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- What's that?
- My high school yearbook.
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Hey, do you remember a
girl named Jamie Eckelberry?
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- No.
- Yeah, sure you do.
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She used to hang out
at the house all the time.
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Oh, yeah. Eckelberry Hound.
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Not a name she was fond of.
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Hey, I didn't make it up.
I just spread it around. What about her?
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Oh, she called the alumni association
and tracked me down.
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How does that work? They let her
sniff one of your sweaters?
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She e-mailed me. She's in town
on business, and I invited her over.
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Great. I'll get out of your way.
Just keep her off the good rug.
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Very funny. No. For your
information, it's not a date.
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She's just a friend who has become
very successful in her field.
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Oh, that's nice that she
has a field to run around in.
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- It's getting old, Charlie.
- In people years or dog years?
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Sorry. Oh, look.
You remember Miss Hanrahan?
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- Sure. I had her for sophomore English.
- I had her in the teachers' lounge.
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Oh, that's Jamie. Be nice.
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I'm always nice. Ask Miss Hanrahan.
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- I'm serious.
- Relax. I'm just gonna say hello...
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...scratch her behind the ear,
and then I'm out of here.
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- You done with the dog jokes?
- Yes.
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- Good.
- I hope she looks fetching.
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Okay, I guess I had one more.
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- Alan.
- Jamie.
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Do you remember how Stuart Negelman
used to tell everybody you were gay?
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Don't remind me.
I had one Boy George album...
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...and suddenly
I'm queen of the fairies.
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You'll be happy to know
I ran into him in New York.
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- And? Knew it.
- Gay.
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Okay, here we go.
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Two margaritas,
and a rum and Diet Coke.
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- Thank you, Charlie.
- You're welcome.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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So Stuart Negelman: Buttoned-down,
or singing show tunes on a float?
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Very macho. Owns a gym in SoHo.
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Speaking of which, you look
like you're in good shape.
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- I have kept up with the hacky sack.
- Good for you.
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And you. I cannot get over what
a beautiful woman you've become.
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- Oh, stop it. You're embarrassing me.
- Too bad. It's true.
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Charlie, that's lovely. You still play.
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Just professionally.
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- You became a musician?
- More a composer. Gotta pay the bills.
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Play the jingle you wrote for the
feminine deodorant commercial.
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Okay.
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Fresh as a summer breeze
Clean as a mountain spring
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No. You wrote that? I love that.
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Hey, hey, did I tell you
that I was voted...
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...Chiropractor of the Year by the San
Fernando Valley Chiropractic Association?
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Oh, that's fantastic, Alan.
You must be very proud.
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Well, it's not pride so much as the
satisfaction I get from helping people.
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Carefree, so carefree
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What every woman wants to be
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Hey. Hey, you know
what would be fun?
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A session of Dungeons & Dragons.
Like the old days, you know?
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- Just the two of us.
- Wow, I haven't played in years.
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Or we can go down to the beach
and go for a swim.
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- I didn't bring a suit.
- So my plan is working.
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You know, I think I'll take a rain check.
Do you mind if I use your restroom?
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Down the hall on the right.
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Thank you.
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Don't you have enough women?
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No. Anyway, you said she
was just an old friend.
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Well, that was before I saw her.
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Come on, I spent years
laying the groundwork for this.
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And yet you never erected
anything on the site.
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Because she didn't look like that then.
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Oh, shame on you, Alan Harper.
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Don't you know a woman is so much
more than what's on the outside?
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She's a mountain spring,
a summer breeze and I saw her first.
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What are you, 11?
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Come on. She's smart, she's beautiful,
she's the kind of woman who...
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- You could never get?
- Exactly.
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Well, if she's that important to you.
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She is, she is. Very much.
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- Okay, fine. I'm out of it.
- Really?
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Happy birthday.
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Isn't that presumptuous? You think you
can just give this woman as a gift?
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- Okay, forget it.
- No, no. Happy birthday to me.
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Listen, I have an early meeting in the
morning, so I should probably get going.
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Oh, no, no. The night is so young,
and Charlie was just leaving.
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Yeah, if I don't start drinking now,
I'll be up all night.
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I really have to get going.
What about dinner tomorrow night?
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- That would be great.
- Okay, terrific.
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Why don't the three of us
meet at 7?
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The... The three of us?
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Oh, gee. Tomorrow night? I can't.
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Oh, come on, Charlie.
I'm only in town for a few days.
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It wouldn't be the same
without you. Right, Alan?
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That's... That's true.
It would be different. But still good.
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No, no, no. You guys have
a lot of catching up to do.
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I insist. Charlie, you have to come.
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Well, if it's okay with Alan...
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Of course.
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Okay, great. Then I will
see you both tomorrow.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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- Can't wait.
- I know. Me too. Good night.
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Bye.
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So I'll get you something else
for your birthday.
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You like hookers?
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Charlie, we agreed you're out.
Now stay out.
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- All right, fine. I won't go.
- Thank you.
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Wait! If you don't come,
she'll think I told you not to come.
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There is that possibility.
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That's your plan. To make me
look petty and insecure.
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Alan, I don't have to plan for that.
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Let me tell you something. You're coming
with us, whether you like it or not.
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All right.
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Wait!
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- We should take your new Mercedes.
- Fine.
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- I should drive it so she thinks it's mine.
- Okay.
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Wait!
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She'll never believe
I drive a Mercedes.
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You'll drive my old Volvo
so that she thinks it's yours.
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Whatever. That just means you'll
be sitting in the backseat alone.
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Wait!
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Charlie, I can't believe that after
all these years, you're still single.
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Well...
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It's not that hard to believe.
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I'm a selfish, promiscuous,
commitment-phobic man.
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Alan, on the other hand, is a very
generous, loyal, one-woman kind of guy.
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Guilty.
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Why doesn't that surprise me?
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Now, what is surprising...
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...is to hear a man be so honest
and forthcoming about his flaws.
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Charlie, you are
a real breath of fresh air.
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Guilty.
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But if you really want a breath
of fresh air, take a lungful of Alan.
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He is a true gentleman.
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Oh, Alan's always been a gentleman.
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I remember one time we were kids. We
were in my bedroom playing Stratego...
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...and my blouse came unbuttoned,
and Alan, instead of sneaking a peek...
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...like a lot of guys would do, averted
his eyes and said, "Jamie, bosom."
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Really. Is that true, Alan?
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Pretty much. We were
playing Boggle, not Stratego.
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Well, there you go.
A gentleman. A better man than I.
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Oh, don't put yourself down, Charlie.
You seem like a wonderful man to me.
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Yeah, but you heard him. I'm better.
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Excuse me.
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I'll be right back.
I think he wants to talk.
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You know, you are such
a good brother.
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You have no idea.
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"Bosom"?
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Forget that.
What the hell are you doing?
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What? I'm trying to make you look
good. Turns out it's not that easy.
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You look like you're trying
to make me look good...
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...but you're making you look good.
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I don't know how,
but that's the net result.
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- Alan, you're being ridiculous.
- Am I? I think not.
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From the minute we walked in,
you've been sabotaging me.
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- How?
- How? Look at where I'm sitting.
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- What? You wanted to sit next to her.
- Yeah, and you let me.
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And now you get to stare into her eyes,
and I get to stare into her ear.
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What do you want from me?
Wanna change seats?
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Sure. That won't look suspicious.
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I'm just trying to help, Alan.
Well, how about that? I do have to pee.
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You wanna help me?
Stop talking me up.
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- It's killing me.
- Okay.
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Stop putting yourself down.
That's killing me too.
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- Got it.
- Just sit there and eat your dinner...
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...and I'll play your game.
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Fine.
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You wanna shake on it?
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You're disgusting.
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Yeah, I'm disgusting.
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At least I'm not the one
taking a squirt on my shoe.
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Let me tell you something
about my brother.
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He puts himself down,
but he is truly a wonderful man.
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I mean, here's a guy,
single, good-Iooking, talented...
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- Well, l...
- You're too modest.
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Talented, a ton of money.
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And what does he do when his brother
and nephew need a place to live?
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Does he complain about us
cramping his style? No.
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He opens up his home, and his heart.
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And frankly, I don't know
which one is bigger.
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You are an incredible human being.
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Can we get the damn check, please?
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Wait till you meet Jake.
He's a great kid.
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You're gonna love him. Right, Charlie?
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Don't oversell him, Alan.
He mostly sits around and eats.
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What do you guys like to do together?
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Oh, we do all kinds
of father-son things.
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- We go to the movies...
- Where he sits and eats.
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And we also build models...
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You know, airplanes, and
fly them off the deck.
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- That sounds like fun.
- Oh, it is. Jake loves it.
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I mean, he is a great kid.
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I can't wait to meet him.
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How about tomorrow afternoon?
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- Tomorrow sounds great.
- Good, good. It's a date.
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- So don't be late.
- Or we'll have to wait.
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Oh, okay. Here we are.
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Thank you so much.
I had a wonderful time.
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Good night.
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Good night, Charlie.
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Good night.
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To the Batcave, Alfred.
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Go to hell.
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I was just sitting here.
I didn't put her tongue in my mouth.
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You got tongue?
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Actually, looking back,
it was probably mine.
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Oh, relax. I'm just screwing with you.
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Besides, you're the one
who got the date.
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You had to pimp your kid
out to do it, but you got there.
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Hey, hey, there is nothing wrong
with bragging on my son.
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He's a reflection of me,
and if that compensates...
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...for some of my social clumsiness...
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And maybe rustles up a little tail.
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I am not pimping him out.
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Don't bark at me. I'm proud of you.
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Thank you. And make yourself
scarce tomorrow.
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- I don't need any more of your help.
- Fine. You're on your own.
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Now, hush up and drive
Miss Daisy home.
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Okay, Sky Captain. Ready to go?
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I guess.
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See how he loves this?
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Pilot to copilot. Contact.
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What?
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- Contact.
- Why are you talking like that?
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Just... Just start the engine.
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Here we go. Ready for liftoff?
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It's not a rocket ship, Dad.
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I know that, Jake.
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Hey, it actually works.
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Bring it up. Bring it up.
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- Okay.
- Come on, Jake, up, up. It's...
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- Don't yell.
- Give me that.
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- No, I'm doing it.
- Well, then do it.
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I am.
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Is that it?
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No, go get it, and we'll patch
her back up, like we always do.
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Can we just order
a pizza and watch TV?
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Go get the plane.
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This sucks.
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"This sucks." Isn't he a hoot?
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He's great.
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So...
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...here we are.
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Yep.
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I just cannot get over
how much you've changed.
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- You like?
- Yeah, me like. I mean... I mean, I like.
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So...
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...where's Charlie?
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This is all I could find.
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- Guess who that is.
- No way.
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- Way.
- What was going on with your hair?
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It's called a Jeri curl.
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It was my Michael Jackson period.
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Who's the tall guy next to you?
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Oh, that's me, Jake.
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Oh, sorry.
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Well, at least you look like a girl now.
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Thank you.
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Was Dad your boyfriend?
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Oh, no, no.
Jamie and I were just friends.
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Yeah, we were never that way.
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Are you that way now?
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- Why don't you go watch TV?
- Finally.
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You know, Jamie, I've been thinking.
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You're single. I'm single.
Well, we have an awful lot in common.
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I mean, there's no reason
we couldn't try to be...
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...you know, more than friends.
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Is that something you'd want?
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Well...
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- Hey.
- Oh, darn.
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- Sorry to intrude.
- That's okay. It's good to see you.
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I thought you were gonna be busy.
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I was. I went to a movie,
shot some pool...
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...bought a book, bought a shirt, drank
a bucket of coffee, read the book.
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And then it occurred to me:
"Hey, I have a home."
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Hey, Dad, can you microwave
some popcorn for me?
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- Why can't you make it for yourself?
- Remember what happened last time?
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You're old enough to make
popcorn without starting a fire.
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Okay, I'll give it a shot.
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I'll be right back.
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So Jake's a great kid, isn't he?
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Yeah, I suppose.
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I would never say this to Alan, but I
don't really care much for children.
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Well, the truth is, Alan's
not too fond of him either.
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He feeds the kid and keeps
a roof over his head...
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...but there's no
love lost between them.
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- Charlie, give it a rest.
- Sorry?
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Why do you push me towards Alan...
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...when it's obvious
how much you want me?
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He's got a birthday coming up.
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Just tell me you want me.
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Go ahead, Charlie. Tell her.
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What? No, no. You two, with the
Dungeons, the Dragons, the Boggle.
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You should be together.
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Clearly she wants you, so let's be
grown-up, and I'll get out of the way...
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...so the two pretty people can mate.
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No, no, no, no.
You laid the foundation...
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...and you should, you know,
lay the rest of it.
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I appreciate what you're trying to do,
but I am stepping aside...
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- No, no. I'm stepping aside.
- No, no. I am.
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No, no, I'll step aside.
I will clear the way.
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Will you both just shut up?
You're ruining everything.
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- Nice going.
- Nice going.
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- Say it, Charlie.
- Say what?
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Say that slick, cool, Charlie Harper
finally wants Eckelberry Hound.
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- You knew about that name?
- That name scarred me for life.
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It's the reason I haven't eaten
a carbohydrate since college.
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- Well, you do look good.
- You're damn right I look good...
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...you smug, shallow son of a bitch.
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I have spent years working
and sweating and dreaming...
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...about the day that I would be
able to rub your smarmy nose in it.
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Okay, I'm getting mixed signals here.
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This is the signal, Charlie:
You can't have this.
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Not now, not ever.
Never, never, never!
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You know, I didn't make up
the Eckelberry Hound thing.
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But he did spread it around.
I was always your friend.
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Oh, please. I spent years
throwing myself at you, friend.
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Playing stupid nerd games
on my bed with my shirt open, buddy.
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Hoping that you would
kiss me or touch me...
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...or at least notice me
as a woman, pal!
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- You knew your shirt was open?
- Who do you think opened it?
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But I wasn't pretty enough for you.
You wanted Donna DeMarco...
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...or Maxine Chernikoff,
just because they had big boobs...
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...and no excess facial hair.
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Oh, yeah. Donna DeMarco,
old Double D.
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Jamie, I had no idea. I am so sorry.
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But I was a stupid teenager.
I guess I just didn't appreciate you then.
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I guess not.
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But that was a long time ago.
I'm not a stupid teenager anymore.
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Do you think maybe you could forgive
me, and maybe we could try again?
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Is that what you really want, Alan?
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Very much.
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Well, eat your heart out.
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You can never have this.
Never, never, never!
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00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,514
Well, I guess we know
why she's still single.
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You're right, Dad. This is fun.
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Told you. It just takes a little
while to get the hang of it.
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See if I can bring it in for a landing.
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Probably not a good idea.
There's no real place to put it.
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What do you think Donna DeMarco's
doing these days?
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