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Welcome to "Everlasting".

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Something's wrong. It's Mary.
Somehow, she got on the roof.

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Give me your hand right now.

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Come with me.

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Mary! Wait!

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One of our cast members passed away.

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I'm gonna call legal.
We'll deal with the family.

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But I want to zip this thing
up air tight. You hear me?

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No lights, no camera, no action.

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- Whole season's been kind of freaky.
- It's my first one.

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Maybe we should postpone the wedding.

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- This is about Rachel.
- Maybe.

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There is just so much
that you don't see. It's...

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When it comes to you, I
see more than you think.

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Coming home?

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Yeah.

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I just left my wife.

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We were on the beach, stark
naked, and we were in...

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You know, we were in the
middle of... of doing it.

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And suddenly, there were lights everywhere,

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just shining down at us.

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It was the birding club.

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16 old ladies just staring us
down at 5:00 in the morning.

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The most embarrassing moment of my life.

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I don't even know how you would do that.

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I don't like having sex on
the beach with all that sand.

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Yeah, that's what beds are for.

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All right, easy, boy.

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You've got enough toys
around here to play with.

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I don't want the toys.

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Sometimes a man wants a
grown-up to look him in the eye.

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Yeah, and people in hell...
they want ice water. I got to go.

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His royal highness has you
wiping his ass awfully early.

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Yeah, he was, uh, just
borrowing my cellphone.

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I think he had to call his lawyer

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about the vineyard or
something. I have no idea.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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But, um, look, we... we have a problem.

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- What? What happened?
- It's, um...

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I can't stop thinking
about the other night.

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Well, that... sucks for you.

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You should just tell your fiancée about it.

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Yeah, uh, look...

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You know what? It's...

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It... we didn't mean it,
okay? We were in shock.

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- Rachel? Control room.
- So it was just...

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- We got a big day.
- I'm flying in.

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I have to go. Quinn's freaking.

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- We're not done, now.
- I know.

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- We're talking later.
- Great.

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They say that every
cloud has a silver lining.

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And we here at "Everlasting"
believe that to be true.

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If the tragedy of Mary
Newhouse untimely death

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has taught us anything,
it's that life is fleeting...

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What the hell is he doing with an umbrella?

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It's not even raining.

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Cut! Cut!

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- Synced and corrected by killianp77 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Who wrote this crap? It's
just too much doom and gloom.

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It's my fault. I'll adjust
and give the note to Graham.

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Oh, hey, finally. All right, here we go.

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We are done with death, okay?

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Give me romance, romance, romance!

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Let's get this show back
to what it's all about.

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True love, baby!

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Thank you.

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All right, let's keep it
cool, guys. Let's keep it cool.

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It's kind of disgusting.

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- Fine. Thank you.
- Okay, okay.

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This week, it is spa dates, all right?

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We've got four girls left...

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Anna, Faith, Grace, and Shamiqua.

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Let's heat things up.
Let's keep America guessing.

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Come on, nobody is guessing.
That boy is going for Grace.

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- You don't know that for sure.
- Honey...

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- No, you don't...
- I may be gay, but I know

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what kind of punani
straight boys like, okay?

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I'm with homeboy. Grace
has the lips and the body,

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and she can count to 10... I think.

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That one's not even important, 10.

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Anna's a total catch. She's beautiful,
she graduated magna cum laude

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from, like, brown or something.

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And Adam is not as shallow as you think.

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He's just not.

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According to nobody but you.

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All right, let's just forget
who the front-runner is.

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I need a horse race.

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So, Jay, we need to amp up Shamiqua.

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I want less brains and
I want more cleavage.

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- You got it.
- Okay?

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And, Rachel, I don't know
what to do with Faith,

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but we've got to make her hot for Adam.

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And Anna... Anna's got to loosen up.

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Come on. Have some fun.

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Show some skin, you know?

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Adam wants a lady on the street
but a freak in the sheets.

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Capiche? Right?

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We got three more episodes
to get him to propose

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to one of these ding-dongs.

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Excuse me, Mr. Wilton. I'm so sorry.

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- Your wife is here.
- Ex-wife.

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Not soon enough.

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We need to talk.

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Uh, you guys can use my office.

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My, that's so generous of you, Quinn.

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I talked to my lawyer.

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- Bully for you.
- "Bully" is right.

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You can have your divorce, Chet.

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But I am gonna take you
for every penny you have.

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By the time I'm done with you,

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you are gonna be living in a
single in the city of commerce.

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Well, cali's a community-property state.

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You'll get your half. What are you doing?

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You can't drink. You're pregnant.

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Oh, please. At my age, 50/50,
it's a flipper baby anyways.

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And yeah, I will get my half.

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But this little sideshow attraction

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gonna get everything else.

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Child support's gonna
take you to the cleaners.

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I'd think about downsizing if I were you.

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Look, my lawyers

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are gonna fight you every step of the way,

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and your lawyers are
gonna fight my lawyers.

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Mm, let the games begin.

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And we're both gonna be paying
those lawyers millions...

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Millions we both lose.

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Or...

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Or?

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We cut a deal, right here, right now.

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Leave the lawyers out of it.

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I'm listening.

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Thanks so much. I appreciate it.

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- Well, hello.
- Hi.

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Hi. Here's to a good night.

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Yes, and very little sleep.

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When you do sleep...

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You're very active. Do you know that?

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You drool and you snore a lot. Just...

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Lucky you. Lucky you.

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Um, so, look... today, I, um...

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I'm gonna need you to bring your "A" game.

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- My "A" game?
- Yes, please.

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- Three days after a woman died.
- I know.

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It's super weird, but you know Quinn.

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She's doesn't like to linger
on feelings or anything.

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How about you?

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Lingering?

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My specialty.

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- Got it.
- Yeah.

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You know, she wants a little
romance to cleanse the palate.

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- Oh, I can do that.
- Not me, Romeo. Them.

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Get on out there.

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You all feel weird about this?

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What? The show?

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Yeah. I mean...

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Mary and all?

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And we're just... Here,
goofing off, having a good time?

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Yeah, it's hard, but
what's quitting the show

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or curling up in a ball
gonna do for anyone?

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If I had stayed home after my dad died,

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I would be eating my feelings

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and crying myself to sleep at night.

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At least on the show, I'm
doing something.

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I'm staying busy.

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I mean, do you really think that
Mary would've wanted us to quit?

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Ladies...

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May I?

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As a veteran of this series,
there's a little saying

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we have in showbiz...
"the show must go on."

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And in the case of your
quest for Everlasting love,

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the search must go on.

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After 13 seasons, that's all you got?

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Well, that and an Emmy.

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Yes! Hoo!

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Oh. $50 million?

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What were you thinking?

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Come on.

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I thought we weren't gonna
talk about that anymore.

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Oh, come on.

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I mean, I worked really
hard for that money, too.

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And what did she do?

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She shopped at whole foods and lululemon?

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I-I don't like it any more than you do,

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but at least it clears
the way for you and me.

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Yeah, I guess.

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It's actually sort of sweet,

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you giving away 50 mil for little, old me.

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And you are worth every cent.

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Oh, we'll make that cash back in no time.

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All we have to do is
start selling some shows.

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And...

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Oh, speak of the devil.

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- There's Brad.
- And the best part?

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The wicked witch of brentwood.

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won't be able to touch a
cent we make from here on in.

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All right, hold on. Hoo!

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All right, here we go.

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Hey, guys.

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- Hey!
- Hi!

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How's everyone holding up?

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You know, it's... it's been a little tough,

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but we're getting through it.

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I... I feel terrible.

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But how about those
monster numbers last night?

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Right?

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Yeah, 6.8... up 22% from last week.

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Whoo!

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Yeah, people should die more often.

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I know! Unbelievable!

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How's, uh, how's her kid doing?

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Fine, I think.

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Management is thrilled with these numbers.

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They want to capitalize on
the momentum, so get this.

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They want to end the season with Cromwell

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marrying one of these chicks, live, on air.

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So we're talking about

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a two-hour special "Everlasting" wedding.

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I mean, is that not genius?

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Can you guys make that happen?

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What if we take it one step further

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and use the wedding to backdoor
a spin-off for next season?

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Right.

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And... and, uh, we have
Adam and his new bride,

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um, adjusting to the
upper-crust life in the UK.

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- We'll call it "Royal Love".
- Oh.

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Sweet! I'll tell you what.

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You get him to marry
the Mexican bikini model,

228
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and you've got yourselves
a deal, all right?

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She'll bring in the telemundo audience.

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Okay.

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Bye! Boom!

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That's what I'm talking about. Synergy.

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You and me. Oh, man.

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We're gonna double that 50 mil in no time.

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I love you.

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Oh, I love you, too.

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Wait. So, I don't get it.

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Are you saying that I've already won?

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Isn't that great? What do you say?

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Shouldn't be so hard to be married

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to such a beautiful,
exotic, and compelling woman.

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I mean, that's... that's
quite a proposition.

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Um, so, on this show...

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- "Royal Love".
- Ooh.

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I love how that sounds.

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So, uh, Grace and I...
we're gonna be married?

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No. You'll be married on "Everlasting."

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You'll propose in the final episode,

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and then we'll do a two-hour special

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when we introduce the spin-off.

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A spin-off. So exciting.

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Yeah, indeed.

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00:10:15,454 --> 00:10:17,154
So glad you two are on board.

254
00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:19,656
Quinn, we're ready for Grace now.

255
00:10:19,658 --> 00:10:22,075
Okay. Copy that. I'm sending her down.

256
00:10:22,077 --> 00:10:23,910
All right. So, just
keep this under your hat.

257
00:10:23,912 --> 00:10:25,662
The only reason why we're telling you this

258
00:10:25,664 --> 00:10:27,464
is 'cause we need you two to sign releases.

259
00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:29,049
Thing's moving at warp speed.

260
00:10:29,051 --> 00:10:30,750
- Consider me signed.
- All right.

261
00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:32,385
We'll draw up the paperwork.

262
00:10:32,387 --> 00:10:33,587
Thank you. Thanks.

263
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,005
Uh, Quinn, uh...

264
00:10:35,007 --> 00:10:37,724
Before you do that...

265
00:10:37,726 --> 00:10:39,726
You okay, Chief?

266
00:10:39,728 --> 00:10:41,094
Yeah, look. Uh...

267
00:10:41,096 --> 00:10:43,814
don't get me wrong, Grace is a lovely girl,

268
00:10:43,816 --> 00:10:45,732
but what you're suggesting is absurd.

269
00:10:45,734 --> 00:10:47,567
I signed on for one season of this.

270
00:10:47,569 --> 00:10:49,769
One season, that's it.

271
00:10:49,771 --> 00:10:51,488
And look, I don't intend
to stick around for another,

272
00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:54,274
so, I mean, find yourself another patsy.

273
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:03,578
"What a lovely house
you have, your lordship.

274
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,214
Thank you so much for having me.

275
00:11:06,216 --> 00:11:08,084
Mm. So nice to be here.

276
00:11:08,277 --> 00:11:09,860
It's a pleasure to meet you.

277
00:11:09,863 --> 00:11:14,532
My name is Grace... Grace Cromwell."

278
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:20,288
Practicing your accent, huh?

279
00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:23,841
Your mascara's smudged.

280
00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:27,512
Do you really think he's gonna pick you?

281
00:11:27,514 --> 00:11:29,013
Sluts get cut...

282
00:11:30,216 --> 00:11:32,183
Or that's what I hear.

283
00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:36,354
Honey, I know he's gonna pick me.

284
00:11:36,356 --> 00:11:38,856
It's all worked out.

285
00:11:38,858 --> 00:11:41,692
What is that supposed to mean?

286
00:11:41,694 --> 00:11:44,062
The pressure is on, ladies.

287
00:11:44,064 --> 00:11:49,033
Now, since Maya sadly decided
to, of course, leave the show,

288
00:11:49,035 --> 00:11:51,486
each of you have made it to the final four.

289
00:11:51,488 --> 00:11:53,905
We know it has been stressful for all of us

290
00:11:53,907 --> 00:11:57,542
these past few weeks, which is why we're
giving you a chance to relax with Adam

291
00:11:57,544 --> 00:12:02,528
- and rejuvenate at a tranquil zen paradise
- Anna. Anna, hi. Smile, okay?

292
00:12:02,714 --> 00:12:03,714
Behind me are candles.

293
00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:06,634
Each one of these candles is
a symbol of your burning desire

294
00:12:06,636 --> 00:12:08,302
to win Adam's heart.

295
00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:09,587
- Hey.
- Hey.

296
00:12:09,589 --> 00:12:11,172
Everything hunky-dory?

297
00:12:11,174 --> 00:12:13,307
- Yeah, hunkiest-doriest.
- You got a sec?

298
00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:16,260
I'm kind of in the middle of something.

299
00:12:16,262 --> 00:12:18,262
Okay. Now's good for me.

300
00:12:19,064 --> 00:12:21,599
Okay, cut. Everybody take five, please.

301
00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:32,823
Hey, psst. Shamiqua, come here.

302
00:12:32,825 --> 00:12:35,409
So, you're with me on this, right? Really?

303
00:12:35,411 --> 00:12:38,362
This is what it's come to
after hanging in there for weeks

304
00:12:38,364 --> 00:12:41,115
through a suicide? Now
it's "flash them titties"?

305
00:12:41,117 --> 00:12:42,416
Come on, girl.

306
00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:44,335
Seriously, you've got to
give me something.

307
00:12:44,337 --> 00:12:45,536
Or what?

308
00:12:45,538 --> 00:12:47,538
Or we both go home.

309
00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,373
You're my last girl.

310
00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:54,611
Well, what makes you think
I can even turn Adam around?

311
00:12:54,668 --> 00:12:56,201
Hey, he didn't want to do this show.

312
00:12:56,202 --> 00:12:58,751
- You're our limey whisperer.
- Okay, listen. That was then.

313
00:12:58,788 --> 00:13:01,173
We weren't asking him to sign
on and marry one of these girls.

314
00:13:01,175 --> 00:13:03,225
Come on. We're talking about a year here.

315
00:13:03,227 --> 00:13:05,060
Then they get a big, juicy divorce,

316
00:13:05,062 --> 00:13:06,761
splash it all over the tabloids.

317
00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:08,647
Screw all the D-listers they want.

318
00:13:09,633 --> 00:13:10,882
All right, okay.

319
00:13:10,884 --> 00:13:12,667
So let's say that I, uh...

320
00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:14,669
Let's say that I can, right?

321
00:13:14,671 --> 00:13:15,821
Let's say I can turn him around.

322
00:13:15,923 --> 00:13:17,873
- What's in it for me?
- Wheeling and dealing?

323
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:19,458
Oh, mama bear taught you well.

324
00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:21,410
I'm just saying, you
are getting a spin-off.

325
00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:24,345
He's getting another year
to promote his vineyard.

326
00:13:24,347 --> 00:13:26,481
All right, all right,
fine. What do you want?

327
00:13:26,483 --> 00:13:29,017
Peace in the middle east.

328
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,320
A sailboat full of ponies?

329
00:13:32,322 --> 00:13:35,523
Regular, miniature ponies? Continue. Or?

330
00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,526
My own show.

331
00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:41,496
Okay. Take "Royal Love".

332
00:13:41,498 --> 00:13:44,866
No. Just flat-out no.

333
00:13:44,868 --> 00:13:47,035
I'm not gonna get in between you and Quinn.

334
00:13:47,037 --> 00:13:48,419
Oh, Quinn's with me now.

335
00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:50,672
No, she's done her time in the trenches.

336
00:13:50,674 --> 00:13:52,674
It's your turn to not have a life.

337
00:13:52,676 --> 00:13:54,375
Come on. What do you say?

338
00:13:54,377 --> 00:13:57,128
Grunt to executive
producer, blink of an eye.

339
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,930
It's a deal of a lifetime.

340
00:13:58,932 --> 00:14:02,383
All I have to do is deliver Adam?

341
00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:05,220
Well, on a silver platter.

342
00:14:05,222 --> 00:14:07,021
Of course.

343
00:14:07,023 --> 00:14:08,523
Oh. Hey, Adam!

344
00:14:08,525 --> 00:14:10,775
Adam, can I talk to you for a second?

345
00:14:10,777 --> 00:14:14,445
Hey. I, uh, wanted to talk to you.

346
00:14:14,447 --> 00:14:15,780
Let me guess.

347
00:14:15,782 --> 00:14:17,482
About "Royal Love",
this ludicrous spin-off

348
00:14:17,484 --> 00:14:19,400
Chet and Quinn are trying to rope me into?

349
00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:20,702
Just heard about it, yeah.

350
00:14:20,704 --> 00:14:21,903
These people are mad. I...

351
00:14:21,905 --> 00:14:24,155
A marriage was never part of the deal.

352
00:14:24,157 --> 00:14:26,124
Honestly, it's only for a year.

353
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,293
Yeah, we'll just... We'll just
get married and just fake it.

354
00:14:28,295 --> 00:14:29,711
Of course. Brilliant.

355
00:14:29,713 --> 00:14:31,663
I would never do that
to one of these girls.

356
00:14:31,665 --> 00:14:34,082
Believe it or not, I actually
have a modicum of respect for them.

357
00:14:34,084 --> 00:14:36,634
Oh, I can't wait to get
the hell out of here.

358
00:14:36,636 --> 00:14:38,086
Yeah. Copy that, buddy.

359
00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:40,088
It's only three more weeks, right?

360
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,090
Trust me, I'm counting the days.

361
00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:46,862
A.D.s, go to two.

362
00:14:46,864 --> 00:14:48,397
Copy that.

363
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:55,236
"Royal Love"? Really?

364
00:14:55,238 --> 00:14:56,487
Who told you?

365
00:14:56,489 --> 00:14:59,774
A little bird with a great
ass and a deep throat.

366
00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:02,110
Grace is such an idiot.

367
00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:05,530
Yeah, which is why I should
be the one who wins this.

368
00:15:05,532 --> 00:15:07,749
What? Look, I don't even know

369
00:15:07,751 --> 00:15:09,917
why they went to her in the first place.

370
00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,586
Yeah, they hook up or whatever,

371
00:15:11,588 --> 00:15:14,205
but Adam came to my father's
funeral for a reason.

372
00:15:14,207 --> 00:15:16,874
Okay? We have a real connection.

373
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:19,961
I think that you would...
You would be great.

374
00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:23,298
You would be so much
better than Grace for Adam.

375
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:26,134
I mean, if it were up to me, it would...

376
00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:28,303
It would definitely be you.

377
00:15:28,305 --> 00:15:30,188
But?

378
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,140
Do you really want it?

379
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:35,026
'Cause I can work it on my end.

380
00:15:35,028 --> 00:15:38,446
But you're just gonna have
to work it with Adam, okay?

381
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:42,200
You make him want you and
then get him on board with it.

382
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,735
Well, what about Grace?

383
00:15:43,737 --> 00:15:45,036
I'll just...

384
00:15:45,038 --> 00:15:46,788
You focus on your future husband, okay?

385
00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:48,156
I'll take care of it.

386
00:15:49,993 --> 00:15:51,909
So, what's up? We have a deal?

387
00:15:51,911 --> 00:15:54,295
Yeah. Deal.

388
00:15:54,297 --> 00:15:55,997
I like you.

389
00:15:58,871 --> 00:16:01,740
So, each of our contestants
gets a chance to experience

390
00:16:01,742 --> 00:16:04,409
an individual spa treatment with Adam.

391
00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:06,795
Let's see how it's going, shall we?

392
00:16:06,797 --> 00:16:08,163
Whoa-ho-ho!

393
00:16:08,165 --> 00:16:10,815
Great idea, showing a little more skin.

394
00:16:10,817 --> 00:16:12,250
Ratings aren't the only thing
that're gonna be going up.

395
00:16:12,252 --> 00:16:15,303
- Soft-tissue massage.
- Right.

396
00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:17,172
Soft tissue.

397
00:16:17,174 --> 00:16:18,423
Right.

398
00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:19,925
Whoa.

399
00:16:19,927 --> 00:16:22,678
Ah. Just start with my back first, mister.

400
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,479
We'll see how far you get.

401
00:16:24,481 --> 00:16:27,099
Beautiful, black boner killer.

402
00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:32,354
Medicinal mud has been used for
centuries as a healing regimen.

403
00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:35,273
So you want us to rub this
dirt all over ourselves?

404
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:41,880
The mud opens the pores to
relax and invigorate the body.

405
00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:46,001
All right.

406
00:16:51,508 --> 00:16:53,625
Mm. Sexy.

407
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:58,096
Check him out.

408
00:16:58,098 --> 00:17:00,132
Okay.

409
00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:04,803
Do you feel invigorated?

410
00:17:04,805 --> 00:17:06,438
Really? That's what you're gonna do?

411
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,307
Oh. Mm. No.

412
00:17:11,678 --> 00:17:12,861
You like that?!

413
00:17:12,863 --> 00:17:15,063
Oh! Who's invigorated now?!

414
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:16,982
Oh, I feel so alive!

415
00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:19,534
Oh, no. No!

416
00:17:21,321 --> 00:17:22,554
Yeah! You like it?!

417
00:17:22,556 --> 00:17:24,539
You like that?! Yeah!

418
00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:27,826
Cut, please, cut.

419
00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:29,828
The cedar enzyme bath

420
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:33,381
boosts circulation and metabolism.

421
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:36,835
It's both relaxing and energizing.

422
00:17:36,837 --> 00:17:38,837
Seems... Interesting.

423
00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:40,272
So, wait.

424
00:17:40,274 --> 00:17:42,340
We're just... we're gonna,
like, lay on top of it?

425
00:17:42,342 --> 00:17:43,558
Oh, no.

426
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,310
You'll be immersed.

427
00:17:45,312 --> 00:17:47,229
Oh, my God.

428
00:17:48,682 --> 00:17:52,067
Okay.

429
00:17:58,242 --> 00:17:59,991
The warmth you feel is produced

430
00:17:59,993 --> 00:18:03,995
by a biological fermentation process.

431
00:18:03,997 --> 00:18:05,697
This feels good.

432
00:18:05,699 --> 00:18:08,533
I can't...

433
00:18:10,204 --> 00:18:11,870
Grace, are you okay?

434
00:18:11,872 --> 00:18:14,122
I can't just sit here.

435
00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:16,675
I... are you okay?

436
00:18:16,677 --> 00:18:18,210
That's not good.

437
00:18:18,212 --> 00:18:19,461
No! Aah!

438
00:18:19,463 --> 00:18:21,046
I can't! I'm not doing this!

439
00:18:21,048 --> 00:18:22,380
No, no, no!

440
00:18:22,382 --> 00:18:23,799
Cut! Cut, cut, cut!

441
00:18:23,801 --> 00:18:25,467
Grace?! Grace? You okay?

442
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,887
I'm sorry. I'm claustrophobic, okay?

443
00:18:28,889 --> 00:18:30,555
Ever since I was a little girl.

444
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:33,358
Where I come from, being
buried alive is no joke.

445
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,093
- I can't.
- I'm sorry.

446
00:18:35,095 --> 00:18:36,812
You didn't know that
she was claustrophobic?

447
00:18:36,814 --> 00:18:39,530
If I did do you think I would've done
that? Do you want me to go talk to her?

448
00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:40,748
No, I'll handle it.

449
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,400
You just start setting
up for the next date.

450
00:18:42,402 --> 00:18:46,321
Maybe that could be good,
you know, emotion-wise.

451
00:18:46,323 --> 00:18:49,106
You know, Adam consoles phobic chick?

452
00:18:49,108 --> 00:18:50,541
Oh, yeah, more consoling. That's hot.

453
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:51,409
I just... I don't even know

454
00:18:51,411 --> 00:18:53,829
that he's gonna go for
somebody so high-strung.

455
00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:56,597
Brad wants Grace.
I don't give a crap.

456
00:18:56,599 --> 00:18:57,432
I just want a show.

457
00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:59,718
Okay, well, then we'll
just sell Anna to Brad.

458
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,553
I mean, she's so much classier.

459
00:19:01,555 --> 00:19:03,421
Hold your horses, Tonto.

460
00:19:03,423 --> 00:19:06,925
Let's see how the date
goes first, all right?

461
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:11,479
Hey.

462
00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:17,234
Um, locations gave me a bunch
of brochures of places we can go,

463
00:19:17,336 --> 00:19:19,520
you know, for the wedding?

464
00:19:19,522 --> 00:19:22,122
I thought that, you know, we
were talking about seeing...

465
00:19:22,142 --> 00:19:24,775
I know. Look, after...

466
00:19:24,777 --> 00:19:27,946
Everything that happened
with Mary, it just...

467
00:19:27,948 --> 00:19:31,283
It really put everything in perspective.

468
00:19:31,285 --> 00:19:34,119
I want to make things better, Jer.

469
00:19:34,121 --> 00:19:36,671
Okay, guys, moving on. Next setup.

470
00:19:36,673 --> 00:19:37,873
Got it!

471
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,958
We need to talk about this later.

472
00:19:42,629 --> 00:19:46,431
Tantra is about accessing our energies

473
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:49,467
to enhance pleasure and dissolve the ego.

474
00:19:54,274 --> 00:19:57,108
Oh. This is really good.

475
00:19:57,110 --> 00:20:01,947
With practice, partners
can make love for hours

476
00:20:01,949 --> 00:20:04,733
and have orgasms without touching...

477
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:06,579
Damn.

478
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:08,982
This bitch looks like
she could eat him alive.

479
00:20:08,988 --> 00:20:10,454
Well, look who's a little minx.

480
00:20:10,456 --> 00:20:12,489
- I'd totally do her.
- Mm-hmm.

481
00:20:12,491 --> 00:20:13,741
Yeah, if she gives us heat, so would I.

482
00:20:14,911 --> 00:20:20,381
Breathe them in. Feel them.

483
00:20:22,168 --> 00:20:23,834
Sorry, guys.

484
00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:26,370
- Sound needs us to hold for a plane.
- Holding.

485
00:20:29,392 --> 00:20:31,976
You know, this is actually kind of fun.

486
00:20:31,978 --> 00:20:33,928
Breathing each other in?

487
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:36,063
Well, I... I don't know about you,

488
00:20:36,065 --> 00:20:39,400
but I personally prefer
physical touch when I orgasm.

489
00:20:39,402 --> 00:20:41,185
Are you making a pass at me?

490
00:20:42,405 --> 00:20:44,905
Do you want me to?

491
00:20:44,907 --> 00:20:47,224
Naughty girl.

492
00:20:47,226 --> 00:20:51,862
With the right person, you have no idea.

493
00:20:51,864 --> 00:20:54,282
Oh-ho-ho! Finally,
some friggin' chemistry.

494
00:20:54,284 --> 00:20:56,500
Yeah. No kidding. It's great.

495
00:20:56,502 --> 00:20:59,120
Yeah, no, I need to do some
yoga, 'cause this is just...

496
00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:03,007
Is there a lot of yoga in England?

497
00:21:03,009 --> 00:21:04,709
Don't know.

498
00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:06,794
More a polo guy.

499
00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:10,431
Well, I'm sure that we
could find some creative way

500
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,383
to release our energies.

501
00:21:12,385 --> 00:21:13,601
What?

502
00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:15,386
Yeah, you know, just, in England,

503
00:21:15,388 --> 00:21:17,221
we could find something...

504
00:21:17,223 --> 00:21:19,523
You and me in England?

505
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:24,061
So now they want you to
go to England with me?

506
00:21:24,063 --> 00:21:25,563
- No.
- Of course they do.

507
00:21:25,565 --> 00:21:28,231
Yep. Adam...

508
00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:29,817
These people are vulgar.

509
00:21:29,819 --> 00:21:34,238
They will do anything they can
to make a quick buck off us.

510
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,956
And you'd willingly be a part of that?

511
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:37,958
I... I'm sorry. I... I didn't...

512
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,794
I mean, I got excited.

513
00:21:39,796 --> 00:21:41,212
What are you doing?

514
00:21:41,214 --> 00:21:42,747
- We're still shooting.
- Forget it.

515
00:21:42,749 --> 00:21:44,799
This date's over.

516
00:21:48,216 --> 00:21:49,800
Adam. Hey, hey, hey.

517
00:21:49,803 --> 00:21:51,052
Come on. Where are you going?

518
00:21:51,054 --> 00:21:52,838
To get a drink. It's ridiculous.

519
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,340
"Royal Love"... Like
I'm so bendy child's toy

520
00:21:55,342 --> 00:21:57,175
they can twist however they like...

521
00:21:57,177 --> 00:22:00,178
Listen, I think it's a good
idea, for what it's worth.

522
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:02,264
You are literally insane if you think

523
00:22:02,266 --> 00:22:05,400
I'm gonna marry a girl I met
three weeks ago on a TV show.

524
00:22:05,402 --> 00:22:07,452
It doesn't matter how fantastic she is.

525
00:22:07,454 --> 00:22:10,371
My God, they're both willing
to sign on the dotted line,

526
00:22:10,373 --> 00:22:11,039
- aren't they?
- Yeah, totally.

527
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:12,491
What would drive a woman to do that?

528
00:22:12,493 --> 00:22:15,159
Oh, God. Every single fairy tale she's read

529
00:22:15,196 --> 00:22:16,862
since she was about I
would say 3 years old.

530
00:22:16,864 --> 00:22:19,365
- Wine?
- Yes, yes, thank you so much.

531
00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:20,699
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.

532
00:22:20,879 --> 00:22:22,596
I am just telling you to think about it.

533
00:22:22,597 --> 00:22:24,713
You would be getting everything you wanted

534
00:22:24,715 --> 00:22:27,550
when you signed on for the
show, all of that exposure.

535
00:22:27,552 --> 00:22:29,385
So many people have taken that...

536
00:22:29,387 --> 00:22:31,604
That reality-show TV moment

537
00:22:31,606 --> 00:22:33,689
and turned it into something legit.

538
00:22:33,691 --> 00:22:34,807
I'm sorry.

539
00:22:34,809 --> 00:22:36,358
Is the real Rachel anywhere nearby?

540
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,227
'Cause I don't recognize
this golem in front of me.

541
00:22:39,897 --> 00:22:41,447
- Oh.
- What?

542
00:22:41,449 --> 00:22:42,648
I get it.

543
00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:44,733
What are you getting out of this?

544
00:22:47,038 --> 00:22:48,621
I would be the showrunner.

545
00:22:48,623 --> 00:22:49,905
Of course.

546
00:22:49,907 --> 00:22:53,207
It's everything I wanted my entire career.

547
00:22:53,294 --> 00:22:55,244
Well, since when? Last night, you
were talking about writing novels

548
00:22:55,246 --> 00:22:56,712
and saving African AIDS babies.

549
00:22:56,714 --> 00:22:58,964
Those are just my dreams.
This is my actual life.

550
00:22:58,966 --> 00:23:00,466
So you're using me.

551
00:23:00,468 --> 00:23:01,967
Yeah, I am.

552
00:23:01,969 --> 00:23:03,419
- When I get used...
- Mm-hmm.

553
00:23:03,421 --> 00:23:04,887
I like to get paid a lot.

554
00:23:04,889 --> 00:23:06,639
This deal's not cutting it for me.

555
00:23:06,641 --> 00:23:08,724
Another year on a reality TV show,

556
00:23:08,726 --> 00:23:10,593
dancing for the organ grinder?

557
00:23:10,595 --> 00:23:12,978
No way. Besides, you know as well as I do

558
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:15,781
I did this so I could
get away from my family.

559
00:23:15,783 --> 00:23:19,201
I do this insipid "Royal
Love", I'm back where I started,

560
00:23:19,203 --> 00:23:20,820
only with more for them
to ridicule me with.

561
00:23:20,822 --> 00:23:23,155
Listen, I'm just telling
you to think about it.

562
00:23:23,157 --> 00:23:26,108
The marriage wouldn't be real.
You could have it annulled.

563
00:23:26,110 --> 00:23:27,443
It would be real.

564
00:23:27,445 --> 00:23:29,278
This may shock you, Rachel,

565
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,114
but marriage actually
means something to me.

566
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,800
What the hell is this?

567
00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:50,803
No, Rachel, Jay, why
is the mansion prepped?

568
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,555
The elimination ceremony is tomorrow.

569
00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:54,424
Damn it! Answer! All right?

570
00:23:54,468 --> 00:23:56,001
Come on. This is all wrong.

571
00:23:56,003 --> 00:24:00,506
Or... maybe it's just right.

572
00:24:04,228 --> 00:24:08,013
Shall we check it out?

573
00:24:08,015 --> 00:24:09,348
What?

574
00:24:10,985 --> 00:24:13,152
Mmm. Oh, my God.

575
00:24:13,154 --> 00:24:14,436
What is this?

576
00:24:14,438 --> 00:24:17,106
Cuisse de grenouilles sur un bâton.

577
00:24:17,108 --> 00:24:19,525
Frog legs on a stick.

578
00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:23,195
Frog. No shit.

579
00:24:23,197 --> 00:24:26,198
This, um...

580
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,284
This whole thing is... is too much.

581
00:24:29,286 --> 00:24:31,870
This must've cost you a mint.

582
00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:35,257
You gave away $50 million this morning.

583
00:24:35,259 --> 00:24:37,843
I don't want to talk about money.

584
00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:40,546
I want to talk about you... and me.

585
00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:43,715
The only thing that matters is us.

586
00:24:43,717 --> 00:24:48,387
We'll make money. "Royal Love", whatever.

587
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:02,568
Open it.

588
00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:16,715
It's your turn now.

589
00:25:16,717 --> 00:25:18,667
But you're not even divorced yet.

590
00:25:18,669 --> 00:25:21,803
I say as soon as the papers
come in, let's just do it.

591
00:25:21,805 --> 00:25:25,157
I don't want to wait anymore,
not after eight years.

592
00:25:34,268 --> 00:25:36,935
Will you marry me?

593
00:25:40,774 --> 00:25:42,908
Screw it. Yes, yes.

594
00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:45,244
Let's get married.

595
00:25:45,246 --> 00:25:48,197
Let's get married.

596
00:26:15,276 --> 00:26:17,809
So, you know that thing
that we were talking about?

597
00:26:17,811 --> 00:26:20,112
Uh-huh. Yeah, it's not gonna happen.

598
00:26:21,949 --> 00:26:25,317
What thing?

599
00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:27,486
"Royal Love", with Adam.

600
00:26:27,488 --> 00:26:30,155
- He's not into it.
- Oh. Well...

601
00:26:30,157 --> 00:26:31,456
He will be.

602
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:34,559
You just got to give him the right reason.

603
00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:37,228
That's all. I trust you. You know why?

604
00:26:37,581 --> 00:26:39,164
'Cause you're a winner.

605
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:42,167
Thank you very much for
the vote of confidence,

606
00:26:42,169 --> 00:26:45,003
but he really is pretty out of it.

607
00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:46,972
Well, I've seen you at
the top of your game,

608
00:26:46,974 --> 00:26:49,424
- and I think you're gonna deliver.
- Not this time.

609
00:26:49,426 --> 00:26:52,010
I'm sorry. P.S.

610
00:26:52,012 --> 00:26:54,546
You're doubting your
own powers, aren't you?

611
00:26:54,548 --> 00:26:56,515
Creepy, little kid. Follow me.

612
00:26:56,517 --> 00:26:58,567
Let me show you something.

613
00:26:59,987 --> 00:27:01,770
Oh-ho-ho!

614
00:27:01,772 --> 00:27:05,857
Oh. Oh, you feel that?

615
00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:10,746
That is what it's like to be
in control, to be the boss.

616
00:27:10,748 --> 00:27:13,115
You control the machine.

617
00:27:13,117 --> 00:27:18,203
You can make it do whatever you like.

618
00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:24,176
What do you say we take her for a spin?

619
00:27:30,517 --> 00:27:32,184
Hey.

620
00:27:32,186 --> 00:27:33,885
Hey.

621
00:27:35,306 --> 00:27:39,423
So, um... listen, uh...

622
00:27:39,676 --> 00:27:44,846
I know we've been going
'round and 'round, but...

623
00:27:44,848 --> 00:27:46,933
I actually think you were right.

624
00:27:47,012 --> 00:27:48,761
We have been moving too fast.

625
00:27:48,764 --> 00:27:51,966
Look, I... I told you I didn't mean that.

626
00:27:51,968 --> 00:27:54,134
I was just upset, confused.

627
00:27:54,136 --> 00:27:58,305
You know, you and Rachel have...

628
00:28:00,142 --> 00:28:02,142
You and Rachel.

629
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:05,896
Don't do this.

630
00:28:05,898 --> 00:28:10,084
We have plans, Jer, for a life.

631
00:28:10,086 --> 00:28:13,237
Rachel, she's... she's
there, and then she's gone.

632
00:28:13,239 --> 00:28:14,738
She puts on a good show,

633
00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:17,992
but she doesn't give a damn
about anybody but herself.

634
00:28:17,994 --> 00:28:23,080
Look, you deserve someone who's
gonna love you all the way.

635
00:28:23,082 --> 00:28:26,550
You know? No regrets...

636
00:28:26,552 --> 00:28:28,886
No holding back.

637
00:28:28,939 --> 00:28:33,241
I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm not that guy.

638
00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:43,851
It's fun, isn't it?!

639
00:28:43,853 --> 00:28:45,402
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

640
00:28:45,404 --> 00:28:48,022
This is every day for
me... the life, the show,

641
00:28:48,024 --> 00:28:50,591
it's all coming at me at 80 miles per hour.

642
00:28:50,593 --> 00:28:51,825
Copy that.

643
00:28:51,827 --> 00:28:54,612
And I make it work,
even when it gets scary.

644
00:28:55,331 --> 00:28:56,997
- Which it does.
- Hey, Chet, what are you doing?

645
00:28:56,999 --> 00:28:59,482
- Stop pushing my leg!
- More than you know!

646
00:28:59,484 --> 00:29:00,901
Chet!

647
00:29:03,539 --> 00:29:06,306
Ah, as much shit as I give
you, Rachel, I love you for it.

648
00:29:06,308 --> 00:29:07,507
You know something, I
really don't like this.

649
00:29:07,509 --> 00:29:08,976
If you really want to make it, Rachel,

650
00:29:08,978 --> 00:29:10,427
you got to be willing to drive the car

651
00:29:10,429 --> 00:29:11,962
as fast as it'll take you.

652
00:29:11,964 --> 00:29:14,715
Even when you feel this
close to crashing and burning,

653
00:29:14,717 --> 00:29:18,468
- you've got to just keep driving!
- Chet, let go of my leg!

654
00:29:19,605 --> 00:29:21,055
There's nothing you can't do, Rachel!

655
00:29:21,057 --> 00:29:22,389
- Nothing!
- Chet!

656
00:29:31,567 --> 00:29:34,117
Ah, well, lesson learned.

657
00:29:34,119 --> 00:29:38,155
I just wish someone had done
that for me when I was your age.

658
00:29:38,157 --> 00:29:42,076
Now... go get me Adam.

659
00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:54,407
These numbers are too low.

660
00:29:54,409 --> 00:29:55,908
These numbers are too high.

661
00:29:55,910 --> 00:29:57,777
These numbers don't equal this total.

662
00:29:57,779 --> 00:30:00,496
So whoever did this must've
been high or half asleep.

663
00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:02,114
I don't care.

664
00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:07,169
Okay.

665
00:30:07,171 --> 00:30:08,921
You know what? Just go...
go... go get it fixed.

666
00:30:08,923 --> 00:30:10,706
I don't care how you do
it. Just get it fixed.

667
00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:11,924
- Hey, hey.
- Thank you.

668
00:30:11,926 --> 00:30:13,459
Uh, what was that all about?

669
00:30:13,461 --> 00:30:15,428
Ah, some people just need to
be reminded of their power.

670
00:30:15,430 --> 00:30:17,129
If we're gonna make that spin-off money,

671
00:30:17,131 --> 00:30:19,532
she's got to come through.

672
00:30:19,534 --> 00:30:20,933
Oh.

673
00:30:20,935 --> 00:30:23,135
Hey, why don't you, uh...

674
00:30:23,137 --> 00:30:24,770
Why don't you check her out?

675
00:30:24,772 --> 00:30:26,522
Make sure she got the message.

676
00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:27,807
Okay.

677
00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:32,478
Whew.

678
00:30:36,217 --> 00:30:38,618
Are you okay?

679
00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:43,155
You need to pull your shit together.

680
00:30:43,157 --> 00:30:45,491
Excuse me?

681
00:30:45,493 --> 00:30:47,376
I mean, what is wrong with you?

682
00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:49,078
You used to be like a shark.

683
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,197
Dead eyes, no emotion, no weakness.

684
00:30:51,199 --> 00:30:52,498
- And now look at you.
- I'm sorry.

685
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:54,133
Are you honestly taking his side?

686
00:30:54,135 --> 00:30:56,135
Because the guy basically
tried to drive me off a cliff.

687
00:30:56,137 --> 00:30:59,087
- Oh, please.
- Holy crap.

688
00:30:59,089 --> 00:31:00,222
- That's a nice ring.
- Yeah.

689
00:31:00,224 --> 00:31:01,390
Yeah.

690
00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:03,142
Chet and I are together now,

691
00:31:03,144 --> 00:31:05,394
so you need to suck it up and do your job.

692
00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:08,731
Yeah, right. Which is what,
exactly? I just want to clarify.

693
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:10,650
You want me to go into Adam's room
and convince him to do something

694
00:31:10,652 --> 00:31:12,018
that he doesn't want to do, right?

695
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:15,438
Hell, yeah. Since when is that news?

696
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,189
Okay, how would you like me to do it?

697
00:31:17,191 --> 00:31:18,858
Because you've taken away his winery.

698
00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:21,277
You've turned it into the
"Everlasting" theme park.

699
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:23,613
And now you're asking me
to get him back on board

700
00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,197
with his family, whom he loathes,

701
00:31:25,199 --> 00:31:27,867
and, quite honestly, they're
not crazy about him, either.

702
00:31:27,869 --> 00:31:30,586
Why are you letting Adam
get up all in your vag?

703
00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:33,055
He's a prop, Rachel.

704
00:31:34,676 --> 00:31:39,345
Because maybe I'm just sick
of being a manipulative bitch.

705
00:31:39,347 --> 00:31:40,680
Oh.

706
00:31:40,682 --> 00:31:43,516
Well, let me tell you, sweetheart,

707
00:31:43,518 --> 00:31:46,235
there's no sense fighting that.

708
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:48,020
That's who we are.

709
00:31:51,359 --> 00:31:53,359
Where are you going?

710
00:31:53,361 --> 00:31:58,030
To be a manipulative bitch.

711
00:31:58,032 --> 00:31:59,332
No means no.

712
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:01,200
Unless it gets you something you want.

713
00:32:01,202 --> 00:32:02,535
Which is?

714
00:32:02,537 --> 00:32:04,870
Which is your vineyard...
Adam Cromwell Winery.

715
00:32:04,872 --> 00:32:07,340
Fat chance. It's the
"Everlasting" spa and resort now.

716
00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,425
Not if you tell Chet you're
gonna do "Royal Love".

717
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:14,213
But only as "Royal Renovations".

718
00:32:14,215 --> 00:32:15,881
Okay, you cut a deal for the show,

719
00:32:15,883 --> 00:32:17,683
and you insist that they
shoot it at the vineyard.

720
00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:19,268
And we spend the entire
season renovating it

721
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:20,770
and putting it online,

722
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,772
and you are not gonna commit

723
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:25,057
unless you get the vineyard
back at the end of the year.

724
00:32:25,059 --> 00:32:26,776
I am talking about the classy cromwell one.

725
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,311
I'm not talking about the
cheesy "Everlasting" one.

726
00:32:29,313 --> 00:32:31,981
And I know that it's
another year of your life,

727
00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:34,900
but at the end of it, you
get everything you want.

728
00:32:34,902 --> 00:32:36,318
Okay, tell me.

729
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,654
Tell me that that's not
gonna impress your father.

730
00:32:38,656 --> 00:32:41,290
It's actually not a bad idea.

731
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,577
But getting married on reality TV?

732
00:32:44,579 --> 00:32:45,911
No, just forget it.

733
00:32:45,913 --> 00:32:48,213
Okay. So you pick Anna.

734
00:32:48,315 --> 00:32:51,917
You propose to her, and
then you just put it off.

735
00:32:51,919 --> 00:32:54,387
So she's your fiancée
for one year. Big deal.

736
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:56,472
You spend a year of your
life with some beautiful,

737
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:58,391
smart, sexy woman, and...

738
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,593
You know, when the show's over,

739
00:33:00,595 --> 00:33:03,429
you can... you can do whatever you want.

740
00:33:03,431 --> 00:33:04,814
No marriage.

741
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,515
Not unless you want to.

742
00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:09,068
Okay. So let's say I was interested.

743
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,604
- Mm-hmm.
- What would I need to do?

744
00:33:11,606 --> 00:33:14,740
You just got to get Anna back.

745
00:33:16,611 --> 00:33:19,111
Right.

746
00:33:22,116 --> 00:33:23,749
Madison!

747
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,334
This might qualify as coffee

748
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,753
from whatever fly-over
state you came out of,

749
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,955
but there is no way I'm drinking
this hillbilly monkey piss,

750
00:33:29,957 --> 00:33:33,042
so get your butt down to the
corner and get me a real latte.

751
00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:36,212
I got it.

752
00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:39,465
Word of advice... don't
roll over for Quinn.

753
00:33:39,467 --> 00:33:40,766
She likes the pushback.

754
00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:42,885
I mean, don't... don't be disrespectful,

755
00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:44,887
but get in the ring, have a little fun.

756
00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:48,724
I'm... I'm not scared of
Quinn, if that's what you mean.

757
00:33:48,726 --> 00:33:51,227
Mm. Guess that's why you flinch
every time she talks, huh?

758
00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:54,246
I don't really care how Quinn talks to me.

759
00:33:54,248 --> 00:33:56,782
I have wanted to be in this business

760
00:33:56,784 --> 00:34:00,619
ever since I was a little
girl, and here I am doing it.

761
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:02,571
Glamorous life of a P.A., huh?

762
00:34:02,573 --> 00:34:04,824
For now.

763
00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:09,545
Hey.

764
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,747
Hey. Hi. Hi.

765
00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:13,165
Um, so...

766
00:34:13,167 --> 00:34:16,418
I broke up with Lizzie.

767
00:34:16,820 --> 00:34:20,306
You what? Are you serious?

768
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,475
Are you gonna... are you okay?

769
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,876
Yeah, Rach, I'm more than okay.

770
00:34:24,878 --> 00:34:27,012
You know, I was just sick
of ignoring the obvious.

771
00:34:27,014 --> 00:34:29,014
What obvious?

772
00:34:29,016 --> 00:34:30,850
It's you.

773
00:34:32,687 --> 00:34:35,571
I just... I don't...

774
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:38,073
I'm not even sure...

775
00:34:49,453 --> 00:34:52,254
You sure now?

776
00:34:53,256 --> 00:34:54,623
Okay, people... two minutes.

777
00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:56,041
Two minutes.

778
00:34:56,043 --> 00:34:59,879
After wrap, meet me in your truck.

779
00:34:59,881 --> 00:35:03,382
Seriously, it's gonna be good.

780
00:35:03,384 --> 00:35:04,850
- Yeah.
- I promise.

781
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,775
Okay, guys, here we go! Places, please!

782
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:13,976
And action!

783
00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:15,394
Good evening, and welcome.

784
00:35:15,396 --> 00:35:17,396
It's a sad night here at the mansion,

785
00:35:17,398 --> 00:35:19,398
as one of our four remaining contestants

786
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,650
- will be leaving us...
- I'm sorry to interrupt you, uh, Graham...

787
00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:24,069
but there's something, um, I
would like to get off my chest

788
00:35:24,071 --> 00:35:26,205
before the elimination,
if that's all right.

789
00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:29,074
Of course, Adam, yes. What is it?

790
00:35:29,076 --> 00:35:31,911
Uh, Anna, my behavior on our
date today was inexcusable,

791
00:35:31,913 --> 00:35:34,246
and I was wondering if we might
have a moment alone together

792
00:35:34,248 --> 00:35:35,464
before the ceremony.

793
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,750
Yeah, of course.

794
00:35:37,752 --> 00:35:39,919
Okay.

795
00:35:39,921 --> 00:35:41,503
"A" cam, stay with Anna.

796
00:35:41,505 --> 00:35:44,924
And Adam on "B" cam go
wide, please? Thank you.

797
00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:00,072
I am sorry about today.

798
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:03,192
I was upset, and I wanted you to know

799
00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:05,244
that it had nothing to do with you.

800
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:08,280
It's, uh...

801
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:13,953
It's just overwhelming sometimes...

802
00:36:13,955 --> 00:36:15,454
Trying to remember who I am

803
00:36:15,456 --> 00:36:17,923
and what I want in the
middle of all this, and...

804
00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:19,191
It's easy to forget

805
00:36:19,193 --> 00:36:22,461
that I actually have
real feelings and desires.

806
00:36:22,463 --> 00:36:24,713
And what's crazy

807
00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:27,132
is that I know that you
and I have a connection.

808
00:36:27,134 --> 00:36:31,303
And I... I'd really like to
take the time to explore that.

809
00:36:31,305 --> 00:36:32,721
So would I.

810
00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:34,773
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

811
00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:38,777
Let's do that.

812
00:36:52,326 --> 00:36:55,327
Chet, look at this. Look...

813
00:36:55,329 --> 00:36:58,163
Oh. Uh, Chet?

814
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,838
Have you made your choice, Adam?

815
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,126
Yes, I have.

816
00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:03,229
Can't say I'm shocked.

817
00:38:03,231 --> 00:38:06,649
This entire show has been
an obscene waste of my time.

818
00:38:10,071 --> 00:38:11,404
Well...

819
00:38:11,406 --> 00:38:13,956
That's the last of my girls.

820
00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:16,508
- I'm out. Bye
-bye, Jay.

821
00:38:16,510 --> 00:38:17,293
Sorry, buddy.

822
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,462
Bye, Jay.

823
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:24,500
See you next season, chica.

824
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,344
Mm.

825
00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:38,648
Try not to blow anything up, okay?

826
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,112
- Hey.
- Tell me that one later.

827
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:27,397
Yeah, okay.

828
00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:29,315
All right. Hey.

829
00:39:30,017 --> 00:39:34,136
Hi. You were right.

830
00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:35,037
Me?

831
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:37,223
We should get married as soon as we can...

832
00:39:37,225 --> 00:39:38,924
As soon as the papers come through.

833
00:39:38,926 --> 00:39:42,411
Us, Vegas, Elvis impersonator.

834
00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:43,913
Let's do it.

835
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:46,049
That's amazing. Yes!

836
00:39:54,376 --> 00:39:56,593
Hey.

837
00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:58,879
- Hey.
- Do you need something?

838
00:39:58,881 --> 00:40:00,147
Uh, no.

839
00:40:00,149 --> 00:40:03,183
I just wanted to come by
and see that you were...

840
00:40:03,185 --> 00:40:04,568
Okay with everything.

841
00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:06,787
Yeah, like a dog with two tails.

842
00:40:06,789 --> 00:40:09,290
Gonna get everything I ever wanted, right?

843
00:40:10,228 --> 00:40:14,097
Yeah, well, it seems like things
went really well with Anna.

844
00:40:14,099 --> 00:40:16,516
Yeah. It did. She's... she's lovely.

845
00:40:16,518 --> 00:40:18,435
But we've been on two dates, and what...

846
00:40:18,437 --> 00:40:20,987
We're gonna commit to each
other for an entire year...

847
00:40:20,989 --> 00:40:23,856
- Adam, come on.
- What if I find out she drives me insane?

848
00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:26,725
Or I her. What're we gonna do then?

849
00:40:26,727 --> 00:40:28,811
Just fake it for a year?

850
00:40:28,813 --> 00:40:29,362
You know something?

851
00:40:29,364 --> 00:40:31,114
It's not even about feeling
anything or faking it.

852
00:40:31,116 --> 00:40:33,033
It's just about getting what you want.

853
00:40:33,035 --> 00:40:37,287
What if I can't have what I truly want?

854
00:40:47,518 --> 00:40:48,717
Rach.

855
00:40:50,688 --> 00:40:54,106
Rach.

856
00:41:21,757 --> 00:41:25,757
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