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Don't you look handsome.
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I have to. I've got this
super-hot girlfriend.
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She's smart, successful,
can't keep her hands off me.
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Can't keep her hands off me.
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Mmm.
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So, what's this restaurant
you're taking me to?
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Oh, it's very fancy. No free refills,
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a lot of things are "market price."
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Please don't order those things.
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Hey, if you're getting
lucky, I'm getting lobster.
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Uh, the new sitter should be here soon.
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Oh, you got a new sitter?
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You mean since you dated
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and dumped my last one? Yes.
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This one's a 60-year-old
former Olympic shot-putter
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with unfortunate facial hair.
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Big boobs?
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Mmm.
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Mommy.
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I don't feel good.
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Oh, sweetheart. Come here.
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Um, Evan,
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this is Oscar, Mommy's new friend.
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Hi. Nice to meet you, big guy.
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Little man. Little buddy.
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Honey child.
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Jump in here anytime.
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Where does it hurt?
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My tummy.
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Do you have to go out, Mommy?
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Uh...
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I'm sorry, but would
you mind if we stayed in
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and watched a movie? I can cancel Olga.
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Boy, you will do
anything to keep me away
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from that hairy shot-putter.
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I'll be right back.
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So, your tummy hurts, huh?
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That's no fun, right?
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Yep. Sucks to be sick.
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I'm not sick.
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What do you... What?
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Here you go, sweetie.
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Thank you, Mommy.
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Poor guy.
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- Mwah.
- I have a feeling he'll pull through.
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Gustave, yes, Felix Unger.
Just calling to confirm
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my dinner reservation
for Saturday night. Yeah.
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Table three? Oh, bon. Yes. I'm
trying to recreate my first date
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with my girlfriend, minus
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that violinist whose
A-string was so flat
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it might as well have been a G-string.
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Oh, Gustave, I will call you back.
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Felix, are you planning
something for my birthday?
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Oh, no. Just your average dinner.
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Followed by a carriage
ride. To a hot air balloon.
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Which will take us back to
the roof of this building.
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Then down the elevator for dessert.
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Felix, I specifically asked
you not to make a fuss.
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Yes, but everybody knows
that a request for no fuss
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is really an implied request for fuss
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at a level of intensity matching
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that with which no fuss was requested.
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What?
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Everybody wants fuss.
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Well, I don't.
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Why not?
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- I don't want to talk about it.
- Okay, but everybody knows
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that a request not to talk about
something is an implied request
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to talk...
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My birthday is cursed!
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Cursed? What do you mean?
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Ever since I was a little girl,
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my birthdays have all been disasters.
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Like my tenth birthday,
when my cousin broke my nose
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with a piñata stick.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's okay.
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It healed in time for my 11th birthday,
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when I got kicked in the face by a pony.
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I am more sorry.
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And then,
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on my 15th birthday,
my fashion-model sister
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got her first magazine
cover while I got braces.
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Couldn't get any worse.
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On my legs.
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I get it. If you don't want
to celebrate your birthday,
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we won't.
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Thank you.
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But...
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there is no reason I couldn't
host a little dinner party here
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on Saturday night that you
and all your closest friends
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- just happen to be invited to.
- Felix.
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What? If we don't call it a
birthday party, it won't be one.
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We'll have a fabulous time
while breaking the curse
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for all future birthdays.
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I guess if it's just a dinner,
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why not?
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Ah. That's the spirit!
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We'll break the streak.
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Yeah. Suck it, curse!
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Oh.
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Ah. A text from Gustave.
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Oh. Apparently our table
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was just destroyed by
a falling chandelier.
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Now, who wants to make napkin swans?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You think
you're going a little overboard?
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Wait, you're busy. I'll answer that.
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Yes. Yes, you are.
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Oscar, this is my chance
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to break Emily's bad birthday streak.
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Checkmate, curse broken,
"Felix Unger, you are my hero."
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Mmm.
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Ow.
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Guess what. After some
clandestine e-mailing
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with Emily's family, I found out
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that Emily's dear departed
Grammie used to make her
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a special birthday cake. And...
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I managed to track down the recipe.
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Nothing like Dead Grandma
Cake to break a curse.
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Is Charlotte able to make it tonight?
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Ow! Stop hurting me.
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Yes, Charlotte will be here.
Without Evan, thank God.
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Oscar, you've been dating her
for a month. Can't you just tell
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her that her son lied about being sick?
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Oh, that's a great idea. "You
know that little kid you carried
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"inside you for nine
months? He's determined to be
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the last one in there."
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Why don't you just try to win him over?
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How do I do that?
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With warmth and charm and charisma.
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Or just buy him something.
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Yeah.
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Aha!
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Aah! Hot!
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Aah! Hot!
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Hello!
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My number one client.
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I'm just stopping by to wish
you luck on today's show.
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Are you sure you're not here
for your latest shoe delivery?
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Oh, yeah.
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Come to papa.
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Oh!
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Mint condition 1984 Hamagakis.
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Ah.
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One sniff and I'm
transported back to a time
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before I realized I
sucked at basketball.
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Why are you having them delivered here?
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Oh, he doesn't just
have them delivered here.
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He stores them here and then visits them
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like they're his children.
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Hi, kids, it's Uncle Oscar.
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Your daddy's here.
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Oh, please.
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I see these shoes way
more than I see my kids.
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Why can't you keep them at your house?
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Ah, Diane can't know
that I'm buying these.
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She wants to spend our
money on a new kitchen.
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When we all know the moment
you make that first sandwich
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that room loses half its value.
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Isn't Diane coming
here for dinner tonight?
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Ooh, good point. Oscar,
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maybe it's best that we
put those someplace else.
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Oh, don't worry. I'll
move 'em. Unless I forget.
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Just kidding, I won't.
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Unless I do.
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Aw! There she is!
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Wait, am I allowed to hug you today?
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I don't want to catch that curse.
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It's not contagious.
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Mmm.
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Unlike the rabies I
caught at my sweet 16.
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Hello, darling.
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Wow, it smells amazing.
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You said you weren't
gonna make a big deal.
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No, I didn't. It's just your average,
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pedestrian, run-of-the-mill affair.
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With one incredible surprise at the end.
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Ooh! I love surprises. Give me a hint.
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Um, okay. Uh,
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let's just say it's something
you've been thinking about
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since you were a little girl.
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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And one day you will
tell your kids about it.
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Huh. Emily, you don't think he means...
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What?
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Popping the question.
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What? A proposal?
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That's crazy. We've only been dating
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for four months. It's way too soon.
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Didn't you say he was gonna
take you back to the restaurant
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where you had your first date?
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Yeah, but that doesn't mean anything.
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Felix, do you think I
should have my camera ready
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for that surprise?
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Absolutely.
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Still,
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we don't know that that means anything.
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And maybe some tissues
for the tears of joy.
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Okay, let's not get carried away.
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Don't worry. I'm very
levelheaded. That's just one
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of the traits that'll make
me a great maid of honor.
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That's right. I'm staking my claim.
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Wow. That dress is incredible.
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Thanks. Felix sent me a
list of acceptable attire.
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Your roommate is a little bit...
I want to say "persnickety,"
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but I don't think that's anal enough.
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Mommy, Olga has a question for you.
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Oh. I'll be right back.
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Evan, say hi to Oscar.
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Hi, Oscar.
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Hi, Evan!
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Remember that movie
we saw the other night?
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I thought maybe you'd like
your own Maldork the Dragon!
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It's Maldrak, not Maldork.
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Dork.
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Did you just double-dork me?
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What if I did, dork?
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Look, obviously we got
off on the wrong foot here.
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I was hoping we'd find
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a way to be friends.
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Yeah, never gonna happen.
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Hey, Oscar.
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Thanks for the dragon!
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This is awesome!
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Oh, what a sweet gift.
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Hey, can you check the latch on this?
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Is it on?
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Oh, it's on.
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Here I am.
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Looking great but without a date.
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Why would you bring a
date when you can have one
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wrapped in bacon?
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Mmm.
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Yum. And this one doesn't
live with his mother.
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Excuse me. The amuse-bouche beckons.
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Mmm.
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I brought my camera and tissues
in case there's a big moment.
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Oh, stop it.
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I'm just saying I'm a planner.
Which is why
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I have some thoughts
about bridesmaids' dresses.
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I'm thinking light,
bright, and super tight.
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Hello, everybody!
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Welcome.
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Diane, you look ravishing.
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Thank you, Felix.
That's a nicer compliment
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than I got from my husband.
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I said you looked fine.
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Yeah, you said "fine." You didn't say
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"fine."
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Now, now, now, no
marital discord tonight.
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I'm gonna hang this in the closet.
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Don't open that door!
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Or do whatever you
want. It's your party.
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All right, we're here.
The party can start.
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Charlotte, that dress is lovely.
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Would you mind going
home and changing it?
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- What?
- You see, you and Emily are wearing
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the exact same color
dress, which is just
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the sort of thing that
could take an already anxious
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birthday girl and
send her over the edge.
263
00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:31,256
He's joking, right?
264
00:10:31,257 --> 00:10:33,431
Felix, you can't ask
Charlotte to go upstairs,
265
00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:36,089
take off her dress, and...
266
00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:42,598
While he's picturing me
naked, I'll go up and change.
267
00:10:42,599 --> 00:10:44,299
Thank you.
268
00:10:46,809 --> 00:10:47,934
Think about baseball.
269
00:10:47,935 --> 00:10:49,259
All right.
270
00:10:51,099 --> 00:10:54,058
Look at this cake. You made it?
271
00:10:54,059 --> 00:10:57,058
Teddy can't reheat a burrito.
272
00:10:57,059 --> 00:10:58,978
It's Emily's big surprise.
273
00:10:58,979 --> 00:11:01,098
Her beloved grandmother's
special carrot cake.
274
00:11:01,099 --> 00:11:03,638
I love to bake. How many
carrots does she use?
275
00:11:03,639 --> 00:11:05,502
Well, you know, the
recipe only called for two.
276
00:11:05,503 --> 00:11:07,308
Do you think two carrots is enough?
277
00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:09,928
Two carrots is plenty.
278
00:11:09,929 --> 00:11:12,188
Emily's gonna love it.
279
00:11:12,189 --> 00:11:13,309
You know she's going to cry.
280
00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:14,733
And then that maniac told Charlotte
281
00:11:14,734 --> 00:11:16,678
to go back and change her dress.
282
00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:18,508
Mm. My name is Dani Duncan.
283
00:11:18,509 --> 00:11:20,178
I do not approve that message.
284
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,678
Sorry. Dani, can we talk?
285
00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:22,968
Yeah. Oh.
286
00:11:22,969 --> 00:11:24,638
Okay.
287
00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:26,388
What's wrong? You look pale,
288
00:11:26,389 --> 00:11:29,348
and that's saying something
given your starting point.
289
00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:31,598
Dani, I think you might
be right about Felix.
290
00:11:31,599 --> 00:11:33,968
I just heard him talking
about an engagement ring.
291
00:11:33,969 --> 00:11:35,832
Okay, bachelorette party.
What are we thinking?
292
00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:38,598
Party limo, party bus, party
Hummer? What's up? Come on.
293
00:11:38,599 --> 00:11:41,393
Dani, I'm not ready to marry Felix.
294
00:11:41,394 --> 00:11:43,473
I mean, he's amazing,
295
00:11:43,474 --> 00:11:45,461
but we haven't even
said "I love you" yet.
296
00:11:45,462 --> 00:11:47,484
Okay. You're right.
297
00:11:47,485 --> 00:11:49,018
But if you want the good strippers,
298
00:11:49,019 --> 00:11:51,978
you got to book 'em soon.
299
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,469
The sexy firemen go so quick!
300
00:11:56,269 --> 00:11:58,638
Then just a dash of lemon juice,
301
00:11:58,639 --> 00:12:00,688
and you have tonight's
signature cocktail,
302
00:12:00,689 --> 00:12:03,188
the Heavenly Lemony Emily.
303
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,098
Oh.
304
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,978
And if you can say it three times fast,
305
00:12:06,979 --> 00:12:08,334
then you need another one.
306
00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:12,348
For the second time tonight, wow.
307
00:12:12,349 --> 00:12:15,058
Oh, thanks. It's a little tight.
308
00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:17,259
I might need some help
taking it off later.
309
00:12:19,929 --> 00:12:22,928
Oscar, are you okay?
310
00:12:26,189 --> 00:12:27,308
Evan.
311
00:12:27,309 --> 00:12:29,808
Look, it's Evan.
312
00:12:29,809 --> 00:12:32,098
What are you doing here? Where's Olga?
313
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:35,018
I snuck out. I can't sleep.
314
00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:36,079
What's wrong?
315
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,138
Yes. What's wrong?
316
00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:39,518
Why is there a child at
my grown-up dinner party
317
00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:41,978
that needs to go off without a hitch?
318
00:12:41,979 --> 00:12:44,768
It's the dragon that Oscar gave me.
319
00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:46,138
It's too scary.
320
00:12:46,139 --> 00:12:48,268
It gave me bad dreams.
321
00:12:48,269 --> 00:12:51,389
Oh, I'm sorry. Come here.
322
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:57,018
You know, I think we might have
323
00:12:57,019 --> 00:12:59,138
to get rid of that little monster.
324
00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:02,299
I couldn't agree more.
325
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:12,896
And here you go, your
own kiddie cocktail.
326
00:13:12,897 --> 00:13:16,347
I call it the Napoleon because
he was a cute little invader,
327
00:13:16,348 --> 00:13:18,718
just like you.
328
00:13:23,187 --> 00:13:25,226
Maybe we should go.
329
00:13:25,227 --> 00:13:27,516
No, no! Evan's welcome here.
330
00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:29,016
Hey, buddy, come here.
331
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,800
You want to go play
video games in my studio?
332
00:13:30,801 --> 00:13:32,266
Okay, but only if Mommy comes
333
00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:35,106
and checks on me every five minutes.
334
00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:36,606
Every ten.
335
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,936
Seven and a half.
336
00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:40,146
Oh, you're the worst.
337
00:13:40,147 --> 00:13:43,226
Whoa, how many of those have you had?
338
00:13:43,227 --> 00:13:47,847
This is still my first
Heavily Beverly Gemini.
339
00:13:49,017 --> 00:13:51,936
Okay, three... big ones.
340
00:13:51,937 --> 00:13:54,149
- Look, maybe he won't even ask you.
- Right.
341
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:56,516
Let me do a little recon.
342
00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:59,766
Oh.
343
00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:02,646
Okay, I'm dying to know.
What's Emily's surprise?
344
00:14:02,647 --> 00:14:04,556
Okay, I'm not gonna say
another word about it.
345
00:14:04,557 --> 00:14:06,766
Except that I think it's
the best idea I've ever had,
346
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,186
and Emily's father agrees with me.
347
00:14:08,187 --> 00:14:11,806
Her father?
348
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,896
Mm-hmm. I called him last night,
and he gave me his blessing.
349
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,467
Uh-huh.
350
00:14:19,307 --> 00:14:21,436
Oh, it's definitely happening.
351
00:14:21,437 --> 00:14:22,602
Oh.
352
00:14:22,603 --> 00:14:23,766
Mm-hmm.
353
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:26,150
By the way, when you throw the
bouquet, I'll be to the left.
354
00:14:26,151 --> 00:14:28,266
Get it high, and I will do the rest.
355
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,266
Hey, Mommy, can I get
some shoes like these?
356
00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:33,427
Aw, hell.
357
00:14:34,847 --> 00:14:36,436
Teddy, am I looking at a pair
358
00:14:36,437 --> 00:14:37,976
of retro Japanese basketball shoes?!
359
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,306
Good eye, honey.
360
00:14:40,307 --> 00:14:42,226
I thought you said you hid my stash.
361
00:14:42,227 --> 00:14:44,476
I did, but I forgot
the new ones. I'm sorry.
362
00:14:44,477 --> 00:14:46,306
Size nine and a half?!
363
00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:49,106
Damn it, Teddy, are
you buying shoes again?!
364
00:14:49,107 --> 00:14:52,186
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
365
00:14:52,187 --> 00:14:55,306
Those, um... those are... mine.
366
00:14:55,307 --> 00:14:57,346
Oscar, uh, gave them to me.
367
00:14:57,347 --> 00:14:59,266
I did?
368
00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:01,516
Give them to you.
369
00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:03,106
So these are yours, Felix?
370
00:15:03,107 --> 00:15:04,269
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- Okay, so,
371
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,766
why don't you show us
372
00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:07,037
how they look on you?
373
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,677
I can't think of a reason why not.
374
00:15:13,227 --> 00:15:15,436
Oh, yeah.
375
00:15:15,437 --> 00:15:17,436
Hmm. Size 11.
376
00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:19,340
Oh, yes, but that's in a dress shoe.
377
00:15:19,341 --> 00:15:20,186
In a sneaker,
378
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:23,016
I'm a snug nine and a half.
379
00:15:23,017 --> 00:15:25,016
Yeah. Wow.
380
00:15:25,017 --> 00:15:27,346
It's like I'm walking on a cloud.
381
00:15:27,347 --> 00:15:28,890
Am I even wearing shoes? I can't tell.
382
00:15:35,307 --> 00:15:36,896
What's that?
383
00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:38,686
It's a birthday gift for Emily.
384
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:41,646
On her birthday? Are you mad?!
385
00:15:41,647 --> 00:15:44,637
Now put that away, and we'll
never speak of this again.
386
00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:48,307
Oscar, we need to talk.
387
00:15:51,477 --> 00:15:53,476
Maybe I shouldn't say this,
388
00:15:53,477 --> 00:15:55,306
but that little guy is driving me crazy.
389
00:15:55,307 --> 00:15:58,146
You, too? I didn't
think you saw any of it.
390
00:15:58,147 --> 00:16:00,436
How could I not?
391
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,726
It's like he's trying to ruin our night.
392
00:16:02,727 --> 00:16:04,726
Oh, I'm so glad you see it.
393
00:16:04,727 --> 00:16:06,266
Most moms wouldn't admit
394
00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:08,226
that their kid was
being a pain in the ass.
395
00:16:08,227 --> 00:16:10,146
Kid?
396
00:16:10,147 --> 00:16:12,146
We're talking about Evan, right?
397
00:16:12,147 --> 00:16:14,556
I'm talking about Felix.
398
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,266
Well, of course Felix
is a pain in the ass.
399
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,467
That's not news.
400
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:21,306
So what's your problem with Evan?
401
00:16:21,307 --> 00:16:23,016
Okay.
402
00:16:23,017 --> 00:16:24,640
He lied about being
sick the other night.
403
00:16:24,641 --> 00:16:27,146
He's lying about not being
able to sleep tonight.
404
00:16:27,147 --> 00:16:29,146
He's totally sabotaging us.
405
00:16:29,147 --> 00:16:31,146
Unbelievable, Oscar.
406
00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:33,396
You're attacking a nine-year-old?
407
00:16:33,397 --> 00:16:37,186
A nine-year-old who called me a dork.
408
00:16:37,187 --> 00:16:39,516
Three times!
409
00:16:44,347 --> 00:16:46,346
How are those feet feeling?
410
00:16:46,347 --> 00:16:49,967
Like they're being hoisted
aloft by the hands of angels.
411
00:16:50,807 --> 00:16:52,547
Ow, sweet Lord, the pain.
412
00:16:53,937 --> 00:16:55,226
Oh, my God, it's happening.
413
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,186
Oh, I'm so sorry.
414
00:16:58,187 --> 00:17:00,227
- I thought that you were about to...
- No, no, no, everything,
415
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,428
everything, everything's fine.
416
00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:02,852
I got this. Nothing to worry about.
417
00:17:02,853 --> 00:17:04,606
Oh! Oh, no!
418
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,396
Uh, Felix!
419
00:17:06,397 --> 00:17:08,547
That is a sickness.
420
00:17:10,227 --> 00:17:11,610
Don't you pin this on fancy pants.
421
00:17:11,611 --> 00:17:13,306
Those are your shoes.
422
00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:14,556
No. No, no. No drama.
423
00:17:14,557 --> 00:17:16,346
Tonight is-is a night of joy,
424
00:17:16,347 --> 00:17:18,490
so let's just, uh, skip
ahead to Emily's big surprise.
425
00:17:18,491 --> 00:17:21,686
Um... Emily.
426
00:17:21,687 --> 00:17:23,729
- From the first moment I saw you...
- Please don't do this.
427
00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:24,864
I knew that you were someone special...
428
00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:25,585
It's not the time.
429
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,569
and that you deserved the
very best of everything.
430
00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:29,056
I really don't.
431
00:17:29,057 --> 00:17:31,726
And that is why, Emily, my darling...
432
00:17:31,727 --> 00:17:33,186
Felix, I don't want to marry you.
433
00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:34,547
- Oh.
- Ooh.
434
00:17:39,937 --> 00:17:41,556
What are you talking about?
435
00:17:41,557 --> 00:17:43,106
I'm not proposing to you.
436
00:17:43,107 --> 00:17:45,436
You're not?
437
00:17:45,437 --> 00:17:47,646
I'm so relieved.
438
00:17:47,647 --> 00:17:50,436
Wait, you're relieved?
439
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:54,016
Yes, Dani had me convinced
that you were gonna propose.
440
00:17:54,017 --> 00:17:56,766
So the idea of marrying
me is that horrible.
441
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,766
No, it's just too early.
442
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,686
I have no idea if I want to spend
443
00:18:00,687 --> 00:18:02,186
the rest of my life with you.
444
00:18:02,187 --> 00:18:03,726
Well, you're in luck,
445
00:18:03,727 --> 00:18:05,527
'cause I had no intention of asking you.
446
00:18:06,477 --> 00:18:08,226
This whole party was a disaster.
447
00:18:08,227 --> 00:18:09,306
Congratulations, curse!
448
00:18:09,307 --> 00:18:10,597
You win!
449
00:18:12,397 --> 00:18:16,597
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
450
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,436
If they only had what we have.
451
00:18:19,437 --> 00:18:21,226
Right, baby?
452
00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:23,226
I'm-a bite you.
453
00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:38,841
I'm here to apologize.
454
00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:41,301
And to see if Olga's
free tomorrow night.
455
00:18:42,801 --> 00:18:45,090
I'm the one who needs to apologize.
456
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,760
I talked to Evan.
457
00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:49,800
And he was trying to break us up.
458
00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:51,501
So I was right!
459
00:18:53,171 --> 00:18:55,170
And wrong to say that.
460
00:18:55,171 --> 00:18:58,300
This is just really hard for him.
461
00:18:58,301 --> 00:19:00,800
I mean, it's so soon after the divorce,
462
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:03,090
and I guess tonight I realized
463
00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:05,380
he just isn't ready to see me moving on.
464
00:19:05,381 --> 00:19:09,300
Yeah, but you have to move
on eventually, though, right?
465
00:19:09,301 --> 00:19:11,090
I will.
466
00:19:11,091 --> 00:19:14,170
It's just not "eventually" yet.
467
00:19:14,171 --> 00:19:15,720
I get it.
468
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,840
If it was for any other reason...
469
00:19:17,841 --> 00:19:19,170
I know.
470
00:19:19,171 --> 00:19:21,970
It's just been so great,
471
00:19:21,971 --> 00:19:24,840
but maybe we need to push pause for now.
472
00:19:24,841 --> 00:19:26,921
Yeah?
473
00:19:28,091 --> 00:19:29,630
Yeah.
474
00:19:29,631 --> 00:19:31,220
Okay.
475
00:19:31,221 --> 00:19:33,050
Okay.
476
00:19:33,051 --> 00:19:35,581
I'm gonna miss our snappy banter.
477
00:19:37,171 --> 00:19:39,371
I'm gonna miss a lot of things.
478
00:19:43,011 --> 00:19:44,800
Just do me one favor.
479
00:19:44,801 --> 00:19:47,510
Let me know when
"eventually" finally comes.
480
00:19:47,511 --> 00:19:50,581
You will be the first one I call.
481
00:19:54,881 --> 00:19:57,880
You did mention needing help
getting out of that dress.
482
00:19:57,881 --> 00:19:58,880
Good night, Oscar.
483
00:19:58,881 --> 00:20:00,720
Good night, Charlotte.
484
00:20:02,261 --> 00:20:04,260
Do you think Felix is still upset?
485
00:20:04,261 --> 00:20:05,840
He must be... he's letting us clean up,
486
00:20:05,841 --> 00:20:07,720
and that's usually his favorite part.
487
00:20:07,721 --> 00:20:11,090
Ugh, why did I overreact like that?
488
00:20:11,091 --> 00:20:12,921
Well, at least there's cake.
489
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:21,671
Mmm, this tastes just like...
490
00:20:23,471 --> 00:20:25,470
Oh, my God.
491
00:20:28,971 --> 00:20:31,354
Emily, if you don't mind, I
would rather be alone right now.
492
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,720
Stop talking.
493
00:20:32,721 --> 00:20:35,010
I tasted the cake.
494
00:20:35,011 --> 00:20:39,010
That is the most thoughtful,
wonderful surprise
495
00:20:39,011 --> 00:20:41,550
I have ever gotten.
496
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:45,800
Felix Unger, I love you.
497
00:20:45,801 --> 00:20:47,131
You do?
498
00:20:48,301 --> 00:20:50,501
I love you, too.
499
00:20:55,591 --> 00:20:58,550
And FYI, for the future,
I don't need two carats.
500
00:20:59,881 --> 00:21:01,930
As long as it's a
platinum-set emerald cut
501
00:21:01,931 --> 00:21:04,131
and the clarity is flawless,
then anything is fine.
502
00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:15,253
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