1 00:00:00,877 --> 00:00:02,462 LIV: Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:02,671 --> 00:00:04,422 - Have you called? - You have a gambling problem. 3 00:00:04,631 --> 00:00:06,049 Telly was sent to collect on your gambling debts? 4 00:00:06,257 --> 00:00:08,093 You thought you could disappear Telly's body 5 00:00:08,301 --> 00:00:10,929 but first you had to get his body past the security cameras. 6 00:00:11,137 --> 00:00:13,348 I didn't kill Mike. We have a fixer that works at our firm. 7 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:14,933 I had no idea that was part of his plan. 8 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:18,061 Son turns father into a member of the undead. 9 00:00:18,269 --> 00:00:20,230 - What is it you want? - Your entire company. 10 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:23,358 And I'm gonna stick you in the same hellhole where you stuck grandpa. 11 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:26,236 Says here you were slinging for Stacey Boss. 12 00:00:26,444 --> 00:00:29,197 I need everything you can tell me about Mr. Boss' crime organization. 13 00:00:29,364 --> 00:00:30,281 Mrs. Suzuki. 14 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:31,616 I found this. 15 00:00:31,825 --> 00:00:32,951 I didn't know what to make of it. 16 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:34,411 I, I know all the risks, 17 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:35,829 and all the reasons it can't work. 18 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,038 But I don't care. 19 00:00:37,247 --> 00:00:38,415 I want us to be together again. 20 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:44,963 (SONG PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 21 00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:46,423 Whoa! Eggs! 22 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:52,053 Mmm. Mmm-mmm. 23 00:00:52,804 --> 00:00:54,431 (HUMMING) 24 00:00:54,639 --> 00:00:55,557 - ♪ Feel it ♪ - (VOLUME RAISING) 25 00:01:02,856 --> 00:01:03,940 (EXHALES) 26 00:01:04,149 --> 00:01:05,942 What's shakin', bacon? 27 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:09,070 Body snatchers? 28 00:01:09,279 --> 00:01:11,573 If that's Rihanna coming downstairs, it'll explain so much. 29 00:01:13,867 --> 00:01:15,994 Morning, everyone. 30 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:19,164 Wait, wait, wait. Is this happening? 31 00:01:19,372 --> 00:01:20,832 It's happening. 32 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,251 About damn time. 33 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:25,628 But it won't always be this nauseating, right? 34 00:01:25,837 --> 00:01:27,756 - Suffer, bitch. - (BOTH CHUCKLING) 35 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:40,810 Detective! 36 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:46,232 Look, I know you're bummed the judge ignored your warning, 37 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:48,943 but he's right, I'm no flight risk. 38 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,570 Why would I run? 39 00:01:50,779 --> 00:01:52,614 I got the plea deal of the century. 40 00:01:52,781 --> 00:01:54,657 Any tips on how to best enjoy freedom? 41 00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:57,077 Try Mike Hayden's funeral. 42 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,870 All those kids he coached should be there. 43 00:01:59,079 --> 00:02:01,331 I was thinking something more like golf. 44 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:02,916 Enjoy prison, Mr. Cole. 45 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:05,210 Minimum security. 46 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:07,670 I hear they just reseeded the back nine. 47 00:02:18,223 --> 00:02:19,224 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 48 00:02:29,609 --> 00:02:31,569 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 49 00:02:54,759 --> 00:02:56,386 (HUMMING) 50 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,145 Did you and Major have sex? 51 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:07,939 Whoa. Aren't Brits supposed to be repressed? 52 00:03:08,148 --> 00:03:10,150 What would Judi Dench say? 53 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,777 She'd say we don't know a lot about the sexual transmission of zombie-ism. 54 00:03:12,986 --> 00:03:15,697 Er, in this version, Judi Dench knows about zombies. 55 00:03:15,905 --> 00:03:17,323 Did you and Major have sex? 56 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:19,284 - No. - Good. 57 00:03:19,492 --> 00:03:21,619 Not yet. You know, people with HIV... 58 00:03:21,828 --> 00:03:22,954 - You don't have HIV. - Still, 59 00:03:23,163 --> 00:03:24,789 - condoms should be... - Let's hope. 60 00:03:24,998 --> 00:03:26,624 But let me run a few tests first, okay? 61 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:28,793 - Okay. - You can hold off for a few days? 62 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:30,170 Maybe. 63 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:31,671 - Yes. - Miss Moore, 64 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,298 can I borrow you for a few minutes? 65 00:03:33,506 --> 00:03:34,799 There he is. 66 00:03:35,008 --> 00:03:36,843 - The man of the hour. - Man of the hour? 67 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:39,304 We've been pulling bullets out of Mr. Cole all day. 68 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:41,097 We heard you were inches away. 69 00:03:41,306 --> 00:03:43,808 Yards away. Nothing heroic about not getting shot. 70 00:03:44,017 --> 00:03:45,643 Well, did you soil yourself? 71 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:47,478 - No. - Then it's heroic in my book. 72 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:50,231 - Thanks? - Hmm. 73 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,984 Our first move's clear. We know our late friend here 74 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:55,403 was about to be the star witness in a murder trial. 75 00:03:55,612 --> 00:03:57,655 So the guy he sold out is either very lucky 76 00:03:57,864 --> 00:04:00,575 or very guilty of commissioning the murder of a witness. 77 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:02,911 I've got him upstairs, let's go. 78 00:04:03,119 --> 00:04:04,204 Wait, now? 79 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,206 I haven't eaten yet. 80 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,708 Well, grab something out of the vending machine on your way up. 81 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:11,127 I was kinda hoping for something more substantial. 82 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:17,842 You've billed on dozens of cases, Mr. Thrunk. 83 00:04:18,051 --> 00:04:20,136 But when I looked at the court records, you know what I found? 84 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:21,971 Detailed history of court cases? 85 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:25,016 I found that you haven't been in a courtroom in nine years. 86 00:04:25,225 --> 00:04:28,019 You've got a nice office for a lawyer who doesn't practice law. 87 00:04:28,228 --> 00:04:31,522 I practice enough to know when detectives are fishing. 88 00:04:31,731 --> 00:04:33,274 Maybe, 89 00:04:33,483 --> 00:04:36,319 but I've got a couple of bites. 90 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:40,365 I know that when Harry Cole was being shaken down by a lowlife, 91 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:43,076 Telly Levins, he killed him. 92 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:45,328 Then he called you to clean up his mess. 93 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:49,415 But the night security guy saw you with the body. 94 00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:51,501 So now you had a problem. 95 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,462 See, back when Harry was alive, he told us that's your real job, 96 00:04:54,629 --> 00:04:56,673 fixing problems. 97 00:04:56,881 --> 00:04:59,509 And Harry swore that when Mr. Hayden became your problem, 98 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:01,052 you fixed him. 99 00:05:01,261 --> 00:05:03,554 And that, with Harry's tragic passing, 100 00:05:03,763 --> 00:05:05,640 is inadmissible hearsay. 101 00:05:06,516 --> 00:05:07,600 Anything else? 102 00:05:10,228 --> 00:05:12,730 I'll take that wordless exchange as a no. 103 00:05:12,939 --> 00:05:15,316 Look, Detective, how did I order this hit? 104 00:05:15,525 --> 00:05:18,236 I was in jail. Eyes on me the whole time. 105 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:20,989 I only made one call, to my colleague, 106 00:05:21,197 --> 00:05:23,241 which I'm sure was recorded. 107 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:25,410 Did you hear me order a hit? 108 00:05:25,618 --> 00:05:27,662 Oh, we heard something. 109 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,747 - (BEEPS) - THRUNK: Give Marie and Walt my Seahawks tickets. 110 00:05:29,956 --> 00:05:31,708 I won't be out in time. 111 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:33,084 And one more thing. 112 00:05:33,293 --> 00:05:34,711 Take care of Mr. Sheldon. 113 00:05:34,919 --> 00:05:36,963 - Use the usual guy. - (BEEPS) 114 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,132 Who's Mr. Sheldon, Roger? 115 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:42,593 Figure it out. 116 00:05:42,802 --> 00:05:44,470 You figure "take care of Mr. Sheldon" 117 00:05:44,679 --> 00:05:46,097 is code for "murder Harry Cole"? 118 00:05:46,306 --> 00:05:48,057 If it is, and we can prove it, 119 00:05:48,266 --> 00:05:51,144 Marie and Walt will be catching a lot more Seahawks games. 120 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:53,813 I'm also tracking the motorcycle. 121 00:05:54,022 --> 00:05:55,565 Here's where the shooting took place. 122 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:58,276 They took off heading north. 123 00:05:58,484 --> 00:06:00,778 A mounted officer saw them fly by right here. 124 00:06:00,987 --> 00:06:02,238 Heading toward the water. 125 00:06:02,447 --> 00:06:04,198 What if they dumped the bike in the Sound? 126 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,701 I requested frogmen. We'll see if it leads to anything. 127 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,453 It's gotta be Roger Thrunk, doesn't it? 128 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:10,038 We already know he's a murderer. 129 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:12,040 Let's not forget Harry owed someone enough money 130 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:14,083 that a goon was sent to collect. 131 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:15,835 The man's a degenerate gambler. 132 00:06:16,044 --> 00:06:18,504 That was kind of his dominant personality trait, huh? 133 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:21,883 This is gonna get ugly. 134 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:34,645 Suzuki's widow gave you a brain? 135 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:35,813 Yeah. In a piece of Tupperware. 136 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:37,357 Like she was handing me cake. 137 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:38,775 And you think it's human? 138 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,361 I do. 139 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,863 But I can't ask our lab to test it without saying where it's from, 140 00:06:44,072 --> 00:06:46,866 and I'm already in the doghouse for looking into Suzuki. 141 00:06:47,075 --> 00:06:48,618 I can send it into the FBI lab. 142 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:49,911 Where is it now? 143 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:52,038 It's in my freezer. 144 00:06:53,081 --> 00:06:54,916 Your freezer? 145 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:57,210 What chain of custody protocol includes your freezer? 146 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,920 I didn't know what the hell to do with it. 147 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:01,506 The whole thing is nuts. 148 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:03,549 And get this. 149 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:06,636 A guy I think is connected to the Meat Cute murders 150 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,679 kept going on about brains. 151 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:09,806 What guy? 152 00:07:11,808 --> 00:07:13,226 The guy walking toward us 153 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:16,145 holding hands with the psychic I told you about. 154 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:18,398 Oh, no. Abort. Just turn around. 155 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,525 I'm already waving, that would be incredibly weird. 156 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:21,651 Nut up. 157 00:07:24,362 --> 00:07:25,530 LIV: Hey, you. 158 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:27,615 Didn't know you existed outside the station. 159 00:07:27,824 --> 00:07:30,326 I thought you were just put back in your Detective Clive box. 160 00:07:30,535 --> 00:07:31,619 Pull his string and he says, 161 00:07:31,828 --> 00:07:32,995 "Miss Moore, please." 162 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:34,705 (ALL CHUCKLING) 163 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:38,126 Liv, Major. This is Agent Bozzio from the FBI. 164 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:39,752 Dale. It's nice to get a name. 165 00:07:39,961 --> 00:07:41,421 In my head you've been, um, 166 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,381 "Girl from the morgue who somehow makes goth work." 167 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,716 Oh, that is her Native American name. 168 00:07:45,925 --> 00:07:47,802 Hi, I'm Barely Employed Arm Candy. 169 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,345 No. I'm Major. 170 00:07:49,554 --> 00:07:50,471 You certainly are. 171 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,559 So, the FBI sent you to Seattle? 172 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:56,102 How're you finding it? 173 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,353 Ten bucks says you miss. 174 00:07:58,146 --> 00:07:59,272 What? From here? 175 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,773 I'm automatic from this distance. 176 00:08:00,982 --> 00:08:03,067 Put your money where your mouth is, then. 177 00:08:03,276 --> 00:08:04,569 Now you're thinking about it. 178 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:05,736 I'm in your head. 179 00:08:05,945 --> 00:08:07,321 I mean, seriously? Ten bucks? 180 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,574 That is the sound of a man's sphincter shrinking. 181 00:08:09,782 --> 00:08:11,033 Ah, it's your money. 182 00:08:12,952 --> 00:08:14,495 Pay up. 183 00:08:14,704 --> 00:08:16,747 What? I just made you look good in front of your date. 184 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:18,082 You should be paying me. 185 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:20,418 - Oh, wait, this isn't a... - It's not? 186 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,336 Why did I pay, then? 187 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,213 - You're saying that I'm not getting any or... - (COUGHS) 188 00:08:24,422 --> 00:08:27,258 (LAUGHS) It's good to see you two together. 189 00:08:27,467 --> 00:08:29,093 Last I heard, you were broken up. 190 00:08:29,302 --> 00:08:30,428 And now we're not. 191 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:35,224 Seems like romance is in the air. 192 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:37,560 Nice to meet you. 193 00:08:41,439 --> 00:08:43,399 He's not going to let the Meat Cute thing go. 194 00:08:43,608 --> 00:08:44,859 He's got the FBI involved now? 195 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,944 No. That's not why she's here. 196 00:08:47,153 --> 00:08:49,113 Oh. Okay. Well, good. 197 00:08:49,322 --> 00:08:51,824 No, she's looking into all those abduction cases. 198 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,410 Abduction cases? 199 00:08:54,619 --> 00:08:56,120 All those rich guys that keep disappearing? 200 00:08:56,329 --> 00:08:57,788 It's all over the news. 201 00:08:57,997 --> 00:09:01,209 The Feds think it's some Manson-y kill-the-rich nut. 202 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,465 BLAINE: He was frugal in life. 203 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,759 Perhaps in death it's finally time he made a bold statement? 204 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:13,346 - Blaine. - I'm discussing statuary, Don. 205 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,598 We've got customers. 206 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:16,724 Downstairs. 207 00:09:29,654 --> 00:09:32,156 - Son. - Dad. 208 00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:36,619 I'd hoped your first visit here would be more... Horizontal. 209 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:38,829 I'm afraid I've got some bad news. 210 00:09:41,249 --> 00:09:43,209 - (GASPS) - Ah. 211 00:09:44,669 --> 00:09:46,087 You work for me now. 212 00:09:48,506 --> 00:09:49,966 Chief, you had one job. 213 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:01,978 You're gonna need a bigger box for your employee here. 214 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:05,940 We usually just chop off the feet. Nobody looks down there. 215 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,818 What do you know about the Titans? 216 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:11,529 Perennial AFC South underachievers. 217 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:15,408 The money I could've saved on private schools. 218 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:19,036 Cronus, king of the Titans, ruled the universe. 219 00:10:19,245 --> 00:10:22,331 A prophecy said he'd be overthrown by his son. 220 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:26,168 Each time his wife produced one, he'd kill it. Know how? 221 00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:27,628 Bored them to death? 222 00:10:27,837 --> 00:10:28,921 He ate them. 223 00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:31,799 Ah! You're hungry. 224 00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:34,135 I've got a special on color-blind electrician. 225 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,804 Nothing in ungrateful parasite? 226 00:10:37,013 --> 00:10:38,139 What? Me? 227 00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:39,807 Zombie brains don't do the trick. 228 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,309 Every zombie knows this. 229 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,853 Yes, but you're no longer a zombie, are you? 230 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:47,231 The last time you dropped by my office, I was ready. 231 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,608 I had you followed. 232 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,360 That woman who does your makeup? 233 00:10:51,569 --> 00:10:55,031 Tsk. She has a low threshold for pain. 234 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:59,327 I know all the names on your client list. 235 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:04,081 That pounding in your ears is the sound of your leverage evaporating. 236 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:08,169 I am the new CEO here. 237 00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:09,295 (CLEARS THROAT) 238 00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:12,381 You love being human. 239 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:14,258 The food. The sex. 240 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:15,968 You always were a hedonist. 241 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:18,012 You're built for it, so... 242 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:21,432 You'll do what I say, when I say it, or... (INHALES SHARPLY) 243 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,852 Back to Zombieland for you. 244 00:11:25,019 --> 00:11:25,978 Got it? 245 00:11:27,355 --> 00:11:28,397 Excellent. 246 00:11:31,609 --> 00:11:33,110 Here's your first job. 247 00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:34,487 Mark Jarrett. 248 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,906 A rival of mine. Needs taking care of. 249 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,741 You want his brain? 250 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,534 Help yourself to some trade secrets? 251 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,913 His son's, actually. He's the heir apparent, in on everything. 252 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,831 So, I get the trade secrets 253 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,668 and the bonus of emotionally devastating my rival. 254 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,002 Oh. 255 00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:52,463 So this guy loves his son? 256 00:11:52,672 --> 00:11:55,216 The boy's vacationing on Mount Rainier. 257 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:58,010 A remote cabin. Should be easy pickings. 258 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,263 Well, get to it. 259 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,140 Knock out this assignment 260 00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:06,018 and there's an employee of the month trophy with your name on it. 261 00:12:06,227 --> 00:12:08,521 Not even interested in how I was cured, huh? 262 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,273 Why would I be? 263 00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:13,401 Immortality suits me. (SNAPS FINGERS) 264 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:22,743 Does this step on your plans to have me carted off to a nursing home? 265 00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:26,706 - (LAUGHING) - (DOOR CLOSES) 266 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,166 Oh! Holy crap! 267 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:32,336 Chief, buddy. You're okay! 268 00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:34,046 Dude, he's not okay. 269 00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:35,715 He's so far from okay. 270 00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:39,927 (SIGHS) 271 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:42,888 I'm taking maple bar. 272 00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:45,099 You can have the field. Double or nothing. 273 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,434 You already owe me ten bucks. 274 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,352 Did you not hear me say double or nothing? 275 00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:54,984 These are a decade of Harry Cole's e-mails, 276 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,236 old yearbooks, 277 00:12:57,445 --> 00:13:00,322 anything that might help us make a connection from Mr. Sheldon to Harry. 278 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:03,075 I've reached out to Harry's widow, but she hasn't gotten back to me yet, so... 279 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:04,410 Damn it, Wilkins! 280 00:13:05,578 --> 00:13:07,037 Let's roll this one over. 281 00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:08,956 Next donut out of the box has sprinkles. 282 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,624 Mm-mm. Pay up. 283 00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:15,921 Time to pay up, Harry. Barber's done waiting. 284 00:13:17,298 --> 00:13:19,300 (GASPS) 285 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:22,052 I know that look. What'd you see? 286 00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:25,055 Telly, the collections guy, was threatening Harry, 287 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,640 telling him to pay up. 288 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,226 He said the barber's done waiting for his money. 289 00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:31,270 How poetic is it that a barber sends a thug 290 00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:33,147 to collect from a guy named Harry. 291 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,565 How expensive are haircuts, anyway? 292 00:13:34,774 --> 00:13:36,317 Ah. Not a barber. 293 00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:39,111 The Barber. 294 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,114 Operator of one of the biggest books in town. Dangerous cat. 295 00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:43,991 Why's he called The Barber? 296 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,036 Okay, that's the Lions, Bama, Garcia for the tease... 297 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,246 (BELL RINGS) 298 00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:50,831 There's a lot of Tigers out there, man, you've got to be more specific. 299 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,875 It's gonna be about an hour wait, son, 300 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:56,295 but I will give you a fade so polished that it will blind you. 301 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,630 (CLEARS THROAT) 302 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,465 (COMMENTARY RUNNING ON TELEVISION) 303 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,345 Got it, all set. 304 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,180 We're here about the murder of Harry Cole. 305 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,182 Gunned down on the courthouse steps. 306 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,975 My, my, my. 307 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:13,229 So, what brings you here? 308 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:16,482 Oh, for a start, he owed you $75,000. 309 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,735 Not to mention, he caved in your collection guy's skull with a baseball bat. 310 00:14:19,944 --> 00:14:21,570 Yeah, yeah, listen, guys, let me tell you about that... 311 00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:24,156 Use hypotheticals when you answer. 312 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,742 They're inadmissible. 313 00:14:26,951 --> 00:14:29,203 How long you think I've been doing this, Counselor? 314 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,329 Hmm? 315 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:35,417 Let's just say that Harry owed me big. 316 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,586 Let's say he even killed my employee. 317 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:38,879 Hypothetically. 318 00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:41,549 What do you think "let's say" means? Huh? 319 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,759 So, you think the smart play 320 00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:48,514 is to spray downtown with bullets in broad daylight, hmm? 321 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,683 Is that how a smart businessman operates? 322 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,893 Ah, could be. 323 00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:55,896 Anyone else who owed that smart businessman money would be quick to pay. 324 00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:58,023 From what I read in the paper, 325 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:02,111 I'd be looking at the guy your vic was going to testify against. 326 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,446 I'd take that guy, what's his name, Roger Thrunk? 327 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,282 Against the field. 328 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,076 Yeah, yeah, I kind of like the widow, myself, though. 329 00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:12,830 You know, degenerate gambler husband destroying their future. 330 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,291 Maybe there was a life insurance policy. 331 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:18,002 - You ever think of that? - The moron's on the damn rail! 332 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,966 Listen, if I happen to be right, and the widow is flush, 333 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,635 you have her to drop on by and see me, okay? 334 00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:30,848 What odds are you giving on the notorious bookie Harry owed money? 335 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,267 Man, I don't even have a motorcycle license. 336 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,727 Hypothetically. 337 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,854 Literally. 338 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,480 Thread the needle, baby! That soft grass is nothing, it's nothing. 339 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:42,902 (COMMENTARY RUNNING ON TELEVISION) 340 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,195 Gotta admit. Life insurance, not a bad angle. 341 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,698 You and murderous spouses, Clive. Never get married. 342 00:15:47,907 --> 00:15:49,450 It's just Harry's widow keeps dodging my calls. 343 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:50,868 Even if she's innocent, she could help us on 344 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,995 - the Mr. Sheldon... - I forgot my sunglasses. 345 00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:58,375 Give me Alas Poor Yorick, Edison Lighthouse and Filly Cheesesteak 346 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,461 in a trifecta box in the third at Saratoga. 347 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,670 This feels like entrapment. 348 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:03,380 How much are we talkin' about? 349 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,132 $24. 350 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,551 And yeah, Filly Cheesesteak's a female in a male field, 351 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,178 but she's breaking from a single-figure draw, 352 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,555 she's a demon on mud and we both know 353 00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:13,682 you don't bring in a jockey like Santiago if you're just there for the juleps. 354 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,726 Take it. 355 00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:18,103 (COMMENTARY RUNNING ON TELEVISION) 356 00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:19,980 Oh. 357 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,565 Silver dollar. Make it 25. 358 00:16:21,774 --> 00:16:24,777 That silver dollar. Is that a Susan B. Anthony? 359 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,363 Then you keep it. Those things are lucky. 360 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:40,376 (EXHALES) 361 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,086 I've got that lucky feeling today, Doc. 362 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,046 Give me some good news on the safe sex research. 363 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,714 Oh, nothing certain yet, 364 00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,424 though I have proven that when you purchase boxes 365 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,677 of every brand of condom available at once, 366 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,595 the lady at the drugstore counter looks at you funny. 367 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,723 Is that a balloon animal? 368 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:58,435 Ah, yeah, clown college. 369 00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:00,688 Um, I'm available for parties. 370 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,107 I tracked down Harry's widow, but we've got to hurry. 371 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:04,566 Where are we going? 372 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,652 Shady Plots Funeral Home. 373 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,737 Harry's memorial service is happening right now. 374 00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:12,074 If anyone needs to know where I am, you be sure to let them know. 375 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,617 Will do. (CLEARS THROAT) 376 00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:21,083 Harry would've loved to have seen you all here. 377 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,794 He was a man who leaned on his friends and 378 00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:25,963 he wanted to be a man others could lean on... 379 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,881 I feel dirty showing up here. 380 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,509 If she'd called me back, we wouldn't have to be. 381 00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:31,719 I've got some morgue business 382 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,303 to talk to the funeral director about. 383 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:34,805 I'll be back. 384 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,739 Hola, mi amigo. 385 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,115 Como estas? 386 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,908 Join me for my last meal. 387 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,911 My partner is upstairs, the detective who has a sketch of you 388 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,538 and wants to talk about Meat Cute. 389 00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:01,206 So you need to stay down here. 390 00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,834 Not that I think you could climb these stairs. 391 00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:05,294 Mwa mwa mwa mwa. 392 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,880 Mwa mwa mwa. 393 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,923 That's what you sound like. 394 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,134 Yes, I received the good doctor's call. 395 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:13,677 Yes, I'll stay downstairs. 396 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,722 Are you ever happy you're a zombie? 397 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,724 You should know that's a stupid question. 398 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,559 Is it? 399 00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:24,354 Before I became a zombie, I was wasting my life. 400 00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,190 Human Blaine was a nobody. 401 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:29,818 An underachiever. He was a, he was a joke. 402 00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,404 Zombie Blaine, though... 403 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,906 Zombie Blaine was the man. 404 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:38,118 - He was a murderer. - But he was exceptional. 405 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:40,370 Kinda miss that guy. And you? 406 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,456 Would you have ever become, uh, Liv Moore, 407 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,542 dispenser of justice, if I hadn't scratched you? 408 00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,419 There's a part of you that loves it. 409 00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,171 You're important now. 410 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:53,008 (LAUGHS) Admit it. I gave you a gift. 411 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,511 What about the visions? Miss those? 412 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,888 Seeing the worst moments of people's lives, 413 00:18:58,097 --> 00:19:00,349 never knowing when you're going to experience the terror 414 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,810 of feeling like you're about to die? 415 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,232 Enjoy your hangover. 416 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:12,111 Are you suggesting that I killed my husband for an insurance payout? 417 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,030 It's the first question they teach us in detective school. 418 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,740 I'm sorry if it sounds indelicate. 419 00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,158 There was no insurance. 420 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,494 All Harry's money went to his addiction. 421 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:24,289 As far as you know, did anyone ever refer to your husband as Mr. Sheldon? 422 00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,792 They couldn't have taught that question in detective school. 423 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,210 He's was called many things. 424 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,920 Mr. Sheldon wasn't one of them. 425 00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:31,839 I'll be damned. 426 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,174 Calvin Owens. 427 00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:36,385 He and Harry were college buddies. 428 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,805 I saw him put up a 30-20 on the Knicks in the Garden his rookie season. 429 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,765 - Are we done here? - Yeah. 430 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:43,767 I'm sorry for your loss, Mrs. Cole. 431 00:19:43,976 --> 00:19:45,227 Thank you. 432 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,108 We should probably go talk to Calvin. 433 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,735 You look like me going to see NSYNC when I was 10. 434 00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,654 Is this guy a big deal? 435 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,323 Not one week ago you were dissecting the triangle offense 436 00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:01,785 and now you know nothing about one of the greatest players of his generation? 437 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:03,829 I know he's good looking. 438 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,248 We probably should go talk to him. 439 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,672 Mr. Owens, 440 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,051 Clive Babineaux, Seattle PD. 441 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,265 Do you mind if I ask you some questions about Harry Cole? 442 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,601 Doubt I know anything relevant, but sure. 443 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,145 Harry's widow said you and Harry were college buddies. 444 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,355 Yeah. We met our freshman year. 445 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,233 So he was probably there when you crushed Duke in the round of sixteen? 446 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,402 God, that was sweet. 447 00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,571 Probably. He went to most games. 448 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:40,741 Um... 449 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,118 Can you think of anyone who might want to hurt Harry? 450 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:45,162 Aside from what's already in the news? 451 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,707 - Not really. - All right. 452 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,125 Well, if that's all... 453 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:53,420 Oh, yeah, um, that's... That's it. 454 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,133 Do you want to talk about basketball? 455 00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,636 I just have to ask about Ewing. 456 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,346 I mean, you played him in his prime. 457 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,431 He was a great player. 458 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,391 If his knees would've held out... 459 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,810 We're talking multiple Knicks titles. 460 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,646 See, that's what I'm always saying. 461 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,356 - Uh... - On another front, 462 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,316 who you got for the college championship? 463 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,485 If someone were thinking about making it interesting? 464 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,820 You'd be crazy if you didn't take Arizona. 465 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,572 If you don't mind, I have a car waiting. 466 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:23,116 Oh, of course. But before you go, 467 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,827 can I see the ring? I mean, up close. 468 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,746 Yeah, no problem. 469 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,626 Go home, Harry. 470 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:33,835 HARRY: Do you want my blood on your hands? 471 00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,712 I've given you all I can. 472 00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:38,006 HARRY: You don't know what these psychos will do to me! 473 00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,132 Calvin. 474 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,884 (GASPS) 475 00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:46,932 Should I tell you the vision I just had or do you need a minute? 476 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,353 (CLEARS THROAT) I'm good. 477 00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:53,355 Harry was asking Calvin for money. 478 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,274 He was terrified someone was going to kill him. 479 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,317 Seems to point to the Barber. 480 00:21:57,526 --> 00:21:58,568 What was Calvin's answer? 481 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,237 He said he'd given enough. 482 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,655 (PHONE VIBRATING) 483 00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:04,491 Yes! 484 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,203 Nice. 485 00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,372 Trust me, if Harry knew what it was about, he'd approve. 486 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,498 (BELL RINGING) 487 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,042 Gentlemen. 488 00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,503 Well, if it isn't Filly Cheesesteak. 489 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,716 Get the lady her prize. 490 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,093 (COMMENTARY RUNNING ON TELEVISION) 491 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:30,726 You interested in turning that little into a lot? 492 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:34,062 Got a special on San Antonio-Golden State. 493 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:37,190 You're not getting better than 150, San Antonio's at home. 494 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,360 150 on San Antonio at home? I'm in. 495 00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:43,113 Hey, Officer, since you're here, you got any scoop on the case? 496 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:44,865 None that I can give out. 497 00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:47,784 First thing, I think we cross off any underworld figures 498 00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:50,120 given the theatrical nature of the crime. 499 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:53,081 Jimmy Hoffa. That's the way a pro does it. 500 00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:55,125 Hypothetically. 501 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:57,919 No, no, no. Strangers on a Train. 502 00:22:58,128 --> 00:22:59,588 There's your perfect crime. 503 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,340 No, no, no. Perfect murder? 504 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,759 You get the guy you want to get rid of to kill himself. 505 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,385 You just ask real nice? 506 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,554 Hypothetically... 507 00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:10,140 You just Skype the guy you want done. 508 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:13,769 He answers, and there on camera, he sees his wife, 509 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:17,689 his family, his dog, whoever, with guns to their head. 510 00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:22,486 You make it clear that it's him or them. 511 00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:25,781 Believe me, he'll do it. 512 00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:36,792 Gotta hit the road. Places to go, people to see. 513 00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,674 What about the wife and the family? 514 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:48,053 You've got yourself witnesses. 515 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,263 Guess you gotta get rid of them, too. 516 00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:52,849 COUNSELOR: Hypothetically. 517 00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:55,811 (BELL RINGS) 518 00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:00,107 (DOOR OPENING AND SHUTTING) 519 00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:04,486 (MAN WHISTLING OH, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE) 520 00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:08,907 PEYTON: Hello? 521 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,708 Hello? 522 00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:28,802 (SIGHS) 523 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:36,476 (MAN WHISTLING OH, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE) 524 00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,687 Hey! 525 00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:39,980 You can't be in here. 526 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,492 There. That's better. 527 00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:02,294 Would it surprise you to know that I've been here before? 528 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:05,046 In a district attorney's office? Not a big shock, no. 529 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,257 Four times. 530 00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:10,969 Every few years some DA gets it in his or her head to make a run at me, 531 00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:14,264 so I swing by to talk about how things can go. 532 00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:19,394 Are you threatening me? 533 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,521 Gosh, no. Actually... 534 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:24,232 Three of those former DAs, they're doing great. 535 00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:27,277 They fell into some money, retired young, 536 00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:29,404 fabulous PPO health insurance 537 00:25:29,613 --> 00:25:32,365 that pays for contact lenses and teeth whitening. 538 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:33,783 And the fourth DA? 539 00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,411 Escapes me. 540 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:39,247 I see. 541 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:42,417 You're attempting to bribe an assistant district attorney. 542 00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:45,045 Add that to the illegal ex parte communication, 543 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:46,588 I might have enough to bring you back in here 544 00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:48,924 to see the place during work hours. 545 00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:52,135 You are not lacking for pluck, huh? 546 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:55,096 And I admire the work ethic. The late hours. 547 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,766 And this wall thing? 548 00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:01,895 But it is a little out of date. 549 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:04,272 So maybe you only have one source? 550 00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:06,858 Who left my employ about two years ago? 551 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:10,529 I wonder who. And I wonder what happens to your case 552 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,072 if he goes away? 553 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,366 It's time for you to leave. 554 00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:17,369 This is quite the gig for someone two years out of law school. 555 00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:19,746 The DA pulled you out of sabbatical, right? 556 00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:22,624 So with a continent full of experts on drug law, 557 00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:26,711 racketeering, and so on, he opted for a 27-year-old. 558 00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:30,757 Maybe his heart's not quite in this. 559 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,428 Or maybe it's the pluck. 560 00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:41,685 (WHISTLING OH, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE) 561 00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:49,234 CLIVE: Remember him? 562 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,695 This is the turtle on Roger Thrunk's desk. 563 00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:54,155 That's right. 564 00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:57,742 I suppose he looks more like a Mr. Sheldon than Harry. 565 00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,787 We had a forensic team going through everything in Thrunk's office 566 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:03,248 and some flunky showed up wanting to feed the turtle. 567 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:05,208 So that's what "take care of Mr. Sheldon" meant. 568 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:06,918 It was literal. 569 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:09,879 He wasn't ordering a hit. He was getting a pet sitter. 570 00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,048 Yeah, but things got weird. 571 00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,175 When forensics said they needed to call in and make sure it was okay 572 00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:16,011 with me, the flunky split. 573 00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:18,263 They didn't even get a name. Why would he do that? 574 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,807 I saw a movie once set in a jungle prison. 575 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:23,977 Prisoners wrote messages on the bottom of turtles' shells. 576 00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:28,273 Ah... 577 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:33,486 The things they never tell you you'll be doing at the detective academy. 578 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,239 Oh, boy. 579 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,203 Babineaux! 580 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:43,622 You and that turtle get a room. 581 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,873 I'm looking for messages. 582 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,499 I won't ask. 583 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,835 We think there's something fishy about this turtle. 584 00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:50,670 This is all you, buddy. 585 00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:53,256 In A Fish Called Wanda, they hid the key in the treasure chest. 586 00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:55,925 Does anyone else have any movie plots that may apply? 587 00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:58,345 He doesn't have a treasure chest. 588 00:27:58,553 --> 00:28:00,138 He's got a castle. 589 00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:09,522 There's something. 590 00:28:16,571 --> 00:28:18,490 Well, what do we have here? 591 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:21,034 Looks like cocaine to me. 592 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:24,412 So that's why Mr. Sheldon wouldn't shut up about taking me for a ride in his Porsche. 593 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:28,124 I think we'll bring Roger in tonight for another chat. You in? 594 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:30,168 Actually, I kinda have plans. 595 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:37,092 Okay, two glasses of wine. I think I'm ready. 596 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:38,885 Doesn't get any safer than this. 597 00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:41,221 We could just wait until Ravi finishes his research. 598 00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:43,556 Nope. It's on. 599 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,600 High card strips. 600 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,727 Draw. 601 00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:49,979 - What did you get? - A two. 602 00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,524 Liar. Show your card, Lilywhite. 603 00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:59,239 - Read 'em and weep. - (SIGHS) 604 00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:03,702 Slow down now. Make it a show. 605 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,870 Hey, don't you dare make me feel cheap. 606 00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,998 Come on. Everyone knows this is how you put yourself through college. 607 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:11,543 (LAUGHS) 608 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:16,089 Hey, how about a face card means you provide a little dirty talk? 609 00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:19,384 We'll see. I may need to finish this bottle first. 610 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,970 Wait. Let's show each other at once. 611 00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:24,639 - Build some drama. - All right. 612 00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:26,933 Three, two, one. 613 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:32,188 Well, luckily, I'm wearing four pairs of socks. 614 00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:33,690 No, sir. 615 00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:35,775 Full monty. Give me the goods. 616 00:29:37,235 --> 00:29:38,611 All right. (CLEARS THROAT) 617 00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:42,615 What? A G-string? 618 00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:45,118 Uncool. 619 00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:46,536 I play to win. 620 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:49,247 Now, draw, lady. 621 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:52,375 Three, two, one. 622 00:29:56,254 --> 00:29:57,672 Oh. 623 00:29:57,881 --> 00:29:59,466 (SIGHS) Yeah. 624 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:16,691 All right. Yeah. 625 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,109 That did the trick for me. 626 00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:20,153 - Good night. - (CHUCKLES) 627 00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:27,285 Mr. Thrunk. 628 00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:30,079 Guess I figured it out. 629 00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:37,170 Thanks for playing along. 630 00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:38,671 MAJOR: It was fun. 631 00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:41,674 It was. 632 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,635 I know it's not the same as... 633 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:44,719 That's okay. 634 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,137 You remember the last time? 635 00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:47,514 You mean, the last time we... 636 00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:50,058 - That is what I mean. - Yeah. 637 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:54,729 Laundry room. Your apartment building. 638 00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:56,981 We'd fought earlier about how many of your teammates 639 00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:58,608 would get invitations to the wedding. 640 00:30:58,817 --> 00:31:01,945 Make up sex. Good stuff. 641 00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:05,406 Just a couple more days. 642 00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:08,076 A couple more days. 643 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:10,370 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 644 00:31:16,668 --> 00:31:18,044 (COMMENTARY RUNNING ON TELEVISION) 645 00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:20,421 Congratulations, Officer. 646 00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:23,883 You've turned $24 into $1,500. 647 00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:27,887 I'm gonna let it ride on Arizona to win it all at 15 to one. 648 00:31:28,096 --> 00:31:29,055 Arizona? 649 00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:32,892 Fine. Your money. 650 00:31:33,101 --> 00:31:34,686 Soon to be my money. 651 00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:37,939 I have it on good authority from an NCAA champion himself. 652 00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:39,399 And who might that be? 653 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,192 Only Calvin Owens. 654 00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:43,862 What? 655 00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:48,116 Well, if there's someone who would understand 656 00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:50,285 betting on college basketball... 657 00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:54,455 MALE COMMENTATOR: Bowman grabs the rebound, 658 00:31:54,664 --> 00:31:56,916 and it's a beautiful outlet pass to Calvin Owens! 659 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,961 He's going for the jam and, oh, he can't get it to go down! 660 00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:01,254 (CLICKS) 661 00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:03,172 - Hey. - Caught you. 662 00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:05,842 I get it now. 663 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:08,344 You sit down here and bone up on a few basketball facts, 664 00:32:08,553 --> 00:32:10,513 then regurgitate them to me, trying to show me up. 665 00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:12,473 You got me. What's up? 666 00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:15,435 Our frogmen did their dive, they found the motorcycle. 667 00:32:15,643 --> 00:32:18,104 We traced it to a visiting Serbian national. 668 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:19,856 He and his brother were on a flight back to Serbia 669 00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:22,692 less than three hours after Harry Cole was shot. 670 00:32:22,901 --> 00:32:24,694 They've both got violent records back home. 671 00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:28,489 So we infiltrate a Serbian crime gang. It's almost too easy. 672 00:32:28,698 --> 00:32:31,576 I'm pushing the DA to extradite, but it's a long shot. 673 00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:34,078 I'm sure they were guns for hire. 674 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:37,248 - Enjoying some classic Calvin? - (CHUCKLES) 675 00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:38,958 Doing some homework. 676 00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:41,127 You remember their record their championship season? 677 00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:42,962 Yeah, they only had a couple of losses. 678 00:32:43,171 --> 00:32:45,882 35 and two. Know what they were against the spread? 679 00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:47,300 Six and 31. 680 00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:49,010 If Vegas is doing its job, 681 00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:50,845 most teams should be close to.500 against the spread. 682 00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:52,805 Yeah, I know how the spread works. 683 00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:56,768 Right. Well, Calvin had a bad habit of getting careless late in games. 684 00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:58,311 I think he was shaving points. 685 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:01,314 And his college buddy was a serious gambler. 686 00:33:01,522 --> 00:33:03,316 We need to talk to Mr. Owens again. 687 00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:06,945 Find out if he's got any connections to 688 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:10,949 Nikos and Novak Slijepcevic. 689 00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:14,202 I'll find how to pronounce that. 690 00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:15,578 You said it fine. 691 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,915 You two are out of your damn minds. 692 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,001 I want my lawyer, man. 693 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:25,421 You could do that. Or you can just hear us out. 694 00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:26,756 You've been advised of your rights. 695 00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:28,633 Remain silent if you like. 696 00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:31,010 I didn't kill anyone. That's crazy. 697 00:33:31,219 --> 00:33:34,222 Crazy like how your college team failed to cover the spread 698 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,557 80% of the time. 699 00:33:36,766 --> 00:33:40,812 You used to get the yips pretty bad in the closing minutes. 700 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,189 Lots of pressure at the end of games. 701 00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:45,316 What? No good under pressure, Calvin? 702 00:33:47,986 --> 00:33:50,321 But in the pros, those yips cleared up. 703 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:52,991 Of course, by then you weren't short of cash anymore. 704 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:54,492 But your college buddy was. 705 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:56,577 That's why he was blackmailing you. 706 00:33:56,786 --> 00:33:58,621 "Pay off my debts, or I'll tell everyone 707 00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:01,290 "about those games we fixed back in college." 708 00:34:01,499 --> 00:34:03,835 You could've paid him off, but you knew that wasn't gonna end. 709 00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:06,379 Not with a degenerate like Harry. 710 00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:09,048 So I jumped on the back of a motorcycle and shot him? 711 00:34:09,257 --> 00:34:11,384 Think someone might've seen a 6'7" shooter? 712 00:34:11,592 --> 00:34:16,681 The bike was registered to the sons of Goran Slijepcevic. 713 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:20,059 You and Goran were teammates in Milwaukee for two seasons 714 00:34:20,268 --> 00:34:23,938 until he was cut for pulling a knife in a card game dispute on a team flight. 715 00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:26,607 You reached out to an old friend to fix your problem. 716 00:34:28,276 --> 00:34:30,028 Mr. Owens. 717 00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:33,114 Peyton Charles. I'm with the district attorney's office. 718 00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:34,824 It would be in your best interest to confess. 719 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:37,035 You think so, huh? 720 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:39,495 Goran Slijepcevic has had a pretty impressive post-basketball career. 721 00:34:39,704 --> 00:34:41,456 He's a war criminal. 722 00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:43,416 Serbia's just getting back their international reputation. 723 00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:45,418 You think they'd risk that to protect a family of thugs 724 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:46,919 with ties to a genocide? 725 00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:48,963 We will get them extradited. 726 00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:51,549 How long do you think it'll take for them to roll over on you? 727 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:55,386 Confess and I'll keep you out of gen pop. 728 00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:56,888 There's lot of prisoners who want to meet Calvin Owens 729 00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:59,057 and not all of them are fans. 730 00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:14,280 (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) 731 00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:15,698 This one. 732 00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:18,326 This was my jam. 733 00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:33,508 You like the music, don't you, Grandpa? 734 00:35:33,716 --> 00:35:37,470 Oh, it has been a hell of a few days, Gramps. 735 00:35:37,678 --> 00:35:39,305 Turns out we have something more in common 736 00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:42,475 than our good looks and stellar musical taste. 737 00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:45,978 Dad has figured out a way to take over my business, too. 738 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:47,772 - (WHIMPERING) - You're okay. 739 00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:55,238 What do you say we teach him a lesson this time? 740 00:35:55,446 --> 00:35:57,115 Let him know what it feels like. 741 00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,407 (WHIMPERING) 742 00:35:58,616 --> 00:36:02,161 Shh, just listen to the music. 743 00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:12,630 Yo, Angus. 744 00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:15,842 I've decided I'll do it. 745 00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:19,720 Yeah, I did have options. 746 00:36:19,929 --> 00:36:23,307 I'm heading to Mount Rainier. You'll have the brain you want by tomorrow. 747 00:36:44,662 --> 00:36:45,997 (MUFFLED GASPING) 748 00:36:49,292 --> 00:36:50,293 Shh. 749 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:55,882 Just listen to the music. 750 00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:57,383 Just listen to the music. 751 00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:08,311 Did you know condoms have a 98% success rate? 752 00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:11,022 I have heard that stat somewhere. 753 00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:16,110 You gotta like those odds. 754 00:37:17,612 --> 00:37:18,946 No pressure. 755 00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:24,368 Come on. Come on. 756 00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:29,081 (SIGHS) 757 00:37:47,391 --> 00:37:49,518 Oh, damn. 758 00:37:51,354 --> 00:37:52,313 (SIGHS) 759 00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:05,826 Oh, no. 760 00:38:07,036 --> 00:38:09,497 No, no, no, no. 761 00:38:11,874 --> 00:38:13,084 RAVI: Stop what you're doing! I'm coming in! 762 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,835 LIV: Ravi? What? MAJOR: Wait! Ravi? 763 00:38:15,044 --> 00:38:16,379 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Knocking! 764 00:38:16,587 --> 00:38:17,964 In this house we use knocking. 765 00:38:18,172 --> 00:38:19,507 Are you decent? 766 00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:21,133 LIV: Decent enough. 767 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:24,303 Tell me you haven't had sex yet. 768 00:38:24,512 --> 00:38:26,055 Seems like a question you could've asked outside the door. 769 00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:27,306 - Have you? - No. 770 00:38:27,515 --> 00:38:28,891 (SIGHS) 771 00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:32,561 That's very, very good news. 772 00:38:32,770 --> 00:38:36,941 Zombie virus is a hundredth the size of a typical virus. 773 00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:40,611 I tested every brand of condom, every material, 774 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:42,905 102 samples. 775 00:38:43,114 --> 00:38:45,908 Zombie virus went through all of them. 776 00:38:46,117 --> 00:38:49,328 If you have sex, Major will become a zombie. 777 00:38:49,537 --> 00:38:52,540 That is not a risk, that's a certainty. 778 00:38:55,334 --> 00:38:58,337 Look, someday I'll cure it. I will. 779 00:38:58,546 --> 00:39:00,881 But until then, I'm sorry. 780 00:39:02,258 --> 00:39:04,802 Thanks, Ravi. Really. 781 00:39:14,895 --> 00:39:17,523 There's other stuff. 782 00:39:17,732 --> 00:39:18,899 The other night was fun. 783 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:21,777 It was. 784 00:39:21,986 --> 00:39:23,237 So we get creative. 785 00:39:23,446 --> 00:39:24,947 We're creative people. We'll figure it out. 786 00:39:25,156 --> 00:39:26,949 Yeah. This isn't it for us. 787 00:39:27,158 --> 00:39:28,326 It's not. 788 00:39:30,578 --> 00:39:34,707 So, what are we doing later? Wanna catch a G-rated movie? 789 00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:38,377 Ah, I've got work. 790 00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:40,212 Late night training sessions. 791 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:43,382 - But tomorrow? - Tomorrow. Great. 792 00:39:43,591 --> 00:39:46,135 - Foot rub? - Yes. 793 00:39:46,344 --> 00:39:48,763 Wait, was that an offer or a request? 794 00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:53,309 (CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 795 00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:20,252 (SNIFFLES) 796 00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:31,097 Dude, guess what? 797 00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:33,140 I'm reading the news and then suddenly, 798 00:40:33,349 --> 00:40:35,601 your scary-ass pops is staring at me. 799 00:40:38,312 --> 00:40:39,897 Someone kidnapped the guy. 800 00:40:42,191 --> 00:40:44,151 Gimme that. 801 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,903 DON E.: Just like our other customers. 802 00:40:46,112 --> 00:40:47,238 I mean, talk about luck, right? 803 00:40:52,368 --> 00:40:56,288 What are we listening to? Can we turn this crap off? 804 00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:59,917 RADIO ANNOUNCER: The real estate mogul's living room was covered in anti-capitalist 805 00:41:00,126 --> 00:41:02,294 graffiti and violent class warfare slogans, 806 00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:07,007 fueling speculation that the perpetrators are anti-corporate radicals. 807 00:41:07,216 --> 00:41:10,511 In other news, the Seattle City Council today approved a motion... 808 00:41:11,804 --> 00:41:13,431 (GRUNTS)