0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:12,767 --> 00:00:14,166 Wow, look at this turnout. 2 00:00:14,327 --> 00:00:17,763 It's not every day someone from Metropolis wins International Peace Prize. 3 00:00:17,927 --> 00:00:20,202 I can't believe Superman hasn't won it before now. 4 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:24,201 There was some question about whether an extraterrestrial was actually eligible. 5 00:00:24,367 --> 00:00:26,244 Alien or not, it's about time. 6 00:00:26,407 --> 00:00:29,319 Why didn't you go to Stockholm with Clark to cover the ceremony? 7 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:34,481 Oh, well, you know, Clark is so much closer to Superman than I am. 8 00:00:34,647 --> 00:00:35,966 Speaking of our hero... 9 00:00:40,367 --> 00:00:42,085 It's Superman. 10 00:00:47,727 --> 00:00:49,718 It's a great honor to meet you, Superman. 11 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,076 Thank you. 12 00:00:59,247 --> 00:01:03,126 Thank you very much for this generous reception. 13 00:01:03,287 --> 00:01:07,565 Councilman, I would like to donate this medal... 14 00:01:07,727 --> 00:01:11,276 ...and this prize money to the people of Metropolis... 15 00:01:11,687 --> 00:01:14,360 ... with whom I share this award. 16 00:01:14,527 --> 00:01:17,837 Because I am nothing, if not a reflection... 17 00:01:18,007 --> 00:01:21,682 ... of the people I proudly serve on a daily basis. 18 00:01:24,487 --> 00:01:26,921 Put a sock in it. You said the same thing last year... 19 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,965 ...when you stole the Metropolis Man of the Year Award from me! 20 00:01:30,127 --> 00:01:32,641 I mean... I mean, how many awards can one guy win, huh? 21 00:01:32,807 --> 00:01:34,479 Why don't I ever get one of these prizes? 22 00:01:34,647 --> 00:01:37,400 Probably because you're the king of sleaze. 23 00:01:41,207 --> 00:01:44,324 - I mean, used to be, Mr. Goode. - That's right. 24 00:01:44,487 --> 00:01:46,364 Now I'm a world-famous philanthropist. 25 00:01:46,527 --> 00:01:49,564 I have spent millions of dollars rehabilitating my image... 26 00:01:49,727 --> 00:01:53,720 ...building shelters for the homeless, feeding the poor, stuff like that. 27 00:01:53,887 --> 00:01:56,526 So don't tell me that I can't buy this peace prize. 28 00:01:56,687 --> 00:02:00,202 I mean, this is America. Who's covering this fly-boy, anyway? 29 00:02:00,407 --> 00:02:03,797 - That would be Samantha, sir. - Then get her on the phone! 30 00:02:04,487 --> 00:02:07,718 Well, I'm through losing to you, Mr. Family Values. 31 00:02:07,887 --> 00:02:11,721 This time next year, that's gonna be me up on that podium receiving that medal. 32 00:02:11,887 --> 00:02:13,923 - Yeah. Hello? - Samantha? Goode here. 33 00:02:14,087 --> 00:02:16,282 You better have something and it better be good. 34 00:02:16,447 --> 00:02:19,041 To be honest, I'm not sure what you expect me to find. 35 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:22,677 We've been over this. Mr. Wonderful cannot be that perfect... 36 00:02:22,847 --> 00:02:25,407 ...that morally pure. My mother's a saint... 37 00:02:25,567 --> 00:02:28,365 ...and I've rooted a few things on her that had me screaming. 38 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:29,886 I understand that, sir. 39 00:02:30,047 --> 00:02:33,437 But it's daytime here, there's nothing but nuns and Boy Scouts. 40 00:02:33,647 --> 00:02:37,879 Well, that's your problem. Your job is to find a chink in his armor. 41 00:02:38,047 --> 00:02:40,845 Something I can exploit with all of the power at my command. 42 00:02:41,047 --> 00:02:42,241 Now, don't disappoint me. 43 00:02:45,487 --> 00:02:50,481 Well, why are we just sitting around here? Fan out. I need some dirt. 44 00:02:50,687 --> 00:02:54,077 Johnson, you ride down with me. 45 00:02:57,047 --> 00:03:02,121 - Now, about that "king of sleaze" crack. - I'm sorry about that, Mr. Goode. 46 00:03:02,327 --> 00:03:03,999 I don't know what I was thinking. 47 00:03:04,207 --> 00:03:07,324 - I didn't mean anything by it, really. - That's okay, Johnson. 48 00:03:07,527 --> 00:03:11,725 - Let's just not let it happen again, okay? - Okay. 49 00:03:22,207 --> 00:03:26,598 - I missed you. - Well, I'm not really back yet. 50 00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:28,997 Clark Kent's plane doesn't get in until midnight. 51 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,806 Oh, great. So for the rest of the day I have to pretend... 52 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:36,358 ...like my husband's still in the air. Not exactly the welcome home I planned. 53 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:48,597 Actually, Ms. Lane, I had no idea that I was gonna win the prize. 54 00:03:49,407 --> 00:03:52,285 What kind of welcome home did you have in mind, exactly? 55 00:03:53,607 --> 00:03:57,725 A weekend in bed in a mountain hideaway... 56 00:03:57,887 --> 00:04:00,959 ...where not everything is done at super-speed. 57 00:05:13,927 --> 00:05:15,485 And now, this LNN special report. 58 00:05:16,847 --> 00:05:18,280 After weeks of stalled talks... 59 00:05:18,447 --> 00:05:20,915 ... leaders of Eastern European nations Latislan and Podansk... 60 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:24,716 ... arrived in Metropolis today in an attempt to diffuse escalating tensions. 61 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:27,447 The break came when the United Nations asked Superman... 62 00:05:27,607 --> 00:05:31,077 ... fresh from winning the International Peace Prize, to mediate the talks. 63 00:05:32,607 --> 00:05:36,043 - President Kasparov, it's an honor. - The honor is mine, Superman. 64 00:05:36,207 --> 00:05:39,597 It is only because of you, the shining symbol of truth and justice... 65 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:42,440 ... that my people are even willing to discuss peace... 66 00:05:42,607 --> 00:05:46,156 ... even though we have suffered far too long at the hands of our enemies. 67 00:05:46,327 --> 00:05:48,443 You have suffered because of the brutality... 68 00:05:48,607 --> 00:05:50,723 ...you perpetrated against my people, Kasparov. 69 00:05:50,887 --> 00:05:53,606 We've had promises made and promises broken. 70 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:57,396 As have my people. Which is why you are our last hope. 71 00:05:57,567 --> 00:06:00,604 You are the one and only person both sides can trust. 72 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:03,600 Sirs, if you'll both be truthful with me... 73 00:06:03,767 --> 00:06:08,443 ... and with each other, then I'm sure together we can find the road to peace. 74 00:06:08,607 --> 00:06:13,158 Oh, great. He's gonna stop a war now. I think I'm gonna puke. 75 00:06:13,327 --> 00:06:16,399 Mr. Goode, great news. I think I saw something I wasn't supposed to... 76 00:06:16,567 --> 00:06:18,478 ...when Lois Lane was interviewing Superman. 77 00:06:18,647 --> 00:06:21,081 What, his cape flew up and you saw his panty lines? 78 00:06:21,327 --> 00:06:25,081 Better. Seems like everyone's hero is doing some very unheroic things... 79 00:06:25,247 --> 00:06:27,044 ...with a certain ace reporter. 80 00:06:30,247 --> 00:06:33,796 That's it? He's giving her an interview. Big deal. 81 00:06:35,127 --> 00:06:37,402 Come over to my elevator. I'll show you something. 82 00:06:37,567 --> 00:06:39,603 No, wait. Watch their body language. 83 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:42,235 See how they're looking to see if anyone's watching? 84 00:06:42,407 --> 00:06:44,443 And then, this. 85 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:50,516 - Interesting. - I've done some checking too. 86 00:06:50,687 --> 00:06:53,599 Lois Lane has had virtually every exclusive with Superman... 87 00:06:53,767 --> 00:06:55,485 ...since he flew in four years ago. 88 00:06:55,647 --> 00:07:00,277 Are you saying that Superman's knocking red boots with a married woman? 89 00:07:00,447 --> 00:07:03,280 - That's my guess. - Your guess isn't good enough. 90 00:07:03,447 --> 00:07:06,166 We need proof and corroborating evidence to back this up. 91 00:07:06,327 --> 00:07:08,636 We've never bothered with that before, Mr. Goode. 92 00:07:08,807 --> 00:07:10,843 But we're dealing with Superman here. 93 00:07:11,007 --> 00:07:14,886 So we have to be totally scrupulous, as disturbing as that may seem. 94 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:23,327 Here's another Superman scoop for you. 95 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,200 He's got a plan where he can get both sides to disclose... 96 00:07:27,367 --> 00:07:30,086 ...the locations of their respective nuclear weapons... 97 00:07:30,247 --> 00:07:32,522 ...and allow him to simply destroy them. 98 00:07:32,687 --> 00:07:34,723 Which means they won't annihilate each other... 99 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:37,242 ...and they'll have to talk peace. I like it. 100 00:07:39,127 --> 00:07:40,719 You know... 101 00:07:40,887 --> 00:07:45,642 ...you seem to get a lot of credit for these Superman exclusives. 102 00:07:45,807 --> 00:07:48,037 - What do I get? - How about two days... 103 00:07:48,207 --> 00:07:53,645 ...and two nights up in the mountains at Chateau Roberge? 104 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,275 Chateau Roberge, wow. 105 00:07:56,447 --> 00:07:59,803 The hideaway for the ultra-exclusive and rich and famous. 106 00:07:59,967 --> 00:08:02,720 - How'd you get us in? - Oh, I have my ways. 107 00:08:02,887 --> 00:08:04,081 - What's that? - What's what? 108 00:08:04,247 --> 00:08:06,715 That. Is that the hotel's confirmation letter? 109 00:08:07,407 --> 00:08:09,762 - Well, a girl has to have some secrets. - Let me see. 110 00:08:09,927 --> 00:08:12,521 - No. I'm not gonna give it to you. - Let me see. Let me see. 111 00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:15,247 - Lois. Lois, let me see it. - I'm not gonna give it to you. 112 00:08:17,687 --> 00:08:19,006 Cute. 113 00:08:19,887 --> 00:08:21,320 Okay. 114 00:08:38,607 --> 00:08:41,246 - That is not fair. - "Dear Ms. Lane... 115 00:08:41,407 --> 00:08:46,083 ...we are extremely excited about your proposed article on our chateau. " 116 00:08:47,087 --> 00:08:50,284 - But you're not writing any article. - I might, someday. 117 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,756 - So you lied. - Clark, please. It was a fib. 118 00:08:54,447 --> 00:08:57,723 It was an exaggeration. It was a minor distortion. 119 00:08:58,887 --> 00:09:01,526 Okay, I lied. But it was a little, tiny, white lie. 120 00:09:01,687 --> 00:09:04,485 Nobody got hurt. It's not like they're letting us in for free. 121 00:09:04,647 --> 00:09:07,957 - Lois. - Fine. 122 00:09:08,127 --> 00:09:10,846 We'll take the moral high ground, I'll cancel the reservation. 123 00:09:11,007 --> 00:09:13,646 You can spend the weekend with those old warhorses... 124 00:09:13,807 --> 00:09:17,277 ...and get a jump on your peace talk. - Wait, wait, wait. 125 00:09:18,207 --> 00:09:19,401 On second thought... 126 00:09:20,247 --> 00:09:22,807 ...since their proposals won't be finished until Monday... 127 00:09:22,967 --> 00:09:26,437 ...it is the perfect weekend for us to get away. 128 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:33,562 Even though the leaders of Latislan and Podansk are set to meet with Superman... 129 00:09:33,727 --> 00:09:37,640 ... the U.N. has confirmed that military buildup continues at the border. 130 00:09:37,807 --> 00:09:39,445 Indeed, it appears both sides... 131 00:09:39,607 --> 00:09:42,075 Looks like you're not gonna be able to go anyway. 132 00:09:42,607 --> 00:09:45,360 - I'll cancel the reservations. - No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 133 00:09:45,527 --> 00:09:47,802 You go ahead on up, I'll meet you there. 134 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,801 Superman's gonna have a little chat... 135 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:54,118 ...with these two old warhorses. Get them to honor their truce. 136 00:09:54,287 --> 00:09:55,925 Don't be long. 137 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,365 Lois Lane. 138 00:10:01,967 --> 00:10:05,642 Okay, you don't know me, I'm just a pencil pusher in research. 139 00:10:05,807 --> 00:10:08,685 I'm Samantha. And you're my idol. 140 00:10:09,447 --> 00:10:12,405 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 141 00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,956 That husband of yours, he's quite a hunk, isn't he? 142 00:10:15,127 --> 00:10:17,197 Of course, he's no Superman, but what the hey... 143 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,801 ...you can't have everything. - Excuse me? 144 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,116 What's Superman like? 145 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:24,047 - Like? - Yeah. You know, is he seeing anyone? 146 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,163 Because, I was thinking if he's not... 147 00:10:26,327 --> 00:10:29,239 ...that maybe you could do a girlfriend a favor and introduce me. 148 00:10:29,407 --> 00:10:32,126 Course, I don't even know if he dates outside his own species. 149 00:10:32,287 --> 00:10:35,438 I don't mean to be rude, but I have a plane to catch. 150 00:10:35,607 --> 00:10:38,997 Okay, sure. We'll talk later, okay? 151 00:11:07,647 --> 00:11:11,526 Sorry I'm late. Long day at the office. 152 00:11:16,287 --> 00:11:19,165 - Isn't it nice? - Very nice. 153 00:11:19,487 --> 00:11:22,445 - I missed you. - I missed you. 154 00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:30,040 Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this. 155 00:12:25,407 --> 00:12:27,238 Did you hear something? 156 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:31,007 No, it was nothing. 157 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,238 Mr. Goode, you are not gonna believe this. 158 00:12:45,407 --> 00:12:48,683 Right after I hung up with you, guess who flew into Lois Lane's room. 159 00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:51,884 Right, Superman. And within seconds, they were sucking face... 160 00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:55,881 ...like world-class mattress-tramps. Hey! 161 00:12:56,047 --> 00:12:58,436 Taxi! Sorry. 162 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:01,285 Sir, sorry? What? 163 00:13:02,687 --> 00:13:05,679 The picture? Yes, sir, I got the picture. 164 00:13:05,847 --> 00:13:08,315 I definitely got an exposure. 165 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,962 I'll get it developed right away. 166 00:13:11,127 --> 00:13:12,685 Bye. 167 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:19,127 Think, think... 168 00:13:21,327 --> 00:13:23,124 "Hank's Photo Lab. " 169 00:13:29,407 --> 00:13:31,637 Barry Dunning, live at the scene of the crime... 170 00:13:31,807 --> 00:13:35,243 ... where this tale of sordid super-sleaze took place. 171 00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:56,126 People of Metropolis are saying no to Superman. 172 00:14:04,247 --> 00:14:05,805 Oh, my God! 173 00:14:19,207 --> 00:14:21,516 Okay, so this skirt doesn't go with this blouse. 174 00:14:21,687 --> 00:14:23,643 It's not that bad. 175 00:14:24,527 --> 00:14:27,246 You haven't seen this morning's National Inquisitor, have you? 176 00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:28,920 That supermarket rag? Why would we? 177 00:14:29,087 --> 00:14:31,920 - Or the Dirt Digger? - Of course not, Jimmy, what's going on? 178 00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:35,926 Oh, my God, Clark. 179 00:14:36,087 --> 00:14:38,237 - Lois... - That's me. 180 00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:40,841 - And Superman. - Guys, let me just be the first to say... 181 00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:43,646 ...I don't believe it for a second. It's obviously fake. 182 00:14:43,807 --> 00:14:46,446 The photograph's fake. It's unequivocally bogus. 183 00:14:46,607 --> 00:14:48,438 Although it's pretty good work. 184 00:14:48,607 --> 00:14:50,643 I mean, I've never seen anything quite as good. 185 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:52,241 - The lines all match... - Jimmy. 186 00:14:52,407 --> 00:14:56,082 - Sorry. On your team, 100 percent. - Lois, Clark. 187 00:14:56,247 --> 00:14:57,805 In my office. 188 00:14:59,287 --> 00:15:02,836 - Chief, first of all, I want you to know... - I don't believe a word of it, Lois. 189 00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:05,157 I know you'd never do anything like that to Clark. 190 00:15:05,327 --> 00:15:07,557 I've never seen two people so in love. 191 00:15:07,727 --> 00:15:10,287 This is just pure tabloid trash. 192 00:15:10,447 --> 00:15:12,278 - It's that simple. - Thanks, chief. 193 00:15:12,447 --> 00:15:16,360 Now, that said, this thing's already blown up pretty big. 194 00:15:16,527 --> 00:15:19,246 Now, the Daily Planet has yet to take an official position... 195 00:15:19,407 --> 00:15:21,318 ...but I can't sit on my hands much longer. 196 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:26,117 The fellas upstairs are breathing down my neck to clean up this mess. 197 00:15:26,287 --> 00:15:29,802 So, what do you want me to do? 198 00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:31,878 What do we print? 199 00:15:33,047 --> 00:15:36,437 - Super seduction or lust for Lois? - No to Superman. 200 00:15:36,607 --> 00:15:40,077 - Formerly trusted Man of the... - My guest is Father Morgan. 201 00:15:40,247 --> 00:15:43,637 I'm Barry Dunning. In Your Face... 202 00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:45,559 This is fantastic. It's everywhere. 203 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:48,844 They're all picking it up. Every station, every wire, every show. 204 00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:50,201 It's even on the Internet. 205 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,643 Superman's blood is in the water, and the sharks are swimming in to bite. 206 00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:56,321 - You're a genius, Mr. Goode. - Call me Randy. 207 00:15:57,887 --> 00:16:00,799 Because you just climbed up the ladder, Miss Vice President. 208 00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:02,764 - Are you serious? - As a heart attack. 209 00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:05,316 Are you kidding me? It's the biggest story of the year. 210 00:16:05,487 --> 00:16:08,638 Superman's image will fade as fast as Michael Bolton's hairline. 211 00:16:08,807 --> 00:16:12,720 This is fabulous. And for the first time, one of our stories is actually authentic. 212 00:16:14,447 --> 00:16:17,200 No, no. But we can't stop here. 213 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:21,201 No, no, no. We really must stoke the fire. 214 00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:24,325 We've got to orchestrate a full-tilt smear campaign... 215 00:16:24,487 --> 00:16:27,524 ...against Superman. Anything goes, even if it's a lie. 216 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,518 The more outrageous, the better. 217 00:16:29,687 --> 00:16:32,360 "Superman uses x-ray vision to peep at my sister. " 218 00:16:32,527 --> 00:16:36,406 "Superman dropped me while he was flying, and I smelled booze on his breath. " 219 00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:39,240 We don't need kryptonite to destroy Superman. 220 00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:42,524 We've got the most powerful weapon ever invented: A scandal. 221 00:16:42,687 --> 00:16:45,963 And we're gonna take Superman down with it. 222 00:16:46,127 --> 00:16:47,685 And then... 223 00:16:47,847 --> 00:16:50,805 ...there'll be a new Man of the Year. Me. 224 00:16:51,047 --> 00:16:53,515 I'm most concerned about the children, Barry. 225 00:16:53,687 --> 00:16:59,796 After all, Superman was their one undisputed moral reference point. 226 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,596 If this terrible tragedy turns out to be true... 227 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:06,476 Then how can our children take morality seriously... 228 00:17:06,647 --> 00:17:09,605 ... if the pillar of morality himself has committed adultery? 229 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:13,646 - Is that the point you're making, Father? - Exactly. The consequences could be... 230 00:17:13,807 --> 00:17:17,766 The shocking story continues to rock people everywhere. 231 00:17:17,927 --> 00:17:19,280 I think it's a tragedy. 232 00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:22,405 I've got a 4- and a 5-year-old. What am I supposed to tell them? 233 00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,319 You know, Superman was their hero. 234 00:17:24,487 --> 00:17:25,920 I used to look up to Lois Lane. 235 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,477 And I felt that I could really trust her reporting, but now... 236 00:17:29,647 --> 00:17:34,163 This is all her fault. She is the one who seduced him. 237 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,757 - Poor Clark Kent. - I think it's awesome! 238 00:17:36,927 --> 00:17:38,997 I'd be out bagging babes if I had super powers. 239 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,635 - I've heard enough of this trash. - Forget about it. 240 00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:45,004 Let's just concentrate on getting to the bottom of this. 241 00:17:45,207 --> 00:17:46,720 The bottom of what? 242 00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:49,242 Something like this doesn't just happen by accident. 243 00:17:49,407 --> 00:17:52,160 - Somebody's out to get you. - Or you, honey. 244 00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:55,125 Superman was not supposed to be at Chateau Roberge. 245 00:17:55,287 --> 00:17:58,165 Lois Lane and Clark Kent were. 246 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,555 Well, either way... 247 00:17:59,727 --> 00:18:02,764 ...the first thing we should do is figure out who took this picture. 248 00:18:02,927 --> 00:18:07,239 It's uncredited, which is suspicious considering all the notoriety it's gotten. 249 00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:10,638 You'd think this photographer would be all over the TV circuit by now... 250 00:18:10,807 --> 00:18:13,162 ...if there weren't more to it. - That might be true... 251 00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:16,239 I guess it's just the price we pay for being in the public eye. 252 00:18:16,407 --> 00:18:20,036 You know, every once in a while, somebody's gonna take a potshot at us. 253 00:18:20,207 --> 00:18:23,517 Like last year, when that woman claimed to have had Superman's love child. 254 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:27,236 Oh, honey, but there's a big difference here. That was a lie. 255 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:32,686 - This isn't. This actually happened. - No, it didn't. 256 00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:34,997 This says that Lois Lane cheated on her husband... 257 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,078 ...and we both know that's not true. - Okay. 258 00:18:37,247 --> 00:18:39,886 The point is that the rest of the world doesn't know that. 259 00:18:40,047 --> 00:18:42,959 And there's no way of telling them the real truth. 260 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,560 Well, then, I'll just deny it. 261 00:18:46,887 --> 00:18:49,401 I'll issue a statement that says that it was a hoax... 262 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,558 ...that someone was impersonating me. - Lois... 263 00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:53,285 Better yet, Superman should do it. 264 00:18:53,447 --> 00:18:55,881 He should have a press conference, and say it wasn't us. 265 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,799 - The world believes him. - Wait a minute. 266 00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:00,083 You're seriously suggesting that Superman lie? 267 00:19:00,687 --> 00:19:04,362 I'm suggesting we do whatever it takes to get to who's trying to get at us... 268 00:19:04,527 --> 00:19:06,722 ...or you or me. That's what I'm suggesting. 269 00:19:06,887 --> 00:19:10,323 I agree that's very important, honey, but I think there's a bigger issue here. 270 00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:16,084 The truth. And the truth is that this is you and me in this picture. 271 00:19:17,007 --> 00:19:20,158 Lying, especially for Superman, should never be an option. 272 00:19:22,647 --> 00:19:24,080 Even a little white lie. 273 00:19:25,687 --> 00:19:28,963 Like the one I told to get us in the hotel, and into this entire mess? 274 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,436 - That's not what I said. - It's what you're thinking. 275 00:19:31,607 --> 00:19:32,926 - No. - Now who's lying? 276 00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:38,005 Lois, this whole thing is our fault. 277 00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:40,119 We've gotten a little bit lax. 278 00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:44,041 We've forgotten that there's not just two people in this marriage, there are three. 279 00:19:44,207 --> 00:19:47,597 You, me and Superman. 280 00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:53,360 We're so used to the suit being a disguise, honey. 281 00:19:54,407 --> 00:19:59,276 But I can't disguise how I feel about you, or how we feel about each other. 282 00:20:02,927 --> 00:20:06,124 Well, if anybody asks I'll just say, "No comment. " 283 00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:08,676 That's it. It's none of their business. 284 00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:12,285 How long can this thing last, anyway? 285 00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:19,843 It appears at this hour that the leaders of Latislan and Podansk... 286 00:20:20,007 --> 00:20:23,761 ... have called off the peace talks because Superman can no longer be trusted. 287 00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:25,519 War appears inevitable now. 288 00:20:25,687 --> 00:20:28,918 - It might last longer than we think. - Live from the Podansk DMZ. 289 00:20:29,087 --> 00:20:33,160 - Tension is high... - I don 't believe in Superman anymore. 290 00:20:34,047 --> 00:20:36,356 You don 't believe in him? 291 00:20:45,887 --> 00:20:46,876 Tonight on Top Copy: 292 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:50,204 It seems Lois Lane isn 't the only woman Superman has been seeing. 293 00:20:50,887 --> 00:20:52,081 Meet the twins who claim... 294 00:20:52,247 --> 00:20:54,966 ... Superman 's cape has hung on their bed knob a time or two. 295 00:20:55,127 --> 00:20:57,641 No. How you holding up? 296 00:20:59,087 --> 00:21:04,241 Considering I'm one notch below Cruella De Vil on the popularity scale, great. 297 00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:09,362 Everywhere I go, it's cold stares and even colder shoulders. 298 00:21:09,527 --> 00:21:11,836 I think people blame me for bringing down their hero. 299 00:21:12,007 --> 00:21:13,201 Nice one, Lois. 300 00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:17,121 If it makes you feel any better, they're not too crazy about their hero either. 301 00:21:17,287 --> 00:21:20,882 The ladies in the steno pool are using a picture of Superman as a dart board. 302 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:24,437 I'm sorry, I'm sure it's really tough on... 303 00:21:27,407 --> 00:21:32,401 ...you too. What is all this? - Condolence gifts for me. 304 00:21:34,447 --> 00:21:37,359 - Homemade fudge? - Some women downstairs whipped it up. 305 00:21:37,727 --> 00:21:41,481 Oh, I see. I eat crow, you get fudge. 306 00:21:41,647 --> 00:21:44,605 Half of me gets fudge, the other half gets darts thrown at him. 307 00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:46,041 And now this special report. 308 00:21:46,207 --> 00:21:49,040 With peace talks broken down because of the Superman scandal... 309 00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:52,483 ... border skirmishes have erupted between Latislan and Podansk. 310 00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:57,565 U.N. troops report short-range missiles already airborne. 311 00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:06,039 Wait a minute. 312 00:22:06,207 --> 00:22:10,837 Sources now say an unidentified object is streaking to intercept one of the missiles. 313 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:14,477 Apparently, that unidentified object was Superman. 314 00:22:14,647 --> 00:22:17,719 - All right, Superman. - Jimmy, I need your help. 315 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:22,835 I tracked down six of the labs that those rags use to develop photographs. 316 00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:26,761 - You mean to fake those photographs? - Yeah. Yeah, that's what I meant. 317 00:22:26,927 --> 00:22:28,440 Good. I've done some checking too. 318 00:22:28,607 --> 00:22:32,566 There's only certain places who specialize in that high-tech digital compositing. 319 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:36,117 So whoever faked the photos had to go through one of those labs, right? 320 00:22:36,287 --> 00:22:40,405 - I'll have a list by the end of the day. - Great. 321 00:22:41,887 --> 00:22:44,401 You know, why don't you just check on those first though. 322 00:22:44,567 --> 00:22:47,764 Because I... I sort of have an instinct that that might be... 323 00:22:47,927 --> 00:22:50,122 ...where we'll find what we're looking for. 324 00:23:00,807 --> 00:23:03,321 Lois Lane. Hi, Ms. Lane, my name is Barry Dunning. 325 00:23:03,487 --> 00:23:05,523 - I know who you are. - Then you know my show: 326 00:23:05,687 --> 00:23:08,076 - In Your Face with Barry Dunning. - Riveting journalism. 327 00:23:08,247 --> 00:23:11,842 Especially the show on cross-dressers and the has-been child stars who love them. 328 00:23:12,007 --> 00:23:13,520 That means a lot, coming from you. 329 00:23:13,687 --> 00:23:16,360 I'm gonna give you a chance to tell your side of the story. 330 00:23:16,527 --> 00:23:17,676 No comment. 331 00:23:17,847 --> 00:23:19,644 - What about the photograph? - No comment. 332 00:23:19,807 --> 00:23:22,162 Are you or are you not having an affair with Superman? 333 00:23:22,327 --> 00:23:23,521 No comment! 334 00:23:23,687 --> 00:23:27,077 What do you say to those who are calling you Superman's super strumpet? 335 00:23:27,247 --> 00:23:29,124 They're calling me super strumpet? 336 00:23:29,287 --> 00:23:31,926 - Care to respond? - No. 337 00:23:32,247 --> 00:23:34,602 Oh, come on, Ms. Lane. I'm only after the truth. 338 00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:38,521 The truth means nothing to you. All you're interested in is sleaze. 339 00:23:38,687 --> 00:23:42,123 You're a disgrace to legitimate reporters like Clark and myself. 340 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:45,597 And you are not gonna get what you're digging for here, vulture-boy. 341 00:23:45,767 --> 00:23:49,157 I'm not gonna give you some sound bite that you can twist and turn. 342 00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:53,366 What my relationship is with Superman is nobody's damn business but my own. 343 00:23:53,527 --> 00:23:55,836 So get out of my face! 344 00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:01,515 General, caviar? President Kasparov, canapé? 345 00:24:01,687 --> 00:24:06,044 Forgive my bluntness, Mr. Goode, but I am a suspicious man by nature. 346 00:24:06,207 --> 00:24:09,165 Why are you so interested in resurrecting these talks? 347 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:11,961 Yes, what do you get out of it? 348 00:24:12,487 --> 00:24:14,637 Why, I get what we all get, potentially: 349 00:24:14,807 --> 00:24:16,798 Peace on earth and goodwill towards men. 350 00:24:16,967 --> 00:24:19,435 And seeing as I was runner-up for the Peace Prize... 351 00:24:19,607 --> 00:24:24,078 ...I thought the least I could do was see if we can't find a solution together. 352 00:24:24,407 --> 00:24:26,398 - Shrimp? - I beg your pardon. 353 00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:28,364 Cocktail. Care for a shrimp cocktail? 354 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:32,442 You said Superman would be here to explain everything. Where is he? 355 00:24:32,607 --> 00:24:36,395 He told me he'd be here. Maybe Lois Lane got tickets to Cats or something. 356 00:24:36,687 --> 00:24:39,485 Gentlemen, it looks as though we've been disappointed yet again. 357 00:24:39,647 --> 00:24:43,435 I would be more than happy to shepherd you through these talks, if you'll allow it. 358 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,518 Come, sit. 359 00:24:49,127 --> 00:24:52,244 - Superman. - You must call a cease-fire immediately. 360 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:54,796 There is nothing that this war could ever achieve... 361 00:24:54,967 --> 00:24:57,037 ...that you couldn't better achieve without it. 362 00:24:57,207 --> 00:25:01,678 Who are you to lecture us? You're no better than the common politician. 363 00:25:01,847 --> 00:25:05,123 - You stand for nothing. - I stand for what is right. 364 00:25:05,287 --> 00:25:07,676 And what is right is peace. 365 00:25:07,847 --> 00:25:12,159 Please, don't let any side issues distract you from our common goal. 366 00:25:12,327 --> 00:25:15,239 Peace is built on the cornerstone of trust, Superman. 367 00:25:15,407 --> 00:25:20,879 And if either one of us is to trust you again, first you must explain this. 368 00:25:21,047 --> 00:25:22,639 And this. 369 00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:25,598 Yeah, Superman. 370 00:25:27,127 --> 00:25:28,719 We're all ears. 371 00:25:30,007 --> 00:25:34,125 Gentlemen, you trusted me enough to ask me to mediate these peace talks. 372 00:25:34,287 --> 00:25:38,519 Trust me now when I tell you that this photograph is not what it appears to be. 373 00:25:39,567 --> 00:25:43,958 Superman, General Navance and myself... 374 00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:47,039 ...we understand such things. We're world leaders. 375 00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:51,840 But our people are not so sophisticated. They're outraged by what you have done. 376 00:25:52,007 --> 00:25:54,521 They won't allow you to broker our peace talks... 377 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:58,396 ...unless you can give them a more acceptable explanation. 378 00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:00,398 - Mr. President... - Twist and turn. 379 00:26:00,567 --> 00:26:04,321 What my relationship is with Superman is nobody's damn business but my own. 380 00:26:04,487 --> 00:26:05,886 So get out of my face! 381 00:26:07,247 --> 00:26:09,966 Well, there you have it, from Lois Lane's own mouth. 382 00:26:10,127 --> 00:26:13,164 She and Superman are indeed having an affair. 383 00:26:13,327 --> 00:26:18,037 And apparently, so passionate, so intimate, she can 't even put it into words. 384 00:26:19,687 --> 00:26:21,917 Well, talk about denials. 385 00:26:22,087 --> 00:26:24,760 I mean, that one ranks right up there with Watergate. 386 00:26:24,927 --> 00:26:27,441 We're finished here. My armies will destroy you! 387 00:26:27,607 --> 00:26:30,121 Brilliant. My missiles will destroy you first. 388 00:26:30,287 --> 00:26:33,040 - Gentlemen, please. - Enough talk! 389 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:40,516 Mr. President, general, I will explain, and I will rebuild your trust in me. 390 00:26:41,407 --> 00:26:44,365 Tomorrow at noon, I'll hold a press conference... 391 00:26:44,727 --> 00:26:46,718 ...and all your questions will be answered. 392 00:26:46,887 --> 00:26:51,677 Then we can meet here afterward, and if you're satisfied, we can talk peace. 393 00:26:51,967 --> 00:26:55,437 But please, gentlemen, thousands of lives depend on you. 394 00:26:55,607 --> 00:26:59,998 No, my friend, those lives depend on you. 395 00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:02,522 And what you say tomorrow. 396 00:27:02,967 --> 00:27:08,087 Well then, tomorrow at noon. I know I'm looking forward to it. 397 00:27:10,327 --> 00:27:11,760 Very well. 398 00:27:23,207 --> 00:27:25,926 He knows something. He's got something up his cape. 399 00:27:26,087 --> 00:27:28,726 - Think. Think, think, think. - What do you mean? 400 00:27:28,887 --> 00:27:32,482 I mean that Super-stud says he's got an explanation for that photograph. 401 00:27:32,647 --> 00:27:36,003 I mean, what in the world could it be? I mean, after all, it is authentic. 402 00:27:36,327 --> 00:27:37,919 No, no, no. 403 00:27:38,087 --> 00:27:41,204 If he wiggles out of this, if he gets these bozos to shake hands... 404 00:27:41,367 --> 00:27:42,766 ...there'll be no stopping him. 405 00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:45,680 The Man of Steel will have gotten a non-stick Teflon coating... 406 00:27:45,847 --> 00:27:47,565 ...and I'll never be Man of the Year! 407 00:27:48,247 --> 00:27:51,284 I've come up with a plan that will guarantee the peace talks fail... 408 00:27:51,447 --> 00:27:53,597 ...and make Superman responsible for it. 409 00:27:56,567 --> 00:27:59,001 Oh, I like it... 410 00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:04,877 ...Miss Senior Vice President. 411 00:28:05,287 --> 00:28:08,882 So, what do we do? 412 00:28:10,047 --> 00:28:13,517 I said no comment. Hey, get out of those rose bushes. That's private property. 413 00:28:13,687 --> 00:28:16,247 - Was he faster than a speeding bullet? - I beg your pardon! 414 00:28:16,407 --> 00:28:18,318 - I'm a married woman. - This your first superhero? 415 00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:24,565 We had a pack of wolves at our place too. 416 00:28:25,367 --> 00:28:28,962 - Jonathan, Martha, what are you doing? - Clark said you two wanted to talk to us. 417 00:28:29,487 --> 00:28:32,206 - He did? - I just flew them here, Lois. 418 00:28:33,647 --> 00:28:36,286 I thought they should be here to hear what I have to say. 419 00:28:36,487 --> 00:28:37,886 To say about what? 420 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:42,880 This so-called scandal is spreading like wildfire. 421 00:28:44,567 --> 00:28:47,286 I have to stop it now. 422 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:52,317 If I don't, war will break out and a lot of people are gonna die. 423 00:28:55,087 --> 00:28:59,763 So I've decided that the only way to clear all this up... 424 00:29:00,087 --> 00:29:03,557 ...is to tell the whole world the truth. - The truth about what? 425 00:29:04,047 --> 00:29:08,598 That Superman cannot be having an affair with Clark Kent's wife... 426 00:29:08,887 --> 00:29:13,802 ...because Clark Kent is Superman. 427 00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:27,520 Clark, you can't do this. 428 00:29:27,687 --> 00:29:31,123 The only way to regain the world's trust is to tell them that I am Superman. 429 00:29:31,287 --> 00:29:32,436 I don't have a choice. 430 00:29:32,607 --> 00:29:35,167 Do you realize what this will do to you? To everybody? 431 00:29:35,927 --> 00:29:37,076 I know it'll be hard, Dad. 432 00:29:37,247 --> 00:29:39,397 I don't think you realize how hard it will be. 433 00:29:39,567 --> 00:29:42,639 Never mind about your father and me, it's not going to affect us much. 434 00:29:42,807 --> 00:29:44,525 But it's going to affect you plenty. 435 00:29:44,687 --> 00:29:48,646 Clark Kent won't even exist anymore. You won't have any kind of private life. 436 00:29:48,807 --> 00:29:52,038 Neither will Lois. She won't be able to go anywhere as herself anymore... 437 00:29:52,287 --> 00:29:56,326 ...let alone continue as a reporter. She'll just become Superman's wife. 438 00:29:56,487 --> 00:29:59,718 I know, I know. Don't you think I thought about all this? 439 00:30:00,207 --> 00:30:02,846 This isn't just some knee-jerk reaction that I'm having. 440 00:30:03,247 --> 00:30:07,718 I'm trying to stop a war, and I'm trying to protect what Superman is... 441 00:30:08,247 --> 00:30:09,566 ...what he stands for. 442 00:30:09,727 --> 00:30:12,116 If that's the case, then you're making a mistake. 443 00:30:12,407 --> 00:30:16,286 What makes you think the world is gonna start trusting Superman again... 444 00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:20,360 ...when they find out that he's been lying to them all along about who he really is? 445 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,882 Clark, there's a greater truth to protect here... 446 00:30:23,047 --> 00:30:25,561 ...and that's the idea of who Superman is. 447 00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:27,479 If you tell them that you're married... 448 00:30:27,647 --> 00:30:30,286 ...that you have feelings and desires like everybody else... 449 00:30:30,447 --> 00:30:33,723 ...then that image of a hero is shattered. It's gone. 450 00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:36,925 People need to believe in that mythic truth. 451 00:30:37,087 --> 00:30:38,805 That is what Superman is all about... 452 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:41,720 ...and that is what you should protect above all else. 453 00:30:41,887 --> 00:30:44,720 And I will protect it, Lois. 454 00:30:45,007 --> 00:30:48,238 Because even in this cynical world... 455 00:30:48,407 --> 00:30:51,638 ...somebody has to stand for integrity. 456 00:30:51,967 --> 00:30:55,960 And if that's what I say I stand for, then I have to mean it. 457 00:31:00,167 --> 00:31:03,239 All right, fine. 458 00:31:03,607 --> 00:31:08,920 Then I guess I have until tomorrow to figure out who's behind this, and why. 459 00:31:09,087 --> 00:31:10,520 Excuse me. 460 00:31:12,007 --> 00:31:13,679 - Metro Air. - Hi. 461 00:31:13,847 --> 00:31:15,803 I'm trying to find the name of a passenger... 462 00:31:15,967 --> 00:31:19,198 ...who might've flown to Chateau Roberge and back to Metropolis overnight. 463 00:31:19,367 --> 00:31:23,042 - I'm sorry, ma 'am, it's company policy... - I know you don't usually give that out... 464 00:31:23,207 --> 00:31:26,563 ...but this is Lois Lane and I... Hello? 465 00:31:27,847 --> 00:31:29,280 Hello? 466 00:31:30,047 --> 00:31:33,403 - So much for professional courtesy. - Lois, you know those composite labs... 467 00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:35,080 ...I've been checking out? - Yeah. 468 00:31:35,247 --> 00:31:37,203 Here's one. Hank's Photo Lab on Third Street. 469 00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:41,121 I looked into them because their work's not legitimate. Fake passports and stuff. 470 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,159 Jimmy, we're running out of time. 471 00:31:43,447 --> 00:31:46,564 Hank's used to be Dirt Digger's biggest client. So I did some checking. 472 00:31:46,727 --> 00:31:48,877 Turns out that a huge payment was made to them... 473 00:31:49,047 --> 00:31:51,402 ...the day just before the photographs were published. 474 00:31:51,567 --> 00:31:54,604 So this photo could be a fake? 475 00:31:54,807 --> 00:31:57,275 Well, yeah, but you knew that already. 476 00:31:57,887 --> 00:32:00,117 Yeah. No, of course I knew it. 477 00:32:00,287 --> 00:32:03,324 I... I just didn't know if you did. Know it, I mean. 478 00:32:03,487 --> 00:32:06,923 - If you knew that it was a fake. - Right. 479 00:32:08,247 --> 00:32:09,680 Right. 480 00:32:10,727 --> 00:32:15,243 Well, great. This is just great. Let's go pay Hank a visit, huh? 481 00:32:21,567 --> 00:32:24,479 Looks like Hank left his door open. 482 00:32:26,767 --> 00:32:28,439 Check it out. 483 00:32:28,607 --> 00:32:33,237 Layout computers, spectrum analyzers, digital compositors. 484 00:32:33,407 --> 00:32:36,843 You can take this stuff and manipulate images into anything you can dream up. 485 00:32:37,007 --> 00:32:39,043 Whether it really exists or not. 486 00:32:40,047 --> 00:32:42,356 You can't imagine what this kind of equipment can do. 487 00:32:42,567 --> 00:32:46,879 I'm beginning to get a pretty good idea. Nothing here about Superman though. 488 00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:50,086 These digital compositors are supposed to have a memory cache. 489 00:32:50,247 --> 00:32:54,877 They should have the last several entries digitally stored. Just give me a second. 490 00:32:57,167 --> 00:33:00,239 Looks like Hank's doing a lot of business with the Dirt Digger. 491 00:33:00,407 --> 00:33:01,920 Hey, wait a minute. 492 00:33:02,087 --> 00:33:05,716 His invoices are addressed to Goode International. Randy Goode? 493 00:33:06,287 --> 00:33:07,640 Bingo! 494 00:33:07,807 --> 00:33:10,844 All right, see, two different snapshots of you and Superman. 495 00:33:11,007 --> 00:33:12,599 Now, watch this. 496 00:33:12,767 --> 00:33:15,645 It looks like they created a texture map from these photos. 497 00:33:17,087 --> 00:33:19,317 They applied the texture to wire-framed models... 498 00:33:19,487 --> 00:33:21,159 ...designate the area to be scanned. 499 00:33:21,327 --> 00:33:24,478 Once they composite the images, they can put you in any position. 500 00:33:26,527 --> 00:33:28,438 Instant scandal. 501 00:33:29,087 --> 00:33:32,204 - Pretty amazing, huh? - You have no idea. 502 00:33:32,367 --> 00:33:35,564 Can you download this from the compositor so we can use it as evidence? 503 00:33:36,167 --> 00:33:40,285 - Yeah. It'll take me a while. - Do it. Meet me at City Hall at noon. 504 00:33:40,447 --> 00:33:43,280 I gotta catch Superman before it's too late. 505 00:33:43,527 --> 00:33:45,199 Before what's too late? 506 00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:52,680 No! Put me down! 507 00:33:53,967 --> 00:33:55,446 No! 508 00:33:58,087 --> 00:34:01,875 - You. - Okay, so you're not my idol. 509 00:34:03,487 --> 00:34:06,240 - All right, Goode, what do you want? - It's simple. 510 00:34:06,407 --> 00:34:10,764 I want Superman to rescue you, Miss Lane. Sauce for the goose, as it were. 511 00:34:10,927 --> 00:34:14,124 And as he saves his paramour in predictable fashion... 512 00:34:14,287 --> 00:34:17,085 ...a bomb will explode in the place he gathered those geezers... 513 00:34:17,247 --> 00:34:19,681 ...killing them both. - They're meeting in your office. 514 00:34:19,847 --> 00:34:23,806 - You're gonna blow up your own building? - Who would guess that I was behind it? 515 00:34:24,207 --> 00:34:27,119 Brilliant, aren't I? Everyone will blame Superman for the blast... 516 00:34:27,287 --> 00:34:31,246 ...because he'll be with you at the time. This should discredit him, don't you think? 517 00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:34,923 Except you can't make me yell for help, and if I don't, he won't come for me. 518 00:34:36,567 --> 00:34:40,879 Well, that's very brave, Ms. Lane. But I've already thought of that. 519 00:34:41,047 --> 00:34:43,959 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a mythic hero to destroy... 520 00:34:44,127 --> 00:34:48,166 ...and you have a plane to catch. Nighty-night. 521 00:34:50,567 --> 00:34:52,523 Sleep tight, Miss Lane. 522 00:34:54,807 --> 00:34:57,560 Is Superman faster than a speeding adulterer? 523 00:34:57,727 --> 00:35:00,639 Is he able to leap tall tales in a single bound? 524 00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:03,526 When the clock strikes 12 in just a few short minutes... 525 00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:06,201 ... we will finally know what the world wants to know: 526 00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:10,838 Does the Man of Steel have a naughty little secret, or doesn 't he? 527 00:35:11,007 --> 00:35:13,077 Thank you, Barry. And in other news... 528 00:35:13,247 --> 00:35:15,397 Gentlemen, I pray for peace. 529 00:35:16,007 --> 00:35:19,044 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to the press conference... 530 00:35:19,207 --> 00:35:22,040 ...and show my support for Superman. 531 00:36:12,927 --> 00:36:14,121 Everything set? 532 00:36:14,287 --> 00:36:17,085 Lois is in position, and the trigger mechanism is armed. 533 00:36:21,807 --> 00:36:23,798 For whom the bell tolls. 534 00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:41,843 Pardon me, folks. A little snag. I'll be right back. 535 00:36:45,847 --> 00:36:49,203 What kind of stunt is he pulling now? 536 00:36:52,927 --> 00:36:55,566 All right, don't worry, I'm gonna get you out of here. 537 00:36:56,887 --> 00:36:58,161 What? 538 00:37:02,247 --> 00:37:05,444 Warning. You have activated the pressure-sensitive triggering system. 539 00:37:05,607 --> 00:37:07,199 Please stand back. 540 00:37:09,887 --> 00:37:14,165 Okay. Okay. What? 541 00:37:16,887 --> 00:37:18,366 Charades. Okay. 542 00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:22,875 Six words. First word. 543 00:37:24,527 --> 00:37:27,599 Pointing at the...? Me? 544 00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:31,805 Guns? 545 00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:34,286 Trigger? 546 00:37:38,247 --> 00:37:43,844 Please. Please, now. Patience, patience. 547 00:37:46,127 --> 00:37:49,563 Citizens, please. Please. 548 00:37:49,727 --> 00:37:51,445 Third word. Gesundheit? 549 00:37:52,327 --> 00:37:54,318 You're sneezing. Sneezing? Sneezes? 550 00:37:55,487 --> 00:37:59,480 Wiping your nose? Blowing your nose? Wipe...? Blowing. Blowing your nose. 551 00:38:00,767 --> 00:38:03,998 Short. Blowing. Blow? 552 00:38:05,087 --> 00:38:06,486 Trigger also blows... 553 00:38:06,647 --> 00:38:09,878 Now, let's at least give Superman a chance here. 554 00:38:10,047 --> 00:38:13,403 Now, I'm confident that there's a very good explanation. 555 00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:16,843 Sixth word. Sounds like... 556 00:38:18,327 --> 00:38:21,399 Sounds like... Sounds like walking? 557 00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:24,239 Walking. 558 00:38:27,007 --> 00:38:28,679 Walking... 559 00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:32,077 Talking. Talking. Sounds like talking. 560 00:38:32,487 --> 00:38:34,796 Talks. Talk. 561 00:38:34,967 --> 00:38:38,960 Trigger also blows up peace talks. 562 00:38:40,127 --> 00:38:42,322 Okay, but first things first. 563 00:38:52,367 --> 00:38:55,439 - Do you think anyone was hurt? - No, it was only rigged for your room. 564 00:38:55,607 --> 00:39:00,840 Wait, an ultrasonic signal. That must be their triggering mechanism. 565 00:39:04,847 --> 00:39:06,963 Fortunately, light travels faster than sound. 566 00:39:31,647 --> 00:39:33,558 - Where's the boom? - No boom. 567 00:39:36,087 --> 00:39:39,045 It's time for a trip out of the country. You and me on a slow boat. 568 00:39:39,207 --> 00:39:41,960 Me on the boat, and you dragging behind it. 569 00:39:42,607 --> 00:39:44,086 Going somewhere, Mr. Goode? 570 00:39:44,247 --> 00:39:46,966 We can prove everything, including the faked photograph. 571 00:39:47,127 --> 00:39:49,402 - What faked photograph? - Lois! 572 00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:56,198 - Does Hank's Photo Lab ring any bells? - No. 573 00:39:56,367 --> 00:39:59,916 - Oops. - "Oops"? What do you mean, "oops"? 574 00:40:00,087 --> 00:40:02,999 Officers, do you mind taking them? I have a statement to make. 575 00:40:03,727 --> 00:40:06,639 "Oops"? What does "oops" mean? The photo was a fake? 576 00:40:06,807 --> 00:40:10,117 - What are you gonna say? - I'm gonna tell the truth, Lois. 577 00:40:11,567 --> 00:40:13,000 Nothing changes that. 578 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:32,681 Ladies and gentlemen, first and foremost, let me just say... 579 00:40:33,127 --> 00:40:38,360 ...that I have always stood for truth, above all else. 580 00:40:38,527 --> 00:40:44,602 It's our moral compass, the only thing that stands between right and wrong. 581 00:40:44,767 --> 00:40:50,444 Everything that I am, everything that I do, is a reflection of that truth. 582 00:40:50,607 --> 00:40:55,840 As Superman, I have never, nor will I ever, dishonor that. 583 00:40:56,967 --> 00:40:59,606 - I'll take your questions now. - Okay, over here, Superman. 584 00:41:00,567 --> 00:41:03,957 Are you having an illicit affair with Lois Lane? 585 00:41:05,047 --> 00:41:08,119 - Truth. Truth! - The truth is... 586 00:41:10,887 --> 00:41:12,366 ...no. 587 00:41:13,167 --> 00:41:17,479 I am not having, nor have I ever had, an illicit affair with Lois Lane. 588 00:41:17,927 --> 00:41:22,523 - Then how do you explain the photograph? - The photograph in question is a fake. 589 00:41:22,967 --> 00:41:25,003 I have proof that shows... 590 00:41:25,167 --> 00:41:28,477 ... it's all part of a very, very carefully orchestrated smear campaign. 591 00:41:28,647 --> 00:41:31,605 If nothing's going on, then how come Clark Kent isn 't here? 592 00:41:32,327 --> 00:41:35,319 He is here. Right there, next to Lois. 593 00:41:36,047 --> 00:41:38,481 That's what that ring on her finger symbolizes. 594 00:41:39,087 --> 00:41:41,840 Clark and Lois trust each other... 595 00:41:42,007 --> 00:41:44,680 ...and that's the only truth that really matters. 596 00:41:46,607 --> 00:41:49,963 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some peace talks to negotiate. 597 00:41:59,247 --> 00:42:03,638 - Not bad, huh? - Had me on the edge of my seat. 598 00:42:11,647 --> 00:42:13,797 There it is. The room's all fixed up. 599 00:42:14,927 --> 00:42:19,284 - Good as new. - Nice of Superman to put it back together. 600 00:42:19,847 --> 00:42:23,237 - Did anyone see you? - No. Absolutely not. 601 00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:25,557 I checked very carefully. 602 00:42:28,287 --> 00:42:31,723 So, what did you think of Superman's speech? 603 00:42:32,487 --> 00:42:33,636 It was good. 604 00:42:33,807 --> 00:42:39,279 Did he have to make not having an illicit affair sound so noble? 605 00:42:40,687 --> 00:42:44,999 - Are you all right with it? - Well, I told the truth. 606 00:42:45,167 --> 00:42:49,558 I mean, I answered the questions they asked me truthfully. 607 00:42:49,727 --> 00:42:52,924 So you're not completely comfortable? 608 00:42:53,687 --> 00:42:58,602 No, not completely. There was a larger truth to protect here. 609 00:42:58,767 --> 00:43:02,919 And in this instance, it was the right thing to do. 610 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:06,523 Just do me one favor, okay? 611 00:43:06,687 --> 00:43:10,282 Let's you and I be a little bit more careful from now on, okay? 612 00:43:10,447 --> 00:43:12,597 It is still safe to kiss my husband though, right? 613 00:43:12,767 --> 00:43:14,120 Yes. 614 00:43:14,447 --> 00:43:18,998 - Whoa, your feet are freezing. - Warm them up. 615 00:43:19,167 --> 00:43:20,839 Okay. 616 00:43:25,287 --> 00:43:28,279 - You missed. - No, I didn't. 617 00:44:08,487 --> 00:44:10,478 Subtitulos por Loysriono para Tusseries-cifirip 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 10000 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org