1 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,592 Crap. 2 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,554 Oopsie. 3 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,353 Oh, Charlie! 4 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,839 Okay, I guess I'll give you a call. 5 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,750 Alrighty, that'd be great. 6 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:05,917 Sounds good. Looking forward to it. 7 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,473 Bye-bye now. 8 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,111 Swell. 9 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,552 Hey, Alan. You know how to say: 10 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,159 "Please go faster," in Polish? 11 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,910 - Funny language, isn't it? - Yeah, hilarious. 12 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,953 The earthquake hit Sherman Oaks a lot harder than Malibu. 13 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:30,118 - What earthquake? - What earthquake? 14 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,754 About an hour ago. You didn't feel the house shaking? 15 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,995 Unbelievable. You actually thought that was you? 16 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,033 No, I thought it was her, you know, because of me. 17 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,794 The good news is, unless they report it on Polish TV... 18 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,479 ...I still get the credit. 19 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,396 I'm thrilled for you. Anyway, Judith called. 20 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,955 A pipe broke, soaked her living room carpet... 21 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,912 ...and she's completely freaking out. 22 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,271 Yeah, well, that's the difference between wife and ex-wife. 23 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,517 With ex-wife, you don't even have to pretend to care. 24 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,391 Well, I'm sorry. I can't be that callous. 25 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,352 Have you even tried? 26 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,958 She's the mother of my son. I'm concerned about her welfare. 27 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,230 I told her she could stay here until repairs. 28 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,715 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. Back up. 29 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:20,276 When you told her, did you have, like, a sarcastic chuckle in your voice? 30 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,716 Like, you know, " Yeah, right, Judith, you can stay here." 31 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,555 - It's just for a couple of days. - A couple of days? 32 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,228 Jack The Ripper just killed a couple of prostitutes. 33 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,714 It was still wrong. 34 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:33,957 - Do you want me to put her in a hotel? - Yeah, put her in a hotel. 35 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,789 Put her in a space capsule. Put her in a catapult and see how far she flies. 36 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,558 Charlie, I can't do that to her. 37 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,955 Again, have you even tried? 38 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,675 - She's afraid of another quake. - Well, what about what I'm afraid of? 39 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,872 - What are you afraid of? - Oh, let's see. Large birds. Small bugs. 40 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,117 Unplanned pregnancies. And your ex-wife living in my house. 41 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,359 Come on, Charlie. She's just a small, frightened woman. 42 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,358 There are no small, frightened women. That's a myth. 43 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,711 Perpetrated by the large, angry women who secretly run the world. 44 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:05,196 I think it would be healthy for Jake to see his mother and father... 45 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,913 ...living together as friends. 46 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,519 Oh, Alan, grow up. 47 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,792 As long as he's got pizza with cheese and TV with 150 channels... 48 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,838 ...he doesn't give a rat's ass what you guys do. 49 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,076 Now that I think about it, neither do I. 50 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,756 That had better be a big, pregnant bird covered with spiders. 51 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,554 - I don't know how to thank you. - I'm glad you're okay. 52 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,435 Charlie, I know this is a big imposition. I really appreciate you inviting me. 53 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,190 I thought she should know this was your idea. 54 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,868 Actually, I had several other ideas. Wanna hear them? 55 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,831 Tell Jake you're here. I'll take your bags. 56 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,519 Thank you, Alan. Thank you both. 57 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,955 I promise I'll be out of here in a couple of days. 58 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,430 - Judith, sit down. I've got it covered. - No. I can pitch in. 59 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,518 Where do you keep the salad tongs? Wait, I got them. 60 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,394 - Better use the wooden ones. - What's wrong with these? 61 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,836 I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet. 62 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,399 This is a regular occurrence? 63 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:15,628 - You'd think I'd learn. - And you keep them in the kitchen? 64 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,628 I used to hang them in the bathroom, but it freaked some chicks out. 65 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:24,399 He's just kidding with you. Use the wooden ones. 66 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,359 I don't want any salad. 67 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,633 - Well, you have to have some. - Dad doesn't make me have salad. 68 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,159 Alan? 69 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,954 He's exaggerating. We have salad all the time. 70 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,669 I just don't eat it. 71 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,433 It's kind of our compromise. 72 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,790 Okay. Fine. Your house, your rules. 73 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,355 Technically, it's my house, his rules. 74 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,915 Of course. Just have a little salad. 75 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,551 So I spoke with the plumbing company... 76 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,591 ...and they'll be there in the morning. 77 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,234 So I'll drop off Jake and meet them on my way to work. 78 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,192 - Thank you, Alan. - You're welcome. 79 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,633 This is really weird. 80 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,075 Why? Your mom and I may not be living together anymore, but we're still friends. 81 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:07,317 I don't flip off my friends when I talk to them on the phone. 82 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,551 Nice shooting. 83 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,318 Two with one bullet. 84 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,072 Well, if either of us did, in fact, do that, it was wrong. 85 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:20,716 The important thing is we're making an effort to be nicer to each other. 86 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,037 That's right. And your mom staying here is a good example of that. 87 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,559 Very nicely put, Alan. 88 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,672 If we leave now, we can be in Mexico in two hours. 89 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:34,919 Hey. 90 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:36,633 Hey. 91 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,751 - Where's Alan? - Don't know. 92 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,436 Mind if I join you? 93 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,239 Sure. 94 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,632 Thanks again for your hospitality. 95 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,679 Don't mention it. 96 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,119 You know, the TV in your room works. 97 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,310 Oh, okay. Good to know. 98 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,112 I just tucked Jake in. He loves you very much. 99 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,470 Yeah. I love him too. 100 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,477 You got cable, satellite, DVD. The whole shebang. 101 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,591 Great. 102 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,510 I'm surprised you're home on a Saturday night. 103 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,870 What, with your fun bachelor lifestyle. 104 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,640 Well, I got laid this morning. 105 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,640 So I thought I'd kick back tonight. 106 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,952 Oh, my. Well, isn't that something. 107 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,595 - Nice girl? - I guess. 108 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,279 She doesn't speak English. 109 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,832 Well, hey. What are you guys doing? 110 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,473 Just watching a little TV. 111 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,592 - What's on? - I don't know. I just sat down. 112 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,831 Oh, we've seen this movie before. 113 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,439 - No, we didn't. - Sure we have. 114 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,029 That guy's girlfriend turns out to be the murderer. 115 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,118 Really? I did not know that. 116 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,436 Oh, right. And she's not really a girl. 117 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,395 I did not know that either. 118 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,757 - When did we see this? - The first movie after Jake was born. 119 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,712 Oh, right. 120 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,990 It was so hard to leave him with the sitter. 121 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,555 As soon as we got to the door, the sobbing started. 122 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,796 Yeah, well, it was hard for me. 123 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,150 You were such a softy. 124 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,952 Alcohol. 125 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,397 While you're up, you wanna make popcorn? 126 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,159 - Sure. - No butter for me. 127 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:32,918 Got it. 128 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,749 - Hey, Charlie. - Hey, Rose. 129 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,991 Anybody here? 130 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,953 Good. 131 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,913 Jeez. 132 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:15,149 - I'm sorry. I thought you were asleep. - That's all right. Relax. 133 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,751 - You sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine. 134 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,837 - Where's Alan? - He took Jake to school... 135 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,919 ...then went to meet with the plumber. - Right, right. Okay, I'll leave you to it. 136 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,039 Charlie, wait. 137 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,754 This is your home. Sit down. Drink your coffee. 138 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,393 Okay. 139 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,554 Oh, and I'm white trash. 140 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,918 What are you, a farm animal? 141 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,915 - What? - That's your brother's ex-wife out there. 142 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,872 I know who she is. 143 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:31,390 Oh, no, no. She's just staying here because of the earthquake. 144 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,797 I'm not. I would never. I couldn't. 145 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,549 Okay, I could. But I'm not. 146 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:42,115 Yeah. That's what I used to stay about my stepbrother, Cousin Dewey. 147 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,155 How's it going? Used to having your mom here? 148 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,158 Nope. You? 149 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,149 I'm still thinking Mexico. 150 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,756 I liked it better when they weren't talking. 151 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:02,315 Can't get away with much when they compare notes. 152 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,677 It's hell. 153 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,871 Jake, your mom wants to say goodbye. 154 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,278 - She's leaving? - Just for a little while. 155 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,036 - Where's she going? - Just out to dinner. 156 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,232 You know, with a friend. I guess it's a date of some sort. 157 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,798 She's going on a date? 158 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,192 Of some sort. 159 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,596 - And you're okay with this? - Oh, yeah. 160 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,349 We talked about it. I think it's a sign of maturity that our relationship... 161 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,791 ...has evolved enough that we can be honest that we see other people. 162 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:37,197 Yeah, except the people you're seeing are in magazines and videos. 163 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,515 Hey, I told you to stay out of my room. 164 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,390 And that's not the point. If I were dating... 165 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,273 ...she'd be just as supportive of me as I am of her. 166 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,553 We're no longer ex-husband and ex-wife. We are friends getting on with our lives. 167 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,478 She's happy and I'm happy. 168 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:56,274 - Okay. I'm leaving. - Oh, have fun. 169 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,032 Wow, I'm impressed. 170 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,994 What happened to my jealous, tightly-wrapped, neurotic brother? 171 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,875 Oh, there he is. 172 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,595 Well, well, well. 173 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:31,638 - Alan? - Oh, you remember me? 174 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,273 What are you doing up so late? 175 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,108 That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing. 176 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,197 Don't tell me you were waiting up for me? 177 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,470 This isn't about what I was doing, Judith. 178 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,999 No, no. 179 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,953 This is about what you were doing until... 180 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,113 ...now. 181 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,113 I told you I had a date. You said you were fine with it. 182 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:57,079 In theory, I was. In practice, I think we can both see I'm not. 183 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,348 What did you want me to do, sit here and do nothing? 184 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:03,233 Why not? It was good enough for me. 185 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,715 You know what, you haven't changed at all. 186 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,549 You're still the same neurotic, overbearing, control freak I threw out. 187 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:13,548 Neurotic? Maybe. Overbearing? Perhaps. But you know what? 188 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,228 You're not gonna throw me out, because I have changed. 189 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,591 Tonight, I'm leaving you. 190 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:32,117 As it turns out, a distinction without a difference. 191 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,919 Fine, Alan. Suit yourself. 192 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,918 Where's Dad? 193 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,676 - He's at our house. - How come? 194 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,075 Well, we decided we needed a little time apart. 195 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,710 Isn't that why you got a divorce? 196 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,513 It's hard to explain, Jake. 197 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:55,279 - Do I get any presents this time? - No. 198 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,711 What happens now? You gonna live here? 199 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,270 - No. - Are you gonna buy a new house? 200 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,038 No. 201 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,038 Wanna go to Mexico with me and Uncle Charlie? 202 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,111 - Good morning. - Good morning. 203 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,639 Where's Alan? 204 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,513 - Well, it's a long story. - You're not gonna believe it. 205 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,797 Hi. I just stopped by to say I told you so. 206 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,108 I told you so. 207 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:43,639 Oh, come on, Alan. If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it. 208 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,598 What do you want, Charlie? 209 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,279 Well... 210 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,151 ...first of all, I'd like to know exactly how you managed... 211 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,749 ...to let your ex-wife throw you out of my house. 212 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:03,274 Because that's the first thing people are gonna ask when I tell this story. 213 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,948 She didn't throw me out, I left. 214 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:11,189 Oh, good, there's a twist. You see, that's what makes a good story. 215 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,550 - Leave me alone, Charlie. - Oh, lighten up. 216 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:17,196 You tried to be friends with the woman who wrecked your life and failed. 217 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,994 No damage done. Just a little personal humiliation... 218 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,034 ...and at this point in your life, how would you even notice that? 219 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,030 - Are you finished? - Did I mention I told you so? 220 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:31,198 - Twice. - Counting this one? 221 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,914 - Okay, I'm finished. - Thank you. 222 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,554 Now, on to new business. 223 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:41,356 Currently, you and I are sitting in a house that belongs to neither one of us. 224 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:45,314 While your ex-wife is sitting in the house that belongs to me. 225 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,110 - You see the paradox? - I can't go back there, Charlie. 226 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,551 She's running around, having a great time, and I've got nothing. 227 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,911 - You've got me. - Drop dead. 228 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,954 Okay, now you got nothing. 229 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,913 It would be different if Judith and I were both dating. 230 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,997 True, but moot. 231 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,279 - Unless... - What unless? 232 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,755 - It's stupid. - Stupider than this? 233 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,632 Come on. What do you got? 234 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,719 Well, what if you were dating? 235 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,832 - But I'm not. - But if you looked like you were? 236 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,434 Oh, you mean? No, no way. 237 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,757 I'm not gonna let you fix me up with one of your bimbo girlfriends. 238 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,712 Okay, forget it. 239 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,069 She'd have to be really pretty. 240 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:35,239 Like a 10. And young. Like a 20. 241 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,195 - Anything else? - And smart. 242 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,915 And a sense of humor is important. Well-read, good with kids... 243 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,556 ...non-smoking, of course. Oh, and easy on the piercings. 244 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,876 Nothing south of the equator. 245 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:52,872 You're mighty picky for a guy with an adult newsstand in his sock drawer. 246 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,956 Okay. Homework is taken care of. He's taking a shower. 247 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,277 You may wanna check in on him, make sure he's not goofing around. 248 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,835 - Where are you going? - Oh, I have dinner plans. 249 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,999 - Really? - Yeah. Hard to believe, huh? 250 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,795 - I didn't say that, I'm happy for you. - Well, thank you. 251 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,230 Again, I'm sorry I overreacted the other night. 252 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:24,433 I want us to have the kind of friendship that can be mutually supportive. 253 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,437 - Me too. - You'll go out, I'll go out. 254 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,837 Right. So is this someone you've been seeing for a while? 255 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,469 Yeah, a while. But, you know, not exclusive. 256 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,079 I don't wanna get tied down. 257 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,599 Oh, that must be Camille. 258 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,833 - She picks you up? - Well, what can I say? 259 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,076 It's a new world, Judith. 260 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,599 Hey, wow. 261 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,557 You are so good for my ego. 262 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,432 - Hi, Charlie. - Hi, Camille. 263 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,110 - Hello, I'm Judith. - You're Alan's ex? 264 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:16,632 Wow, I didn't expect you to be so young looking. 265 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,231 - Thank you. - I mean, you have such beautiful skin... 266 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,000 ...for the mother of an 11 -year-old. 267 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,792 Oh, thank you. 268 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,638 Okay. Well, we should get going. 269 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,956 It was nice meeting you. 270 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,917 I just hope I look half as good as her when I'm that old. 271 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,118 I'm betting you will. 272 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,998 Man, I don't know how he does it. 273 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,270 I made a big play for her, nothing. 274 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,995 - She's so young. - Yeah, some guys like that. 275 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,599 I gotta hand it to you, Judith. 276 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,233 You were very mature. 277 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,517 I guess that's because you're a very mature woman. 278 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,995 Yeah, thanks. Jake, say goodbye to Mommy! 279 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,350 She's going home! 280 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,554 - Good morning, everybody. - Good morning. 281 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:22,275 Sounds like somebody cracked open the sock drawer last night. 282 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:27,713 I'm going to ignore that because I am in such a good mood. Charlie, thank you. 283 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:32,357 Your ex-wife breaking the sound barrier on her way out was thanks enough. 284 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,236 I don't even care about that anymore. That was the best date of my life. 285 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,671 I mean, Camille is smart and funny. And, oh, boy, talk about pretty. 286 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,872 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet she rocked your world in the sack, huh? 287 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:47,073 What? No, no. Get your mind out of the gutter. We just talked all night... 288 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,716 ...and then there was a little kissing. Maybe on our next date, who knows? 289 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,990 But for now, I'm just gonna play it slow. 290 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,112 - You're playing it slow? - Yeah. 291 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,437 I don't know where you found Camille, but she's a bit old-fashioned. 292 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,109 She's not like the ones you usually go out with. 293 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,072 No, I guess not. 294 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,355 A thousand dollars a night and he's playing it slow. 295 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,319 You're a good brother, Charlie. 296 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,995 He's playing it slow. 297 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,629 She demanded cash. 298 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,512 He's playing it slow. 299 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,871 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 300 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,031 [ENGLISH] 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net