0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:09,207 --> 00:00:12,165 - Okay, your parents, done. My parents...? - Check. 2 00:00:12,327 --> 00:00:13,555 - Perry? - Right here. 3 00:00:13,727 --> 00:00:15,206 Jimmy, here. 4 00:00:15,367 --> 00:00:18,040 I got Aunt Esther the fruit basket and holiday chocolates... 5 00:00:18,207 --> 00:00:20,801 ...in the shape of basketball players for the archbishop... 6 00:00:20,967 --> 00:00:23,765 ...and the international assorted cheeses for the mayor. 7 00:00:24,327 --> 00:00:26,477 Oh, no. She just had a baby. 8 00:00:26,647 --> 00:00:30,481 - Do babies do Brie? - Lois, relax. Everything is under control. 9 00:00:30,647 --> 00:00:32,126 It's gonna be a great Christmas. 10 00:00:32,287 --> 00:00:34,960 - How do you know? - Because, honey, it's Christmas. 11 00:00:35,127 --> 00:00:36,765 And it's our first in our new home. 12 00:00:37,127 --> 00:00:39,846 Speaking of which, we'll never get the house ready on time... 13 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:43,283 ...before everyone arrives. Without super-cheating, that is. 14 00:00:43,447 --> 00:00:45,881 - Lois. - Then there's the question of parking. 15 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:49,119 I'm sorry. I don't what it is about the holidays that does this to me. 16 00:00:49,287 --> 00:00:53,041 It's just the way you look at it, that's all. You view Christmas like it's a chore. 17 00:00:53,207 --> 00:00:56,119 - Like it's something to get through. - That's how it feels to me. 18 00:00:56,287 --> 00:00:58,437 Look around you. What do you see? 19 00:00:59,247 --> 00:01:00,726 Crass commercialism. 20 00:01:00,887 --> 00:01:04,084 Conspicuous consumption, gluttony, greed. 21 00:01:04,247 --> 00:01:07,637 I'm confusing the 12 days of Christmas with the seven deadly sins, aren't I? 22 00:01:07,887 --> 00:01:09,798 Wanna know what I see? 23 00:01:09,967 --> 00:01:12,276 I see magic. 24 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,957 - Magic? - Yeah, honey, magic. 25 00:01:16,127 --> 00:01:18,118 And I love it. I just wish you... 26 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,960 - You could too. - You know what I wish? 27 00:01:21,127 --> 00:01:24,164 I wish we could have a nice Christmas alone together. 28 00:01:24,327 --> 00:01:26,716 No lists, no guests, nobody needing... 29 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:29,242 Five-alarm fire at Bedford Street Children 's Home... 30 00:01:29,407 --> 00:01:31,363 - What are you hearing? - Fire trucks. 31 00:01:31,527 --> 00:01:34,599 - Bedford Street Children's Home's on fire. - Hurry. 32 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:40,200 Magic. 33 00:01:57,447 --> 00:02:01,076 It's that moment just as I bust through the interdimensional vortex. 34 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:04,478 Always gives me a brain freeze. 35 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:08,483 - Where'd he go? - Who? I... I... 36 00:02:08,647 --> 00:02:12,037 I targeted him right here to this spot. He should be here. 37 00:02:12,207 --> 00:02:13,720 Who? 38 00:02:16,567 --> 00:02:19,081 He's moving northeast and fast. 39 00:02:19,247 --> 00:02:20,441 This guy can move. 40 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:29,835 Hey! 41 00:02:30,847 --> 00:02:32,166 - Hey! - Oh, my. 42 00:02:32,367 --> 00:02:33,516 What's...? 43 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,325 - What did you do to...? - What? 44 00:02:38,447 --> 00:02:40,517 Hey. Hey. 45 00:02:42,487 --> 00:02:43,806 Stand back, boys. 46 00:02:43,967 --> 00:02:46,435 There's a new imp in town. 47 00:03:50,007 --> 00:03:53,682 We'll turn in my story, wish everybody a Merry Christmas and then duck out. 48 00:03:53,847 --> 00:03:55,917 What time do your parents' flight get in? 49 00:03:57,567 --> 00:03:58,602 Oh, 7:00. 50 00:03:58,767 --> 00:04:00,758 You're not still brooding about that, are you? 51 00:04:00,927 --> 00:04:02,758 You saved every one of those kids. 52 00:04:02,927 --> 00:04:06,317 It's just sad to think of these kids being split up for the holidays. 53 00:04:06,487 --> 00:04:08,876 All their presents, their Christmas tree destroyed. 54 00:04:09,047 --> 00:04:12,164 Well, it was the Christmas tree lights that started the fire. 55 00:04:12,327 --> 00:04:14,522 You couldn't have done any more than you did. 56 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:16,245 I suppose. 57 00:04:16,407 --> 00:04:18,477 There is something that's bothering me though. 58 00:04:18,647 --> 00:04:21,366 The whole time I was pulling the kids from the building... 59 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:24,803 ...I just had the strangest sensation that I was being watched. 60 00:04:24,967 --> 00:04:28,118 Well, you wear that suit, you tend to draw a crowd. 61 00:04:28,287 --> 00:04:29,481 No, that's not what I mean. 62 00:04:29,647 --> 00:04:32,878 It was something different. A presence. 63 00:04:33,047 --> 00:04:36,278 - A presence? - That's weird. 64 00:04:49,287 --> 00:04:53,485 Okay, it's 12 noon. We gotta leave by 4:30 if we're to make the airport by 7. 65 00:04:53,647 --> 00:04:56,878 Lois, I can get us there on time. Trust me. 66 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,197 Oh, yeah. 67 00:05:04,727 --> 00:05:07,639 The traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder. 68 00:05:07,927 --> 00:05:10,999 Merry Christmas. I love you guys the most. 69 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:12,959 Yeah. Yeah. Merry Christmas, Ralph. 70 00:05:13,327 --> 00:05:14,965 Hey, Beth Ann, Merry Christmas. 71 00:05:15,127 --> 00:05:16,480 I love you the most, babe. 72 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:19,839 In world news, Eastern European peace talks are progressing tonight. 73 00:05:20,007 --> 00:05:22,157 Representatives from both sides of the conflict... 74 00:05:22,327 --> 00:05:25,160 ... say a treaty could be signed as early as Christmas morning. 75 00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:26,476 How about that? 76 00:05:26,647 --> 00:05:30,003 Maybe peace on Earth, goodwill towards men will mean something this year. 77 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:32,237 Never underestimate the holiday spirit, chief. 78 00:05:32,407 --> 00:05:35,160 - Merry Christmas. - Thanks, thanks. 79 00:05:35,327 --> 00:05:40,276 - Merry Christmas, you two. - And... here's that corruption story. 80 00:05:40,767 --> 00:05:42,359 Smells like a Pulitzer to me. 81 00:05:42,527 --> 00:05:46,918 I will say this about your wife, Kent, confidence is one thing she doesn't lack. 82 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:49,123 One of many things, chief. 83 00:05:49,287 --> 00:05:54,042 Oh, so, what do you think? Had to haul it up the side of the building. 84 00:05:54,207 --> 00:05:56,482 It's gorgeous. I didn't know it was in the budget. 85 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:59,081 Oh, well, I sprung for it myself. 86 00:05:59,247 --> 00:06:02,239 I didn't get one for the house, seeing as it's just me this year. 87 00:06:02,407 --> 00:06:05,444 Oh, I thought at least one of your sons would... 88 00:06:06,527 --> 00:06:11,555 Not this year. But I'm looking forward to Christmas dinner at your house tomorrow. 89 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,044 Aren't we all. 90 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:17,560 Oh, and, Kent, your parents are here. 91 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:19,799 My parents? 92 00:06:20,127 --> 00:06:21,606 That's weird. 93 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:26,957 Oh, Jonathan, remember what the doctor said about your cholesterol. 94 00:06:27,127 --> 00:06:29,846 You're gonna eat a big meal tomorrow at Clark and Lois'. 95 00:06:30,007 --> 00:06:32,043 What would I do without you to take care of me? 96 00:06:32,247 --> 00:06:33,965 - Mom? Dad? - Hi, honey. 97 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,321 - Hey. - Hello, son. 98 00:06:35,487 --> 00:06:37,125 We thought you were coming at 7. 99 00:06:37,407 --> 00:06:41,002 The airline gave us an earlier flight, and we took a cab straight here. 100 00:06:41,807 --> 00:06:43,763 Your mom gave me some great advice on women. 101 00:06:43,927 --> 00:06:45,485 She really knows a lot about them. 102 00:06:45,647 --> 00:06:47,444 Jimmy's met a new young lady. 103 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:50,565 Brenda. She's really something. Rhodes scholar. 104 00:06:51,207 --> 00:06:53,641 - Impressive. - Especially considering where she's from. 105 00:06:53,807 --> 00:06:57,197 The worst family background, but she overcame it all. Real self-starter. 106 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:03,206 Her family lives on the West Coast, and I was kind of wondering if... 107 00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:05,642 If you could ask her to Christmas dinner tomorrow? 108 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:09,121 - If it's all right. - What's one more? 109 00:07:09,287 --> 00:07:10,720 Thank you. 110 00:07:12,927 --> 00:07:14,280 Hey. 111 00:07:18,127 --> 00:07:23,406 - I really think she could be the one. - Well, that's seven to Christmas dinner. 112 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:27,446 Lois is learning how to just relax and enjoy the holidays. 113 00:07:27,607 --> 00:07:29,916 Oh, I understand. 114 00:07:30,607 --> 00:07:32,598 Hey, Mom, Dad... 115 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:36,476 ...you know that you guys don't have to fly with the airlines. 116 00:07:36,647 --> 00:07:38,956 I know money must be tight with the frost you've had. 117 00:07:39,127 --> 00:07:42,563 It's not so bad. We lost crops, but we've been through it a hundred times. 118 00:07:42,727 --> 00:07:45,639 - The bank covers us. We're fine, son. - Okay. 119 00:07:45,807 --> 00:07:48,162 - Lois, when are your parents arriving? - They're not. 120 00:07:48,327 --> 00:07:51,399 They're spending Christmas in Santa Paula at a bed-and-breakfast... 121 00:07:51,567 --> 00:07:55,116 ...where they had their honeymoon over 35 years ago. Mom. 122 00:07:55,287 --> 00:07:58,245 Don't say a word. I don't want to talk about it. 123 00:07:58,407 --> 00:08:03,561 Maybe in a few years when these latest wounds have scarred over. 124 00:08:03,727 --> 00:08:05,683 But for now, just pretend I'm not even here. 125 00:08:07,327 --> 00:08:10,364 He stood me up. You believe that? 126 00:08:10,527 --> 00:08:13,405 I mean, this whole second honeymoon was his idea. 127 00:08:14,247 --> 00:08:16,158 And then he didn't even bother to show up. 128 00:08:16,327 --> 00:08:18,761 And that is just so... 129 00:08:19,807 --> 00:08:21,320 ...him. 130 00:08:22,967 --> 00:08:24,685 Would you like some nog? 131 00:08:24,847 --> 00:08:26,724 - I'm an alcoholic. - She's an alcoholic. 132 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,959 - Recovering. - Recovering. 133 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,963 Let's make it a club soda. 134 00:08:34,007 --> 00:08:38,000 Well, that makes eight for Christmas dinner. 135 00:08:38,847 --> 00:08:41,122 We're gonna need more stuffing. 136 00:08:46,607 --> 00:08:48,962 - You want another one of those? - Yeah, yeah. 137 00:08:49,127 --> 00:08:52,722 That's one of the things I love about this three-dimensional world, the beer. 138 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:56,323 - You ever have fifth-dimensional beer? - Can't say I go much for imports. 139 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:04,197 Don't. They're awful. In fact, everything about the fifth dimension's awful. 140 00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:07,518 - You ever been? - Got an Aunt that lives in Jersey. 141 00:09:07,687 --> 00:09:10,042 - Fifth dimension's worse. - Worse than Jersey? 142 00:09:10,207 --> 00:09:12,118 Do you know how much energy it takes... 143 00:09:12,287 --> 00:09:16,041 ...just to bust through the interdimensional vortex in the first place? 144 00:09:17,647 --> 00:09:19,160 So you here for the holidays? 145 00:09:19,327 --> 00:09:21,636 No. No, I'm here for good. 146 00:09:21,807 --> 00:09:23,684 No one is sending me back. 147 00:09:24,207 --> 00:09:26,198 See, in the past, when I used to come here... 148 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:30,121 ...I would pull some pranks, have some fun. 149 00:09:30,847 --> 00:09:32,997 Fall of Rome ring any bells? 150 00:09:34,447 --> 00:09:37,200 Yeah, I did some real nice work, all right. 151 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:39,562 And then would always be some joker... 152 00:09:39,727 --> 00:09:43,197 ...who'd figure out how to banish me back to the fifth dimension. Not this time. 153 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:46,120 - No? - No, this time I'm gonna do it right. 154 00:09:46,287 --> 00:09:48,847 I'm gonna become the absolute ruler... 155 00:09:49,007 --> 00:09:50,406 ...of absolutely everything. 156 00:09:51,287 --> 00:09:53,926 World conquest. Tall order. 157 00:09:54,607 --> 00:09:55,881 But I got it figured out. 158 00:09:56,047 --> 00:09:59,198 See, there's only one three-dimensional biped that can stop me... 159 00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:01,722 ...and I have tracked him right here to Metropolis. 160 00:10:01,967 --> 00:10:03,161 Superman? 161 00:10:03,327 --> 00:10:06,603 Let me tell you what this Superman really is. Come here. 162 00:10:07,727 --> 00:10:11,402 Superman is the symbol of hope. 163 00:10:14,487 --> 00:10:17,718 That's his whole thing. So you take away hope... 164 00:10:17,887 --> 00:10:20,003 ...and he's the symbol of... 165 00:10:21,407 --> 00:10:22,601 ...nothing. 166 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:25,918 See, in a world without hope, he's powerless. 167 00:10:26,287 --> 00:10:27,879 Simple as that. 168 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:30,119 Get rid of hope? 169 00:10:30,687 --> 00:10:32,040 How do you plan on doing that? 170 00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:33,806 Simple. Take away tomorrow. 171 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,878 No tomorrow means no hope for tomorrow. 172 00:10:37,287 --> 00:10:39,243 Take away tomorrow? How? 173 00:10:40,487 --> 00:10:43,957 Why it's as easy as... 174 00:10:46,607 --> 00:10:48,086 ...that. 175 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:56,486 Lois? 176 00:10:57,327 --> 00:11:00,797 - Honey, what are you doing in here? - Taking a breather. 177 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:05,001 - You okay? - Oh, Clark, I'm trying. I really am. 178 00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:07,556 I know how much you want me to enjoy all this... 179 00:11:07,727 --> 00:11:09,797 ...holiday magic. 180 00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:11,878 Maybe I'll feel it more in January... 181 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:14,561 ...when I get the pictures back. 182 00:11:14,727 --> 00:11:17,002 Hey, listen... 183 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,237 ...I don't mean to pressure you. I'm sorry. 184 00:11:19,407 --> 00:11:23,161 You don't have to enjoy the holidays, honey. I... I... 185 00:11:23,647 --> 00:11:27,037 Sometimes I forget that not everyone sees things the way I do. 186 00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:29,084 Clark, nobody sees things the way you do. 187 00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:32,325 But I'd like to. 188 00:11:32,487 --> 00:11:34,717 I wanna see what you see. 189 00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:39,999 Metro Unit 51 and 62. Bank alarm at New Troy Bank... 190 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,442 That better be sleigh bells you're hearing. 191 00:11:42,607 --> 00:11:44,996 - Bank alarm. - Great. 192 00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:48,239 I can only think of one other person that works on Christmas Eve. 193 00:11:49,687 --> 00:11:50,881 Go. 194 00:12:24,127 --> 00:12:26,880 - Thanks, Superman. - Of course. 195 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:35,803 Help! 196 00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:41,077 Help! 197 00:12:45,287 --> 00:12:47,198 Superman. 198 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,925 Thank God. 199 00:12:51,407 --> 00:12:53,637 I... I don't even know what happened. 200 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:57,000 I heard the bank alarm. I came out onto my balcony... 201 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,522 ...and the railing must have just given way. 202 00:12:59,687 --> 00:13:01,405 You saved my life. 203 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,797 - Here, let me write you a check. - No, no, no. 204 00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:05,480 No reward is necessary. 205 00:13:05,807 --> 00:13:08,605 Have you no idea who I am, what I'm worth? 206 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:11,725 Yes, I know who you are. You're Willard B. Caldwell. 207 00:13:11,887 --> 00:13:14,799 Then you know that I'm a multi-billionaire. I own this high-rise. 208 00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:16,559 Yes, I know. 209 00:13:19,247 --> 00:13:20,441 Superman... 210 00:13:20,607 --> 00:13:22,086 ...let me give you something. 211 00:13:22,247 --> 00:13:24,363 Your gratitude is enough. 212 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:26,600 Merry Christmas. 213 00:13:27,287 --> 00:13:29,801 - What a guy. - Merry Christmas. 214 00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:31,639 If only there were more like him. 215 00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,759 Christmas Eve. 216 00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:51,086 The longest night of the year for all good little children... 217 00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,166 ...and large men in tights. 218 00:13:53,647 --> 00:13:55,922 Yeah, that's right. I know who you are. 219 00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:58,317 Know all about the secret identity thing. 220 00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:01,559 But don't worry, it doesn't matter to me. 221 00:14:01,727 --> 00:14:04,161 It won't matter to anyone pretty soon. 222 00:14:04,607 --> 00:14:06,802 You're the one who's been following me. 223 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,320 You peeked. 224 00:14:09,647 --> 00:14:10,841 You're not human. 225 00:14:11,247 --> 00:14:12,566 I'm from out of town. 226 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,638 The fifth dimension, to be exact. 227 00:14:14,807 --> 00:14:16,525 Name's Mxyzptlk. 228 00:14:16,687 --> 00:14:18,917 Mr. Mxyzptlk. 229 00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:20,441 It's spelled the usual way. 230 00:14:20,607 --> 00:14:22,086 Since the games were beginning... 231 00:14:22,247 --> 00:14:24,681 ...I thought we should do the formal intro thing. 232 00:14:29,007 --> 00:14:30,440 What games? 233 00:14:30,607 --> 00:14:32,962 You wouldn't want me to spoil it, would you? 234 00:14:34,967 --> 00:14:36,764 Your floor, sir. 235 00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:45,884 Traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder. 236 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:52,805 Merry Christmas! I really love you guys the most. 237 00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:56,357 Hey, Beth Ann. Merry Christmas. 238 00:15:05,407 --> 00:15:09,036 In world news, Eastern European peace talks are in question tonight. 239 00:15:09,207 --> 00:15:12,085 Representatives from both sides of the conflict are unsure... 240 00:15:12,247 --> 00:15:15,080 ... if any treaty will be signed by Christmas morning. 241 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:19,365 Well, so much for peace on Earth, goodwill towards men. 242 00:15:21,447 --> 00:15:23,403 Merry Christmas? 243 00:15:25,207 --> 00:15:27,960 Thanks, man. What do you think? 244 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,516 I had to bring it up the freight elevator. 245 00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:32,286 Didn't know it was in the budget. 246 00:15:32,447 --> 00:15:33,880 He sprung for it himself. 247 00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:36,721 - How'd you know that? - Wild guess. 248 00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:38,479 Here's that corruption story, chief. 249 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,285 It's not exactly Pulitzer material. 250 00:15:40,447 --> 00:15:42,278 Well, not that it matters. 251 00:15:42,447 --> 00:15:43,675 No one will read it anyway. 252 00:15:43,847 --> 00:15:46,680 They're all into the sports page or movie listings. 253 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:50,398 Oh, Clark, your parents are here. 254 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:54,318 Lois, something very strange is going on here. 255 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:58,036 - I know. That plane wasn't due until 7. - No, no... 256 00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,845 Martha? Jonathan? 257 00:16:00,007 --> 00:16:02,362 - Hi, honey. - We weren't expecting you until tonight. 258 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:05,166 - The airline called us and... - You took an earlier flight... 259 00:16:05,327 --> 00:16:07,238 ...and then came straight here in a cab. 260 00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:10,843 That was eerie. Did you just get psychic or something? 261 00:16:11,647 --> 00:16:14,366 C.K., your mom's been giving me some great advice on women. 262 00:16:14,527 --> 00:16:16,518 She really knows a lot about them. 263 00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:20,001 - I've... I've been seeing this new girl... - Brenda. 264 00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:23,244 Yeah. 265 00:16:23,687 --> 00:16:25,086 Well, anyways, I wanted to... 266 00:16:25,247 --> 00:16:28,045 Why don't you invite her over to our house tomorrow night for... 267 00:16:28,207 --> 00:16:29,765 ...Christmas dinner. 268 00:16:29,927 --> 00:16:31,804 Okay, thanks. 269 00:16:32,527 --> 00:16:33,926 No problem. 270 00:16:34,087 --> 00:16:36,806 Oh, look, there she is. 271 00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:43,641 Yep. Okay. 272 00:16:43,807 --> 00:16:46,037 Lois, can I talk to you for a second? Excuse us. 273 00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:48,523 Sure. 274 00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:50,200 Remember about your cholesterol. 275 00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:52,437 Crops failed, bank hasn't called. 276 00:16:52,607 --> 00:16:54,996 Cholesterol may be all I have left. 277 00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:59,166 What is wrong with you, Clark? You're actually being rude. 278 00:16:59,327 --> 00:17:00,999 Lois, something is going on. 279 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:02,759 He... He changed time. 280 00:17:02,927 --> 00:17:04,440 "He?" What are you talking about? 281 00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:07,804 Okay. I left here, I made a couple rescues... 282 00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:10,527 ...and when I got back... - When did you leave? 283 00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,927 - In about 20 minutes? - What? 284 00:17:15,087 --> 00:17:17,555 Don't say a word. I don't want to talk about it. 285 00:17:17,727 --> 00:17:20,446 Maybe in a few years, when these latest wounds... 286 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,120 ...have scarred over. 287 00:17:22,287 --> 00:17:25,404 But for now, just pretend I'm not here. 288 00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:27,364 Oh, is that nog? 289 00:17:31,487 --> 00:17:33,603 - What did I tell you? - Okay, okay. 290 00:17:34,207 --> 00:17:35,959 - Now that's enough. - Okay. 291 00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:42,764 Clark, what are you doing in here? 292 00:17:42,927 --> 00:17:44,758 Waiting for you. 293 00:17:45,327 --> 00:17:49,718 - Waiting for me? How'd you know I'd...? - Lois, I have to ask you... 294 00:17:49,887 --> 00:17:51,957 ...do you notice anything... 295 00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:53,321 ...familiar? 296 00:17:53,487 --> 00:17:55,318 - What do you mean? - Just this party. 297 00:17:55,487 --> 00:17:58,126 Doesn't it seem like we've been here before? 298 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,404 Well, yeah. 299 00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:05,475 Okay. So then you're experiencing it too? 300 00:18:05,647 --> 00:18:08,286 Yeah, same party they give every year. 301 00:18:08,447 --> 00:18:10,199 No, no, no. That's not what I mean. 302 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,959 What do you mean? 303 00:18:12,127 --> 00:18:15,358 - Metro Unit 51 and 62. Bank alarm... - Yep. There it is again. 304 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,597 - There's what again? - Bank alarm. 305 00:18:19,527 --> 00:18:21,438 Well, you should go, shouldn't you? 306 00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:24,958 Yeah, I guess so. 307 00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:30,801 You think it's gonna matter? 308 00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:33,959 - What? - Them locking me up. 309 00:18:34,127 --> 00:18:37,199 I'll be out in a matter of hours, back robbing this same bank. 310 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,561 Why? 311 00:18:38,727 --> 00:18:40,763 Because the judges in Metropolis are soft. 312 00:18:40,927 --> 00:18:43,361 I'll be back, or somebody else will. 313 00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:45,559 Here's your man, officers. 314 00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:47,558 Yeah, thanks, Superman. 315 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,319 Not that we don't appreciate it... 316 00:18:49,487 --> 00:18:51,637 ...but it doesn't seem like we ever make a dent. 317 00:18:51,807 --> 00:18:53,081 Check the car. 318 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:58,443 Help! 319 00:18:58,727 --> 00:19:01,082 Help! 320 00:19:04,247 --> 00:19:05,885 No reward is necessary. 321 00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:10,605 Reward? Who said anything about a reward? 322 00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:15,686 - You were about to offer, weren't you? - Now just one minute, Superman... 323 00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:19,681 ...just because I'm fantastically rich doesn't mean you can strong-arm me. 324 00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:21,803 Your choice to put on the red and the blue. 325 00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:24,003 That doesn't mean I owe you anything. 326 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:28,604 - What is this, some kind of super-scam? - No, I didn't mean... 327 00:19:29,407 --> 00:19:32,763 Hey, I don't want your money. A thank you would have been nice. 328 00:19:32,927 --> 00:19:34,201 I did save your life. 329 00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:37,518 Yeah? Well who asked you to? 330 00:19:37,687 --> 00:19:39,564 Get a real job. 331 00:19:42,327 --> 00:19:43,999 This is really weird. 332 00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:07,964 The traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder. 333 00:20:08,687 --> 00:20:11,804 Merry Christmas! I really love you guys the most. 334 00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:13,195 Merry Christmas. 335 00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,164 - Hey, hey, Beth Ann. - Lois. 336 00:20:15,327 --> 00:20:18,080 - Ralphie. - Tree's smaller. 337 00:20:18,647 --> 00:20:23,118 In world news, Eastern European peace talks are stalled tonight. 338 00:20:23,287 --> 00:20:25,517 Representatives from both sides of the conflict... 339 00:20:25,687 --> 00:20:28,884 ... hold little hope that any treaty will be signed. 340 00:20:29,087 --> 00:20:31,806 - Everything's changing. - What's changing? 341 00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:34,366 Come here. 342 00:20:37,647 --> 00:20:40,081 - Excuse me. - Lois... 343 00:20:40,247 --> 00:20:43,478 ...we are somehow... We're stuck in a repetition, a loop. 344 00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:46,115 Well, that's the holidays for you. Repetitive, hollow. 345 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,517 It's all just empty ritual if you think about it... 346 00:20:48,687 --> 00:20:50,359 ...which is why I try not to, frankly. 347 00:20:50,887 --> 00:20:55,165 - What? No. - Oh, I can't give this to Perry. It stinks. 348 00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:58,047 - What? - It's no good. Perry will hate it. 349 00:20:58,327 --> 00:21:00,887 Lois, honey, this is not you talking. 350 00:21:01,047 --> 00:21:04,596 Honey, listen to me, listen to me. This day is repeating itself... 351 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:07,645 ...and every time it does, people's attitudes are changing. 352 00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:10,726 Even that tree out there, that Christmas tree, it's changing. 353 00:21:11,247 --> 00:21:12,521 I don't understand. 354 00:21:13,087 --> 00:21:14,918 I know, I know. As far as I can tell... 355 00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:17,920 ...I'm the only person stuck inside the loop, or outside of it. 356 00:21:18,207 --> 00:21:19,526 What loop? 357 00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:22,838 - The time loop. - Time loop? 358 00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:25,362 There's this... There's this guy, this creature. 359 00:21:25,527 --> 00:21:27,518 - He's here. I saw him. - Where? 360 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,878 In the elevator when I was coming up earlier. 361 00:21:30,287 --> 00:21:33,245 - Clark, we just got here. - I know, but that was before. 362 00:21:33,407 --> 00:21:36,604 Or it was after. Or before or after. I don't even know anymore. 363 00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:39,156 - But I'm sure it's a loop. - A loop. 364 00:21:39,327 --> 00:21:43,957 You keep talking about this loop. Clark, you know that I trust you completely... 365 00:21:44,127 --> 00:21:46,118 ...but I just don't get what you're saying. 366 00:21:46,287 --> 00:21:47,561 I know, I know. 367 00:21:47,727 --> 00:21:51,322 I just wish there was some way to get you to see it. 368 00:21:53,887 --> 00:21:55,240 Wait a minute. 369 00:21:58,607 --> 00:22:00,165 Lois, I... 370 00:22:01,247 --> 00:22:05,126 Brings a whole new meaning to the term "statuesque," doesn't she? 371 00:22:05,287 --> 00:22:06,879 What have you done with time? 372 00:22:07,767 --> 00:22:09,359 I... 373 00:22:09,807 --> 00:22:11,001 ...flipped it. 374 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:12,566 I burped it. 375 00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:15,478 I took away tomorrow. 376 00:22:15,807 --> 00:22:18,002 - Why? - To get rid of hope. 377 00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:19,646 No tomorrow means no hope. 378 00:22:19,807 --> 00:22:21,877 Or with no hope means no tomorrow. 379 00:22:22,167 --> 00:22:23,964 Yeah, but why are you doing this? 380 00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:26,956 Because I'm staying here in the third dimension... 381 00:22:27,127 --> 00:22:29,402 ...and no one's making me leave this time. 382 00:22:29,767 --> 00:22:32,998 Not anyone. Not you, not them... 383 00:22:33,207 --> 00:22:36,643 ...not anybody. And if you try, I'm gonna let them destroy themselves. 384 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:38,360 Destroy themselves? 385 00:22:38,527 --> 00:22:40,995 Oh, you hadn't noticed? As time doesn't pass... 386 00:22:41,287 --> 00:22:42,606 ...they start to fall apart. 387 00:22:42,927 --> 00:22:45,043 Mortals don't do well without their tomorrows. 388 00:22:45,207 --> 00:22:46,435 Without hope, they die. 389 00:22:46,847 --> 00:22:49,725 See, creatures who live within third-dimensional time... 390 00:22:50,007 --> 00:22:51,884 ...they're funny like that. 391 00:22:52,207 --> 00:22:54,198 I live within three-dimensional time. 392 00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:58,196 Oh, yes, but I kept you out for a reason, Mr. Invulnerable. 393 00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:02,277 Mr. You-Can't-Squish-Me- With-The-Biggest-Rock-You-Can-Conjure. 394 00:23:02,687 --> 00:23:07,477 I wanted to show you there ain't nothing you can do to stop me. 395 00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:12,479 You can 't hurt me, tough guy. 396 00:23:12,647 --> 00:23:15,923 I'm not 3-D like these mortals. I'm 5-D, baby. 397 00:23:16,087 --> 00:23:19,477 And to you, that might as well be magic. 398 00:23:19,647 --> 00:23:22,605 Let me know when you're ready to deal. 399 00:23:24,287 --> 00:23:26,243 You asked for it. 400 00:23:31,087 --> 00:23:34,238 Maybe Perry will never notice if I just don't give it to him. 401 00:23:38,367 --> 00:23:41,086 What if the bank doesn't cover our losses this time, Martha? 402 00:23:41,407 --> 00:23:42,726 What then? 403 00:23:42,887 --> 00:23:44,605 We lose our farm, our home. 404 00:23:45,727 --> 00:23:48,799 Yeah, I picked it up down the street at that little lot. 405 00:23:48,967 --> 00:23:50,605 Thought it might brighten up the place. 406 00:23:50,767 --> 00:23:54,680 I haven't had a drink in 15 years. Gave it up after my husband abandoned me. 407 00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:57,236 Left me with two teenage daughters and a mortgage. 408 00:23:57,407 --> 00:23:59,841 It's just gonna die. Pine needles all over the floor. 409 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:03,039 - Why did I give up drinking? - You gave up your Rhodes scholarship? 410 00:24:03,207 --> 00:24:04,481 You worked so hard for it. 411 00:24:04,647 --> 00:24:07,115 This just in. New threats of war in Eastern Europe... 412 00:24:07,287 --> 00:24:09,118 ... Christmas Eve as peace talks collapse. 413 00:24:09,287 --> 00:24:11,676 To collapsing peace talks. 414 00:24:11,887 --> 00:24:14,526 To collapsing peace talks. 415 00:24:23,807 --> 00:24:27,277 - Forget it. - Help! 416 00:24:37,807 --> 00:24:40,116 The traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder. 417 00:24:40,527 --> 00:24:41,960 Merry... 418 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,922 Hey, Beth Ann, Merry Christmas. 419 00:24:45,607 --> 00:24:48,883 I dug it up out of the basement. Always meant to put it up for my kids. 420 00:24:49,047 --> 00:24:51,197 Never got around to it. 421 00:24:54,887 --> 00:24:56,479 - Okay. - Clark, what's going on? 422 00:24:56,647 --> 00:24:58,365 Just watch. 423 00:24:58,527 --> 00:25:02,600 Helen Kylee is gonna come around that corner with a tray of food. 424 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:05,235 She sets it down next to my father. 425 00:25:07,167 --> 00:25:11,001 And now the elevator doors are gonna open. There. 426 00:25:11,167 --> 00:25:14,603 Now, out steps Jimmy's new girlfriend. 427 00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:17,122 - There she is. - That's Jimmy's new girlfriend? 428 00:25:17,287 --> 00:25:18,879 She didn't look like that earlier. 429 00:25:19,047 --> 00:25:21,925 I think that's how she'd be if she didn't have hope in her life. 430 00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,645 Hope for what? 431 00:25:23,807 --> 00:25:26,162 Later. We'll get to that. Just keep watching. 432 00:25:26,327 --> 00:25:29,239 Okay, Jimmy's about to turn. In a moment, he'll see her. 433 00:25:31,647 --> 00:25:33,000 She waves. 434 00:25:33,607 --> 00:25:37,600 He goes off to meet her, and in three, two, one... 435 00:25:37,807 --> 00:25:39,638 ...your mother walks in. 436 00:25:40,967 --> 00:25:45,119 - Clark, how did you know all that? - Lois, I have been here before. 437 00:25:45,287 --> 00:25:47,517 So have they, and so have you. 438 00:25:47,687 --> 00:25:49,917 This day is repeating itself over and over. 439 00:25:50,087 --> 00:25:54,319 And each time it does, the people out there lose a little more hope. 440 00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:58,599 You're feeling anxious about your story, aren't you? 441 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,917 Well, I mean, it's garbage. 442 00:26:01,087 --> 00:26:05,524 No, it's not, Lois. I've read it. It's great. Only you don't know it anymore. 443 00:26:05,927 --> 00:26:09,556 You just have to trust that I can see this, even though you can't. 444 00:26:09,847 --> 00:26:13,078 We have to dig up everything we can on gnomes, imps, elves. 445 00:26:13,247 --> 00:26:15,238 Anything from fairy tales to mythology. 446 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,477 Specifically, how to get rid of them. 447 00:26:18,847 --> 00:26:20,075 Here. 448 00:26:23,687 --> 00:26:26,326 This is what he looks like. He said his name... 449 00:26:26,487 --> 00:26:28,557 ...was Mxyzptlk. 450 00:26:28,727 --> 00:26:31,321 - He said. - Just go with me on this. 451 00:26:31,487 --> 00:26:34,126 He told me that he was not gonna be sent back this time. 452 00:26:34,287 --> 00:26:37,438 Which means he has been here before and he has been sent back before. 453 00:26:37,607 --> 00:26:43,239 - I don't think I'm gonna be any help. - Lois, if anyone can do this, it's you. 454 00:26:43,407 --> 00:26:44,601 You have to believe that. 455 00:26:45,607 --> 00:26:48,997 - What are you gonna do? - See if I can get a jump on this thing. 456 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:52,284 - I still have time before the bank robbery. - Bank robbery? 457 00:26:52,727 --> 00:26:54,763 Never mind. But, Lois, you have to hurry. 458 00:26:54,927 --> 00:26:58,806 At 4:00 it'll be noon again, and you won't remember any of this. 459 00:27:04,607 --> 00:27:07,075 - Superman. - This isn't the solution. 460 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:11,881 - I don't know what you're talking about. - I can't let you rob that bank. 461 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:14,999 I don't know what else to do. 462 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:17,397 I've been out of work for almost a month. 463 00:27:17,567 --> 00:27:20,559 I was head of security at LemCo 16 years. 464 00:27:20,727 --> 00:27:24,606 But they're downsizing, and I haven't even had the heart to tell my wife. 465 00:27:25,647 --> 00:27:27,000 Tomorrow's Christmas. 466 00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,646 Well, that remains to be seen. 467 00:27:30,807 --> 00:27:33,321 Listen, becoming a felon wouldn't be any kind of gift... 468 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:36,206 ...for your wife at Christmas. I'd catch you. 469 00:27:36,367 --> 00:27:39,916 I've done it before, and frankly, I'm getting kind of tired of it. 470 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:43,040 - What? - I have some other stops to make... 471 00:27:43,207 --> 00:27:46,836 ...but I'll talk to you later, okay? Or earlier. Whichever. 472 00:27:47,487 --> 00:27:50,001 Do not rob this bank. 473 00:27:57,527 --> 00:27:59,961 Our whole lives, Martha... 474 00:28:00,127 --> 00:28:01,924 ...what have we been working so hard for? 475 00:28:02,087 --> 00:28:04,555 It just doesn't seem to make any sense anymore. 476 00:28:04,727 --> 00:28:06,797 I don't know what to tell you, Jonathan. 477 00:28:06,967 --> 00:28:08,366 You're right. 478 00:28:08,527 --> 00:28:10,961 Actually, as awful and humiliating as it was... 479 00:28:11,127 --> 00:28:14,324 ...the first honeymoon was worse because he showed up for that one. 480 00:28:14,487 --> 00:28:18,719 You know what? You are a very attractive young man. 481 00:28:18,887 --> 00:28:20,445 Hit me. 482 00:28:21,447 --> 00:28:23,165 I guess the thing I regret most is... 483 00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:26,478 ...I never got the chance to play Santa for my boys. 484 00:28:26,647 --> 00:28:29,719 A father should be able to do that for his children, don't you think? 485 00:28:29,887 --> 00:28:33,846 It's a miracle only one of them ended up in prison. 486 00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:40,356 What the hell do you think you're doing? 487 00:28:40,527 --> 00:28:42,085 Bloody do-gooder. 488 00:28:44,127 --> 00:28:46,357 - Mr. Caldwell? - What? 489 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,560 You jumped, didn't you? 490 00:28:49,767 --> 00:28:51,962 So? What business is it of yours? 491 00:28:53,087 --> 00:28:54,884 Has it really gotten that bad? 492 00:28:56,447 --> 00:28:58,722 Have you any idea who I am? 493 00:28:58,887 --> 00:29:00,764 How much I'm worth? 494 00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:03,604 Nothing, that's what. 495 00:29:04,007 --> 00:29:06,885 All the money in the world and no one to share it with. 496 00:29:07,967 --> 00:29:09,400 No one to... 497 00:29:11,047 --> 00:29:13,083 To love. 498 00:29:17,567 --> 00:29:19,797 I don't know what I saw in her. 499 00:29:20,807 --> 00:29:23,480 She's not exactly a Rhodes scholar, is she? 500 00:29:23,647 --> 00:29:26,684 Of course, her life's been so lousy, I don't know what I expected. 501 00:29:26,847 --> 00:29:30,556 Jimmy, I have it on good authority that she's not exactly herself today. 502 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:32,922 I just don't see any future for us. 503 00:29:41,087 --> 00:29:42,520 Still more reports coming. 504 00:29:42,687 --> 00:29:45,201 In world news, peace talks turn to war... 505 00:29:45,407 --> 00:29:48,922 ... as violence worsens in all parts of the world this Christmas Eve. 506 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:51,920 Bloodiest in recent memory. 507 00:29:53,287 --> 00:29:55,801 Clark, things are really deteriorating around here. 508 00:29:55,967 --> 00:29:58,356 Your parents are actually snipping at each other... 509 00:29:58,527 --> 00:30:00,279 ...my mother's drinking again... 510 00:30:00,447 --> 00:30:03,086 ...Perry's crying because he wasn't Santa for his kids... 511 00:30:03,247 --> 00:30:05,158 ...and Jimmy's girlfriend's a hooker. 512 00:30:05,327 --> 00:30:08,717 It's not just here. The whole world has fallen apart. 513 00:30:08,887 --> 00:30:11,799 - How are you feeling? - Not much better than they are. 514 00:30:12,367 --> 00:30:14,676 I tried to do what you asked, but I don't know. 515 00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:17,202 You have to remember what I told you. 516 00:30:17,367 --> 00:30:20,484 - It's a loop. Don't give in to despair. - That's right. 517 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:25,165 - You'll have to tell me a few more times. - I'll say it as many times as you need. 518 00:30:25,327 --> 00:30:27,443 Now, what did you find out? Anything? 519 00:30:27,967 --> 00:30:29,161 I think so. 520 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,443 Your friend, this Mxyl... 521 00:30:31,607 --> 00:30:34,075 - Mxyzptlk. - Right. 522 00:30:34,247 --> 00:30:36,238 Well, you were probably right about him. 523 00:30:36,407 --> 00:30:40,480 I found references throughout human history of magical beings... 524 00:30:40,647 --> 00:30:43,286 ...gnomes, and leprechauns, imps. 525 00:30:43,447 --> 00:30:45,483 All taking slightly different forms... 526 00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:47,763 ...but there was one thing that kept turning up. 527 00:30:48,287 --> 00:30:51,757 I can't do it anymore, Jonathan. I can't constantly reassure you. 528 00:30:51,927 --> 00:30:54,600 It's not like I have any faith in the future myself. 529 00:30:54,767 --> 00:30:56,280 - Mom, Dad. - No, son. No. 530 00:30:56,967 --> 00:31:00,118 Your mother... Your mother's giving up on us. 531 00:31:00,287 --> 00:31:03,324 And I don't blame her. We're gonna lose everything we've worked for. 532 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:06,524 A man's future can be taken away just like that. 533 00:31:06,687 --> 00:31:08,439 - Jonathan! - Dad! 534 00:31:09,607 --> 00:31:13,077 Okay. I think we've seen enough. How about you? 535 00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:16,444 All right. Enough. That's it. 536 00:31:16,607 --> 00:31:18,757 You release them right now, you little gnome... 537 00:31:18,927 --> 00:31:23,955 ...or I promise I'll send you someplace far worse than your fifth dimension. 538 00:31:24,127 --> 00:31:25,845 Look, Mr. Goody-Two-Boots... 539 00:31:26,487 --> 00:31:28,398 ...I'm not doing anything to them. 540 00:31:28,767 --> 00:31:32,123 It's nature just running its course, so he's the first to go. 541 00:31:33,967 --> 00:31:35,639 Someone had to be. 542 00:31:36,487 --> 00:31:38,205 Are we ready to make a deal? 543 00:31:38,527 --> 00:31:40,438 What is it that you want? 544 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:43,440 All right. The terms are this: 545 00:31:43,607 --> 00:31:45,086 I'll end the loop... 546 00:31:45,247 --> 00:31:47,477 ...personally restore hope to all these mortals... 547 00:31:47,647 --> 00:31:50,559 ...who will no doubt be so grateful they'll willingly worship me... 548 00:31:50,727 --> 00:31:52,797 ...if, and this is a big one... 549 00:31:53,407 --> 00:31:55,762 ...if you agree to leave Earth... 550 00:31:55,927 --> 00:31:57,440 ...forever. 551 00:31:58,447 --> 00:32:01,837 There's no room for two gods in this dimension, and I plan on being it. 552 00:32:04,247 --> 00:32:05,805 Well? 553 00:32:07,087 --> 00:32:09,476 It's them or you. 554 00:32:09,647 --> 00:32:11,126 Clock's ticking... 555 00:32:12,127 --> 00:32:13,719 ...so to speak. 556 00:32:19,487 --> 00:32:21,398 Well, it's up to you. 557 00:32:21,647 --> 00:32:24,844 Do you stay and become the ruination of all these mortals? 558 00:32:25,007 --> 00:32:27,601 Or do you accept banishment and leave their world to me... 559 00:32:27,767 --> 00:32:29,166 ...and spare them the suffering. 560 00:32:32,527 --> 00:32:33,960 I love these people. 561 00:32:35,207 --> 00:32:37,038 And that's why... 562 00:32:37,927 --> 00:32:40,236 ...I'm not going anywhere. 563 00:32:40,927 --> 00:32:42,201 What? 564 00:32:42,367 --> 00:32:46,246 Do you have to be hit with a shillelagh? Don't you get it? It's hopeless. 565 00:32:46,487 --> 00:32:50,765 There's always a little bit of hope left in the human spirit, and I'll find it. 566 00:32:51,527 --> 00:32:54,678 You heard him, gnome. Scram. 567 00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:56,566 How? 568 00:32:57,047 --> 00:32:58,400 You're supposed to be frozen. 569 00:32:58,567 --> 00:33:00,683 Yeah, well, I thawed out... 570 00:33:00,847 --> 00:33:03,236 ...and Clark's not going anywhere, Mazel Tov. 571 00:33:03,407 --> 00:33:06,763 Mxyzptlk! Mr. Mxyzptlk! 572 00:33:07,407 --> 00:33:08,999 Fine. Have it your way. 573 00:33:10,087 --> 00:33:11,281 Jonathan! 574 00:33:14,207 --> 00:33:16,516 The traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder. 575 00:33:16,727 --> 00:33:18,319 Oh, no. Now look at the tree. 576 00:33:19,727 --> 00:33:21,046 Merry... 577 00:33:25,567 --> 00:33:28,559 No, not again. 578 00:33:28,727 --> 00:33:30,843 And now, if anyone cares... 579 00:33:31,007 --> 00:33:34,363 War is breaking out. Perry sprung for this lovely tree himself. 580 00:33:34,527 --> 00:33:37,644 Jimmy's got a new girlfriend, Brenda. You should invite her for dinner. 581 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:40,526 My parents are already here. Took an earlier flight and then... 582 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:42,996 A cab from the airport. 583 00:33:47,247 --> 00:33:49,203 Lois, you remember. 584 00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:52,843 Everything. Even Mxyzptlk. What a name. 585 00:33:53,487 --> 00:33:54,966 - How? - It was you. 586 00:33:55,727 --> 00:33:58,605 I could feel you rejecting hopelessness. 587 00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:00,678 It hit me like a wave. 588 00:34:00,847 --> 00:34:02,166 That's what broke me free. 589 00:34:03,767 --> 00:34:05,439 And you are not going anywhere. 590 00:34:05,607 --> 00:34:09,646 No way. But if I'm not going, that means that he has to. 591 00:34:09,807 --> 00:34:12,037 - What'd you find out? - According to mythology... 592 00:34:12,207 --> 00:34:14,118 ...to send him back to his own dimension... 593 00:34:14,287 --> 00:34:16,562 ...he has to say his own name backwards. 594 00:34:16,727 --> 00:34:17,955 I can't say it forward. 595 00:34:18,127 --> 00:34:20,721 You don't have to say it backwards, you have to get him to. 596 00:34:21,207 --> 00:34:24,722 What about them? If we let things continue the way they have been... 597 00:34:24,887 --> 00:34:26,445 My father... 598 00:34:26,607 --> 00:34:28,120 I know. 599 00:34:28,287 --> 00:34:30,847 At 4:00, the loop starts over. 600 00:34:31,007 --> 00:34:34,966 Then we have a little less than four hours to ourselves. 601 00:34:35,127 --> 00:34:37,960 Let's use that time to restore hope in the world. 602 00:34:38,127 --> 00:34:40,436 Yeah. We could do that. 603 00:34:48,727 --> 00:34:50,285 Mr. Weston? 604 00:34:52,047 --> 00:34:53,639 Mr. Weston... 605 00:34:54,647 --> 00:34:56,365 - Doris? - Hi, honey. 606 00:34:56,527 --> 00:34:59,166 Kids? What's going on? 607 00:34:59,887 --> 00:35:03,084 When your family heard you'd be starting a new job here at the bank... 608 00:35:03,247 --> 00:35:06,444 ...they wanted to be here to congratulate you in person. 609 00:35:06,847 --> 00:35:09,566 - New job? - As head of security. 610 00:35:10,807 --> 00:35:13,879 Ms. Snyder, the bank's manager has been looking to fill the position. 611 00:35:14,047 --> 00:35:15,639 Someone with experience... 612 00:35:15,807 --> 00:35:18,799 ...someone who could anticipate possible robberies. 613 00:35:20,167 --> 00:35:21,441 I suggested you. 614 00:35:21,607 --> 00:35:23,757 All the necessary paperwork is waiting for you... 615 00:35:23,927 --> 00:35:26,487 ...and an advance check. 616 00:35:28,567 --> 00:35:30,159 Thanks, Superman. 617 00:35:35,487 --> 00:35:37,159 Jonathan, you have to relax. 618 00:35:37,327 --> 00:35:40,524 But, Martha, we're broke. We're gonna lose the farm. I can't relax. 619 00:35:40,687 --> 00:35:42,598 Yes you can. I'll show you how. 620 00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:44,519 Don't go away. 621 00:35:47,167 --> 00:35:48,361 Bad nog. 622 00:35:48,527 --> 00:35:52,520 Try one of these natural sodas. They're delicious. 623 00:35:56,847 --> 00:36:01,875 Oh, Bren, hon, when you get a sec, we should talk hair. 624 00:36:03,887 --> 00:36:07,038 It would be a mistake, Mr. Caldwell. 625 00:36:08,047 --> 00:36:10,766 - How did you know? - I know. 626 00:36:10,927 --> 00:36:13,282 I know how you live here locked away from the world... 627 00:36:13,447 --> 00:36:16,837 ...afraid to let anyone in, but needing to. 628 00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,759 You don't have to be alone, sir. 629 00:36:24,327 --> 00:36:27,558 That's right. You're doing really good. 630 00:36:36,847 --> 00:36:38,599 Are you ready in there? 631 00:36:42,607 --> 00:36:45,804 Honey, you look terrific. 632 00:36:57,207 --> 00:37:00,517 - Superman. - Mr. White, are those your boys? 633 00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:05,365 Yeah. Years ago. I was just trying to figure... 634 00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:07,563 ...what I got them that Christmas. 635 00:37:10,167 --> 00:37:14,080 So, what's this about? You got a problem with the story? 636 00:37:14,247 --> 00:37:17,398 No. I did have a problem with the fact that those kids... 637 00:37:17,567 --> 00:37:19,398 ...weren't gonna have Christmas this year. 638 00:37:19,567 --> 00:37:21,080 But that's all been taken care of. 639 00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:23,079 One of Metropolis' top citizens... 640 00:37:23,247 --> 00:37:25,920 ...has agreed to replace all the gifts that were destroyed... 641 00:37:26,087 --> 00:37:29,124 ...and to open his doors to all the children who were displaced. 642 00:37:29,487 --> 00:37:32,399 But if you don't mind me asking... 643 00:37:32,967 --> 00:37:34,446 ...what's it got to do with me? 644 00:37:35,367 --> 00:37:37,562 I was wondering if you might be able to help him. 645 00:37:48,247 --> 00:37:49,521 Oh, this is... 646 00:37:49,687 --> 00:37:51,166 This is ridiculous. 647 00:37:51,967 --> 00:37:54,322 Santa Claus! 648 00:37:59,647 --> 00:38:03,481 What have we got here? Good little boys and girls. 649 00:38:03,647 --> 00:38:04,921 Come on down here. 650 00:38:05,087 --> 00:38:07,601 Gather around. Gather. That's right. All right, now... 651 00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:09,325 It's almost time. 652 00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:11,557 If he stays true to form, he's gonna be here. 653 00:38:11,727 --> 00:38:14,878 We need to beat this thing before he shows. 654 00:38:16,007 --> 00:38:17,884 They don't look too hopeful yet, do they? 655 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:19,406 You guys can open them. 656 00:38:19,687 --> 00:38:21,678 Thank you. 657 00:38:26,647 --> 00:38:30,322 All right, here we go. Let's pass these things out. Here comes a nice blue one. 658 00:38:30,487 --> 00:38:34,605 All right. All right. Now, pass them all the way back to the back. That's right. 659 00:38:38,527 --> 00:38:40,040 Thank you, Santa. 660 00:38:51,967 --> 00:38:54,606 - Are you okay? - I miss your father. 661 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,839 - What? - I don't know. It's crazy. 662 00:38:58,007 --> 00:38:59,725 I wish he were here. 663 00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:09,358 Just pass them around. 664 00:39:26,807 --> 00:39:28,559 What is this? 665 00:39:32,567 --> 00:39:34,319 Come on, everybody. Sing one more time. 666 00:39:38,327 --> 00:39:39,965 You're not supposed to be delighted! 667 00:39:42,367 --> 00:39:43,925 Hey! Don't be so chipper! 668 00:39:44,087 --> 00:39:46,760 You've have 10 acres of worthless seed, remember? 669 00:39:49,807 --> 00:39:51,240 Keep singing everybody. 670 00:39:51,407 --> 00:39:52,965 How about a drink? 671 00:39:58,127 --> 00:40:00,243 Father Christmas... 672 00:40:00,407 --> 00:40:03,160 ...your own kids hate you after all these years of neglect... 673 00:40:03,327 --> 00:40:05,283 ...or did we forget? 674 00:40:08,047 --> 00:40:10,720 You think this love and good cheer is gonna break the loop. 675 00:40:10,887 --> 00:40:12,605 Fat chance, buster. 676 00:40:13,247 --> 00:40:14,646 All right, that's it. 677 00:40:14,807 --> 00:40:17,560 No, Santa. There's one left. 678 00:40:18,847 --> 00:40:20,519 Once that clock ticks over... 679 00:40:20,687 --> 00:40:23,884 ...you'll be right back where you started, and I will be... 680 00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:25,958 Is there a Mxy? 681 00:40:26,127 --> 00:40:27,560 Who is that? 682 00:40:28,087 --> 00:40:31,079 - Mxyl... - Mxyzptlk? 683 00:40:31,927 --> 00:40:33,246 That... That's it. 684 00:40:35,447 --> 00:40:36,721 - For me? - Yeah. 685 00:40:36,887 --> 00:40:38,240 But... 686 00:40:38,407 --> 00:40:41,160 ...no one's ever given me a Christmas present before. 687 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:42,920 Merry Christmas. 688 00:40:51,247 --> 00:40:53,203 Can't imagine what it could be. 689 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:55,119 Read the card. See who it's from. 690 00:40:55,407 --> 00:40:57,682 Oh, right. Right. 691 00:40:57,847 --> 00:40:59,883 I've never done this before. I... 692 00:41:04,687 --> 00:41:07,565 "To Our Beloved Mr. Mxyzptlk. " 693 00:41:07,727 --> 00:41:09,479 Beloved. 694 00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:12,884 - Who is it from? - Right. Right. 695 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:15,680 "Love... 696 00:41:17,727 --> 00:41:20,924 ...Kltpzyxm. " 697 00:41:21,087 --> 00:41:22,839 Kltpzyxm. 698 00:41:23,927 --> 00:41:25,326 That's Mxyzptlk backwards. 699 00:41:27,247 --> 00:41:28,839 Oh, rats! 700 00:41:29,927 --> 00:41:32,361 No! No! 701 00:41:32,527 --> 00:41:34,757 I'm not leaving. You can't make me. 702 00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:37,316 I'm taking over, you hear? 703 00:41:37,487 --> 00:41:39,398 Over! 704 00:42:08,327 --> 00:42:10,045 Merry Christmas. 705 00:42:11,447 --> 00:42:13,961 And in world news, warring Eastern European factions... 706 00:42:14,127 --> 00:42:15,640 ... called a permanent cease-fire... 707 00:42:15,807 --> 00:42:18,924 ... as treaties were signed on this historic Christmas Eve. 708 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:28,318 - Sam! - Ellen, sweetheart. 709 00:42:28,487 --> 00:42:30,921 When I got to the bed-and-breakfast, they said you left. 710 00:42:31,247 --> 00:42:33,158 I've been trying to get here all day. 711 00:42:33,487 --> 00:42:35,000 It seems like it's taken forever. 712 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:37,965 Oh, it has. It has. It has. 713 00:42:45,327 --> 00:42:46,806 It's happening. 714 00:42:49,487 --> 00:42:51,478 - What? - This. 715 00:42:51,647 --> 00:42:53,126 It's... 716 00:42:53,287 --> 00:42:54,515 It's magic. 717 00:42:57,847 --> 00:43:00,156 This one's for you. 718 00:43:02,527 --> 00:43:04,279 It's just like you said. 719 00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:08,483 I mean, I may not be able to see through walls... 720 00:43:08,647 --> 00:43:12,003 ...but right this second... 721 00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:15,603 ...I feel like I can see everything through your eyes. 722 00:43:15,767 --> 00:43:18,042 Well, then you're the lucky one... 723 00:43:18,207 --> 00:43:20,562 ...because I'm looking at you. 724 00:44:06,247 --> 00:44:08,238 Subtitulos por Loysriono para Tusseries-cifirip 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 10000 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org