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<i>We're just past 9:00 p.m. in the East
and we have another round of projections.</i>

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<i>ACN is able to project Mitt Romney will win</i>

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<i>the great state of Kansas
and its six electoral votes.</i>

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<i>Moving south to Louisiana, we project...</i>

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I'm here.

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I want to make sure
there's absolutely no confusion.

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You would go on the record.
We would use your name.

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I want more. I want a quote.
I'm gonna handcuff you to this thing.

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Did he just say, "A big prize but no surprise"?

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Yeah.

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He'll be kicking himself for that.

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All right, well,
we've got a decision to make here

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and I'll give you a heads up either way.

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Thank you and good luck tonight.

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It's as confirmed as anything has ever been.

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Two GOP congressmen
we can quote and identify,

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two senior DOJ sources
we can identify as two senior DOJ sources.

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- You wanted me?
- Yeah.

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- All right, I can explain.
- Nope.

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- Oh.
- Explain what?

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Doesn't matter.

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Here's what's happening.
Brody in California made a statement

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this morning when the polls
opened condemning Todd Akin.

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It's a tight race.

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We figure he saw internal numbers

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suggesting he needed a bigger cushion
with women 18 to 55.

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So he went on
a local morning show

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and slid in a condemnation of Akin,

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but two hours ago,
Maggie found a Brody quote

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in a Students for America
publication from 1990.

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"It's a sad fact, but women cry rape

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"to avoid embarrassment,
to exact revenge, or just to draw attention.

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"If we have rape exceptions to abortion laws,

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"women could now cry rape
to terminate an innocent life.

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"We should be able to look
past the mendacity.

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"Children are conceived by love, not by rape."

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- How did you find that?
- Prayer and clean living.

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- Seriously, how did you find that?
- It's my job.

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It's my job, too, but I didn't find that.

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- No, you didn't.
- Knock it off.

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So, Don calls
Brody's chief of staff to get a comment.

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- John Webb.
- And Webb says...

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Given a little time,
he might be able to feed us a better story

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in exchange for holding
the SFA quote till after the election.

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What's the better story?

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David Petraeus is going
to resign on Thursday.

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He's been having an affair
with a lieutenant colonel in the Reserves.

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So the question is which story do we run?

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- 'Cause it's one or the other.
- It's not even a contest.

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- Brody.
- Petraeus. Wait.

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It's 6:00 in the West. The polls are still open.
People are coming home from work.

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Almost 40% of the votes in Brody's district
are cast between 5:00 and 8:00.

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I know, and I fully appreciate that.

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But this is a special circumstance.

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- No, it's not.
- Let me make my case.

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We're under siege.
If we break this Petraeus story

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two days before everyone else,
we'll, one, distract from our own problems,

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and two, earn us back
some credibility and goodwill.

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Does the Petraeus story
provide any information

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the voters should have
before they punch a ballot?

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It does not.

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Does it do anyone any good

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if we report the Brody quote
tomorrow instead of tonight?

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It would help Brody out but...

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Call your guy back
and tell him thanks, but no, thanks.

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We'll report that Petraeus is resigning
when Petraeus resigns, right?

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- Yeah.
- Don?

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I'm agreeing. Do I have to be happy about it?

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Put the Brody package
together for me to approve.

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I want to get it on the air in 15 minutes.

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- Everything all right?
- Hmm? Yeah.

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Here's how things are looking right now
just after the 9:00 p.m. closings.

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Governor Romney is ahead
with 152 electoral votes

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<i>to the President's 123.</i>

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<i>No projections right now
in Arizona, New Mexico...</i>

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They've run out of ballots
in Racine, Wisconsin.

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Elliot's got it and then throw to DC.

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Elliot, right now
President Obama has a lead in Wisconsin,

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but we're hearing there are voting problems.

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Yeah, they've run out
of ballots in Racine, Wisconsin.

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They've got to get some sort
of last-minute ballot supply.

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Taylor Warren, is that a good sign
for the President in Wisconsin?

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It's a very good sign.
Racine, the whole Rust Belt area of the state,

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is a very big sweet spot for the President.

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Coming to you, Jane.
Start us off with Colorado.

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<i>We're gonna start with Florida.</i>

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Take Jane to Florida.

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Let's bring in Jane Barrow
and our panel in DC.

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Jane, what are you guys seeing in Florida?

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<i>There's an interesting
dynamic in that battleground state right now</i>

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<i>and I'd like to go to our panel.</i>

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All right, New York's
on an eight-minute break.

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- Don't anyone go too far.
- And clear.

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Okay, whew.

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All right, turn out, turn out.

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- The ground game.
- You talking to me?

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I wasn't really talking to anyone.

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I think you just described the rest of my life.

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How are you doing?

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A group called Stand By Our Troops
submitted a petition

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to AWM demanding Charlie and I be fired.

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They got 20,000 signatures.
Six and a half times the size of my hometown.

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I saw.

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Another group
called Concerned Citizens for Truth

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got 50,000 signatures.

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We hired a polling firm to gauge trust.

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- And?
- Nobody trusts us.

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Men, women, over 49, under 49,
Republicans, Democrats...

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Our lack of credibility
is immune to demographics.

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The op-eds won't stop. They're getting worse.

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And I'm concerned this
is finally what's going to kill Charlie Skinner.

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Schadenfreude's been made very convenient.

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Hmm. Yeah.

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You know, I hate to seem like I'm circling,

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but I'm setting up a media consulting firm

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and I wanted to get
your blessing to approach Jim Harper.

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- About what?
- About joining the firm.

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He hates me,
but if I only worked with people who liked me,

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I'd have to make my dog Howard a partner.

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I'm lost.

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There's gonna be a land rush
as soon as you guys announce.

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There's a lot of talent here.

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Jim just renewed his contract
a few months ago.

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It's in the air supply around here

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that senior staff is resigning over Genoa.

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Charlie is resigning and I'm resigning.

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But as of 1:35 this morning,

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Leona Lansing won't even
accept our resignations.

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Where did you hear
senior staff was resigning?

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- Maybe I shouldn't say.
- Where did you hear that?

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From the senior staff.

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- I make friends everywhere I go.

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I want the senior staff in the studio right now.

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- We have seven minutes back.
- Right now.

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<i>The mood here is still upbeat.
They like the internal exits they're seeing.</i>

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They're not troubled that Obama isn't losing
in a single state he needs to win?

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They like what they're seeing
in Ohio and Florida.

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<i>What are they seeing?</i>

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Honey, I'm starting to get
funny looks from people here.

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- They know I'm Skyping with ACN.
- You're Skyping with me.

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No one can see or hear us.

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<i>- Hey, Hallie!</i>
- Hey, Maggie.

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<i>Will wants senior staff in the studio.</i>

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<i>I'll be right there.</i>

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<i>It's mostly the bloggers
who don't want me helping out old media.</i>

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You know, why don't you tell
new media that old media

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has got a combined audience
of about 80 million tonight?

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I will, but new media
will probably respond by saying

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that the report you just gave
about Racine, Wisconsin,

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running out of ballots came off Twitter.

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<i>Then you should reply
by telling new media to bite me</i>

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<i>and my accountability and professionalism.</i>

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Can you get someone else to do this?

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By the way, a little while ago we called
the Michigan First for Dan Benishek.

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If you were thinking
of posting something about it, I'd hold off.

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- Why?
- I accidentally called the wrong race.

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- I meant Mississippi.
<i>- You didn't retract it?</i>

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Our decision desk
is 100% confident he's going to win.

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<i>- Then why can't you call it?</i>
- They're not confident enough.

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<i>You should really retract it.</i>

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If you were us tonight,
would you retract something

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you didn't absolutely have to?

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<i>- No.</i>
- I'm going all in on Benishek.

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- Hang on.
<i>- They're waiting for me in the studio.</i>

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I think she cut her own hair.

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<i>Tonight's really not the night...</i>

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Cutting off your own hair, that's alarming.

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- Any chance this can wait?
- No.

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Jim's on his way.

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I'd like to announce
something in the meantime.

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I was supposed to donate a signed copy of
my book for the Sandy auction

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and I went to see my parents last weekend
and forgot to leave the book.

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Gary, meaning well, signed a copy of the book

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forging my signature
and writing the inscription.

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- In German.
- Almost.

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In German the words for enjoy
and shred are a lot alike.

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They're nothing alike, but that's not the point.

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Take your time getting to the point,
because as you can see,

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- nothing else is happening right now.
- We've got five minutes.

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We do not have five minutes.
The producers don't have five minutes.

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My point is that
someone bought the book for a lot of money

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and Neal's dropping
everything to help me find out who it was

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so that I can give him
or her a real signed copy of the book.

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So if there's anyone who was at the fundraiser

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- or maybe knows the person who...
- Excuse me.

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You're dropping everything?

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No, I'm still very much doing my job.
Except for right now.

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And when I'm trying to fix
your Wikipedia page.

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Oh, forget that. Drop it, it's stupid.

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- Everybody's here?
- Yes.

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Let's go around the room and everybody
tell something about themselves.

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- Do you need to go back to the control room?
- Yes.

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Go.

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- Fix the page. Get it fixed.
- Copy.

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I don't know what the hell
you guys are thinking about doing,

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- but you're not doing it.

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Last night, Charlie, Mac, and I
offered our resignations to Mrs. Lansing.

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She refused to accept them, believing that
the right thing to do was to stand by us.

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Charlie is working hard on Reese
to get him to change his mother's mind.

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The reason, whole reason,
we're trying to resign

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is to allow the rest of you to continue

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to do what we started
without the burden of Genoa.

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Elliot would take my job.
Don would take Mac's.

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Sloan would anchor 10:00
and Jim would be her EP.

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So I don't want to hear any more rumors
about the rest of you resigning.

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- Is that clear?
- No.

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- It's not clear?
- No, it's clear.

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- We're saying no.
- No to what?

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If Leona accepts your resignations,
we're resigning, too.

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Everyone who was involved with Genoa.

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I'm not going to accept your resignations.

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Due respect, but if Leona accepts yours,
you're not going to be in a position...

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We gave you a bad story.
It's our responsibility.

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There are principles of...

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Principle here and character
and responsibility.

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<i>Who put all this in your head?</i>

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<i>You did. Now can we go back to work?</i>

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You expect me to get choked up?

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Meeting's over. Two minutes back.

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I think you insulted them
a little by not assuming

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they'd stand behind you and Charlie and Mac.

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Why do you think that?

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Because you insulted me a little.

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- Charlie. Hi.
- Oh, hi.

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- Excuse me.
- Oh, Charlie.

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Charlie, a woman in Mesa, Arizona,

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ran over her husband with their car
because he didn't vote for Romney.

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- Can I have a moment?
- Did you hear what I just said?

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- No.
- He's in the hospital.

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They were in a parking lot.
She was chasing him around a light pole.

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He tried to make a run for it
and she pinned him at the curb.

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Here's what I find strange about this.

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First of all,
it's not like the husband voted for Obama.

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He just didn't vote for Romney. He didn't vote.

235
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And second, isn't Romney gonna win the vote
in Arizona by like 200% anyway?

236
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Yeah, but you don't think the strange part

237
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,873
is the wife driving over
her husband with a car?

238
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Well, she's pregnant.

239
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Where are you getting this from?

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- Twitter.
- Twitter.

241
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All right, can I have just a second?

242
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Sure.

243
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A decision has to be made
before the court clerk's office

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opens at 9:00 tomorrow.

245
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I appreciate everything you said last night.

246
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- I was high last night.
- I know. You told us.

247
00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,915
But then I got a good night's sleep

248
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and an early morning swim
and a full day's work.

249
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,750
And then I changed
and came here and got high again.

250
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- God damn it.
- It's marketing.

251
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They got a stash.

252
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I mean, I don't know how they do it.

253
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I think they grow their own in, like,
the Galapagos Islands or something.

254
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,074
And I want to get
the Allman Brothers back together.

255
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:19,517
Rebecca says that
it's your intention to sue us if we resign.

256
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For breach of contract, yes.
Hey, you want some champagne?

257
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,631
No. For two months, there's been a mob
shouting for our resignations.

258
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- And the mob is right.
- Are you sure they're not just loud?

259
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:31,398
What does it matter? They'll keep shouting
until Will and I leave the building.

260
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And if we don't leave the building,
what will that do to everyone else?

261
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From what I understand,
if I accept your resignations,

262
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there won't be anyone left
except the DC bureau

263
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because those guys want your jobs.

264
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Will and I will convince senior staff to stay.

265
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I'm not worried about that.

266
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Here's why you have to let Dantana's lawyers

267
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know you're gonna settle
before papers are filed in the morning.

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A diary will be made available to any
reporter who wants to read it...

269
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- Which will be every reporter.
- ...of the internal operations of ACN.

270
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And AWM and that diary
will be written by lawyers

271
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whose only objective is to make us look silly.

272
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I don't feel silly. You want to split a pizza?

273
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,433
Can you understand me right now?

274
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,557
Well, when you speak at that volume,
I think everyone can.

275
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I drove them into this fucking nightmare.

276
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I led, they followed.

277
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And it's like I led them to <i>Cape Fear</i>

278
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'cause everyone we've pissed off,

279
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every congressman, every reporter,

280
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every citizen journalist...

281
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I understand the reality.

282
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You know who I am.

283
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,279
Reese agrees with us.

284
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:35,158
The irony that it's come down
to you and Reese agreeing.

285
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- Your son and I seldom agree.
- You disrespect him, Charlie.

286
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,720
- He's given me reasons to.
- No, no, he hasn't.

287
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,753
He's given you reasons to disagree with him,
but not to disrespect him.

288
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,354
Well, we're not disagreeing now.

289
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,910
He's thinking very clearly about this.

290
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,151
He's being a smart executive.

291
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,596
And now is exactly
the right time to listen to him.

292
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:59,272
Well, I'm doing a lot more
than listening to him.

293
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I'm letting him make the decision.

294
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,833
- You are?
- Yeah.

295
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,876
- Leona, come on.
- Reese is making the decision.

296
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,553
He went out to take a walk.

297
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,513
- Why?
- Clear his head.

298
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,034
- I meant...
- Maybe get a panini.

299
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,351
I meant why are you letting
Reese make the decision?

300
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:21,434
'Cause I'm not really sure Elizabeth Windsor
is the world's greatest mom.

301
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,512
I mean, why doesn't she just
give her son the throne?

302
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:27,196
On the other hand,
I think being queen is what keeps her alive.

303
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,875
But doesn't she want
to be alive to see her son be king?

304
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,713
Except that that's not how it works.

305
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,679
It's prince by birth, king by death.

306
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,030
Yet...

307
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,032
Do you have any idea
what you're talking about right now?

308
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,112
Don't think I do, no.

309
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,840
But I want to see how Reese handles this.

310
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,116
He's already told us how he's gonna...

311
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Okay.

312
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:51,955
Okay.

313
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I'm relieved.

314
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,836
I can tell.

315
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,039
Enjoy the party.

316
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,075
Oh!

317
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,790
Oh, my God! I'm sorry. Are you all right?

318
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,838
- I'm sorry.
- It was my fault.

319
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,559
I wasn't looking. Did I hurt you?

320
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,676
No, no, I'm fine.

321
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,513
Have we met? You look familiar.

322
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,919
I'm Maggie Jordan's roommate.

323
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,275
- Sure.
- I'm Lisa.

324
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,510
Lisa.

325
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,080
I'm sorry, Lisa. Are you all okay?

326
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,396
- Yes.
- Okay.

327
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,873
Oh, Mr. Skinner, could I ask you a favor?

328
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,839
Would you mind not mentioning to Jim Harper
that I'm working up here tonight?

329
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,236
Yeah, sure. Why would I mention it to Jim?

330
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,232
'Cause you guys were... Got it.

331
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,674
Thank you.

332
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,872
We're ready to make an important projection

333
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,680
at 9:25 with 27% of the vote counted.

334
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:57,117
ACN is projecting that Pennsylvania
will be won by the President.

335
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,670
<i>Pennsylvania, a crucial battleground state</i>

336
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,958
<i>which was won by the President four years
ago, will stay in his column.</i>

337
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:06,238
<i>Suzannah Marquez is on the scene for us
at Obama headquarters in Chicago.</i>

338
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,477
<i>Suzannah, was this much
of a surprise where you are?</i>

339
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,280
<i>Will, they're not surprised,
but they're certainly relieved.</i>

340
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,239
<i>This was a state President Obama
was determined to hold</i>

341
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,074
<i>against a late push
from Governor Romney to take it.</i>

342
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,550
<i>There's also something
instructive in these numbers.</i>

343
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:24,112
<i>According to senior campaign officials
I've been speaking to all day...</i>

344
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,793
- Is that from you?
- Mmm-mmm.

345
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,638
<i>And that's a pattern they said they've
been seeing in a number of states today.</i>

346
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,673
<i>But, of course, the night is early
and we'll have much more later.</i>

347
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,838
<i>- Will?
- Thank you, Suzannah Marquez.</i>

348
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,877
<i>- We'll be hearing more from you as the...</i>
- Battleground update.

349
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,192
...night moves on. Checking in
with our other battleground states,

350
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,956
in Florida with 84% of the vote in,
the race is as close as it gets

351
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,157
with the President holding a 50-49 lead.

352
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,152
- It looks like...
- It's close.

353
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,720
Hit refresh.

354
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,673
It just got closer. 657 votes.

355
00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,319
In the state of Massachusetts,
ACN is projecting that...

356
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,278
- Kathy?
- Very busy now, Jim.

357
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,680
Can I see you one second?

358
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,479
- I'll have to shield my eyes.
- Go ahead.

359
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,878
I'm not allowed to see other networks.

360
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,270
Just look down. Aim your gaze at the floor.

361
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,671
The Michigan First is getting tighter.
Benishek is only up by 600 votes.

362
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,955
657.

363
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,710
There was a moment in the race
when it was one to nothing, right?

364
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:23,157
- That's not... Yes, but...
- And then the second vote got counted.

365
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,959
- You're still confident he's going to win?
- Yes.

366
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,679
And you're just as confident
he's going to win.

367
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,194
51-49 red.

368
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,112
- Or, if you want to be more exact...
- I do.

369
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,352
- 50.6 to 49.4.
- That's literally as close as a race can be.

370
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,033
- That's why we haven't called it.
- We did call it.

371
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,271
- You called it.
- What's the abbreviation for Michigan?

372
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,591
- M-I.
- What's the abbreviation for Mississippi?

373
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,796
M-I-S-S.

374
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,837
Okay, you're not here
as an abbreviation expert.

375
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,389
I'm 100% confident in those abbreviations.

376
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,880
Go back in your lair.

377
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,116
- Jim.
- Yeah?

378
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,237
Rachel Corey is on the phone
and wants to talk to you.

379
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,789
She's a pollster with the Benishek campaign
in the Michigan First.

380
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,559
Here it comes.

381
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,279
Tam, will you transfer
that call to Maggie's line?

382
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,158
- Yeah.

383
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,835
This is Jim Harper.

384
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:08,630
<i>Jim, this is Rachel Corey
with Dan Benishek's campaign in Michigan.</i>

385
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,440
- Congratulations!
<i>- That's why I'm on the phone.</i>

386
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,354
<i>ACN called the race a while ago,
but no one else has.</i>

387
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,238
Well, I can't speak for the other networks,

388
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,556
but ACN has the congressman
holding his seat.

389
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,757
<i>Our numbers show he's only up by 600 votes.</i>

390
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,309
- 657.
- 632.

391
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,800
<i>What the hell is going on, Jim?</i>

392
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,792
<i>Do I send my guy out
to make a victory speech?</i>

393
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,515
I would.

394
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,512
<i>Look, I don't want to kick
you guys when you're down,</i>

395
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,276
<i>but you haven't had the most
awesome history of being right lately.</i>

396
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,479
Well, first, you can't bounce
the words history and lately

397
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,119
off each other in the same sentence.

398
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,398
Also, in my entire time here
covering national elections,

399
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,119
ACN hasn't missed a single call.

400
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,873
<i>How many elections have you been there for?</i>

401
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,229
This is my second.

402
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,755
<i>- Did we win the election or not?</i>
- You did.

403
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,559
<i>Then why has no one else called it?</i>

404
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,280
You're forcing me to brag, but it may just be

405
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,477
that we have better people
working the numbers.

406
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,280
<i>You won't be offended if we wait
until someone else has called it, will you?</i>

407
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,551
No, ma'am. I am a little offended.

408
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,518
- Even though you're lying?
- She doesn't know that.

409
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,353
- We've got a problem upstairs.
- At the party?

410
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,716
The guests were supposed to hand over
their phones and someone didn't,

411
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,632
because they tweeted a picture.

412
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,315
There are people up there who are hearing
information we don't want leaked.

413
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,472
And also this is a shot of Charlie

414
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,153
on the floor with broken champagne glasses,

415
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,197
which isn't the best optic for us right now.

416
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,670
- I don't have the muscle to get security to...
- That's Lisa.

417
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,390
- Kneeling on the floor, that's Lisa.
- That is Lisa.

418
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,517
She didn't want you to know
she was here tonight.

419
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,195
She's been working
for a caterer to earn extra money.

420
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,237
Why didn't she want me
to know she was here?

421
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,160
This is where I'm gonna check out.

422
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,476
But someone upstairs
has a phone and they're using it.

423
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,758
You know, it might be a good time
for you guys to patch things up.

424
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,355
You really think this is a good time?

425
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,035
What if none of us are here tomorrow?

426
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,518
599.

427
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,798
Checking back in with our analysts.

428
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,031
Taylor, you've been looking over
the exits and working your phone.

429
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,315
Tell us what you're seeing and hearing.

430
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,312
We're seeing movement in Florida.

431
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,472
The last exit polls showed
Mitt Romney up by three.

432
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,519
The latest show the President up by one.
So that's a fluid race.

433
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,717
<i>But senior campaign sources in Boston</i>

434
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,757
<i>are telling me
they like the precinct breakdown.</i>

435
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,559
<i>The Romney people
still feeling good about Florida?</i>

436
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,915
- Take us to break.
<i>- Florida and Ohio.</i>

437
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,560
And hopefully we'll be able
to bring those calls to you soon.

438
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,791
But right now, what we know
is that Pennsylvania,

439
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,314
the first of the big contested states...

440
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,517
- Play in and stand by animation.
- Standing.

441
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,717
<i>Stay tuned for
more of ACN's continuing coverage</i>

442
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,871
<i>of Election Night 2012.</i>

443
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:38,876
We're out.

444
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,156
- Two minutes back.
- That's two and no change.

445
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,630
Will, we're ready to call
the House for the Republicans.

446
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,433
All right, I'll take care of things out here.

447
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,512
- You do it in there.
- Take care of what things?

448
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,393
Come sit in this chair.

449
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,195
Why?

450
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,351
When we come back from commercial,
you're gonna call the House

451
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,551
for the Republicans
and go to Sloan for the breakdown.

452
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,109
<i>- Where are you going?
- I'm taking a break.</i>

453
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,115
<i>What do you mean, you're taking...</i>

454
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,476
I want our audience
to get used to seeing you break big news.

455
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,914
That's not gonna be necessary.

456
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,753
- Take the chair.
- No.

457
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,991
Then there's gonna be a camera
pointed at an empty chair.

458
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,395
Oh, fuck. Will!

459
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,158
- Don.
- Yeah?

460
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,993
We're gonna call the House after the break.

461
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,639
Yeah, we've got Boehner, Cantor, and Pelosi,

462
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,757
but we have to wait in line for a while,
so you'll need to vamp.

463
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,911
You'll need to vamp.
I'm gonna step out of the room.

464
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,753
- Sixty seconds back.
- What?

465
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,559
You've got your cards,
you've got your producers,

466
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,592
you've got Elliot at the desk.

467
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,399
What's happening right now?

468
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,477
We just want to show Reese and Leona
you guys are good at this.

469
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,394
- You guys are good at this.
- See you in eight minutes.

470
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,111
The Republicans are keeping the House.
Let's get that graphic up.

471
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,510
- G-0445 standing.
- Elliot.

472
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,876
<i>I'm here.</i>

473
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,553
You're gonna ask Sloan
how we're able to make that call.

474
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,630
Copy.

475
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,872
Sloan, most of the competitive House races
were in states where polls closed at 8:00.

476
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,997
Republicans were ahead in 12,
Democrats in three,

477
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,072
and that's how we're able to call it.

478
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,076
- You copy?
<i>- This is getting out of hand.</i>

479
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,715
Ah. Don't worry about that right now, okay?

480
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,920
Copy.

481
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,830
<i>Welcome back.
We are ready to make a big call.</i>

482
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,675
<i>ACN's ready to project
that the Republican Party</i>

483
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,320
<i>will be the majority party
in the House of Representatives</i>

484
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,396
<i>for at least two more years.</i>

485
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,834
So far, so good.

486
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,640
<i>ACN is projecting
at this time that the Republicans</i>

487
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,712
<i>will hold on to the majority in the House.</i>

488
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,440
<i>We'll be speaking with
Majority Leader Eric Cantor in just a moment.</i>

489
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,477
<i>But before we do, Sloan Sabbith,</i>

490
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,359
<i>you've been reviewing all the information
as far as the House is concerned.</i>

491
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,033
<i>You've been speaking with our decision desk.</i>

492
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,440
<i>- How are we able to call this?</i>

493
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,670
<i>Well, Elliot, the Democrats</i>

494
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,434
<i>needed a net gain of 25 seats
to take the House</i>

495
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,592
<i>and 20 of the most competitive races
closed at 8:00.</i>

496
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,720
I was wrong to think
the reason you weren't firing me was vanity.

497
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,120
I was wrong to think the reason

498
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,032
you weren't firing me
was that it would look bad.

499
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,271
I'm sorry for that.

500
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,475
You want your job back?

501
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,995
I don't think it'll make
that much difference now.

502
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,710
Charlie told me Leona
is letting Reese make the decision.

503
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,870
Yeah.

504
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,198
I tried to explain it
my first day here the second I saw you.

505
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,873
Do you remember?

506
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,395
I was hung up on him
because he had rejected me.

507
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,960
That's normal.

508
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,958
I liked that he hated I was dating you.

509
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,599
We weren't just dating.

510
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,433
Later. We weren't just dating later.

511
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,830
At the beginning we were, though.

512
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,475
And I was using you to get,

513
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,396
you know.

514
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,391
And then I fell in love with you

515
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,676
and I never saw him again.

516
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,312
And if I hadn't told you,

517
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,718
you'd never have known.

518
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,880
So why did you tell me?

519
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,553
If I had to do it over again, I wouldn't,

520
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,111
but I had never
been in a relationship as serious as ours

521
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,038
and I thought it was
what I was supposed to do.

522
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,277
You sure you didn't tell me
'cause you wanted to break up?

523
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,033
Oh, fuck you.

524
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,713
- It's a reasonable...
- Yeah, I'm sure.

525
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,634
Are you sure you're not
just a massive bag of douche?

526
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,110
'Cause let me tell you something,
it's just plain weird

527
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,112
that you were prepared to marry me,

528
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,554
that you'd bought a ring,

529
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,792
but were unwilling to read any of my e-mails

530
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,553
or answer any of my calls.

531
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,195
Yeah, I'm sorry for this,
but the ring was a practical joke.

532
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,075
You were having the staff vet me, remember?

533
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,675
I knew you were gonna find the offer
from when we were together

534
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,399
for me to do something on the West Coast.

535
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,949
I knew you were gonna
come into the office waving it and saying,

536
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,793
"Ah-ha!
You were never as serious as you said,

537
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,997
"'cause if you were,
you'd have told me about a job

538
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,231
"you were considering
on the other side of the country."

539
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,391
And that's what happened.

540
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,236
You know, I heard the ring
was a practical joke...

541
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,630
And then I didn't hear anything after that.

542
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,077
It wasn't a joke.
It was a rejoinder. It wasn't a joke.

543
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,072
You took out a ring and showed it to me

544
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,312
as proof that your intention
had been to marry me.

545
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,675
I bought the ring that morning.

546
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,320
Scott's assistant did.

547
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,479
Your agent's assistant went to Tiffany's
and bought the ring that morning?

548
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,916
Yes. I'm sorry.
And you were never supposed to know.

549
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,799
So I get the irony and I am really sorry.

550
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,357
That ring had to have cost
a quarter of a million dollars.

551
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,392
I'm not really sure.
We returned it that afternoon.

552
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,676
I asked them to get a nice one.

553
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,558
You once described a ring
you saw in a movie.

554
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,199
- Okay.
- Mac.

555
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,158
You know, no kidding. I'm gonna step away.

556
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,674
- Hang on.
- Because the thing is I'm serious.

557
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,752
I feel like I'm gonna hit you
and you have to be back on the air.

558
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,872
- You're not going to hit me.
- I'm worried that I am.

559
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,394
And I'm the executive producer of the show.

560
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,312
I can defend my...

561
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,395
Stand on the other side of the room.

562
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,757
- This is stupid.
- There is a reasonable chance,

563
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,672
a credible threat that I'm gonna hit you

564
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,513
and I don't want you to have a bloody lip

565
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,795
when we come back from commercial.

566
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,950
That should make sense to you.

567
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,431
Like I said, if I ever thought
there was a chance you'd find out...

568
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,159
You just told me!

569
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,472
I brutally hurt you and that's a fact.

570
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,519
And facts don't change. But in my lifetime...

571
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,315
I've never done it intentionally.

572
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,314
I'm sorry.

573
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:35,512
Recap the House and then look at Colorado
when we come back.

574
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,029
Yeah.

575
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,477
- Did you find out anything?
- Yes.

576
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,552
A woman at the auction
management company

577
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,350
was moved by your story and a little
concerned about going to jail for fraud,

578
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,955
so she was happy to fax over
the name and contact information

579
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,874
of the person who bought the forged book,
but you're not gonna be happy.

580
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,953
Was it bought by an inmate?

581
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,635
I have a small, slightly disturbed
following among white-collar criminals.

582
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,679
The book was bought by Sidney Falco.

583
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,796
- I don't know who that is.
- It's Tony Curtis.

584
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,076
Sidney Falco is a character
from <i>Sweet Smell of Success.</i>

585
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,156
The highest bid was anonymous?

586
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,594
All the bids are anonymous.

587
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,110
Joe Gillis is <i>Sunset Boulevard.</i>

588
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,759
Walter Neff from <i>Double Indemnity.</i>

589
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,638
Archibald Craven from <i>The Secret Garden.</i>

590
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,279
I don't understand this at all.

591
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:26,195
Someone wanted to create
the impression of a bidding war.

592
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,600
So a total of nobody bid on the book?

593
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,797
Except Sidney Falco from
<i>Sweet Smell of Success</i>

594
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,156
who, for some reason,
bid himself up with other fictional characters.

595
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,233
Who cares?
Someone gave $1,000 to Sandy relief

596
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,549
and they think they have your signature.

597
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,393
- I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
- You're at the bottom.

598
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,755
- There are clues here.
- I don't think so.

599
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,115
- There could be clues.
- There aren't.

600
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,759
And you don't want to start
looking for anagrams...

601
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,633
Let's start looking for
anagrams of Sidney Falco

602
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,677
and <i>Sweet Smell of Success.</i>

603
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,035
Okay.

604
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,510
I got your text.

605
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,671
- I've decided to countersue Jerry.
- Of course.

606
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,672
- I'm fighting back.
- What are you suing him for?

607
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,877
- To fight back.
- I meant exactly what are you suing him for?

608
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,553
- You ready?
- I'm sorry?

609
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,359
- I said you ready?
- Give it to me.

610
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,477
Intentional affliction of emotional distress.

611
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,392
- How do you even know?
- I googled it.

612
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,199
- There are four elements.
- One, he acted intentionally.

613
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,475
By doctoring the tape.

614
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,472
Two, his conduct
was extreme and outrageous.

615
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,995
- He doctored the tape.
- Three, you suffered distress.

616
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,434
I am in extreme distress.

617
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,910
And four, his act caused your distress.

618
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,957
He doctored the motherfucking tape, Rebecca.

619
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,111
- You sound upset.
- Do I?

620
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,515
He doctored the tape and he gets to sue us?

621
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,235
I gave him a bad job recommendation
'cause he doctored the tape

622
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,198
and he gets to sue me?

623
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,272
The people who want tort reform,
they got a point.

624
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,555
Yes.

625
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,871
The things you're allowed
to sue for and be taken seriously.

626
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,715
And so we come face-to-face
with just how stupid lawyers worry we are.

627
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,916
I lost you in the middle of that.

628
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,560
You know what it says
on a box of chocolate pudding mix?

629
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,280
"Caution, pudding will get hot when heated."

630
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,671
Go to a hotel, you know what it says
on the shower cap in the bathroom?

631
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:51,830
"Fits one head."

632
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,276
- You wear a shower cap?
- I read.

633
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,239
And I'm dying to know the suit

634
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,391
that prompted lawyers
to insist on the shower cap directions.

635
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,994
Look at the box your iron came in.

636
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,437
It says, "Warning,
do not iron clothes while wearing them."

637
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,115
Do we really
have to slow down for these people?

638
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,476
Leona's leaving the decision to Reese.

639
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,796
I know.

640
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,153
That's not what you wanted.

641
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,840
I don't know what I want.

642
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,280
I want to keep doing the news.

643
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,709
Here.

644
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,759
With Elliot for Charlie.

645
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,752
I want to keep arguing with Mac and Will.

646
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,032
I want Dantana
to iron his clothes while wearing them.

647
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,352
Could I get another
Grey Goose on the rocks with three olives?

648
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,470
Sure.

649
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,636
And you can just bring me
some more champagne

650
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,757
if it hasn't all been soaked up by your clothes.

651
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,036
- No, there's plenty more.
- Just joking with you.

652
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,157
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

653
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:01,990
Don't shoot.

654
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,473
Charlie Skinner
wasn't supposed to tell you I was here.

655
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,280
He didn't. Someone tweeted a picture of you
on the floor.

656
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,192
The center of gravity
on champagne glasses is too high.

657
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,112
That's what I've always said.

658
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,436
And what happened
to the old-fashioned ones from the movies?

659
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,035
They're too wide. They let the bubbles out.
I'm working right now.

660
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,918
Yeah, Maggie said
you were working for a caterer.

661
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,957
On the side. I still work at the store.

662
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,679
It was good seeing you.

663
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,152
I just have a minute.
We're waiting for some Senate information.

664
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,913
I think Sherrod Brown is gonna keep his seat

665
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,276
and it's looking like
McCaskill's gonna beat Todd Akin.

666
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,760
- Do you know how frustrating this is?
- Careful.

667
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,274
I want to kick your ass right now, but I can't

668
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,680
'cause everyone else is. There's no room.

669
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,479
So I have to feel bad for you instead.

670
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,438
If those are the only choices,
I'd rather you kick my ass.

671
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,159
- You don't get to decide. You know why?
- I do.

672
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,720
Do you remember standing in front of me
and swearing...

673
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,836
- Yes.
- Swearing that you

674
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,149
- didn't have feelings...
- I meant it.

675
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,880
You know that I found out from
that fucking YouTube video, you asshole?

676
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,997
I don't think there's a way
it could have been worse.

677
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,675
- Excuse me, Lisa. Is there a problem?
- No.

678
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,070
It seems like there is because
you're speaking rudely to a guest.

679
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,799
And the incident earlier,
that man was the President...

680
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,075
There's no problem.

681
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,356
And considering the circumstances,
she's being remarkably polite.

682
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,671
On the other hand,
one of your servers is tweeting pictures

683
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,150
from the party
and you signed a confidentiality agreement.

684
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,594
Well, if that's true, it's serious.

685
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,353
- It is.
- I'll take care of it.

686
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,239
- Lisa, please be working.
- I'm coming now.

687
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,640
How do you know it was one of the servers?

688
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,040
- It probably wasn't.
- I have to go.

689
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,520
I meant it. When I stood in front of you

690
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,000
and when I swore, I meant it.

691
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,230
- I believe you.
- Do you?

692
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,279
Yes, it wasn't till after you got to know me
that you rejected me.

693
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,392
- Champagne?
- No, thank you, I'm good.

694
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,596
I didn't reject you.

695
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,559
And there isn't a way
it could have been worse.

696
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,871
Grey Goose up, three olives.

697
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,871
Because at that point,
my worst fear was realized.

698
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,429
- Spiders?
- You get a kick out of yourself, don't you?

699
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,432
I actually ordered this on the rocks.

700
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,318
My fault. I'll fix that.

701
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,596
She got the number of olives right.
She's making progress.

702
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,353
- What was that?
- I beg your pardon?

703
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,840
Jim.

704
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,029
- I don't know what your worst fear is.
- That you think I'm stupid.

705
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,839
And stop trying to make up
for it by defending my honor

706
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,400
to a guy you can obviously
beat the shit out of.

707
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,153
- Stop.
- I can't.

708
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,039
Do you think I think you're stupid?

709
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,032
- I have to circulate.
- The whole time you thought...

710
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,998
I'm smart enough to know
that I'm not smart enough.

711
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,434
- For what?
- You.

712
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,795
- Damn it. Stop walking.
- Can we drop it?

713
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,075
Lisa.

714
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,278
- I don't get you.
- Maggie is downstairs being a news producer.

715
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,195
Your new girlfriend's in Boston covering
a presidential candidate for her own website.

716
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,839
And I'm up here passing out drinks.
What evidence...

717
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,516
You're working two jobs.
You're thoughtful and you're authentic.

718
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,798
And I have never seen you
sneer at anyone or anything.

719
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,271
There is, believe me,
no one that you're not good enough for

720
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,272
and there is hardly anyone
who's good enough for you,

721
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,113
including, it turned out, me.

722
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,395
I'm about to turn 30.

723
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,711
And you could just as easily
be someone's date here tonight

724
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,359
or married to their black Am Ex.

725
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,874
If they can make me laugh,
I'd take a green one.

726
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,234
Did Maggie cut her own hair?

727
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,553
- I don't speak to Maggie.
- You live in the same apartment.

728
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,359
We have our own lives. Champagne?

729
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,153
Strictly speaking,
champagne should be poured

730
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,959
immediately after the bottle's been uncorked,

731
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,872
but because you're very beautiful,
I'll make an exception.

732
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,997
Yeah, yeah. Take the glass.

733
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,240
- Maggie's in bad shape.
- I don't care.

734
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,277
- I don't speak to Maggie.
- Please change that policy.

735
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,635
- No.
- She's in bad shape.

736
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,279
Because you're dating
that reporter from the bus?

737
00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,953
- It's hard for me to sympathize.
- Not because of me.

738
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,720
- Because of Africa.
- What do you mean?

739
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,276
- I don't care. Champagne?
- They don't want champagne.

740
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:09,400
Are you saying Maggie
didn't tell you what happened in Uganda?

741
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,552
No. And again, I don't care.

742
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,711
Did she get hurt?
Did somebody... What are you saying?

743
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,712
You have to ask her.

744
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,951
I can't tell you
if she doesn't want you to know.

745
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,595
But she wants you to know,
so you have to ask her.

746
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,475
No.

747
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,517
Did she cut her own hair off?

748
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,151
There was hair on the bathroom floor.

749
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,671
We're gonna make the Senate
call in Missouri and Ohio

750
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,639
and we'll be throwing it
to DC in 10 or 11 minutes.

751
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,552
<i>- Copy.</i>
- But if we're able to call Florida,

752
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,314
or for that matter, the race, just send it back.

753
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,040
<i>You're not gonna let DC call the race?</i>

754
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,677
- Just send it back.

755
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,275
<i>We'll try not to drop
sarin gas on anyone while we do.</i>

756
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,835
If you've got something to say, Jane,
you should say it to me

757
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,718
and not to the people in this control room

758
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,871
who simply did what
I told them to do and did it well.

759
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,429
<i>And I have people here who could live
without Genoa on their resumes,</i>

760
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,957
<i>so I'm not sure from where you get the nerve
to insist that Will call the race.</i>

761
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,520
I get the nerve from my mother.

762
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,514
But for the record, it was a DC producer
who committed journalistic malpractice.

763
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,751
And if I were you,
I'd be going through every story

764
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,832
he ever produced for you frame by frame

765
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,071
to find out what else
he's cooked along the way.

766
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,516
<i>Good advice. Let me know if you
have any recommendations</i>

767
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,957
<i>for your job
when I take Will's chair in New York.</i>

768
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,079
It's Charlie Skinner, Jane.

769
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,720
Send it back to New York
when Mac tells you to.

770
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,639
<i>- Copy that.</i>
- The desk says go on Senate.

771
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,800
We're ready to go on the Senate.
McCaskill and Brown.

772
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,917
Because this is something
that needs to be kept in mind.

773
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,232
- The entire world...
- Sorry, we're gonna make an important call.

774
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,152
Two big races in the US Senate.

775
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:49,153
ACN is projecting
that in Ohio, Sherrod Brown,

776
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,436
the Democratic incumbent, will be reelected

777
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,637
and Claire McCaskill,
the Democrat from Missouri,

778
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,598
will keep her seat as well.

779
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,433
<i>Elliot, what does that mean for the Senate?</i>

780
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,591
<i>It's now mathematically impossible</i>

781
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,194
<i>for the Republicans
to take control of the Senate,</i>

782
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,960
<i>even if Romney wins tonight
and Paul Ryan becomes the tiebreaker.</i>

783
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,231
<i>So we're projecting now that Harry Reid</i>

784
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,232
will stay in the Majority Leader's office.

785
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,630
Taylor, should the Democrats
be sending the Tea Party

786
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,952
a basket of mini muffins
and a thank you card for that?

787
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,477
I think the Democrats
have a lot of gift baskets to hand out.

788
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,552
Chris Christie, the media...

789
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,632
Okay. Hold the phone.

790
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,120
I can feel warmth about to happen.

791
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,112
What media are you talking about
when you say media?

792
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,157
- 'Cause there are a lot of us. ACN?
- Yes.

793
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,118
Ah. Well, please continue.

794
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,793
I worked in the Romney press shop

795
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,600
<i>and I can tell you
that on average over the last six months,</i>

796
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,479
News Night <i>did 14 negative stories</i>

797
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,676
<i>about Republicans to every one...</i>

798
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,989
Hey, Molly. It's New York.

799
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,799
<i>- Copy.</i>
- Coming to you shortly. Stand by.

800
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,633
<i>If Republicans do 14 crazy things in a month,</i>

801
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:44,313
does that mean the unbiased thing to do

802
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,632
would be for us to concoct 13
additional crazy Democrat stories?

803
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,632
- Are we doing this now?
<i>- We're doing this.</i>

804
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:52,030
- Go to Molly in St. Louis.
- Then let me give you another statistic.

805
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,830
- Almost nobody... Okay.
- No, we're going to St. Louis first.

806
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,277
<i>Molly Sadler is with the McCaskill campaign
at the Omni Convention Center.</i>

807
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,670
<i>Molly, do I have to ask
what the mood is there?</i>

808
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,275
<i>I would say the mood is jubilation, Will.</i>

809
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,680
Is there a chance
I can get you to ask Hallie a favor for me?

810
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,639
- What's the favor?
- I need her to post a story tonight.

811
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,360
Which I've already written about the effect
the debates had on the outcome.

812
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,514
In this story she quotes Mac, who's identified
both as the EP of <i>News Night</i>

813
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,671
and a former president
of the Cambridge Union.

814
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,958
That's the only way
to get Wikipedia to change the entry?

815
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,030
Yeah.

816
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,715
Are you proud of your army
of citizen journalists?

817
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,593
Have you called any more
elections on your own?

818
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,949
- No.
- Just the one?

819
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,316
I'll ask her. But, you know, she's a little busy.

820
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,754
And ethical.

821
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,912
I'd like to do this for Mac tonight as a gift.

822
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,235
I'll do it when I have a minute.

823
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,239
The left doesn't have
a version of the Tea Party.

824
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,834
What's OWS?

825
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,151
There wasn't an OWS candidate
on the ballot tonight.

826
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,670
The left's crazy people
hardly ever run for office.

827
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,274
And when they do, they don't win.

828
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,760
<i>Who's Allen West to the left?</i>

829
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,036
<i>Who's Joe Walsh or Michele Bachmann?</i>

830
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,880
<i>A 14-to-1 ratio of negative stories
and your takeaway is</i>

831
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,235
<i>that there's a problem with the storyteller.</i>

832
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,357
<i>What are your thoughts
about that, Taylor Warren?</i>

833
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,239
<i>- Cannot remember the question.</i>
- Any word from Reese?

834
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,596
- He's still walking.
- He's what?

835
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,160
He's walking.

836
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:24,119
He's walking around
the neighborhood with a Rockette.

837
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,159
Presumably trying to decide
how to announce the personnel changes

838
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:30,233
and how much money
to pay Dantana to not file in the morning.

839
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,354
- What's a Rockette?
- The dancers.

840
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,075
He's dating a Rockette. A real one.

841
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,991
Is there anything
that'll convince you it wasn't your fault?

842
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,593
Get together with Sloan and talk about

843
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,752
a 90-second segment
on income and voting preferences.

844
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,480
- Okay, Jane, we're coming to you.
- If I can jump in...

845
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,120
<i>Let's go to DC
for a whip-around on the Senate.</i>

846
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,795
I have to cut you off there
and throw to Jane Barrow

847
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,360
and our panel in Washington.

848
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,398
<i>Jane, the Republicans will control the House</i>

849
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,119
<i>and the Democrats will control the Senate.</i>

850
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,431
<i>A billion dollars later,
are we right back where we were?</i>

851
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,920
<i>That's the question
I want to put to our panel...</i>

852
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,117
We're out. DC has the con.

853
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,680
5:30 back.

854
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,109
No.

855
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:17,790
No what?

856
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,395
There's nothing that'll convince me.

857
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,796
<i>There is at least some good news
coming out of Utah</i>

858
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,792
<i>where it looks like Senator Orrin Hatch...</i>

859
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,872
<i>I just got an e-mail
with an attachment.</i>

860
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,314
- From me?
<i>- Yes.</i>

861
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,438
<i>The attachment was an article about the effect
of the debates on the election.</i>

862
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,840
- Yeah.
<i>- You know who wrote it?</i>

863
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,400
- Neal.
<i>- Nope.</i>

864
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,199
<i>- I can explain.</i>
- The byline says I did.

865
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,671
<i>- He knew you were busy. Here's the thing...</i>
- What the hell is going on?

866
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,310
We need someone
who doesn't work here to post an article

867
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,710
that contains the information that MacKenzie

868
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,440
was president of the Cambridge Union
and not the Oxford Union

869
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,751
<i>so that Wikipedia would edit her page.</i>

870
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,880
<i>- You know, now that I'm saying it...</i>
- Not until just now?

871
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,917
- What's the mood there?
<i>- What's the mood there?</i>

872
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,795
- I know. I know.
- Okay, well, I have to go.

873
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,951
It's starting to sink in
that they're gonna lose Florida.

874
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,350
And between you and me,
he didn't write a concession speech.

875
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,636
- Can I ask you something?
<i>- I really do have to go.</i>

876
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,672
So do I, but...

877
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,599
Do I ever make you feel like you're dumb?

878
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,711
Seriously, honey, what's going on there?

879
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,078
I'm asking because I really like you
and I don't want to blow it.

880
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,714
Well, first of all, you're not smart enough
to make me feel like I'm dumb.

881
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,354
<i>I was hoping you'd say that.</i>

882
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,636
And I really like you, too.
You're not blowing it.

883
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,355
I knew there had to be a reason
why I liked you so much.

884
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,875
'Cause just physically, you're hard to look at.

885
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,111
- You're not so much homely as you are...
<i>- Talk to you soon.</i>

886
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,429
...just weird-looking.

887
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,840
- Jim.
- Yeah?

888
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,718
Maggie says to tell you
they're 93 votes apart now

889
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,075
and you'd know what that means.

890
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,514
Mmm-hmm. Thank you.

891
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,711
The gender income gap starts at 50K.

892
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,360
Men 50K and above are breaking for Romney.

893
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,080
Women at 50-200K
were more likely to vote for the President.

894
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,392
And it's the top 1%
of female earners that went red.

895
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,995
Now here's where I'd like us to focus,
because this is crucial.

896
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,912
- I'm sorry, but they need you.
- Wow!

897
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,840
- They're calling Ohio.
- We're on our way.

898
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,479
You're back in 90 seconds.
We'll pick this up after, okay?

899
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,275
Both. We're calling both,
and we're ready to go to Chicago.

900
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,033
- Tess.
- I'll get estimates from Boston.

901
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,913
- Thank you.
- And let's get Ben standing by.

902
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,469
I don't see Sloan.
Is that Sloan out there?

903
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,676
We'll go without her.

904
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,680
We're calling it.
Get in the studio.

905
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,753
<i>...and that takes the President to 262.</i>

906
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,237
<i>At that point, he has a lot of
different roads to 270.</i>

907
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,392
<i>Colorado, Florida, Ohio and Virginia,
in that scenario,</i>

908
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,632
<i>any one of those states
would throw the President over the top.</i>

909
00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:00,714
<i>Getting Mitt Romney to 270 at this point
seems very, very difficult.</i>

910
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:05,760
<i>So the President's getting closer and closer
to that magic number of 270.</i>

911
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,274
<i>He's winning in the states he needs to win...</i>

912
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,869
- What I have can't be taught.
- Get her in the chair!

913
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,790
<i>I mean, it really started in the last hour
when Florida started to slip away.</i>

914
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,913
<i>We're hearing from
very unhappy Republicans.</i>

915
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,674
<i>But right now we're going
to Will McAvoy in New York</i>

916
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,320
<i>who's got a new projection. Will.</i>

917
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,830
<i>It's 11:14 in the East
and ACN is able to project</i>

918
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,389
<i>that Barack Obama
will be living in government housing</i>

919
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,960
<i>for the next four years.</i>

920
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,670
<i>President Obama has been reelected
President of the United States,</i>

921
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,911
<i>Ohio having just put him over the top.</i>

922
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:41,232
Once again, the ACN decision desk

923
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:45,075
is calling Ohio and the White House
for President Barack Obama.

924
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,672
<i>We're gonna go live to Suzannah Marquez
and show you some images from Chicago</i>

925
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,353
<i>where the celebration is under way.</i>

926
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,352
<i>Will, as you can see, the news</i>

927
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,399
<i>has gone through this crowd
and the celebration has begun.</i>

928
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,836
<i>How about "binders full of women"?</i>

929
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,674
<i>Was the media response
to "binders full of women"</i>

930
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,910
<i>in rational proportion?</i>

931
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,360
<i>That's a perfectly good question.</i>

932
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,193
<i>Thanks, I was asking it to you.</i>

933
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,670
And now he's losing.

934
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,997
Why'd you cut your hair?

935
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,279
I wanted a change.

936
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:22,914
I'm not crazy about it either.

937
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,559
The stylist kind of talked me into it.

938
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,836
- Maybe I'll get used to it.
- There wasn't a stylist.

939
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,953
You cut it yourself.

940
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,111
You cut off your hair
and dyed it a different color.

941
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,280
Lisa told me.

942
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,034
How would Lisa know?

943
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,396
How did you not tell her
what happened in Africa?

944
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,675
- Did you?
- No.

945
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,592
- Don't.
- How did you not tell your best friend?

946
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,195
- It's been a year.
- And it's been a year since we were friends.

947
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,910
He's losing by 17 votes
with 8,000 votes uncounted.

948
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,992
Why did you cut your hair?

949
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,156
He'd never seen blonde hair before.

950
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,914
While I was reading to him,
he was playing with my hair.

951
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,400
So I cut my hair.

952
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,319
- How'd it work?
- It didn't.

953
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,834
Right.

954
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,758
I'm trying to find out
where the uncounted votes are, but even if...

955
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,718
Listen. Listen for a second.

956
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,073
You went back into the building.

957
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,952
You went back in there.

958
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,674
You and Gary.

959
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,555
You pulled him out from under the bed.

960
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,438
- You weren't going without him.
- He was safer under the bed.

961
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,159
Bullshit, Maggie.

962
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,158
You pulled him out
and you carried him on your back to the bus.

963
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,875
What was your crime?

964
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,912
You turned around when
you heard Gary fall down.

965
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:39,509
There's a difference
between being tough and wanting to be.

966
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,712
You and Mac are tough.

967
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,197
Don's tough. I want to be.

968
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,349
You are.

969
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,952
You know when I first noticed you?

970
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,919
When I ran into the room
and got tackled by Mac's luggage?

971
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,559
Did you know...

972
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,996
No. It was funny,
but I didn't notice you until later.

973
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,794
There was a beep. It was an iNews alert.

974
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,400
<i>- But it was yellow.</i>

975
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:16,675
You've got a news alert.

976
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,197
- Nobody was paying attention to it.
- It was yellow.

977
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,914
You clicked on it anyway.

978
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,637
You couldn't help yourself.

979
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,070
You ran back into the building.

980
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,597
He's dead and I'm alive.

981
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,356
That's what I'd keep in mind.

982
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,998
It's after midnight now,
and I feel like I can ask a question.

983
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,037
- Sure.
- I meant to Will.

984
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,270
Yes.

985
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,197
Who did you vote for today?

986
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,873
You know I'm not answering that.

987
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,476
Oh, I thought you might because you revealed
your party affiliation on the air last year.

988
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,119
I did. I identified myself

989
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,510
as a Republican because I thought it was fair

990
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,432
<i>to give to the viewer
given the commentary I was delivering.</i>

991
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:28,400
<i>A commentary that ended with you
calling the Tea Party the American Taliban.</i>

992
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,597
<i>- Yes.
- And in the body of the commentary</i>

993
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:34,071
- was a blistering indictment of Republicans.
- Exactly the opposite.

994
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,311
It was a blistering
indictment of people who aren't Republicans.

995
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,916
- Well, who's to say who is and who isn't?
- On that night, I did.

996
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,999
I want to remind you
you asked me to pursue this area.

997
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,118
- I understand.
- And I'm wondering, with all respect,

998
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,510
do you call yourself a Republican

999
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,520
<i>so you can make a claim to credibility
when you attack the GOP?</i>

1000
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,675
<i>No, I call myself a Republican 'cause I am one.</i>

1001
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:59,472
I believe in market solutions
and I believe in common sense realities

1002
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,759
and the necessity to defend ourselves
against a dangerous world and that's about it.

1003
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,560
Problem is now I have to be homophobic.

1004
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,952
I have to count
the number of times people go to church.

1005
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:14,000
I have to deny facts
and think scientific research is a long con.

1006
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,675
I have to think poor people
are getting a sweet ride.

1007
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,117
And I have to
have such a stunning inferiority complex

1008
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:24,319
that I fear education
and intellect in the 21st century.

1009
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,800
But most of all, the biggest new requirement,

1010
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,715
really the only requirement,
is that I have to hate Democrats.

1011
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,789
<i>And I have to hate Chris Christie
for not spitting on the President</i>

1012
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,360
<i>when he got off Air Force One.</i>

1013
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,672
<i>The two-party system
is crucial to the whole operation.</i>

1014
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,195
<i>There's honor in being the loyal opposition.</i>

1015
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,029
And I'm a Republican
for the same reasons you are.

1016
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:46,633
So I hope your voice gets
louder in the next four years.

1017
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,679
Well, I don't like losing, so count on it.

1018
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,752
You know, just jumping on top of that idea...

1019
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,718
- I'm sorry, Sloan.
- Come on!

1020
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,120
We're gonna go to Jane Barrow in Washington

1021
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,630
for an update on some
West Coast House races.

1022
00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:00,155
Plenty more coverage coming tonight. Jane?

1023
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,232
- And clear.
- Are you doing it on purpose now?

1024
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,710
No, it's just working out unbelievably well.

1025
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,959
You ever read Jedediah Purdy,
<i>For Common Things?</i>

1026
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,549
No.

1027
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,319
He talks about cynical times.

1028
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,555
People having terminal irony

1029
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:25,429
with a studied refusal to hope or care openly.

1030
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,113
- Does that sound like us?
- No.

1031
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,356
No.

1032
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:34,519
Have you asked yourself tonight
why we never reported the Petraeus story?

1033
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,353
- The Petraeus?
- Remember?

1034
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,477
David Petraeus is resigning on Thursday.

1035
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,155
- We didn't report it.
- That's funny. I forgot.

1036
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:45,200
Yeah. It's because we never made the trade.

1037
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,749
The decision was
that the other story had information

1038
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,275
voters needed, the Petraeus story didn't.

1039
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:54,832
Not that many voters. It would have
affected maybe a few thousand, tops.

1040
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,389
In one district, one seat.

1041
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,080
As opposed to breaking two days early

1042
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,231
what will be a giant story.

1043
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,392
Breaking it in front
of an Election Night audience.

1044
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:09,110
And the decision to decline
the trade was made instantly

1045
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,639
and unanimously.

1046
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:17,520
Don pushed back reflexively,
but he came around in seven seconds.

1047
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,000
Don.

1048
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,352
We've come a long way.

1049
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,793
I'm not resigning.

1050
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:32,960
And neither are you.

1051
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,834
What, are we out of our fucking minds?

1052
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,834
Dantana doctored the tape.
That's what happened, Will.

1053
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,833
We know the truth and the mob doesn't.

1054
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,311
When did we decide it was
an institutional failure?

1055
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,359
We waited 11 months.

1056
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,477
We know people who would have gone

1057
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,917
after the second
red team meeting or even the first.

1058
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,753
You agree with what I'm saying?

1059
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,435
I believe, except for the things
we did wrong, we did everything right.

1060
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,592
And I can't live with Mac
taking the blame for...

1061
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,431
We'll get the audience's trust back.

1062
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,034
Like Leona said,

1063
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,318
we're gonna overcome the terminal irony.

1064
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:15,110
And the laundry list
of embarrassing things in the complaint?

1065
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,431
I've got to tell you, I'm not embarrassed.

1066
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,194
The Zimmerman tape,
Jim going to New Hampshire,

1067
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,476
Sloan punching a guy in arbitrage...

1068
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:23,914
I actually like that one.

1069
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,354
I can't tell what you're thinking.

1070
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,874
Will?

1071
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,279
It's gotten strange now.

1072
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,716
Are you able to hear me speaking?

1073
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,836
She, except for the things she did wrong,
she did everything right, too.

1074
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,679
- The rest was me.
- I'm lost.

1075
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,592
Uh, yes.

1076
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,798
We're going to do the things you just said

1077
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,837
for the reasons you just gave.

1078
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,277
I missed parts of what
you were saying at the end,

1079
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,751
but that's just gonna have to be...

1080
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,752
I'll be right back. Yes!

1081
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,674
Way to go.

1082
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,036
Yeah, no, I'm definitely resigning.

1083
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,233
Does anyone know where MacKenzie is?

1084
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,118
- I think she's in the hair and makeup room.
- She's not.

1085
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,556
- Did you look in her office?
- So, no, no one knows where she is?

1086
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,951
We're back in seven minutes,
so she's gonna turn up.

1087
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,840
- Have you seen Mac?
- I haven't.

1088
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,400
But I have facts about the Great Lakes region.

1089
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,115
Right this moment is the least I've ever
cared about the Great Lakes region.

1090
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,590
Has anyone seen Mac?

1091
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,999
I'm right here.

1092
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,079
Okay. I didn't...

1093
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,356
Could you come here away from the cameras?

1094
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,596
Yeah.

1095
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,391
There's... Okay, okay...

1096
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,914
- There's a story.
- What?

1097
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,117
There's a story about
a little kid who keeps shredding paper

1098
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,352
and his parents take him to all kinds of
doctors to get him to stop shredding paper.

1099
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,716
And finally they take him
to the most expensive doctor in the world

1100
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,395
who turns to the kid and he says,
"Kid, if you stop shredding paper,

1101
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,233
"your parents will stop
dragging you to doctors."

1102
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,075
And the kid turns to his parents
and says, "Why didn't you just say so?"

1103
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,152
- Well, all right, then.
- The point of the story

1104
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:37,597
is that the kid
could make himself happy by just stopping.

1105
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:42,072
I think that's the point. I don't know.
I've been trying to figure it out.

1106
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,478
But, uh, I didn't return it.

1107
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,880
Because I'm in love with you.

1108
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,593
- What did you say?
- And because of... Will you marry me?

1109
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,114
- Wait.
- I said will you marry me?

1110
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,032
And before that, I said I'm in love with you.

1111
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,118
That's, that's... That's what I'm getting at.

1112
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,157
I feel like I can do this so much better
if I can have a second.

1113
00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,674
What in the fuck is happening right now?

1114
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:02,714
If... If I... I don't ever want to not be... No.

1115
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,360
I love you. I'm gonna go back to that.
And will you marry me?

1116
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,274
And let me just say I really think you should.
I think you should say yes.

1117
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,233
But no matter what you say,

1118
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,279
there's no chance
I am ever gonna hurt you again.

1119
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,792
And no matter what you say, I'm gonna be
in love with you for the rest of my life.

1120
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,634
There's no way out of that.
That's just a physical law of the universe.

1121
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,712
- You own me. No matter what you say...
- Yes.

1122
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,793
- ...I will never stop...
- Yes. I'm saying yes.

1123
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,156
You're saying yes?

1124
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,919
Yes.

1125
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,076
Thank God.

1126
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,313
Took you long enough.

1127
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,272
Seriously? That's what your...

1128
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,595
Shut it.

1129
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,680
So your mother was a Rockette?

1130
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,513
That's right. And her mother, too.

1131
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,398
- Third generation Rockette?
- Yes.

1132
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,914
How great is that?

1133
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,196
- And if you were to have a daughter...
- Crazy lady.

1134
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,680
...which would be my granddaughter,

1135
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,235
would it be important to you
that she also be a Rockette?

1136
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,834
- I don't think important, but if she...
- Okay, good.

1137
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,116
- Charlie.
- 'Cause over here you have a Harvard MBA.

1138
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,716
Over here you have a line
of synchronized nutcrackers.

1139
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,559
- Charlie.
- Reese.

1140
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,236
Leona. Rebecca.

1141
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,474
- I'm sorry, I don't know who...
- Jackie. I'm here with Reese.

1142
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,314
Third generation Rockette. That's how we roll.

1143
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:45,235
I've studied the findings of the report
and I've consulted with counsel

1144
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,357
and I've reached the conclusion
that the news division

1145
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,353
handled Genoa as well as I'd want it handled.

1146
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,077
Furthermore, this company
will give Dantana money

1147
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,356
when a federal judge orders us to do so.

1148
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,592
And furthermore after that,
I don't take my instructions

1149
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:00,273
from a petition.

1150
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,034
If you read Jedediah Purdy's excellent
book <i>For Common Things...</i>

1151
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,510
- What, did you e-mail everybody excerpts?
- Yep.

1152
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,069
I'm not accepting your resignations.

1153
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,958
We're not resigning.

1154
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,394
That's fine,
but I'm surprising you by taking the high road

1155
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,716
- and I'm not accepting your resignations.
- We're not offering them.

1156
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,234
This isn't about the bottom line.

1157
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,073
This is a bad business decision,
but it's a good decision.

1158
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,913
- I'm doing the right thing.
- There's no right thing to do.

1159
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,753
I've already made the decision
that we're staying.

1160
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,150
The wrong thing to do
would be to accept your resignation.

1161
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,431
That's not an option,
'cause we're not offering them.

1162
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,752
- You two about done?
- History should reflect that I acted admirably.

1163
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,479
There's really no way of knowing that.

1164
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,791
Is it possible the greater glory belongs to me?

1165
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,554
You're all idiots. Not you, you're sweet.

1166
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,272
Everyone, uh, just listen up for just a second.

1167
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,430
This'll just take a second.

1168
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,398
First of all, no one's resigning.

1169
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,551
And the only reason you need is
'cause I said so.

1170
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,791
Also I think we're
just starting to get the hang of this.

1171
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,236
More importantly, I would like to introduce

1172
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:55,997
the future Mrs. MacKenzie
Morgan McHale McAvoy...

1173
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,560
That's not gonna work.

1174
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,190
- What?

1175
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,118
- I'll be damned!
- I know.

1176
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,075
I know. I know.

1177
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,675
- Wake him up.
- Cynthia's office should draft a statement.

1178
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,752
Let's start identifying who our friends are.

1179
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,240
That shouldn't take long.

1180
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,434
What did you do?

1181
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,034
<i>I wrote it myself.</i>

1182
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:15,952
<i>A gift from new media.</i>

1183
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,040
<i>Thanks for that Romney interview.</i>

