 288 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,119 Lois... 289 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,275 -...I read your book. -What book? 290 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,511 Oh, my book. Would you like me to autograph it? 291 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,070 No. It's on your computer. 292 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,717 You.... You wrote it two years ago. 293 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,519 Chief, was Lois writing a book two years ago? 294 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,469 Yeah, we sort of stumbled across it. 295 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,596 She would remember something like that. 296 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,069 Excuse me? 297 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,751 Chief, this company ski trip.... 298 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:01,232 -Y eah, that was just before you started. -Didn't Lois break her ankle on this trip? 299 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,437 Oh, she sure did. I dragged her off the mountain myself. 300 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,989 The language that came out of that woman's mouth.... 301 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,355 When a break heals, there's a scar left, right? 302 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,195 Oh, yeah, yeah. The bone's often stronger than before the-- 303 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,512 -You never broke your ankle. -So? 304 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,355 Boy, there's just no pleasing you. 305 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,070 I x-rayed your ankle, and you never broke it. 306 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,391 -What are you talking about? -Lois did. 307 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,998 -Where is she? -Honey.... 308 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,434 You are not my wife. 309 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,831 I may not be the wife that you were hoping for, but I am trying. 310 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,955 Who sent you, huh? Lex? Where is Lois? 311 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:55,351 -Clark, stop it. You' re scaring me! -Hey, C.K., are you all right? 312 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,919 Jimmy, he's lost his mind. 313 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,833 -You are not Lois. Now, where is she? -Clark! 314 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,150 -Son, son. Take it easy. -Chief, this is not Lois. 315 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,118 -Why would you say a thing like that? -Yes, Clark. 316 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,593 What would make you say a thing like that? 317 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,118 Thank you. 318 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,434 What a set of lungs! 319 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,035 I told you you'd like her. 320 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,239 -So, Bibbo, do I keep the gig or not? -Look at you. 321 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,437 When you first came in here, you looked like you'd been hit by a car. 322 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,830 Yeah. A car called "life. " 323 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,515 You think I ain't played Vegas? You think I ain't played New York? 324 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,638 I dated a duke, doggone it. 325 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,837 But then one day the liquor and the cigarettes, they catch up to you... 326 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,073 ...and you end up in joints like this singing for palookas like you. 327 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,112 That's the saddest story I ever heard. 328 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,673 My life reads like a bad novel. 329 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:52,828 Wanda, hey, you got a job here for as long as you want it. Put her there. 330 00:26:55,720 --> 00:27:00,430 And if you're not doing anything for dinner.... 331 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,831 You know, kid, I like you. 332 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,673 But I'm poison. 333 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,197 Trouble sticks to me like stink on old fish. 334 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,910 Do yourself a favor, forget me. 335 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,392 Wanda, Wanda. 336 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,879 Life is a long, lonely road to be traveling solo. 337 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,271 You mean to tell me you ain't got nobody? 338 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,273 You know, Bibbo, it's weird. 339 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:31,149 I got this feeling there is someone out there... 340 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,235 ...I just don't know who. 341 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,798 Where is she? 342 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,030 -My offer still stands. -No. 343 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,555 You don't make deals with me, frog-eater. 344 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,792 You think I won't snap this traitorous little neck? 345 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,198 I am at rock bottom. 346 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,913 The only thing I care about in this miserable existence is the woman I love... 347 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:09,949 ...and neither you nor any force of nature is going to keep me from her. 348 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:16,159 Let go of me. 349 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,911 -What have you done with her? -I lost her. 350 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,038 Your precious is out there somewhere. 351 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,317 -Don't worry, I'll find her. -You most certainly will. 352 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,710 -Find her and kill her. -No. 353 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,835 -What are you doing? -Who do you think I am? 354 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,992 That wimp, Lois Lane? 355 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,358 I'm a girl who gets what she wants, and I want Clark. 356 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,911 This is absurd. I am the creator. You are the creature. 357 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,640 Now, I command you to give me the gun. 358 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,077 Don't be ridiculous. If I give you the gun, I can't shoot Lois. 359 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:06,036 You're not going to shoot Lois, you're not going to shoot me. 360 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,039 You're going to give me the gun. 361 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,998 You shot me! 362 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,676 Toots, these eyes haven't shed a tear in 30 years... 363 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,910 ...but you almost got to me that time. 364 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,319 Let me get you a brew, Wanda. 365 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,391 Sure, what's another nail in the coffin? 366 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,028 You know, the kid is dying to ask you out. 367 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,758 Why don't you cut him a break? 368 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,396 Look, if you really like him, you'll tell him to keep his distance. 369 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,235 I got this crazy chick looking to kill me, and I can't even go to the cops... 370 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,552 -...because they're looking for me. -Come on, Wanda, not you. 371 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,751 I was stupid. 372 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:34,358 I made a fool of myself over him. 373 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,678 Him who? 374 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,913 His name's Clark. 375 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,679 I always thought of men as paper napkins: 376 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,999 You pig out, clean up the mess, toss them. 377 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,957 This guy actually got to me. 378 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,511 Clark, he had a secret he was hiding. 379 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,796 I was sure of it. 380 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,753 He made me angry like no other man could. 381 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,071 What kind of a secret, Wanda? 382 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,710 Whenever we were together, he would just take off. 383 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,359 No explanation. 384 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,557 I'd be right on the edge of pouring my heart out, and bam... 385 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,314 ...he'd have something urgent to do. 386 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,318 Turns out he was knocking over gas stations. 387 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:20,508 Left me in the car with a trunk full of cash and 30 state troopers on my tail. 388 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,229 What's this Clark look like? We could be on the lookout. 389 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,789 Funny, I can't picture him. 390 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,869 All I see in my head are a bunch of words. 391 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,475 It appears we both have our hands full. 392 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,599 Do you know how easily I could kill you? 393 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,478 -Probably. -Probably not. 394 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,790 Unfortunately, we need each other. 395 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,599 What have you done with her, huh? Where is she? 396 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:11,629 -I replaced her just before the wedding. -You sent that thing to be with me? 397 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,597 Where is Lois? 398 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,238 I lost her. 399 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,830 You lost her? 400 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,831 Kent, you must hate me with more hate than you thought possible... 401 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,389 ...but there's a larger issue. 402 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,108 The clone's gotten it into her head to destroy Lois. 403 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,236 -What? -The replicants are childish by nature. 404 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,311 They throw tantrums, as you can see. 405 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,758 Well, she's decided that she wants you and needs to eliminate the competition. 406 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,071 I can guarantee you... 407 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,151 ...she means business. 408 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,154 You're calling the police? 409 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,437 What, are you gonna send me back to prison? Kent, the clock's ticking. 410 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,273 We need each other. I know that clone's every move. 411 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,319 And you, you're the only man on earth who wants to find Lois as much as I do. 412 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,511 91 1 emergency. 413 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,518 Hello? 414 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,314 I guarantee you, if anything has happened to Lois-- 415 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,870 We' re wasting time. The creature may have already found her. 416 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,470 That's her, the crazy woman who looks just like me. 417 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,400 And you still don't know why she wants to kill you? 418 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,516 Life's been tough. 419 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,195 I guess I ruffled some feathers along the way. 420 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,920 I think it's time for me to move on. 421 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,118 You gave her what? 422 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,350 A simple injection to keep her from speaking. 423 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,717 It's possibly why you haven't heard from her. 424 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:52,078 Lois would move heaven and earth to contact me. I know Lois. 425 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,913 Lest you forget, Kent, she was once my intended. 426 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,913 The fact that I know some aspects of her and you know others... 427 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,389 ...can be an asset in our search. 428 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,638 When did you last see her? 429 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,598 Outside a bank. She had just kicked me in the jaw. 430 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,078 -That's Lois. -She's an amazing woman. 431 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:17,277 -I've never known anyone like her. -Fearless. 432 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,237 Stupidly so, at times. 433 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,919 -I try to get her to take it easy, but-- -She won't listen. 434 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,157 And when she's sad... 435 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,069 -...and she cries-- -You wanna die. 436 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,673 Tell me about it. 437 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,439 I'll help you find her, Kent. 438 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,232 In this one instance... 439 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,992 ...you can trust me. 440 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,318 Some guy just showed up at the Planet. 441 00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,595 -What guy? -"Red" something. 442 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,832 When you told us Lois was missing, we ran her picture on the front page. 443 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,309 Red says there's something we need to know about Lois. 444 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,917 -That would be? -Lois is trying to kill his new girlfriend. 445 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,275 -And she would be? -Wanda Detroit. 446 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,113 -Who is...? -The heroine of Lois' secret novel. 447 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,840 Lois is somewhere acting like the heroine of her novel? 448 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,878 Wanda Detroit. All right, look, look, look. Okay. 449 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,589 Wanda's got this boyfriend, a real jerk. His name's Clark. He's elusive, secretive. 450 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,637 Must've written that when she was mad at me. 451 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,836 There's this dude she's in love with. Her hero. 452 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,072 She'd do anything for him. Only he wants nothing to do with her, right? 453 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,231 His name's Kent. 454 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,312 One thing about Lois' brain, it sure is filled with a lot of you. 455 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,277 -Where can I find her? -Down at the docks. 456 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,670 She's singing at a dive called the Ace O Clubs. 457 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,070 -Jimmy, thanks. -Wait, take me with you! 458 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:45,988 Can't. 459 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,512 Luthor? 460 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,753 We're gonna miss you, Wanda. 461 00:36:56,160 --> 00:37:00,472 You're really stacked. You enchant the clientele. 462 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:06,433 Gotta keep moving. Honky-tonk bars and blues guitars. Story of my life. 463 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,828 I'm gonna kiss the cook goodbye. 464 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,753 -And what can I offer you today? -lnformation. 465 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,751 The capital of Connecticut is Hartford. 466 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:32,472 -I'm from the Daily Planet. -The food critic. At last. 467 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,916 No. I'm a reporter, and I'm a friend of Lo-- 468 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,832 Of Wanda Detroit's. 469 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,078 Maybe you can get a note to her. 470 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:46,708 -Well, all right. What's your name? -Clark. 471 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,394 Clark? 472 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,120 What'd you say your name was again, buddy? 473 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,349 Clark. 474 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,636 Bibbo, this is the creep who's hounding Wanda. 475 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,075 I've got one thing to say to you, buddy. 476 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,832 Yeah? 477 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,310 Maybe this will teach you to bother Wanda. 478 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,074 Guys.... 479 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,913 You. 480 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,432 Yeah. 481 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,199 Who are you? 482 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,909 Oh, like you don't know. We have the same boyfriend. 483 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,117 Look, kid, I doubt we draw from the same date pool. 484 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,352 -Who's your boyfriend? -Like you don't know. 485 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,512 I've decided being Mrs. Clark Kent is really cool... 486 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,116 -...and you being alive is a total drag, so-- -Now, wait a minute! 487 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,598 Angel, it's me. The man you love. 488 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,359 Wanda... 489 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,148 ...it's Kent. 490 00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,759 You're Kent? 491 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,798 The man you love and thought you couldn't have. 492 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,793 Well, good news. You can. 493 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,190 I sure hope this isn't a dream. 494 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,516 It's a dream come true. 495 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,032 -Only one person stands in our way. -I know. 496 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,316 I know, Clark. He's in there. 497 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,392 He's got in his crazed head that I'm the one that's no good for you. 498 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,314 But everything will be fine if you do exactly as I say. 499 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,638 Guys, I just need some information. 500 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,360 Guys. Hello? Guys. Come on. Please. 501 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,798 I give. 502 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,591 And if you come back, there's more where that came from. 503 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,758 Yeah. 504 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,670 I don't know if I can do what you want. 505 00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,673 Of course you can. You're a thespian. 506 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,354 What's going on? 507 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,554 Why did I trust you even for a second? 508 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,756 I was just trying to protect her... 509 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,312 ...Clark. 510 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,358 -Clark. -Lois? Are you all right? 511 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,360 -You are all right, right? -Clark, we have to talk. 512 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,034 -Yeah, let's get you safe first. -I'm safe now... 513 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,510 -...with Lex. -What? What are you talking about? 514 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,196 Clark, we've been saved from a horrible mistake. 515 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,718 -What mistake? -Getting married. 516 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,039 I had doubts. 517 00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:01,315 But I was afraid to disappoint you, our parents. 518 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,596 I couldn't even face you... 519 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,548 ...so that's why I hid here pretending to be Wanda. 520 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:10,633 But the truth is that I'm just not the type to get married. 521 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,870 I need to go away and sort things out. 522 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,915 Go? Where? 523 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:17,788 Wherever Lex takes me. 524 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,031 Seeing him has brought back my old feelings. 525 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,589 -What old feelings? -I love him. 526 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,591 Lois, you don't mean this. 527 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,718 What about me? 528 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,836 I don't love you. 529 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,437 Now, Clark, I'm leaving. 530 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,239 And if you love me as much you say you do, you'll just let me go. 531 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,237 Tough break, old man. 532 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,119 Well, I hope you handle it with dignity. 533 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,432 I don't know yet what you've done to her, but I will find out. 534 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,639 And I will bring Lois back. And if I have to go right through you to do it... 535 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,155 ...I will. I promise you. 536 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,278 My, my. That sounds like a threat, Clark. 537 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,199 My woman doesn't take kindly to threats. 538 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:23,439 Dear, you were magnificent. 539 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,637 I tell you, I could've been an actress. 540 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,270 -Who is this Lois anyway? -Someone better off forgotten. 541 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:41,035 Well, I guess it's just you and me. 542 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,471 Subtitles by SDl Media Group 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 10000 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org