1 00:00:24,614 --> 00:00:27,492 I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was 2 00:00:28,492 --> 00:00:31,745 to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools 3 00:00:33,705 --> 00:00:36,708 run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... 4 00:00:39,461 --> 00:00:41,130 but I admire the sadism. 5 00:01:04,612 --> 00:01:05,737 I want names. 6 00:01:05,821 --> 00:01:07,573 I don't know who they were, honest. 7 00:01:08,157 --> 00:01:11,201 - It happened so fast. - Pugsley, emotion equals weakness. 8 00:01:12,077 --> 00:01:12,996 Pull yourself together. 9 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:15,748 Now. 10 00:01:19,127 --> 00:01:20,879 You scared, kid? Scared? 11 00:01:27,302 --> 00:01:28,135 You okay? 12 00:01:28,219 --> 00:01:29,978 I'm not about to confess to my brother 13 00:01:30,053 --> 00:01:32,431 that I've recently been plagued by visions. 14 00:01:33,016 --> 00:01:34,474 They come on without warning, 15 00:01:34,558 --> 00:01:38,437 and feel like electroshock therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn. 16 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,022 Leave this to me. 17 00:01:40,105 --> 00:01:41,105 Wednesday? 18 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,610 What are you gonna do? 19 00:01:43,693 --> 00:01:45,028 What I do best. 20 00:01:56,663 --> 00:02:01,710 ♪ Non, rien de rien... ♪ 21 00:02:01,793 --> 00:02:02,836 Yo, Dalton, look. 22 00:02:03,630 --> 00:02:04,755 Pigsley's sister. 23 00:02:08,050 --> 00:02:09,259 Hey, freak. 24 00:02:09,801 --> 00:02:12,430 This is a closed practice. 25 00:02:12,513 --> 00:02:15,682 The only person who gets to torture my brother is me. 26 00:02:19,229 --> 00:02:23,398 ♪ Non, rien de rien ♪ 27 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:29,196 ♪ Non, je ne regrette rien ♪ 28 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:34,701 ♪ Car ma vie, car mes joies ♪ 29 00:02:38,164 --> 00:02:43,336 ♪ Ça commence avec toi ♪ 30 00:03:59,329 --> 00:04:02,497 ♪ I close my eyes ♪ 31 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:07,628 ♪ Then I drift away ♪ 32 00:04:07,712 --> 00:04:11,966 ♪ Into the magic night ♪ 33 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:15,427 ♪ I softly say ♪ 34 00:04:16,387 --> 00:04:20,640 ♪ A silent prayer ♪ 35 00:04:20,724 --> 00:04:24,604 ♪ Like dreamers do ♪ 36 00:04:25,188 --> 00:04:29,441 ♪ Then I fall asleep to dream ♪ 37 00:04:29,525 --> 00:04:32,361 ♪ My dreams of you ♪ 38 00:04:34,989 --> 00:04:36,657 ♪ I remember ♪ 39 00:04:36,741 --> 00:04:41,912 ♪ That you said goodbye... ♪ 40 00:04:52,297 --> 00:04:53,590 Mmm. 41 00:04:56,803 --> 00:05:00,306 Darling, how long do you intend on giving us the cold shoulder? 42 00:05:02,099 --> 00:05:05,895 Lurch, please remind my parents that I'm no longer speaking to them. 43 00:05:07,397 --> 00:05:08,231 Hmm. 44 00:05:08,313 --> 00:05:10,190 I promise you, my little viper, 45 00:05:10,274 --> 00:05:12,777 you will love Nevermore. 46 00:05:12,859 --> 00:05:13,777 Won't she, Tish? 47 00:05:13,861 --> 00:05:16,114 Of course. It's the perfect school for her. 48 00:05:16,196 --> 00:05:19,325 Why? Because it was the perfect school for you? 49 00:05:19,409 --> 00:05:21,618 I have no interest in following in your footsteps. 50 00:05:21,702 --> 00:05:23,662 Becoming captain of the fencing team, 51 00:05:23,746 --> 00:05:26,666 Queen of the Dark Prom, President of the Séance Society. 52 00:05:26,748 --> 00:05:31,294 I merely meant that finally you will be among peers who understand you. 53 00:05:31,378 --> 00:05:33,630 Maybe you'll even make some friends. 54 00:05:35,299 --> 00:05:37,969 Nevermore is like no other boarding school. 55 00:05:39,262 --> 00:05:40,805 It's a magical place. 56 00:05:41,556 --> 00:05:43,265 It's where I met your mother. 57 00:05:44,142 --> 00:05:45,726 And we fell in love. 58 00:05:47,979 --> 00:05:49,938 You guys are making me nauseous. 59 00:05:50,981 --> 00:05:52,023 Not in a good way. 60 00:05:52,108 --> 00:05:55,277 Darling, we aren't the ones who got you expelled. 61 00:05:55,361 --> 00:05:59,657 That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. 62 00:05:59,739 --> 00:06:01,868 How would that have looked on your record? 63 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:02,950 Terrible. 64 00:06:03,994 --> 00:06:06,164 Everyone would know I failed to get the job done. 65 00:06:07,205 --> 00:06:08,291 Hmm. 66 00:06:12,878 --> 00:06:14,380 Just over here is fine. 67 00:06:22,597 --> 00:06:25,349 - Thanks. - You sure you want to get out here? 68 00:06:26,392 --> 00:06:30,270 The trail might look pretty, but it runs right past Nevermore. 69 00:06:30,938 --> 00:06:32,147 That school for outcasts? 70 00:06:32,231 --> 00:06:34,650 Huh. That's a polite way of putting it. 71 00:06:34,734 --> 00:06:37,111 I never had a problem with outcasts. 72 00:06:37,195 --> 00:06:39,446 My counselor at summer camp was a werewolf. 73 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:40,531 Great guy. 74 00:06:40,614 --> 00:06:43,284 Yeah, they're just like you and me, 75 00:06:43,366 --> 00:06:44,952 until they rip your throat out. 76 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:50,332 Thanks. 77 00:07:56,315 --> 00:07:59,777 At least it's turning into a beautiful day. 78 00:08:18,837 --> 00:08:21,632 Wednesday is certainly a unique name. 79 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:24,885 I'm guessing it was the day you were born? 80 00:08:24,969 --> 00:08:26,887 I was born on Friday the 13th. 81 00:08:26,970 --> 00:08:30,933 Her name comes from a line from my favorite nursery rhyme, 82 00:08:31,017 --> 00:08:33,436 "Wednesday's child is full of woe." 83 00:08:36,022 --> 00:08:40,066 You always had a unique perspective on the world, Morticia. 84 00:08:40,151 --> 00:08:41,151 Hmm. 85 00:08:41,192 --> 00:08:43,738 Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day? 86 00:08:44,655 --> 00:08:47,240 And you graduated with your sanity intact? 87 00:08:47,325 --> 00:08:48,618 Impressive. 88 00:08:50,076 --> 00:08:53,497 You've certainly had a very interesting educational journey. 89 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:55,373 Eight schools in five years. 90 00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:58,252 They haven't built one strong enough to hold me. 91 00:08:58,335 --> 00:09:00,421 I bet this place won't be any different. 92 00:09:00,503 --> 00:09:02,089 What our daughter is trying to say 93 00:09:02,172 --> 00:09:04,841 is that she greatly appreciates the opportunity. 94 00:09:08,262 --> 00:09:11,349 Nevermore doesn't usually accept students mid-term, 95 00:09:11,931 --> 00:09:14,768 but given Wednesday's perfect grades 96 00:09:14,851 --> 00:09:17,729 and your family's long history with the school, 97 00:09:17,812 --> 00:09:20,815 I've spoken with the board and we've made an exception. 98 00:09:27,072 --> 00:09:29,908 Larissa, what about Wednesday's, um... 99 00:09:30,825 --> 00:09:32,161 therapy sessions? 100 00:09:32,744 --> 00:09:34,372 The court ordered them. 101 00:09:34,455 --> 00:09:38,209 Hmm. The school has a relationship with a therapist in Jericho. 102 00:09:38,792 --> 00:09:42,379 - She can meet twice a week. - Did you hear that, my little storm cloud? 103 00:09:42,463 --> 00:09:44,130 You're in excellent hands. 104 00:09:44,215 --> 00:09:46,425 We'll see if she survives the first session. 105 00:09:49,552 --> 00:09:51,806 I've assigned you to your mother's old dorm. 106 00:09:51,888 --> 00:09:52,806 Ophelia Hall. 107 00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:56,811 Refresh my memory. 108 00:09:56,893 --> 00:09:58,729 Ophelia's the one who kills herself 109 00:09:58,812 --> 00:10:01,607 after being driven mad by her family, correct? 110 00:10:08,656 --> 00:10:10,990 Should we go meet your new roommate? 111 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:20,584 It's so... vivid. 112 00:10:24,171 --> 00:10:25,922 Howdy, roomie. 113 00:10:26,006 --> 00:10:29,176 Wednesday, this is Enid Sinclair. 114 00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:30,802 Are you feeling okay? 115 00:10:30,886 --> 00:10:32,388 You look a little pale. 116 00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:35,599 Wednesday always looks half-dead. 117 00:10:35,682 --> 00:10:36,850 Oh. 118 00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:38,978 Welcome to Ophelia Hall. 119 00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:42,690 Not a hugger. Got it. 120 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,315 Please excuse Wednesday. 121 00:10:44,399 --> 00:10:46,527 She's allergic to color. 122 00:10:46,609 --> 00:10:47,777 Oh, wow. 123 00:10:48,487 --> 00:10:49,780 What happens to you? 124 00:10:50,281 --> 00:10:53,950 I break out into hives and then the flesh peels off my bones. 125 00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:57,747 Luckily, we've special ordered you a uniform. 126 00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:59,998 Enid, please take Wednesday to the registrar's office 127 00:11:00,081 --> 00:11:02,250 to pick it up along with her schedule, 128 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:04,335 and give her a tour along the way. 129 00:11:16,348 --> 00:11:18,349 Nevermore was founded in 1791 130 00:11:18,434 --> 00:11:20,060 to educate people like us. 131 00:11:20,143 --> 00:11:21,811 Outcasts, freaks, monsters, 132 00:11:22,396 --> 00:11:24,815 fill in your favorite marginalized group here. 133 00:11:24,898 --> 00:11:27,026 You can save the sanitized sales pitch. 134 00:11:27,859 --> 00:11:30,445 - I don't plan on staying here for long. - Why not? 135 00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:32,114 This was my parents' idea. 136 00:11:32,697 --> 00:11:35,200 Oh look, there's my mother smirking at me. 137 00:11:35,868 --> 00:11:38,287 They've been looking for any excuse to send me here. 138 00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:42,333 It's all a part of their nefarious, yet completely obvious plan. 139 00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:43,459 What plan? 140 00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:46,128 To turn me into a version of themselves. 141 00:11:46,961 --> 00:11:49,465 In that case, perhaps you can clear something up. 142 00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:52,694 Rumor's been swirling around that you killed a kid at your old school, 143 00:11:52,718 --> 00:11:54,594 and your parents pulled strings to get you off. 144 00:11:54,677 --> 00:11:56,931 Actually, it was two kids, but who's counting? 145 00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:02,728 Welcome to the quad. 146 00:12:05,815 --> 00:12:07,190 It's a pentagon. 147 00:12:08,651 --> 00:12:12,112 The whole snarky Goth girl thing might have worked at normie school, 148 00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:13,822 but here things are different. 149 00:12:14,532 --> 00:12:17,033 Let me give you a wiki on Nevermore's social scene. 150 00:12:17,535 --> 00:12:20,955 I'm not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés. 151 00:12:21,037 --> 00:12:24,708 Well, then use it to fill your obviously bottomless pit of disdain. 152 00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:27,043 There are many flavors of outcasts here, 153 00:12:27,127 --> 00:12:30,296 but the four main cliques are Fangs, Furs, Stoners and Scales. 154 00:12:31,006 --> 00:12:34,468 Those are the Fangs, AKA vampires. 155 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:37,555 Some of them have literally been here for decades. 156 00:12:38,305 --> 00:12:41,767 That bunch of knuckleheads are Furs, AKA werewolves. 157 00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:44,061 Like me! 158 00:12:44,143 --> 00:12:46,437 Full moons get pretty loud around here. 159 00:12:46,522 --> 00:12:47,730 That's when Furs wolf out. 160 00:12:47,815 --> 00:12:50,276 I suggest you pick up noise-cancelling headphones. 161 00:12:50,359 --> 00:12:52,402 I'm assuming Scales are sirens? 162 00:12:53,027 --> 00:12:54,238 You catch on quick. 163 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,947 And that girl, Bianca Barclay, 164 00:12:56,031 --> 00:12:58,700 is the closest thing Nevermore has to royalty. 165 00:13:00,911 --> 00:13:02,872 Although her crown's been slipping lately. 166 00:13:02,955 --> 00:13:05,958 She used to date our resident tortured artist, Xavier Thorpe. 167 00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:08,293 But they broke up at the beginning of the semester. 168 00:13:08,377 --> 00:13:10,128 Reason unknown. 169 00:13:10,713 --> 00:13:12,339 - Fascinating. - I know, right? 170 00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:15,801 My vlog is, like, the number one source for Nevermore gossip. 171 00:13:15,884 --> 00:13:19,430 Yo, Enid! You're not gonna believe the dirt I heard about your new roommate. 172 00:13:19,513 --> 00:13:21,639 She eats human flesh. 173 00:13:21,724 --> 00:13:23,642 Chowed down on that kid she murdered. 174 00:13:23,725 --> 00:13:25,351 You better watch your back. 175 00:13:26,561 --> 00:13:27,562 Quite the contrary. 176 00:13:27,646 --> 00:13:29,522 I actually fillet the bodies of my victims, 177 00:13:29,607 --> 00:13:31,734 then feed them to my menagerie of pets. 178 00:13:33,402 --> 00:13:35,820 Ajax, this is my new roommate, Wednesday. 179 00:13:37,114 --> 00:13:38,114 Whoa. 180 00:13:38,824 --> 00:13:40,367 You're in black and white. 181 00:13:41,326 --> 00:13:43,412 - Like a living Instagram filter. - Ignore him. 182 00:13:43,494 --> 00:13:45,580 Gorgons spend way too much time getting stoned. 183 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,291 He's cute, but clueless. 184 00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:49,792 It's a small school. There wasn't much online about you. 185 00:13:49,877 --> 00:13:52,629 You should really get on Insta, Snapchat and TikTok. 186 00:13:53,671 --> 00:13:57,468 I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation. 187 00:14:04,057 --> 00:14:06,893 Look at you, my little deathtrap. 188 00:14:07,518 --> 00:14:11,230 Seeing you in this uniform brings back so many terrible memories. 189 00:14:11,315 --> 00:14:13,149 - Doesn't it, Tish? - Yes. 190 00:14:14,944 --> 00:14:16,903 Why don't you boys wait in the car? 191 00:14:17,488 --> 00:14:19,281 Wednesday and I need a moment. 192 00:14:26,455 --> 00:14:27,455 Pugsley, 193 00:14:28,623 --> 00:14:30,416 you're soft and weak. 194 00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:34,046 You'll never survive without me. I give you two months, tops. 195 00:14:34,754 --> 00:14:36,547 I'm gonna miss you, too, sis. 196 00:14:42,553 --> 00:14:47,642 Any plans you have of running away end right now. 197 00:14:49,311 --> 00:14:50,937 I've alerted all family members 198 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:54,774 to contact me the minute you darken their doorstep. 199 00:14:56,694 --> 00:14:57,902 You have nowhere to go. 200 00:14:57,987 --> 00:15:00,614 As usual, you underestimate me, Mother. 201 00:15:01,114 --> 00:15:03,742 I will escape this educational penitentiary, 202 00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:05,786 and you will never hear from me again. 203 00:15:06,954 --> 00:15:09,080 You are a brilliant girl, Wednesday, 204 00:15:09,163 --> 00:15:11,333 but sometimes you get in your own way. 205 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:17,006 I'm sure you'll grow to love Nevermore, 206 00:15:17,797 --> 00:15:21,384 and find it as life-changing as I did. 207 00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:27,056 Oh, I got you a little something. 208 00:15:29,851 --> 00:15:30,853 W... 209 00:15:32,271 --> 00:15:33,271 M. 210 00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:34,772 Our initials. 211 00:15:35,357 --> 00:15:37,567 It's made of obsidian, 212 00:15:38,694 --> 00:15:41,864 which Aztec priests used to conjure visions. 213 00:15:43,407 --> 00:15:45,408 It's a symbol of our connection. 214 00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:51,248 Which one of your spirits suggested this toe-curling tchotchke? 215 00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:54,084 I'm not you, Mother. 216 00:15:55,293 --> 00:15:58,671 I will never fall in love, or be a housewife, or have a family. 217 00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:04,636 I'm told girls your age say hurtful things, 218 00:16:05,219 --> 00:16:06,888 and I shouldn't take it to heart. 219 00:16:08,389 --> 00:16:09,724 Fortunately, you don't have one. 220 00:16:12,853 --> 00:16:15,147 Finally, a kind word for your mother. 221 00:16:18,734 --> 00:16:22,028 Lurch, the crystal ball, please. 222 00:16:25,074 --> 00:16:28,118 We can't talk to you for the first week while you're settling in, 223 00:16:28,201 --> 00:16:30,579 so we'll call you next Sunday. 224 00:16:57,147 --> 00:16:58,773 Don't worry, my love. 225 00:16:59,398 --> 00:17:01,609 Our little scorpion won't be alone. 226 00:17:27,636 --> 00:17:28,637 Where's the rest of him? 227 00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:31,974 Well, the torso and arm are over there. 228 00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:34,725 We found a leg by the lake. 229 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:37,728 There's an arm in that tree over there, 230 00:17:37,812 --> 00:17:40,439 and the rest of the parts are so far unaccounted for. 231 00:17:40,941 --> 00:17:43,860 It matches the profile of the other two attacks last week. 232 00:17:45,111 --> 00:17:48,157 All right, issue a warning. Keep hikers out of the woods. 233 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,577 Don't approve any more campfire permits for the foreseeable future. 234 00:17:51,659 --> 00:17:53,579 What do you want me to tell the press? 235 00:17:53,662 --> 00:17:56,874 You know they're going to be swarming like mosquitos in July. 236 00:17:57,749 --> 00:18:00,878 - Tell them the bear is back. - You don't believe that, Sheriff. 237 00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:01,962 No, I don't. 238 00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:05,340 Whatever did this wasn't human. 239 00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:08,378 Look, I know these murders are connected to Nevermore. 240 00:18:08,426 --> 00:18:10,553 I just can't prove it yet. So until I can... 241 00:18:12,555 --> 00:18:13,807 it's a goddamn bear. 242 00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:30,741 What the hell did you do to my room? 243 00:18:31,574 --> 00:18:33,534 Dividing our room equally. 244 00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:38,624 It looks like a rainbow vomited on your side. 245 00:18:39,124 --> 00:18:40,958 - I... - Silence would be appreciated. 246 00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:42,711 This is my writing time. 247 00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:44,213 Your writing time? 248 00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:46,505 I devote an hour a day to my novel. 249 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:49,717 Perhaps if you did the same, your vlog might be coherent. 250 00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:52,721 I've read serial killer diaries with better punctuation. 251 00:18:52,803 --> 00:18:54,430 I write in my voice. 252 00:18:54,513 --> 00:18:57,309 It's my truth. It's what my followers love. 253 00:18:57,391 --> 00:18:59,645 Your followers are clearly imbeciles. 254 00:19:00,603 --> 00:19:03,689 They respond to your stories with insipid little pictures. 255 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,359 Uh, you mean, emojis? 256 00:19:05,943 --> 00:19:09,570 It's how people express their feelings. I realize that's a foreign concept to you. 257 00:19:11,365 --> 00:19:14,576 When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. 258 00:19:15,202 --> 00:19:17,536 Rope, shovel, hole. 259 00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:20,706 By the way, there are two D's in Addams. 260 00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:24,418 If you're going to gossip about me, at least spell my name correctly. 261 00:19:28,215 --> 00:19:29,215 Turn that off. 262 00:19:31,176 --> 00:19:33,011 This is your final warning. 263 00:19:33,095 --> 00:19:34,221 Rawr! 264 00:19:34,721 --> 00:19:36,430 Don't mess with me. 265 00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:40,226 This kitty's got claws, and I'm not afraid to use them. 266 00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:42,771 Good evening, girls. 267 00:19:42,853 --> 00:19:44,814 Oh, sorry about the mud. 268 00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:48,609 I wanted to make sure that Wednesday was settling in. 269 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,658 Ah. Is this a bad time? 270 00:19:57,410 --> 00:20:00,205 I'm Ms. Thornhill, your dorm mom. 271 00:20:00,289 --> 00:20:03,082 Apologies, I wasn't here to greet you when you arrived. 272 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,961 I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome. 273 00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:07,963 She's been smothering me with hospitality. 274 00:20:08,672 --> 00:20:10,048 I hope to return the favor. 275 00:20:10,881 --> 00:20:12,134 In her sleep. 276 00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:17,555 Well, here's a little welcome gift from my conservatory. 277 00:20:17,638 --> 00:20:20,891 I try to match the right flower to each of my girls. 278 00:20:20,975 --> 00:20:23,227 When I read your personal statement in your application, 279 00:20:23,311 --> 00:20:25,022 I immediately thought of this one. 280 00:20:25,105 --> 00:20:26,231 The black dahlia. 281 00:20:26,314 --> 00:20:27,357 Oh, you know it? 282 00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:30,193 Of course. It's named after my favorite unsolved murder. 283 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,320 Thank you. 284 00:20:33,738 --> 00:20:37,074 Okey-dokey. Before I leave, I want to go over a few house rules. 285 00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:39,994 Lights off at 10:00, no loud music, 286 00:20:40,078 --> 00:20:42,246 and no boys, ever. 287 00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:44,541 What's the story about going into the local town? 288 00:20:44,624 --> 00:20:47,377 Passes to Jericho are a privilege, not a right. 289 00:20:47,461 --> 00:20:51,214 It's a brisk 25-minute walk, or there's a shuttle on the weekends. 290 00:20:51,298 --> 00:20:54,967 The locals are a tad bit wary about Nevermore, 291 00:20:55,051 --> 00:21:00,974 so please don't go making any waves, or perpetuating any outcast stereotypes. 292 00:21:01,058 --> 00:21:05,227 That means keep your claws to yourself, and no smothering people in their sleep. 293 00:21:05,811 --> 00:21:06,812 Are we clear? 294 00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,859 Great talk. 295 00:21:42,264 --> 00:21:44,266 Coach, Coach, she tripped me. 296 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:46,895 It was a clean strike, Rowan. 297 00:21:46,977 --> 00:21:50,107 Maybe if you whined less and practiced more, you wouldn't suck. 298 00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:53,068 Seriously, Coach, when am I gonna get real competition? 299 00:21:53,150 --> 00:21:55,028 Anyone else want to challenge me? 300 00:21:55,111 --> 00:21:56,112 I do. 301 00:21:57,781 --> 00:22:01,283 Oh, you must be the psychopath they let in. 302 00:22:01,368 --> 00:22:03,160 You must be the self-appointed Queen Bee. 303 00:22:03,744 --> 00:22:07,374 Interesting thing about bees. Pull out their stingers, they drop dead. 304 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:08,707 Ooh! 305 00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:12,212 Rowan doesn't need you to come to his defense. 306 00:22:12,294 --> 00:22:15,381 - He's not helpless, he's lazy. - Are we doing this or not? 307 00:22:21,053 --> 00:22:22,347 En garde. 308 00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:50,416 Point to Wednesday. 309 00:22:57,756 --> 00:22:59,134 The score is even. 310 00:23:03,053 --> 00:23:05,764 That first point was clearly beginner's luck. 311 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,850 Let's finish this. 312 00:23:09,186 --> 00:23:12,230 For the final point, I would like to invoke a military challenge. 313 00:23:12,313 --> 00:23:13,231 No masks. 314 00:23:13,314 --> 00:23:14,648 - No tips. - Ooh. 315 00:23:16,025 --> 00:23:18,611 Winner draws first blood. 316 00:23:23,449 --> 00:23:25,243 It's your decision, Bianca. 317 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:31,791 Let's see if you bleed in black and white. 318 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:08,994 Your face finally got that splash of color it so desperately needed. 319 00:24:19,422 --> 00:24:20,840 You're Wednesday, right? 320 00:24:24,093 --> 00:24:25,093 Rowan. 321 00:24:26,303 --> 00:24:28,682 - I know how you feel. - I guarantee you don't. 322 00:24:29,474 --> 00:24:32,060 My mother promised me I'd finally fit in somewhere. 323 00:24:34,186 --> 00:24:38,524 I never thought it was possible to be an outcast in a school full of outcasts. 324 00:24:39,818 --> 00:24:42,404 But it looks like you're gonna give me a run for my money. 325 00:24:43,112 --> 00:24:44,113 Uh... 326 00:24:44,863 --> 00:24:46,824 Sorry about the... nick. 327 00:24:46,907 --> 00:24:48,993 No good deed goes unpunished. 328 00:25:20,149 --> 00:25:21,149 Wednesday! 329 00:25:30,327 --> 00:25:31,327 Welcome back. 330 00:25:32,662 --> 00:25:34,121 Just take it easy. 331 00:25:35,331 --> 00:25:38,917 Nurse said you don't have a concussion, but you probably have a nasty bump, huh? 332 00:25:39,002 --> 00:25:41,253 The last thing I remember I was walking outside 333 00:25:41,338 --> 00:25:44,174 feeling a mixture of rage, pity and self-disgust. 334 00:25:45,507 --> 00:25:46,885 I never felt that way before. 335 00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:49,596 Losing to Bianca has that effect on people, I think. 336 00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:53,015 Then I looked up and saw that gargoyle coming down and I thought, 337 00:25:53,099 --> 00:25:55,225 "At least I'll have an imaginative death." 338 00:25:56,895 --> 00:25:58,812 Then you tackled me out of the way. 339 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:00,688 Why? 340 00:26:01,316 --> 00:26:03,400 Call it instinct. 341 00:26:04,944 --> 00:26:06,612 So you were guided by latent chivalry, 342 00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:09,782 the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude? 343 00:26:09,866 --> 00:26:12,159 Mm-hmm. Most people just say thank you. 344 00:26:12,243 --> 00:26:13,578 I didn't want to be rescued. 345 00:26:13,661 --> 00:26:15,871 I shoulda just let that thing smash you to mush? 346 00:26:15,955 --> 00:26:19,501 - I would have rather saved myself. - Good to see you haven't changed. 347 00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:23,754 If makes you feel any better, let's just say I returned the favor. 348 00:26:25,130 --> 00:26:26,130 Xavier Thorpe? 349 00:26:26,757 --> 00:26:28,009 You probably don't remember me. 350 00:26:28,092 --> 00:26:31,513 Last time we met, I was about two feet shorter, 40 pounds heavier. 351 00:26:31,596 --> 00:26:32,763 What happened? 352 00:26:32,847 --> 00:26:36,559 - Puberty, I guess. - What happened the last time we met? 353 00:26:37,394 --> 00:26:38,395 Oh. Uh. 354 00:26:39,103 --> 00:26:41,231 Yeah, it... it was my godmother's funeral. 355 00:26:41,814 --> 00:26:45,109 She was friends with your grandmother, and they spent their twenties in Europe, 356 00:26:45,193 --> 00:26:47,861 swindling the rich and notorious. 357 00:26:49,238 --> 00:26:52,074 I don't know, but we were ten, and we were bored, 358 00:26:52,826 --> 00:26:54,410 decided to play hide and seek. 359 00:26:54,493 --> 00:26:57,830 I had the inspired idea to hide in her casket. 360 00:26:57,914 --> 00:26:59,793 I got stuck as it was headed to the crematorium. 361 00:26:59,832 --> 00:27:00,875 I'd heard muffled screams. 362 00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:03,878 I just figured your godmother had cheated death 363 00:27:03,962 --> 00:27:05,714 and was trying to claw her way out. 364 00:27:05,797 --> 00:27:07,549 Either way, you hit the big red stop button 365 00:27:07,631 --> 00:27:09,926 and saved me from being flame-broiled. So... 366 00:27:11,301 --> 00:27:12,512 now we're even. 367 00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:21,146 ♪ Ay de mí, Llorona ♪ 368 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,568 ♪ Llorona, tú eres mi chunca ♪ 369 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:31,822 ♪ Ay de mí, Llorona ♪ 370 00:27:32,657 --> 00:27:36,953 ♪ Llorona, tú eres mi chunca... ♪ 371 00:27:38,538 --> 00:27:39,538 I knew it! 372 00:27:40,165 --> 00:27:41,206 Hello, Thing. 373 00:27:45,419 --> 00:27:48,380 Did you think my highly trained olfactory sense wouldn't pick up 374 00:27:48,465 --> 00:27:52,260 on the faint whiff of neroli and bergamot in your favorite hand lotion? 375 00:27:53,427 --> 00:27:54,678 I could do this all day. 376 00:27:56,764 --> 00:27:57,932 Surrender? 377 00:28:01,811 --> 00:28:04,481 Mother and Father sent you to spy on me, didn't they? 378 00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:08,109 I'm not above breaking a few fingers. 379 00:28:08,609 --> 00:28:12,155 That they thought I wouldn't find out proves how much they underestimate me. 380 00:28:13,113 --> 00:28:15,949 Oh, Thing, you poor, naive appendage. 381 00:28:16,658 --> 00:28:18,453 My parents aren't worried about me. 382 00:28:18,535 --> 00:28:19,535 They're evil puppeteers 383 00:28:19,579 --> 00:28:21,455 who want to pull my strings even from afar. 384 00:28:22,956 --> 00:28:24,917 The way I see it, you have two options. 385 00:28:25,709 --> 00:28:26,711 Option one. 386 00:28:27,837 --> 00:28:30,590 I lock you in here for the rest of the semester, 387 00:28:30,673 --> 00:28:34,218 and you go slowly insane trying to claw your way out, 388 00:28:34,301 --> 00:28:36,678 ruining your nails and your smooth, supple skin. 389 00:28:36,763 --> 00:28:38,680 And we both know how vain you are. 390 00:28:38,764 --> 00:28:39,849 Option two. 391 00:28:41,517 --> 00:28:43,061 You pledge your undying loyalty to me. 392 00:28:43,144 --> 00:28:46,105 ♪ ... que no se apartan de mí... ♪ 393 00:28:49,024 --> 00:28:52,529 Our first order of business is to escape this teenage purgatory. 394 00:28:53,070 --> 00:28:55,156 Of course I have a plan. 395 00:28:56,573 --> 00:28:58,076 And it begins now. 396 00:29:26,855 --> 00:29:29,482 Dr. Kinbott's office is on the second floor. 397 00:29:29,566 --> 00:29:31,693 Other Nevermore students swear by her. 398 00:29:32,734 --> 00:29:34,361 You'll be here until I'm done? 399 00:29:35,029 --> 00:29:37,991 Perhaps afterwards we can visit the Weathervane for hot chocolate. 400 00:29:38,073 --> 00:29:41,327 Principal Weems, this feeble attempt at bonding is beneath you. 401 00:29:44,289 --> 00:29:47,500 And chauffeuring your students around is below your pay grade. 402 00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:51,337 Given your history, I'm sure you're intent on running away. 403 00:29:53,548 --> 00:29:55,716 I'm here to prevent that from happening. 404 00:29:57,676 --> 00:29:58,802 I wish you luck. 405 00:30:03,515 --> 00:30:05,601 I read the notes from your school counselor. 406 00:30:05,685 --> 00:30:08,771 Mrs. Bronstein. She had a nervous breakdown after our last session 407 00:30:08,855 --> 00:30:10,814 and had to take a six-month sabbatical. 408 00:30:11,773 --> 00:30:13,150 Go ahead and take a seat. 409 00:30:15,235 --> 00:30:16,779 How did you feel about that? 410 00:30:16,862 --> 00:30:17,988 Vindicated. 411 00:30:18,071 --> 00:30:20,949 But someone who crochets for a hobby isn't a worthy adversary. 412 00:30:21,701 --> 00:30:22,868 Adversary? 413 00:30:22,952 --> 00:30:26,455 I hope we can forge a relationship based on trust and mutual respect. 414 00:30:26,539 --> 00:30:28,916 This is a safe space, Wednesday. 415 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,418 A sanctuary where we can discuss anything. 416 00:30:31,502 --> 00:30:33,670 What you're thinking, feeling, 417 00:30:33,754 --> 00:30:35,840 your views on the world, personal philosophy. 418 00:30:35,924 --> 00:30:39,217 That's easy. I think that this is a waste of time. 419 00:30:39,801 --> 00:30:41,971 I see the world as a place that must be endured, 420 00:30:42,054 --> 00:30:44,640 and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed. 421 00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:47,769 So, for instance, when someone bullies your brother, 422 00:30:47,851 --> 00:30:50,103 your response is to dump piranha in the pool. 423 00:30:50,187 --> 00:30:53,273 You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. 424 00:30:54,609 --> 00:30:55,776 Unless it's concealed. 425 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,121 Point is, you assaulted a boy, and showed no remorse for your actions. 426 00:30:59,155 --> 00:31:01,866 - That's why you're here. - He lost a testicle. 427 00:31:02,742 --> 00:31:05,744 I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn't procreate. 428 00:31:05,828 --> 00:31:07,580 I've answered all your questions. 429 00:31:08,246 --> 00:31:09,499 We're not done yet. 430 00:31:12,918 --> 00:31:16,089 Therapy is a valuable tool to help you understand yourself. 431 00:31:16,172 --> 00:31:18,590 It can teach you new ways to deal with your emotions. 432 00:31:18,675 --> 00:31:21,218 It can also help you build a life that you want. 433 00:31:21,301 --> 00:31:23,012 I know the life that I want. 434 00:31:23,679 --> 00:31:24,680 Tell me about it. 435 00:31:26,432 --> 00:31:29,435 Everything said in these sessions is strictly confidential. 436 00:31:32,105 --> 00:31:34,523 Do your plans involve becoming an author? 437 00:31:34,607 --> 00:31:36,359 I understand you've written three novels 438 00:31:36,442 --> 00:31:39,028 about a teen girl detective, Viper De La Muerte. 439 00:31:40,154 --> 00:31:41,531 Can you tell me about her? 440 00:31:41,613 --> 00:31:44,157 Viper is smart, perceptive, chronically misunderstood. 441 00:31:44,242 --> 00:31:45,993 Any luck getting your work published? 442 00:31:47,829 --> 00:31:50,747 Editors are short-sighted, fear-based life forms. 443 00:31:50,831 --> 00:31:53,208 One once described my writing as gratuitously morbid, 444 00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:55,211 and suggested I seek psychiatric help. 445 00:31:55,293 --> 00:31:56,294 Hmm. 446 00:31:56,378 --> 00:31:57,588 Ironic, isn't it? 447 00:31:58,172 --> 00:31:59,631 How did you take that? 448 00:32:01,091 --> 00:32:02,760 I sent her a "thank you." 449 00:32:11,476 --> 00:32:13,937 I've always been open to constructive criticism. 450 00:32:14,731 --> 00:32:15,939 I'm glad to hear that. 451 00:32:16,441 --> 00:32:19,526 Because I was sent the manuscripts as part of your psych evaluation. 452 00:32:19,609 --> 00:32:21,486 The relationship I found most intriguing 453 00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:23,697 was that of Viper and her mother, Dominica. 454 00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:26,576 Why don't we dig into that? 455 00:32:29,328 --> 00:32:32,874 Part of this journey requires us going to uncomfortable places emotionally. 456 00:32:32,956 --> 00:32:34,166 I don't travel well. 457 00:32:36,252 --> 00:32:38,588 Would you mind if I use the powder room first? 458 00:32:50,933 --> 00:32:51,933 Wednesday? 459 00:32:51,975 --> 00:32:53,436 Is everything okay? 460 00:32:55,521 --> 00:32:57,647 You can't hide for the rest of the session. 461 00:32:57,732 --> 00:32:58,772 I'm all right. 462 00:32:58,816 --> 00:33:02,445 Just preparing myself for our uncomfortable journey. 463 00:33:04,071 --> 00:33:05,071 Nail file. 464 00:33:28,553 --> 00:33:33,642 On Saturday, I can do in the afternoon, sometime around four o'clock? 465 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,532 Who let you out? 466 00:33:48,616 --> 00:33:50,493 You goddamn weirdo. 467 00:34:05,966 --> 00:34:07,176 Holy crap! 468 00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:10,137 Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people? 469 00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:11,555 It's more of a hobby. 470 00:34:12,722 --> 00:34:13,975 You go to Nevermore. 471 00:34:14,809 --> 00:34:16,811 Didn't realize they changed the uniform. 472 00:34:16,894 --> 00:34:18,187 I need a quad over ice. 473 00:34:18,271 --> 00:34:19,271 It's an emergency. 474 00:34:21,524 --> 00:34:23,024 It's four shots of espresso. 475 00:34:23,108 --> 00:34:24,776 Yeah, I... I know what a quad is, 476 00:34:24,861 --> 00:34:28,321 but, spoiler alert, the espresso machine's having a seizure, 477 00:34:28,405 --> 00:34:29,657 so all we have is drip. 478 00:34:30,158 --> 00:34:31,867 But drip is for people who hate themselves 479 00:34:31,950 --> 00:34:34,287 and know their lives have no real purpose or meaning. 480 00:34:37,747 --> 00:34:39,417 What's wrong with your machine? 481 00:34:39,499 --> 00:34:41,711 It's a temperamental beast with a mind of its own, 482 00:34:41,794 --> 00:34:44,629 and it doesn't help that the instructions are in Italian. 483 00:34:49,593 --> 00:34:53,347 I need a tri-wing screwdriver and a four-millimeter Allen wrench. 484 00:34:53,430 --> 00:34:55,600 Wait, you read Italian? 485 00:34:56,559 --> 00:34:59,019 Of course. It's the native tongue of Machiavelli. 486 00:34:59,979 --> 00:35:02,397 Here's the deal. I'm going to fix your coffee machine, 487 00:35:02,481 --> 00:35:04,524 then you're going to make my coffee and call a taxi. 488 00:35:04,608 --> 00:35:07,945 Uh, no taxis in Jericho. 489 00:35:08,028 --> 00:35:09,030 Try Uber? 490 00:35:09,113 --> 00:35:12,115 I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology. 491 00:35:13,367 --> 00:35:14,618 Then you're out of luck. 492 00:35:14,702 --> 00:35:16,245 Where you going anyway? 493 00:35:16,329 --> 00:35:19,332 That's on a need-to-know basis. What about trains? 494 00:35:20,332 --> 00:35:23,336 Nearest station is Burlington. It's half an hour away. 495 00:35:23,419 --> 00:35:25,963 You have a valve issue. I've seen it before. 496 00:35:27,173 --> 00:35:29,508 Where? You have one of these monsters at home? 497 00:35:29,591 --> 00:35:32,428 Steam-powered guillotine. I built it when I was ten. 498 00:35:33,553 --> 00:35:35,513 I wanted to decapitate my dolls more efficiently. 499 00:35:38,309 --> 00:35:39,309 Sure. 500 00:35:39,352 --> 00:35:42,062 Grim Reaper Barbie, makes perfect sense. 501 00:35:46,108 --> 00:35:47,108 Wow. 502 00:35:47,734 --> 00:35:48,734 Thanks. 503 00:35:49,486 --> 00:35:51,948 I never met a Nevermore kid who got their hands dirty. 504 00:35:53,865 --> 00:35:55,617 I'm Tyler, by the way. 505 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:58,912 I didn't catch your name, or is that on a need-to-know basis too? 506 00:36:00,539 --> 00:36:01,539 Wednesday. 507 00:36:02,082 --> 00:36:03,124 Tell you what, Wednesday. 508 00:36:03,209 --> 00:36:06,419 To show my appreciation, how about I drive you to Burlington? 509 00:36:06,504 --> 00:36:08,965 Perfect. Put that quad in a to-go cup. 510 00:36:09,048 --> 00:36:11,508 Uh, but I don't get off for another hour. 511 00:36:13,593 --> 00:36:14,678 I'll sweeten the pot. 512 00:36:16,137 --> 00:36:17,597 Twenty whole dollars... 513 00:36:17,682 --> 00:36:19,140 Tempting, but no. 514 00:36:21,352 --> 00:36:22,519 I'll make it 40. 515 00:36:22,602 --> 00:36:23,602 Uh... 516 00:36:24,021 --> 00:36:27,649 Listen, Wednesday, one fun fact about me... 517 00:36:28,358 --> 00:36:32,863 I can't be bought, so either wait, or find someone else to drive you. 518 00:36:53,718 --> 00:36:54,760 What happened? 519 00:37:00,432 --> 00:37:01,975 Hey, boys, check it out. 520 00:37:02,059 --> 00:37:03,184 - Who's that? - Bro... 521 00:37:03,269 --> 00:37:04,269 Come on. 522 00:37:08,356 --> 00:37:10,517 What's a Nevermore freak doing out in the wild? 523 00:37:10,568 --> 00:37:11,901 This is our booth. 524 00:37:12,528 --> 00:37:14,780 Why are you dressed like religious fanatics? 525 00:37:15,905 --> 00:37:18,117 - We're pilgrims. - Potato, po-tah-to. 526 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,492 We work at Pilgrim World. 527 00:37:23,705 --> 00:37:26,374 It takes a special kind of stupid to devote an entire theme park 528 00:37:26,459 --> 00:37:28,626 to zealots responsible for mass genocide. 529 00:37:29,211 --> 00:37:31,296 My dad owns Pilgrim World. 530 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:32,756 Who you calling stupid? 531 00:37:33,716 --> 00:37:35,091 If the buckled shoe fits. 532 00:37:35,175 --> 00:37:36,593 Guys, back off. 533 00:37:36,676 --> 00:37:38,887 - Stay out of this, Galpin. - Yes, stay out of this. 534 00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:42,850 So tell me, freak... 535 00:37:44,977 --> 00:37:46,479 you ever been with a normie? 536 00:37:47,312 --> 00:37:49,231 I've never found one that could handle me. 537 00:37:54,153 --> 00:37:55,153 - Boo! - Hey! 538 00:38:14,090 --> 00:38:16,633 So where'd you learn those kung fu moves? 539 00:38:16,716 --> 00:38:17,957 My uncle taught me. 540 00:38:18,010 --> 00:38:20,595 He spent five years in a Tibetan Monastery. 541 00:38:21,222 --> 00:38:22,472 Was he a monk? 542 00:38:22,555 --> 00:38:23,555 Prisoner. 543 00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:26,350 Dad! 544 00:38:28,104 --> 00:38:29,939 Tyler, the hell's going on in here? 545 00:38:30,021 --> 00:38:33,483 They were harassing a customer, and she put them in their place. 546 00:38:35,361 --> 00:38:37,571 This little thing took down three boys? 547 00:38:38,238 --> 00:38:39,573 Did you help her? 548 00:38:40,157 --> 00:38:42,283 Dad, I swear, I wasn't involved. 549 00:38:44,077 --> 00:38:45,077 Apologies, Sheriff. 550 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,080 This one slipped away from me. 551 00:38:47,164 --> 00:38:49,041 Come on, Miss Addams, time to go. 552 00:38:50,792 --> 00:38:52,294 Wait a minute, hang on. 553 00:38:54,338 --> 00:38:55,463 You're an Addams? 554 00:38:57,633 --> 00:39:00,218 Don't tell me Gomez Addams is your father? 555 00:39:01,512 --> 00:39:04,432 That man belongs behind bars for murder. 556 00:39:04,515 --> 00:39:07,434 Guessin' the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 557 00:39:09,102 --> 00:39:10,437 I'm gonna keep my eye on you. 558 00:39:11,187 --> 00:39:12,189 Okay. 559 00:39:16,609 --> 00:39:19,821 Your first day and you're already on Sheriff Galpin's radar. 560 00:39:20,363 --> 00:39:23,450 - Wish I could say I was surprised. - What did he mean about my father? 561 00:39:24,033 --> 00:39:26,245 I have no idea, but a word of advice. 562 00:39:26,912 --> 00:39:29,247 Stop making enemies and start making a few friends. 563 00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:31,374 You're going to need them. 564 00:39:34,669 --> 00:39:36,254 Looks like an accident. 565 00:39:36,921 --> 00:39:38,548 I hope the driver's okay. 566 00:39:40,008 --> 00:39:41,010 He's dead. 567 00:39:42,385 --> 00:39:43,303 Broke his neck. 568 00:39:45,638 --> 00:39:47,557 How can you tell from this angle? 569 00:42:18,626 --> 00:42:20,209 No, I don't really feel better. 570 00:42:21,169 --> 00:42:23,546 There's just something wrong about this place. 571 00:42:23,631 --> 00:42:25,215 Not just because it's a school. 572 00:42:26,216 --> 00:42:29,553 How the hell did you get that oversized violin out the window? 573 00:42:30,053 --> 00:42:31,512 I had an extra hand. 574 00:42:33,474 --> 00:42:34,475 Whoa. 575 00:42:35,142 --> 00:42:36,392 Where's the rest of him? 576 00:42:36,477 --> 00:42:38,979 It's one of the great Addams family mysteries. 577 00:42:49,490 --> 00:42:51,240 Why aren't you wolfing out? 578 00:42:52,575 --> 00:42:53,660 Because I can't. 579 00:42:55,954 --> 00:42:56,954 It's all I got. 580 00:42:59,416 --> 00:43:04,338 My mom says some wolves are late bloomers, but I've been to the best Lycanologist. 581 00:43:04,421 --> 00:43:06,881 I had to fly to Milwaukee, would you believe it? 582 00:43:08,466 --> 00:43:10,885 Yeah, she says there's a chance I may never... 583 00:43:11,803 --> 00:43:12,803 you know. 584 00:43:14,847 --> 00:43:16,140 What happens then? 585 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,811 I'd become a lone wolf. 586 00:43:21,312 --> 00:43:22,564 Sounds perfect. 587 00:43:22,647 --> 00:43:25,901 Are you kidding me? My life would be officially over. 588 00:43:26,401 --> 00:43:29,780 I'd be kicked out of my family pack with no prospect of finding a mate. 589 00:43:30,613 --> 00:43:33,325 - I'm failing to see the problem here. - I could die alone. 590 00:43:35,035 --> 00:43:36,704 We all die alone, Enid. 591 00:43:38,830 --> 00:43:40,957 You really suck at this. 592 00:43:41,041 --> 00:43:42,292 Cheering people up. 593 00:43:46,629 --> 00:43:48,966 - Why are you crying? - Because I'm upset! 594 00:43:50,091 --> 00:43:52,593 Haven't you ever cried, or are you above that too? 595 00:43:58,307 --> 00:44:00,227 It was the week after Halloween. 596 00:44:03,354 --> 00:44:04,814 I was six years old. 597 00:44:07,108 --> 00:44:09,820 I took my pet scorpion, Nero, out for his afternoon stroll, 598 00:44:09,903 --> 00:44:11,155 and we were ambushed. 599 00:44:16,452 --> 00:44:19,370 They wondered what kind of freak would have a scorpion for a pet. 600 00:44:19,454 --> 00:44:20,454 Yeah. 601 00:44:23,751 --> 00:44:25,878 Two of them held me down and made me watch... 602 00:44:35,387 --> 00:44:38,932 while the others ran Nero over until... 603 00:44:47,566 --> 00:44:50,234 It was snowing when I buried what was left of him. 604 00:44:53,196 --> 00:44:55,365 I cried my little black heart out. 605 00:45:00,662 --> 00:45:02,664 But tears don't fix anything. 606 00:45:06,209 --> 00:45:08,044 So I vowed to never do it again. 607 00:45:17,553 --> 00:45:18,763 Your secret's safe with me. 608 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,684 Still think you're weird as shit, though. 609 00:45:24,394 --> 00:45:26,104 The feeling is incredibly mutual. 610 00:45:30,274 --> 00:45:32,528 How would you like your single room back? 611 00:45:32,611 --> 00:45:35,071 You just need to show me how to use your computer. 612 00:45:48,292 --> 00:45:49,878 Holy shit! 613 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,100 Okay. 614 00:46:05,602 --> 00:46:08,689 Okay, I'm taking orders from a hand. 615 00:46:10,022 --> 00:46:12,108 This isn't weird at all. 616 00:46:22,702 --> 00:46:24,662 Uh... hi. 617 00:46:25,789 --> 00:46:26,832 That's Thing. 618 00:46:27,832 --> 00:46:30,376 Is he, like, your pet? 619 00:46:32,754 --> 00:46:33,881 He's sensitive. 620 00:46:33,963 --> 00:46:37,425 Look, I know Nevermore is ground zero for all things weird, 621 00:46:37,508 --> 00:46:39,928 but this is next-level. 622 00:46:40,595 --> 00:46:43,724 So, what happened to not wanting to be a slave to technology? 623 00:46:43,807 --> 00:46:45,017 Desperate times. 624 00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:46,700 Are you still willing to help me escape? 625 00:46:46,727 --> 00:46:50,146 After what happened today, I figured they'd have you in solitary. 626 00:46:50,229 --> 00:46:53,649 There's the Harvest Festival this weekend. Attendance is mandatory. 627 00:46:53,733 --> 00:46:55,151 I'm going to use it as a cover. 628 00:46:55,234 --> 00:46:57,446 If you're willing to drive me to the station, 629 00:46:57,528 --> 00:46:59,071 I can make it worth your while. 630 00:47:01,742 --> 00:47:02,910 I'm in. 631 00:47:02,992 --> 00:47:04,912 And no charge. 632 00:47:04,995 --> 00:47:06,329 Consider it a freebie. 633 00:47:07,372 --> 00:47:08,457 Why? 634 00:47:08,539 --> 00:47:10,124 'Cause I wish I was going with you. 635 00:47:11,209 --> 00:47:13,794 At least one of us will get out of this hellhole town. 636 00:47:25,682 --> 00:47:27,809 Are you sure you can trust that normie? 637 00:47:27,892 --> 00:47:30,102 Dad, I didn't know they were gonna be here. 638 00:47:30,187 --> 00:47:32,396 I trust that I can handle myself. 639 00:47:32,481 --> 00:47:34,762 I don't want you talking to her. I want you home by 12:00. 640 00:47:34,816 --> 00:47:36,401 - 1:00. - 12:30. 641 00:47:36,484 --> 00:47:37,484 Well, 642 00:47:38,361 --> 00:47:40,530 good luck and safe travels. 643 00:47:42,157 --> 00:47:44,325 Still not a hugger. Got it. 644 00:48:19,068 --> 00:48:22,948 Jeez, you get any better at this, you'll be taking home a whole pack. 645 00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:25,742 Pandas don't travel in packs. They prefer solitude. 646 00:48:26,867 --> 00:48:28,745 All right. Subtle hint taken. 647 00:48:30,579 --> 00:48:32,582 You should know I'm waiting for someone. 648 00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:35,544 Oh yeah, who's the lucky guy... or girl? 649 00:48:36,044 --> 00:48:37,169 What does it matter to you? 650 00:48:39,171 --> 00:48:40,756 Didn't mean to interrupt. 651 00:48:40,841 --> 00:48:41,841 You're not. 652 00:48:45,553 --> 00:48:47,193 This is gonna be trickier than I thought. 653 00:48:47,263 --> 00:48:50,158 Dad hit me with a curfew. We need to go if I'm gonna make it back in time. 654 00:48:50,182 --> 00:48:52,561 I've got some dead weight I need to lose first. 655 00:48:53,937 --> 00:48:56,689 Meet me behind the parking lot when the fireworks start. 656 00:49:00,693 --> 00:49:03,071 You see that sad, lonely woman over there? 657 00:49:04,405 --> 00:49:07,158 She needs this pathetic validation more than I do. 658 00:49:08,117 --> 00:49:09,618 Would you mind distracting her? 659 00:49:13,414 --> 00:49:15,249 I love you. I love you. 660 00:49:25,718 --> 00:49:29,388 Hey, before you leave, I wanted you to have this. 661 00:49:30,347 --> 00:49:33,225 It's your dad's police file from when he was at Nevermore. 662 00:49:33,309 --> 00:49:35,394 I think it's the reason my dad hates him. 663 00:49:37,229 --> 00:49:38,397 You okay? 664 00:49:40,983 --> 00:49:43,236 I'm not used to people engaging with me. 665 00:49:43,903 --> 00:49:45,905 Most see me coming and cross the street. 666 00:49:45,988 --> 00:49:47,990 You're not scary. You're just kinda... 667 00:49:49,658 --> 00:49:50,658 kooky. 668 00:49:52,579 --> 00:49:53,914 I prefer spooky. 669 00:49:53,997 --> 00:49:54,997 Oh. 670 00:49:55,499 --> 00:49:58,251 Now my train leaves in an hour. We're burning moonlight. 671 00:49:58,959 --> 00:50:00,754 Uh, right, right. 672 00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:04,340 Hey. 673 00:50:05,841 --> 00:50:07,385 Come on, Wednesday. Wednesday! 674 00:50:07,468 --> 00:50:09,262 We can lose them in the crowd. 675 00:50:22,651 --> 00:50:23,693 Oh, whoa! 676 00:50:37,541 --> 00:50:38,542 Shit. 677 00:50:38,624 --> 00:50:40,417 Wednesday, we need to go. 678 00:50:40,501 --> 00:50:41,878 Wednesday, come on. 679 00:50:43,088 --> 00:50:44,506 - Wednesday! - Rowan, come back! 680 00:50:59,019 --> 00:51:00,521 Rowan, wait! 681 00:51:00,604 --> 00:51:03,649 What do you want? Why are you following me? 682 00:51:03,733 --> 00:51:06,193 I don't have time to explain, but you're in danger. 683 00:51:11,992 --> 00:51:13,785 I think you've got it backwards. 684 00:51:19,999 --> 00:51:22,711 - You're the one who's in danger. - What are you doing? 685 00:51:22,794 --> 00:51:24,421 Saving everyone from you. 686 00:51:24,504 --> 00:51:25,754 I have to kill you. 687 00:51:27,173 --> 00:51:29,300 The gargoyle, that was you? 688 00:51:29,383 --> 00:51:30,385 Yeah. 689 00:51:32,095 --> 00:51:33,345 It's always the quiet ones. 690 00:51:37,892 --> 00:51:40,102 Girl in the picture. That's you. 691 00:51:45,524 --> 00:51:47,245 You want to kill me because of some picture? 692 00:51:47,276 --> 00:51:51,907 My mother drew that picture 25 years ago when she was a student at Nevermore. 693 00:51:51,990 --> 00:51:53,908 She was a powerful Seer. 694 00:51:55,618 --> 00:51:58,872 - Told me about it before she died. - Rowan, put me down. 695 00:51:58,954 --> 00:52:01,207 No! My mother said it was my destiny 696 00:52:01,291 --> 00:52:03,667 to stop this girl if she ever came to Nevermore, 697 00:52:03,751 --> 00:52:07,129 because she will destroy the school and everyone in it. 698 00:52:09,298 --> 00:52:10,383 Rowan. 699 00:52:10,966 --> 00:52:11,800 Rowan. 700 00:53:22,789 --> 00:53:24,624 Hello, my little black cloud. 701 00:53:26,167 --> 00:53:28,753 So tell us darling, how was your first week? 702 00:53:29,461 --> 00:53:31,006 Let's see. 703 00:53:31,088 --> 00:53:33,258 I narrowly avoided death twice, 704 00:53:33,341 --> 00:53:35,968 discovered that my father may be a murderer, 705 00:53:36,051 --> 00:53:38,680 learned that I could potentially destroy the school, 706 00:53:38,762 --> 00:53:42,017 and was mysteriously saved by a homicidal monster. 707 00:53:42,850 --> 00:53:45,769 As much as it pains me to admit, you were right, Mother. 708 00:53:46,771 --> 00:53:48,772 I think I'm going to love it here. 709 00:53:54,195 --> 00:53:56,488 This season on Wednesday... 710 00:53:56,613 --> 00:53:58,992 This story's about to take a dark turn. 711 00:54:00,285 --> 00:54:01,285 Luckily, 712 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,912 I'm not afraid of the dark. 713 00:54:05,289 --> 00:54:08,459 There's a monster out there, but everyone believes I made it all up. 714 00:54:08,542 --> 00:54:11,671 I need to find something that can prove I haven't lost my mind. 715 00:54:12,796 --> 00:54:15,675 You're really obsessed with this monster-in-the-woods thing. 716 00:54:15,758 --> 00:54:18,635 Would you rather I develop an obsession with horses and boy bands? 717 00:54:19,803 --> 00:54:21,430 So, tell us everything. 718 00:54:21,513 --> 00:54:25,017 Since you've abandoned me, I've been hunted, haunted, 719 00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:27,019 and the target of an attempted murder. 720 00:54:27,812 --> 00:54:30,606 Ah, Nevermore, I love you so! 721 00:54:33,401 --> 00:54:37,280 How do you manage to end up at the center of every terrible thing that happens here? 722 00:54:37,363 --> 00:54:38,448 Incredible luck. 723 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:41,926 You insisted I go to this school. 724 00:54:41,950 --> 00:54:44,370 Did you really think I wouldn't find out your secret? 725 00:54:44,454 --> 00:54:45,747 You don't know the full story. 726 00:54:47,039 --> 00:54:49,584 When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover, 727 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:53,088 I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind. Ew. 728 00:54:54,506 --> 00:54:56,173 This ends now. 729 00:55:03,890 --> 00:55:05,682 If you hear me screaming bloody murder, 730 00:55:05,767 --> 00:55:07,684 there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself. 731 00:55:08,269 --> 00:55:10,354 Watch all episodes now.