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You're a a zombie with no arms,

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how are you driving a stick shift?

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I just got a crazy text from Mitch.

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Oh, his whole phone etiquette is off.

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Yesterday he sends me an email
he's running five minutes late.

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That should be a text.

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Last week he texts me a recipe for hummus.

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Email!

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How can he not get this?

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He teaches people.

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But Mitch never texts me.

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Listen to this,

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"Hey, do you want to grab lunch
tomorrow, just you and me?"

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- What's up with that?
- No, no, no. No, no, no!

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I just sent you a text
inviting you to lunch.

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- I didn't get a text.
- Are you sure you didn't email it?

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What I meant is I accidentally
texted Angie instead.

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Why did you text me from upstairs?

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I thought it'd be cute.

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Aw, that is cute.

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Yeah, no time for cute.

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How do you unsend a text?
Where is the undo button?

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So you're the guy taking those
classes at the Apple store.

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Look, it's not that big of a deal.

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- One thing is clear.
- You have to go.

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What do you mean, "I have to go"?

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You can't make me go.

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Mistaken text or not, you
can't take back an invite.

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You'll look like a dick.

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But, Trace, the friendship
between the four of us

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is like a delicate ecosystem.

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Pairing up outside of that dynamic

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could throw the whole thing out of whack.

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Put it this way.

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Do you think Michelle Obama and Joe Biden

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are just kicking it in the Rose Garden?

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No! It's Barack and Joe and Michelle and...

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I want to say Susan?

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Russell and I don't hang out alone either,

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but he's coming with me to work tomorrow.

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Wha... it...

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He needed a quiet place to
work on his stand-up materials.

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I told him he could use an empty cubicle.

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Were you not listening
to my ecosystem lecture?

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Is that a surprise to you?

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She said, "Yes." Damn it!

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"I can't wait."

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He can't wait! Damn it!

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What are we even supposed to talk about?

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Babe, it's Mitch.

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If you ask him the right question,

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you won't have to do any talking at all.

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Jill. It's Jill Biden.

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Living the best days of our lives ♪

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Synced and Corrected by
Nsiko www.Addic7ed.com

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All right, last text,
sweetie. It's my boss.

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- Daddy?
- No.

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Okay. Back to the game.

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My turn.

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Ah! Go to jail again?

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- Yes!
- Stinker.

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Are you doing mommy-daughter
story time on Friday?

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I know I missed the last couple,
but despite what your teacher says,

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I will be there.

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I really want to put you down

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for mommy-daughter story time on Friday.

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Then do it 'cause I'll be there.

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Well, I'll just put it in pencil.

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It's easier to erase.

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And you should ask your
teacher why she lives alone.

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Actually, don't ask her.

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Seriously, don't ask her.

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Okay, Sadie, time for school.

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- You're driving.
- It never gets old!

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And that's the break room.

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- Just one more question.
- Yeah?

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Are those cupcakes in
the break room communal?

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Uh, yeah, they're leftover
from some birthday party.

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- Can I have one?
- Sure.

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Can I have six?

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I know the menu says, "Hot coffee,"

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but they're not kidding.

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Not kidding, but I appreciate hot coffee.

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Unless you wanted iced coffee.

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- Then you want it cold.
- Ice is great.

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It's the best.

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This is your cubicle.

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Oh! Ah! This is great.

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And on the D-L, I'm not actually

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just working on my standup,

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I'm writing a pilot for me to star in.

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In this environment I can focus.

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No video games like at
home where I get distract...

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Oh!

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Trace, check this out. Who am I?

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Doo!

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Blake Shelton from "The Voice."

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- Blake Shelton. Blake Shelton.
- Yeah.

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- Tracy.
- Morning, Phil.

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I need you to look over
this discovery material

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from the Carlson case.

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Uh, great. Linda, can you grab that?

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Nice to meet you, Linda. Welcome aboard.

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I've been here six years.

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I'm feeling that suit, Phil.

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John Varvatos, right?

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It's my first time
wearing it. How is the cut?

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- Is it too slim?
- No! No, no, no, no.

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No, no, you look great, man.

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No, it's dope!

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You might want to reconsider
those shoes, though.

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Got a bit of a "What are those!" vibe.

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I know you haven't seen that Vine,

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but you should check it out.

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I haven't. Good one, Blake.

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So... that's my boss.

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Damn, Phil! P-Fizzle, that's my boy.

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- Watch!
- You watch.

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I set an alarm for 55 minutes.

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Is that to feed your parking meter?

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Yeah, yeah, I have an hour,
but I have to give myself

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five minutes to walk there.

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I do seven, shorter legs!

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Makes sense!

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We're planners. Nothing wrong with that.

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When I was a kid, I made my
family and earthquake kit.

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I made an earthquake kit!

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Yeah, but I grew up in Baltimore.

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Oh!

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Let me guess. Were you a boy scout?

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Please! That gang of shiftless amateurs?

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They can never challenge
me. I started my own troop.

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"The Mitch Scouts." Our
motto, "Be over prepared."

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Our motto?

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My motto.

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Okay, off the floor, into
the wall, hits the chair,

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trampoline bounce into the box.

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I just wanted that one thing.

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- Guys, what are we doing?
- Oh, it's a game.

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We take a ball and we bounce it...

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Tim, you're supposed to be organizing
the document review for discovery,

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and Amy, I really need
the deposition transcripts.

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We all got work to do. Okay, guys?

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- Let's get on it!
- Yay... Oh.

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She's fun.

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Yeah, she ruins everything.

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I hate how she staggers our lunches

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so someone can always be answering phones.

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Oh, and she put up a
firewall so I couldn't check

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my fantasy football line up.

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What about how she stopped
that ball from going in the box?

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Amy, that was 30 seconds ago.

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Remember?

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Come on, guys. Tracy's fun.

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You just don't see her outside of work.

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Thank God.

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Hey, everybody, Tracy's great.

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I just assume she's always behind me.

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Is she behind me?

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I was always the responsible one.

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You know, by age 14 I was
practically raising my sister.

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Same thing with me and my brother.

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Sometimes I feel like I
missed out in all the fun.

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We were robbed, Angie.

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We were denied the experience of being bad,

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and it... it's not just when we were kids.

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It's the same today.

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Yeah, like two weeks ago,
when we were in Idyllwild,

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and Russell and Tracy smoked
out while we just babysat them.

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You remember how they
tried to climb that tree,

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which turned out to be a cactus?

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I was picking needles
out of that fool for days.

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I'm tired of being the caretaker.

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I want to have fun for once.

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You know what?

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Let's take back our childhoods.

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- Let's... smoke pot.
- Smoke pot?

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Shh! both: Shh...

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Yes! The universe owes us.

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Is the universe gonna pee in a cup for me

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if I get drug tested?

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I'm kidding. Let's do it!

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I'm a pediatrician.

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Do you know how much clean
urine I have access to?

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Hey, Trace. Can I talk to you for a minute?

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If it's quick. I have a minute in five.

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Is it with Rascal Flatsworth?

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Yeah, that's me.

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Listen, uh... can I tell
you something as a friend?

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Yeah.

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People hate you.

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- Huh?
- Yeah, yeah, they're...

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I mean, they're talking
about how you're all business

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and no fun and just not
cool, and boring, and awful.

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Okay, that's... not true.

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People love me around here.

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Jane, in accounting, she gives me a jar

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of persimmon jam every Christmas.

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Persimmon? That's a garbage fruit.

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Look, Tracy. I want
them to see the real you,

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the Tracy I know. "Fun Tracy."

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I can't be "Fun Tracy" at work.

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I'm their boss

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and if they don't like me, that's fine.

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I mean, does anybody like their boss?

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Yes! Yes, people love their bosses.

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The "World's Greatest Boss" mug
is a $40 billion a year industry.

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No, it's not.

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That kind of negativity
will not get you a mug.

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Okay, look.

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The important thing is
that they do their job

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so I can do mine and get
home to be a mom to Sadie.

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Yeah, but being strict isn't
the only way to motivate people.

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Did you know at Google they have segways

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and ping pong tables,
and soft-serve machines.

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We're not getting a soft-serve machine.

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Well, we should. We work hard around here.

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My point is, places like Google do it,

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and according to "Fast Company Magazine,"

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they're the forth most
innovative company in the world.

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- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah.

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Are you working on your pilot at all?

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I'm really not.

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Ah!

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What did I tell you?

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They just ask you a
couple softball questions.

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Getting a pot prescription is so easy.

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So easy!

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Except it kind of wasn't.

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Trouble sleeping?

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Falling asleep or staying asleep?

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- Falling asleep.
- No.

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- Staying asleep.
- No.

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Any digestive issues, upset stomach?

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Sometimes, but you know
what's really good for that?

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Ginger ale.

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I'm sorry.

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My friends say I can be pretty exhausting.

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Perfect, exhaustion.
Just pay on your way out.

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- No, no, no. I wasn't finished.
- We're giving it to you. Move on.

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You're ridiculous! It took me 28 seconds.

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What did you say?

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Look, I just want to get high.

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All right.

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When are we going to smoke weed?

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Oh, well, I'm on call today,

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but I have the next three days off.

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Okay, okay. I'm a college professor, so...

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Tomorrow it is!

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Linda, do you have a sec?

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I was just about to give
myself an insulin shot,

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but it can wait.

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Is this about the Carlson case?

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Oh, no, I don't want to talk about work.

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Let's talk about you.

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Why?

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Well, I figure we see each other every day,

258
00:10:19,985 --> 00:10:22,219
but what do we really
know about each other?

259
00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:24,087
So, you first.

260
00:10:24,089 --> 00:10:26,189
Okay, okay.

261
00:10:26,191 --> 00:10:28,058
Is this a trap?

262
00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,292
Linda, I got a bunch of

263
00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:31,128
the other assistants
together for a happy hour.

264
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,096
- You in?
- Oh, absolutely not.

265
00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:35,198
I like to stay late, just
in case something comes up.

266
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,400
Plus, I got an automatic feeder for my cat,

267
00:10:37,402 --> 00:10:39,770
so I'm good until midnight.

268
00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,271
You're working late.

269
00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:43,607
That is an excellent work ethic, Linda.

270
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:46,076
Yeah, that's the kind of thing a cool boss

271
00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:48,211
would probably reward.

272
00:10:53,485 --> 00:10:54,718
You know what?

273
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,153
I can finish this up.

274
00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,287
Linda, you go enjoy a margarita

275
00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,455
with your co-workers.

276
00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:00,157
Oh, I'm allergic to Tequila.

277
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,358
Really? What happens?

278
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,593
I get really slutty.

279
00:11:03,595 --> 00:11:07,130
Linda, did you just make a joke?

280
00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:09,699
I think I did.

281
00:11:09,701 --> 00:11:10,767
You two have fun.

282
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,246
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!

283
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,353
Oh!

284
00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:32,255
Just cleaning up after my crew!

285
00:11:32,257 --> 00:11:34,591
They're a little disorganized,
but I can't fire them all.

286
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:35,859
Am I right?

287
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,828
We can. Does someone need to go?

288
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:40,197
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no.

289
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,566
We just got hit with more
discovery for the Carson case.

290
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:45,068
I'm gonna need you to work
late tonight, and finish up.

291
00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,169
Ah!

292
00:11:46,171 --> 00:11:48,438
- So I can brief the client in the morning.
- Yes, sir.

293
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,974
Oh.

294
00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:53,410
Tracy, check out what
Blake showed me earlier.

295
00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:02,352
How great is Blake?

296
00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:06,623
He's the best!

297
00:12:11,638 --> 00:12:12,938
- Wow!
- Wow!

298
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,106
Yeah.

299
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,807
You're looking at ten of the top strains

300
00:12:15,809 --> 00:12:17,576
of medical great cannabis in the world.

301
00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:18,744
- Ha!
- Ooh!

302
00:12:18,746 --> 00:12:19,978
What are you guys into?

303
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:22,581
Waxes, oils, edibles, tinctures,

304
00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:25,217
dabs, medicinals, traditionals?

305
00:12:25,219 --> 00:12:26,985
We're not sure.

306
00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:28,620
What's this?

307
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:30,022
That's a lemon verbena candle.

308
00:12:30,024 --> 00:12:31,123
What does it do?

309
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,593
Uh, it makes the room smell nice.

310
00:12:34,595 --> 00:12:37,729
- Mm, that is nice.
- We'll take that for sure.

311
00:12:37,731 --> 00:12:42,434
Cool. I'll see you guys later.

312
00:12:42,436 --> 00:12:44,570
- Did you think...
- I totally thought he worked here.

313
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:51,310
- Hi, Mommy.
- Hi, sweetie.

314
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,844
I just wanted to let you
know that I'm gonna come

315
00:12:52,846 --> 00:12:55,647
to your school later for
mommy-daughter story time, okay?

316
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,450
Sadie?

317
00:12:58,452 --> 00:13:00,018
You're frozen.

318
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,320
WiFi.

319
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,723
- Bye, Mommy!
- Bye, sweetie.

320
00:13:04,725 --> 00:13:06,458
Hey, Trace, I don't know what you're doing

321
00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:08,060
around 10:00, but everybody
is donating something

322
00:13:08,062 --> 00:13:09,361
to throw off the roof.

323
00:13:09,363 --> 00:13:10,696
Tim brought in his rabbit.

324
00:13:10,698 --> 00:13:12,364
- What?
- Oh, wait!

325
00:13:12,366 --> 00:13:13,665
That's... that's two separate thoughts.

326
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,233
We're throwing stuff off the roof

327
00:13:15,235 --> 00:13:18,437
and Tim brought in his rabbit.

328
00:13:18,439 --> 00:13:19,605
You look exhausted. You okay?

329
00:13:19,607 --> 00:13:22,474
Yeah, about that...

330
00:13:22,476 --> 00:13:24,009
you know how you said
I should be "Cool Boss"?

331
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,911
- Mm-hmm. - I'm not
sure that's working.

332
00:13:25,913 --> 00:13:27,346
Oh, it's working.

333
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,647
After happy hour last night,

334
00:13:28,649 --> 00:13:30,349
they all came to see my
set at the Laugh Factory.

335
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,385
We shared a cigar in your honor.

336
00:13:33,387 --> 00:13:34,387
- Really?
- Yeah.

337
00:13:34,388 --> 00:13:35,587
Tim had a cigar.

338
00:13:35,589 --> 00:13:37,656
We all notice his cold
sore a little too late,

339
00:13:37,658 --> 00:13:40,425
but, hey, that's tomorrow's problem.

340
00:13:40,427 --> 00:13:42,461
Anyway, they love you out there.

341
00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:44,630
Wow!

342
00:13:44,632 --> 00:13:46,865
I guess... thank you!

343
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,066
Thank you!

344
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,267
Being here has given me

345
00:13:49,269 --> 00:13:51,203
a ton of great ideas for my pilot.

346
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,473
Did you know Linda was way into CrossFit?

347
00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:57,342
She got drunk last night and squatted me.

348
00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:58,977
Hey! We got to hit the links soon.

349
00:13:58,979 --> 00:14:01,380
Just let me know the time and the place,

350
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,348
and preferably a place that
allows me to golf there.

351
00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:05,784
Ooh!

352
00:14:05,786 --> 00:14:08,820
We got a whole thing going.

353
00:14:08,822 --> 00:14:10,589
Don't be jealous. Later, Phil.

354
00:14:12,459 --> 00:14:14,092
I was looking over these files, Tracy.

355
00:14:14,094 --> 00:14:15,794
I don't know what the rest of
your team was up to last night,

356
00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:18,196
but I'm incredibly disappointed.

357
00:14:18,198 --> 00:14:20,399
- I'm sorry.
- Me too.

358
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,734
I was reading the latest
issue of "Fast Company."

359
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,136
Blake turned me into it.

360
00:14:24,138 --> 00:14:25,904
And he said that sometimes
you need to fire someone

361
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,673
just to set an example.
I was thinking about

362
00:14:27,675 --> 00:14:29,675
- one of the support staff.
- But Phil...

363
00:14:29,677 --> 00:14:32,177
Probably not Linda because she's new.

364
00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:34,279
Can't get rid of Timothy.
You don't want that lawsuit.

365
00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:36,548
But that really doesn't seem necessary.

366
00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:39,017
I'm sure I can pitch in
and find time to fix this.

367
00:14:39,019 --> 00:14:41,453
Okay, well, then cancel your lunch plans

368
00:14:41,455 --> 00:14:43,055
because we got a lot to do.

369
00:14:43,057 --> 00:14:46,324
- Uh... lunch today?
- Are we fixing this or not?

370
00:14:48,162 --> 00:14:49,261
We're fixing this.

371
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,563
I like your commitment to the job, Tracy.

372
00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:53,532
Seems my buddy Blake is rubbing off on you.

373
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,106
- Ready?
- Ready!

374
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,308
Oh, the last number I
dialed on my phone was 9-1-1,

375
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:05,610
so if things go south,
we can just hit redial.

376
00:15:05,612 --> 00:15:07,813
But what if I can't
remember that when I'm high?

377
00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,815
That's why I typed out this list.

378
00:15:09,817 --> 00:15:11,616
"Things to remember when we're high."

379
00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:13,218
Ah?

380
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:15,654
- Be over prepared!
- Yeah.

381
00:15:15,656 --> 00:15:17,789
Okay, okay. Oh, you know what?

382
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:18,857
- We should document this.
- Okay.

383
00:15:18,859 --> 00:15:21,026
Okay.

384
00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:24,062
Oh, Sadie.

385
00:15:24,064 --> 00:15:26,498
You know? Up until this moment
if my little angel would ask me,

386
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,201
did I do drugs? I could say, no, but...

387
00:15:29,203 --> 00:15:30,368
today I'm doing it.

388
00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:33,472
Today daddy is ingesting an illegal drug.

389
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,540
What kind of role model am I?

390
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,976
You know what, Angie? I...

391
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,711
I... I can't do this.

392
00:15:46,442 --> 00:15:48,343
Russell, I need to talk to you.

393
00:15:48,345 --> 00:15:49,878
Is this about the
Pop-Tarts in the break room

394
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,980
because when I see brown
sugar cinnamon, you know me,

395
00:15:51,982 --> 00:15:54,249
- Tracy, I lose control.
- No!

396
00:15:54,251 --> 00:15:56,618
Thanks to you, my entire
team dropped the ball

397
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,420
on the Carlson case, and now
I have to work through lunch

398
00:15:58,422 --> 00:16:00,422
and miss story time at Sadie's school.

399
00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:01,757
Oof! I'm sorry about that.

400
00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:03,025
You probably should have pushed back

401
00:16:03,027 --> 00:16:04,793
when I brought the whole
"Cool Boss" thing yesterday?

402
00:16:04,795 --> 00:16:08,530
Do you have any idea what
is like to be a working mom?

403
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,165
I do not.

404
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,367
If being a task master
at work means I get home

405
00:16:12,369 --> 00:16:14,102
a little bit sooner to see my daughter,

406
00:16:14,104 --> 00:16:15,404
then so be it!

407
00:16:15,406 --> 00:16:17,506
If I could fire you, I would,

408
00:16:17,508 --> 00:16:18,907
but you don't even work here.

409
00:16:21,011 --> 00:16:23,178
- Tracy...
- Russell, please go!

410
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:28,050
Fine! But before I do,
let me say one thing.

411
00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:30,686
We carpooled.

412
00:16:30,688 --> 00:16:32,654
What time do we go home?

413
00:16:33,624 --> 00:16:36,992
I want to punch you in the nuts, Mitch.

414
00:16:36,994 --> 00:16:39,027
We were supposed to do this together,

415
00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:42,965
but now I'm about to
be very high by myself!

416
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:44,766
I'm gonna have to go to
church twice on Sunday

417
00:16:44,768 --> 00:16:46,068
to make up for this.

418
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:47,369
I'm sorry, but...

419
00:16:47,371 --> 00:16:48,604
You know? Maybe this is better.

420
00:16:48,606 --> 00:16:50,005
This way I can make sure
you're gonna be okay.

421
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,640
- It's what I'm best at.
- No!

422
00:16:51,642 --> 00:16:53,775
The whole reason we did this
was to not be responsible

423
00:16:53,777 --> 00:16:56,111
for once in our lives.

424
00:16:56,113 --> 00:16:57,646
There it is.

425
00:16:57,648 --> 00:17:00,882
Ohh, yeah...

426
00:17:00,884 --> 00:17:03,485
Angie, you know, being
responsible is in my DNA.

427
00:17:03,487 --> 00:17:05,687
As... as a kid it was for my mom and Sam,

428
00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:07,089
and now it's for Tracy and Sadie.

429
00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:08,790
It's just something I can't change!

430
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,659
I'm not asking you to change, Mitch.

431
00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:12,294
I'm asking you to take a break!

432
00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:15,631
And besides, none of those
women are here right now.

433
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:17,633
Your mom, Sam...

434
00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:19,167
Tracy...

435
00:17:19,169 --> 00:17:20,936
the little one.

436
00:17:20,938 --> 00:17:24,072
I want to say Sandy?

437
00:17:25,476 --> 00:17:29,578
We care so much about other people, Mitch,

438
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:33,915
but sometimes we need to
just care about ourselves.

439
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,150
We didn't do that growing up,

440
00:17:35,152 --> 00:17:38,220
and we missed out on a lot!

441
00:17:38,222 --> 00:17:41,857
And today, finally we had a chance

442
00:17:41,859 --> 00:17:43,358
to get a piece of that back,

443
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:48,363
and I just wished that you
had taken this journey with me.

444
00:17:48,365 --> 00:17:50,499
What?

445
00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:53,368
Go, Mitch!

446
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:56,672
Wait, why did you say, "What?"

447
00:17:56,674 --> 00:17:58,140
That's what you did. I thought that's how

448
00:17:58,142 --> 00:17:59,274
we were supposed to do it.

449
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,079
Hey, Tracy, you want to join us

450
00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:05,814
for a birthday party in the break room?

451
00:18:05,816 --> 00:18:08,850
I can't, Linda, I'm supposed
to be meeting Phil over lunch.

452
00:18:08,852 --> 00:18:10,552
I think you're gonna want to come.

453
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:12,287
It's for Russell.

454
00:18:14,692 --> 00:18:16,625
It's not his birthday.

455
00:18:16,627 --> 00:18:18,126
I'll take care of this.

456
00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:22,197
Hey, uh, how solid do
you think his marriage is?

457
00:18:24,468 --> 00:18:26,835
Rock solid.

458
00:18:26,837 --> 00:18:28,704
Yeah.

459
00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:30,872
Are you really not gonna come, Phil?

460
00:18:30,874 --> 00:18:32,441
Not today, Blake. Too busy.

461
00:18:32,443 --> 00:18:33,975
Come one, P-Fizzle,

462
00:18:33,977 --> 00:18:36,745
take an hour to help celebrate my birth

463
00:18:36,747 --> 00:18:39,381
and I'll pay the green fees
at Roosevelt this weekend.

464
00:18:39,383 --> 00:18:40,716
I'm unbeatable Roosevelt.

465
00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:42,150
You never played my way.

466
00:18:42,152 --> 00:18:44,619
Moscow Mules on the front
nine, Long Islands on the back.

467
00:18:44,621 --> 00:18:48,156
By the time we get to 15, we're either
gonna be passed out or making out.

468
00:18:48,158 --> 00:18:50,525
You're a maniac!

469
00:18:53,197 --> 00:18:55,363
- Get in there!
- Try and stop me!

470
00:18:57,534 --> 00:19:00,402
- Russell...
- Before you say anything,

471
00:19:00,404 --> 00:19:01,870
I know it's not my birthday,

472
00:19:01,872 --> 00:19:03,638
but I figured this way
if I can distract Phil

473
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,307
for an hour, you could... I don't know,

474
00:19:05,309 --> 00:19:09,411
sneak out and go read a story?

475
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,446
You did all this, so that I could...

476
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:14,182
Go see Sadie.

477
00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:15,517
Thank you, Russell.

478
00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:17,185
Now get out of here.

479
00:19:17,187 --> 00:19:18,720
By the time you get back,
I'm going to be partner.

480
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,822
- What?
- Nothing.

481
00:19:20,824 --> 00:19:22,557
Hey, hey, another black dude!

482
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:24,126
Hey, I've been looking
for you for three days.

483
00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:28,764
Okay, okay. How about this one?

484
00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:32,033
- Okay.
- Snap, Crackle, Pop?

485
00:19:32,035 --> 00:19:35,704
Kill Snap, marry Crackle...

486
00:19:35,706 --> 00:19:37,672
Crackle?

487
00:19:37,674 --> 00:19:39,407
You're going to marry Crackle?

488
00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:41,209
I don't see that working out.

489
00:19:41,211 --> 00:19:44,446
I'm just being honest.

490
00:19:44,448 --> 00:19:46,047
- Can I be honest?
- What?

491
00:19:46,049 --> 00:19:48,016
That text that I sent you a few days ago,

492
00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:50,118
that was an accident.

493
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,153
I knew it.

494
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:52,954
No, no, but you know what?

495
00:19:52,956 --> 00:19:54,289
You know what, I'm glad it happened

496
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:57,726
because yesterday I thought
that marijuana was bad,

497
00:19:57,728 --> 00:19:59,528
and that you and I would
have nothing in common,

498
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:02,130
but to...

499
00:20:02,132 --> 00:20:06,768
I'm high and you might be the
coolest person I've ever met.

500
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,137
- Nancy Reagan lied to me.
- What?

501
00:20:09,139 --> 00:20:11,439
The 80s, the war on drugs, just say "no."

502
00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:13,008
They told me my brain was an egg.

503
00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:15,644
Ooh! Eggs! Favorite kind of omelet?

504
00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:17,078
Go! Denver!

505
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,681
What were we so scared of, Angie?

506
00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:20,849
It's just pot.

507
00:20:20,851 --> 00:20:22,484
I'll tell you what I was scared of.

508
00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:25,387
Anything that would hurt my
chances of becoming a doctor.

509
00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:28,723
You know what doesn't look good when
you're applying to medical school?

510
00:20:28,725 --> 00:20:31,293
Prison time.

511
00:20:31,295 --> 00:20:33,628
You know what else didn't help my chances?

512
00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:38,166
Using my real name. D'Angela.

513
00:20:39,336 --> 00:20:41,603
You know what my real name is?

514
00:20:41,605 --> 00:20:44,039
Mitchell.

515
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:48,777
I like you, Mitchell. I'm gonna keep you.

516
00:20:48,779 --> 00:20:50,912
What's going on, guys?

517
00:20:50,914 --> 00:20:53,381
Look who smoked out.

518
00:20:53,383 --> 00:20:55,851
- Oh!
- Why would you think that?

519
00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:58,520
Oh, I don't know, D'Angela.

520
00:20:58,522 --> 00:21:00,655
No! No, no, no. It's not that.

521
00:21:00,657 --> 00:21:02,557
We're... we're having an affair.

522
00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:06,628
- He has a white
ding-dong? -