0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:17,679 My high school reunion. Where does the time go? 2 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,400 Listen, are you sure you wanna go to this thing? 3 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,718 -Oh, yeah, sure. -It's just, I'd understand if you didn't. 4 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,236 -A bunch of people you don't know. -Lois, you just got your memory back. 5 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,231 I just got you back. 6 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,437 I may never let you out of my sight again. 7 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,713 -Would you look at you? -Just my luck. 8 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:42,795 I wear polyester one day of my life and it's captured on film for eternity. 9 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,913 Lois Lane, student-body president. You got elected with that hair? 10 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,277 I was stuck in my Charlie 's Angels phase. Everybody was. 11 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,830 -Who's Joe Malloy? -We should really get going. 12 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:57,159 "You' re in my dreams like a touchdown pass. 13 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,390 I can't help noticing you've got a great--" 14 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,039 Give me that. 15 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:05,030 I was also in my "dating the quarterback" phase. It didn't last long. 16 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,713 I also noticed that you were voted "Least Likely to Get Married"-- 17 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,394 And put up a picket fence. I know, I know. 18 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,199 I was headstrong and independent, and, by the way... 19 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,750 ...also vowed not to get married until after that first Pulitzer. 20 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,276 -Well, what changed? -I met you. 21 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:27,278 -Come on. -Okay. 22 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,950 And our spirits will soar As we hear our mighty roar 23 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,395 The Lion is king of all the rest 24 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,950 We will kill them, we will beat them Yeah, the Lions will defeat them 25 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,634 Go, all you Lions, go 26 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,511 I've been waiting for this moment for years. 27 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,639 I am beautiful, l' m successful... 28 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:02,278 ...and I was never asked to a dance. 29 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,479 Never, ever... 30 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,393 ...ever! 31 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:12,798 Well, I won't be the wallflower at this dance, will l? 32 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,515 I said, will l? 33 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,432 -No. No. -No. No. 34 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,991 Oh, that sounded so sincere. 35 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,232 Must you be so small? 36 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,390 Tasteless question. 37 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,277 My darling little Debbie, you miss Joe? 38 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,908 He never had any time for me in high school. 39 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,514 Well, he'll have time for me tonight. 40 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,989 And Les, I'll comfort Peggy. 41 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:50,119 She's probably been crying and crying since you've been gone... 42 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,590 ...which will just wreck those perfect features. 43 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,156 Well, I'm off. 44 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,232 Tonight I'll be the belle of the ball... 45 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,473 ...while Lois Lane's world is gonna get awfully small. 46 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,630 Well, I never asked you. 47 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:45,713 In situations like this, are you a mingler or a clinger? 48 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,438 -What? -A mingler or a clinger? 49 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,831 Do you hang on the hip all night or do you like to split up and circulate? 50 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,274 Lo-Lo! 51 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,959 -Excuse me. -Lo-Lo? 52 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,315 It's what my good friends called me in high school. 53 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,353 -Oh, Lois. -Smile, please. Thank you. 54 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,672 You look wonderful as always. 55 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:11,273 -Annette Westman. -Oh, hi. I'm Clark Kent, Lo-Lo's fiance. 56 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,955 -You must've been one of her friends. -No, we barely spoke. Right, Lo-Lo? 57 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,869 Well.... Well, we-- You know, we did-- 58 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,759 -You look great. -Really? 59 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,190 Like I'm ready for the prom? 60 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:29,599 Not that I would know. I never actually went to a prom. 61 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,315 -Lo-Lo! -Hey, it's Lois. 62 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:37,195 Julie! Oh, Clark, I really want you to meet Julie. 63 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,749 -Annette, why don't we all go over-- -No, you go on. 64 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,559 Run off to Julie, just like the old days. 65 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,595 Julie, hi. Hi, Dick. 66 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:53,548 Julie, this is my fiance, Clark Kent. Clark, Dick. Dick, Clark. 67 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,677 Hans, get in here. 68 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,354 -Ja, madam? -Time to go to work. 69 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,273 I will be the center of attention at this stupid event. 70 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,237 Ja, madam. 71 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:09,917 I will get into position, but do not release it until my signal. 72 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,559 Ja, madam. 73 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,711 Oh, God, there's Joe Malloy. 74 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,231 The quarterback? 75 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,833 He is so unhappy. 76 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,072 His wife vanished just a few weeks ago. 77 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,869 You're kidding. Do the police have any leads? 78 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,508 Well, the case is still open, but it doesn't look good. 79 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:34,389 -Joe. Joe. Oh, Joe. -Hi, Annette. 80 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,472 Smile, please. 81 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,991 -Thank you. -I'm so sorry. I just heard. What can I do? 82 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,118 It's just good to see you, Lo-Lo. I wasn't gonna come tonight... 83 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:49,193 ...but it's good to be around old friends. Annette has been such a rock. 84 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,430 You just buck up, big guy. 85 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,995 You two have been close since high school? 86 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,550 Not really, but she's come around at just the right time... 87 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:01,429 ...and it's sweet, her being so busy with her big cosmetics company and all. 88 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,831 Westman Cosmetics? You're that Westman? 89 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,595 Yes. Fortune 5OO, New York Stock Exchange. 90 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,115 Things have changed a lot for me since high school. 91 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,590 Excuse me, Annette, I just wanna talk to Lois for a sec. 92 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,395 So, what did the police say about Debbie? 93 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,792 Just that there's no evidence of foul play. 94 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,712 Who's that guy you're with? 95 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,316 Oh, Clark. He's my fiance. 96 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,756 Hang on to him, Lois. You don't see it coming till they're gone. 97 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:42,391 Debbie and me, we had our problems, but I never thought she'd leave. 98 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:45,438 Must be something about being 30. Same thing happened to Peggy. 99 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,556 Peggy, our friend? Peggy Barrish? 100 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,674 Yeah. Her husband, Les, gone. No note. No nothing. 101 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,239 She's all torn up about it. 102 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,910 Oh, that must be why she's not here tonight. 103 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,756 Ready? Just wait for my signal. 104 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,434 You're gonna drop the disco ball and it'll just barely miss me. 105 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:13,037 If that doesn 't make me the center of attention, I don 't know what will. 106 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:18,069 Fortunes! Fortunes! I see all. 107 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,470 Mrs. Pomerantz, you taught P. E. 108 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:26,033 The ball will miss me by a foot. The room will go wild with sympathy and concern. 109 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:31,590 Oh, look. I definitely see a little Kent in your future. 110 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,798 Now let's see. It looks like a very healthy one. 111 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:41,793 Get out of the way, Lois. 112 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,311 Hold it. Just wait. 113 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:52,833 Not yet. Not yet. 114 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:56,996 Wait till I say go. 115 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,559 No. 116 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,479 Wait till I say go. 117 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,278 Wait till I say go. 118 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,759 Guys. 119 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,673 Thanks. 120 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:19,755 Fabulous. As if she never got enough attention. 121 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,911 You idiot. 122 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,833 Superman. Where did you--? 123 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,231 Well, I'm always sort of nearby. 124 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,550 Lois and I are... 125 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,078 ...friends. 126 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:38,393 Well, Lois, you're happy now... 127 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,518 ...but all that's about to change. 128 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:48,631 Lois, I know you want that Pulitzer, I just don't think that this reunion story is it. 129 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,030 Clark, two of my high school classmates' spouses... 130 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,919 ...have disappeared in the past few weeks without a trace. 131 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:57,072 -Do you know the divorce rate? -I know these people... 132 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,674 ...and they' re just not the vanish-without-a-trace type. 133 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,068 Don't fight it, Clark. 134 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,515 When the pit bull gets hold of a bone... 135 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,318 -...it won't let go. -Tell me about it. 136 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,994 There's a connection between some no-shows at my reunion. 137 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,151 -Why do you think that? -They weren't there. 138 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,992 -How are they connected? -They weren't there. 139 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,993 -Why weren't they there? -I don't know. They weren't there. 140 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,230 Boy, that's a story just crying out to be told. 141 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:18,748 Jimmy! 142 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:22,515 Chief, are those cowboy boots you're wearing? 143 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:25,433 Oh, yeah. Sally, you know, that gal I've been going out with... 144 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,511 ...she's big into the country-western stuff. 145 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,956 In fact, we've been going line dancing. Yeah. Watch this. 146 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:41,035 You just keep track of your toe and your heel, and your heel and your toe... 147 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,395 ...and your toe and your heel, and your heel-- 148 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,754 Hey, what is this? 149 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,469 Don't you city folks have stories to write? Let's go. 150 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:53,315 Lois, here's a little present for you. 151 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,198 You're gonna need it sooner or later. 152 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,954 -Thanks, chief. -You called, my queen? 153 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,873 Yeah. Be a prince. Run the names of my senior class. 154 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,634 See if any of their spouses show up on missing-persons lists. 155 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:07,076 Oh, and try and get me a phone number for Peggy Barrish. 156 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,998 Peggy Barrish? 157 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,636 The model Peggy Barrish? 158 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,712 The one that does the lingerie ads? The legs, the stockings? 159 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,440 Her husband, Les, is missing. 160 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,672 Oh, that's terrible. 161 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,793 Garter belts. 162 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,794 "Lois Kent. " 163 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,593 "Lois Kent. " 164 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:42,594 Just the first time I've ever seen those two names.... 165 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:43,954 Put together like that. 166 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,952 You can't even drop something right. 167 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,872 I was supposed to get the sympathy, not Lo-Lo. 168 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,993 Lo-Lo and Clark. Lo-Lo and Superman. Lo-Lo and the football team. 169 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,435 Whatever Lo-Lo wants, Lo-Lo gets. Well, not for long. 170 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,511 Annette, please! 171 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,638 If it's ransom you're after, Peggy and I will pay it. 172 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,792 Oh, God, I hate it when tiny people beg. 173 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,711 I don't want ransom. 174 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,997 I want Peggy, stressed out, getting uglier by the minute... 175 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:29,631 ...to accept my friendship and tell me daily how miserable and lonely she is. 176 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,118 Just like your Joe does, Debbie. 177 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:39,596 Cheer up, doll. Soon you'll be joined by two others. 178 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:45,036 And this lovely stuff here is what does the trick. 179 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,353 Hans! 180 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,318 Deliver these packages posthaste. 181 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,270 Help yourself, baby. 182 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,394 " For the man in love. " 183 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:23,319 "This shampoo, specially formulated for a man's hair... 184 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,313 ...will leave you feeling as never before. 185 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:30,268 Does the love of your life notice the little changes you make? 186 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,034 Would you like to draw her a little closer? 187 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:38,194 Try this free sample and, little by little, she'll see a whole new you. " 188 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,513 Hey. 189 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,879 You didn't say goodbye. 190 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,634 I'm late, and you were in the shower. 191 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,630 You smell good. 192 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,798 -Bye. -Bye. 193 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,392 Julie? Honey? I think I've-- 194 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,514 I'm lost. 195 00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,993 What the...? 196 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,597 -Julie? Hey! -Get in there, you. 197 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,716 Let me out of here. 198 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,349 Hey, who is that? 199 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,915 First Julie's husband and now Clark Kent. 200 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,875 Hans! You can make that other pickup in just a few minutes. 201 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,793 Wake up! You're gonna have company. 202 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,915 We interrupt this program for a Metro News bulletin. 203 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,471 Hawaii's Kilauea volcano has erupted... 204 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,030 ...and lava flows are steadily making their way toward villages in the area. 205 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,873 It has been reported thousands are fleeing for their lives... 206 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,669 ... from villages closest to the volcano and in direct path of-- 207 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,159 This just in. 208 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,118 Miraculously, Superman has just appeared... 209 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,078 ... and has diverted the lava flow into the Pacific Ocean. 210 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,392 What appeared to be an unparalleled disaster-in-the-making has been averted. 211 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:01,473 Local residents stand cheering and it appears not a single home has been lost. 212 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,997 Thank you, Superman. We now return to our regularly scheduled program. 213 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,989 -Sorry. Must be in the wrong apartment. -Hey, hey, hang on a second. 214 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,628 The landlord ordered pest control. Excuse, please. 215 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:46,035 Must check the work order. Huge rats. No rats here. Okay. Well, okey-dokey. 216 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,159 Morning. 217 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,630 Morning. I've been trying to get ahold of Peggy Barrish... 218 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,837 ...the other person whose spouse vanished? No luck. 219 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,355 You wouldn't believe what happened to me this morning. 220 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,398 Actually, I heard about the volcano. Nice work. 221 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,757 One latte, double-sugar-lumped, fat-full, just the way you like it. 222 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,515 Thank you. No, I just stepped out of the shower... 223 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,035 ...and in walks this exterminator guy looking for rats. 224 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,998 You're kidding. Did he see anything? 225 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,230 No. I was wearing a towel. 226 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,956 -Clark, listen. -Yeah? 227 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,639 We've never really talked about this... 228 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:36,112 ...but just how dead set are you on me changing my last name to Kent? 229 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,075 -Well-- -Because it is my professional name. 230 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,152 Marrying you is a huge part of my life, don't get me wrong... 231 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,959 ...but, you know, so is this. 232 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:50,033 And I don't think I'll feel one bit less married to you by holding onto a name... 233 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,760 ...that has taken me, really, years to establish. 234 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,512 You have tradition on your side... 235 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,910 ...but I never understood why women have to change. 236 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,548 They change their name, their body when they have a baby-- 237 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,392 -Lois. -Yes? 238 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,233 Next time, decaf for you. 239 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,198 I just feel attached... 240 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:15,195 ...both professionally and personally, to "Lois Lane. " 241 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,193 -Me too. -You too what? 242 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:21,389 I'm attached to Lois Lane. 243 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:25,235 I fell in love with her, I admire her... 244 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,152 ...I depend on her. 245 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,517 I'm not asking for any changes, am l? 246 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:31,834 No. 247 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,595 If something is important to you, then it's important to me. 248 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,951 We're in this together. 249 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,759 Guys? 250 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,633 Nice timing. 251 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,552 I ran those names from your senior class. 252 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,439 None reported any missing persons except the ones you said. 253 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,556 Who both happen to be friends of yours. 254 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,280 Yeah. It's weird, huh? 255 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,629 Joe? Joe, are you okay? 256 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,757 This dang machine. There's a bar in there. 257 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,229 They say it's empty, but it's not. I need that bar. 258 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,711 Honey, it's okay. 259 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,354 -Oh, you got it. -Yeah. 260 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,080 Hi, Joe. I'm Clark Kent, Lois's fiance. 261 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,310 Oh, hi. I'm sorry to bother you guys. 262 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,597 I was just hoping that maybe you had some information about my Debbie... 263 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,309 ...or even about Peggy's husband, Les. This thing is such a mess. 264 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,199 Yeah. Come on, let's go talk about it. 265 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:34,433 I am so happy you cheap consumers used your free shampoo. 266 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,398 Make room for little Richard. 267 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,152 There's something I need to tell you-- 268 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,675 Hans, when madam is savoring her triumphs... 269 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:45,230 -...madam does not wish to be disturbed. -Ja, madam. 270 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,953 There you go. 271 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,074 Dick? 272 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,313 Oh, man. Les, Debbie. So this is where you disappeared to. 273 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,639 All right, break up the coffee klatch. 274 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:11,397 You, Dick. For God's sake, get into that closet and put on something humiliating. 275 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,470 Hans, the last bag. 276 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,834 Madam, please, l-- 277 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,834 Our final guest is the recently engaged Clark Kent. 278 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,879 Hans, you will perhaps note the bag is empty. 279 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,952 -Ja, madam. -T ell me he used the shampoo. 280 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,112 I'm sure he did, but-- 281 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,918 Quit muttering, you overgrown tumor! 282 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,834 Where is Clark? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? 283 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,149 The shampoo failed. 284 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,477 The shampoo didn't fail. 285 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,835 I don't fail. 286 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,672 I gave up failing. 287 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,876 If anyone here failed, who would it have been? 288 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,352 -Me. -I want Lois's nightmare to begin. 289 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,795 Find out what happened. 290 00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,872 So other than being high school friends, nothing links you and the other victims. 291 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,429 When we graduated, everyone just kind of scattered. 292 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,511 How's Peggy? I've been trying to reach her. 293 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,749 Completely shattered. She and Les were so happy. 294 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,195 It seemed like they had it all. 295 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,920 But I guess that's what they said about all of us in school. 296 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:18,073 Y eah. Peggy was the homecoming queen and Julie was the head cheerleader. 297 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,753 And Joe was the quarterback. 298 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,673 That's what you had in common. You were big deals in high school. 299 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,470 I gotta go. I got a lunch appointment. I don't wanna keep her waiting. Thanks. 300 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,234 Sure. We're gonna figure this thing out, Joe. 301 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,595 That's great perfume. Reminds me of Debbie. 302 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,273 Oh, I'm not wearing any. 303 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,832 Oh, I'm sorry, it's you. Well, I'll see you. 304 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,872 You do smell good. New cologne? 305 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,238 I'm not wearing cologne. 306 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,278 You're getting a little sloppy in your rushes to save the day. 307 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,591 Clark, your glasses. 308 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,516 Did she say what it was? Okay, thanks. 309 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,069 Jimmy said Julie's been trying to reach me, that it's urgent. 310 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,391 Are we Cajun-cooking again? 311 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,754 I bought a nice bottle of wine that'll go great with the blackened lasagna. 312 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,915 It's starting. 313 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,910 This is insane. 314 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,715 I got Julie's machine. Who leaves an urgent message and then goes out? 315 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,513 I hope she's okay-- 316 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,229 This shirt seems all stretched out. 317 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,478 Not that I'm all that domestic, but do shirts stretch? 318 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,872 Maybe I need to find another cleaners. 319 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,035 Clark, either your clothes are growing or you're-- 320 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,673 -What's happening to you? -Something really strange. 321 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,435 I mean, I know what's happening, I just don't understand how or why. 322 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,998 -Has this happened before? -First I noticed, it was Monday. 323 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:28,028 This started yesterday and you didn't tell me? What were you thinking? 324 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,839 I was thinking, "Don't tell Lois. She'll only be upset. " 325 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,155 I wanted to get some facts straight, figure out what was happening to me. 326 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,517 To us. Whatever happens to you or me happens to us. 327 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,194 Didn't you just get through saying we're in this together? 328 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,954 And we'll get through this together. 329 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,468 Well, your powers are functioning normally. 330 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,998 But you've experienced a loss in height and body mass. 331 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,273 It's okay, doc. It's okay. 332 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,908 But the suit seems to fit as snugly as ever. 333 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,274 That's the aura effect. 334 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,352 Anything within a tenth of a millimeter is essentially a second skin. 335 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:26,355 What's happening might be the result of living on the Earth under a yellow sun. 336 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:30,229 Perhaps your molecular structure can only tolerate a yellow sun for a finite period... 337 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,470 -...before it breaks down. -What can we do? 338 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,029 Well, let's not panic. It may be reversible. 339 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,438 I can't tell you anything definitive till the test results come back. 340 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,634 And if it can't be reversed? 341 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,632 -Well.... -It's okay, doc. 342 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,270 You can tell me. You can be blunt. 343 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,678 Think of yourself as a snowman. 344 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,755 As a snowman melts, it has less and less to protect it from the effects of the sun. 345 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,230 Before you know it, you're nothing more than a puddle with a corncob pipe. 346 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,035 T oo blunt. T oo blunt. I knew it. 347 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,717 You can see why I don't do clinical work. 348 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,917 Lois, where's Clark? 349 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,275 Oh, well, I'm sure he'll show up. 350 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:25,831 When the rooster crows, I want everyone off their keister... 351 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,878 ...out of the bunkhouse and pulling their own weight. 352 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,350 All right, you little dogies, roll them out. 353 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:38,559 He's going through an urban-cowboy stage. 354 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,871 Dick did too. 355 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,393 I gave him such a hard time. 356 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:49,948 God, I'd love to see him again, even in those stupid boots. 357 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:54,352 I'm so sorry. If I'd gotten ahold of you last night, I would have come over. 358 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,630 Are you sure you didn't see anything unusual in the house at all? 359 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,913 Just that nothing was touched. Even all his clothes are still there. 360 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,677 Oh, and I don't know if it means anything... 361 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,593 ...but a neighbor saw an exterminator truck near the house. 362 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,512 An exterminator? 363 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,796 Clark had an exterminator in his place too. 364 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,952 Did they say the name of the company? 365 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,875 What did she say? Snoil. That's it. 366 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,838 S-N-O-l-L. 367 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,876 -Lois Lane. -Free for lunch? 368 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,753 Annette? 369 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,230 No, I can't have lunch. I'm sitting here with Julie. 370 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,840 I'm sitting here with Dick. 371 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,639 Her husband's disappeared. It's just so terrible. 372 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:50,316 There's nothing worse than loneliness. Believe me, I know. 373 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,517 Please tell her I'm here for her if she needs me. 374 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,877 I know how tough the disappearance of Joe's wife has been on him. 375 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,395 -Can I call you back? -Oh, yes. 376 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,472 And please tell Julie to think positively. 377 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,838 I'm sure Dick's devotion to her will get him home safely. 378 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,478 Not. 379 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,270 Annette says to think positively. 380 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,312 She is just so great. 381 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,711 Were you two friends in high school? 382 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,233 No. 383 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,512 You wanna know something awful? 384 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,554 I used to sort of tease her. 385 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,953 Lois Lane. Clark? 386 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,278 Meet you? 387 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,034 Late tonight? Why? 388 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,158 Well, okay. 389 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,234 Clark? Are you here? 390 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,992 Lois? 391 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,157 Clark. 392 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,079 Where are you? 393 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,832 I' m here. 394 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,788 We need to talk. Lois, stop. 395 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,954 Please, don't come any closer. 396 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,193 What's wrong? Why can't I see you? 397 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,272 You'll only be frightened. I'm frightened. 398 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,873 Did you see Dr. Klein? 399 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,517 He has to run more tests before he knows anything definitive. 400 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:54,231 Lois, I know if you see me right now, you'll be alarmed... 401 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,836 ...and you'll ask lots of questions and I won't have any answers. 402 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,195 Well, I swear I won't ask any questions. 403 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:05,069 When will Dr. Klein get back to you? How long before we know anything? 404 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,151 Why would you think I'd ask lots of questions? 405 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,949 Lois, I need you to be calm, focused. 406 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:18,119 I think whatever's happening to you has something to do with that exterminator. 407 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,192 Dick, Julie's husband, is gone. 408 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,713 Another person vanished? 409 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,030 And he had an exterminator at his place too. 410 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,397 That's a start. 411 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,039 Whatever information you get, I'll find a way of contacting you. 412 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,635 You'll contact me? 413 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,639 But yesterday you said we were in this together. 414 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,313 Lois... 415 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,070 ...this thing that I'm going through... 416 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,838 ...right now, I have to handle it myself. 417 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,112 Please trust me on this. 418 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,475 Clark, ask me to scour the earth... 419 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:58,315 ...wake up every cop, knock on every door... 420 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,119 ...but please don't ask me to walk away from you. 421 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,233 I don't know how to do that. 422 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,672 I know. 423 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,508 Clark? Please forgive me. I tried to do what you asked. 424 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:57,231 Maybe not hard enough, but I did try. I'm here to help and l-- 425 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,639 Clark? 426 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,478 Clark, are you here? 427 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,518 Clark? 428 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,073 Clark? 429 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,631 It wasn't cologne. 430 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,870 It was shampoo. 431 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,832 I know you're trying. I don't mean to keep bothering you. 432 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,994 Dr. Klein, there are more tests you could run. 433 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,713 I mean, it is possible to find an antidote, isn't it? 434 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,190 We're doing our best to analyze this shampoo... 435 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,590 ...but we have so little to go on. 436 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,433 So, what you're saying is it's hopeless. 437 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,469 Well, of course I'm alarmed. The world needs Superman. 438 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,195 I need Superman. 439 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,832 Clark? 440 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,913 -ls that you? Are you here? -Y eah, I'm here. 441 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,115 Dr. Klein had bad news? 442 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,319 Well... 443 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,757 ...not as good as we had hoped. 444 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:55,072 But he's got all of ST AR Labs working on a reversal formula. 445 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,391 It'll just take more time. 446 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,073 Time I don't have. 447 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:04,756 I know how scared you must be. I know how scared I am. 448 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,237 At least we're in this together. 449 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,273 Lois, we've always tried to be honest with each other. 450 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,631 That's the kind of commitment we have to one another. 451 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,950 That's the kind of marriage we're gonna have. 452 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,198 We have to be real here. 453 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,514 Lois, look at me. 454 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,230 Over here. Look. 455 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,195 Oh, God. 456 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,719 -I look like Mighty Mouse. -No, you-- 457 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:43,238 We can't seriously talk about a future, or a life together or a marriage right now. 458 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,198 -I may not have a tomorrow. -What are you saying? 459 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,231 I heard you on the phone with Dr. Klein. 460 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,714 I heard your pain. 461 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,474 I can't put you through that. 462 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,833 Well, that doesn't say very much for your belief in me. 463 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,072 I'm not some weak-kneed, fair-weathered, fly-by-night friend. 464 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:01,912 I didn't come here to fight with you. 465 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,277 Then why did you come here? To tell me you're gonna stay away forever? 466 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,430 -You are so stubborn. -You are so stubborn. 467 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,632 Clark. 468 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,718 "Snoil. " 469 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,356 Yeah. Yeah, I recall reading this a year or so ago. 470 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,673 Dr. Torvold Graham claimed he'd found a way to shrink living cells. 471 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,558 Where did you get this article? 472 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,114 From Superman. 473 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,477 Have you had any luck with the analysis of the shampoo? 474 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,839 A little, but we are nowhere near reversing its effect. 475 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,355 Lois, I have never been under so much pressure. 476 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,751 I have this enormous responsibility. If the world knew he was shrinking-- 477 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:18,596 Klein, pull it together. This isn't about you, it's about Superman. 478 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,438 -Right. -Now... 479 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,558 ...if we got this Dr. Graham's research notes... 480 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,790 ...could you find an antidote? 481 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,712 Possibly. 482 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,038 The details of his work were kept confidential... 483 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,159 ...and Dr. Graham vanished some months ago. He was never found. 484 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,629 -Well, who did he work for? -Oh, gee. 485 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,149 His work was funded by a-- 486 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,517 -lt was a large cosmetics firm. -A cosmetics firm? 487 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,234 Well, you know, they're always trying to shrink something. 488 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,594 -She runs a cosmetic company. -Oh, I see. 489 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,796 None of us were friends with her in high school. 490 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,996 Suddenly she's comforting Julie and calling me. 491 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,277 And he said he didn't wanna keep her waiting for lunch. 492 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,477 -Joe was having lunch with Annette. -He was? 493 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:11,395 The exterminator from Snoil pest control. "Snoil" spelled backwards is "lions. " 494 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,913 We were the Lions. 495 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,753 Dr. Klein, I know how to get those research notes. 496 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,714 " Lois, it's too dangerous. Stay put till you hear from me. " 497 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,275 He always says that. 498 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,231 And I never listen. 499 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,794 -I'm getting you out of here. -Who are you? 500 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,359 I'm... 501 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,351 -...a Navy Seal. -Boy, you guys are good. 502 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,954 I'm not going out there. There's a huge cat. 503 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,590 I'll take care of the cat. I'm... 504 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,353 ...a Navy Seal. 505 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,636 -Well, the door's locked. -I jimmied it. 506 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,870 We'll go down the table leg and across the floor. 507 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,393 Hurry, before anybody wakes up. 508 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,674 Annette? Annette, open up. It's Lois. 509 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,831 She never listens. 510 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,558 Coming. 511 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,195 One word and you're cat food. Think about it. 512 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,195 Lois. My, it's so late. Well, I do hope there isn't a problem. 513 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,476 Annette, Clark's disappeared just like the others. 514 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,754 No. Oh, Lois, I'm here for you. 515 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,434 Can I come in? 516 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,229 -Well, why don't we meet tomorrow-- -I really think I need to sit down. 517 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,274 You sure do have a lot of stuff from high school. 518 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,750 Well, I was assembling it all for the reunion. 519 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,997 Please, Lois. Share your pain with me. 520 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,592 This is Julie's cheerleading outfit. 521 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,319 And Joe's football helmet. 522 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,040 Yes. He was very grateful for everything I've done. 523 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,031 It was really generous of you... 524 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,078 ...considering you weren't even friends in high school. 525 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:15,914 Do you know I went to every one of his games and he never even looked my way? 526 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,672 And Julie used to tease you. 527 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:23,437 She found my weight, wardrobe, braces, attempts to speak amusing, yes. 528 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,431 And what did I do? 529 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,675 I think you'd better go, Lo-Lo. 530 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,637 Why are you doing this? 531 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,233 I never did anything to you. 532 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,911 Who lost the election for class president to you? 533 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,109 Moi. But you forgot, didn't you, Lo-Lo? 534 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,556 Of course. Nothing I ever did made the slightest impression on you. 535 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,630 -And Peggy? -Pretty, pretty Peggy. 536 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:53,236 Always got all the attention, all the boys, all the Valentines. 537 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,916 Interesting, isn't it? Now everybody needs me to comfort them, even you. 538 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:02,235 You don't wanna comfort anyone. You just wanna see our pain. 539 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,628 -Lois! -Over here! 540 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,199 -Don't. Lois! -ln the dollhouse! 541 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,232 Come on, hurry up. Hey, Lois! 542 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,277 Oh, my God. 543 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,830 -Call the cops! -She's got a gun! Behind you! 544 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,197 Clark isn't here and Hans is having great difficulty finding him. 545 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,430 So maybe he shrunk away to nothing. 546 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,433 Lonely, Lois? Need a hug? 547 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,431 There's still a chance to make things right. 548 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,397 Just turn over Dr. Graham's research notes. 549 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:29,109 Don't be silly. I'm more popular now than I ever dreamed. 550 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:34,070 And since you don't appear to need me, I have no need for you. Goodbye, Lois. 551 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,832 -Don't do it. -No. 552 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,238 I guess I'll have to clean up my own dirty work. 553 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,594 Whatever. 554 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,397 Here's a box office hit for you. Honey, I Shrunk the Reporter. 555 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,232 -No, don't! -Don't do it! 556 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,951 No! 557 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,354 -Lois. Lois, you saved us. -Lois, that's great! 558 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:37,598 Good work, you two. You all make an incredible team. 559 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,795 -But I guess I say that too often, huh? -I don't think you can say that too often. 560 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,355 What, chief, no cowboy boots? 561 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:50,479 Oh, well, you know, Sally said I couldn't get my tush to push. 562 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,875 I guess I'm just an old rock-'n'-roller at heart, huh? 563 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,794 So that fortuneteller was right. 564 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,077 There was a little Kent in my future. 565 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,351 Are you saying that I was "small" not to share my troubles with you? 566 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,796 That's not what I was saying, but nicely put. 567 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,355 Well, would the future Mrs. Kent... 568 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,512 ...and her alter ego, Lois Lane... 569 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,195 ...accept an apology and dinner? 570 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:27,990 If Mr. Kent and his alter ego would provide the flight. 571 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,513 Deal. 572 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:37,431 The four of us make a pretty good team. We should double date more often. 573 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,636 You know what's great about you? 574 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,509 Sure, but you can repeat it again. 575 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,558 Everything. 576 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:54,400 As long as we're together, it's incredible. 577 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,910 So I guess that means you won't be pushing me away again. 578 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:00,713 I won't. 579 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:06,679 And maybe you could promise not to put yourself in harm's way again? 580 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,479 Well.... 581 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,192 Give me your pinkie. 582 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,755 -What? -Your pinkie finger. 583 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,279 "l promise," on three. 584 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,275 -One, two. -One, two. 585 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,398 I promise. 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