﻿1
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One second. I go
kitchen, get your order.

2
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Perfect. Thanks.

3
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Boom. What'd I tell ya?

4
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I'm not buying the accent.

5
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What's to buy?

6
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Russell, most people who work in a
Chinese restaurant have an accent.

7
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But not all of them do,
and yet all of them do.

8
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You think that she's faking the accent

9
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so the orange chicken tastes better?

10
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I'm just saying being Asian
and faking an Asian accent...

11
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She's "Uncle Tom yumming" it.

12
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Wow.

13
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I don't think we're allowed
to talk about these things.

14
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I know I'm not.

15
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But I can. Watch this.

16
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Oh, God.

17
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Here you go. Enjoy.

18
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<i>Syeh-syeh.</i>

19
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You see that, Mitch?

20
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I just said "thank you" in Chinese,

21
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and she looked at me blankly.

22
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Yeah, I think the look was,

23
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"Why is this black dude speaking Chinese?"

24
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Are you really upset about this,

25
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or is this a bit for your stand-up?

26
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Are you asking me if I
can turn all of this off?

27
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I cannot.

28
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It's the black Porsche. Thanks, bro.

29
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I'm getting a text. It tickles.

30
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Dope!

31
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My beautiful bride just scored
us four tickets to Jay Z.

32
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- Oh, sweet!
- Me, Angie, you, Tracy.

33
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- Tracy's gonna love this.
- Dude, tomorrow night?

34
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Oh, what? This sucks.

35
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You and Tracy still don't
have a new sitter.

36
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It's been two months!

37
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The only person Tracy
will sign off on is her mom.

38
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Ooh. And the search continues.

39
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You got to say something.

40
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I'm not wasting my breath, Mitch.

41
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It's a valet stand, not Selma.

42
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- Then I'm saying something.
- No, no.

43
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I'm your best man.

44
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That did not end at your wedding.

45
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I'm your best man everywhere we go.

46
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I should've made my brother my best man.

47
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Hey. Hey, Professor.

48
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You're not teaching your
ethics class right now.

49
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Oh, yes, I am.

50
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Excuse me.

51
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Hi. Hello.

52
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This is not my car.

53
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This is his car.

54
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Okay.

55
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My car is a PT Cruiser...

56
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A convertible PT Cruiser.

57
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Which is why we took my car.

58
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Hurtful.

59
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The point is that this
Porsche or "Porscha"...

60
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I don't even know how to pronounce it.

61
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Both: "Porscha."
- See?

62
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This car is his, and I think
that you assumed it was mine

63
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because you don't think a black man

64
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can afford a fancy automobile.

65
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Well, actually, I thought it was yours

66
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because there's a John Mayer CD playing.

67
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Yeah, that's my CD.

68
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We done here, Reverend Sharpton?

69
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We are.

70
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You know, you're exhausting.

71
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- I really am.
- Mm-hmm.

72
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Synced and Corrected by Nsiko
www.Addic7ed.com

73
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<i>Guys, why don't we just
do dinner at your place?</i>

74
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<i>We live 30 feet away from you.</i>

75
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Because I needed a night out,

76
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and 30 feet is within range
of Sadie's old baby monitor.

77
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Oh, at least it's supposed to be.

78
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Come on!

79
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You haven't been blessed with
a sweet angelic four-year-old.

80
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We want to die.

81
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Remind me in the morning to
get an estimate on a vasectomy.

82
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Well, I'm a doctor. I'll
do it for free right now.

83
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Tracy hasn't had a
real night out in 45 days.

84
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46!

85
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Unbelievable.

86
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I can FaceTime my grandmother
in the Philippines.

87
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I can't get a clear picture
of my daughter right next door.

88
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This stupid piece
of... Oh, my angel.

89
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Oh, babe.

90
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Okay.

91
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Thank you, Lord, for
this food and our friends.

92
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- Amen.
- Amen.

93
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Amen.

94
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Ange, I noticed you eyeing the Moo Shu.

95
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You want to put down that cup of
algae and maybe get in on this?

96
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I desperately do,

97
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but I've only got 36
hours left of my cleanse,

98
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and mama's got to look good
in her dress tomorrow night.

99
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But Daddy likes that
booty the way it is.

100
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Oh, man.

101
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They're gonna have sex
and watch "House of Cards."

102
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Ange, how'd you score
Jay Z tickets anyway?

103
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I asked everyone at my firm,
and no one could hook me up.

104
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Ange got the Head of
Pediatrics to pull a favor.

105
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Those doctors are nothing
without their residents.

106
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Oh, well, actually,

107
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Dr. Kessman couldn't come
through, so I asked Marcus.

108
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What?

109
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Marcus? Who's Marcus?

110
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Marcus and I kind of
went out for a while.

111
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You dated for two years
right before we started dating.

112
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- On and off.
- You lived together.

113
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We didn't live together.
I had my own apartment.

114
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- You're talking to me, not your dad.
- Am I?

115
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I was just unaware that you
two were still communicating.

116
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- I mean, have you seen him?
- No. We just text sometimes.

117
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What kind of texts?

118
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You know, like, "Can
you hook me and my husband

119
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and our friends up with
four tickets to Jay Z?"

120
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All I heard was "hook up."

121
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Screw it. Pass me them ribs.

122
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Oh, babe, that concert's tomorrow night.

123
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We have 24 hours to either find a sitter

124
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or get Sadie way into Jay Z.

125
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

126
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- Where is that stupid...
- They had another baby?

127
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They're just gonna keep
trying until they have a boy.

128
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Just play catch with your daughters!

129
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Shh, shh.

130
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Doesn't it feel like
every time they come home,

131
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it's from the hospital?

132
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I bet they have an amazing sitter.

133
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- Mitch.
- Excuse me a sec.

134
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- No, no.
- Yes, yes!

135
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I'm just gonna ask 'em, Jew to Jew.

136
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M'lady needs a night out.

137
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Look, as badly as I want one,

138
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I can't steal another
mother's babysitter, can I?

139
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No. I can't, I can't. It's a sacred rule.

140
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We're not breaking any rules.

141
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The concert is tomorrow night,
Friday night, the Sabbath.

142
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They don't go out on Friday nights.

143
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Isn't saying "they" offensive?

144
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It would be if I were talking

145
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about all orthodox Jewish people,

146
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who, for religious reasons,
don't go out on Friday nights,

147
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but I'm not talking about
all orthodox Jewish people.

148
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I am talking about the Goldsteins.

149
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The Goldmans.

150
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Okay. Well, that was offensive.

151
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Okay.

152
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I want to apologize
for my behavior earlier.

153
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I guess I misunderstood.

154
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I thought when we got married,

155
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we were gonna stop dating other people.

156
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Babe, I didn't mention Marcus

157
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because I didn't think it was a big deal.

158
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You won. You got me.

159
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You got all of this.

160
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Come here.

161
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I'm gonna go take a shower.

162
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You give me a two-minute
head start, then join me.

163
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Hmm.

164
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That is if you're still up for it.

165
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Oh, I'm still up for it, yeah.

166
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Hey, but this time, we're going
till the water gets cold, hello.

167
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Hello.

168
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Mm.

169
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Marcus, my man, you are
really wrecking the mood, bro.

170
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♪ I got the number ♪

171
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♪ I got the number ♪

172
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♪ I got the number ♪

173
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♪ We're going out Friday night ♪

174
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- Yay!
- Yay!

175
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

176
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- Signal, signal.
- Oh, yeah.

177
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What you doing?

178
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Huh? No, I wasn't.

179
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Were you looking through my text?

180
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I-I thought that was my phone.

181
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You thought your phone was
the one with the pink case?

182
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And now I see that it is not.

183
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You know what?

184
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Look, we have no secrets.

185
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No. I trust you.

186
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Do you?

187
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I'm gonna leave my phone right here,

188
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and while I'm gone, you
feel free to take a look.

189
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Boop.

190
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- So did you look?
- Of course I looked!

191
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- You had to look!
- I had to look.

192
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I mean, if I can figure out
your password in four tries,

193
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you're basically telling me to look.

194
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She is telling you to look.

195
00:07:26,916 --> 00:07:28,217
So what did that dirt bag say?

196
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Ha! He said, and I quote,

197
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"Leaving tickets at will call.

198
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Still trying to get you backstage passes."

199
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The balls on this guy.

200
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Ugh.

201
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- I shouldn't have looked.
- Why would you look?

202
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But on the plus side, backstage passes.

203
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You guys got to find a babysitter!

204
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Oh. Oh, yeah.

205
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About that...

206
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♪ And I brought my boys with me ♪

207
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♪ Say what up to TyTy ♪

208
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You found a sitter?

209
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We're interviewing
her in, like, 20 minutes.

210
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Oh, hold on, hold
on. Hold on, wait, wait.

211
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Tracy hasn't met her yet?

212
00:07:55,979 --> 00:07:57,746
No, no. But she's agreed
to keep an open mind.

213
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The same way she agreed
to keep an open mind

214
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about your bachelor party?

215
00:08:00,650 --> 00:08:03,352
We ended up going bowling
and painting plates.

216
00:08:03,386 --> 00:08:07,022
I'm telling you, Tracy is
committed to seeing Jay Z.

217
00:08:07,057 --> 00:08:08,157
All right.

218
00:08:08,191 --> 00:08:09,391
♪ And I brought my boys with me ♪

219
00:08:09,426 --> 00:08:10,459
 ♪ Say what up to TyTy ♪

220
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♪ Still sipping Mai Tais ♪

221
00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:12,995
♪ Sitting courtside ♪

222
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♪ Knicks and Nets give me high five ♪

223
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- ♪ Ni... ♪
- No, no!

224
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- No!
- No what?

225
00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,834
No! No!

226
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Okay, okay, I get it.
I can't say that word.

227
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You cannot.

228
00:08:22,372 --> 00:08:23,806
But I can't sing it?

229
00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,841
You cannot.

230
00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:30,245
Mitch, it's... it's just not a
word that you have access to.

231
00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,514
You should hear me do it
because I don't pronounce the R.

232
00:08:32,549 --> 00:08:34,783
You better not pronounce the R.

233
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What if I hum it? Sort
of... sort of like "N..."

234
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Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah,
bah-bah-bah-bah.

235
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No, no.

236
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Why don't... why don't you
just do the Alicia Keys part?

237
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Alicia Keys part?

238
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Yeah.

239
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I don't know if I'm pretty enough.

240
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Hey...

241
00:08:51,234 --> 00:08:53,168
you are plenty pretty.

242
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Boop.

243
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

244
00:08:55,472 --> 00:08:57,072
- All right, let's do this.
- Let's go!

245
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Top down, baby! Let's go for it!

246
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The world is your stage! Whoo!

247
00:09:02,479 --> 00:09:05,948
♪ In New York ♪

248
00:09:05,982 --> 00:09:09,718
♪ Concrete jungle where
dreams are made of ♪

249
00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:11,653
♪ There's nothing you can't do ♪

250
00:09:11,688 --> 00:09:13,155
I think what you're doing
here is actually more offensive.

251
00:09:13,189 --> 00:09:16,592
♪ Now you're in New York ♪

252
00:09:16,626 --> 00:09:20,429
♪ These streets will
make you feel brand-new ♪

253
00:09:20,463 --> 00:09:22,598
Yes, I get pedicures.

254
00:09:22,632 --> 00:09:23,832
Every man should.

255
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,301
Hey, Sadie!

256
00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:27,469
Hey, Uncle Russell.

257
00:09:27,504 --> 00:09:28,670
Daddy, I have a rash.

258
00:09:28,705 --> 00:09:30,572
Oh, no, Sweetie. Where's your rash?

259
00:09:30,607 --> 00:09:31,840
On my "bagina."

260
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:32,841
Oh.

261
00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,042
Trace?

262
00:09:34,077 --> 00:09:35,644
Our daughter asked a specific question,

263
00:09:35,678 --> 00:09:37,479
so I'm gonna use the correct terminology.

264
00:09:37,514 --> 00:09:38,747
Makes sense to me.

265
00:09:38,782 --> 00:09:40,749
They grow up so fast.

266
00:09:40,784 --> 00:09:42,051
- Hey.
- Hey.

267
00:09:42,085 --> 00:09:43,919
Babe, grab that tiara and
those plastic heels, please.

268
00:09:43,953 --> 00:09:45,087
- All right.
- Oh, that's right.

269
00:09:45,121 --> 00:09:46,688
I heard we're circling a new sitter.

270
00:09:46,723 --> 00:09:49,191
She seemed nice on the phone. We'll see.

271
00:09:49,225 --> 00:09:51,860
Sounds like our favorite litigator
is ready for cross-examination.

272
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,796
Objection. I am in mom mode right now.

273
00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:54,997
Yeah, but, Trace, remember how we talked

274
00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:56,265
about keeping an open mind.

275
00:09:56,299 --> 00:09:57,633
Right. Open mind.

276
00:09:57,667 --> 00:10:00,969
- Glass half full. Don't forget the code.
- The code?

277
00:10:01,004 --> 00:10:02,871
If Tracy feels there's no
way we're hiring the person,

278
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:03,872
she gives me a code.

279
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,107
"Did you defrost the chicken?"

280
00:10:05,141 --> 00:10:06,375
So we can cut the interview short.

281
00:10:06,409 --> 00:10:08,210
Why waste our time if
it's not gonna happen?

282
00:10:08,244 --> 00:10:10,612
It's all part of our open mind.

283
00:10:11,681 --> 00:10:13,048
Hey, guys, is a half-naked daughter

284
00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,316
the first impression
you're looking to make?

285
00:10:14,351 --> 00:10:15,884
Good catch. Okay, I'll get the door.

286
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,386
You get her dressed. Buttons, babe.

287
00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:18,854
If it has a zipper, it's as good as off.

288
00:10:18,888 --> 00:10:21,023
Daddy, do you have a "bagina"?

289
00:10:21,057 --> 00:10:22,224
And I'm getting the door.

290
00:10:22,258 --> 00:10:24,193
Yep.

291
00:10:24,227 --> 00:10:26,395
- All right?
- Yeah. Okay.

292
00:10:26,429 --> 00:10:28,497
All right, everybody, we need this.

293
00:10:28,531 --> 00:10:30,232
Hi. I'm Kimberly.

294
00:10:32,535 --> 00:10:36,305
Hey, Trace, don't forget
to defrost the chicken!

295
00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,268
Yeah. I learned CPR
when I was a lifeguard.

296
00:10:44,303 --> 00:10:46,304
I practically lived in my bathing suit.

297
00:10:46,339 --> 00:10:50,342
Oh, don't you just love how soft these are?

298
00:10:50,376 --> 00:10:53,278
We don't have a pool.

299
00:10:53,312 --> 00:10:56,081
The whole lifeguard thing...
It's just not relevant.

300
00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:57,816
Well, Kimberly, you seem great.

301
00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:58,950
Yeah, but we've been meeting

302
00:10:58,985 --> 00:11:00,152
with a lot of potential babysitters.

303
00:11:00,186 --> 00:11:01,686
Who have all been horrendous...

304
00:11:01,721 --> 00:11:03,021
- Yeah.
- Till you.

305
00:11:03,055 --> 00:11:04,122
Wait. What's happening?

306
00:11:04,157 --> 00:11:05,290
I know that this is last-minute,

307
00:11:05,324 --> 00:11:07,125
but can you come back and babysit tonight?

308
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,426
- Yeah. Totally.
- Great!

309
00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:09,494
- Great!
- Come on.

310
00:11:09,529 --> 00:11:12,431
Great.

311
00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:14,633
Mitch, your wife signed
off on the hot babysitter.

312
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:15,667
What's the problem?

313
00:11:15,701 --> 00:11:17,035
She's hot!

314
00:11:17,069 --> 00:11:18,637
The real problem is
how you're saying it.

315
00:11:18,671 --> 00:11:21,506
Say it like this. "She is hot!"

316
00:11:21,541 --> 00:11:23,542
Russell, I'm a white guy...

317
00:11:23,576 --> 00:11:24,509
Yes.

318
00:11:24,544 --> 00:11:25,744
Who's married to a woman

319
00:11:25,778 --> 00:11:27,579
who's ethnically ambiguous.

320
00:11:27,613 --> 00:11:29,414
What is she?

321
00:11:29,449 --> 00:11:32,484
If we hire a babysitter
who's also ethnically ambiguous,

322
00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:35,487
it's gonna look like I have a thing.

323
00:11:35,521 --> 00:11:37,055
But don't you have a thing?

324
00:11:37,089 --> 00:11:39,797
Okay, this is... this is
exactly why we can't hire her.

325
00:11:39,987 --> 00:11:41,793
- Because you do have a thing.
- Whether or not I have a thing.

326
00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:43,103
And my gut tells me that you do.

327
00:11:43,104 --> 00:11:44,856
All right. The first rule
of marriage is the best boobs

328
00:11:44,857 --> 00:11:46,097
in the house
should belong to...

329
00:11:46,132 --> 00:11:47,299
Tracy. Hey, Tracy. Tracy's here.

330
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,767
- Hey.
- Hey.

331
00:11:48,801 --> 00:11:50,101
What are you guys talking about?

332
00:11:50,136 --> 00:11:52,971
Marriage and just how great it is.

333
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,840
Isn't spooning the best?

334
00:11:54,874 --> 00:11:56,708
Liar. What are you really talking about?

335
00:11:56,742 --> 00:11:58,376
Actually, we were just
talking about Kimberly.

336
00:11:58,411 --> 00:11:59,811
You know, she's kind of...

337
00:11:59,846 --> 00:12:02,380
Delicious?

338
00:12:02,415 --> 00:12:04,182
Totally. I trust you.

339
00:12:04,217 --> 00:12:05,450
Oh, I trust me too.

340
00:12:05,485 --> 00:12:07,119
I trust me not to put
myself in these situations.

341
00:12:07,153 --> 00:12:08,520
Were you planning on sleeping with her?

342
00:12:08,554 --> 00:12:09,855
- No!
- Of course not.

343
00:12:09,889 --> 00:12:11,756
So what's happening here

344
00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:14,493
is you're making a problem
where one doesn't exist.

345
00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:17,028
Oh, that's his jam.

346
00:12:17,063 --> 00:12:18,096
Mitch, you're being crazy.

347
00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,464
Oh, what'd he do...

348
00:12:19,499 --> 00:12:21,967
Yell at another cop
for texting and driving?

349
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:23,168
No, worse.

350
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:24,669
We found a great babysitter.

351
00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:26,304
Kimberly is fantastic.

352
00:12:26,339 --> 00:12:27,873
In fact, we're already Facebook friends,

353
00:12:27,907 --> 00:12:30,142
and she friended me, which never happens.

354
00:12:30,176 --> 00:12:31,743
I mean, not never.
You know, I'm cool...

355
00:12:31,778 --> 00:12:32,911
- In fact...
- Stay on topic.

356
00:12:32,945 --> 00:12:34,379
Right.

357
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:36,848
But this one doesn't want us
hiring her because she's hot.

358
00:12:36,883 --> 00:12:37,983
Don't hire that girl.

359
00:12:38,017 --> 00:12:39,284
- Thank you!
- What?

360
00:12:39,318 --> 00:12:41,453
It's the same reason I
put my camera in the safe

361
00:12:41,487 --> 00:12:42,854
when I'm in a hotel.

362
00:12:42,889 --> 00:12:45,490
I totally trust the maid,
but why create a problem?

363
00:12:45,525 --> 00:12:48,560
And by "camera," she
means "potato chips."

364
00:12:48,594 --> 00:12:50,228
That's right, Princess.

365
00:12:50,263 --> 00:12:51,696
I trust Mitch.

366
00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,465
I just don't trust this Kimberly girl.

367
00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:58,603
Everything okay with the tickets?

368
00:12:58,638 --> 00:13:00,438
Yeah.

369
00:13:00,473 --> 00:13:02,340
He wasn't texting me about the tickets.

370
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:04,376
This pretend tea party
is about to get real.

371
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,344
Well, then what was
he texting you about?

372
00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:08,313
Nothing.

373
00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:10,882
Idris Elba is gonna be on "Fallon" tonight,

374
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,384
and he knows I have a thing for him.

375
00:13:12,418 --> 00:13:13,518
Idris Elba.

376
00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:14,820
I don't know who that is.

377
00:13:14,854 --> 00:13:17,589
Oh, sweetie, I'm gonna
show you some Google images

378
00:13:17,623 --> 00:13:19,791
that are gonna change your life.

379
00:13:19,826 --> 00:13:21,993
That is if that's okay with you.

380
00:13:22,028 --> 00:13:23,428
I'm cool with Idris.

381
00:13:23,463 --> 00:13:26,798
She never went to St. Barts with him.

382
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,333
- Hey.
- Hi.

383
00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:29,835
Sorry to interrupt high tea.

384
00:13:29,869 --> 00:13:31,970
Oh, well, there's
actually no tea in it at all.

385
00:13:32,004 --> 00:13:34,439
It's totally pretend.

386
00:13:34,473 --> 00:13:36,141
I think she figured it out.

387
00:13:36,175 --> 00:13:37,843
Wait. Is everything okay?

388
00:13:37,877 --> 00:13:39,177
Tell me we're still on for tonight.

389
00:13:39,212 --> 00:13:41,113
Absolutely. I just left my books here,

390
00:13:41,147 --> 00:13:42,848
and I need to return them to the library.

391
00:13:42,882 --> 00:13:44,082
Did you hear that?

392
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,484
Even I have overdue library books.

393
00:13:45,518 --> 00:13:47,953
You look familiar. You ever
been to the Laugh Factory?

394
00:13:47,987 --> 00:13:49,321
No.

395
00:13:49,355 --> 00:13:51,389
That's just his way of telling
you he does stand-up.

396
00:13:51,424 --> 00:13:54,526
I'm exceptional onstage.

397
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,361
You never told me when you want me.

398
00:13:56,395 --> 00:13:57,529
Oh, my God, what?

399
00:13:57,563 --> 00:14:00,098
Oh, uh... 7:00.

400
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:01,800
Yeah, 7:00's good.
Yeah, let's go with 7:00.

401
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:03,935
And you have the
address 'cause...

402
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:06,171
Yeah. It's right here.

403
00:14:10,109 --> 00:14:12,811
Mitch, you're adorable.

404
00:14:12,845 --> 00:14:15,113
And by "adorable," I mean "harmless."

405
00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:16,381
And by "harmless,"

406
00:14:16,415 --> 00:14:19,651
I mean you pose no
physical threat to women.

407
00:14:19,685 --> 00:14:20,719
Hire that girl.

408
00:14:20,753 --> 00:14:22,854
Thank you. I'm going out.

409
00:14:22,889 --> 00:14:25,023
Mama is going out!

410
00:14:25,057 --> 00:14:26,324
I'm going out!

411
00:14:26,359 --> 00:14:27,993
To a different zip code, hey!

412
00:14:28,027 --> 00:14:29,361
Hey!

413
00:14:29,395 --> 00:14:30,862
We're going out.

414
00:14:30,897 --> 00:14:33,632
We got a sitter. We're
getting our lives back.

415
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:37,369
You guys were right. I
mean, Kimberly is great.

416
00:14:37,403 --> 00:14:39,471
Little hiccup.

417
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,373
I realize why she looks familiar.

418
00:14:41,407 --> 00:14:43,408
Your babysitter does porn.

419
00:14:43,442 --> 00:14:45,243
- What?
- Yeah. Yeah.

420
00:14:45,278 --> 00:14:48,814
Pretty sure I've seen her "bagina."

421
00:14:54,178 --> 00:14:55,846
Wait. So whose wife are we hiding from?

422
00:14:55,848 --> 00:14:57,848
All of them.

423
00:14:57,850 --> 00:14:59,483
All of the wives!

424
00:14:59,485 --> 00:15:00,751
I have to be absolutely sure

425
00:15:00,753 --> 00:15:02,953
that you saw our babysitter doing porn

426
00:15:02,955 --> 00:15:05,188
before I destroy her reputation with Tracy.

427
00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:07,157
I can't remember
exactly which clip it was.

428
00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:09,192
Just put "Kimberly,
babysitter" in the search bar.

429
00:15:12,163 --> 00:15:13,330
First of all,

430
00:15:13,332 --> 00:15:16,066
I doubt she performs
under the name Kimberly.

431
00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:18,001
And second of all, if I put "babysitter"

432
00:15:18,003 --> 00:15:19,236
into the search bar,

433
00:15:19,238 --> 00:15:20,704
we're gonna be here for, like, four days.

434
00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:22,039
We don't have four days.

435
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:23,640
We have 90 minutes
until the concert starts.

436
00:15:23,642 --> 00:15:24,808
I still need to take a shower.

437
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,043
I have no idea what I'm gonna wear.

438
00:15:26,045 --> 00:15:27,978
- Jeans and a button-down.
- But am I tucking?

439
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:29,846
Just... I'm working.

440
00:15:31,216 --> 00:15:33,450
"Amateur.

441
00:15:33,452 --> 00:15:35,485
"Interracial.

442
00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:36,987
Orgy."

443
00:15:36,989 --> 00:15:39,456
Here it is.

444
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,859
That's not her. That's not her.

445
00:15:42,861 --> 00:15:44,194
Don't celebrate just yet, cowboy.

446
00:15:44,196 --> 00:15:45,862
Did you not hear me type "orgy"?

447
00:15:45,864 --> 00:15:48,765
Yeah.

448
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:50,934
- Wow. Look at that.
- What, what?

449
00:15:50,936 --> 00:15:52,636
That staircase really
opens up the house.

450
00:15:52,638 --> 00:15:54,638
Are you... fast forward.

451
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:59,009
You know, there's a
nicer way to do that.

452
00:15:59,011 --> 00:16:00,911
<i>Did somebody order pizza?</i>

453
00:16:00,913 --> 00:16:03,213
Pizza delivery, really?

454
00:16:03,215 --> 00:16:05,015
Ten bucks says when he
opens up that pizza box,

455
00:16:05,017 --> 00:16:06,416
there's gonna be a...

456
00:16:06,418 --> 00:16:09,252
- That's her. That's her.
- Is it?

457
00:16:09,254 --> 00:16:10,854
I think... I think so.

458
00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:12,589
- It's hard to tell.
- Yeah.

459
00:16:12,591 --> 00:16:14,624
You only see her face
for, like, three seconds.

460
00:16:14,626 --> 00:16:16,827
Can you freeze it on her?

461
00:16:16,829 --> 00:16:19,329
What is she playing, pleasure or pain?

462
00:16:19,331 --> 00:16:20,864
It's like she's sneezing
while getting her finger

463
00:16:20,866 --> 00:16:22,065
slammed in a car door.

464
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:23,834
- Yeah. Play it again.
- Wait. One second.

465
00:16:23,836 --> 00:16:24,968
You got to check out this one girl first.

466
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:26,303
Please, just go back!

467
00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:27,738
You know, Mitch, sometimes,
you can be real uptight.

468
00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:28,872
That is so not true.

469
00:16:28,874 --> 00:16:31,375
Then why are you wearing a seat belt?

470
00:16:35,346 --> 00:16:37,581
I have to tell Tracy.

471
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,716
The thing is, you don't.

472
00:16:39,718 --> 00:16:41,318
Don't I have a responsibility

473
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,753
to disclose what I know to my wife?

474
00:16:42,755 --> 00:16:44,921
You have responsibility
to be a good husband.

475
00:16:44,923 --> 00:16:47,524
For the last month and a half,
your wife hasn't been saying,

476
00:16:47,526 --> 00:16:49,192
"Mitch, be honest with me."

477
00:16:49,194 --> 00:16:51,728
What she has been saying is,
"Get me out of this house!"

478
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,063
Forget honesty.

479
00:16:53,065 --> 00:16:54,698
Oh, I'm sorry.

480
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,100
Was I having dinner last night
with a different black friend

481
00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:59,569
who made the same pro-honesty
argument to his wife?

482
00:16:59,571 --> 00:17:00,804
No. It was me.

483
00:17:00,806 --> 00:17:02,439
I'm your only black friend.

484
00:17:02,441 --> 00:17:03,840
Only because you get jealous.

485
00:17:03,842 --> 00:17:05,409
Otherwise, I might be friends with Marcus.

486
00:17:05,411 --> 00:17:06,643
Oh, damn, I said it.

487
00:17:06,645 --> 00:17:08,111
Look, what if it is
Kimberly in that video?

488
00:17:08,113 --> 00:17:09,946
Does that mean that she
can't be a good babysitter?

489
00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:11,048
I mean, from what we've seen,

490
00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:12,916
she is pretty good at multitasking.

491
00:17:12,918 --> 00:17:13,984
So you do think it's her?

492
00:17:13,986 --> 00:17:16,319
No! I don't know.

493
00:17:16,321 --> 00:17:18,255
Why? You want to watch it again?

494
00:17:18,257 --> 00:17:19,456
Tonight's gonna be great, man.

495
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,590
Don't wreck it.

496
00:17:20,592 --> 00:17:24,094
How often do you get
backstage passes to Jay Z?

497
00:17:24,096 --> 00:17:27,130
- Marcus came through?
- Yeah, he's super great.

498
00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:30,300
Look at the butterfly.

499
00:17:30,302 --> 00:17:31,601
Wait. Didn't the other girl

500
00:17:31,603 --> 00:17:32,736
have a tattoo on the inside of her arm?

501
00:17:32,738 --> 00:17:34,571
- That was a pepperoni.
- Oh, damn it.

502
00:17:34,573 --> 00:17:36,707
We get it, guys. She's a hot babysitter.

503
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:38,375
- Move on.
- Oh, no.

504
00:17:38,377 --> 00:17:41,144
Oh, my God. You look fantastic!

505
00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:43,547
I know. I do. I do!

506
00:17:43,549 --> 00:17:46,283
'Cause I'm going out. Mama's going out!

507
00:17:46,285 --> 00:17:47,684
Unless you think we should reconsider.

508
00:17:47,686 --> 00:17:48,852
Too late. Popped the tags.

509
00:17:48,854 --> 00:17:50,287
This dress is going out with or without me.

510
00:17:50,289 --> 00:17:53,123
Oh, you heard the woman. We
are wheels up in 60 seconds!

511
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,725
- "Wheels up"?
- You have no idea

512
00:17:54,727 --> 00:17:56,760
what kind of pressure
I'm working under here.

513
00:17:56,762 --> 00:17:58,462
What the hell is going on?

514
00:17:58,464 --> 00:17:59,496
Nothing.

515
00:17:59,498 --> 00:18:01,431
Don't lie to me, husband.

516
00:18:01,433 --> 00:18:02,999
Fine.

517
00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:05,936
Mitchell thinks that he
may have seen Kimberly

518
00:18:05,938 --> 00:18:07,270
in an adult film.

519
00:18:07,272 --> 00:18:08,839
That girl was in a porno?

520
00:18:08,841 --> 00:18:09,973
All right, sweetie.

521
00:18:09,975 --> 00:18:11,475
Look, Mommy and Daddy are leaving, okay?

522
00:18:11,477 --> 00:18:13,276
You can watch one video.

523
00:18:13,278 --> 00:18:14,978
Kimberly, can you just make
sure it's something appropriate?

524
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:16,947
- You know, I just...
- 45 seconds!

525
00:18:16,949 --> 00:18:18,682
Do we know for a fact
this girl moonlights?

526
00:18:18,684 --> 00:18:19,783
We do not.

527
00:18:19,785 --> 00:18:21,385
Well, if you see
something, say something,

528
00:18:21,387 --> 00:18:23,987
but if you just think it's
something, shut the hell up.

529
00:18:23,989 --> 00:18:25,555
My girl T needs this night out.

530
00:18:25,557 --> 00:18:27,824
And I left money in case you
want to have pizza delivered.

531
00:18:27,826 --> 00:18:29,026
Oh, my God.

532
00:18:29,028 --> 00:18:30,160
What's this?

533
00:18:30,162 --> 00:18:32,295
Jay Z's opening act is John Mayer!

534
00:18:32,297 --> 00:18:33,363
What?

535
00:18:33,365 --> 00:18:35,065
We better stop talking and leave.

536
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,733
Oh, and don't let any
strangers in the house.

537
00:18:36,735 --> 00:18:39,302
Or people you do know.

538
00:18:50,349 --> 00:18:52,215
- We're going out!
- Finally!

539
00:18:52,217 --> 00:18:54,651
- Here we come, Jay Z!
- Our sitter does porn!

540
00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:01,491
Possibly.

541
00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:06,196
Your sitter possibly does porn.

542
00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:09,199
Going out.

543
00:19:09,201 --> 00:19:11,401
<i>Did somebody order pizza?</i>

544
00:19:11,403 --> 00:19:12,836
- No.
- Yep, it's her!

545
00:19:12,838 --> 00:19:15,238
She's totally got Kimberly's
vaguely Asian cheekbones.

546
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,940
No, this girl's got some black in her.

547
00:19:16,942 --> 00:19:18,408
Oh, you better believe...

548
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,943
Don't say it.

549
00:19:19,945 --> 00:19:21,445
If only we had a photo of her.

550
00:19:21,447 --> 00:19:23,413
Oh, that's it! We're Facebook friends.

551
00:19:23,415 --> 00:19:24,715
Oh, yeah. Hurry.

552
00:19:24,717 --> 00:19:27,250
If it's not her, we can
still get there by 8:15.

553
00:19:27,252 --> 00:19:28,351
They never start on time.

554
00:19:28,353 --> 00:19:29,352
Who, black people?

555
00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:31,088
No, concerts. God, no.

556
00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:33,023
Mitch, your white guilt amuses me.

557
00:19:33,025 --> 00:19:35,225
Okay. She's got
photos up from Christmas,

558
00:19:35,227 --> 00:19:36,593
a trip to Mount Rushmore.

559
00:19:36,595 --> 00:19:38,095
See? People go to that.

560
00:19:38,097 --> 00:19:39,429
Ooh, Six Flags, Six Flags.

561
00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:41,164
Oh, click on that video
of her on the log ride.

562
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,600
How ironic is that?

563
00:19:43,602 --> 00:19:45,102
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

564
00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:46,403
Side-by-side.

565
00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:48,605
- One, two...
- Three.

566
00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:50,273
<i>Did somebody order pizza?</i>

567
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:51,708
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

568
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:54,010
Tough call.

569
00:19:54,012 --> 00:19:55,112
What are you guys doing?

570
00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:57,280
- Oh, hey, Pumpkin!
- Hi, sweetie!

571
00:19:57,282 --> 00:20:00,384
Why are you sitting in the
driveway watching videos of me?

572
00:20:00,386 --> 00:20:02,853
You guys are sick!

573
00:20:02,855 --> 00:20:04,721
Kimberly, wait!

574
00:20:04,723 --> 00:20:09,292
Oh, I already popped the tags.

575
00:20:09,294 --> 00:20:11,328
When she said, "Why are
you watching videos of me,"

576
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:14,231
was she talking about the
log ride one or the other one?

577
00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:16,166
Did she storm off
because she was offended?

578
00:20:16,168 --> 00:20:17,534
Or because she got caught.

579
00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:19,336
Guys, the point is
we don't have a sitter.

580
00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:21,805
Did she say "video" or "videos"?

581
00:20:21,807 --> 00:20:23,407
And here's the big ethical question.

582
00:20:23,409 --> 00:20:25,075
How much of this do we
mention to the Goldmans?

583
00:20:25,077 --> 00:20:26,143
Hmm.

584
00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:27,811
It is the Goldmans, right?

585
00:20:27,813 --> 00:20:30,781
I've been calling them the Goldfeins.

586
00:20:34,919 --> 00:20:37,621
Again, we're sorry.

587
00:20:37,623 --> 00:20:38,655
Dude, no problem.

588
00:20:38,657 --> 00:20:39,923
You know, Kanye's coming next month.

589
00:20:39,925 --> 00:20:41,058
I'll just have Angie text Marcus,

590
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,292
see if he can hook us up.

591
00:20:42,294 --> 00:20:44,694
Wait. Now you're okay
with Angie texting Marcus?

592
00:20:44,696 --> 00:20:47,364
Turns out Marcus has a fiancée.

593
00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:51,034
And you wouldn't
cheat on her for Rihanna.

594
00:20:51,036 --> 00:20:52,869
- Yo, you seeing this?
- Yeah.

595
00:20:52,871 --> 00:20:54,438
It's your fake Chinese accent girl.

596
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,639
Yeah, Idris was on "Fallon."

597
00:20:55,641 --> 00:20:57,007
He's so hot.

598
00:20:57,009 --> 00:20:58,942
What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?

599
00:20:58,944 --> 00:21:01,445
Keep it close.

600
00:21:02,881 --> 00:21:04,381
- Did she just...
- Yep.

601
00:21:04,383 --> 00:21:06,138
- You want me to say something?
- I do not.

