1
00:00:04,182 --> 00:00:05,080
Look at him.
2
00:00:05,081 --> 00:00:07,520
So engaged in his
electronic television game.
3
00:00:07,521 --> 00:00:08,987
More like obsessed.
4
00:00:08,988 --> 00:00:11,623
He needs to stop for five
minutes and clean up his room.
5
00:00:11,624 --> 00:00:15,460
Which one of us do you
think they're talking about?
6
00:00:15,461 --> 00:00:17,229
My room's clean.
7
00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:18,730
Gotta be you.
8
00:00:18,731 --> 00:00:21,466
Honestly, I don't know what
you two see in that game.
9
00:00:21,467 --> 00:00:23,569
"That game" is Chimpocalypse,
10
00:00:23,570 --> 00:00:25,804
the most popular video game in America.
11
00:00:25,805 --> 00:00:28,807
And hamburger sandwiches
are the most popular food.
12
00:00:28,808 --> 00:00:30,708
Doesn't make them good.
13
00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:33,946
Okay, Evan, time to do your homework.
14
00:00:33,947 --> 00:00:35,080
Aw, man.
15
00:00:35,081 --> 00:00:36,864
Oscar, you need to get
cleaned up for dinner.
16
00:00:36,865 --> 00:00:38,030
Aw, man.
17
00:00:39,084 --> 00:00:40,319
Thank you.
18
00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,521
I know you and Evan got
off to a rocky start,
19
00:00:42,522 --> 00:00:45,023
I really appreciate how hard
you've worked to win him over.
20
00:00:45,024 --> 00:00:47,292
The key is putting myself
in the mind of a child.
21
00:00:47,293 --> 00:00:49,794
Well, feel free to
come back out any time.
22
00:00:51,797 --> 00:00:54,233
All right, I want a
re-match, buddy, tomorrow.
23
00:00:54,234 --> 00:00:55,900
It's your money.
24
00:00:59,204 --> 00:01:00,872
Hey, Charlotte! Cute top.
25
00:01:00,873 --> 00:01:04,042
Thanks, Teddy.
26
00:01:04,043 --> 00:01:06,811
Women love to hear about their shirts.
27
00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,782
Hey, you guys mind if I brought
Andre over here for Halloween?
28
00:01:10,783 --> 00:01:12,818
He heard this building is
great for trick-or-treating.
29
00:01:12,819 --> 00:01:14,899
Of course. Although I'm not
sure where he heard that,
30
00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,363
we hardly get any trick-or-treaters.
31
00:01:16,364 --> 00:01:17,322
Well, we used to.
32
00:01:17,323 --> 00:01:19,625
Then Felix moved in, and
instead of giving them candy,
33
00:01:19,626 --> 00:01:21,792
he gave out dental floss.
34
00:01:22,562 --> 00:01:24,830
Are you saying that children
are avoiding our apartment?
35
00:01:24,831 --> 00:01:25,831
No.
36
00:01:25,832 --> 00:01:27,231
They're avoiding you.
37
00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,968
Evan told me they all
call you Count Plaque-ula.
38
00:01:31,937 --> 00:01:33,605
Count Plaque-ula.
39
00:01:33,606 --> 00:01:36,275
Kids are mean and funny.
40
00:01:36,276 --> 00:01:37,676
Laugh all you want,
41
00:01:37,677 --> 00:01:39,244
but gingivitis doesn't take a holiday.
42
00:01:39,245 --> 00:01:41,388
A little fact that Big Candy
doesn't want you to know.
43
00:01:41,389 --> 00:01:43,348
Felix, come on.
44
00:01:43,349 --> 00:01:44,983
Halloween is the one night of the year
45
00:01:44,984 --> 00:01:47,019
you get to go crazy and be a kid.
46
00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:48,287
Is it?
47
00:01:48,288 --> 00:01:50,389
Or is it just a celebration
of irresponsibility?
48
00:01:50,390 --> 00:01:53,424
"Let's get hopped up on
sugar and mock the dead!"
49
00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,229
You got pushed down a
lot as a kid, didn't you?
50
00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:58,530
Face it, Felix,
51
00:01:58,531 --> 00:02:00,299
Halloween isn't the problem... you are.
52
00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:02,334
You just don't know how to cut loose.
53
00:02:02,335 --> 00:02:04,202
Can't cut loose? I?
54
00:02:04,203 --> 00:02:07,639
The guy who plays "La
Vida Loca" on the cello?
55
00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:11,076
I feel like pushing him down right now.
56
00:02:11,077 --> 00:02:12,244
Are you actually saying
57
00:02:12,245 --> 00:02:13,912
that I lack a childlike
sense of abandon?
58
00:02:13,913 --> 00:02:15,314
You were never a child.
59
00:02:15,315 --> 00:02:18,750
When you came out of the
womb, you hung up the placenta.
60
00:02:18,751 --> 00:02:20,385
Well, I'm not going
61
00:02:20,386 --> 00:02:23,055
to apologize for being a mature adult.
62
00:02:23,056 --> 00:02:24,956
As the poet William
Butler Yeats famously said,
63
00:02:24,957 --> 00:02:25,991
"It is so many years..."
64
00:02:25,992 --> 00:02:28,159
Oh, you going down right now!
65
00:02:31,196 --> 00:02:32,831
Damn, you're like a statue!
66
00:02:32,832 --> 00:02:34,331
Pilates.
67
00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:39,033
Subtitle sync and corrections by
awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.
68
00:02:41,106 --> 00:02:42,842
I don't believe it.
69
00:02:42,843 --> 00:02:44,376
Where'd that come from?
70
00:02:44,377 --> 00:02:46,480
I hung it while you were
at work, I hope you like it.
71
00:02:46,481 --> 00:02:49,315
Aw, I love a Halloween decoration!
72
00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,584
Or every one ever made.
73
00:02:54,887 --> 00:02:56,188
Oh, is it too much?
74
00:02:56,189 --> 00:02:58,457
Oh, I'm sorry. You've
already been so nice
75
00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,726
by letting me crash here
while I find a new apartment.
76
00:03:00,727 --> 00:03:02,361
No, no, no, it's the perfect setting
77
00:03:02,362 --> 00:03:03,660
for our scary movie marathon.
78
00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:04,995
Ooh, I can't wait!
79
00:03:04,996 --> 00:03:07,498
But you know what, I've got to warn you,
80
00:03:07,499 --> 00:03:09,399
when I get scared I have to pee,
81
00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,601
so we're going to be
working that pause button.
82
00:03:12,603 --> 00:03:13,770
Hello.
83
00:03:13,771 --> 00:03:18,308
Oh, what a festive
display of fire hazards.
84
00:03:18,309 --> 00:03:20,332
Oh that's right, Halloween
isn't really your thing.
85
00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,611
No, never has been.
86
00:03:21,612 --> 00:03:23,513
I remember the last time
I tried to participate.
87
00:03:23,514 --> 00:03:24,982
I was seven and dressed
88
00:03:24,983 --> 00:03:27,116
as Nobel-Prize-winning
scientist Marie Curie.
89
00:03:28,185 --> 00:03:30,686
Had to take off my pumps
to escape the bullies.
90
00:03:31,855 --> 00:03:33,790
Oh, sweetie.
91
00:03:33,791 --> 00:03:36,727
Why are you not trying
to repress that memory?
92
00:03:36,728 --> 00:03:40,297
Well, Oscar pointed out
that apparently I lack
93
00:03:40,298 --> 00:03:43,166
a sense of childlike whimsy.
94
00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:44,868
Since when do you
care what Oscar thinks?
95
00:03:44,869 --> 00:03:47,237
Since when does Oscar
use the word "whimsy?"
96
00:03:47,238 --> 00:03:49,272
Well, it's not just Oscar.
97
00:03:49,273 --> 00:03:51,575
I was upset to learn that
the children of the building
98
00:03:51,576 --> 00:03:53,759
seem to agree. I guess it's
because I don't know how to
99
00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,046
"cut loose" or "go crazy."
100
00:03:56,047 --> 00:03:58,849
Those air quotes aren't
doing you any favors.
101
00:03:58,850 --> 00:04:01,184
Well, this year I plan to embrace
102
00:04:01,185 --> 00:04:02,853
the spirit of the season,
103
00:04:02,854 --> 00:04:04,588
by planning a good, old fashioned,
104
00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:06,490
night of irresponsible fun.
105
00:04:06,491 --> 00:04:09,091
How about you just put
your hands in your pockets?
106
00:04:10,127 --> 00:04:12,062
Good for you. What do you have in mind?
107
00:04:12,063 --> 00:04:13,397
Well, as you know,
108
00:04:13,398 --> 00:04:15,732
every Halloween there is
a kids' party in the lobby.
109
00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,734
But this year, as board president,
110
00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:20,370
I plan to introduce a haunted history
111
00:04:20,371 --> 00:04:21,571
tour of the building.
112
00:04:21,572 --> 00:04:23,073
And I'm here because
113
00:04:23,074 --> 00:04:26,510
I need some spooky helpers.
114
00:04:26,511 --> 00:04:27,944
We actually have plans.
115
00:04:27,945 --> 00:04:30,547
Yeah, we're going to eat
popcorn, watch scary movies,
116
00:04:30,548 --> 00:04:32,781
and not pee on the couch.
117
00:04:34,117 --> 00:04:35,751
But you could do that any night!
118
00:04:36,153 --> 00:04:37,154
Please?
119
00:04:37,155 --> 00:04:38,789
It would really mean a lot to me.
120
00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:41,925
Aw, who could say no to this face?
121
00:04:41,926 --> 00:04:42,925
I could.
122
00:04:44,494 --> 00:04:46,229
But I won't.
123
00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:47,253
But I could.
124
00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:49,266
Well, fantastic!
125
00:04:49,267 --> 00:04:51,168
I will get you a draft of the script
126
00:04:51,169 --> 00:04:52,512
so that you can start memorizing.
127
00:04:52,513 --> 00:04:53,679
Oh god! Oh no!
128
00:04:54,738 --> 00:04:56,678
Oh, I love Halloween,
so much fun, so much fun.
129
00:04:57,808 --> 00:04:59,141
- Hey.
- Hey.
130
00:05:00,477 --> 00:05:02,245
Oh, cool chimpbot costume!
131
00:05:02,246 --> 00:05:04,581
I wish they made those in adult sizes.
132
00:05:04,582 --> 00:05:05,982
Maybe they do.
133
00:05:05,983 --> 00:05:08,150
No, I already checked.
134
00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:13,523
You are gonna clean
up on candy tomorrow.
135
00:05:13,524 --> 00:05:15,125
Not here I'm not.
136
00:05:15,126 --> 00:05:16,793
I have to work tomorrow night,
137
00:05:16,794 --> 00:05:17,794
so Evan's going
138
00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,496
to my sister's in Long Island.
139
00:05:19,497 --> 00:05:22,799
Or he could stay here and
go trick-or-treating with me.
140
00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,601
That's what I said!
141
00:05:24,602 --> 00:05:27,403
But then my mom just laughed
for, like, a really long time.
142
00:05:28,438 --> 00:05:31,675
I didn't laugh... that long.
143
00:05:31,676 --> 00:05:35,011
What's so funny about
me taking care of Evan?
144
00:05:35,012 --> 00:05:37,747
Nothing.
145
00:05:37,748 --> 00:05:40,016
It's just my sister
hasn't seen him in a while,
146
00:05:40,017 --> 00:05:41,384
they'll have a great time.
147
00:05:41,385 --> 00:05:43,386
She's super responsible.
148
00:05:43,387 --> 00:05:45,754
Ha! And I'm not?
149
00:05:46,923 --> 00:05:49,258
Uh-oh, she's going to laugh again.
150
00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,895
No, Oscar.
151
00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:54,131
It's just I like Evan a whole lot,
152
00:05:54,132 --> 00:05:56,399
and I'd like to keep him...
153
00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,568
Well, I'd like to keep him.
154
00:05:58,569 --> 00:05:59,703
I can do this.
155
00:05:59,704 --> 00:06:01,071
We won't leave the building,
156
00:06:01,072 --> 00:06:04,474
I'll never take my eyes off
of him and you can trust me.
157
00:06:04,475 --> 00:06:06,243
You trust me, right?
158
00:06:06,244 --> 00:06:07,644
Okay.
159
00:06:07,645 --> 00:06:09,179
Let's give it a try.
160
00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:10,647
Awesome!
161
00:06:10,648 --> 00:06:12,348
We're gonna have a great time!
162
00:06:15,819 --> 00:06:18,187
And be very responsible.
163
00:06:28,973 --> 00:06:30,448
Who are you?
164
00:06:30,449 --> 00:06:32,950
Mozart van Beethoven?
165
00:06:34,251 --> 00:06:36,391
Our educational system
really failed you, didn't it?
166
00:06:37,354 --> 00:06:38,863
This is my costume
167
00:06:38,864 --> 00:06:40,198
for tonight's terrifying trek
168
00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,534
through our building's haunted past.
169
00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:44,502
Oh great, do you mind
if Evan and I tag along?
170
00:06:44,503 --> 00:06:45,570
I would love that!
171
00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,171
I just didn't think you were interested.
172
00:06:47,195 --> 00:06:49,028
Oh, I'm not.
173
00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:52,310
But if I want to have any
kind of future with Charlotte,
174
00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:54,345
I need to prove to her that I'm mature.
175
00:06:54,346 --> 00:06:55,647
So I'm going to spend Halloween
176
00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:57,115
with the most mature guy I know.
177
00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:58,783
Well, thank you, Oscar.
178
00:06:58,784 --> 00:07:02,419
And when I say mature, I mean boring.
179
00:07:04,055 --> 00:07:05,356
Oh, you might be surprised.
180
00:07:05,357 --> 00:07:08,191
This tour is going
to be "spook-tacular."
181
00:07:09,928 --> 00:07:11,528
"Abso-boo-tly" frightening.
182
00:07:12,764 --> 00:07:13,765
For all the...
183
00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,833
ghouls.
184
00:07:17,902 --> 00:07:20,470
It's exhausting being you, isn't it?
185
00:07:21,639 --> 00:07:23,408
It's not easy.
186
00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:25,844
Hey Oscar, go long!
187
00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:26,845
Hey!
188
00:07:28,914 --> 00:07:30,381
Nice catch!
189
00:07:30,382 --> 00:07:31,382
Thanks.
190
00:07:31,383 --> 00:07:33,317
Wish I was wearing a cup.
191
00:07:34,886 --> 00:07:36,921
Teddy, what's with the suitcase?
192
00:07:36,922 --> 00:07:38,256
Oh, it's Andre's.
193
00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:39,520
His second costume is in there.
194
00:07:39,521 --> 00:07:42,093
I hit all the apartments
in this costume,
195
00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:43,595
then I change for round two.
196
00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:44,863
Very clever.
197
00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:46,630
It's not my first Halloween.
198
00:07:48,066 --> 00:07:49,889
If he was this focused
on sports or education,
199
00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:51,269
he'd be unstoppable.
200
00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:54,004
Can you imagine?
201
00:07:55,273 --> 00:07:57,208
Well, I'm off. See ya, Dad.
202
00:07:57,209 --> 00:07:59,277
You sure you don't
want me to go with you?
203
00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:01,779
No offense, but you slow me down.
204
00:08:01,780 --> 00:08:03,214
Too much chit-chat,
205
00:08:03,215 --> 00:08:04,548
not enough Kit Kat.
206
00:08:05,316 --> 00:08:06,499
Now who's this cute little...
207
00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,666
No time!
208
00:08:11,155 --> 00:08:12,523
All right, I'm ready to go, Oscar.
209
00:08:12,524 --> 00:08:13,591
Great!
210
00:08:13,592 --> 00:08:14,626
I'll be home by 10:00.
211
00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,427
Be responsible, follow the rules.
212
00:08:16,428 --> 00:08:17,428
I will.
213
00:08:17,429 --> 00:08:18,463
I was talking to Oscar.
214
00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:20,198
I will.
215
00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,633
We're going to have so much fun.
216
00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,134
Well, don't have too much fun.
217
00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:25,236
We'll be with Felix.
218
00:08:27,439 --> 00:08:29,173
Well, have some fun.
219
00:08:29,174 --> 00:08:30,407
Okay.
220
00:08:31,609 --> 00:08:33,311
Good evening.
221
00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:36,614
Our Haunted History tour will
begin when the clock strikes...
222
00:08:36,615 --> 00:08:38,782
6:45.
223
00:08:40,585 --> 00:08:43,354
Doing this for Charlotte,
doing this for Charlotte...
224
00:08:43,355 --> 00:08:45,323
Oscar, it's funny.
225
00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,467
Tonight you are attempting
to act like a mature adult,
226
00:08:47,468 --> 00:08:49,427
while I'm endeavoring
to access my inner child.
227
00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:52,530
Oh, he's probably just in there dusting.
228
00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:54,232
Hello, Felix.
229
00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,334
This is my son Simon.
230
00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,102
No, I'm Albert Einstein.
231
00:08:58,103 --> 00:08:59,103
Of course you are.
232
00:08:59,104 --> 00:09:01,205
And you can meet us back here in an hour
233
00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:03,908
because the tour is
"relativit-ly" short.
234
00:09:03,909 --> 00:09:06,844
Good one.
235
00:09:06,845 --> 00:09:08,646
I have a backpack of supplies.
236
00:09:08,647 --> 00:09:10,381
Breath spray, wet wipes,
237
00:09:10,382 --> 00:09:12,483
and a drone if we need to send for help.
238
00:09:12,484 --> 00:09:15,652
Oh, my god, there's two of them?
239
00:09:17,088 --> 00:09:19,023
Oscar, can we go up to the roof?
240
00:09:19,024 --> 00:09:21,367
All my friends are gonna sneak
up and throw water balloons!
241
00:09:21,368 --> 00:09:22,860
That's an awesome idea!
242
00:09:22,861 --> 00:09:25,096
Is what a bad adult would say...
243
00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:27,831
to an awesome idea
that I can't let you do.
244
00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:37,542
Oh hello, I am Ebenezer Strotham.
245
00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,844
You may not know me,
but you do know my work.
246
00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:42,012
You're standing in it.
247
00:09:44,582 --> 00:09:46,484
The building.
248
00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:47,885
I designed the building.
249
00:09:47,886 --> 00:09:51,556
In 1905, it was the site
of a mysterious death.
250
00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:54,359
Robert Coleman's heart gave out
in his seventh-floor apartment.
251
00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,863
Authorities called it natural causes,
252
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,031
but some called it...
253
00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:04,202
...murder!
254
00:10:06,972 --> 00:10:08,235
How long is this going to take?
255
00:10:08,236 --> 00:10:09,340
About an hour.
256
00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:11,576
But it'll feel like forever.
257
00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:13,478
That's relativity!
258
00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:15,613
Hold your fire.
259
00:10:15,614 --> 00:10:17,015
So join me now
260
00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:18,416
for an evening of mystery,
261
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,518
but, most of all, fun.
262
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,520
Not a toy!
263
00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:24,654
Not a toy!
264
00:10:28,993 --> 00:10:31,295
Now, Robert Coleman didn't
die in that stairwell.
265
00:10:31,296 --> 00:10:33,531
But he could have,
because safety railings
266
00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,700
weren't required by
New York state until...
267
00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,868
...1937.
268
00:10:39,037 --> 00:10:42,073
So how did they navigate the stairs?
269
00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:44,040
They walked, Einstein.
270
00:10:44,876 --> 00:10:46,944
What? He's Einstein.
271
00:10:46,945 --> 00:10:48,346
Join me as we enter
272
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:51,682
the apartment where Coleman
lived with his kindly nurse.
273
00:10:51,683 --> 00:10:53,083
Lived...
274
00:10:54,252 --> 00:10:56,419
...and died!
275
00:10:58,456 --> 00:11:00,258
Come on, come on, come on.
276
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,425
Go, go, go, go, go.
277
00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:10,468
Who dares disturb our slumber?
278
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,669
You want some slumber,
279
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:14,504
why don't you join our tour?
280
00:11:15,406 --> 00:11:17,041
You're not a guy,
281
00:11:17,042 --> 00:11:19,444
you're the lady who keeps
trying to sell my mom jewelry.
282
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:25,048
Tell her that all the seasonal
bracelets are half price.
283
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,327
Stay on script.
284
00:11:27,328 --> 00:11:30,455
I roam the halls
285
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,357
looking for a young, healthy heart
286
00:11:33,358 --> 00:11:38,228
because mine was taken from
me on a night most foul.
287
00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:44,001
Might I be the murderer?
288
00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:46,104
Who's the hooker?
289
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,905
Watch your mouth, 4B. I know your mama.
290
00:11:49,801 --> 00:11:51,184
Dani, I didn't tell you
291
00:11:51,185 --> 00:11:52,410
to buy a sexy nurse outfit.
292
00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,078
I just bought a nurse's outfit.
293
00:11:54,079 --> 00:11:55,645
I put the sexy in it.
294
00:11:57,215 --> 00:11:59,650
Well, kids, it's still
pretty scary, isn't it?
295
00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:01,385
Please, this is nothing.
296
00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:02,854
Did you ever see Saw?
297
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,322
See saw?
298
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,425
Oh no, if those things aren't
balanced it's like a catapult.
299
00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,793
Can we go now?
300
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,027
Yes, because there are
301
00:12:10,028 --> 00:12:12,630
17 clues hidden throughout the building
302
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:15,999
that will help solve the mystery.
303
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:20,738
Did she say 17?
304
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,973
I wasn't listening.
305
00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:23,139
Yeah, me neither.
306
00:12:24,108 --> 00:12:26,144
And that's why in mid-1990s
307
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,679
they replaced every
carpet in the building.
308
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,448
Remember, children:
309
00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:32,616
mold is the silent killer.
310
00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:36,721
Excuse me, my mom just texted me.
311
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:37,955
I have to go.
312
00:12:37,956 --> 00:12:40,725
Yeah, his mom said I have to go, too.
313
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:41,893
Yeah, you know, me too.
314
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:42,894
Hey, wait!
315
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,028
Come on, Oscar!
316
00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:45,696
You promised that we
would have some fun.
317
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,532
We will. I'll talk to Felix.
318
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,167
Felix?
319
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,968
Felix?
320
00:12:50,969 --> 00:12:51,969
Ebenezer?
321
00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,337
Yes?
322
00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:55,642
We gotta speed things along.
These kids are getting bored.
323
00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:56,241
Bored?
324
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,910
Or entertained into silence?
325
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,379
It's Halloween, all we want is candy!
326
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,680
I mean all they want is candy.
327
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,015
And they're going to get it.
328
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,316
The 17th clue is the combination
329
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,084
that unlocks this
briefcase full of candy.
330
00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:08,653
You've been holding out on us?!
331
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,820
- Give it!
- No, no.
332
00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:11,355
- Give it!
- No.
333
00:13:11,356 --> 00:13:12,390
Man, those Pilates
334
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,558
are really paying off.
335
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:14,759
Thank you, thank you very much.
336
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,081
But you're not getting the candy!
337
00:13:16,082 --> 00:13:17,945
Stop being so immature.
You stop being so lame!
338
00:13:17,946 --> 00:13:19,497
We're going to lose these kids!
339
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,033
Oh crap, I've already lost one!
340
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:22,934
Evan! Evan!
341
00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,036
Evan!
342
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,205
Have you seen a chimpbot?
343
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,340
I'm a T Rex!
344
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,508
Do you know how questions work?
345
00:13:33,878 --> 00:13:35,146
There you are, buddy.
346
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,914
Listen, we gotta stick together.
347
00:13:36,915 --> 00:13:38,783
Let's go back to my
apartment and regroup.
348
00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,685
We've got a ton of candy over there.
349
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:42,686
There's a chimpbot.
350
00:13:43,754 --> 00:13:45,188
There's a reason you're extinct.
351
00:13:46,224 --> 00:13:48,626
Candy is right there, help yourself.
352
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:49,760
Evan ditched me.
353
00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:51,229
I thought I lost him for a second.
354
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,396
That would have been bad.
355
00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:53,864
He's Charlotte's only kid.
356
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:56,767
You're not Evan!
357
00:13:56,768 --> 00:13:58,569
Why are you in his costume?
358
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,004
This is my back-up.
359
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,473
Why didn't you tell me when
I kept calling you Evan!
360
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,254
You promised me candy
and I rolled with it.
361
00:14:06,577 --> 00:14:09,146
Teddy, stop drinking alone
and help me find Evan!
362
00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:10,648
I'm going to start in the lobby.
363
00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:13,017
I'll start at the
penthouse and work down.
364
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,385
I'll just hang back here.
365
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,254
My dogs are barking.
366
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,554
Oh, great.
367
00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:28,749
Well, it's just us.
368
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,868
I suppose we ought to call it a night.
369
00:14:31,869 --> 00:14:33,536
Really?
370
00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:36,773
But I have to know... was it murder?
371
00:14:36,774 --> 00:14:39,641
No, it was complications of an STD.
372
00:14:41,378 --> 00:14:45,147
Which stands for "Super
Terrifying Disease."
373
00:14:46,476 --> 00:14:47,796
Now that I've spoiled the ending,
374
00:14:47,797 --> 00:14:49,980
I suppose there's no reason
to do the rest of the tour.
375
00:14:49,981 --> 00:14:51,655
Where the hell are they?!
376
00:14:51,656 --> 00:14:53,456
We're clue number seven!
377
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,840
They should have been here by now.
378
00:14:54,841 --> 00:14:56,059
They better hurry up.
379
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,395
This place is creepy,
and the radiator steam
380
00:14:58,396 --> 00:15:00,562
is making my damn nails pop off.
381
00:15:01,898 --> 00:15:04,401
Well I suppose you deserve a reward
382
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:06,101
for staying as long as you did.
383
00:15:08,772 --> 00:15:10,939
Do you have anything healthy?
384
00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:17,713
Granny Smith. Jackpot!
385
00:15:22,445 --> 00:15:24,028
I'm sorry that I ruined your Halloween.
386
00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:25,755
That's okay.
387
00:15:25,756 --> 00:15:27,257
I don't like Halloween.
388
00:15:27,258 --> 00:15:28,692
I can't wait to be an adult
389
00:15:28,693 --> 00:15:30,560
so I don't have to
do this stuff anymore.
390
00:15:30,561 --> 00:15:34,764
You know, I suppose I felt that
way too when I was your age.
391
00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:37,734
But now I feel like I
missed out on something.
392
00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:41,904
I see people cutting loose,
and being mischievous...
393
00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:46,876
I wish I had learned how to do that.
394
00:15:46,877 --> 00:15:48,078
Yeah?
395
00:15:48,079 --> 00:15:49,611
Yeah.
396
00:15:50,547 --> 00:15:52,415
You have plenty of time to be an adult,
397
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:55,451
so don't rush through the kid part.
398
00:15:58,021 --> 00:16:00,190
You know, Simon?
399
00:16:00,191 --> 00:16:03,059
Simon?
400
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:04,226
- Dr. Einstein?
- Yes?
401
00:16:09,566 --> 00:16:11,835
What do you say you and
I have some fun, huh?
402
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:12,899
Throw caution to the wind!
403
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,066
Not the wind?!
404
00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:17,841
Yes, the wind!
405
00:16:17,842 --> 00:16:19,442
I don't know how to do that.
406
00:16:19,443 --> 00:16:20,744
Neither do I.
407
00:16:20,745 --> 00:16:24,381
But we will brave these
uncharted waters together, hm?
408
00:16:24,382 --> 00:16:25,782
Come on.
409
00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:27,117
Oh wait, wait, wait.
410
00:16:27,118 --> 00:16:29,141
There's a little bit of
food residue on your shirt.
411
00:16:29,142 --> 00:16:30,019
Oh dear.
412
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,788
Boop!
413
00:16:31,789 --> 00:16:33,989
- This might take some time.
- Yeah.
414
00:16:35,392 --> 00:16:37,559
I lost a human, a whole human!
415
00:16:41,632 --> 00:16:43,500
Well that's an ego boost.
416
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,902
I didn't think you'd be home so soon.
417
00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:47,170
I was able to duck out early
418
00:16:47,171 --> 00:16:48,994
so the three of us could
go trick-or-treating.
419
00:16:48,995 --> 00:16:50,740
Oh, you really didn't have to do that.
420
00:16:50,741 --> 00:16:53,209
You really, really didn't have to.
421
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:55,211
Okay, here's the thing.
422
00:16:55,212 --> 00:16:56,346
Evan...
423
00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:58,348
Is right there!
424
00:16:58,349 --> 00:16:59,416
Yeah, Oscar,
425
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:00,984
right here where you dropped me off.
426
00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:03,686
I told my mom you did
a great job watching me.
427
00:17:03,687 --> 00:17:05,054
I'm glad it went well.
428
00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:07,257
Yes...
429
00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:10,192
It went well.
430
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,362
I'm going to leave now.
431
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:14,697
Well, thanks for doing such
a good job watching him.
432
00:17:14,698 --> 00:17:16,633
I didn't do a good job watching him.
433
00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:18,101
He ran away!
434
00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:19,436
What?!
435
00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:21,905
I've been looking all
over the building for you!
436
00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:23,373
You scared the hell out of me!
437
00:17:23,374 --> 00:17:25,841
Look, I'm sweating even more than usual!
438
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:28,778
Is this true, Evan?
439
00:17:28,779 --> 00:17:30,879
He is pretty sweaty.
440
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:34,050
Sorry.
441
00:17:34,051 --> 00:17:35,351
He wasn't any fun.
442
00:17:35,352 --> 00:17:37,287
Oh, I was no fun?
443
00:17:37,288 --> 00:17:40,790
You want to see me being no fun?
444
00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,991
How about no food for a month?
445
00:17:45,328 --> 00:17:47,297
Might be a little much.
446
00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:49,132
Yeah, you're right, it's my first time.
447
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:52,401
No Chimpocalypse for a month.
448
00:17:53,069 --> 00:17:54,304
That sounds fair.
449
00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:55,805
No, it doesn't.
450
00:17:55,806 --> 00:17:58,407
Man, Oscar, you're so mean!
451
00:18:05,215 --> 00:18:06,749
It's not easy, is it?
452
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:10,220
No, how do you do this
parenting thing 24/7?
453
00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:12,387
Wine helps.
454
00:18:13,356 --> 00:18:14,958
But you know what?
455
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,793
You handled that really well.
456
00:18:16,794 --> 00:18:17,827
You think?
457
00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:18,828
Yes.
458
00:18:18,829 --> 00:18:20,563
Very mature.
459
00:18:20,564 --> 00:18:23,533
And that's quite a sacrifice for you,
460
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:26,169
no Chimpocalypse for a month?
461
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,203
What?
462
00:18:27,204 --> 00:18:28,304
No, that was for Evan.
463
00:18:28,305 --> 00:18:30,439
He ran away, not me.
464
00:18:31,975 --> 00:18:34,177
I gotta say, Oscar, seeing you step up
465
00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:38,313
like you did there was pretty sexy.
466
00:18:45,788 --> 00:18:47,323
You want that candy don't you?
467
00:18:47,324 --> 00:18:48,557
Yeah, I really do.
468
00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:53,363
There you all are!
469
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,201
You left before the most fun part...
470
00:18:58,202 --> 00:19:01,938
reading material!
471
00:19:01,939 --> 00:19:03,339
You want to talk about scary,
472
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:04,707
wait 'til you see these
473
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,341
archaic building codes.
474
00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:07,844
What?
475
00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:09,312
What? What is it?
476
00:19:10,514 --> 00:19:12,849
It's the ghost of Robert Coleman!
477
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,284
He's come for
478
00:19:14,285 --> 00:19:16,251
my heart!
479
00:19:17,153 --> 00:19:18,187
Ah!
480
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:27,630
Respect... your... teachers.
481
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,772
That was awesome!
482
00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:37,407
Yes, it was!
483
00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:39,042
Great work with the drone!
484
00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:41,544
That was exactly the kind
of reckless tomfoolery
485
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:43,679
that being a kid is all about, huh?
486
00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:50,019
I guess we better get you home, huh?
487
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:53,188
Why do I get the nagging feeling
that I'm forgetting something?
488
00:19:55,191 --> 00:19:57,526
Please tell me your foot has a tail.
489
00:19:59,662 --> 00:20:01,598
I felt it, too!
490
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,665
- Aw, hell no!
- Oh, my god!
491
00:20:12,854 --> 00:20:14,654
This is the first time
ever having nougat.
492
00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:17,959
Good.
493
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,125
Not great.
494
00:20:20,328 --> 00:20:22,163
All right, here, try
a Three Musketeers bar.
495
00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:24,899
They named a candy bar
after my third-favorite
496
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,067
Alexandre Dumas novel!
497
00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:30,638
No, I probably shouldn't.
498
00:20:30,639 --> 00:20:31,906
I've had so much already.
499
00:20:31,907 --> 00:20:34,041
Oh come on, feed your inner child.
500
00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:35,243
He's had a huge night.
501
00:20:35,244 --> 00:20:37,311
Should we split it?
502
00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:38,695
Unless of course you're too mature
503
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,279
and responsible for candy after dinner.
504
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,182
Who knows?
505
00:20:41,183 --> 00:20:43,483
I may even floss tonight.
506
00:20:45,086 --> 00:20:46,687
Whoo! What a night.
507
00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:48,356
Look at that swagger!
508
00:20:48,357 --> 00:20:50,524
Learned it from me.
509
00:20:51,392 --> 00:20:53,326
Let's get you home, son.
510
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,035
One of you chumps want
to tell me something?
511
00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:17,106
Subtitle sync and corrections by
awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.