1 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:30,540 When are you throwing a party to celebrate your internship? 2 00:00:30,620 --> 00:00:33,000 - Didn't get the PPO bro. - Oh! 3 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:21,720 All set? 4 00:01:21,890 --> 00:01:22,930 Did you talk to your mother? 5 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:24,670 Are your rooms set? 6 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:26,350 Are you done with your food? 7 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:28,590 Shall we begin with the interaction then? 8 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,970 Come on, let's begin. 9 00:01:32,230 --> 00:01:36,310 My name is Rupesh Bhatia. My roll number is 170037. 10 00:01:36,390 --> 00:01:38,460 I have been selected for the 4 year undergraduate 11 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:40,060 program of Mechanical Engineering. 12 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:43,140 My hobbies are exercising, reacquiring illegally possessed plots... 13 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:46,210 ...and finding a nice bull to mate with my cow. 14 00:01:46,290 --> 00:01:48,850 - All hail Hostel number 3! - Hail! 15 00:01:51,710 --> 00:01:53,600 The boy had shaped up pretty well in just 3 days. 16 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,520 Great. 17 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:55,820 You have a bright future. 18 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,600 He'll be our first contender in our "Hostel Abuse Tournament". 19 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:00,600 Mota Bheem. 20 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:02,570 How many abuses can you hurl in a single breath? 21 00:02:03,470 --> 00:02:06,080 Sir, I have asthma. 22 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:09,650 I'm not well versed with the cuss words. 23 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,860 I'll participate in some other activity. 24 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:14,860 Have you come to a fucking summer camp. You asshole! 25 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:16,960 Is this 'The Neelam show?' 26 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:24,080 We need to get rid of the coyness inside you. 27 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:29,550 Listen, you have to invent 10 cuss words overnight and learn them by-heart. 28 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:30,930 I am going to test you on that. 29 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:33,790 Yeah... and we'll also show him, two girls, one cup. 30 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,210 On the Oculus. 31 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,130 Him? He will start crying. 32 00:02:38,510 --> 00:02:41,140 - This entire batch is useless. - No sir. 33 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:43,310 We have three girls Mechanical this year. 34 00:02:43,390 --> 00:02:44,820 - Three? - Yes. 35 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:45,930 You have the list? 36 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,940 I do. But haven't shortlisted yet. 37 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:51,480 - We'll do it together. - Yes. 38 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,410 Come. 39 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,000 I will go keep my stuff in the cupboard first. 40 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,800 Because if Reddy gets to the cupboard first... 41 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:57,400 Get lost. 42 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,230 Thanks for understanding. 43 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:03,330 Reddy's train is delayed. He's arriving in the evening. 44 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:05,440 Meet me at the canteen once you are settled. 45 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,500 Mr. Jatin. Correction... Correction. 46 00:03:10,580 --> 00:03:13,760 Jhantoo Ji, if you don't mind, may I ask you a question? 47 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:17,240 - 8 inches, without pills. - What? 48 00:03:18,690 --> 00:03:21,770 No, I mean how could you rag... 49 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,980 Correction..Correction. Intro. 50 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:27,020 I mean how can you take our intro...? 51 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,170 ...because you're a fresher too. 52 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,790 Who are you calling a fresher, asshole? 53 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,030 I've been chilling in these corridors even before the first landing on mars... 54 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:36,240 ...and Ranveer started going around with Deepika. 55 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,830 Understand? Ask him. 56 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:39,350 Tell him. 57 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:46,230 Brother Jhantoo sat for his first entrance test in 2014 with his friends. 58 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:50,880 His friends cracked the entrance, but Jhantoo became a part of the college. 59 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:53,100 Not as a student, but a squatter in the hostel. 60 00:03:53,730 --> 00:03:55,680 And thanks to the money earned... 61 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,220 ...by selling booze, smokes, friends' mess cards,... 62 00:03:57,300 --> 00:04:01,380 ... seven 7 fake ID cards and staying in this hostel all the while... 63 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:04,190 ...he cracked this entrance exam in just four years. 64 00:04:04,690 --> 00:04:08,850 And by achieving this feat he has made our village Jhabua proud... 65 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:12,070 ...and also became an inspiration for many youngsters. 66 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:24,430 19576, Agricultural Engineering. 67 00:04:24,650 --> 00:04:28,500 My name is Jatin, but people call me Jhantoo out of respect. 68 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:31,150 Jhantoo, you motherfucker! where the hell are you? 69 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:32,330 Coming. 70 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:34,790 Respect. 71 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:47,410 How dare he call me Mota Bheem. 72 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:50,730 Bloody Teletubby. Now you wait and watch. 73 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:58,750 Hey, Jaat. 74 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:03,180 When the Dean asks who ragged you, then what am I going to say? 75 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:05,790 I don't even remember their names. 76 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,990 But don't worry, it won't get to that. 77 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:10,330 Of course, it will. 78 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,250 Just wait, Dean will take strict action... 79 00:05:12,330 --> 00:05:13,730 ...as soon as he finds out about the complaint. 80 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:17,060 He clearly mentioned during the orientation that we were like his own kids. 81 00:05:17,130 --> 00:05:21,720 After giving birth to a child, even the doctor smacks them on their ass. 82 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,350 Nobody's life begins without crying. 83 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:26,280 You're a fool, if you think ragging is cool. 84 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,530 Didn't you see the poster? 85 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:30,170 You are scared because of these posters. 86 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,440 What did they exactly do to you? 87 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:34,460 They only made you say asshole and faggot. 88 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:36,730 At the most, they will make you utter bastard or dickhead. 89 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:38,580 Jaat, please don't use bad words. 90 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:41,350 Alright. if I say it, those become bad words. 91 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:43,780 And when Virat Kohli abuses on the pitch... 92 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:45,830 ...then he's cool, aggressive and passionate. 93 00:05:46,270 --> 00:05:49,530 Son, the problem is not with the words, it's the thought behind it. 94 00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:52,190 Tell me something. 95 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,680 What does your mother wear under her petticoat? 96 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,890 Rupesh. How dare you talk about... 97 00:05:56,970 --> 00:05:59,430 Slippers. She wears slippers. 98 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,670 Don't start picturising things immediately. 99 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:04,890 Just say it. Don't think too hard. 100 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:13,440 Bro, frankly speaking, I can tolerate 101 00:06:13,610 --> 00:06:15,340 the intro, phantom and the abuses, 102 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:19,210 but I really hope they don't make me strip. 103 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:22,090 Once we went to a water park for our school picnic. 104 00:06:22,270 --> 00:06:25,410 I got over-enthusiastic and took my t-shirt off. 105 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:30,200 Since then I've been teased by everyone. They call me Mother Dairy. 106 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:32,140 Even flat-chested girls. 107 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:35,630 What's the harm in taking your clothes off? 108 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:37,500 You'll not be the only one without his clothes off. 109 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:40,240 But stop acting like a cry baby all the time. 110 00:06:40,490 --> 00:06:43,180 You'll attract undue attention from the seniors without a reason. 111 00:06:43,410 --> 00:06:46,260 If you stay with the pack, then you'll be safe. 112 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:48,580 Bravo. 113 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,270 And on this note, here you go. 114 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:53,620 I've written down 15 bad words for you. 115 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:55,910 - Choose any 10. - Thank you. 116 00:06:58,070 --> 00:06:59,810 Sis... 117 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:01,430 Mother... 118 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:03,200 Grandmother... 119 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:06,410 Yuck! Who the hell does that to women? 120 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:23,550 Huh, Amateurs!... 121 00:07:24,430 --> 00:07:25,810 Happens every time. 122 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:31,710 Every year at least over a million sit for engineering entrance exam. 123 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:34,110 But the competition is so tough... 124 00:07:34,190 --> 00:07:36,950 ...that only 30,000-40,000 students don't pass the test. 125 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,090 And the rest get into engineering. 126 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:42,330 There are plenty of engineering colleges. 127 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:44,560 And going with this heard mentality... 128 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,990 ...my son had planned to sit for the entrance. 129 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,770 And then I tried to explain this to.. 130 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:52,770 ..my son, Piyush. If you think that after coming here... 131 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:56,450 ...you'll become like 'Rancho' from '3 Idiots'. 132 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:58,890 You'll score a perfect 10 in end semesters. 133 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,270 Or might even become an entrepreneur. 134 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,220 But that's not the truth. 135 00:08:03,930 --> 00:08:06,330 Once you get here you'll spend your days... 136 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:11,930 ...watching porn, GPL, hitting on girls and cheating in exams. 137 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:16,630 If you're gonna end up following your passion after B. Tech., 138 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:19,980 then start smoking pot and buy a DSLR camera. 139 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:27,290 I couldn't explain him beyond that, 140 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:29,540 because he agreed at once. 141 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:35,230 Now my Piyush is a janitor by the day in hostel 2 142 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:38,150 and makes youtube reaction videos at night. 143 00:08:39,190 --> 00:08:43,070 But not every student is a visionary like my son. 144 00:08:43,550 --> 00:08:45,850 His seat won't go to waste, 145 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:47,950 someone will be allotted his seat... 146 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,830 The new scapegoat. 147 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:56,620 Open the door, now it's your turn. 148 00:08:57,090 --> 00:09:00,330 Let's go in a group. Only the tiger walks alone. 149 00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:02,590 It's not a senior. 150 00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:05,660 Seniors don't knock. They just barge in. 151 00:09:05,950 --> 00:09:06,840 Open the door. 152 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,790 Let's go together, please. 153 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:14,020 Hello, guys. 154 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,420 - This is the D top Wing, right? - Yes. 155 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,560 Hi, Ankit Pandey. Civil. 5502. 156 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:23,550 Why should I? 157 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,220 5500 bucks just for the name? 158 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,620 What's so special about your name? 159 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,940 - No, that's my rank. 5502. - Oh, right. 160 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:33,780 I'm Rupesh Bhati. Mechanical. 1537007 161 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,090 But these many didn't even appear for the Mains. 162 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:38,830 That's not my rank. 163 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:41,340 That's the amount paid by my father for my selection, with GST. 164 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,250 - Hi. - Hi. 165 00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:45,840 I am Chirag Bansal. Computer Science. 166 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:47,530 Civil is great. 167 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:51,080 I desperately wanted to choose Civil, but my father... 168 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,470 But then everyone knows about Civil. 169 00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:57,730 What about it? 170 00:09:57,790 --> 00:10:01,260 The students who opt for civil in this college never get a job. 171 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:03,430 And which understanding father will ever push his dear son... 172 00:10:03,510 --> 00:10:05,320 ...in the dark depths of unemployment. 173 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,550 Uncle was absolutely right. 174 00:10:06,630 --> 00:10:08,040 No, but it's clearly mentioned in the prospectus that... 175 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,040 They write utter nonsense in the prospectus. 176 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,250 They even have pictures of girls and boys together. 177 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:14,160 But did you see a single chick on your way here? 178 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,180 Don't worry about the branch. 179 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,850 - You can change it. - How's that even possible? 180 00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:22,890 You need to be amongst the top 1% for that. 181 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:23,780 Top 1%? 182 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:26,950 - You don't even know that? - How could he know? 183 00:10:27,030 --> 00:10:29,170 Poor guy missed his orientation. 184 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:32,340 Don't worry, I've made notes of the entire orientation. 185 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:34,710 Go settle your luggage, and I'll tell you more about it. 186 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,690 - Keep it where? - In your room. 187 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,350 This boy is very slow. 188 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:41,850 Son. You should stay in Civil. 189 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:43,510 But I've been allotted this room. 190 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,350 But we're already staying here. 191 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:06,240 'I'm on my way' 192 00:11:06,260 --> 00:11:12,590 'Yes I'm on my way' 193 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:16,270 Ma'am, I never said that your son is lying. 194 00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:17,420 When did I say that? 195 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:22,150 But Shubham and Nitesh are sincere students. 196 00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:24,110 They stay away from ragging and such activities. 197 00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:31,510 Look, if his classmates call him "Dhilu-Dhilu" then that's not ragging. 198 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:32,860 What can I do about it? 199 00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:37,630 I don't know. I thought that's what they call him all the time. 200 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,320 I see... 201 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:44,270 So now you want me to give you a reason... 202 00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:47,310 ...to send your son to the college. 203 00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:50,350 Ma'am, your son is a professor. 204 00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:51,450 Relax. 205 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,940 His job is to intimidate his students, not get intimidated from them. 206 00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:56,540 I'm fed up of this. 207 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,100 Such people should be ragged. 208 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,320 Sir, ragging is still illegal, right? 209 00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:06,420 Of course. But only for the students. 210 00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:09,130 The Administration is allowed. 211 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,410 And they will. 212 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:17,400 I am joking. Look at his face. 213 00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:19,850 Your problem was room allotment, right? 214 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:20,960 Yes, sir. 215 00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:23,410 Does anyone know how to use Excel? 216 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:25,140 I usually wear double XL. 217 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,010 He's talking about Microsoft Excel. Quiet. 218 00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:29,830 Donation? 219 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:33,340 I can't see the rooms in this. 220 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,540 - Can I take a look, sir? - Yes, please. 221 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,020 Here... 222 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,190 Sir, you hid the columns. 223 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:44,220 They must have gotten hidden by themselves... 224 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:50,740 So room no. 69 is alloted to Rupesh Bhati and Ankit Pandey. 225 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:54,570 - So you two are in 69. - And Chirag Bansal? 226 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,260 68. The one next to it. 227 00:12:57,340 --> 00:13:00,130 But that's where Jhant... I mean that's Jatin Ji's room. 228 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,330 Jatin who? 229 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,680 You mean Jhantoo? You're with Jhantoo. 230 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,900 Lucky boy, huh! 231 00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:14,060 Sir, if I shift now, then my ironed clothes will get wrinkled. 232 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:20,060 This is the laundry guy's card. 233 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,270 He's really good. He's an alumni of this college, Civil Engineering. 234 00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:24,950 Problem solved. 235 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:29,310 Sir, room no. 69 is like a home to me. 236 00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:31,940 How can I sleep on someone else' bed now? 237 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,360 So sweet, son. 238 00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:37,280 Doesn't matter what you think, but you'll stay where we tell you to. 239 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,760 But sir, he was right on time. 240 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,730 We've been staying together for the last four days. 241 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:44,700 Please don't change my roommate. Don't be so cruel. 242 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:45,900 It's just a matter of few days... 243 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:47,960 ...and soon enough you'll be all over each other's rooms. 244 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,320 And if you ever need to go back to your own room... 245 00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:52,070 ...it'll just be for a couple of minutes. 246 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,830 Cool? 247 00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:58,520 Go. 248 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:02,770 Sir, if that's the case, then I'll shift. 249 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,170 I mean its only the next room, and if we have to stay together for four years... 250 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,390 ...then let's begin on a positive note. 251 00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:11,050 - Perfect. - Huh! 252 00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:15,510 Final? 253 00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:19,450 No-no-no-no.. 254 00:14:36,050 --> 00:14:38,930 It's not a room, It's a public toilet. 255 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:42,400 That's great, Ankit's room has an attached toilet as well. 256 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:44,470 No, I was on the list. That's my room. 257 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,610 - I should go there. - Don't say such things. 258 00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:49,800 If you leave, who will help me clear my exams? 259 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,860 Ankit will be your new roommate. 260 00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:55,420 How will a Civil student help someone from Mechanical with exams? 261 00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,150 Anyway, it wasn't our fault, 262 00:14:57,390 --> 00:15:00,150 he wanted to be a superhero. Now let him suffer. 263 00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:17,370 Rule no. 1. 264 00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:20,270 In my absence, people might come looking for me. 265 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:25,290 Police, peddler, recovery agent or some curly haired chick carrying a baby. 266 00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:28,770 You will never disclose to anyone that I live here. 267 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:32,340 And as long as he doesn't get selected, Rakhi will keep coming here. 268 00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,930 So, get comfortable. 269 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:39,880 Living in that dirty room is far better than living with this guilt. 270 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,550 That's not a room, it's a bloody pan shop. 271 00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:46,460 All the useless seniors come to buy cigarettes from Jhantoo in the night. 272 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,330 They will all screw you. 273 00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:51,230 - Do you want that? - No. 274 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:56,790 If you want to stay awake after 2 am, then do it at your own risk... 275 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,880 Little Jhantoo can sneak out any time. 276 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,870 Rule no. 3, I am a huge devotee of Lord Ganesha. 277 00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:09,330 So if you cause harm to any of the rats in this room, then you piece of shit... 278 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:12,450 ...I'll hit you so hard, that you'll die outside. 279 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,090 Bro, when it comes to property... 280 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:20,500 ...whoever claims it first, gets the ownership. 281 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,050 And in this case, it's you. 282 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,990 How can you forget 1947? 283 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:27,450 And I know how to assess a man? 284 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,820 Ankit will handle Jhantoo. 285 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:34,330 - Glory to... - Lord Ganesha! 286 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,620 See. 287 00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:46,100 I'm stuck. What do I do now? 288 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,820 You'll have to adjust. 289 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:53,220 Because the hostel manager has taken his decision. 290 00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:56,900 And, there's hardly anything we can do about it. 291 00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:03,600 Ankit, that room was allotted to me. 292 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,350 So, if it's difficult for you to adjust, then I... 293 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,260 ...I will get you out of there. 294 00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:10,500 Only I can do that. 295 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,040 Where is he taking us? 296 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:18,500 I thought he'll whoop Jhantoo's ass and get him to clean the room. 297 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,760 Yeah, me too. 298 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,350 If only you had paid a bit more attention at the orientation, 299 00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:25,290 the hostel president had said 'if there's any problem, you can come to me.' 300 00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:26,920 'My door always open.' 301 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,240 See, its open. 302 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:35,580 Dean Sir himself said Ravi Teja is a gem. 303 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,930 Dean Sir also mentioned that Ravi Teja quit the seat at... 304 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:41,510 ...IIT Mandi-Textile branch and chose our college. 305 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,440 That show's our college's reputation. 306 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,640 - And Dean Sir also said that... - I understand, Sir. 307 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:50,070 And just like Dean Sir, even this hostel... 308 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:53,400 ...looks forward to have brlliant students like Ravi Teja. 309 00:17:53,850 --> 00:17:56,440 But is there something that's bothering you? 310 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,440 Yes. Heinous ragging. 311 00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:03,220 Sir, our council strongly condemns ragging. 312 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:04,950 And there has never been any ragging... 313 00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:06,540 ...during my tenure, nor will I ever let it happen. 314 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,810 But why did you take the trouble to come here all the way, uncle? 315 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,330 You should have sent Ravi instead. 316 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,130 Who're you calling uncle? I am Ravi Teja. 317 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:15,850 - You? - Yes. 318 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:18,060 2001. Rank and birth year. 319 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,770 - Are you a fresher? - Yes, yes, yes. 320 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,750 Everybody is asking me the same question. 321 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:26,470 And Mr. President, you don't know what's going on right under your nose. 322 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,510 Bloody second year students, rascals, degenrates, morons... 323 00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:31,790 They rag me all the time. 324 00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,330 And every time in a new way. 325 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,270 Last night they came and they asked me to strip in front of everybody... 326 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,350 ...and they played Tic-Tac-Toe on my body. 327 00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:40,000 That too in a wrong way. 328 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,050 I see. 329 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:46,390 It's okay. I'll look into it. 330 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:49,640 Do one thing, hold your ears. 331 00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:52,810 What? You're the President. 332 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:54,090 Stand up and catch your ears. 333 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,130 Remove the chair and be a cock. 334 00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:57,700 Right now. 335 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,820 If you don't respect your seniors... 336 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,950 ...then how will you make the juniors respect you. 337 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:04,900 Huh? 338 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,250 Am I your nanny? 339 00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:09,750 You come running to me for every trivial thing. 340 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,290 Small rooms, inedible mess food, snakes in the bathroom. 341 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:13,200 What rubbish? 342 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,250 This fucker wants to be an engineer. 343 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,560 Sit. 344 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,510 If you have a problem, then find a solution yourself. 345 00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:22,300 Or else, adjust. 346 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:24,430 Millennials. 347 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,880 The entire new batch is pathetic. 348 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,430 Hey, douchebag? Does ragging takes place in this hostel? 349 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,600 Nothing. What... What ragging? 350 00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:35,940 Playing Tic-Tac-Toe is my favorite sport. 351 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,740 And also I love stripping in front of strangers. 352 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:39,900 Dean Sir didn't praise me. 353 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,400 He doesn't even know my name. 354 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,130 I only don't know my name. 355 00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:47,370 So what do you want now? 356 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,300 - Nothing... - Nothing. 357 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,130 We were just taking a stroll around. 358 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:54,380 Ankit, this is our hostel president. 359 00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:57,060 - Let's go. let's go. - Hey! 360 00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:00,580 You didn't see anything here? 361 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:03,060 Of course not, we didn't see anything here. Let's make a move. 362 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,240 We haven't seen anything at all. 363 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,040 Open the damn thing. Let's go. 364 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:11,930 - Should I leave as well? - Shut up. 365 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,860 The President also... 366 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:15,880 You let it be. 367 00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:19,000 I asked him to save me from Jhantoo, and the bugger took us to the President... 368 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,490 - ...and nothing happened there too. - I'm telling you, bro. 369 00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:23,110 Woah... 370 00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:25,190 You've got another one in the group. 371 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,860 I was talking about them. 372 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,710 Let's give you a guided tour. 373 00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,070 - Now? - Let's go. Come on. 374 00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:34,800 Sir, I'll give him a tour later. 375 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:35,860 This one's so shy. 376 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:38,450 You have a dick, even I do. Nothing to be ashamed off. 377 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,220 I still have to get that coyness out of you. 378 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,580 What's up, Tiger? 379 00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:47,120 [Indistinct chattering] 380 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:53,660 [Indistinct chattering] 381 00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:56,820 This college is like me in more ways than one. 382 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:01,520 Both of us collect garbage from different places and gather them in one place. 383 00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:05,680 And then trucks pick up the garbage and take it out of the campus. 384 00:21:06,530 --> 00:21:09,480 You must be thinking that I am being unfair to these boys... 385 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,140 ...by calling them garbage. 386 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,580 But do you know something, these creatures who 387 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:18,250 reside here are assholes of the highest order. 388 00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:22,270 [Indistinct Chattering] 389 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:27,800 Exactly my point. 390 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:35,400 Hey, can't you see that it's a swimming pool? 391 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,270 Are you going to ride your bike on water? Asshole. 392 00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:39,390 Sorry, sir. Sorry, sir. 393 00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:42,300 Come on. 394 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,010 [Indistinct chattering] 395 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:51,050 Brother, we've got new guys with us. 396 00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:52,430 Great. 397 00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:56,100 Hey, you'll be the milkman. And you'll be the cow. 398 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:57,420 And you'll be the bucket. 399 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,790 Okay? Come on, let's begin. 400 00:21:58,870 --> 00:21:59,870 They will go inside. 401 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:01,260 - Inside? - Yeah to the headquarters. 402 00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:03,480 Great. Come on. 403 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,640 Move. 404 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:05,920 Let's go. 405 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,790 Come on. Hurry up. Hurry up. 406 00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:14,230 Off you go. 407 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:35,220 What is this? He's such a boring guy. 408 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,640 What the hell! 409 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:38,290 Lord of the idiots. 410 00:22:38,530 --> 00:22:39,630 What did I tell you? 411 00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:41,060 Just lift the pencil by the ass. 412 00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,330 And you can't even do that. 413 00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:44,960 Sir, sir. one more chance. Sir, one last. 414 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,770 Last time I managed to stick it . 415 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:51,190 I will definitely get it right this time. 416 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,010 Get lost. 417 00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:57,230 Son, where's the pencil's ass? 418 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,400 Think about it. Where can it be? 419 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,160 Trick question. 420 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,790 How did these people manage to get selected? Dickheads. 421 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,880 Go stand in the corner and be a lamp. 422 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:12,290 Asshole. 423 00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:18,420 Hey, freshmate. 424 00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:23,100 Beanbag, come and stand right in the middle. 425 00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:26,880 Come on, be a cock. 426 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:32,480 And mention the names of top 10 chicks of your batch. 427 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:37,730 Sir, so far I've manage to befriend only boys. 428 00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:41,010 I thought i'll start approaching girls from next week. 429 00:23:41,530 --> 00:23:44,150 The new batch is so pathetic, man. 430 00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,220 Okay, go. 431 00:23:49,830 --> 00:23:52,590 Hey smarty, start with your intro. 432 00:23:57,850 --> 00:23:59,800 Hi, myself Ankit Pandey. 433 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,060 Woah... 434 00:24:01,370 --> 00:24:03,510 'Myself.' English and all. 435 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,490 You asshole, It's been three days, and you still 436 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,930 haven't managed to give your intro properly. 437 00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:08,980 Sir, It's not his fault. 438 00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:10,500 It's his first day. 439 00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:12,030 First day? 440 00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:15,660 Then it should be his first night as well. 441 00:24:16,430 --> 00:24:18,690 Guys, he's a virgin. 442 00:24:18,810 --> 00:24:21,250 Let's call Reddy. 443 00:24:21,350 --> 00:24:24,740 Three of them will have their first night. 444 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,930 That too without a condom. 445 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,630 Take off your clothes. All three of you! 446 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,560 - Come on. - Take it off. 447 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,620 Lights off. 448 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:51,500 [Bollywood wedding night song] 449 00:24:52,280 --> 00:25:00,260 [Bollywood wedding night song] 450 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:12,730 [Bollywood wedding night song] 451 00:25:13,170 --> 00:25:14,150 Did you feel any pain? 452 00:25:14,230 --> 00:25:18,260 [Bollywood wedding night song] 453 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,700 Oh! look at them, man. 454 00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:29,540 [Bollywood wedding night song] 455 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:32,520 Won't you feed milk to your beloved? 456 00:25:33,470 --> 00:25:34,650 What happened? 457 00:25:34,730 --> 00:25:36,090 Feeling scared? 458 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,090 Huh? 459 00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:38,930 I don't bite. 460 00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:40,590 I only claw. 461 00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:42,780 Slowly, slowly. 462 00:25:44,530 --> 00:25:46,820 But if you want, you can bite me. 463 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,430 Feel free. 464 00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:52,630 Feel free. 465 00:25:53,710 --> 00:25:55,510 Why are you guys talking so much? 466 00:25:55,590 --> 00:25:56,750 Is this a love marriage? 467 00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,620 Lie down with your husband. 468 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,760 Get ready to witness the first kiss of the night. 469 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:10,220 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 470 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:15,070 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 471 00:26:15,150 --> 00:26:18,560 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 472 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:22,390 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 473 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,770 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 474 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:29,090 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 475 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:30,490 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 476 00:26:30,570 --> 00:26:35,530 Surprise Grandmother Fuckers! 477 00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:45,010 Jhantoo. Jhantoo. Jhantoo. Jhantoo. Jhantoo. 478 00:26:45,090 --> 00:26:47,870 I told you that Jhantoo won't disappoint you. 479 00:26:47,950 --> 00:26:51,500 - You should have bought some snacks. - I did. Sir. 480 00:26:51,970 --> 00:26:54,160 Everything has been arranged for the fucking night. 481 00:26:54,410 --> 00:26:55,600 Hey, brides. 482 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,110 Come on. Go and get snacks from my room. 483 00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:00,860 First, let them get done with their first night. 484 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:03,000 We can do that whenever we want. 485 00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:06,240 I got selected after four years. 486 00:27:06,930 --> 00:27:08,880 Till date I've only ragged others, 487 00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:10,960 but I've never been ragged. 488 00:27:11,890 --> 00:27:14,690 So I deserve the first night. 489 00:27:16,690 --> 00:27:19,150 You should learn from him. These are our values. 490 00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:21,860 Are you waiting to get pregnant? Sissies. 491 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,050 Come on. 492 00:27:23,130 --> 00:27:26,070 Get all the snacks you find on my bed. 493 00:27:27,850 --> 00:27:28,960 Hurry up. 494 00:27:31,290 --> 00:27:32,150 Where are you headed? 495 00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:34,640 We are going to fetch snacks for the seniors. 496 00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:44,690 Assholes! 497 00:27:44,770 --> 00:27:46,050 They were shit scared, right? 498 00:27:46,130 --> 00:27:48,040 Literally out of their wits. 499 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:50,880 It was nothing like that. 500 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,640 Nobody was scared. 501 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,220 And thank god, you arrived on time, Jhantoo. 502 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:57,110 These guys wouldn't stop, 503 00:27:57,190 --> 00:27:58,890 and those three wouldn't cry. 504 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:00,230 Fuckers! 505 00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:04,540 Oh by the way, who the hell mentioned kiss? 506 00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:06,500 Who said it? 507 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,160 What if I had really kissed the boy? 508 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,810 That was the first kiss of my life. 509 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:11,970 You should've done it then. 510 00:28:12,050 --> 00:28:13,930 That fatso must have turned you on. 511 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,310 Are you crazy? 512 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,120 Just because I'm from Mechanical, should I go around kissing guys. 513 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,230 And let me tell you, these guys wouldn't have 514 00:28:22,290 --> 00:28:25,000 flinched even if I did end up kissing them. 515 00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:28,500 In fact, they would've stuck their tongues in my mouth. 516 00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:29,640 Yeah. 517 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,000 We've got a shameless batch this year. 518 00:28:32,810 --> 00:28:33,920 Hey, wait. 519 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,940 Naked men should walk together. 520 00:28:36,030 --> 00:28:39,220 I would suggest while returning we should carry ice along with snacks. 521 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,020 They say a drunk man cannot do anything... 522 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,690 ...even if he is a pervert. 523 00:28:42,770 --> 00:28:44,050 Are you crazy? We're not going back again. 524 00:28:44,130 --> 00:28:45,790 Thanks to Jhantoo that he saved us. 525 00:28:45,870 --> 00:28:47,600 I was so wrong about that man. 526 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,920 Man? He's a God. 527 00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:51,890 He saved my honor. 528 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:54,390 How will I repay this debt? 529 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,200 We'll figure that out in the morning. Come. 530 00:29:01,430 --> 00:29:06,760 I see. So bloody freshers want to repay Jhantoo's favor. 531 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,710 - Yes. - Great. 532 00:29:09,230 --> 00:29:11,850 Yes. And so I want to be your roommate. 533 00:29:11,930 --> 00:29:13,490 I will become an ideal roommate. 534 00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:14,820 Keep the room clean. 535 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,350 And also I'll run your business properly. 536 00:29:16,530 --> 00:29:17,290 After all I am a trader by caste. 537 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:19,190 Brother, hold on. 538 00:29:19,270 --> 00:29:21,830 I mean I was allotted this room, sir. 539 00:29:21,910 --> 00:29:23,910 And he doesn't even know the rules. 540 00:29:23,990 --> 00:29:26,210 I can handle the business as well. And I can clean 541 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,510 rooms dirtier than this within a couple of minutes. 542 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,190 I am from Kota, sir. 543 00:29:30,550 --> 00:29:32,170 Forget these two, sir. 544 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:33,130 Take me. 545 00:29:33,210 --> 00:29:35,810 Together we'll bond like men. 546 00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:41,570 Fine, if you really want to repay the favor then do so. 547 00:29:41,790 --> 00:29:45,140 The three of you should put up in one room and I'll manage with the other one. 548 00:29:45,390 --> 00:29:47,630 Together? Won't it be crowded? 549 00:29:47,710 --> 00:29:49,650 How will the three of us adjust in two beds? 550 00:29:49,730 --> 00:29:51,920 How did you adjust on your first night, Fatso? 551 00:29:53,030 --> 00:29:55,600 And the hostel manager shouldn't know about this. 552 00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:00,870 I've saved you once, but the ragging is far from over. 553 00:30:00,950 --> 00:30:03,150 No, he wouldn't have a clue. 554 00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:05,880 The three of us will live happily ever after. 555 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,300 - Yes, we just need your blessings. - Come on. 556 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:09,970 - Assholes? - Yes, sir? 557 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:13,330 I said you can't live in this room, but I haven't stopped you from cleaning it. 558 00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:15,340 Come on. Come on. 559 00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:17,410 Come on, fat ass. 560 00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:21,650 Come let's do some male-bonding. 561 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,620 'Surely, the juniors are exploited in the beginning.' 562 00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,140 But it won't be the same all the time. 563 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:33,900 These freshers will soon turn into seniors, and they won't even realise it. 564 00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:36,900 And next year, their juniors will line up in front of them... 565 00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:38,450 ...and they will be saying the same things. 566 00:30:38,530 --> 00:30:40,390 'This year's batch is pathetic.' 567 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,170 'But that day is far away.' 568 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:45,020 'But right now they'll cry.' 569 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,520 'Because everybody cries in their childhood.' 570 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:50,340 'And college life is your second childhood.' 571 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,140 'Somethings will dazzle them.' 572 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,120 'Somethings will scare them.' 573 00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:00,120 'Children have a very dramatic image about colleges before they get here.' 574 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,160 'But real college is no where close to Hirani's '3 idiots'...' 575 00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:05,030 '...neither KJo's Student of the Year...' 576 00:31:05,140 --> 00:31:08,130 '...and nor like Anurag Kashyap's Gulaal.' 577 00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:09,860 'College is like...' 578 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,250 something in between, something... like this... 579 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:19,720 'But whatever it is, small or big, good or bad, IIT or JNU,' 580 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,840 'college becomes an integral part of student's life.' 581 00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:28,760 'Because college may or may not shape your career,' 582 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,240 but it'll leave you with several memories, for sure.