1 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:52,580 I need some support... 2 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:56,300 ...so that I don't slip. 3 00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:12,220 Hey, What happened? 4 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:20,440 You got so scared as if you haven't seen cleavage before? 5 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:23,980 No, no. Nothing like that. 6 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:30,260 That means you have seen it. 7 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:37,300 Are you coming to have tea? 8 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,100 Yes. 9 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:52,220 I'm going to play our favourite song. 10 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:53,540 You guys know it. 11 00:01:53,940 --> 00:02:02,620 'Jeans, booze, fag, and love.' 12 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:05,260 'Jeans, booze, fag, and love.' 13 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:07,820 'Canteen, booze, fag, and love.' 14 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:12,100 'Friend, booze, fag, and love.' 15 00:02:15,180 --> 00:02:16,910 'And moment.' 16 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:26,660 - Please sing 'moment' once again. - Hey, am I stupid or what? 17 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:29,380 - What nonsense is this? - She always talks nonsense. 18 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:30,190 What is her problem? 19 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:32,170 Dude, sing 'Gulabi Aankhein' (pink eyes) for me. 20 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,460 How about a pink dick? 21 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:35,520 Get that bastard out of here. 22 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:36,930 Listen dude, Please sing 'Sun Raha Hai tu, Ro Raha Hu Main' 23 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:37,610 'Wonderwall, Wonderwall.' 24 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,140 - 'Paani Da Rang.' - Please sing 'Wonderwall.' 25 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:41,700 How about 'Musu Musu Haasi' song? 26 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:44,420 May I know which is song is this? 27 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:50,100 There's this song 'Musu Musu Haasi deu malai lai' 28 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:52,740 No, no, no. 29 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:54,540 You guys hear me every day. 30 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:56,740 But this guy is from another hostel. So let's do it for him. 31 00:02:56,820 --> 00:03:00,500 - Okay. - Guys, I'm from this hostel. 32 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:04,540 Leo, remember last night you came over to Chirag's room. 33 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:08,500 To collect notes. I'm his roomie. Ankit Pandey. 34 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:10,180 But you are Chirag's roommate, right? 35 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:12,460 He's talking about Chirag from Computer Science. 36 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:14,130 But his roommate is Jaat. 37 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:16,620 - Yeah. - God knows where do these guys come from? 38 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,360 I've never seen him before. 39 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:22,590 'Musu' 40 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,340 'Musu' 41 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:27,850 'Haasi' 42 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:30,390 'Deu' 43 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:33,020 'Malai Lai' 44 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:35,450 Come on, freshers. Clear the place. 45 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:37,220 We're going to have a meeting to discuss Hostel Day's theme. 46 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,260 Come on. 47 00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:39,980 - Bravo. - What are you staring at? 48 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:41,100 - Get lost. - Not you, Leo. You need to be here. 49 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,580 He'll make us strip again. 50 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:44,140 Leo? 51 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:45,580 Let's get out of here. 52 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,900 He's a creative guy. 53 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:48,860 He dances really well, and is also a musician. 54 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:51,190 The song 'Keywords' was sung by him. 55 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:54,980 'Jeans, booze, fag, and love.' You wrote this. 56 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,220 'And moment.' 57 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:58,380 Fuck! Nice. 58 00:03:58,460 --> 00:03:59,540 Thank you, sir. 59 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:01,820 I hope you won't leak the theme, will you? 60 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:03,260 Not at all, sir. 61 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,540 - Nice. - Join the quorum. 62 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:06,820 Nice. 63 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:09,140 Now, they will learn a lesson. 64 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:10,460 Thanks. 65 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:22,500 Which hostel was he from? 66 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:33,190 You got so scared as if you haven't seen cleavage before? 67 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:34,860 No, no. 68 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,380 Watching films is a bad thing. 69 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:42,060 You shouldn't. 70 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:44,900 Even if it's a porn or scripted. 71 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:47,380 Because both set wrong expectations. 72 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:49,020 Like the way happened to him. 73 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,730 Like every other kid, after watching 'Rang De Basanti' 74 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,840 even he thought he'll become 'DJ' once he enters college. 75 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:57,050 But the truth is the chances of becoming 'DJ' are as scarce... 76 00:04:57,140 --> 00:05:00,140 ...as finding a MILF aunty in your neighbourhood. 77 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:02,700 Tending to 0. 78 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,700 And it's not that no one can become famous in college. 79 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:08,700 Some of them have cult status. 80 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,180 Like Rampuri. 81 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:12,140 He don't shoot on counter strike. 82 00:05:12,220 --> 00:05:13,620 He always stab with knife. 83 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:14,740 Or Jatayu. 84 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:19,000 He is not a hostel's metal fan. It's him. 85 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,020 And some get a fame by social services. 86 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:23,300 Like Dalle. 87 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:26,500 He arrange the passes of Sophia college fashion show. 88 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:28,020 Or Mukhiya. 89 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,480 With the help of IAS uncle, he makes people passports on immediate basis. 90 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:33,460 But not everyone gets fame. 91 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,490 Problem is that they're all similar 92 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:41,020 And everyone wants to make their own identity. 93 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:42,700 But how's that possible? 94 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:45,420 We have problems with engineers. 95 00:05:45,710 --> 00:05:50,110 Atleast they can prove their identity. But can't create it. 96 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:59,660 "I am on my way." 97 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:06,020 "Yes, I am on my way." 98 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,420 Everybody arrives here with a roll number. 99 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,180 But whoever leaves with a nickname... 100 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:23,340 ...will be called as a master of his destiny or whatever his nickname is. 101 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:26,140 The matter is clear. 102 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:29,700 Every boy of the wing should be famous. 103 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,540 Everyone should have their own identity. 104 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:34,140 Aura, personality. 105 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:35,570 Only then your dream of seeing me... 106 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:38,020 ...as the hostel President will be fulfilled. 107 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,940 Our dream? 108 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:43,020 But only the final year students can become the President, right? 109 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:45,260 - Correct. - But there's still time for that. 110 00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:46,460 Why did you wake us up so early? 111 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,430 - Let's go. - Chirag. 112 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,120 The guy for whom the strongest team campaigns, in the 113 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:52,830 fourth year becomes the President. 114 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:54,740 A strong team is made up of stud lads. 115 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:56,460 Who're not only famous in the campus... 116 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:57,780 but also influence voting. 117 00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:59,460 And you assholes! 118 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:02,370 Even your batchmates are not aware about your existence. Do they? 119 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:04,820 Your Lordship! Do they know you? 120 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:08,460 Of course, Jhantoo. Everyone knows him. 121 00:07:08,550 --> 00:07:09,990 Everyone knows him. 122 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:12,580 We'll campaign in such a way... 123 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,340 ...that even Chautala will feel shy. 124 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,900 I'm not talking about you, my son. 125 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,800 You're my Classic Milds. 126 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:20,580 You guys should learn from him. 127 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:22,460 This boy's already Mister Fresher. 128 00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:24,340 Through him I'll atleast get 55 votes from girls hostel. 129 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:27,100 If he wanted, he could have taken it lightly. But no. 130 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:29,660 He's a part of all sports teams except chess. 131 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,420 And you guys are just jerking off. 132 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,260 Who's jerking off? I don't know. 133 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:36,370 Son, if you don't create your own identity in college... 134 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:38,610 ...then you'll always be like the third wheel, potato in pilaf... 135 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,580 ..a cameraman filming a threesome. 136 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:44,020 Unsatisfied. Unknown. Disposable. 137 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:48,900 So Jhantoo sir, you tell me how should I make my place in this crowd. 138 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,820 There's only one way to be in the limelight. 139 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:55,820 Clubs. 140 00:07:57,780 --> 00:07:58,750 Note it down. 141 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:00,980 I have a soft copy as well. 142 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:12,300 If you head any of the clubs in your third year... 143 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:14,900 ...then all your juniors will treat you like a stud. 144 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:15,900 They'll revere you. 145 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:18,700 Not only your posts, they'll like your comments as well. 146 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,460 This meeting was called... 147 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:22,460 ...because all the club selections are starting from tomorrow. 148 00:08:22,490 --> 00:08:28,290 So go and join atleast one of them and work hard for the next two years. 149 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,020 Two years? 150 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:32,180 But won't that affect our studies, Jhantoo sir? 151 00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:33,940 As if you'll go to Stanford. You asshole. 152 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:37,820 Yes. MS from Stanford, Ph.D. from MIT and Post-graduation from Princeton. 153 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,740 Then I will go to ISRO and work on 'Shukrayan.' 154 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,700 It will be cheaper than 'Mangalyan.' 155 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,060 Really? 156 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:44,980 And what will you write in the extracurricular section of your resume? 157 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:47,060 That you scrub your ass with books? Huh? 158 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,780 If you don't participate in extra-curricular activities... 159 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:50,520 then this boring personality's visa will get rejected... 160 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:52,090 ...before scholarship. 161 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:53,220 Okay. 162 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,260 Is it important for higher studies? 163 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:57,500 Yes. So is everyone motivated? 164 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:58,860 Did you have fun? 165 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:01,300 So go screw yourselves. 166 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,340 And give me some good news in the next two days. 167 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:07,180 And listen, don't waste your time in the dance or music club. 168 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:08,260 All those who were eligible... 169 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,220 ...have already been selected by the fourth year students. 170 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,740 Disperse. 171 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:18,180 Jhantoo sir, if it is so important for my dreams, then I'll definitely do it. 172 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,740 I'll do everything. 173 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:24,700 Is there any way I can manage cult status, social service and club altogether? 174 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:28,340 There's no such thing. 175 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,260 How come there is nothing? 176 00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:32,970 If a cultured woman like me has an affair... 177 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:35,300 ...then it would be with a popular guy, right? 178 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,700 Your uncle is anyway an ordinary guy. 179 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,580 And an extra-marital affair like this... 180 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,580 ...won't be accepted by the society either. 181 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,820 If this is the case, then I will become popular for you. 182 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,300 Just being popular will not suffice. 183 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:52,620 You'd need to do more than that. 184 00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:58,020 Calling yourself 'cooldude69' will neither make 185 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:01,350 you a cool dude, nor will it get you into 69. 186 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,540 Shall we, aunty? 187 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,020 You are such a moron. 188 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,780 Aunty, please don't do it. 189 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:10,700 You're not my love, you're my addiction. 190 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:13,780 You know I can't sleep at night without seeing your face? 191 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:14,940 If you agree... 192 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:17,700 ...then I swear I won't even look at any aunty be it local or foreigner. 193 00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:19,540 I'll do as you say. 194 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,980 I'll do it wherever you say. 195 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:23,420 I will even become popular. Just say yes once. 196 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,740 Please, aunty. Please. Please. 197 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,260 Promise? 198 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,100 Promise. Promise. Promise. Promise. 199 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:34,540 Okay, then. Put on your clothes and be ready. 200 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:35,820 Clothes? 201 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:38,690 Why? You don't want to go to the club? 202 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,820 Club? 203 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:43,140 Hey, Ankit, don't you want to go to the club? 204 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:45,740 Wake up. Or else you'll be late. 205 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:49,980 I have to go. And become a popular too. 206 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:55,140 Listen. You take the technical ones, and I'll take the cultural ones. 207 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:57,100 Okay. 208 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:06,420 In order to get selected in the debating society... 209 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,180 ...the only thing one needs to do is... 210 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:11,500 - Debate. - I disagree. 211 00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:13,100 I second that. 212 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,060 Hello, sir. I'm Chirag Bansal. 213 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:17,300 Computer Science. 214 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:20,300 I want to join the hacking club because... 215 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:25,140 Last financial year Sudama Bank website was hacked. 216 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,740 Do you know who did it? 217 00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:28,420 No, sir. 218 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:30,100 Nobody knows. 219 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:43,540 So Ankit? Your topic is, 'I must be selected for the debating society.' 220 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:47,140 And you'll be speaking against the motion. 221 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,900 Your time starts now. 222 00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:53,580 Every hacker's most useful weapon is his anonymity. 223 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:57,300 And you revealed your identity when you came in here, you asshole. 224 00:11:58,340 --> 00:11:59,660 Not a good start. 225 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:02,780 So, in a nutshell, I've conclusively proven that I'm shy. 226 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:04,620 ...under-confident, and a pathetic loser... 227 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:07,660 ...and hence I should never ever be selected in the debating society. 228 00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:08,820 Ever. 229 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:11,660 In fact, I even stutt..er. 230 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:13,940 Stutter. 231 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,940 We both agree with you. 232 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:21,500 Rejected. 233 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:27,550 Sir, you mean, even if I hack something, I won't be able to put it on my resume. 234 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:32,300 Even if you hack Kangana's account and send romantic e-mails to Hrithik. 235 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:33,860 Not even then. 236 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,460 Women are mothers. 237 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:11,380 Women are sisters, Women are Goddess. 238 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:15,180 Who the hell are we to stop the women? 239 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:18,940 Women have the talent... 240 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,620 Stand only when I give you the cue.. 241 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,260 Not now. You stupid woman. 242 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,180 All the smart women have joined the dance club. 243 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,660 Women... 244 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,860 Fast learner. 245 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:43,860 You'll make a drone by the end of the semester. 246 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:45,900 You can even participate in Robo Wars. 247 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:48,780 Robo Wars? Sounds Unique. 248 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:51,860 Bro, it's the biggest robotics event in Asia. 249 00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:54,740 There are only 1300 participants from India. 250 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:57,580 And they all write it on their CV proudly. 251 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,420 - Everybody? - Yes. 252 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,300 Then what's unique about it. 253 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,900 Is this the Nature's Club meet? 254 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,140 Aren't you... 255 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:19,260 Welcome to the All-team meet of Nature's Club. 256 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:20,900 I am not just it's President... 257 00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,060 ...but the entire Nature Club in itself. 258 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:23,260 And now, even you're a part of it. 259 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,220 Shall we start the session? 260 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,540 Yes. From where? 261 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,140 From here. 262 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,060 I got into all the atheletic clubs. 263 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:39,980 Short put, long jump, all of them. 264 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,660 - And you? - Fine Arts. 265 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:42,780 Very good. 266 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,780 - Photography club. - Amazing. 267 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,420 No club. I am not in any of the clubs. 268 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,700 I repeat I am not in any of the clubs. 269 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,740 And you? 270 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,540 Which club? 271 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,260 Nature's club? 272 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,840 Nature's club? 273 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:08,900 Are you going to segregate waste and keep them in different bins? 274 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,220 Or build a biogas plant? 275 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:15,020 You should've rather grown a ponytail and joined Iskcon instead. 276 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,860 You could've chanted Lord's name all day and cleansed your sins. 277 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,980 Plus you would've got free food as well. 278 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,980 You're completely useless. 279 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:24,380 Nobody is useless, at least he is trying. 280 00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:28,420 At least he doesn't have bad habits like cooldude69. 281 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,780 Do you know that cool dude? 282 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:34,180 Had I known the bugger, I would've gotten him rusticated. 283 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:38,220 I just saw a nick on DC++ 284 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,140 - But everyone has seen that. - No. 285 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:44,260 I mean I've never seen anything like that. 286 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,620 Yes. I mean just heard it from you for the first time. 287 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,900 I mean what is it? 'Coolbird69?' 288 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,300 'Cooldude69.' 289 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:57,500 It's a nick on DC++ where you'll get lots of porn. 290 00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:58,780 How do you know? 291 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,620 That's where everyone downloads it from. 292 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,220 Fuck. 293 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,060 Yes, Ankit. Yes. 294 00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:06,720 Welcome to the dark side of engineering. 295 00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:13,660 There are some porn dealers amongst us like cooldude69... 296 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:18,060 ...who supply porn to innocent students and mislead them. 297 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:22,090 Innocent students watch porn and some of them... 298 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,700 ...even get into premarital masturbation. 299 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,660 Yuck. Yuck. 300 00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:27,980 What yuck? 301 00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:31,220 This 'cooldude69' is the savior of LAN. 302 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,780 - Have you seen 'Kavita aunty?' - No. 303 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,540 You should. 304 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,260 The entire campus is watching. 305 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:38,820 Entire campus? 306 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,660 Yes. This boy is a genius. 307 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:44,100 He also puts a remark in the file name. 308 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:47,060 First Five minutes of this. Boring story. 309 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,700 The best scene at 15 minutes 20 seconds. 310 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:52,300 This girl looks like Prachi from 11B. 311 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:56,060 This guy has even given a title to one of the movies. 312 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,660 Girl looks like Angelina Jolie. Boy looks like Ravi Teja. 313 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,580 - Yeah. - What yeah? 314 00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:04,180 I don't look like him at all. 315 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,800 And I'll never let any female to do that with me. 316 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,820 That means you've also seen it. 317 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,180 You saw it. Didn't you? 318 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,780 Bro, what was that nick again? 319 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,820 - 'cooldude69.' All in small letters. - What? Are you crazy? 320 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:18,340 How can you say such things publicly? 321 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,580 Yes, he's right. Don't encourage him like that. 322 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,900 He's a bloody psychopath, rascal, idiot. 323 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:26,700 At this age, they should make us hold a pen in our hands... He is... 324 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:30,940 I tell you, this is a genetic problem. 325 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,140 His parents must be bigger perverts than him. 326 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:37,100 And I tell you I'll pray to Lord Balaji that his parents... 327 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:40,460 Wait a second, bro. Wait a second. Wait a second. 328 00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:44,220 Maybe we're misunderstanding him. 329 00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:45,220 Right? 330 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:48,060 Maybe he downloads it for himself. 331 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:50,940 And also writes remarks for his own reference. Who knows? 332 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,980 Then he would've kept his folder private. 333 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,460 Why is it public? 334 00:17:55,300 --> 00:18:01,900 Maybe he doesn't know. I mean he's new. 335 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:04,450 No one's that useless, okay. 336 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,500 I'll go get something to eat. 337 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,180 I heard you got into Nature's Club, so I brought ice-cream! 338 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,460 You're such a bad actor. 339 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:44,500 I heard you got into Nature's Club, so I brought ice-cream. 340 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:50,820 Ankit. Don't worry about the clubs so much. 341 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,510 The selections will continue tomorrow as well. 342 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:56,340 I am not worried about getting selected in clubs, 343 00:18:56,660 --> 00:19:00,660 But a sense of belonging. 344 00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:03,300 If I get selected in any of the random clubs... 345 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,140 ...that won't make me a part of this hostel. 346 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,660 What are you talking about? 347 00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:08,300 Even I am not in any of the clubs. 348 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,260 But that doesn't mean I'm not a part of the hostel? 349 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:12,780 You are. You're definitely are a part of it. 350 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,780 And that's the point. 351 00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:19,100 You, Jaat, Jhantoo, Leo and that Ravi Teja... 352 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,940 In fact, they know Rakhi as well. 353 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:27,020 And even if I manage to become a part of any club, I'll still remain unknown. 354 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:30,580 If I were to take my bags and leave... 355 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:34,090 ...nobody will even notice. 356 00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:39,300 Even a pregnant lady's baby bump is seen in the fourth month. 357 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,340 And it's not even been 2 months since you've joined. 358 00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:44,940 - Soon everyone will know you. - How? 359 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,840 This is not a classroom of 40 kids. 360 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,420 It's a campus of 1500 students. 361 00:19:56,540 --> 00:20:00,300 I'll raise my kid to be a really cool person. 362 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,340 I'll even teach him to play guitar. 363 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,730 I'm an ordinary person like him. 364 00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,380 But my child won't be. 365 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:13,260 Who is he? 366 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:17,100 This is my photograph from 7th grade. 367 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,980 I found it on FB. 368 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:22,860 And nobody tagged this poor kid. 369 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:27,020 I mean even the grumpy principal was tagged, but not this boy. 370 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,860 I thought I'll tag him. 371 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:34,100 But I couldn't remember his name. 372 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:41,820 That's going to be my fate as well. 373 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:46,340 I'll only leave this college with a degree. 374 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:49,420 Not memories. 375 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:03,700 Gymkhana President, 2003. Manoj Mishra, aka Bhosad. 376 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,020 He used to say... 377 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:09,460 ...those who don't have an identity in college, always feel lonely. 378 00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:11,620 'Adopted Child Syndrome.' 379 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:16,140 Years after graduating from college, when these students chat on whatsapp groups 380 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:20,220 ...others wonder 'who's this asshole?' 381 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:23,700 And so...be it good or bad... 382 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:28,580 ...you need to have an identity in college. 383 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:32,500 Hey, man! Make an entry first. 384 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,980 So, for every epsilon... 385 00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:41,260 This epsilon. 386 00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:43,060 For every epsilon, you've to find an N. 387 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:44,660 Once you find it... 388 00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:46,260 ...for every epsilon... the problem is solved. 389 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:49,620 I mean to say..take the epsilon and find the N. 390 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,980 And your question will be solved. I promise you. 391 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:54,700 What is this? 392 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:57,900 Good that you finally asked, sir. 393 00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:02,220 Hi, I am Chirag Bansal. 394 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:08,380 Founder, CEO, CTO, CFO and everything C of Wiki Lectures. 395 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,980 - What lecture? - Wiki Lecture, sir. 396 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:12,860 It's a non-profit organization... 397 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:15,180 ...whose sole aim is to make videos of lectures... 398 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:18,020 ...and help those students... 399 00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,380 ...who aren't able to attend lectures. 400 00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:23,700 Wait a second. This is very distracting. 401 00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:26,140 Imagine, sir. 402 00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:29,740 When these videos will be seen in every corner of the world... 403 00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:33,100 ...you'll become famous like Salman Khan. 404 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,620 From Khan Academy. Not the one from Being Human. 405 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:42,380 And finally, you'll get million dollar aide from Bill Gates. 406 00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:44,700 The Padmashree and a shawl from the Indian Government. 407 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,460 And maybe gain respect from every student. 408 00:22:47,730 --> 00:22:49,570 I promise you, sir. 409 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,060 19.3 boules. 410 00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:01,020 It's maths class. 411 00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:04,540 Oh! Maths class. 412 00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:08,460 You're doing the right thing. 413 00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:10,860 You're doing the right thing. Look at him, great fellow. 414 00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:14,340 - Keep it up. Do it. Yes. - Come on, sir. 415 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:16,460 For every epsilon greater than 0... 416 00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:18,500 Sir, towards left. 417 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:19,220 Yes. 418 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,780 - For every epsilon and find the 0... - Sir, show the right profile. 419 00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:23,820 Catch the light. 420 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,290 Perfect. 421 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:28,020 - So for every epsilon and find the 0.. - Smile. 422 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,060 A bit more. Bit more. 423 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:32,220 Now continue. 424 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:34,900 For every epsilon, you've to find an N. 425 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:37,020 Can you see that? I am sure you can see this. 426 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:40,260 There is N. And once you find N, your problem will be solved. 427 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:43,060 That is how we prove that the sequence is converting. 428 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:44,580 This difference has to be lesser than epsilon. 429 00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:46,980 Bro, you cracked it. 430 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,460 I mean you've become the coordinator in the very first year. 431 00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:52,900 - Listen! - Yes. 432 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,140 Make me your secretary. 433 00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:57,940 - Please. - What are you saying? 434 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,700 - Apply with a proper resume? - What? 435 00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:03,660 And don't forget to add your extra-curriculars. 436 00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:05,820 We need a multi-faceted personality. 437 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,500 Chirag, my yellow bear. 438 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,740 Heard you've created quite a stir, huh! 439 00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:13,180 Bro, not just from this batch... 440 00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:15,740 ..but kids from all the upcomimg batches will worship him. 441 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:16,700 Hmm. 442 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:20,700 I'll go to Stanford not to seek admission, but to give a Tedtalk. 443 00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:23,940 I'll make you the head of the advisory council. 444 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:26,510 You've solved all the student's problems. 445 00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:27,370 Yes. 446 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:29,140 Nobody is going to miss a single lecture henceforth. 447 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:31,340 You fool no one is going to attend any. 448 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,100 And, Ankit! Listen. 449 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,180 Whenever you get a free time, learn something from him. 450 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,780 I honestly tried. 451 00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:41,780 I am joking. I know you tried. 452 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:43,260 You are an asshole. 453 00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:44,740 Hey, asshole. 454 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,100 Sir, what are you doing here? 455 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,260 Is something wrong? 456 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:56,820 Whose room is this? 457 00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:04,820 I mean you're right, sir. It's completely their fault. 458 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:05,980 But please forgive these naive kids. 459 00:25:06,060 --> 00:25:07,900 - Apologise... - Shut up, Jhantoo. 460 00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:09,980 Sir, you know me? How come? 461 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,820 Is this the only laptop in this room? 462 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:16,980 IP address 108.13. Right? 463 00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:18,820 Yes, right. 464 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,820 So you are 'cooldude69.' 465 00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:23,780 Sorry, we thought you are an asshole. 466 00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:24,820 'Cooldude?' Me? 467 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:26,700 No. I'm 'Steve Gates.' 468 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:28,500 - Really? - Yes. 469 00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:30,820 - Show ? - Yes, see. 470 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,740 It's him. 471 00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:44,300 Are you ashamed to tell us? 472 00:25:44,380 --> 00:25:47,660 No. This is Ankit's ID, not mine. 473 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:49,820 Yes. 474 00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:52,540 Sorry, sir. 475 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,020 Pleasure meeting you, 'cooldude69.' 476 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:03,780 aka Ankit Pandey. 477 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:06,020 Very talented. 478 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,900 Sir, you're wrong. 479 00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:09,340 Finger on your lips. 480 00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:11,420 Do you know who he is? 481 00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:15,380 After DPS MMS, 'Savita Bhabhi' and 'Sunny Leone...' 482 00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:17,980 ...the Indian porn industry's fourth evolution is 'Kavita Aunty.' 483 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:20,380 For the first time in four years... 484 00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:23,540 I've shared porn with my friends at IIT and not the other way around. 485 00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:26,380 Those guys have whitewashed the walls of thier rooms. 486 00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:30,460 And he is the one who seeded the porn in the campus. 487 00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:33,300 You brought Kavita Aunty here. 488 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:35,980 - Respect. - Yes. 489 00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:39,500 Learn to respect the talent. 490 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:44,380 Bro, I am in the fourth year. 491 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:47,620 And I've had sex, twice. 492 00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:52,140 I never thought I will find my college zest back at this age. 493 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,820 But the material you post... 494 00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:57,740 ...it makes us feel fucking young! 495 00:26:58,370 --> 00:27:00,260 But why's the folder private? 496 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,860 He was in the middle of jerking off. 497 00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:06,540 - I thought someone might complain... - We'll screw him over. 498 00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:08,740 Share without a fear. 499 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:12,020 How did you find Kavita Aunty? 500 00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:14,260 Even we visit xvideos and Pornhub. 501 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,740 We never found it. 502 00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:18,780 Tell them. Why are you feeling so shy? 503 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:20,900 Sir, he's not used to so much respect. 504 00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:21,980 Come on, tell them. 505 00:27:22,290 --> 00:27:26,410 Sometimes when you go to 15-16th pages of search results... 506 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:31,580 ...You find mind-blowing clips from hours of repetitive videos. 507 00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:34,340 How do you know that you'll find the right clip from this video? 508 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:38,980 When there are acclaimed porn directors like Brad Armstrong... 509 00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:40,780 ...Greg Lansky, and Axel Braun... 510 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,540 ...then somewhere you'll find good scenes. 511 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,060 You even know the names of the directors of porn films? 512 00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:47,300 Yes. 513 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:52,380 I mean only those who've won an AVN Award or are on the XCRO Hall of fame... 514 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:56,620 ...or may be those who get great reviews on IAFD or Xcritic. 515 00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,220 Porn film reviews. 516 00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:00,380 Directors. Hall of Fame. 517 00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:03,340 Genius. 518 00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:05,300 If this is your performance in the first year... 519 00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:06,980 ...then I'm sure you'll do wonders in the future. 520 00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:09,900 Tell them your mission, if you have any. 521 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:14,660 Nothing, sir. I was thinking about getting Deepfakes porn. 522 00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:16,700 One with 3D virtual reality. 523 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:20,620 You are Dopa. 524 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:21,740 Do...pa. 525 00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:23,260 Do...pa. You are Dopa. 526 00:28:23,340 --> 00:28:24,700 Hello. 527 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,380 You should fold your hands to Dopa, and not shake them. 528 00:28:31,060 --> 00:28:33,340 I've made your folder public again. Come on. Get to work. 529 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:36,300 And listen, if you need anything. 530 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,780 Just say it in front of any laptop or phone on a campus. 531 00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:40,500 We'll hear it. 532 00:28:42,730 --> 00:28:43,900 We're leaving now. 533 00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:45,940 We've got some work to do. 534 00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:48,860 Move. 535 00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:54,020 Fsociety. 536 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:58,180 Great! You are a Dopa now. 537 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,340 Great. 538 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:02,260 Who were they, Jhantoo? 539 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:03,380 These guys are very famous. 540 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:05,780 They hacked the Sudama Bank's website. 541 00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:07,660 Every student on the campus knows about it. 542 00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:09,980 What? Everyone? 543 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:13,540 Then I should've joined the hacking club. 544 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,720 I can't believe it. 545 00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:18,620 They came into your room and made you Dopa. 546 00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:22,580 Jhantoo, what is Dopa? 547 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:28,260 D-O-P-A. Dopa. 548 00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:32,180 It means, 'Dean of Pondy Affairs.' 549 00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:35,220 I'm sure you're wonderig what Pondy is. 550 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:37,820 It's the nickname for pornography. 551 00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:39,420 You're right. 552 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:42,500 In engineering colleges, there's a nickname even for pornography. 553 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:43,900 Pondy! 554 00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,880 At hostels, you can earn 555 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:51,640 cult status, social service and responsibility through Pondy, 556 00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:53,220 and make you 'the Dopa.' 557 00:29:54,020 --> 00:29:57,740 Selfish people collect coins, stamps and souvenirs for themselves. 558 00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:02,300 But Dopa collects porn for everyone. 559 00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:05,890 "The world is my family." 560 00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:13,620 An ideal Dopa keeps everyone's preference in mind. 561 00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:15,060 His. 562 00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:16,700 His. 563 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:17,940 His. 564 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,940 And his. 565 00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:27,300 Only he knows what's being downloaded in which corner of the girl's hostel. 566 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:31,500 But Dopa never reveals. 567 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,740 What? 568 00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:35,020 Nothing. 569 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,900 There are times when not a single person from 570 00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:39,770 the entire batch knows about Dopa's identity. 571 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:44,060 But the batches that don't have a Dopa, know how it feels to not have one. 572 00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:47,780 Dopa cannot write his achievements on his resume... 573 00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:50,220 ...nor he can say it on any interview. 574 00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:53,540 But he still works all night. 575 00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:58,180 'Musu Musu Haasi...' 576 00:31:00,140 --> 00:31:01,500 'Deo Malai Lai' 577 00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:02,820 Again. 578 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:05,700 Play it. 579 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:12,740 'Musu Musu Haasi' 580 00:31:13,060 --> 00:31:16,340 Because feeding a hungry soul his favourite food... 581 00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:21,500 ...and watching him sleep comfortably is a blissful feeling. 582 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:40,420 You're back!