1 00:00:00,961 --> 00:00:02,587 LIV: Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:02,796 --> 00:00:04,422 This is all we have. One dose of the cure. 3 00:00:04,631 --> 00:00:05,799 MAJOR: You turned me into a zombie. 4 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:08,969 - Rather than watch you die. - You let me check myself into a mental hospital. 5 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,845 You let me think I was crazy. 6 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:12,889 - Whatever happens now, I hope you can forgive me. - Liv? 7 00:00:13,098 --> 00:00:14,432 I get it. You're not talking to me. 8 00:00:14,641 --> 00:00:15,809 I just need some time. 9 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:17,978 What do I need to replicate the cure? 10 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:20,814 Ah, yes. The tainted Utopium from the night of the boat massacre. 11 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:21,648 Hey, Dad! 12 00:00:21,815 --> 00:00:24,609 MAJOR: I showed up to train a new client today, and he was a zombie. 13 00:00:24,818 --> 00:00:26,403 GILDA: We've solved the zombie problem. 14 00:00:26,611 --> 00:00:28,113 We've located the instrument of their destruction. 15 00:00:28,321 --> 00:00:29,155 DU CLARK: There are zombies living among us. 16 00:00:29,364 --> 00:00:30,907 You want me to kill them? 17 00:00:31,116 --> 00:00:32,325 - Yes. - You've got the wrong man for the job. 18 00:00:32,534 --> 00:00:34,244 We do know of one zombie, Liv Moore. 19 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:36,413 I've got you over a barrel, big guy. 20 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:39,541 - Hey, roomie. How was work? - You would not believe the guy we hired. 21 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:40,667 Ahh! 22 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,966 My father has been missing for two days now. 23 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:50,760 He's six-feet tall with brown hair and brown eyes. (SNIFFLING) 24 00:00:53,513 --> 00:00:59,436 If you've seen him, or heard of anything at all, please contact the Seattle Police. 25 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:01,896 Please help us find our dad. 26 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:04,983 We love him so much and we just want him to come home. 27 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:08,069 REPORTER: Verna, Verna, over here. I have a question. 28 00:01:08,278 --> 00:01:10,238 - (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) - (ALL SHOUTING) 29 00:01:11,906 --> 00:01:12,824 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 30 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:14,534 (ALL CHEERING) 31 00:01:14,743 --> 00:01:18,663 Friends, Romans, countrymen, 32 00:01:18,872 --> 00:01:23,168 lend me your beers! 33 00:01:23,376 --> 00:01:28,798 Four score and seven years ago, and something, something... Hail Caesar! 34 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:34,679 Yo! What up, furry? 35 00:01:36,765 --> 00:01:37,724 (GROANS) 36 00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:45,065 (LAUGHING) Party foul! 37 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,733 (AUSTIN WHOOPING) 38 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,657 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 39 00:02:18,807 --> 00:02:19,766 (EXHALES) 40 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:23,228 What happened to Caesar? 41 00:02:23,436 --> 00:02:26,022 Oh, he came, he saw, he was stabbed several times in quick succession 42 00:02:26,231 --> 00:02:28,566 with a sharp cylindrical object. 43 00:02:28,775 --> 00:02:31,152 Likely an ice pick. This is Chad Wolcoff. 44 00:02:31,361 --> 00:02:33,279 He was the pledge captain for Zeta Beta Theta. 45 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,240 Wait, don't move. 46 00:02:40,036 --> 00:02:42,038 These look like the exact vials from the boat party 47 00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:44,124 that contained the tainted Utopium. 48 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,417 Ravi, I'm pretty sure that all Utopium comes in vials like that. 49 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:50,463 - Oh. - And FYI, if you find the cure for zombie-ism on this floor, 50 00:02:50,672 --> 00:02:52,757 I may opt to keep eating brains. 51 00:02:52,966 --> 00:02:55,969 Room packed with people, a guy gets stabbed multiple times, 52 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:57,804 and no one saw anything. 53 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,098 - Seriously? - I'm really gonna need a hand with this, 54 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:02,392 so let me know when things get extrasensory. 55 00:03:04,936 --> 00:03:07,772 Well, I hope you like Jager bombs and homoerotic subtext. 56 00:03:12,277 --> 00:03:13,903 (BEEPING) 57 00:03:16,948 --> 00:03:18,575 - Can you meet me upstairs? - Yes. 58 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,411 (BURPS) 59 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:23,997 And so it begins... 60 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:32,088 - You know what I fear more than death? - Love? 61 00:03:32,297 --> 00:03:35,049 Unrealized potential. 62 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:39,804 I am overflowing with potential, and I'm tapping every last drop. 63 00:03:40,013 --> 00:03:43,808 How about you, Speedy? You realizing your potential? 64 00:03:44,017 --> 00:03:47,145 I don't know if I'm overflowing but, yeah. 65 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:51,191 - All that stuff you said. - That self-doubt? That's Mr. Boss talking. 66 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:54,944 We always said we wanted more. More responsibility, more money. 67 00:03:55,153 --> 00:03:57,197 I wanted to be alive to really get to enjoy those things. 68 00:03:57,906 --> 00:03:58,990 (SIGHS) 69 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:02,160 He's not gonna take too kindly to us moving in on his Utopium trade. 70 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:04,162 Hey, this is our time. 71 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:06,748 Our product is better than that glorified ecstasy he sells. 72 00:04:06,915 --> 00:04:07,832 Higher highs. 73 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:08,958 Lower lows. 74 00:04:10,335 --> 00:04:11,461 Just saying. 75 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:14,505 We're going to undercut Mr. Boss' prices. 76 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:18,509 Four dealers. Four of the hottest clubs. Opposite ends of the city. 77 00:04:18,718 --> 00:04:20,887 By the time Mr. Boss knows what hit him, 78 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,931 customers are gonna be knocking down our door. 79 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:26,768 And I've got a big-ass roll of Benjamins. Boys answering to me. 80 00:04:26,935 --> 00:04:28,519 Yes. Now... 81 00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:30,688 Our sales staff, did you find what we were looking for? 82 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:33,191 Upscale types, like you said. 83 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:36,819 Rich kids whose daddies cut them off. Not the usual creepers. 84 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:39,989 I don't want to know anything. I'm just the little man behind the curtain. 85 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:44,494 No one needs to know I exist. This is your show, okay? 86 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:46,829 A year from now, we'll be running this city. 87 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,207 Your lips to God's ears. 88 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,709 - Go. Go get 'em. - Yeah. (LAUGHS) 89 00:04:57,048 --> 00:04:58,341 Sounds like a risky plan. 90 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,637 Oh, and what? You're the plan guy? 91 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:06,557 Now, any progress finding that guy who cut the tainted Utopium? 92 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:10,603 - Got a couple leads. - Allow me to light a fire under you. 93 00:05:10,812 --> 00:05:13,273 Do you know why your brother was institutionalized? 94 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:18,111 Because he was crazy. He heard voices. He saw things. 95 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:21,656 And the loony SOB thought there were zombies running around Seattle. 96 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,157 That's just silly. 97 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,829 Sometimes they just loiter. 98 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:30,957 Chief, did I say you could lick the bowl? 99 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:38,089 It's, like, unthinkable that someone murdered Chad. 100 00:05:38,298 --> 00:05:40,425 No, like, seriously, I can't even think it. 101 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:46,514 He was more than just a frat brother. He was, like, a brother-brother, bro. 102 00:05:46,723 --> 00:05:48,182 For real. 103 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:50,560 - (PUMPING) - Oh, hey, I think we killed that. 104 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,647 - What are you doing? - Coaxing the flow to the hose. 105 00:05:54,856 --> 00:05:56,149 (INAUDIBLE) 106 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:03,823 Did Chad have any enemies that you know of? 107 00:06:04,032 --> 00:06:06,743 No way, man. Chad was the freaking best. 108 00:06:06,951 --> 00:06:08,911 - Everybody loved him. - Well, not everybody. 109 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,621 I mean, someone stabbed him to death. 110 00:06:11,706 --> 00:06:12,665 No disrespect, bro. 111 00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:14,250 No, no, bro. I feel you. 112 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,003 Valid point. 113 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,547 That person might be a complete knob, but they're out there. 114 00:06:19,756 --> 00:06:23,134 I don't know, like, who do you guys know who totally sucks? 115 00:06:23,343 --> 00:06:25,178 Actually, that's not important. 116 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:26,971 Seems like a solid jumping-off point, bro. 117 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:30,308 Guys, who you think sucks is not helpful information. 118 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:34,312 Hey! Hey! Did Chad ever fight with anyone? 119 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,648 Well, I mean, sometimes dudes from other frats would get pissed 120 00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:40,610 - because he crushed so hard at pong. - (BOYS LAUGHING) 121 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:44,322 He was just a great guy. He invented Stripper Car Wash Sunday. 122 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:47,325 Which sounds degrading, but all the proceeds went to charity. 123 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:48,993 Dude, no, they didn't. 124 00:06:49,202 --> 00:06:51,204 Bro, that's why he didn't have to pay the strippers. 125 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,289 It all went to, like, dyslexia research. 126 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:55,500 The best was Chunk. 127 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:57,210 Chunk! Ah! 128 00:06:57,418 --> 00:07:00,171 Chad buttered this fat guy's floor while he was asleep. 129 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:03,341 So dude gets up in the morning, all naked, and he's slipping around like 130 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,760 - a freaking walrus on ice. - (LAUGHING) 131 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,845 It's on YouTube. You guys gotta see it. 132 00:07:08,054 --> 00:07:10,223 - Oh, yeah. - See, that's just the kind of guy Chad was, you know. 133 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:14,060 You pass out drunk, shave the eyebrows. Maybe snap a ball-drag pic. 134 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,813 - (LAUGHING) - Sounds like he might have made some people upset. 135 00:07:17,021 --> 00:07:18,731 Maybe the victims of these pranks? 136 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:21,651 I guess like a little. To everyone else it was just super funny. 137 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,528 Look, Chad wasn't just pranks and stuff. 138 00:07:23,736 --> 00:07:25,530 Like, he was always there for his brothers. 139 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:28,032 When you're doing your fourth funnel, and you're not gonna puke, 140 00:07:28,241 --> 00:07:29,325 but you might still give up, 141 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:36,707 he was the guy yelling, "Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" 142 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,670 - Ready, bro? - Let's do this, bro! 143 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:42,213 ALL: (CHANTING) Chug! Chug! BRODY: One, two, three. 144 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:47,677 You ruined my life, man! You ruined my life. 145 00:07:50,388 --> 00:07:51,347 Chug. 146 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,016 I lost my champion, bro. 147 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,394 I lost my champion. (SNIFFLES) 148 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:02,733 Hey, you. How did Chad ruin your life? 149 00:08:06,404 --> 00:08:07,697 Damn! 150 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:18,374 It was pledge week. Chad made me streak. 151 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:20,376 I didn't know I was streaking by an elementary school 152 00:08:20,585 --> 00:08:22,253 till I heard the kids start laughing. 153 00:08:22,462 --> 00:08:25,006 - (LAUGHING) - Not only was I arrested, 154 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,216 I had to register as a sex offender. 155 00:08:27,425 --> 00:08:28,926 So why stay with the fraternity? 156 00:08:29,135 --> 00:08:33,264 Chad convinced me to. My career prospects are limited now. 157 00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:36,684 Chad assured me that the Zeta Beta Thetas take care of their own. 158 00:08:36,893 --> 00:08:39,437 As long as I'm a brother, I have a future. 159 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,647 Where were you at the time of the murder? 160 00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:45,401 I was in the back room, talking to some girl in a sexy unicorn costume. 161 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:47,487 We heard screams and ran inside. 162 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:48,571 I'll need the girl's name. 163 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,865 She was just a random chick. 164 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:53,201 Wait. I saw a photo on the party's Instagram feed. 165 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:57,914 CLIVE: Are these all from the party? 166 00:08:58,122 --> 00:08:59,540 RANDY: Yeah, look that is me in the curtain. 167 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:01,334 CLIVE: How am I supposed to know that's you? 168 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,503 A pterodactyl could be inside there and no one would know. 169 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:06,756 But it's me. Look, I have the costume. 170 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,634 All that tells me is you have the costume that an unidentified person 171 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:11,802 - was wearing in this photo. - But it's me. 172 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:13,554 Okay, Brody will tell you. 173 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:20,561 You know, these must've been taken from the top of the staircase. 174 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:23,397 All right, there's Chad, right? 175 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:28,861 Still there, still there, still there, gone. Right? Let's go back. 176 00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:31,113 See this furry blue thing? 177 00:09:31,322 --> 00:09:33,658 You can see Chad as Furry Blue is heading over, 178 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:37,245 but look at this one of Furry Blue walking away. Chad's down. 179 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:40,206 - Furry Blue is probably who stabbed him. - Okay... 180 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,208 He doesn't remember what I was wearing, but... 181 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,293 Who wore the Furry Blue costume? 182 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:47,588 Yeah, I don't know who the blue guy is, 183 00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:50,007 - but how huge are Megan Reilly's cans? - (BOYS LAUGHING) 184 00:09:50,216 --> 00:09:52,969 Oh, that's not Megan Reilly, bro. Her cans are more teardrop. 185 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,095 Okay! 186 00:09:56,389 --> 00:09:57,431 Thank you for your time. 187 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:05,398 - So, if I remember anything, should I call you, or... - You can call me. 188 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:10,361 I'm the detective on the case. 189 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,488 You're like that box of chocolates from Forrest Gump, 190 00:10:12,697 --> 00:10:13,948 I never know what I'm gonna get. 191 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:16,117 You're getting chocolate, bro. 192 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:19,078 I'll start calling the local costume shops. 193 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:22,415 See if I can find the ones that stock that blue furry costume. 194 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,041 Find out who rented it. 195 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,755 Chakrabarti! Where you at? 196 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:32,592 I have been doing some thinking, 197 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,804 and I'm pretty sure what this morgue needs is a foosball table. 198 00:10:38,014 --> 00:10:40,308 (SNORING) 199 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,940 I know you can't fully control your actions when you're on a brain, 200 00:10:48,149 --> 00:10:51,527 but I really need you to try and rein in the bro. 201 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:54,530 We would be in serious trouble if someone came in and saw how you arranged 202 00:10:54,739 --> 00:10:56,699 the medical skeletons. 203 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,744 And this, this is unacceptable. 204 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,539 What if someone came in to identify their loved one 205 00:11:03,748 --> 00:11:06,667 and the medical examiner had "fart" written on his forehead? 206 00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:09,378 - (LAUGHING) - It isn't funny. 207 00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:11,255 - It's pretty funny. - It really isn't. 208 00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:13,966 - It kinda is. - I can assure you it isn't funny. 209 00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:19,221 It isn't funny. 210 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:21,557 You're lucky you're receiving a suspension and not an expulsion. 211 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:23,809 CHAD: Okay. (LAUGHS) But it's kind of funny. 212 00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:28,147 No. No, it's not. It's not funny. 213 00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:33,402 - Were you contemplating your actions or having a vision? - If you had to guess... 214 00:11:33,611 --> 00:11:37,239 I take back every bad thing I ever said about frat boys. 215 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:39,283 These brains are fun as hell. 216 00:11:39,492 --> 00:11:42,453 I can't stop chillaxing. Everything is hilarious. 217 00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:46,290 Dude, the guy who killed Chad is a total dick, and I demand... 218 00:11:46,499 --> 00:11:47,792 - (BEEPS) - Babineaux. 219 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,835 Wazzup? Just had a vis. 220 00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:53,172 Yeah, it was, like, a discipline hearing-type thing. 221 00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:56,425 This kid looked like he wanted to murder Chad, bro. 222 00:11:56,634 --> 00:11:58,219 We've gotta find this other student. 223 00:11:58,427 --> 00:11:59,887 Pronto. 224 00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:01,847 Brain fart. (CHUCKLES) Whole new level. 225 00:12:06,102 --> 00:12:08,312 So I finally found out the blue bear is a character 226 00:12:08,521 --> 00:12:11,148 from a Swedish kids' show named Captain Wozzles. 227 00:12:11,357 --> 00:12:13,359 He did look Nordic. 228 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,404 I called every costume shop here in Seattle. So far, no one carries it. 229 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,698 I'll move on to shops in the surrounding area. 230 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:22,201 But first, I spoke to the dean of Pacific West University about your vision. 231 00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:23,994 He wouldn't give me details about the grievance filed 232 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,205 against Chad without a warrant, 233 00:12:26,414 --> 00:12:29,125 but said I was welcome to see if the student was open to discussing it. 234 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,169 He's on his way in now. And you'll never guess what his name is. 235 00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:33,796 Chad Wolcoff. 236 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,715 Like the murder victim. 237 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,675 Can you tell us why you filed a grievance against Chad? 238 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,969 Chad and I often got each other's mail back at school. 239 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:43,431 I got invited to speak at a high school about the dangers of drunk driving. 240 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,307 Chad got my invitation by mistake. 241 00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:50,187 He thought it would be a hoot to get wasted and go in my place. 242 00:12:50,396 --> 00:12:52,648 He basically gave a tutorial on how to drink and drive 243 00:12:52,857 --> 00:12:56,444 to 200 high school seniors before school security dragged him off stage. 244 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,821 Oh, hey, I get why that's awful, 245 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,574 but I think Chad was just trying to be funny, you know. I... 246 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:05,077 Thirty people per day are killed in drunk driving accidents. 247 00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:07,496 Can you tell us where you were last night, around 10 p.m.? 248 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,709 Uh... I was in my room, studying. 249 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,127 Anyone who can verify that? 250 00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:17,840 Doubtful. It's just... 251 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:21,761 Look, I took the appropriate actions with Chad, okay? 252 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,013 I met with the dean. I filed a complaint. 253 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:27,850 Chad was a buffoon, but I don't think he deserved to die. 254 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:33,022 All right. I'll contact you with any further questions. Don't leave town. 255 00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:42,531 Tightly wound, but he didn't give me a premeditated murder vibe. 256 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,367 I'm guessing he lost someone close to him in a drunk-driving accident. 257 00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,703 Chad making light of that could've made him snap. 258 00:13:47,912 --> 00:13:49,538 A sideways glance could've made him snap. 259 00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:51,290 That dude has zero chill. 260 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,085 Your blood pressure is a bit higher than it's been. 261 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,295 It might not be cure-related. 262 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,588 Still feeling okay? 263 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,007 Yeah. 264 00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:03,427 So, I know you're a student of men's lifestyle magazines. 265 00:14:03,636 --> 00:14:06,388 Beard glitter. Is this a trend I should know about? 266 00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:07,807 It was an accident. 267 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,059 Involving a My Little Pony? 268 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,770 I had some makeup on before that was surprisingly difficult to wash off. 269 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,064 Been there. So, you know I'm referring to your beard 270 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,149 as Princess Sparkles from now on though, right? 271 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:18,818 Why would you be referring to my beard? 272 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,694 "You've got some crumbs stuck in Princess Sparkles." 273 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,572 Or, "Princess Sparkles could use a trim." (CHUCKLES) 274 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,452 So, how's work going on the cure? 275 00:14:28,661 --> 00:14:30,663 I can't make any progress without tainted Utopium. 276 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,499 I've run tests on regular Utopium, but, to be honest, 277 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,417 I know very little about how the drug works. 278 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,837 I mean, it's relatively new, there aren't studies. 279 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,381 Have you, you know, ever tried any? 280 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,174 You know hugs are my drug of choice. 281 00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:44,009 I've been mulling it over, 282 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,886 and I think it would be beneficial for me to try some. 283 00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:47,471 You know, so I can better understand its effects. 284 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,223 Isn't that kind of like smacking a bear 285 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,684 - to better understand being mauled to death? - No. 286 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,812 It's like smacking a bear to better understand physical exertion and adrenaline. 287 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,189 Field research is incredibly helpful. 288 00:14:57,398 --> 00:15:01,610 Experiencing how Utopium works in the body could help my research immeasurably. 289 00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:03,529 Would you come to a club with me? 290 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,197 I could use someone to monitor me while I'm on the drug. 291 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:07,074 You know, make sure I'm safe, help record data. 292 00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,034 Ravi, can't I just help you move a couch or something? 293 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:12,621 I'm really not up for the, like, "Watch me do drugs" favor. 294 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,875 Sorry. I didn't realize there were limits to our friendship. 295 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,962 (CHUCKLING) Oh, don't bat those big brown eyes at me, 296 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,674 you manipulative bastard. All right. I should get going. 297 00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:26,552 - I do not want to run into Liv... - LIV: Too late. 298 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,678 (SIGHS) 299 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,736 How are you doing? 300 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,321 Hanging in there. 301 00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:49,742 - No, really. - You know, let's not do this, okay? 302 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,369 No let's-get-real talk. Not yet. 303 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,121 I'm great. All's well. 304 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,789 Sorry, bro, just asking. 305 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,667 - Bro? - I'm on frat boy brains at the moment, 306 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:01,170 and everything's getting filtered through the bro-zone layer. 307 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,379 (CHUCKLES) 308 00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:05,382 "I'm on frat boy brains. No big whoop." 309 00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:08,260 Just like you're doing a cleanse. Eating dead people brains. 310 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:11,639 It's just a fact of my life right now. Look past it, please. 311 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,098 I wanna catch up. 312 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,059 Sorry, bro. No can do. 313 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,076 (SLURPING) 314 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,579 (GULPS) Ahh. 315 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,124 Bad day? 316 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,709 (SIGHS) I got smacked down by someone I used to be tight with. 317 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,378 It was harsh. 318 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,964 Hey, I'm happy you're a drink-through-the-pain type. 319 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,758 Not the sad-girl-surrounded- by-empty-ice-cream-pints type. 320 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:49,051 You want in on this? 321 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,053 How about we go get a real drink? 322 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,597 I kind of felt like ordering in hot wings and watching Entourage. 323 00:16:53,806 --> 00:16:54,932 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 324 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,895 - Yo! Who? - Brody! 325 00:17:00,104 --> 00:17:02,731 - Brody? - From Zeta Beta Theta? 326 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,275 I got your deets from a Jamaican dude at the morgue. 327 00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:08,237 So, listen, we're hosting this memorial thing for Chad tonight. 328 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,531 It's like, a party. 329 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:14,743 I thought you might wanna come by, you know. Just, like, hang or whatever. 330 00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:17,621 You wanna come with me to a frat party tonight? It's kind of a work thing. 331 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,166 - Yeah, cool. - There's a dress code. 332 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,837 Dress code? A dress code for a frat party? 333 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,672 - BOYS: (CHANTING) Chad... - I remember this one time, 334 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,758 me and Chad were kayaking in the San Juans. 335 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:33,512 He told me, "If I ever die, bro, 336 00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:35,514 "I don't want it to be lame." 337 00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:38,600 He said that he wanted his death to be like his life. 338 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,355 An epic party, where anything goes, 339 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:45,441 but clothes! 340 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,359 (ALL CHEERING) 341 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,696 ALL: (CHANTING) Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad! 342 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,245 (CROWD CHEERING) 343 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,915 Remind me again how this is for work. 344 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,877 - Oh, it's hard to explain. I'm trying to be bro-active. - Oh. 345 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,503 Ladies! 346 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,505 No, I don't do Mardi Gras beads. 347 00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,091 - Well, uh... - And, yes, I know I'm wearing a garbage bag. 348 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,385 - Hey, girl! - Hey! 349 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,388 - Hey, make sure she gets the red, bro. - Oh, yeah. 350 00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:19,141 Red is for "date." It's this "Do, Date, Delete" game we play. 351 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,310 Actually, I made a website for it. 352 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,730 So, like, okay... Do, date, delete, Tom Hardy, Tom Brady, Tom Cruise. 353 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,732 Do you still get to do the one you date? 354 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,442 Yeah. But you gotta keep doing them. 355 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,611 - So you're, like, locking yourself in. - Got it. 356 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,362 - Date Hardy. - Yeah. 357 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,281 Wait, I kind of want to delete Brady and Cruise. 358 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,699 Makes you think, right? 359 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,744 Yeah! 360 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,705 Yeah, there's no way I'm drinking something I didn't pour myself, 361 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,290 and there's no way I'm not drinking, 362 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:46,043 so I'll be right back. Excuse me. 363 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:53,050 - So, you wanna see my room? - Maybe later, bro. 364 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,888 Right now, I've got one word in my bro-cabulary, 365 00:18:58,097 --> 00:19:03,185 and that word is "justice." I am going on the vision quest of all vision quests. 366 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,521 I will not rest till I find the bastard who... 367 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,692 Beer pong! Time to get your balls wet, bros! 368 00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,236 (CROWD WHOOPING) 369 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,488 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 370 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,915 I was wrong about the bathroom being the place to score drugs. 371 00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:26,959 There's definitely some transactions going on in there, 372 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,545 but not the kind we're looking for. 373 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,005 - How you holding up? - Everyone looks like a drug dealer 374 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,008 in this lighting. I have to say, I'm disappointed. 375 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,136 I thought you'd be better at this. 376 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,972 Because everything about me says I'd be awesome at scoring drugs? 377 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,182 You bought a grenade out of the trunk of a car. 378 00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,476 How can you not figure out how to buy drugs at a nightclub? 379 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,728 It's a different skill set. If you want a bazooka, 380 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:49,773 I can get you a bazooka in 15 minutes, at cost. 381 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,317 That isn't very helpful right now, is it? 382 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:53,986 Looking to score some U? 383 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,738 Maybe. I don't know. 384 00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:58,740 How do I know you're not a cop? 385 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,785 - How do I know he's not a cop? - How do you know I'm not a cop? 386 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:03,954 I'm strangely offended. 387 00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:05,581 Frankly, I'm fairly certain I'm the closest to law enforcement here. 388 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,916 - How much do you want? - Oh, two, please. 389 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:10,169 One to take now, and one to take in a controlled environment at a later date. 390 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,381 DRUG DEALER: Later, dude. 391 00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:17,843 Okay. So, once one purchases the drugs, where does one do them? 392 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,892 - Yes! - (ALL CHEER) 393 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,311 Are you not entertained? 394 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,647 Your friend is so great. Is she always like this? 395 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:32,900 She wasn't yesterday. 396 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,824 I feel amazing. 397 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:45,495 I'm so present, so in my body, but I'm also floating, 398 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:51,251 like watching the experience be experienced, 399 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:54,713 like I literally don't have a care in the world! 400 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,841 I'm just floating on goodness. 401 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,637 When did everything get so beautiful? 402 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,275 - (CHEERING) - ALL: (CHANTING) Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 403 00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,780 - Yay! - (ALL WHOOPING) 404 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:26,495 Hey! I know you're going for gold in the bro-lympics, 405 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,248 - just wondering how that's a work thing? - Right. 406 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,375 My bad. Time to focus. 407 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:40,425 You got this, bro. You got this. 408 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,386 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 409 00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:05,492 (LAUGHS) Dude, we need to get more of this. 410 00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,035 What? 411 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,413 Utopium. I want more. 412 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:35,355 "Zeta Beta Theta Dog Fight 2015 Champion Chad Wolcoff." 413 00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:40,027 - Hey! You made it upstairs. - You guys fight dogs? 414 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:43,739 Huh? Oh, hells no. No, that's disgusting. 415 00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:46,491 No, the Dog Fight is, like, this party where all the frat bros, 416 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,785 they invite the homeliest girl they can find, 417 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,455 and then the champion is the one whose date is 418 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:53,999 the last dog you'd want to throw a bone. 419 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,209 Oh, no, but it's not, like, mean or anything. 420 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,919 I mean, the girls know they're ugly, right? 421 00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:00,672 Who did Chad bring to the party the night that he won? 422 00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:02,924 Uh... This girl Paulette. 423 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,260 - Why do you want to talk about ugly girls so much? - (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 424 00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:09,598 Come on, let's go get naked and cuddle. Just kind of see what's what. 425 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,850 - Major? - Hey, I found you under "In Case of Emergency" 426 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,226 on this guy's phone. 427 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,395 You should probably come get him. 428 00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:16,980 Where are you? 429 00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:20,192 - Billy Club, downtown. - Okay, I'm on my way. 430 00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:32,537 (LIV GRUNTING) 431 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,502 I got you, bro. I got you. 432 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:42,172 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 433 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:01,858 (MAJOR GROANING) 434 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:03,985 LIV: 217 Emerson Street. 435 00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:07,989 You guys are the best. And can I just say 436 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:12,285 just how glad I am that we're all in the know over the whole zombie thing. 437 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:16,498 Not cool, bro. 438 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:17,958 I am your bro. 439 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,334 - DRIVER: Let's go! Move it! - (HONKS HORN) 440 00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:20,794 - And I'm your bro. - (PHONE CHIMES) 441 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,005 And I'm your bro. 442 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:26,633 And I'm a bro to whoever is texting you. 443 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:32,222 LIV: What the hell? 444 00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:35,267 They can hear you. They're always listening. 445 00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:37,686 Guys, guys... 446 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,148 We should get matching tattoos. 447 00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:44,526 (ANNOUNCER CHATTERING ON TV) 448 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:52,659 Am I that messed up, or are you wearing police tape? 449 00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:55,871 You're that messed up. 450 00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:02,836 Aspirin. Water. Electrolytes. 451 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:06,131 And I thought paper towels were a good idea. 452 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:09,509 You're not gonna want to, but you should try to drink lots of fluids. 453 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:17,017 I'll leave you to it. Good luck. 454 00:25:19,895 --> 00:25:21,021 Can you stay? 455 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,402 I won't let anything happen to you. 456 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:14,950 And I won't shave your eyebrows. 457 00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:31,967 So I checked into that Dog Fight winner, like you suggested. 458 00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:33,760 Paulette Mosley. She's on her way in. 459 00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:36,471 Oh, damn. 460 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,684 - What? - What if she doesn't know about the Dog Fight? 461 00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:42,394 They probably don't tell them, right? 462 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:44,980 If you tell her, you could destroy this poor girl. 463 00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:46,606 I have to ask her. It's motive. 464 00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,483 It's why we're bringing her in. 465 00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:50,569 You're on your own, bro. 466 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:53,947 Tragedy needs the "plus time" for funny. This needs "plus time." 467 00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:56,366 You know it's probably irrelevant anyway. 468 00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:59,494 Based on the photos from the frat party, the killer had to be over six-feet tall. 469 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:00,954 PAULETTE: Are you Babineaux? 470 00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:26,688 I don't think she knew. 471 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:30,233 (PAULETTE SOBBING) 472 00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:37,824 RAVI: 11:52 p.m. Heart rate is... Oh, hey. WOMAN: Hey! 473 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,201 - I love you! - (RAVI LAUGHING) You what? Huh? 474 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:43,204 - I love you! - You love me? 475 00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:46,833 That's so amazing. Uh-huh. I love you. 476 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:52,547 Bubbles are magical. 477 00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:57,344 ♪ I'm lagging, swagging, high on the wagon that she dragging 478 00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,846 ♪ Blow her brain out the back with the goods I'm packing 479 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:02,766 ♪ Weezy... ♪ 480 00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:07,395 Major, you know what we need for the house? Velvet. 481 00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:10,857 Major. Major. Major. 482 00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:12,901 Major. Major. 483 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,236 Hey. Hi. (LAUGHS) 484 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:18,782 Oh, no, I was... I was just listening to a thing a friend sent. A jokey bit. 485 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:21,910 I hope it was funny 'cause things are getting ready to get gruesome. 486 00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:23,578 Prepare yourself. 487 00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:25,330 - It's pretty gnarly. - Trust me, I'm more than used to... 488 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:26,539 (UNZIPPING) 489 00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:31,127 You never get used to it. 490 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,254 I'll be right back. I've got three more just like this one. 491 00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:44,516 He knocked off all four dealers. Tortured them. 492 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:47,310 There's no way that he'd give me up. There's no way! 493 00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:49,187 BLAINE: Speedy, take it easy. 494 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:50,980 - He's coming after me. - Speedy. 495 00:28:51,189 --> 00:28:52,857 You know he's coming after me. 496 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:55,318 That's why you have to lay low, Speedy. You hear me? 497 00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:57,696 You don't talk to anyone. I'll handle this. 498 00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,406 - Okay. - You call me anytime. 499 00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:01,908 It's us against them, brother. I got you. 500 00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:04,994 Is everything okay? 501 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,040 Fine and dandy. 502 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,961 All four victims are missing teeth and fingernails. 503 00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:15,547 The detective on the case thinks someone was sending a message. 504 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:18,925 And this is the guy who sold you and Major Utopium at the club? 505 00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:24,431 I buy drugs one time, purely for research purposes, and this is what happens. 506 00:29:24,639 --> 00:29:27,225 How bad must my karma be? 507 00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:29,102 Ever think it was his karma? 508 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:32,105 Hey, I haven't been able to reach you. 509 00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:33,773 Oh. Someone ran over my phone. 510 00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:38,445 I found a shop in Tacoma that carries our elusive costume. 511 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:41,030 Got a name for the girl who rented it the night of the frat party. 512 00:29:41,239 --> 00:29:43,992 Apparently, she rented it for her boyfriend. They're on their way in. 513 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,994 Let's go. 514 00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:48,705 Captain Wozzles is awesome. 515 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:50,915 Um, why do you want to talk about the costume? 516 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:52,917 I swear, it wasn't damaged when we returned it. 517 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:54,502 Are they saying that it was damaged? 518 00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:56,880 A student was murdered at a Pac West frat party. 519 00:29:57,088 --> 00:29:59,799 We have reason to believe the killer wore a Captain Wozzles costume. 520 00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:02,635 Wow, I didn't see any blood on it or anything. 521 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,597 The murder happened while you were in possession of the costume. 522 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,140 I haven't been able to locate another one. 523 00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:09,726 Wait, I don't understand. You think it was me? 524 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:13,271 - 'Cause I haven't been to a frat party ever in my life. - (BECKY LAUGHING) 525 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,315 We just moved here from Spokane a few months ago. 526 00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:17,525 Can you tell us where you were two nights ago? Around 10 p.m.? 527 00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:21,362 I was at home with Becky. We were just hanging out at home. 528 00:30:21,571 --> 00:30:23,948 He was with me all night. I swear. 529 00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:26,993 So, you rented the costume, and then just stayed home and didn't use it? 530 00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:30,830 (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) No, like... 531 00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:33,625 (STAMMERING) I used it. I used it. I just... 532 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,836 I wore it at home. 533 00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:39,422 You just wore a Captain Wozzles costume in your living room? 534 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:43,635 Uh... I'm a furry. 535 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:46,971 - A what? - I'm into costumes that look like stuffed animals. 536 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:51,351 - (SIGHING) - Like sexually. 537 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:52,977 It's a fetish, okay? 538 00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:57,023 I was not expecting that. 539 00:30:57,232 --> 00:31:00,610 Here's what I'm going to need. I'm going to need details, photos. 540 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:03,196 We don't need details or photos. 541 00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,490 Unless you have them, and they're hilarious. 542 00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:07,992 We definitely don't need details or photos. 543 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,621 Yes, we do. 544 00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:15,834 What would be more shocking, that sweet-faced kid as a murderer, 545 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:18,962 or that kid getting his freak on dressed as a stuffed animal? 546 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:21,005 Sonny doesn't appear to have any connection to Chad, 547 00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:24,551 or the frat, or even the college. Where's the motive? 548 00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:27,720 There has to be another Captain Wozzles costume out there. 549 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:30,640 I haven't been able to locate another anywhere. 550 00:31:30,849 --> 00:31:33,059 Maybe it was the actual Captain Wozzles? 551 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,227 (LAUGHING) 552 00:31:35,854 --> 00:31:36,855 Blaine! 553 00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:40,316 Wait. 554 00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:43,570 I wasn't finished. 555 00:31:43,778 --> 00:31:45,655 (SIGHS) Okay. Don't go too far this time. 556 00:31:45,864 --> 00:31:48,074 More milky Tilda Swinton, less Casper's ass. 557 00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:51,286 - Yeah? Good. - Yeah. 558 00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:54,330 Sir. 559 00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:56,833 There's a man outside says he wants to see you. Doesn't have an appointment. 560 00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:59,335 What do I care, Nina? Send him away. 561 00:31:59,544 --> 00:32:01,045 Uh, he scares me. 562 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:15,810 Send him in. Take an early lunch. 563 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:24,527 Stacey Boss controls narcotics, bookmaking, prostitution, 564 00:32:24,736 --> 00:32:28,323 smuggling, trafficking, murder for hire, DVD late fees. 565 00:32:28,531 --> 00:32:31,659 People in Seattle can't get mugged without him getting his beak wet. 566 00:32:31,868 --> 00:32:34,996 One in eight cops and one in three judges are on his payroll. 567 00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,331 I worked for the guy. 568 00:32:36,539 --> 00:32:38,708 Tell me something I don't know. 569 00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:41,961 That I don't want to die? Because if you're really asking me to use the powers 570 00:32:42,170 --> 00:32:43,922 of the DA's office to bring down Mr. Boss... 571 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,257 First, you're already dead. 572 00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:49,677 Get over it. 573 00:32:49,886 --> 00:32:53,431 Second, once you hold a press conference declaring him public enemy number one 574 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,893 and that you, Floyd Baracus, Eliot Ness-like paragon of virtue 575 00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:59,979 will be the public servant who puts him in jail, 576 00:33:00,188 --> 00:33:03,399 you'll be... What's the word? Ah, yes. 577 00:33:03,608 --> 00:33:06,986 Untouchable. Next stop, mayor's office. 578 00:33:07,195 --> 00:33:09,238 No one cares about Mr. Boss anymore. 579 00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:13,159 He's an institution around here. He's like the monorail or salmon tossing. 580 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:14,661 - We're used to him. - That was yesterday. 581 00:33:14,869 --> 00:33:16,204 Today's a bit different. 582 00:33:16,412 --> 00:33:17,705 - Don't you read the papers? - I saw it. 583 00:33:17,914 --> 00:33:19,916 More dead drug dealers. It won't change things. 584 00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:21,709 Sure about that? 585 00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:23,503 Take a look at these kids. 586 00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:26,881 Attractive. Well-to-do. Good families. 587 00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:29,717 Nobody cared when he was killing the unwashed masses. 588 00:33:29,926 --> 00:33:34,013 But now he's moved to new territories, where people register to vote. 589 00:33:34,222 --> 00:33:36,849 Protecting rich white kids is your job. 590 00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:39,394 You've just been handed the political will to take him down. 591 00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:41,562 You know how risky it would be to take on Mr. Boss? 592 00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:43,481 I bet you wish you had the choice, huh? 593 00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:46,192 I'll need cash. 594 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,528 You get paid in brains. 595 00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:50,822 I'll have to grease a lot of palms in order to get any movement on this case. 596 00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:53,825 One in eight cops. One in three judges. Remember? 597 00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:56,536 I'll get you the cash. 598 00:33:56,744 --> 00:33:58,037 Do you have any idea what you're starting here? 599 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,164 I believe I do. 600 00:34:05,962 --> 00:34:08,339 (PHONE RINGING) 601 00:34:08,548 --> 00:34:10,967 MAN: Wakey-wakey, Speedy. 602 00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:13,845 - SPEEDY: No. No. No! - Mr. Boss sends his regards. 603 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:25,773 And Alexander wept when he realized there were no more worlds to conquer. 604 00:34:25,982 --> 00:34:27,650 Did you weep, Angus? 605 00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:30,486 Let me guess, business has been so bad 606 00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:32,196 you're reduced to making your own deliveries. 607 00:34:32,405 --> 00:34:35,742 No. The only brains I brought today are right up here. 608 00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:37,827 And wouldn't you love a bite of those bad boys. 609 00:34:38,036 --> 00:34:40,580 No need. I've read Oedipus. 610 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:45,835 (LAUGHING) Oedipus requires a living mother, but, hey. 611 00:34:46,044 --> 00:34:48,129 How could you have seen the warning signs? 612 00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:51,841 Don't all wives lock themselves alone in their room for weeks at a time, 613 00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:54,052 claiming they want to die? 614 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,846 And why would it even occur to you to lock up your Beretta? 615 00:34:57,055 --> 00:34:59,390 You're a whiny bitch. 616 00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:01,476 So obvious that you didn't get that from me. 617 00:35:01,684 --> 00:35:05,980 What was it Madonna said? "Papa, don't preach." 618 00:35:06,189 --> 00:35:10,193 And business is booming, thank you for asking. My client list keeps growing, 619 00:35:10,401 --> 00:35:13,529 but don't worry. You never forget your first customer. 620 00:35:13,738 --> 00:35:16,616 Son turns father into a member of the undead. 621 00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:22,121 Gee. Why did Oedipus even cross my mind? What is it you want? 622 00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:26,876 What does anyone ever want from you, Angus? Money. 623 00:35:27,085 --> 00:35:29,212 - Lots of it. - (LAUGHS) 624 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:32,381 On top of the 25k a month for brains? Whoo! 625 00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:34,926 You should learn to live within your means. 626 00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:39,806 If you don't mind, what shortcut are you taking this time, huh? 627 00:35:40,014 --> 00:35:45,061 It's always the same for you, isn't it? Always looking for the easy way out. 628 00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:49,023 Least amount of talent required. (LAUGHING) 629 00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:53,319 Least amount of effort. 630 00:35:53,528 --> 00:35:57,115 What does the PowerPoint look like for your inspirational climb up the ladder? 631 00:35:57,323 --> 00:36:01,285 Step one. Have your father who built the company institutionalized. 632 00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:03,955 Step two. Move into his office. 633 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,916 Your Horatio Alger story was a phone call. 634 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,377 (MIMICS CORK POPPING) 635 00:36:11,754 --> 00:36:17,343 The strings I pulled to get my party boy son into Wharton. 636 00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:21,222 You couldn't make it one semester. 637 00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:27,520 "Dad. Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad... 638 00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:31,315 "This widget's gonna revolutionize the way we listen to music, 639 00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:33,943 "rent apartments, hook up. 640 00:36:34,152 --> 00:36:37,446 "I just need some startup capital." 641 00:36:37,655 --> 00:36:40,449 I always knew the request was coming, because you'd manage 642 00:36:40,658 --> 00:36:46,038 to hide your hate for me for a few weeks leading up to the pitch. 643 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:51,002 And I would just give in. I guess that's how this story ends. 644 00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:53,546 No. 645 00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:58,593 This story ends with me taking this chair, this desk, this office, your entire company. 646 00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:01,512 The only thing that means anything to you. 647 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:06,309 I'll watch you walk out of here with a cardboard box full of paperclips and K-Cups. 648 00:37:06,517 --> 00:37:09,270 It's the dream that gets me out of bed each day. 649 00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:11,647 And after I watch that play out, 650 00:37:11,856 --> 00:37:14,775 I'm gonna stick you in the same hellhole where you stuck Grandpa. 651 00:37:16,194 --> 00:37:19,071 - He babied you. - He loved me. 652 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,823 You just don't know the difference. 653 00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:30,791 Make it out for half a million. 654 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,835 Look at me. 655 00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:35,671 Chip off the old block. 656 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,882 Katy Perry. Kate Upton. Kate Middleton. 657 00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:41,427 I mean, all three doable and datable. This game is impossible. 658 00:37:41,636 --> 00:37:43,262 (SIGHING) 659 00:37:43,471 --> 00:37:45,473 By the time I got the Captain Wozzles costume from the shop, 660 00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:47,266 it had already been laundered. 661 00:37:47,475 --> 00:37:48,851 I was hoping Forensics could still get something off of it. 662 00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:50,186 I'm kind of glad they couldn't, 663 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:52,521 after what our furry friends told us. 664 00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:57,860 Hmm... Do Dylan McDermott. Date Bob Dylan. 665 00:37:58,069 --> 00:37:59,487 Delete Dermot Mulroney. 666 00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:01,405 Really? Did you not see his turn on New Girl? 667 00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:03,449 - I found him delightful. - Oh, I thought Dylan McDermott was 668 00:38:03,658 --> 00:38:05,451 from My Best Friend's Wedding. 669 00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:08,246 - Mmm-mmm, that's Dermot Mulroney. - I deleted the wrong Dermot! 670 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,624 Wait a minute. 671 00:38:11,832 --> 00:38:14,877 - What if... - What if the wrong guy got killed? 672 00:38:15,086 --> 00:38:18,464 I couldn't find a connection to you and the murder victim 673 00:38:18,673 --> 00:38:20,132 because there wasn't one. 674 00:38:20,341 --> 00:38:22,593 But I've got some bad news for you, son. 675 00:38:22,802 --> 00:38:24,804 This Chad Wolcoff, the one you killed, 676 00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:27,640 he's not who ran over your father in a drunk-driving accident. 677 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:28,808 No, that would be 678 00:38:30,059 --> 00:38:32,019 this Chad Wolcoff, 679 00:38:32,228 --> 00:38:33,896 from your hometown of Spokane. 680 00:38:34,105 --> 00:38:35,690 You murdered an innocent man. 681 00:38:35,898 --> 00:38:39,193 Chad Wolcoff of Spokane, the one you believed you were killing, 682 00:38:39,402 --> 00:38:41,404 has spent the past five years speaking at high schools 683 00:38:41,612 --> 00:38:43,406 about the dangers of drunk driving. 684 00:38:43,614 --> 00:38:45,491 He was trying to make amends for what he did to your family. 685 00:38:52,248 --> 00:38:53,332 (CRYING) 686 00:38:58,087 --> 00:39:03,968 My dad was working up on Highway 2, putting in a guardrail. 687 00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:10,057 This drunk 15-year-old kid doing 95 skids right into him. 688 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,480 All I knew about the guy who killed Dad was he was a few years older than me 689 00:39:16,689 --> 00:39:17,773 (SIGHS) 690 00:39:19,108 --> 00:39:21,861 and his name was Chad Wolcoff. 691 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:25,448 Every once in a while, I would google this Chad Wolcoff. 692 00:39:25,656 --> 00:39:28,701 Until I finally got a hit last year. He was the right age. 693 00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:30,953 I had to see him, 694 00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:35,624 the guy who destroyed my family. 695 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:38,586 And when I did, he was just this idiot drunk, 696 00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:40,421 and he didn't care that he killed my dad. 697 00:39:43,132 --> 00:39:45,217 He didn't have a care in the world. 698 00:39:45,426 --> 00:39:51,891 And now you're saying that this wasn't him? 699 00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:55,269 That this is just some guy? And he didn't do anything? 700 00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:57,438 He didn't do anything? 701 00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:00,232 He didn't do anything. 702 00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:03,486 Oh, no. (CRYING) 703 00:40:07,114 --> 00:40:10,326 You have the right to remain silent. 704 00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:14,246 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 705 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:17,291 LIV: Our lives are a collection of choices. 706 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,960 Sonny chose to avenge his father. 707 00:40:20,169 --> 00:40:23,506 I chose to not tell my fiance I'm a zombie. 708 00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:25,841 We make our own beds. 709 00:40:26,050 --> 00:40:28,427 Seems beneath our dignity to whine when we're forced to sleep in them. 710 00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:32,348 But Major held me... Held me and told me 711 00:40:32,556 --> 00:40:35,559 he wouldn't let anything happen to me. 712 00:40:35,768 --> 00:40:38,979 Maybe, just this once, there's a do-over. 713 00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:42,650 - Hey. - Major left a message. 714 00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:45,277 He wanted me to come pick up the replacement cell phone he bought for me. 715 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,738 The phone. Yeah. Of course. Here. 716 00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:52,743 Oh. I thought he'd be home. 717 00:40:52,952 --> 00:40:54,537 Oh, no, he is. He is. He's... (CLEARS THROAT) 718 00:40:54,745 --> 00:40:57,915 It's fine. I just want to go say "Hi." 719 00:40:58,124 --> 00:41:00,709 We're back on speaking terms. Baby steps, I know. 720 00:41:08,634 --> 00:41:09,677 Major? It's me. 721 00:41:11,429 --> 00:41:12,680 I left the phone with Ravi. 722 00:41:13,764 --> 00:41:15,182 I just wanted to say "Hi." 723 00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:18,102 Kinda busy. 724 00:41:38,414 --> 00:41:39,623 (SNIFFING)