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Come on, Filipina Barbie, work with me.

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I can't wait to give this to Sadie.

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I want her to have a doll
that celebrates her heritage.

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Oh, good for you.

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All little girls should have
their own physically impossible

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body standard to look up to.

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Look. They took all the plastic they saved

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from not giving G.I. Joe any junk

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and put it in Barbie's boobs.

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I'm just glad Sadie has
more options than I did.

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My first black doll was Nettie May,

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a confidant but curious fugitive slave.

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It's like they don't want you to open it.

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There's like a whole underbelly
of cardboard and staples

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and twisty thingies.

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You gotta get her arms out first.

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No. I think you should start with her head.

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How about I just pop her
arms off and reattach them?

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Oh, wait, look. You've been defeated

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by Chinese engineering.
You're done here, soldier.

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[snip] Mm.

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- Oh, well...
- There she is.

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Sadie!

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She's beautiful.

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Look. Mommy got you a surprise.

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She's Filipina like you and me.

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And this embroidery on her dress,

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this is the Philippines'
national flower, the Sampa...

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The national flower.

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Isn't she pretty?

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- Gorgeous.
- Stunning!

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She looks smart.

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I like this one.

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Mommy, you can play with Nanny Barbie.

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- Did she just...
- She did.

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She could be a lawyer, like Mommy.

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Top of her class.

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Would have made partner, too, if
it weren't for some golf-playing

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kiss-ass stepping in.

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I mean, Filipina Barbie freaking rocks.

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She rocks, young lady.

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She's gone, Trace.

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I would never hire a Filipina
Barbie to be my nanny.

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She would totally steal your husband

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wearing that ball gown to work.

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I didn't know you were a Duke fan.

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Oh, I'm not. It just makes me feel all warm

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and safe wearing one of
Russell's old sweatshirts.

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Like I'm getting a big old hug from my man.

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More like a big old hug from Big Sheila.

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Isn't that her sweatshirt?

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You ex-girlfriend, Big Sheila?

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Uh, well, I would more accurately

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describe her as thick.

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Unbelievable.

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How come you never told me this was hers?

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I put it in the Goodwill pile three times.

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You kept digging it out.

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You know, now that I think of it,

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this has always vaguely
smelled like barbecue sauce.

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So did Sheila.

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<i>♪ Don't look now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I said don't look now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause here we are ♪
♪
Living the best days of our lives ♪</i>

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Synced and Corrected by Nsiko
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- Hey, you.
- Hey.

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How's your craft project coming along?

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- Having fun?
- I am.

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So, listen, I understand

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that you've dated a lot of
women before I came on the scene,

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and I'm fine with that.

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Clearly.

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But since I'm the one who
moved into your bachelor pad,

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I just feel like I'm living in a house

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with the ghosts of skanks past.

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Big Sheila, Ayanna, Kiki, Sheree...

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Sheree was a pastor's kid.

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They're the biggest skanks of all.

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Yeah.

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I want to redecorate this living room,

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so this feels like our home now.

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Really? I understood the bedroom.

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That was a obvious tear down.

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But don't punish the living room

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for the bedroom's transgressions.

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Let's play a game.

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I call it Skank Detector.

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I want to hear you beep
every time I pass over an area

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where you've had sex
with anyone other than me.

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Eh, I'm not really a game guy.

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Babe, I wore this
sweatshirt on our honeymoon.

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Love games! Big game guy.

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Yeah. Okay, let me know when
I detect any presence of sex.

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- Now, when you say sex...
- You know what?

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We don't need to define it, playboy.

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I still don't think we
need to redec... beep.

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- Come on!
- [chuckles]

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The couch is basically
the bed of the living room.

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Just calibrating. I
knew that was a hot zone.

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Beep.

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A bench is basically
a couch without a back.

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Which gives you more
leverage when you try...

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You know what? We should redecorate.

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Maybe Sadie would like Filipina Barbie

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if I got her some cool accessories,

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like a scuba outfit or a pink convertible

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that she bought with her
hard-earned lawyer money.

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The only accessory Nettie
Mae came with was a lantern

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so she could teach herself
how to read at night.

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Wow.

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Oh, finally.

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They're putting out the fresh milk.

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You... you just can't trust
it when it sits out all day.

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Amazing. He even overthinks milk.

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Tracy?

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[chuckles] Russell?

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- Hi!
- Oh, my gosh.

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Katherine. Wow.

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Wow, this is my wife, Angela.

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Katherine is the realtor that sold
Mitch and Tracy their house.

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You may recognize this from a bus bench.

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[laughter]

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We loved this woman so much

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that I introduced her to Russell
to help him buy his house.

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Yep, that's the entire story in a nutshell.

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Oh, guitar lessons.

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- Is that your ex, Kiki?
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

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- The one who's really good at...
- Mm-hmm. All those things.

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Look, all Angie knows is that
I dated a woman named Kiki.

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What does Tracy know?

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Tracy does not know that
you dated our realtor

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or any of the many other service providers

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that you sexed up before Angie.

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You're saying it like I did that a lot.

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Well, let's see. The housekeeper.

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- Leah.
- The flight attendant.

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- I want to say Crystal.
- Your Triple-A lady.

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Hey, when a woman sends you a tow truck,

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- you say thank you.
- Hmm.

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- Is she gone yet?
- Russell, relax.

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Let 'em chit-chat for a
minute, and then Katherine/Kiki

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will be out of your life for... oh, God!

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Business cards are being exchanged.

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Get in there!

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Looks like you two are hitting it off.

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Careful though, Ang. You were just saying

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the other day how you had too
many friends already, so...

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Oh, well, Katherine's an
interior decorator now.

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Same photo. [laughter]

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I suggested Angie hire her
to re-do your living room.

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So, we're doing it.

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I mean, she already knows the house, right?

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- I sure do.
- Not... really.

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[laughter]

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Russell, you have to tell your wife

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that she just hired your
ex to redecorate your house.

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You dated her for two months.

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You went to Jamaica together.

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Even though you pinky-promised
to go to Reggaefest with me.

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You're right. The next time I see Angie,

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I'm gonna tell her.

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- Hey, babe.
- Hey.

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- Bye, babe.
- Bye, babe.

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- What was that?
- I can't do it now.

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She's all hopped up on Grape-Nuts.

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Get in there and tell her.

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- Fine.
- Oh, and Russell?

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- Yeah?
- Don't forget...

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Reggaefest 2016, right
around the corner, Mon.

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- Babe?
- Hmm?

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I need to talk to you about something.

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Yeah, sure. I'm just straightening up

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so Katherine doesn't
think we're a lost cause.

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Same reason I only floss a
week before I go to the dentist.

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Wait, what? Are... are you saying

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she's coming over here now?

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Are you saying you don't floss?

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[doorbell rings]

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Hey, look who I found
coming up the driveway.

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Not good. This is not good, Mitch.

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You can still save this.

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I'll stay here while you pull Angie
into the kitchen and tell her.

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Also tell her she should be flossing.

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Katherine, can you excuse us for a minute?

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Okay, look, now that
you guys have hired her,

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- you're welcome for that...
- Yeah, boy.

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Let's just drop the formalities.

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Kiki, Angie. Angie, Kiki,

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Wait. [laughs] That's so funny,

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because Russell used to
date a girl named Kiki.

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Wait. Uh, you guys hired me

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to be your interior decorator,

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and Russell still hasn't told you?

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We used to date!

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Whoo! That is a load off!

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Got it right in there.
Just... just under the wire.

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Just... snuck it on in there.

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The whole reason we hired a decorator

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was to de-skankify our house.

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When were you going to
tell me that our decorator

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was one of those skanks?

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I was going to tell you,
but then Tracy came in.

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Look, I know we're all friends,

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but I think we both know
she ruins everything.

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Wow. So our realtor dated Russell.

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How are we just finding out about this now?

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"We" are not.

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Wait, so you knew about
this and you didn't tell me?

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Why didn't you tell me?

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When Russell was single, I had a rule

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that I would only tell you
about the women he dated

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if they made it past the three-month mark.

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That seems like a stupid rule.

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Well, that rule saved you from
meeting three different Tonyas.

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Or maybe it was two Tonyas,
one of which he dated twice.

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I wasn't sure and I felt awkward asking.

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That's interesting, because
when I thought of Kiki,

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I got a different kind of image in my mind.

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Did you?

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Different how? Like... someone taller?

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Yeah. Taller.

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Oh, that's one of the things.

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It's just that Kiki and I are different

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in so many, many, many ways.

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Specifically, what?

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Oh, no, no, no. No specifics.

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Just a general feeling of different-ness.

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Okay, I'm just gonna put this out there.

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- Mm-hmm.
- This wouldn't have anything

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to do with the fact that Kiki's white?

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What? Kiki?

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Oh, no! Absolutely not!

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.

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See, my whole problem is
is that you didn't tell me

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that you used to date her.

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The point is you have a problem with Kiki.

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Whatever it is, if it
makes you uncomfortable,

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she has to be fired.

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So if you want to take the
lead on that, that's cool.

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Oh, no. [chuckles]

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Maybe you don't know me as
well as you think you do.

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Because guess what.

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Katherine is staying.

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So's Kiki.

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I'm just saying if you'd told me,
then all of this could have been avoided.

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Well, maybe this time, but usually...

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nope.

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"Usually" what?

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No, no, no. Okay, listen.

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I-I don't want to go here. I love you.

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- You're amazing and beautiful.
- Just go there already

252
00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:54,298
You're a big, fat blabbermouth.

253
00:09:54,334 --> 00:09:55,933
What?

254
00:09:55,969 --> 00:09:57,368
Isn't that Big Sheila's sweatshirt?

255
00:09:57,403 --> 00:10:01,472
The girl with the big, big,
big, big, big, big boobs?

256
00:10:01,508 --> 00:10:03,307
That's not how I said it.

257
00:10:03,343 --> 00:10:04,942
But that's how Angie heard it.

258
00:10:04,978 --> 00:10:06,611
You might as well have played a sex tape

259
00:10:06,646 --> 00:10:07,945
of Russell and Big Sheila.

260
00:10:07,981 --> 00:10:10,481
- They made a sex tape?
- No!

261
00:10:10,517 --> 00:10:13,618
Maybe. Yeah, probably.

262
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,554
No, but yours is pretty cool, too, though.

263
00:10:17,589 --> 00:10:19,523
I think they're both great.

264
00:10:19,558 --> 00:10:22,292
- Russell.
- [groans]

265
00:10:22,327 --> 00:10:24,961
Oh, hello, everybody.

266
00:10:24,997 --> 00:10:26,563
Pillows.

267
00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:31,368
I have to say, you guys
are a pretty great couple.

268
00:10:31,403 --> 00:10:33,370
I honestly did not think
I would be back here.

269
00:10:33,405 --> 00:10:34,805
Me neither.

270
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,374
I'm just happy that we
can all be cool and mature.

271
00:10:37,409 --> 00:10:38,975
That's the kind of people we are...

272
00:10:39,011 --> 00:10:40,792
Cool and mature.

273
00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:41,912
And married.

274
00:10:41,947 --> 00:10:45,048
Let's not forget married. [chuckles]

275
00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,683
[chuckles] Hold on, babe.

276
00:10:46,718 --> 00:10:49,286
Uh, will you be our tiebreaker?

277
00:10:49,321 --> 00:10:52,255
I picked one, and Kiki picked another.

278
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:53,924
- Which one do you prefer?
- Yours.

279
00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:55,959
You didn't even look at them.

280
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:05,101
[breathes deeply]

281
00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:06,937
Definitely yours.

282
00:11:06,972 --> 00:11:09,973
Mine's the one she's holding.

283
00:11:12,811 --> 00:11:15,579
They're both really great pillows.

284
00:11:15,614 --> 00:11:17,380
Well, you must have a preference.

285
00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:20,717
Do you like this one or that one?

286
00:11:20,752 --> 00:11:24,855
Or is there a third option
that I don't even know about?

287
00:11:24,890 --> 00:11:26,623
Are we still talking about pillows?

288
00:11:26,658 --> 00:11:29,059
I don't think we ever were.

289
00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:33,497
Hey, Mommy. Want to go to the moon with us?

290
00:11:33,532 --> 00:11:37,434
No, but I know someone who does.

291
00:11:37,469 --> 00:11:40,904
I found her hanging out in
a box of old paintbrushes.

292
00:11:40,939 --> 00:11:44,474
And look, she has the
perfect moon landing dress

293
00:11:44,510 --> 00:11:46,510
with cultural accents representing

294
00:11:46,545 --> 00:11:49,613
the indigenous tribes of the Philippines.

295
00:11:49,648 --> 00:11:51,648
Whee! Pew.

296
00:11:51,683 --> 00:11:53,650
No. She's supposed to be upstairs

297
00:11:53,685 --> 00:11:56,419
cleaning Barbie's dream house.

298
00:11:58,524 --> 00:11:59,756
Whose child is that?

299
00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:01,499
Why do you care about this so much?

300
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,087
It doesn't mean she's
rejecting you or your culture.

301
00:12:04,121 --> 00:12:08,399
I don't know, maybe it's because...

302
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:12,168
growing up, I was a little
embarrassed about being Filipina.

303
00:12:12,204 --> 00:12:14,771
Everybody was always asking
me, "What are you, anyway?"

304
00:12:14,806 --> 00:12:16,573
Uh, if I was ever one of
the people who said that,

305
00:12:16,608 --> 00:12:18,041
I just want to apologize right now.

306
00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:19,509
Babe, you were cute.

307
00:12:19,545 --> 00:12:21,378
Hey, look, I just...

308
00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:22,846
I wanted to fit in so bad,

309
00:12:22,881 --> 00:12:24,781
I pushed away a lot of my own heritage.

310
00:12:24,816 --> 00:12:27,284
And I want to get some
of that back for Sadie.

311
00:12:27,319 --> 00:12:30,120
The history, the music, the food.

312
00:12:30,155 --> 00:12:34,257
Oh, I remember my grandmother
made the most amazing

313
00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:36,726
noodle-y, meat-y,
stew-y thingy.

314
00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:38,228
Sounds authentic.

315
00:12:38,263 --> 00:12:39,696
Whatever it is, you'll be eating it.

316
00:12:39,731 --> 00:12:42,098
'Cause I'm cooking it tonight.

317
00:12:42,134 --> 00:12:44,134
Just as soon as I Google it.

318
00:12:46,338 --> 00:12:47,837
- Hey, Trace.
- Hey.

319
00:12:47,873 --> 00:12:49,573
Here's the saffron you wanted to borrow.

320
00:12:49,608 --> 00:12:51,041
Mm, what are we eating tonight?

321
00:12:51,076 --> 00:12:55,445
Kare-kare, which is oxtail
in a warm, thick peanut sauce.

322
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,381
Sinigang, a broth of pork hock and tripe.

323
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,517
Okay, can I bring some sides,

324
00:13:00,552 --> 00:13:02,852
like a whole roasted chicken?

325
00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:04,588
Hey, I need you to weigh
in on some swatches.

326
00:13:04,623 --> 00:13:07,390
I want your opinion now so
you don't judge me later.

327
00:13:07,426 --> 00:13:10,026
Wait. You didn't fire Kiki.

328
00:13:10,062 --> 00:13:11,995
- Here comes that judgment.
- What's the problem, Angie?

329
00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,096
Are you worried about looking jealous?

330
00:13:13,131 --> 00:13:14,197
'Cause it's okay to be jealous.

331
00:13:14,232 --> 00:13:16,900
No. There's a little more to it.

332
00:13:16,935 --> 00:13:18,602
How about crimson?

333
00:13:18,637 --> 00:13:20,470
A little more like what?

334
00:13:20,505 --> 00:13:23,173
There's just other factors at play.

335
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:24,708
Maybe a warm yellow?

336
00:13:24,743 --> 00:13:26,476
What other factors?

337
00:13:26,511 --> 00:13:28,078
If I fire her, it might look like

338
00:13:28,113 --> 00:13:30,480
I have a problem with the
fact that Kiki's white.

339
00:13:30,515 --> 00:13:32,449
- Why would it look like that?
- Because I have a problem

340
00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:35,118
with the fact that Kiki's white.

341
00:13:35,153 --> 00:13:39,255
So I guess this one's out.

342
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:40,557
[groans]

343
00:13:40,592 --> 00:13:42,792
It's just that up until a few days ago,

344
00:13:42,828 --> 00:13:45,362
I assumed that my husband
had only dated black women,

345
00:13:45,397 --> 00:13:48,531
who, in my mind, were
shorter and heavier than me.

346
00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:50,400
Of course. You're adorable.

347
00:13:50,435 --> 00:13:52,102
Exactly.

348
00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:53,637
I know it doesn't sound great,

349
00:13:53,672 --> 00:13:55,905
but it bothers me that Russell dated her.

350
00:13:55,941 --> 00:14:00,877
And it bothers me even
more that it bothers me.

351
00:14:00,912 --> 00:14:03,113
You gotta be kidding me.

352
00:14:03,148 --> 00:14:05,248
It's like that Filipina Barbie.

353
00:14:05,283 --> 00:14:07,450
You know how important it is to you

354
00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:09,686
that Sadie see the beauty in that doll?

355
00:14:09,721 --> 00:14:12,055
Well, growing up, I was Filipina Barbie.

356
00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:14,658
And even though my parents
went out of their way

357
00:14:14,693 --> 00:14:17,327
to make me feel special and beautiful,

358
00:14:17,362 --> 00:14:19,963
I was definitely aware that
here were a lot of people

359
00:14:19,998 --> 00:14:22,699
who thought blonde Barbie
was more special than me.

360
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:26,903
And to suddenly find out that
my husband dated blonde Barbie

361
00:14:26,938 --> 00:14:28,304
really threw me.

362
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:31,341
That's why I want Sadie growing up
loving what's different about her,

363
00:14:31,376 --> 00:14:34,644
even if other people might not.

364
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,247
Hey, sweetie, why was
Filipina Barbie in the trash?

365
00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:39,916
Because she's not recyclable.

366
00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:51,227
I forgot the wine.
Russell ran back to get it.

367
00:14:51,263 --> 00:14:52,662
The place looks great.

368
00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:54,731
Is that the Philippines' national flag?

369
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:57,167
I'm 99% sure it is.

370
00:14:57,202 --> 00:15:00,270
Well, I think it's great that you're
doing this special dinner for Sadie.

371
00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:03,606
It stinks in here.

372
00:15:03,642 --> 00:15:05,475
Hey, Ange, what's going on?

373
00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:07,877
I heard you have a problem
with the white people.

374
00:15:07,913 --> 00:15:10,280
[scoffs] I did not say that.

375
00:15:10,315 --> 00:15:11,981
Wait, did you tell him what I said?

376
00:15:12,017 --> 00:15:13,149
Of course she did.

377
00:15:13,185 --> 00:15:14,784
That's why we call her "Loose Lips."

378
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:17,287
Of course I told him. He's my husband.

379
00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:20,457
And spouses tell each other everything.

380
00:15:20,492 --> 00:15:22,759
Like you should tell
Russell you have a problem

381
00:15:22,794 --> 00:15:24,461
with Kiki being white.

382
00:15:24,496 --> 00:15:26,496
I knew it!

383
00:15:26,531 --> 00:15:28,531
Wow, I really do talk a lot.

384
00:15:30,535 --> 00:15:31,735
Everybody dig in.

385
00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:33,703
The oxtail have to be eaten right away

386
00:15:33,739 --> 00:15:35,071
or they start to congeal.

387
00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:37,173
- Uh, Trace...
- You want to say grace first?

388
00:15:37,209 --> 00:15:39,342
Oh, I've already talked to God about this.

389
00:15:39,377 --> 00:15:40,710
[chuckles]

390
00:15:40,746 --> 00:15:42,579
But there're no utensils.

391
00:15:42,614 --> 00:15:44,147
Yes, 'cause in the Philippines,

392
00:15:44,182 --> 00:15:46,082
we eat with our hands.

393
00:15:46,118 --> 00:15:47,884
But this is soup.

394
00:15:47,919 --> 00:15:51,621
When my grandmother made
it, it wasn't so... soupy.

395
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:55,492
I'm not gonna eat this.

396
00:15:55,527 --> 00:15:56,826
You know what this is?

397
00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:59,729
It's her stubborn Filipina side.

398
00:15:59,765 --> 00:16:02,866
I'm gonna go have a
picnic with pretty Barbie.

399
00:16:02,901 --> 00:16:05,001
And spoons.

400
00:16:05,036 --> 00:16:06,069
[chuckles]

401
00:16:09,307 --> 00:16:10,740
Babe,

402
00:16:10,776 --> 00:16:13,576
I can't eat without us talking about this.

403
00:16:13,612 --> 00:16:16,613
Okay, you want to talk
about why Kiki bothers me?

404
00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:17,914
Let's talk.

405
00:16:17,949 --> 00:16:21,651
- Maybe we should...
- Stay? Yes.

406
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,450
But all that matters is
I think you're beautiful.

407
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,785
You're my little sexy cocoa puff.

408
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,588
Oh, ho, ho. Slow down, Black Romeo.

409
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,490
What really ticks me off

410
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,126
is that you let me assume
that Kiki was black.

411
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,961
No. no, no, no.

412
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,230
You let you assume that Kiki was black.

413
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,297
Are you kidding me?

414
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,066
So it's my fault for thinking

415
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,535
that a woman named Kiki,
who got her hair braided

416
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,605
to go to Jamaica, is white?

417
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,340
Wh... what I meant to say

418
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,977
was she got her hair braided in Jamaica.

419
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:56,981
Oh. That is a white lady thing.

420
00:16:56,983 --> 00:17:01,385
Look, I may have led you down a path.

421
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,821
But honestly, when I
was dating Katherine...

422
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,923
Both: Kiki.

423
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,825
I got some looks from black women.

424
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,927
And I guess I never told you about her

425
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,529
because I don't want to
get that look from you.

426
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,432
And those looks are understandable.

427
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,901
There's a lot of historical
baggage that comes with

428
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,103
interracial dating in the black community.

429
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:23,107
I mean, it can be hard
out there for the sisters.

430
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,142
- I'll allow it.
- Thank you.

431
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,379
The black men have been
supported by loyal black women

432
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,547
for a long time.

433
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,348
So when they date outside of their race,

434
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,516
it can feel like a betrayal.

435
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,919
- Preach.
- Yeah, and some black men

436
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,420
don't date black woman at all

437
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:39,390
because they feel that
they're loud and overbearing.

438
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,491
There it is... that's the
look I was talking about.

439
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,661
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is a scary look.

440
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:47,798
Look... I let you jump to a conclusion.

441
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:52,169
And for that, I'm very, very sorry.

442
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,571
And I know for a long time,

443
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,306
I had sex with a lot of women.

444
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,474
Hear me out.

445
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,309
I mean, I ran through them.

446
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:03,347
Uh, from one blabbermouth
to another, stop talking.

447
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,576
Long story short:

448
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:09,508
I wouldn't want to spend the
rest of my life with anybody but you.

449
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,960
Well, I think we can
all agree on one thing.

450
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,528
- Kiki's gotta go.
- Yes.

451
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,130
I don't know why you ever hired her.

452
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,365
So who's telling her?

453
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,400
- You are.
- Of course you are.

454
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:26,770
So, we're going with Sadie, then?

455
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,274
She can be mean.

456
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,777
So the window treatments
will be here next week,

457
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,313
but this is pretty much
what it's gonna look like.

458
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,349
What do you think?

459
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,851
- Well, uh...
- It's great.

460
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,786
Yeah, who knew this
place could look so good?

461
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,188
You nailed it.

462
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,724
If we could just put a
pin in how great it looks.

463
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,726
Oh, right.

464
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,594
We need to talk about something.

465
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:53,531
And I need to make sure
that I put this in a context

466
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,534
that makes sense to you.

467
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,801
Mitch.

468
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,337
Right.

469
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,940
Now, about 400 years ago...

470
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,542
Whoa, whoa. Way too far back.

471
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,310
Look, I got this, guys.

472
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,811
- Kiki?
- Yeah?

473
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,313
Where did you get these
adorable rope balls?

474
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,181
- Did you make these?
- Okay, guys.

475
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:14,051
Back to me. [chuckles]

476
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,487
Katherine, you're a nice person,

477
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,822
and I think I speak for all of us

478
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,624
when I say we just want to end this

479
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:23,727
with a little class and dignity.

480
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,696
We're done?

481
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:29,233
You just used my services,
and now we're done.

482
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,502
Okay!

483
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,636
Oh, right, right.

484
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,204
That's why I broke up with her.

485
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,406
She's nuts.

486
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,441
Oh, I'm nuts?

487
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,976
You're [bleep] nuts.

488
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,712
I specifically asked you [bleep]wads

489
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,114
if you had a problem hiring me

490
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,150
because of the circumstances,

491
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,386
and you [bleep]holes said that you didn't.

492
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,221
And now you're firing me?

493
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,690
I will show you fired.

494
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,126
I will burn this [bleep]hole to the ground!

495
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,900
And my pillow was better!

496
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:10,074
And they say black
girls are the crazy ones.

497
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,644
Look at that. Sadie finally found

498
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,346
the beauty of her culture after all.

499
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,580
It's pretty great, right?

500
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:20,417
I knew all it would take was the right
amount of patience, encouragement...

501
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,353
And a child lock on your garbage can.

502
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,587
Whatever.

503
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,456
My little girl is finally
embracing her heritage.

504
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,658
Obviously, whatever I
said got through to her.

505
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,861
Yeah, also I pulled the
legs off of blonde Barbie.

506
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,030
- You did that for me?
- Yeah, of course.

507
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,132
That's so sweet.

508
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:38,102
I don't understand your marriage.

509
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:41,872
I made you a traditional Filipino dinner.

510
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,507
It smells in here.

511
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:44,942
Shut up and eat it!

512
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,878
- She's all me.
- Hurry up.

513
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,849
We have to go solve our
dumb neighbors' problems.