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Tell me, Henry.
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Why do you Want to be Mr. Schimidt's assistent?
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He's my hero.
I know everything about him.
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"Possible stalker..."
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And why do you think you're qualified?
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Like him, i graduated in high school
on sixteen
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Then i completed the 4 years computer science
program at Harvard in just under two years.
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during wich,
i founded it at an internet start up,
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and i'm crawling two semester shy
of my law degree.
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"So...
No law degree..."
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Let me tell you a few things about
Walden Schimidt you may not know:
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The man is a genious...
I do that !
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"Likes to interrupt..."
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He thinks in a different way
than the rest of us.
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His mind is always working.
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Every time he opens his mouth,
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It's because he has
something important to say.
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Loved the new toeilet paper
you bought, Alan.
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It's like slide down on a rainbow.
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Except the pot in the end,
there isn't any gold in it.
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When you hear something this good,
you should write it down
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Sorry, Who is this?
Oh, This is uhh.. Henry Jhonson.
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he's interviewing for the assistant job.
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Uhh.. Assistant job?
Hi, Mr. Schimidt. ( Laugh )
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It's such a....
( bu ta ta ta ta )
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Eye contact.
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It's ok, Henry.
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It is not.
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Alan, Can i talk to you for a sec ?
No problem, Mr. Schmidt.
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"Hi"?
Really?
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Not looking good, Hank.
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What's up?
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Why are you interviewing Henry
to be my assistant,
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when i just hired you to be my assistant?
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Oh, no, no,
He's interviewing to be my assistant.
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Your assistant?
Oww, Intern, actually.
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It's not gonna cost us a penny,
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and he's gonna do all the minion stuff
i don't wanna do.
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Why won't i just hire him for free
and cut off the middle man?
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And in case i'm goin' too fast,
you are the middle man.
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But i'm the big picture guys
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Bringin Henry on
to team Schmidt...
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Ual, Ual, Ual "Team Schmidt"?
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Vou fazer camisetas e bonés.
Ual, Henry is.
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We're gonna have a new slogan
"No Bullschimidt".
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"Shi..midts Happens."
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You're a Shi..Midt head.
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I hired you to be my assistant,
to help you up financially,
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cause you had closed you chiropractor office.
I didn't have to close it,
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I'm in a rent dispute
People in rent dispute don't fake their own death
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Although, i'll get that.
You're looking good today, boss.
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That's why you got good toeilet paper
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so my ass is clean while he's
kissing it.
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huh, the twelve o'clock must be earlier.
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Someone who really wanted this job,
would've taken the iniciative.
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Too late, Harvard.
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Hello.
Hi
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You Alan Harper?
Yes, i am.
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and ya, and you are ?
Your niece.
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"yourniece"?
It's a.. It's a pretty name. is that Dutch?
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No, i am Jenny.
I'm your brother Charlie's daughter.
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Huh, Henry?
-Yes?
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Catch me.
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uhh, i'm, i'm sorry.
Did you say that you're, Charlie's doughter?
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Yeah.. Listen, i got a weekend hang over.
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You got any aspirin, ibuprofen, rums,
whiskey, tequila, vodka?
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Ahh, Yeah, Yeah!
Come on in.
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Uhh, Henry, Get her an aspirin
and vodka.
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Already it's
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The kitchen is that way.
Damm it!
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I can't believe this.
I mean, i can, but i can't.
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How did this happened?
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From all my mom told me,
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wow we, could we maybe turn down the lights?
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That's the sun.
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Right.
I hate the sun.
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It's like God calling you an alcoholic.
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Anyway, according to my mommy,
It was love on first sight.
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They met at the bar,
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They got drunk and had
sex in the bathroom.
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It was like a freaking
Disney movie.
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"Poka-hot-ass."
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Where did that kid go find the vodka,
Poland?
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Huh, i don't mean to be rude,
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but how do i know that you're
really Charlie's daughter?
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I mean, this could be some kind of scam.
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I have a picture of us together.
it's here somewhere
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Ohh Look! ( Laughs )
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My vagina.
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Oh wait..
That's no mine.
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That's mine.
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And there it go. it was taken at my
forth birthday party
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Just for heads up,
i might vomit.
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Where's the nearst bathroom?
Oh, right in the hall.
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I think we're good, but it's alway nice
to have a plan.
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Anyway this party was
the last i saw him.
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After that he just sent checks.
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He, He sent checks?
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Yeah, my mom have anything to do with me
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but he always meant that
i was taken care of.
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He never had said a word about any of his tales to me.
I'm his brother.
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were they big checks?
Yeah. i got one every month.
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Bastard!
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My mom just call me special.
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This Henry guy is awesome!
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Did you know i won a
spelling bee in fifth grade?
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I didn't!
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Who is this?
Henry's assistant?
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Walden, this is Jenny.
My brother's daughter.
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Really?
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Hi.
Hi.
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I didn't know Charlie
Had a daughter.
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Neither did i.
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He sent her checks.
Big checks.
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Not that that matters now.
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Every month!
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Hey, Am i related to abercrombie & Fitch over here?
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No, i own the house.
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Wow, I assumed it was Alan's.
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So does he.
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So uh,, tell us more about you.
Not much to tell.
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I was born in New York,
I've benn kicked out of a few private schools,
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tried to become a doctor to make
my mom happy,
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dropped down and became an actress
just to piss her off.
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Actress! Owwn
Your father loved actresses.
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Yeah, i was only going to med school
so i can write myself prescriptions for oxy.
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Owwn, You father loved oxy.
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Sorry it took so long.
Here it's the Vodka and two aspirins.
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God! Hã
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I was wrong.
I am gonna puke.
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Your father loved to puke.
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So when i was like five,
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my mom married this total looser
named Rob.
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He moved in with us,
never looked for a job
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and he's been spending of for every cents.
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Who does that?
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So, huh, how long have you been in L.A?
A couple of weeks.
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And you get a place to stay
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He asks knowing full well
she's a Harper.
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Yeah.
Crashing in a friend's house.
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That's great!
Friends are great.
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You should make some friends.
Alan.
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So, just the two of you live here?
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Oh, well, my son, your cousin Jake,
used to live with us,
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but he is in the army now,
stage in Japan.
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Ohh, That's impressive!
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Because of the time he thinks
he lives in the future.
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Maybe we can call him and find out
when this headache is gonna go away.
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Ow, and huh, you have a grandmother.
Wow, that's great.
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In theory.
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When she finds out she has a granddaughter,
she's gonna have a heart attack.
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You know,
i'm gonna call her right now!
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This is it.
This was your dad's room.
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Wow, I always tried to imagine
how my dad's life was like.
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It's weird to finally see it.
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I never met him but i
Heard he was quite the guy.
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He was a drunk man whore.
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Like i said, quite the guy.
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So, Huh...
It's your Alan's room?
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What ?
No!
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No, no, no, no, no...
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We're not.
I'm not... huh
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Really?
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You really don't think
i could do better than Alan ?
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I don't know.
Maybe he's got a big cock.
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We are not a couple.
and he doesn't..
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What's fine.. I mean..
Not that the size matters,
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Not that i was looking
I am not gay..
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So, why
is he still living here?
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Well, at first..
Then...
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I don't know..
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So...
Here's where your dad used to sleep.
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I got a new mattress,
and i replaced the carpet.. and the drapes..
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and pretty much anything that
could absorve fluid
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Wow, If these walls can talk...
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They'd probably say:
"Can i get a toeleit"?
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So, i wish there was more that
Charlie left behind..
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You know, other than Alan.
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So...
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My dad it is the same spot staying out
to the ocean.
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Wonder what was going
to his mind.
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Wonder what he was thinking..
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Besides of course How can i neal
those two hot surfers chicks out there.
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Huh, now i'm thinking on it..
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Ohh, please..
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With your look and this house,
I'm sure you'd do fine.
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You think that,
but the truth is, when i comes to a women
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I'm not the kind of guy
who had sex with anyone.
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i do get close to a women
and i come back to this room..
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and i think where i
was wrong again
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Alone.
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So lonely.
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Huuuuh..
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Ohh Yeah, you're not gay.
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Mom i have some news for you,
sit down,
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Ok, push him off and sit up.
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I know this is gonna come as
quite the chock,
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but here turns out
Charlie has a daughter.
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Mom?
Mom?
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Are you dead?
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Ohh, good!
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Yeah I know, i know,
It's crazy, right?
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Yeah, no, she's here right now..
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Come on over.
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Ok, finish it first
and then come over.
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Good news,
My mother is underway over.
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First time i ever said that.
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Wow, it's the familym
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Uncle, grandmother, the step hot guy..
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I am sorry..
I don't know how to call you..
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Ohh, step hot guy works..
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All it's missing is my dad..
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Actually,
He's here too.
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Umm, follow me..
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Huh, where we going ?
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Huh, you know how sailors get burned
at sea?
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Yeah..
I keep Charlie on a liquor cabinet..
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Let's see..
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Johnnie Walker,
Jack Daniels,
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Charlie Harper.
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Huh, Look different than his pictures..
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Charlie, this is your daughter,
Jenny.
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Hi, dad!
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It seems weird, Does it seems
weird to anybody else?
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Yeah, it's weird..
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Almost weird this moment,
When we take him to the movies...
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Charlie,
I wish you were here,
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to see how beautiful your
daughter turned out.
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I think you'd be impressed..
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I think a lot huh...
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Ohh, not again..
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I ain't clean it that up..
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Ohh, look!
A coin
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Unbelievable..
You've been bouncing off the dead...
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One more...
Yeah, you're Charlie's daughter..
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You don't seem very surprised...
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I'm really surprised there aren't
more of you running around here..
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God, i loved your dad.
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I remember the firt time
i met him.
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He asked me if i knew
how to do three things:
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Cook, clean and ...
Ball two-thirty in the morning..
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I told him i did not know how
to cook or clean.
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And i'm here every since...
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I'm sure you have a story about Charlie
that doesn't involve drugs.
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Ok!..
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00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:48,318
One time in Mardi Gras..
Or alcohol
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00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:50,095
It's all right..
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00:12:50,096 --> 00:12:53,093
Once when Charlie was in Vegas,
Or hookers
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00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:56,613
Gee you are really tying my hands..
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00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,401
Ok, i got one..
253
00:12:59,402 --> 00:13:01,562
It was New Year's eve
254
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:04,134
and Charlie
Was super Not drunk,
255
00:13:04,135 --> 00:13:07,043
He was with a crazy
Not hooker,
256
00:13:07,268 --> 00:13:10,108
and he decided to have his
sphincter bleached..
257
00:13:10,109 --> 00:13:12,833
Ow!
Why?
258
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,914
Because he care
about women.
259
00:13:16,678 --> 00:13:20,831
Unfortunately, it got infected
and he needed me
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00:13:20,832 --> 00:13:23,210
to dabble ointment, so i,
261
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,187
i am sorry..
262
00:13:25,528 --> 00:13:28,019
Its just that i miss him,
so much!
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00:13:28,447 --> 00:13:30,973
God!! Took the wrong Harper..
264
00:13:34,099 --> 00:13:36,585
Where's my granddaughter
265
00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:38,036
Did it just get colder here?
266
00:13:40,165 --> 00:13:44,162
Oh my God,
Look at you.
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00:13:44,163 --> 00:13:47,788
Mom, this is Jenny,
Jenny, this is Evelyn.
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00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:52,495
You are so beautiful.
You remind me of me ten years ago.
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00:13:53,754 --> 00:13:57,859
Your father was the apple
of my eye, my greatest gift,
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my reason for living.
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00:13:59,601 --> 00:14:01,260
Huh, hello!
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00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:04,158
Hello, Alan.
273
00:14:05,109 --> 00:14:09,509
I can't believe i finally
have a grandchild.
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00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:11,295
You already have a grandchild,
Jake.
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00:14:11,582 --> 00:14:14,328
Ohh, sure!
276
00:14:16,107 --> 00:14:18,995
So, Jennifer.
Actually, it's Jenny..
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00:14:18,996 --> 00:14:21,968
Darling, you are not twelve anymore,
It's Jennifer..
278
00:14:22,351 --> 00:14:24,863
We're going to have so much
fun together.
279
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,894
Lunching, shopping,
Taking care of those eyebrows..
280
00:14:28,608 --> 00:14:30,609
Where are you staying while
you are in town?
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00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:32,366
I'm crashing on a friends couch.
282
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:34,685
Not anymore,
You'll stay with me.
283
00:14:34,686 --> 00:14:36,189
Ohh, i love you Evelyn,
284
00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:39,615
Ow Ow, If she's staying anywhere
she's gonna stay in my place.
285
00:14:39,616 --> 00:14:44,166
and by your place do you mean the office
that you stopped paying rental
286
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:47,022
or the house
that you never paid rental?
287
00:14:47,023 --> 00:14:49,971
I'm not gonna let my mom screw her up
like she did to me and Charlie.
288
00:14:50,876 --> 00:14:52,876
Hey, I was a good mother..
289
00:14:52,877 --> 00:14:54,235
You know who was a good mother ?
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00:14:54,236 --> 00:14:56,669
Our houseKeeper, Adela..
she even breastfed me.
291
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,235
She had just had the baby,
292
00:14:59,236 --> 00:15:01,319
and when the milk truck is parking
on the street,
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00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,361
you don't go to the
grocery store
294
00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:08,221
Besides, you, you
used to gnaw me.
295
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,655
You're a gnawer
296
00:15:14,339 --> 00:15:15,960
You know, she's gonna stay
in Jake's room
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00:15:15,961 --> 00:15:20,082
Ow, Ow, i do not want Jake's room
to become Jenny's room.
298
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:23,453
You know, in fact, there is no Jake's room
and there's no Jenny's room.
299
00:15:23,454 --> 00:15:27,325
There's just Walden's room..
and Charlie's room..
300
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,988
Why not we let her decide.
Yeah, yes, it's up to her.
301
00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:33,312
Is anyone listening to me?
302
00:15:33,313 --> 00:15:36,451
Jennifer!
Where did she go?
303
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:42,546
Nice job, Alan!
you've made another women disapear
304
00:15:43,123 --> 00:15:44,425
Can you believe it?
305
00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:46,806
What did i do to her to make her
hate me so much?
306
00:15:49,369 --> 00:15:51,271
Wow, What?
You too?
307
00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:55,355
Ohh, Son of a...
308
00:15:55,556 --> 00:15:56,973
a nickle..
309
00:16:00,181 --> 00:16:02,877
This is ridiculous,
We never going to find her..
310
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,728
I don't understand why
did she run off like that..
311
00:16:04,729 --> 00:16:06,375
I can think of two reasons..
312
00:16:09,192 --> 00:16:12,947
First i lost my Charlie,
and now i've lost my Jennifer.
313
00:16:12,948 --> 00:16:16,607
You still have your Alan..
Ohh, don't make it worst..
314
00:16:22,104 --> 00:16:25,242
Oh God, my granddaughter
is gone forever!
315
00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:27,815
Ohh, there she is
in the bus stop.
316
00:16:27,816 --> 00:16:31,354
Ohh God,
My granddaughter rides the bus..
317
00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:40,440
Jenny, what are you doing?
Trying to get away from you people.
318
00:16:40,441 --> 00:16:43,418
I just wanted to see how my dad lived.
319
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,069
I didn't want to screw up
your family.
320
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:48,221
Ohh, for the record, they were screwed up
long before you got here..
321
00:16:48,222 --> 00:16:49,522
It's true...
322
00:16:49,523 --> 00:16:51,972
Hey Hey If i am screwed up
it's your fault, you raised me...
323
00:16:51,973 --> 00:16:54,059
I didn't raised you,
Adela did.
324
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:57,651
Look!!
I already have my step family,
325
00:16:57,652 --> 00:16:58,952
i don't need another one.
326
00:16:58,953 --> 00:17:02,016
Ohh we are sorry,
this is how we express our love.
327
00:17:02,017 --> 00:17:05,335
through the hate..
No, no, no, we don't hate each other..
328
00:17:05,336 --> 00:17:09,950
I mean the truth is my mom is an
amazing women!
329
00:17:09,951 --> 00:17:13,991
I mean, she raised two kids on her own,
she's a sucessful business woman
330
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:18,504
she has a impecable taste,
Thank you, Alan.
331
00:17:19,803 --> 00:17:23,613
Ohh, right.
Alan is the reason i have my tupps tight
332
00:17:23,614 --> 00:17:26,654
Alan, is the reason i had my tubes tight..
333
00:17:28,271 --> 00:17:31,641
Because she knew, she would never
do better than me.
334
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:36,664
Please, sweetheart,
i just found you,
335
00:17:36,665 --> 00:17:38,214
i can't lose you now..
336
00:17:38,215 --> 00:17:41,087
We want you to be a part
of our lives, what do you say?
337
00:17:42,184 --> 00:17:45,252
Well, if i gonna be a part of this family,
i'm gotta need a drink...
338
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,084
Heard that, Charlie?
Your daughter needs a drink..
339
00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:50,867
Looking at wrong way, mom..
340
00:17:54,426 --> 00:17:56,373
A toast to Charlie Harper.
341
00:17:56,374 --> 00:18:00,468
My brother, your son,
your father and your...
342
00:18:00,469 --> 00:18:03,468
Guy who got hit by a train
so i can buy his beach house..
343
00:18:04,463 --> 00:18:07,264
Sorry, Evelyn.
It's ok, i got the comission..
344
00:18:07,265 --> 00:18:08,613
To Charlie.
345
00:18:10,852 --> 00:18:13,795
So, is that the bathroom,
346
00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:15,596
where the miracle of
my life began?
347
00:18:17,227 --> 00:18:18,527
It is...
348
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:21,696
Do you want to see it ?
I do...
349
00:18:21,697 --> 00:18:23,746
I'll take the picture of him
to my mom...
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00:18:23,747 --> 00:18:26,096
She sould be guilty
and give me some money..
351
00:18:26,097 --> 00:18:27,785
..
352
00:18:28,886 --> 00:18:30,186
Hi, everybody Out..
353
00:18:30,187 --> 00:18:32,251
Women visitin the place
for her conception..
354
00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:38,366
I can't tell how relieved i am
to finally have a heitor.
355
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,801
Wait, what?
She's my granddaughter,
356
00:18:41,802 --> 00:18:43,375
I wanna provide for her,
357
00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:46,836
and since i wasn't around
of her twenty five years of life,
358
00:18:46,837 --> 00:18:49,236
It's only fiting that she inherit
my estate.
359
00:18:49,237 --> 00:18:51,698
You weren't around for the
first forty five years of my life...
360
00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:55,721
You have Walden!
Wow, Wow, Do i? Do you see a ring on this thinger?
361
00:18:55,722 --> 00:18:57,193
Don't worry, darling.
362
00:18:57,194 --> 00:18:59,232
There's a little something for you
in my will..
363
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:00,533
A little something?
364
00:19:00,534 --> 00:19:02,805
Look, if you knew you were
going to catch everything,
365
00:19:02,806 --> 00:19:05,401
you'd have smelter me with
the pillow years ago..
366
00:19:05,402 --> 00:19:06,726
That is not true..
367
00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:09,769
If i knew i had money coming
i'd hired a professional..
368
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,869
How did it go?
Great!
369
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:16,248
I laughter and cried,
I pee..
370
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:21,534
How are you guys doing over here?
Can i get you anything else?
371
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,592
Yeah, we might need a
designated driver,
372
00:19:25,593 --> 00:19:28,450
to get us back
to his beautiful beach house..
373
00:19:28,451 --> 00:19:31,299
I will take you guys,
i get off in thirteen...
374
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,274
Great!, Thank's..
375
00:19:36,752 --> 00:19:38,612
She's cute...
I told yaa
376
00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:41,565
A Malibu beach house
could do you lay it every time..
377
00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:44,693
Not every time...
378
00:19:49,075 --> 00:19:52,614
Ohh my God!
This house is amazing!!
379
00:19:52,615 --> 00:19:54,536
Well, it's, yeahh..
380
00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:57,663
and look at that view...
381
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,487
It's even better from the bedroom
Wanna see it ?
382
00:20:00,488 --> 00:20:02,581
Yeahh..
After you..
383
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,851
Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Where you going?
384
00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:09,841
Up to show it.
Ow, you thought?.
385
00:20:10,894 --> 00:20:14,054
Ohh, no, no, no, no, she's mine..
Next time i will get two..
386
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,257
What just happened?
Charlie is back..
387
00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:36,434
Good morning..
No, no, not good.
388
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,435
i slept in the guest room
in my own house.
389
00:20:38,436 --> 00:20:41,220
and i'm pretty sure, i'm still
have some of your bother in my ear..
390
00:20:41,221 --> 00:20:44,135
Don't worry, tonight i'll tell Jenny
that you better....
391
00:20:44,136 --> 00:20:45,632
No, there's no tonight..
392
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:48,033
But she's family..
Not my family..
393
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:50,034
and i'm gonna tell her
she can't stay...
394
00:20:50,979 --> 00:20:52,279
Morning..
Hi.
395
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,148
You girls had a good night?
Ohh, Yeah..
396
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,020
I'm surprised
i can even talk..
397
00:21:01,206 --> 00:21:03,056
You were saying..
Shut up....
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00:21:04,099 --> 00:21:06,900
Facebook.com/brjogos
@oficial_juniior
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00:21:06,901 --> 00:21:09,210
Sorry about some mistakes, i did it a little faster..
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Translation, sync and review:
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