1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,313 Can't we just go home? 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,080 If I gotta drag you to the doctor at 8 in the morning... 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,276 ...you can cool your jets while I get coffee. 4 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,839 I must look like an idiot. 5 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,553 Wish I could tell you different. 6 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,797 You're the reason we went to the eye doctor in the first place. 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,877 You said, "Throw me a piece of toast." 8 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,432 I threw you a piece of toast. 9 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:22,992 Two cups of regular coffee, please. 10 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,200 - My treat. - Oh, that makes up for everything. 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,591 Pigeons can feed out of my eye socket, but I get a free cup of coffee. 12 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,993 Just the coffee. Keep the change. 13 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,948 I'm gonna need your help until I get this patch off. 14 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,594 I am absolutely there for you. 15 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,357 Great. 16 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:48,708 Great. So... 17 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,713 So you'll drive me to work, pick me up, get Jake at school... 18 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,639 ...do the grocery shopping... - Okay, I may have misspoken. 19 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,190 Charlie, you have to. You know I can't drive. 20 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,835 I don't see why not. 21 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,076 - Oh, look who's here. - Who? 22 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,829 A girl I used to go out with. Over there. 23 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,199 Hey, Sherri. 24 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,352 - Hey, Charlie, long time. - Yeah. Good to see you. 25 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,112 - This is my brother, Alan. - Hi. 26 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,952 - Hi. - What happened to your eye? 27 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,755 Well, I wanted a piece of toast, and... 28 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,558 Bar fight. 29 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,916 - Nice to meet you. - Well, nice meeting you too. 30 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,759 - Good to see you, Charlie. - Good to see you too. 31 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,910 - Wow, you went out with her? - Yep. 32 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,116 Why would you stop? 33 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,590 I don't remember. I probably got bored. 34 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,512 Bored? How do you get bored with that? 35 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,632 For every beautiful woman, there's at least one guy out there... 36 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:49,429 ...who's tired of pretending to listen to her in exchange for sex. 37 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,832 Well, let me go on record as saying, I am not that guy. 38 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,873 If I ever had a woman like that, I would cherish her. 39 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,473 I would worship her. I would... 40 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,315 ...start a small country and put her face on a stamp so I could lick her head. 41 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,676 - Why don't you go talk to her. - Yeah, right. 42 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,957 Gorgeous women like that are not interested in pasty guys like me... 43 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,236 ...unless we're in line for the British throne. 44 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,196 - So you give up without even trying? - Yep. That's my motto. 45 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,836 Why waste time on 10s when you're already getting rejected by sixes? 46 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:22,359 Alan, listen to me. You are a smart, sensitive, good-Iooking man... 47 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,909 ...with some milky discharge coming out of one eye... 48 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,752 ...but who amongst us is perfect? 49 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,110 That's the other thing. Look at me. I'm a mess. 50 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:32,710 So? Women like Sherri have big, hunky guys hitting on them all day long. 51 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,111 A guy like you walks up, makes a move, you know what that says to her? 52 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,079 Trick or treat? 53 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,832 It says, "I'm confident in who I am." 54 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,031 - You think? - I know. 55 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,397 So, what if she's not interested. What's the worst that could happen? 56 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,870 Actually, the worst that could happen is she points at me... 57 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,350 ...and laughs, causing every seventh grader in the cafeteria to turn... 58 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,636 ...and watch me slink back to the geek table... 59 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,189 ...with a growing wet spot on the front of my chinos. 60 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,278 We ninth graders enjoyed it also. 61 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,837 But you're not in junior high anymore, and you're not a... 62 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,750 You're not in junior high anymore. 63 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:12,309 - It's time to let go of those fears. - I don't know. 64 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,708 Oh, come on, Alan. 65 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:17,435 For once in your life, don't settle. Go for what you really want. 66 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,872 You know what? You're right. I'm gonna go talk to her. 67 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,793 Hold on. 68 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,632 Let's clean some of that discharge. 69 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,034 You wanna say "I'm confident," not "I'm infectious." 70 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,279 There. Go get her. 71 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:42,798 Hey, you see that guy over there? Twenty bucks says he wets himself. 72 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,470 - Hello. - Hi. 73 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,676 - Alan? - I remember. 74 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,920 Look, I needed to come clean about something. 75 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:14,157 I wasn't actually in a bar fight. 76 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,278 I took a piece of whole-wheat toast to the eye. 77 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,400 I mean, it was cut diagonally and toasted well... 78 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,391 ...so it was essentially shrapnel. 79 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,552 Did some real damage. 80 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:30,275 I see. And why do you feel the need to tell me all this? 81 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,677 Well, I guess I didn't want our relationship to start on a lie. 82 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,552 Our relationship? 83 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,157 - I'll go now. - No, no, wait. 84 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,673 Sit down. Join me. 85 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,714 Okay. 86 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,554 - That's it. I'm out. - Oh, come on. 87 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,514 No, no, no. No more. 88 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,312 You got a date. Leave it alone. 89 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,556 Not just a date. A date with... 90 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,672 Enough. 91 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,400 - I'd think you'd be happy for me. - I am happy for you. 92 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,152 You had the courage to walk over... 93 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,880 ...with your pus-filled eye and fall on your ass... 94 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:40,192 ...and still got a date with one of the most beautiful women I've ever met. 95 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,794 - I'm not only happy for you, I'm proud. - Thank you. 96 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,594 Now, I have to re-evaluate everything I thought I knew... 97 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:49,070 ...about men, women, relationships, God and the universe. 98 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,116 But that's not your problem. 99 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,272 Charlie, I am as surprised as you that she said yes. 100 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,433 I don't think so. 101 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:02,153 I was really intimidated, but as it turns out, she's just like a regular person... 102 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,915 ...except for, you know, being from the planet: 103 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:10,200 Alan, never do that around me again. 104 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:14,350 You know, actually, we have a lot in common. 105 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,477 Okay. I'll bite. 106 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,671 Well, we both went through tough divorces. 107 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,996 - Sherri was married? - You didn't know that? 108 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,674 - It never came up. - What did come up? 109 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,273 Never mind. Scratch that. 110 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,473 Where should I take her to dinner? 111 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,069 Where did you go so I can take her somewhere else? 112 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:33,272 Last thing you want is for her to start comparing you to me. 113 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,391 Exactly. 114 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,516 Wait. 115 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:38,954 What do you mean? 116 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,796 You want your relationship to stand on its own. 117 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,355 - Right. - Well, that's what I meant. 118 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:48,792 Okay. I thought you were trying to rub my nose in the fact that you dated her. 119 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,356 Alan, I would never do that. 120 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,073 Well, thank you. 121 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,956 I don't have to. 122 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,949 You think you could kill a guy with a piece of toast? 123 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,348 No. 124 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,710 Because if you did, you could eat the toast. 125 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,758 The police would never find the weapon. It's the perfect crime. 126 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,872 And part of a nutritious breakfast. 127 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:15,072 Okay, guys, I guess I'll see you later. 128 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,753 Where you going? 129 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,353 - Out for dinner. - With who? 130 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,759 Jake, look, I think... 131 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,912 I think you're old enough to know that your dad's not just a dad. 132 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,554 He's also a man and that... 133 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,830 ...even though I'm not married to your mom... 134 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,838 ...I still enjoy the company of women... 135 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,390 ...which means that I will occasionally go out with one. 136 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,398 But the important thing for you to understand... 137 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,353 ...is that I am not trying to replace your mother. 138 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,080 In fact, no one can replace your mother. 139 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,956 I bet you could kill a guy with a piece of bacon. 140 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,350 All right, then. I'm glad we had this talk. 141 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,918 I'm gonna go post my plan on the Internet. 142 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,751 You know, there's moments around here... 143 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,514 ...that make me wish I had a son of my own. 144 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,159 That wasn't one of them. 145 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:12,630 Yeah, well. Anyway, I really appreciate you watching him tonight. 146 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,028 No problem. 147 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,959 - How you getting to the restaurant? - Sherri's picking me up. 148 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,472 - Very convenient. - Why? 149 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,949 Because she's been here before? Been here with you? 150 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:27,192 Because you've had sex with her in every room in the house? 151 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,839 No, because you can't drive. 152 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,515 But it's interesting to see how your mind works. 153 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,757 Alan, let me give you some advice. 154 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,838 Alcohol impairs your ability to make good decisions. 155 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,037 We don't want you to lose that ability. We want her to. 156 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,075 Of course. Very good. 157 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,514 What else? 158 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,996 Well, women like Sherri already know they're beautiful and desirable. 159 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,958 - You won't score points by telling her. - Okay. 160 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,872 Don't be in a hurry to spill your guts. 161 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,672 She doesn't need your life story... 162 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,637 ...before you get the salad. - Got it. 163 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,037 As someone who knows your life story, I'd say she doesn't need to hear it at all. 164 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:12,231 Right, right. I'll be cool, aloof, distant. 165 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,560 She's here, she's here, she's here! 166 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,150 What about the... What... What... 167 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,199 What about the kiss goodnight? 168 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,476 - Should I ask or just go for it? - Go for it. 169 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:29,108 Don't wait until the last minute. It creates pressure. 170 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,157 - Get it out of the way early. - How early? 171 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,271 After dinner, when you walk to the car... 172 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,829 ...open her door, wait for her to say thank you... 173 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,230 ...smile, lean in, and kiss her. 174 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,471 Oh, nice. 175 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,072 Hi, Alan. You ready? 176 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,989 You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I don't deserve you. 177 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,715 That's another way to go. 178 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,950 - Madam. - Thank you. 179 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,194 - Sir. - Oh, thank you. 180 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,872 - Would you like the wine list? - No. 181 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,918 I'll have the Woodbridge Pinot Noir. Or should we get a bottle? 182 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,391 Oh, definitely get a bottle. 183 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,791 Coffee for me. 184 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:29,511 You know, Sherri, I'd really like to see more of you. 185 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,915 Maybe we should wait and see how tonight goes. 186 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:35,157 No, I mean, I've only got one good eye. Could we change places? 187 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,718 Oh, sure. 188 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,278 - Are you okay? - Oh, yes, yes. Fine. 189 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,277 - This is a nice place. - Yeah. 190 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:54,708 It's my favorite. 191 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,158 You ever come here with Charlie? 192 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,553 I don't know. Probably. 193 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,473 He's a big steak-eater. 194 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:08,078 I'm more of a fish guy. You know, I'm surf, he's turf. 195 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,830 And we're cops. 196 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,034 - You're very cute. - You too. 197 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,755 All right. So tell me about yourself. 198 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,073 Well, there's not a lot to tell. 199 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,629 I was San Fernando Valley Chiropractor of the Year... 200 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,438 ...if you follow that kind of thing. 201 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,039 Recently divorced. 202 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:33,279 But not too recently. I've already had my rebound, transitional relationships. 203 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,431 - So no worries there. - Good to know. 204 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,790 Actually, it wasn't so much a relationship... 205 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:42,317 ...as a case of mistaken identity, but I think it still counts. 206 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,592 - Okay. - And... 207 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,872 ...as you know, I live with Charlie... 208 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,837 ...whom you've already... 209 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,790 - Met? - Yeah, let's go with met. 210 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,793 Alan, is my having dated Charlie gonna be a problem for you? 211 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:01,471 No, no, no. A little. 212 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,794 Okay, look. Charlie and l... 213 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,111 We had a very brief, superficial relationship. 214 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,510 Okay? And to be honest, it was mostly about sex. 215 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,673 Great. 216 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:17,269 My point is, yeah, I'm tired of those, those shallow relationships... 217 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,431 ...I was having with guys like Charlie. 218 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:23,195 I wanna be with a man who can be sensitive and caring, nurturing. 219 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:26,909 You know, somebody who can make me laugh, make me think. 220 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,870 You do realize I'm straight, right? 221 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,397 - See, you really are adorable. - Thank you. 222 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,949 I tend to bring out the mothering instinct in women. 223 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,720 - Oh, really? - Ironically, not my mother. 224 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,074 What the hell are you doing? 225 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,033 Check it out. Ninja death toast. 226 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,838 Okay, stop it, stop it. 227 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,270 You're in no position to give orders, Mr. Harper. 228 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,514 - Morning. - Morning. 229 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,434 - Death toast? - Oh, thank you. 230 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,549 - So how did it go last night? - Fine. 231 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,034 That's it? Fine? 232 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,755 Charlie, we're not in high school anymore. I'm not gonna go into detail. 233 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,270 - Okay, don't tell me. - Jake, go watch TV. 234 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,759 - I'm still hungry. - There's bread all over the living room. 235 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,594 All right. 236 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,039 - Well? - It went great. 237 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,397 She said I'm adorable. She thinks I'm nurturing, caring and sensitive. 238 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:57,155 - I'm exactly what she's looking for. - She's looking for a half-blind sheepdog? 239 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,468 She invited me to her house for dinner tonight. 240 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,791 - I think she wants to have sex. - With who? 241 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,468 - With me. - With you. 242 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:07,755 Hang on a second. 243 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,320 Nope. No snowballs reported in hell. 244 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,195 No sightings of flying pigs. 245 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,830 - What am I gonna do? - You don't know? 246 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,036 Come on, Alan, you were married for 12 years. 247 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,549 What does marriage have to do with sex? 248 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,314 Point taken. Okay, you want some tips? 249 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,034 No, no, nothing like that. 250 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,916 I need step-by-step instructions. 251 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,392 All right. Since this is your first bout in this weight class... 252 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,278 ...I'd say stick with the basics. 253 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,950 Better to do the simple stuff well than the fancy stuff badly. 254 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,509 Got it. And the simple stuff would be... 255 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,192 Well, you know how women like you to go slow? 256 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:53,029 Really? My ex-wife put a premium on brevity. 257 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,432 Her motto was, " Less is more, and none is perfect." 258 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,878 Well, Sherri's not like that. You're gonna wanna take your time. 259 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,799 - I can do that. - But don't loiter either. 260 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,276 You don't want her to get bored and play solitaire on your head. 261 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,111 No loitering. Got it. 262 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,429 - Something else? - Okay. 263 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,797 When you're with a woman like Sherri, who's so gosh-darn beautiful... 264 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,428 ...that you get excited just thinking about her... 265 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:25,436 ...how do you keep the sprinklers from going off while you're still mowing? 266 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,195 Let me make sure I understand. 267 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:35,236 You wanna keep your toothpaste in the tube until you're done brushing. 268 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,158 What are you talking about? 269 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,793 - What are you talking about? - Okay, okay. Let me try again. 270 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:48,070 I don't wanna frost the cake while I'm still mixing the batter. 271 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,109 I don't get it. She must have lost a bet. 272 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,550 - Excuse me? - Nothing. 273 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,951 All right. Here's what you do. 274 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,995 When you feel like the train is leaving the station... 275 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,316 You mean, going in the tunnel? 276 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,590 No, no, I mean leaving the station. 277 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,553 But you have to leave the station to get to the tunnel. 278 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,790 Okay, okay. 279 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,279 Let's start from the top. 280 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,874 And work our way down, right? 281 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,351 You know what? Just shut up and listen. 282 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,311 When you're making love, the way to slow yourself down is... 283 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,755 ...to think of something completely non-sexual. 284 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,111 - Well, what do you think of? - You. 285 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,440 That was a really great dinner. 286 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,238 I'm glad you enjoyed it. You ready for dessert? 287 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,351 I've been ready since I was 14. 288 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,230 I'll be back. Why don't you put some music on. 289 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,992 Okay. 290 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,515 Hey, how about Diana Krall? 291 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:33,429 Oh, actually, that's your brother's CD. Do you mind bringing it back to him? 292 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,789 Not at all. 293 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,836 I think I have one of his T-shirts. You might as well take that too. 294 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,991 No problem. 295 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,191 Hey, this is a cool, little CD player. 296 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,597 Oh, thanks. It was a gift from your... It was a gift. 297 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,994 Perfect. 298 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,112 Is there anything else Charlie left behind? 299 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,919 Just me. 300 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,679 My brother's a fool. 301 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,950 No argument here. 302 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:10,632 - That is a very effective negligée. - Thank you. 303 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,791 - Was it a gift? - No. 304 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,077 - As a matter of fact, I bought it myself. - Oh, good. 305 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,230 - How long ago? - What? 306 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,635 Well, I was just wondering if Charlie saw it. 307 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,238 Alan, don't go there. 308 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,638 Oh, I wasn't going anywhere. It's just that... 309 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,031 - Nothing. More kissing. - Okay, okay. 310 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,472 What exactly is bothering you? 311 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,913 Well, it's kind of hard to explain. 312 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,876 For example, once, when Charlie and I were at camp... 313 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,555 ...I lost my swim trunks, and I had to wear an old pair of Charlie's, and... 314 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,154 ...I just couldn't enjoy the pool at all. 315 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,072 So, what are you saying? I'm a pair of used swim trunks? 316 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:59,068 No, no. In this case, I think you would be the pool. 317 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,793 Maybe this was a bad idea. 318 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,190 No, no, it's a great idea. It's right up there... 319 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,716 ...with the wheel, fire and refrigerators that give ice through the door. 320 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,388 - Sorry. I don't wanna do this anymore. - What? Why? 321 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:14,434 You can't be with me without it being some competition with your brother. 322 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,358 It's not a competition. 323 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:20,115 And even it was, shouldn't we do it first before you decide who wins? 324 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,114 You are unbelievable. 325 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,392 - That could be taken a couple of ways. - Get out. 326 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,313 Well, no ambiguity there. 327 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,191 Don't forget your brother's CD. 328 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,517 My eye! 329 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,910 Man, I love sunsets. 330 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,198 The way the sky is streaked with color. It's amazing. 331 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,357 It's the pollution that makes those pretty colors, you know. 332 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:59,634 What you're enjoying is the effect of light passing through airborne poison. 333 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:06,312 No, that's not what I'm really enjoying. 334 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,038 Boy, I hope that's guacamole. 335 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,751 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 336 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,911 [ENGLISH] 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net