1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:04,159 - Have any homework this weekend? - A little. 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,390 Why don't you get started on it tonight. 3 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:07,629 But it's only Friday. 4 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,075 I know, but if you do it tonight, you won't worry. 5 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:11,554 I'm not worried. 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,631 Hey. What are you guys up to tonight? 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,189 - Jake's gonna do his homework. - Why? 8 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,148 It's only Friday. 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,437 Let me tell you something about Charlie. 10 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,558 He was a lousy student. He always put off doing his homework... 11 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,474 ...and his grades reflected it. - Seems like he's doing okay now. 12 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,793 - Go get your books. - I left my books at Mom's. 13 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,919 - Fine. I'll have her bring them over. - Okay. They're in my bag. 14 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,952 Go get them. 15 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,151 Okay. Well, don't wait up. 16 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,719 - Pretty confident, huh? - Yeah. 17 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,314 Thus, the "don't wait up." 18 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,630 Didn't you meet this girl a couple of days ago? 19 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:02,110 Yup. So tonight's the night. You know, the three-day rule. 20 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,759 That's the three-date rule. 21 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,958 Three dates? That's crazy talk. 22 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,919 All right. If you bring her back here, please be discreet. 23 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,230 Don't worry. First night's always at her place. 24 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,870 - Is that another rule? - No. It's just a common courtesy. 25 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,192 A woman's more relaxed and comfortable in her own surroundings. 26 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,557 Plus, the minute she falls asleep, I can hit the bricks. 27 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,280 That's lovely. It's a shame you don't work for Hallmark. 28 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:31,591 Yeah, I'll bet those guys get laid like crazy. 29 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,431 - Goodnight, buddy. - Night. 30 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,478 What happened to my chicken nuggets? 31 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,471 What are you talking about? You ate them. 32 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,756 Now, stop procrastinating and do your homework. 33 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,513 What does procrastinating mean? 34 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,319 It means putting off stuff that you have to do. 35 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,633 - Can you use it in a sentence? - I just did. 36 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,553 Oh, yeah. 37 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,315 Did I tell you a bug flew in my ear today? 38 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,272 Charlie? 39 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,828 - You asleep? - What? No. 40 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,594 No. You? 41 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,399 Listen, I have to get up early tomorrow, so... 42 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,518 - You want me to leave? - Do you mind? 43 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,114 No, I'm cool either way: Stay or go. 44 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,918 Okay. 45 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,992 So I'm going? 46 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,034 Thanks, you're a doll. 47 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:32,748 You know, I actually prefer waking up in my own bed. 48 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,192 Personal little quirk. 49 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,149 - You don't mind, right? - Not at all. 50 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,231 Good. 51 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:44,109 So this worked out well for all concerned, huh? 52 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,396 It was fantastic. We'll have to do it again. 53 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,632 Absolutely. 54 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,475 - But not tonight? - No. 55 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:58,839 - Okay. Well, I'll call you. - It's probably easier if I call you. 56 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,834 Sure. Either way. 57 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,036 - I call you, you call me. - I'll call you. 58 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,677 Good. 59 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,593 - So I guess I'll just let myself out. - Okay. 60 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,236 Sherri, you asleep? 61 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,834 Finally. 62 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,869 - How was school this week? - Okay. 63 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:04,191 - Any homework for the weekend? - Nope. 64 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,633 - Really? - Okay, yes. 65 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,396 Do we have to go through this every Friday? 66 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,630 I'd rather we didn't. 67 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,479 Curly fries. 68 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,029 When I was your age, we didn't even have curly fries. 69 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,033 We had to make do with straight or crinkle cut. 70 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,350 - What? - I'm just trying to distract you... 71 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,795 ...while I steal your fries. - Hey. 72 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,916 Jake, don't be selfish. Let him have one. 73 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,798 So no date tonight? 74 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,712 I thought I'd just hang with you guys. 75 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:39,350 - What about that girl you're seeing? - Sherri? I'm playing that slow. 76 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,114 Really? Do you mean at a leisurely pace... 77 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,874 ...or as if you were developmentally challenged? 78 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,748 Oh, aren't you clever? Bite me. 79 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,476 Alan, most beautiful women are used to guys... 80 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,517 ...chasing after them. They expect it. 81 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,592 Squeeze a little more ketchup on it, would you, buddy? 82 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,149 However, if you hang back and stay cool... 83 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,390 ...the women come to you. 84 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:08,037 Well, not to you specifically, but you get the theory. 85 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,475 Yeah, I'm not stupid. Just physically repellent... 86 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,596 ...and inherently unlovable. 87 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,593 Don't get snippy with me. I'm trying to teach you something. 88 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,274 Hey, I agreed to one. 89 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,352 If you're finished with dinner, get started on homework. 90 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,636 I'm still hungry. He ate all my fries. 91 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,394 You can have ice cream when you've done your homework. 92 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,676 Isn't that procrastinating? 93 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,991 Go. 94 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,675 Man, that kid guards his plate like a one-armed inmate, doesn't he? 95 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,593 Hello? Oh, hey, Sherri. 96 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,318 How's it going? 97 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,438 Tonight? No, I'm sorry, I can't. I've already got plans. 98 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,995 How about tomorrow night? Oh, you've got plans. 99 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,276 Okay. Well, Sunday? 100 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,110 Monday? 101 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,352 What about Tuesday? You know what? 102 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:10,399 I'm looking at the wrong month in my date book. Tonight works. 103 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,396 How about I pick you up at 8? 104 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,991 Okay, I'll meet you at 7. 105 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,718 How about Antonio's? 106 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,472 The Oak Room it is. 107 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,710 See you soon. 108 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:29,310 - What just happened? - You were playing it slow. 109 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,875 - Everything okay? - No, perfect, Stephan. Thanks. 110 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,110 Always good to see you. 111 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,916 I liked it too. 112 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,391 So you must be a regular here. 113 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,710 Yeah. Food's good and I bring a lot of clients. 114 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,996 Speaking of which, it's getting kind of late. 115 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,754 - I've got an early meeting tomorrow. - I'll get the check. 116 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,239 I already took care of it. 117 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,436 - When? - You were in the little boys' room. 118 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,797 - That's not right. - It's fine. I asked you out. No big deal. 119 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,474 No, you shouldn't call it "the little boys' room." 120 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,799 - Sorry. - You're forgiven. 121 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:06,949 So we can just go. 122 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,550 If it's okay, I wanna go back to my place. 123 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,109 Oh, great. I'll follow you. 124 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,475 I don't think so, Charlie. I'm kind of tired. 125 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,838 Okay. Well, how about this? 126 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,310 I'll drive you home, carry you upstairs, tuck you into bed... 127 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,631 ...kiss you good night, and just as you're drifting off to sleep... 128 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:27,395 ...I will lick your body from head to toe. 129 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,151 Lovely as that sounds, I'm gonna have to take a rain check. 130 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,640 Okay. Yeah, I guess it is getting kind of late. 131 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,712 - It's almost 9. - Thanks for understanding. 132 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:42,998 - Sure. Hey, we're okay, right? - Yeah. 133 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,390 - Did I say something to upset you? - No. 134 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:46,879 - Are you mad at me? - No. 135 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,917 - Promise? - Yes. 136 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:52,277 Do I sound like a big old girl? 137 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,512 Why didn't you do this part? 138 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,796 That's extra credit. You don't have to do it. 139 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,157 - Why don't you do it anyway? - Because I don't have to. 140 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,754 It shows that you're willing to make an extra effort. 141 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,275 But I'm not. 142 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,475 - Do it anyway. - Why? 143 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,551 If you spent as much time doing the work... 144 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,711 ...as you do arguing about it, we'd be done. 145 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,633 I am done. This is extra. 146 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,478 - Hey. - Hey. 147 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,710 You're home early. 148 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,911 Alan, if you got something to say... 149 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,150 ...why don't you just come out and say it? 150 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,118 You're home early? 151 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,794 Yeah, that's smart. Keep pushing me. 152 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:49,230 - Did you see that? - Yeah, he took my ice cream. 153 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,711 Hey, neighbor. 154 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,159 Hi, Rose. 155 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:07,108 - Didn't you have dessert with Sherri? - How did you know I was with Sherri? 156 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,113 Oh, Charlie, you still don't get me, do you? 157 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:15,069 - So do you wanna talk about it? - No. 158 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,914 She probably just had to get up early, like she said. 159 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,399 Probably. 160 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,755 Unless her real date didn't start until later... 161 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,115 ...and she just didn't wanna eat alone. 162 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,589 What? 163 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,876 Oh, come on, Charlie. Double-booking. 164 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,359 You practically invented it. 165 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,711 No, she wouldn't do that to me. Why would she do that to me? 166 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,031 Did she do that to me? She did that to me, didn't she? 167 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,359 - Excuse me? - Sorry. 168 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,114 I was just taking a little selfish delight in your pain. 169 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,077 The Germans call it "schadenfreude"... 170 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,674 ...but here in the U.S.A., we just go: 171 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,555 - Thanks. - Oh, Charlie... 172 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:01,315 ...you don't need a girl like that. You could do so much better. 173 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,037 You're right. I can. 174 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,997 She doesn't call when she says she will. 175 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:09,550 She won't let me sleep over. She's obviously seeing other guys. 176 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,790 So why can't I get her out of my head? 177 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:16,670 Okay, that's not where I was going, but let's review: 178 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:20,549 She's gorgeous, but she's also self-centered... 179 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,154 ...she's promiscuous, she's commitment-phobic... 180 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,436 - Oh, my God. - What? 181 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,637 I'm dating myself. 182 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,919 No wonder the sex is so good. 183 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,116 Trust me. You'll feel better having this done. 184 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,238 - We'll have the weekend to have fun. - What if we don't have fun? 185 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,755 Then all this studying will be for nothing. 186 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,875 That's just a risk we'll have to take. 187 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,679 Now, what year did Magellan circumnavigate the globe? 188 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,990 - It's not gonna be on the test. - Maybe not. 189 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,752 It wouldn't hurt for you to know it. 190 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,150 Why would I wanna know something I don't have to? 191 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,834 Because maybe you'll need to know it in the future. 192 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,230 Well, then, that's when I'll learn it. 193 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,878 Why can't you just learn it now? 194 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,156 There's only so much space in my brain... 195 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:13,836 ...that if you put Magellan in there, I might forget my locker combination. 196 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,353 - Charlie, help me out here. - What? 197 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,318 Jake doesn't think he needs to know anything about Magellan. 198 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,152 What's Magellan? 199 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,635 Okay, I'm out of here. Won't be late. 200 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:31,588 Oh, I'm sorry. Bad news from the clinic? 201 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,553 No. I'm just taking Sherri out for a nice dinner... 202 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,950 ...after which I plan to gently but firmly... 203 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,190 ...extricate myself from the relationship. 204 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,916 So she got bad news from the clinic? 205 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,997 There's no bad news. There's no clinic. 206 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,832 - I'm just ending it. - Why? 207 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,594 Because she's a self-centered, manipulative narcissist. 208 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,751 So are you. 209 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,272 Hello. 210 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,673 He said "narcissist." 211 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,070 It's not a dirty word. 212 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,879 What does it mean? 213 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,349 If you wanna know, look it up in the dictionary. 214 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,112 Okay. 215 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,468 He's not coming back. 216 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,999 - Thank you, Steven. - It's "Stephan." 217 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,673 Sure, it is. 218 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,880 Listen, Sherri, we need to talk. 219 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:40,591 - You're a terrific woman, but... - You look so hot tonight. 220 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,234 Really? 221 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,956 - That was incredible. - Yeah, it was, wasn't it? 222 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,031 It's funny how things work out. 223 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,555 An hour ago I wasn't feeling too good about us. 224 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,597 I gotta get up early again tomorrow. 225 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,318 So if you don't mind... 226 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,318 There you go, Elvis. Peanut butter and bananas. 227 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,520 - My mom cuts it diagonally. - Yeah? 228 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,717 Well, that's the way I learned to cut it in prison. 229 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,914 Thank you? 230 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,352 Alan, got a riddle for you: 231 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,478 What's short, picky and only supposed to be here on weekends? 232 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,074 I'll give you a hint: It's your kid. 233 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,838 I know. I know. His mother decided... 234 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,798 ...she had to go to Palm Springs to rejuvenate herself. 235 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,112 Detox? 236 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,956 No, a health spa. Six hundred dollars a day... 237 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,236 ...for meditation and colonics. 238 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,512 How in the hell do you meditate... 239 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,990 ...when someone's squirting water up your business? 240 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,040 I don't think they happen simultaneously, Berta. 241 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,033 That's good, because it could be very distracting. 242 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,397 I can't even pee when the cat's watching me. 243 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,756 Nobody answer the phone! 244 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,559 Please, let it be her. Please, please, please. 245 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,350 No, wait. Berta, you answer it. 246 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,910 No, no, no! Let it ring. 247 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,589 No, answer it. 248 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,637 - Harper residence. - I'm not here. 249 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,155 - Yeah, he's here. - Okay, I'm here. 250 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,431 Jake, it's your mother! 251 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:30,192 So how's it going down there? You struck oil yet? 252 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,875 Charlie, what is going on with you? 253 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,033 - What? - What do you mean, "what"? 254 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,555 You're spending half your time drinking and moping. 255 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,551 The other half sleeping and throwing up. 256 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,870 You haven't been out of the house all week. 257 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,157 You want me to go out like this in public? 258 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,116 If you feel so strongly about this girl, why don't you just call her? 259 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,271 Yeah, sure, I could call her. 260 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,671 I could also FedEx her my testicles in a little silk bag. 261 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,750 All the more reason to call first and give her a heads-up. 262 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,878 Alan, don't you understand? This isn't about dating anymore. 263 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,589 It's not even about sex. It's about self-respect and pride. 264 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,470 Yeah, well, I think that ship has sailed, Charlie. 265 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,634 See, the problem is she doesn't need me. 266 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,588 So I need to figure out a way to show her... 267 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,558 ...that I don't need her just as much as she doesn't need me. 268 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,836 But without seeming needy. 269 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,076 You see my dilemma? 270 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,115 Actually, I think I do. 271 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,556 You feel like I felt when Judith kicked me out. 272 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:40,438 All right, if you're gonna mock me, this conversation's over. 273 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:48,069 - Who took my sandwich? - Go do your homework. 274 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,349 Unbelievable. 275 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,837 - I'm glad you were free tonight. - I'm glad I was home when you called. 276 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,389 I would've called sooner, but it's been a crazy week. 277 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,312 It's okay. I understand. 278 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,710 - Oh, Charlie, I want you. - Are you sure? 279 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,916 - Oh, yeah. - How much? 280 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,435 - Can't you tell? - I wanna hear it. 281 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,716 I need you. I ache for you. 282 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,356 Okay, then. 283 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,116 - What are you doing? - I've gotta get home. 284 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,952 I got an early meeting. 285 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,188 - What? - Beat you to it this time, didn't I? 286 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,551 What are you talk...? What kind of game are you playing here? 287 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,429 The same game you're playing, only tonight, I win. 288 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,957 Really? What is it that you're winning? 289 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,590 Charlie, I'm lying here hungry for your body and you're walking away. 290 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,513 So, what exactly is it that you're winning? 291 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,312 You know. 292 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,111 - Get out. - It's too late. 293 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,840 You can't kick me out. I already said I'm leaving. 294 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,397 Hey. 295 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,552 - So how'd it go? - Great. 296 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,393 I took control. I regained my self-respect. 297 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,676 I walked out of there with my head held high. 298 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,594 Good for you. Good for you. So you're done beating yourself up? 299 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,192 Not quite. 300 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,837 Jake, wait till we get inside. 301 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,998 I'm hungry. Uncle Charlie's in there. 302 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,513 I see your point. 303 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,989 At the risk of asking a foolish question... 304 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,798 ...you got any homework this weekend? 305 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,032 - Nope. Did it at school. - Really? 306 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:57,513 - Yup. Did it during detention. - Jake, why did you have detention? 307 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,875 Because I didn't do my homework yesterday. 308 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,279 So you did yesterday's homework and today's homework? 309 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,715 Yup. The extra-credit section and everything. 310 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:10,317 - Oh, great. I'll look it over. - Okay, I didn't do it. 311 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,750 - Jake, why do you keep lying? - Because I thought you trusted me. 312 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,873 The detention part was true. 313 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,757 Hi, Charlie. 314 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,480 Hey, Rose. What's going on? 315 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,518 I just stopped by to say I'm sorry things didn't work out... 316 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,513 ...with you and Sherri. - Yeah. Thanks. 317 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,478 And I'm sorry for my schadenfreude the other day. 318 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,916 I've been riddled with "glaukenschtuken" ever since. 319 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,719 - Glauken...? - Schtuken. 320 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,475 It means: " Feeling guilty for having felt schadenfreude." 321 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,996 - They've got a word for that? - Not yet. 322 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,993 But I'm hoping "glaukenschtuken" catches on. 323 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,435 I'll do my part. 324 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,596 You know, something good did come out of all this: 325 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,111 Watching you obsess over Sherri... 326 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,113 ...really helped me understand my obsession for you. 327 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:09,068 I mean, you never return my calls. You always see other women. 328 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,310 You never knowingly let me sleep over. 329 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,755 And yet, I've never been able to get you out of my head. 330 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,717 - Interesting. - Isn't it? 331 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:24,510 But now that I understand it, I feel somehow free of it. 332 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,230 Well, that's great, Rose. It sounds like a real healthy breakthrough. 333 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,996 Yeah. And the best part is now that the fog of obsession has lifted... 334 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:37,597 ...I can stop idealizing you, and see you for who you really are. 335 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,870 And who would that be? 336 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:45,079 An emotionally scarred and deeply flawed human being. 337 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,598 Who will one day bless me... 338 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,799 ...with emotionally scarred and deeply flawed children. 339 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,079 Rose. 340 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,510 Just hold me. 341 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,156 I like the names Mike and Trudy. 342 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,271 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 343 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,431 [ENGLISH] 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net