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Angie, come on down it's time
to go to church, this is god.

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- Mitch, Trace, you guys already up?
- Already up?

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Russell, we've already had two meals today.

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Did arts and crafts,
went to feed the ducks.

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Yeah, got there so early,
we had to wake up the ducks.

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I haven't had a full night's
sleep since my water broke.

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- Hey, guys. You already...
- Don't ask. The bottom line is

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they resent our childless
but leisurely lives.

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Aww, you two know you were done

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with the interesting
part of your lives anyway.

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- We had a good run.
- We really did.

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Come on, woman, I don't
want to be late for church.

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I do not want to sweat out my suit on the
walk over from the overflow parking lot.

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- What's church?
- Okay, great question.

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- I'll tell you what church is.
- Allow me.

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Church is a really fun place
with music and fancy clothes

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and a man in a robe telling stories.

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- Oh, and our band just went electric...
- It's also the place where we go to pray

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- and to be closer to God.
- And that.

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What's God?

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[sighs]

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<i>♪ Don't look now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I said don't look now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause here we are ♪
♪
Living the best days of our lives ♪</i>

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So, your daughter knows

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all the names for the lady flaps and folds,

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but you haven't found a way to broach God?

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She's too young.

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Yeah, it's the same reason she
hasn't had her ears pierced yet.

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I want her to be old enough
to make a conscious choice,

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to... to weigh the pros and cons of God.

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Remind me of the cons again?

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Mitch has no faith in faith.

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Oh, hold on.

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Don't act like you're
the good Catholic girl.

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You had tons of sex before
marriage, some of which was with me.

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Hey, I used to go to church every Sunday.

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Really? 'Cause there's
a car headed there now,

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but yet, here you stand
in flip-flops and shorts

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that make me need to go to confession.

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I painted the chickens from school.

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Aww, you have chickens at your preschool?

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Yeah, they had bunnies last year,

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but they wrestled too much for a preschool.

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I named one of the chickens Russell.

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Guess which one.

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I don't want to guess.

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I'd bet you'd get it right.

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It's this one.

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You want to know why I named him Russell?

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Oh, sweetie, you know, just because
certain things about the chicken

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- may resemble...
- 'Cause he's the coolest chicken!

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[laughs] I am.

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I am the coolest chicken.

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- Thank God.
- That's what we're about to do.

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Give Him our best.

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Oh, believe me, I will be mentioning you.

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Coolest chicken out.

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[laughs]

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Oh, Sam.

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Just a heads-up... Mom's getting braces.

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So, for, like, the next two years,

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she's gonna be undermining us with a lisp.

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[lisping] That skirt's kind of short.

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[both chuckle]

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What are you doing up so early on a Sunday?

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Oh, I'm not up early...
Still up from last night.

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Tracy let me in. She's so hot.

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I still don't understand
how you took her down.

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Well, what we have is loving and mutual.

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Gross.

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Listen, you know how I owe you $400?

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- I'm here to pay you back.
- Great.

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Well, I don't have the money just yet.

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But I do have a ton of stuff in my storage
unit that I'm gonna sell on Craigslist.

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Okay.

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I just need to borrow 50 bucks
for back rent on the storage unit.

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So, just to be clear, I'm paying
you $50 to get my $400 back.

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- Actually, $450.
- Well done, mathlete.

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It's worth paying you $50
just to end this conversation.

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Pleasure doing business with you.

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Mm-hmm.

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Honestly, is this a princess shoe

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or a stripper shoe?

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A stripper's just a princess with a job.

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I don't know.

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Nobody princesses their
way through college.

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- Did you tell him your news?
- No, changed my mind on that.

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He can get so judge-y.

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As you say that, I'm
literally getting money

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from my wallet for you.

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Fine.

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If you must know, I've been
getting professional help,

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you know, with life decisions, et cetera.

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Good for you, Sam.

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But here's the thing.

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I'm starting to develop
romantic feelings for him.

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Not judging, just pointing
out that that is very common.

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It's called transference.

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But if this guy's a professional,

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he will not violate that boundary.

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Too late. I've already slept with him.

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You're sleeping with your therapist?

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Oh, no, I wish I was
sleeping with my therapist.

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That guy's hot as [bleep].

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No, I'm sleeping with my psychic.

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- Josh is a psychic?
- Yes.

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And he kills it in the sack.

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It's like he can totally sense what I want.

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And I'm out.

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Was that Sam?

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Yep, and my 50 bucks.

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Oh, we missed it?

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I love watching you when she's here.

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She pushes your buttons
more than people who bring

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- fake service dogs into restaurants.
- There is no service a pug can provide.

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- Okay, what's the latest button?
- She's dating a psychic.

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Fantastic! You know, I
hear psychics are real.

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They're emotional vampires that suck
the money out of innocent people.

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They're perfect for each other.

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All right, it's one dinner, Mitch.

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So just smile and keep
your opinions to yourself.

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Yeah, 'cause that's what he's known for.

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We need a invite to that dinner
that I predict is going to be epic.

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- Done.
- Yeah, I'm with Mitch.

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It's a little too much
voodoo-hoodoo for me.

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But I do wonder what
happened to my curling iron,

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and I wouldn't want to
bother the Lord about that.

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Psychics are all about the show...

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Kind of like church.

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- Excuse me?
- Excuse me.

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I was the one waiting on
you this morning, Angela.

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And next Sunday, can we coordinate outfits?

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Because this dress is not
working with all of a-this.

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<i>I brought Russell the chicken
some organic chicken fee.</i>

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Hi, Gloria.

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I... Miss Gloria.

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Sadie, I think your dad forgot

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that you're an independent person
who can carry her own lunch box.

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How do you know it's not mine?

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It could be yours,
Mitch. Boys can have pink.

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That is one cold Popsicle, Jack.

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She's garbage.

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Hey, where did Russell go?

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Hmm? I'm not even allowed
to have a lunch box.

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Ask to Miss Gloria.

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Miss Gloria, where did Russell go?

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He's dead.

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- Maybe he'll be back tomorrow.
- No, he's dead.

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And when you die, you don't come back.

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For my little chicken homey.

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[whispering]
Cock-a-doodle-Doo.

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First, Russell and Angie bring up God,

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and now Sadie's teacher's
talking about death?

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Everyone is screwing us this week.

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I had a plan.

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Sadie would learn about death
after she learned about religion,

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which she'd do after
she got her ears pierced.

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There's a timeline, people.

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Respect the timeline.

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Babe, you're clenching the
wheel kind of tight there.

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Frickin' Gloria.

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Sadie shouldn't know what death is.

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She barely knows what tomorrow is.

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Mitch, when we get in there,
can you not be confrontational?

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[sighs]

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If you yell, you're gonna seem crazy.

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How dare you destroy
our children's innocence?

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You call this a school?

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You're coming in hot, honey.

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What I've found in the past

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is that parents who are the most vocal

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are often the ones

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struggling with their
own unresolved issues.

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What works best for the child

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is the matter-of-fact
approach,

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which is why we're encouraging
all the parents to buy this book

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to help them, you know, talk
to their kids about death.

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"Where Did My Goldfish Go?"

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"Written by Gloria Nieber."

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Wait. You wrote this?

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So you killed a chicken
just to move a few books.

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It's not that what
she's saying is so awful.

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It's that she as a person is so awful.

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She's total garbage.

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What bothered me so much
is that Gloria was right.

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Totally. Wait. What?

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How was she right?

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Maybe there is some unresolved stuff

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going on with me.

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This whole death thing has
got me thinking about Lolo.

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Really?

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But your grandpa died when you were eight.

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Exactly.

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It was the first time I lost someone.

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You know, Sadie's gonna have
a ton of questions like I did...

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Questions I never fully resolved,

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questions we don't even know how to answer.

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Well, I tell you what we're not gonna do.

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Use Gloria's book.

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Can you believe she's
charging $35 for that thing?

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- She's total garbage.
- Totally.

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Oh, remind me to bring that check tomorrow.

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Tracy, Mitch, thank you so much

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for inviting me to dinner.

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Well, technically, I didn't...

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Let's eat.

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Angie, these green beans look delicious.

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Thanks, Josh.

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Wait a minute.

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How did Josh know

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that Angie made these green beans?

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Because, Russell, he saw the Tupperware.

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Yes, I saw the Tupperware.

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Okay, obviously you all discussed

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my abilities beforehand,

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so maybe I should just
clear the air a little bit.

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Um, what I do is really
not that extraordinary.

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Yet he charges for it anyway.

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Fantastic.

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Russell told me about
what happened at school.

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Previously on "Mitch and Tracy"...

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a chicken died at Sadie's school,

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and surprise, surprise,

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my brother's handling it poorly.

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They say natural causes,

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but I still want to hear the real story

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behind Russell the chicken's
sudden yet suspicious death.

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Black chicken dies, nobody investigates.

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Somebody saw something.

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Okay, what he means to say
is, "How's Sadie doing?"

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She's okay.

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No major questions about death or chickens,

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but she's putting it together, Mitch.

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As she sleeps, her little half-Asian brain

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is putting it together.

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What are we gonna tell her?

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Here's what I would say.

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"We are all energy."

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Interesting. Interesting.

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Mitch?

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You know what?

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Let's... let's not talk
about Sadie right now.

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Sorry, Josh.

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It's... it's an emotional time for us.

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Yes, of course. You lost your grandfather.

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It's been on your mind.

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- Could you pass the, uh, rolls?
- Mm-hmm.

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You're right. I did. How did you...

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Do you know where my curling iron is?

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Guys, Sam clearly told Josh all about that.

253
00:09:39,462 --> 00:09:40,594
[scoffs]

254
00:09:40,596 --> 00:09:41,929
I never told Sam.

255
00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:43,964
Oh, this is legit weird.

256
00:09:43,966 --> 00:09:45,132
Okay, okay.

257
00:09:45,134 --> 00:09:48,035
But who doesn't have a dead
grandfather at your age?

258
00:09:48,037 --> 00:09:50,137
I mean... I-I mean our age.

259
00:09:50,139 --> 00:09:52,106
How great does Tracy look?

260
00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:53,440
You don't have to be a psychic

261
00:09:53,442 --> 00:09:55,476
to kw that he's not
getting any tonight, okay?

262
00:09:57,812 --> 00:10:00,280
Hey, you should do a session with Tracy.

263
00:10:00,282 --> 00:10:02,583
That way, you can say
whatever you want to Lolo.

264
00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:03,851
Love it.

265
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,987
You need to understand
that a medium and a psychic

266
00:10:06,989 --> 00:10:09,056
are two different things.

267
00:10:09,058 --> 00:10:11,792
But it turns out that, yes,
I am both of those things.

268
00:10:11,794 --> 00:10:13,093
Oh!

269
00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:15,329
Okay, let's switch back to Sadie, shall we?

270
00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:17,998
Look, I know it's not your thing,

271
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,433
but I was thinking

272
00:10:19,435 --> 00:10:21,969
maybe we could teach Sadie about Heaven.

273
00:10:23,037 --> 00:10:24,304
How would you feel about that?

274
00:10:24,306 --> 00:10:29,109
Well, I-I definitely don't want to deprive
our daughter of comfort, but Heaven...

275
00:10:29,111 --> 00:10:33,981
Is just a metaphor to help us deal
with the overwhelming-ness of death.

276
00:10:33,983 --> 00:10:35,983
I kind of agree with you.

277
00:10:35,985 --> 00:10:37,851
- That's no fun.
- I'm sorry.

278
00:10:37,853 --> 00:10:41,188
Did nobody have an issue
with Heaven being a metaphor?

279
00:10:42,123 --> 00:10:43,424
No?

280
00:10:43,426 --> 00:10:45,097
Just me? Okay.

281
00:10:45,097 --> 00:10:48,262
Babe, I think what they mean is that
there are many paths to the truth...

282
00:10:48,264 --> 00:10:51,832
Uh, Eastern mysticism,
astrology, the Bible.

283
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:54,435
Are you lumping the
Bible in with astrology?

284
00:10:54,437 --> 00:10:56,703
No.

285
00:10:56,705 --> 00:10:58,272
Yes.

286
00:10:58,274 --> 00:10:59,817
The Bible is great. What?

287
00:10:59,818 --> 00:11:02,609
Look, I'd love to give Sadie religion.

288
00:11:02,611 --> 00:11:05,312
- It's just we're a mixed-faith couple.
- Apparently, we are too.

289
00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:07,314
Babe, come on, I go to church every Sunday.

290
00:11:07,316 --> 00:11:09,216
I tithe. I help move the airs.

291
00:11:09,218 --> 00:11:11,022
Hey, psychic Josh, is
my husband going to hell?

292
00:11:11,023 --> 00:11:12,319
What's hell?

293
00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:14,888
People, you're killing me.

294
00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:17,791
I miss Russell. Where did he go?

295
00:11:19,294 --> 00:11:22,529
- Um, babe?
- Hmm?

296
00:11:28,946 --> 00:11:30,246
All right, what are we gonna say?

297
00:11:30,248 --> 00:11:31,714
We have about as much time

298
00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:33,382
as it would reasonably take
me to fill this sippy cup.

299
00:11:33,384 --> 00:11:35,017
Oh, I never give her bathroom water,

300
00:11:35,019 --> 00:11:36,419
so we have an extra 30 seconds.

301
00:11:36,421 --> 00:11:38,220
Okay. We have to say
something reassuring to Sadie,

302
00:11:38,222 --> 00:11:40,389
something she can understand.

303
00:11:40,391 --> 00:11:41,824
We can go with your thing.

304
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,259
What is your thing again?

305
00:11:43,261 --> 00:11:45,828
I guess if you're forcing
me to say what I believe,

306
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,496
I like science and proof.

307
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,632
I mean, Carl Sagan said
that extraordinary claims

308
00:11:49,634 --> 00:11:51,300
require extraordinary evidence.

309
00:11:51,302 --> 00:11:52,635
She's five.

310
00:11:52,637 --> 00:11:54,804
Okay, okay, what the heck?
Let's just go with Heaven.

311
00:11:54,806 --> 00:11:57,106
- I'm starting to see the utility.
- Good. Great.

312
00:11:57,108 --> 00:11:59,566
- We'll tell her about Heaven and God.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

313
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,350
How can there be Heaven without
God? It's where He lives.

314
00:12:01,351 --> 00:12:05,182
It's like talking about Disneyland
and and pretending there's no Mickey

315
00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:07,022
Okay, fine. There's a God.

316
00:12:07,023 --> 00:12:07,935
- And Jesus.
- Oh, God!

317
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,665
What? My God comes with Jesus.

318
00:12:09,665 --> 00:12:12,371
I gave you Heaven. I gave
you God. Work with me!

319
00:12:12,627 --> 00:12:15,443
- Mommy!
- You heard her. She picked you. Ha ha.

320
00:12:18,677 --> 00:12:20,616
Are they a pre-wash family?

321
00:12:23,982 --> 00:12:27,985
Mitch either definitely is
or definitely isn't, you know?

322
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:31,188
I'm gonna go with pre-wash.

323
00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:32,823
I'm gonna just... I'm going pre-wa...

324
00:12:34,626 --> 00:12:36,760
They were supposed to
be the show, Russell...

325
00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:38,562
The slacker sister and the freak boyfriend.

326
00:12:38,564 --> 00:12:39,697
I made one comment.

327
00:12:39,699 --> 00:12:41,632
He heard your one comment.

328
00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:42,933
And if He's anything like me,

329
00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:45,169
He thinks you need to take
your faith more seriously.

330
00:12:45,171 --> 00:12:47,604
- I don't care about Him.
- [gasps]

331
00:12:47,606 --> 00:12:50,007
I mean...

332
00:12:50,009 --> 00:12:52,009
what I really care about is you.

333
00:12:52,011 --> 00:12:55,112
I'm listening.

334
00:12:57,048 --> 00:12:59,349
Don't mind me. Don't mind me.

335
00:12:59,351 --> 00:13:01,018
- God's with us all the time.
- Oh, even last night when...

336
00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:02,186
Don't mind me. Don't mind me.

337
00:13:02,188 --> 00:13:04,388
Hey, Mitch, are you a pre-washer?

338
00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:05,622
I don't care.

339
00:13:05,624 --> 00:13:06,924
I have bigger fish to fry.

340
00:13:06,926 --> 00:13:09,593
But, yes. Forks up, knives down.

341
00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:10,694
Don't let the spoons spoon.

342
00:13:10,696 --> 00:13:12,896
Don't mind me. Don't mind me.

343
00:13:12,898 --> 00:13:14,965
Actually...

344
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:17,234
[gasps] Hey!

345
00:13:17,236 --> 00:13:20,337
Mitch, save the parenting for upstairs.

346
00:13:21,473 --> 00:13:23,073
Okay, here's what you missed.

347
00:13:23,075 --> 00:13:25,743
Sadie's never gonna eat chicken
again. I want to kill Gloria.

348
00:13:25,745 --> 00:13:27,077
And I made Heaven sound so great,

349
00:13:27,079 --> 00:13:29,913
- Sadie wants to go there for her birthday.
- Great.

350
00:13:29,915 --> 00:13:32,015
Our daughter is now a suicidal vegetarian.

351
00:13:32,017 --> 00:13:34,651
I had to say something while
you went downstairs to...

352
00:13:34,653 --> 00:13:36,053
To get an empty cup of water?

353
00:13:36,055 --> 00:13:38,956
What are we gonna do?

354
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:42,059
Well, there is...

355
00:13:42,061 --> 00:13:44,595
No, no way. Not in a million years.

356
00:13:44,597 --> 00:13:45,796
- Mommy!
- Give me the book.

357
00:13:45,798 --> 00:13:48,232
Give me the stupid book.

358
00:13:51,603 --> 00:13:52,936
One second, sweetie.

359
00:13:52,938 --> 00:13:55,572
Mommy just lost a contact.

360
00:13:55,574 --> 00:13:57,107
I don't wear contacts.

361
00:13:57,109 --> 00:13:58,809
You do now. What is happening?

362
00:13:58,811 --> 00:14:00,444
You're crying over a dead goldfish?

363
00:14:00,446 --> 00:14:02,046
You had to see that ending coming.

364
00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:04,348
It's just the words.

365
00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:07,684
"As we flushed Finny good-bye,

366
00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:09,987
"we knew we would be reminded of him,

367
00:14:09,989 --> 00:14:12,056
"whether we were at the aquarium

368
00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:15,459
"or seeing his empty fishbowl

369
00:14:15,461 --> 00:14:20,097
or just flushing the
toilet for another reason."

370
00:14:20,099 --> 00:14:22,766
It can't be the words.

371
00:14:22,768 --> 00:14:24,101
Ang, come on.

372
00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:26,036
You know I'm a church-loving man.

373
00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:27,604
I know you love the clothes and the food

374
00:14:27,606 --> 00:14:29,273
and the wine and the socializing.

375
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:31,542
They do love my announcements.

376
00:14:31,544 --> 00:14:34,278
Yeah, but I want to know what you believe,

377
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,647
because when we got married,
we were equally yoked.

378
00:14:36,649 --> 00:14:39,116
What changed?

379
00:14:39,118 --> 00:14:41,652
Can I pray on it right quick?

380
00:14:43,355 --> 00:14:46,156
Okay, okay, here's the thing.

381
00:14:46,158 --> 00:14:49,727
Before I met you, I felt like
I was crushing it in church.

382
00:14:49,729 --> 00:14:53,263
But since we got married,
it's just you feel it so much.

383
00:14:53,265 --> 00:14:55,132
I mean, I believe,

384
00:14:55,134 --> 00:14:57,267
<i>but, babe, you, like, believe believe.</i>

385
00:14:57,269 --> 00:15:00,738
So my faith has caused
you to question your faith?

386
00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:03,874
Look...

387
00:15:03,876 --> 00:15:06,677
a chicken has died.

388
00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:09,880
Can we somehow find a way to
let this bring us together?

389
00:15:12,217 --> 00:15:14,785
I just... I keep thinking about Lolo.

390
00:15:14,787 --> 00:15:16,620
Every morning he would
drive me to figure skating

391
00:15:16,622 --> 00:15:18,122
in that crappy blue station wagon.

392
00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:19,323
Oh, that's right.

393
00:15:19,325 --> 00:15:20,658
Didn't he get his license at 70?

394
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,326
Just so he can drive me.

395
00:15:22,328 --> 00:15:24,428
Scariest seven minutes of my day.

396
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:25,863
So sweet.

397
00:15:25,865 --> 00:15:27,064
I want to talk to him.

398
00:15:27,066 --> 00:15:30,034
- To who?
- Lolo.

399
00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:31,635
I'm gonna do it.

400
00:15:31,637 --> 00:15:33,037
I'm gonna ask Josh to do a session.

401
00:15:33,039 --> 00:15:34,838
What? Tracy, that's crazy.

402
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,173
- Why would you dignify...
- Daddy?

403
00:15:36,175 --> 00:15:38,308
- Yeah, babe?
- I want to pray.

404
00:15:40,011 --> 00:15:42,246
Frickin' Gloria.

405
00:15:44,063 --> 00:15:45,340
Oh, okay.

406
00:15:45,688 --> 00:15:48,222
- You want to pray, huh?
- Yeah, like in church.

407
00:15:48,224 --> 00:15:49,690
At least someone wants to do it.

408
00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:51,359
- Babe.
- What a night.

409
00:15:51,361 --> 00:15:52,627
First, Daddy gave you bathroom water.

410
00:15:52,629 --> 00:15:54,161
Now we're gonna pray. Okay.

411
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:56,564
Hey, A-Ang?

412
00:15:56,566 --> 00:15:58,766
Ang, your fingerprints are all over this.

413
00:15:58,768 --> 00:16:00,034
Little help, please?

414
00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:01,736
Well, start filling the tub,

415
00:16:01,738 --> 00:16:03,704
'cause we're taking Sadie to the water.

416
00:16:03,706 --> 00:16:06,374
Okay, can we dial that
back by almost all of it?

417
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:09,677
Should we put our hands
together like this...

418
00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:14,226
- Let's hold hands.
- Oh, we're... Okay.

419
00:16:14,284 --> 00:16:16,917
<i>Baruch atah Adonai...</i>

420
00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:20,421
- Daddy, you're scaring me.
- [clears throat]

421
00:16:20,423 --> 00:16:23,791
Okay, Aunt Angie's tagging in.

422
00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:28,329
Lord, we ask that you bring
peace and comfort to Sadie

423
00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:30,731
and help her and those around her

424
00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:33,401
to see Your truth in their moment of need.

425
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,236
- Am...
- And to let those

426
00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:37,004
who are seeking You, find You.

427
00:16:37,006 --> 00:16:39,840
Let those who are caught up
in the trappings of the world,

428
00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:41,509
like over-dressing,

429
00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:44,278
glory-seeking,
wife-misleading...

430
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,947
[clears throat]

431
00:16:45,949 --> 00:16:48,582
Find their way to You.

432
00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:50,885
We pray in Jesus...

433
00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,219
[clears throat]

434
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:55,756
Most of us pray in Jesus' name.

435
00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:57,058
All: Amen.

436
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,793
Carl Sagan. You good?

437
00:16:58,795 --> 00:17:03,000
- My turn.
- Her turn.

438
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:07,301
I miss Russell the chicken.

439
00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:09,870
God, may You please bring him back.

440
00:17:09,872 --> 00:17:11,172
Amen.

441
00:17:11,174 --> 00:17:13,307
- Oh, sweetie...
- Amen!

442
00:17:13,309 --> 00:17:16,677
Now, everybody out because
I have to go to sleep.

443
00:17:16,679 --> 00:17:18,012
You heard the boss.

444
00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:23,784
Nice job. You still want to go on Sunday?

445
00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:25,753
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

446
00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:28,322
Got to do my announcements.

447
00:17:31,393 --> 00:17:32,927
What are you doing?

448
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:34,795
Mouth sundae.

449
00:17:34,797 --> 00:17:35,997
Where are they?

450
00:17:35,999 --> 00:17:38,199
Dining room. Don't bother them.

451
00:17:38,201 --> 00:17:41,369
Uh, did a little research on your Bae.

452
00:17:41,371 --> 00:17:43,504
He was arrested for check fraud.

453
00:17:43,506 --> 00:17:44,572
Yeah, I know.

454
00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:46,173
I'm a 26-year-old
single woman.

455
00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:48,609
You don't think I know
how to cyberstalk a guy?

456
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,378
Sam, if you know, why are you dating him?

457
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,847
'Cause I'm just dating him.
No one's getting married.

458
00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:57,518
Does it help you to just
think of it as casual sex?

459
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,320
It does not.

460
00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:01,889
Would it totally destroy
everything you believe in

461
00:18:01,891 --> 00:18:03,457
if Josh can actually do this?

462
00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:04,659
Yes.

463
00:18:04,661 --> 00:18:06,627
Okay, but...

464
00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:08,396
why won't you let your wife have this?

465
00:18:08,398 --> 00:18:10,431
You let your daughter pray.

466
00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:12,533
You're willing to let one
woman in your life feel better

467
00:18:12,535 --> 00:18:13,935
but not the other?

468
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:20,274
News flash... bowls exist.

469
00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:23,844
My favorite part of the day

470
00:18:23,846 --> 00:18:25,546
was that drive to figure skating.

471
00:18:25,548 --> 00:18:28,583
Anyway, when he got sick,

472
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,217
I had to quit figure skating.

473
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:33,354
I was mad.

474
00:18:33,356 --> 00:18:35,056
Didn't even visit him in the hospital.

475
00:18:35,058 --> 00:18:39,060
My mom took me, and I stayed in the hall.

476
00:18:40,929 --> 00:18:44,865
I wish I'd gone in to say good-bye.

477
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:47,268
I wish I'd thanked him.

478
00:18:49,571 --> 00:18:52,240
Can you thank him for me?

479
00:18:52,242 --> 00:18:55,643
[inhales deeply]

480
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,749
You just did. He hears you.

481
00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:05,520
You know how on Saturday morning

482
00:19:05,522 --> 00:19:07,455
you drive Sadie to ballet?

483
00:19:07,457 --> 00:19:09,290
Yeah.

484
00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:12,927
He says that every time
you drive her that...

485
00:19:12,929 --> 00:19:14,729
that that is you thanking him.

486
00:19:16,598 --> 00:19:18,833
That's his love, still in the world.

487
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,944
- Mmm.
- Mm-hmm.

488
00:19:29,946 --> 00:19:31,979
It's good.

489
00:19:31,981 --> 00:19:34,715
How'd it go?

490
00:19:34,717 --> 00:19:36,284
Pretty great.

491
00:19:36,286 --> 00:19:38,819
Yeah.

492
00:19:38,821 --> 00:19:40,655
You probably think it's stupid.

493
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:41,822
I don't.

494
00:19:41,824 --> 00:19:44,358
So you think it's real?

495
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,496
Something real definitely
happened in there.

496
00:19:57,105 --> 00:19:58,472
You're welcome.

497
00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:04,145
There is the matter of the bill.

498
00:20:04,147 --> 00:20:06,914
Of course.

499
00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:08,082
Let me write you a check.

500
00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:09,851
- Probably not a check.
- Right, cash it is.

501
00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:16,958
[children laughing, shouting playfully]

502
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,327
Russell's back! He came back!

503
00:20:19,329 --> 00:20:22,763
Yes, he did, just like Jesus!

504
00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:25,867
- What was that for?
- You think I don't know

505
00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:28,136
who put that chicken in there?

506
00:20:28,138 --> 00:20:30,872
- Wait. You did this?
- Sadie asked God for something.

507
00:20:30,874 --> 00:20:32,540
I couldn't let her little
prayers go unanswered.

508
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,609
What is happening here?

509
00:20:34,611 --> 00:20:36,477
The coolest chicken
always comes back, Gloria.

510
00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:39,113
Wrap your head around that.

511
00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:40,648
It may not have been the best plan,

512
00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:42,316
but it shows you have a good heart.

513
00:20:42,318 --> 00:20:45,186
I have faith in you, Russell.

514
00:20:45,188 --> 00:20:46,387
[chickens clucking]

515
00:20:46,389 --> 00:20:47,655
Wow, new Russell is really

516
00:20:47,657 --> 00:20:49,156
having trouble making friends.

517
00:20:49,158 --> 00:20:51,793
- Where'd you get this chicken?
- Someplace in East LA.

518
00:20:51,795 --> 00:20:54,462
Russell, did you get
a cockfighting rooster?

519
00:20:54,464 --> 00:20:56,731
Apparently prize-winning!

520
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:59,801
- Ooh, start praying!
- Way ahead of you, baby.

521
00:20:59,803 --> 00:21:01,029
Look, kids! There's candy!

522
00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:03,911
Look away, children! Look away!

523
00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:05,572
- Candy!
- Look away!

524
00:21:05,753 --> 00:21:06,824
[chickens clucking]