1 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,240 You took the readings already. 2 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,560 And without showing it to TA ma'am. 3 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,480 Chirag has already performed this experiment yesterday. 4 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:28,840 And these are the readings. 5 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:29,800 I'm sure. 6 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,960 But that's cheating. 7 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,640 Cheating is when this fucking salt.... 8 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,960 ...will absorb all the KmNo4 and won't change color. 9 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,680 Write it down. It's all right. Write it down. 10 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,800 No. I will follow the procedure. 11 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,760 Fine. Do it. 12 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:53,160 But...I am going to fully utilize my three hours. 13 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,400 It says 8ml here, you've added extra. 14 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:58,720 No, it's correct. 15 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,720 If I get a single reading wrong, then the professor will give me a score of 9. 16 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,760 - Ravi, I... - Give me. I will suck it. Give me. 17 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,760 - No, I will do it. Listen, Ravi. - You don't know, man. 18 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,240 What's going on here? 19 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,760 Ma'am, she's not letting me suck. 20 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,920 - She's very bad at sucking. - I suck like a pro. 21 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,680 Ma'am, he always hijacks the experiment. 22 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:17,080 - He doesn't let me do anything. - Teja, don't dominate. 23 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,360 This is a lab, not your bedroom. You don't respect your partner. 24 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,320 Groups like yours always keep fighting... 25 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,600 ...and never get the right reading... 26 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:27,440 ..and the professors think that us TA's provide the wrong chemicals. 27 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,840 Thank God there are some nice groups like them. 28 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,320 They perform the experiments together... 29 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,680 ...and get readings exactly like the one in the manual. 30 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,800 - All set? - Yes, ma'am. 31 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,920 We were just beginning to take the readings. 32 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,240 Good. 33 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:44,400 Actually, ma'am, this success is not just my handwork alone. 34 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,520 She has also contributed to it. 35 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,000 In fact, more than me. 36 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,960 Okay. 37 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:11,120 If you don't mind, can I ask for help? 38 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:13,640 Why not? 39 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,600 You... 40 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,560 ...cannot touch anything here. 41 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,280 You might spill the acid. 42 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,360 And acid should never fall on girls. 43 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,240 - Ohh. - Yes. 44 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,400 It's NaOH. 45 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,360 Very good. And what's that? 46 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:48,960 You were saying something. 47 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,520 That's the problem. 48 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,800 - I am terrible at practicals. - Okay. 49 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,640 You see...I am from the SSC Board. 50 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,960 So we didn't study chemistry in depth. 51 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,280 No, no, I am from ICSE board. 52 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,160 Very deep chemistry. 53 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,320 So, will you teach me? 54 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,720 Every student is a unique element... 55 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,520 ...who make their own unique bonds. 56 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,600 Like Carbon, ready to bond with anyone. 57 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,080 Or Uranium. 58 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,720 So unstable that no one wants to bond. 59 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,000 There are some from the F block as well... 60 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,000 ...who belong to this group, but they are different. 61 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,200 But maximum heat is produced... 62 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:36,640 ...when chlorine which is looking for electron finds sodium instead... 63 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,680 ...which desperately wants to share an electron. 64 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,880 Gentlemen and assholes. 65 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,920 You'll soon have your first sister-in-law. 66 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:17,120 - Who? Who? Who? - Akanksha. Akanksha. Akanksha. 67 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,840 You mean Akanksha who has those big... thoughts. 68 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:23,920 - That's right. - Listen, think before you speak. 69 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,720 They are not that huge. 70 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,880 Thoughts. 71 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,720 But who did she fall for? 72 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,320 Him. 73 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,080 Exactly, you useless assholes. You should be ashamed of him. 74 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,200 But how did this happen? 75 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:38,920 - Let's continue our game first. - Shut up. 76 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,640 Tell us how did you she fall for you? 77 00:04:40,770 --> 00:04:43,520 Please don't listen to Jhantoo 78 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,160 No one has fallen for me, and I don't want anyone either. 79 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,080 Hey...then when do you want someone to fall for you? 80 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,160 Have you thought about the future? 81 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,800 Rascals, you should learn from Leo. 82 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,360 He's your age, but he's been having regular sex for two years. 83 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,080 And if he can do it, then you can too. 84 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,680 This bloody wing is filled with assholes. 85 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:03,160 But if he doesn't want to, then why are you forcing him? 86 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,680 Because I have seen the world. 87 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,360 Girls don't approach someone daily. 88 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,280 The entrance exam you've cracked is nothing compared... 89 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,920 ...to the competition that's here for girls. 90 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,280 Sex ration is already 100:09. 91 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:15,120 And there are only three girls who look better than me. 92 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,320 If you don't grab the opportunity now... 93 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,840 ...then soon they will all be taken. 94 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,200 Then you'll scrape through the first three semesters watching porn. 95 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:21,360 After that, there will come a day... 96 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,960 ...when you'll need viagra to even watch porn. 97 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,120 And you won't know when you'll turn from a normal human being... 98 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,720 ...to a lonely, pervert uncle, giving advice to people. 99 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,920 Vishwa Tyagi, I am coming! 100 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:39,280 Sounds bitter, but it's true. 101 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,120 And there's an entire crowd trying for a girl like Akanksha. 102 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,880 Seniors, TA, professors, lesbians. 103 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,040 With this ordinary physique and waiter like looks... 104 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,680 ...she can fall for you only in a black swan event. 105 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,360 And now that she's falling for you, don't act cocky. 106 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,320 No, no, I won't. 107 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,160 I just said it to look like a dude in front of them. 108 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,920 But what happened? 109 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,080 She came to him asking for help, and he...refused. 110 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,200 - What? - What? 111 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,680 I didn't say no. 112 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,080 I mean she was asking me about 'titration theory' and I myself copy from him. 113 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,680 You should have said yes, you ass.... 114 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,120 I mean I could've explained it to you. 115 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,560 Yes, exactly. 116 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,600 You could've told her anything in the name of titration. 117 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,720 She doesn't know anything, so she wouldn't have known. 118 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,960 At least you both could've talked. 119 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,160 Today you two held hands, tomorrow... 120 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,480 What? 121 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,080 You held her hands? 122 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,040 Yeah. 123 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,400 Fuck. 124 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:37,520 But dude, listen if your love story picks up... 125 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,760 ...then your first night will be in the girl's hostel. 126 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,200 I don't want you two inside the room... 127 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,680 ...and Chirag and I are outside the door, waiting for you to finish. 128 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,320 Shut up, don't talk nonsense. 129 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,720 Let something happen first. 130 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:53,560 Listen, Ankit. I'm saying, don't listen to any of them. 131 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,480 Just email her and tell 132 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,840 that you will help. 133 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,000 I will teach you everything by tomorrow. 134 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,080 We should help everyone, right? 135 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,480 No matter how cute one is. 136 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,600 Or how big someone's thoughts are. 137 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,400 No violence. 138 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,480 No many people know that the word titration... 139 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:18,400 ...was first used in 1828 by Gay Lussac. 140 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,080 'Gay... Sacs...' 141 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,280 Titration is a very cute experiment. 142 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:35,920 When the right titrants...find the right titrant... 143 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,960 ...then their color changes. 144 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,320 Like this one. 145 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,200 Write it down. 146 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:56,440 "Let me come closer...for a little while." 147 00:07:56,520 --> 00:08:04,960 "I am the one...you were waiting for." 148 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:13,120 "Hold my hand...for a moment." 149 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:20,960 "I am the one...you were waiting for." 150 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,200 "Many promises..." 151 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,080 "Many desires..." 152 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:29,440 "We had to meet someday...that's destined." 153 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:33,640 "I had this desire all the while to spends my days in your arms." 154 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:39,080 "We had to meet someday...that's destined." 155 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:45,320 "Since you came in my life..." 156 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:55,840 "...look how...the scenes have changed." 157 00:08:55,920 --> 00:09:02,080 "Since you came in my life..." 158 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:12,040 "...look how...the scenes have changed." 159 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:33,440 I kept explaining it to her and she kept understanding. 160 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,280 Did you touch her hand today? 161 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,280 No, Chirag. 162 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,920 I touched her heart today. 163 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,240 - Akanksha's message. - What is she saying? 164 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,160 - Hi. - Oh my! 165 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,880 I don't think her intentions are good. 166 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,320 Wow! 167 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,680 Hey... 168 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,120 He threw you out too, didn't he? 169 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:41,680 Just wait and watch, soon everyone will become a stranger to him. 170 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:46,960 A wretch can ruin an entire family. 171 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,640 (incoherent chatter) 172 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,040 You're looking very happy. 173 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:08,120 I swear Jhantoo if it wasn't for you then I would've given up long ago. 174 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,440 - Thanks a lot. - Show me the messages. 175 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,960 What are you saying, Jhantoo? 176 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,480 How can I show you my private messages? 177 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,320 You're feeling shy of your own wing mates. 178 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,070 We slept nude together. 179 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:17,840 Huh? 180 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,520 When? 181 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,760 Then who was that guy? 182 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,040 Anyway. 183 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,480 Fine. Don't show. Tell me what she is saying. 184 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,440 Nothing special. 185 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,320 Just hi, hello, what did you eat?... 186 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,120 What did you eat? When did you sleep? 187 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:34,000 Did you study or not? Why didn't you attend the lecture? 188 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,320 Yes, actually. 189 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,800 Only mothers care so much. 190 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:41,160 Either your, or the mother of your kids. 191 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,320 But bro, isn't this happening all too soon? 192 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,000 Yes Jhantoo, love doesn't happen so soon. 193 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,320 Are you in love or not? Tell me. 194 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,320 Are you in love or not? Don't hide from your wing mates? 195 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,040 He won't. He won't. Tell us. 196 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,920 - Yes. - Exactly. 197 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,440 Then it can happen to her too. Got it? 198 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,160 She has put in all the efforts she could. 199 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,960 Now we must handle the rest. 200 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,120 - How? - Pay the bill first. 201 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,920 Talk to her about personal things. 202 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,440 Try to understand. What kind of a relationship is she looking for? 203 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,200 Steady long term or just free sex. 204 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:17,240 Free sex? Do you mean other girls charge money? 205 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,520 Finish these noodles. 206 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,880 Understand her. 207 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,080 Find out about her likes and dislikes. 208 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,720 Yes. 209 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,080 One minute. 210 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:33,100 Hi. 211 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,320 What is your favorite film? 212 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,080 Shawshank Redemption. 213 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,560 - Oh... - And yours? 214 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,160 Vivaah! 215 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,640 What do you hate the most? 216 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,360 Ravi Teja. 217 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:07,720 Son, when you're in love don't read Ghalib, Meer or Faiz. 218 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,640 Read Anu Malik. 219 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,680 Because whether it's a bed of roses or thorns... 220 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,160 ...it has to be your beloved's lane. 221 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,840 - Don't change like the seasons. - Jhantoo..what do I do now? 222 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,160 - Tea? - No. Move aside. 223 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,640 Bloody lover. Asshole. 224 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,480 Try to find out about her family. 225 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,480 Yeah. 226 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,320 What does your brother do? 227 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,840 He's in the Police. 228 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,000 - What? - Traffic Police. 229 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,920 I see. Thank God. 230 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,280 What was the name of your puppy? 231 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,800 I don't have a puppy. 232 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,120 Maybe, I was confused. 233 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:55,600 - Why? Do you like puppies? - I love puppies. 234 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,200 I miss Brownie so much. 235 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,400 Brownie is so lucky. 236 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:08,880 "Since you came in my life...look how..." 237 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,600 I feel... 238 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,400 ...you're a very warm person. 239 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,160 You really feel that? 240 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,160 And your heart... 241 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,000 Your heart... 242 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,240 Wait a second. 243 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,080 - Hey... - Yes. 244 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,240 How do you say 'comes out' in English? 245 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,920 Comes out? 246 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,640 Something more interesting. 247 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,320 Secrete, discharge, ejaculate. 248 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,600 I am talking to Akanksha. 249 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,280 Exudes. 250 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,480 Exudes. 251 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:13,040 And your heart exudes boundless compassion. 252 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,400 Are you crazy? 253 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,760 What did you make me write? 254 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,240 - What? - Means... 255 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,760 She means...You're crazy! 256 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,600 - Ohh... - Yes. 257 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,600 You're crazy! 258 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,240 - Listen? - Yes. 259 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,240 Hope you are not mad at me? 260 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,280 No. Why? 261 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:52,760 You called me crazy, so I got scared. 262 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,120 You really are crazy. 263 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,280 Hi. 264 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,840 Hi. 265 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,360 If reactions could happen so easily... 266 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,040 ...then are we fools to run such a big lab? 267 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:29,120 I didn't say it, my guide says so, whenever I submit my thesis. 268 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:33,000 They say that bonds don't happen only when the elements want it to happen. 269 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,000 Some reactions don't occur... 270 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:39,400 ...because there is a barrier of many unwanted molecules between them. 271 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:43,680 The bond occurs when both the atoms break free from their existing bond... 272 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:47,640 ...and cross the social hindrance with full activation energy. 273 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,480 Then those bonds will automatically become double and then triple. 274 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,320 Engagement, when he gets placed. 275 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,160 Wedding, once he gets a job. 276 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,520 And as soon as the bonus arrives... Bonus. 277 00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,960 But before all this... 278 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,520 Like it's said in the GR Batla Publication's... 279 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:08,280 ...textbook of Organic chemistry for Competition by Shree OP Tandon. 280 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:12,520 You must cross the steric hindrance. 281 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,240 She must have gotten conscious in front of the TA 282 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:19,040 Your impression is good, but she gets yelled at all the time. 283 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,160 How could she express her feelings in front of the TA? 284 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,880 She did look conscious. 285 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:27,600 Or maybe she got what she wanted and now she doesn't need you. 286 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,160 Then why did she message him? 287 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:35,720 It takes decent girls a lot of time to accept openly. 288 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,840 When I called her she texted back saying there are people around. 289 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,600 Hey...if she's messaging you, then message her. 290 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,200 When she'll be comfortable to call, she will call you. 291 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:50,920 And things that girls say on chats, don't happen in real life. 292 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,600 So don't rush. 293 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,760 You two should enjoy the secret romance for now. 294 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,520 Initially, she"ll introduce you as a friend. 295 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,800 Then slowly she will start calling you her boyfriend. 296 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,520 And call you sweetheart, teddy bear, smallie, in private. 297 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,480 Finally, in the third semester, you two will start going out together. 298 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,920 And in the fourth semester... 299 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000 ...you will have a regular entry in the girl's hostel. 300 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,760 - You mean I've got another year. - Only for going out together. 301 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,120 - Sex is a year after that. - At the Girl's Hostel. 302 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,960 You guys can talk respectfully about her. 303 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,240 I mean she's my wife... 304 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,480 - What? - Wife? 305 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,040 I mean she could be. 306 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,720 I won't talk to you guys if you behave like this. 307 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,040 Grow up, man. Sex is an expression of love. 308 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,200 - Mom and dad do it too. - What? 309 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,560 He's talking about his parents. 310 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,000 Bad people. Brother, in front of them. 311 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,360 - You're the Dopa, aren't you? - I haven't downloaded anything yet. 312 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,880 Akanksha is my girl. 313 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,960 If you try to hit on her, you'll regret it. 314 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,440 Whom are you calling 'my girl'? She is our sister-in-law. 315 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,920 You are mistaken, sir. Let's talk about this. 316 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,360 There is no mistake. 317 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,120 Akku's friend told me that these two are having a thing. 318 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,320 So what if they are. 319 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,360 I'll bring boys. 320 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,280 I'll bring boys. 321 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,480 Akanksha is mine. Only mine. 322 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,560 Get lost. 323 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,960 I gifted her Ferro Rocher of 549 rupees. 324 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,920 Get lost. And don't come back again. 325 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 I can take on 15 guys like you. 326 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,560 I am a district level reject of wrestling. 327 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,200 Asshole. Get lost. 328 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,440 - Get lost. - Get lost. 329 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,280 - Get lost. - Get lost. 330 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,920 He gifted her Roger Federer worth 550! 331 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,240 Asshole. 332 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,520 And Ankit, don't be scared. 333 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,200 Why should he be scared? 334 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,040 She even told her friends now. 335 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,120 - The girl is ready. Propose her now. - Yes. 336 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,440 But you just said that decent girls take time to open up. 337 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,440 Don't listen to him. He would've made things worse. 338 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,320 No. Jaat did the right thing. 339 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,800 Sister-in-law is respected like a mother. 340 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,480 I know about Sister-in-law but mothers as well? 341 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,360 Why are you laughing? Keep quiet. 342 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,560 You've started talking too much these days, haven't you Fatso? 343 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,400 - Chirag. - Yes? 344 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,680 I'm thinking of baring my heart to her. 345 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,040 How romantic! 346 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,840 Look, I am getting goosebumps. 347 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,720 What will you say? 348 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,760 I love you. 349 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,160 What happened? 350 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,600 - It's nothing. - Tell me. 351 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,600 I find 'I love you' very confusing. 352 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,080 What can be clearer than this? 353 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,740 What will Akanksha say to that? 354 00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:37,630 What? 355 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,120 If she says I love you too. 356 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:44,440 It means I love you and others as well. 357 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,680 She will say I too love you. 358 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:50,960 Yes. That means others love you and so do I. 359 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,040 What the... 360 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,760 I'll tell her in Hindi then. 361 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,000 - Yeah...that's good. Okay? - Yes. 362 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,520 That will be right. 363 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,000 In fact, I even wrote a poem for her. 364 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,400 - Yes. - You mean a poem? 365 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,120 Yes, that. 366 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,400 Show me. Show me. 367 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,400 Go to sleep. Idiots. 368 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,240 - I will read this out for her. - Yes. That will be right. 369 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,200 - Isn't it? - Yes. 370 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,680 Wow! 371 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:30,000 "I don't realise when the morning arrives while I am chatting with you." 372 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:35,000 "I see God in your display picture." 373 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:40,280 "Now life is all about you...and only you." 374 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:46,840 "I am in love. I am in love only with you." 375 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:54,680 "Akku...I am saying this from the bottom of my heart." 376 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,080 "I Love..." 377 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,000 "I am in love with you." 378 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,440 Are you there? 379 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,880 I don't want to say anything here. 380 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,240 Let's meet at the campus restaurant tomorrow. 381 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,160 Okay. 382 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,760 She is so romantic, man. 383 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,680 Listen, it's your first date. 384 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,800 Be there on time with a gift. 385 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,120 Don't forget to apply perfume. 386 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,000 And, don't go like this. 387 00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:35,990 Go fully prepared. 388 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,760 Now that's a look. 389 00:22:57,170 --> 00:22:58,330 Perfect! 390 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:17,360 We're sorry, the number you've dialed is not in service at this time. 391 00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,160 First date. 392 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,320 This day doesn't come in everyone's college life. 393 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,040 But it has for him. And he is nervous. 394 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,680 Nervous because for the first time in his life he's over-prepared. 395 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:35,360 The gelled hair, the watch, the aww gift... 396 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,560 ...the party clothes which was meant for his birthday. 397 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,880 The wallet filled with money borrowed from friends. 398 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,450 These etiquettes which he has learnt from films. 399 00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:47,960 Even Bhansali didn't wait so eagerly for 'Padmavati'. 400 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:51,240 He will remember this day till death. 401 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,880 Sir, actually I am waiting for a friend. 402 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,600 Are you waiting for Akanksha? 403 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:06,200 And she isn't answering your phone either. 404 00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:07,880 Right? 405 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,200 Do you know why? 406 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,720 Because she loves... 407 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,040 ...my puppy more than you. 408 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,520 He fell for this too! 409 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,720 You are such an asshole. 410 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,640 Come out, everyone. 411 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,480 - Come on. - Come out, everyone. 412 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,480 Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. 413 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,040 - Loverboy. - Loverboy. 414 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,520 He thinks he'll impress a girl with a clean shave. 415 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,360 You're really romantic at heart! 416 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,760 Look at his face. 417 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,760 - Here is your Akanksha. - Hi. 418 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,880 Wait. 419 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,080 Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. 420 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,800 Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. 421 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,480 'When did you sleep? Did you study or not?' 422 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,120 - 'Why didn't you attend the lecture? - Yeah, actually.' 423 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,640 'When I called her, she was saying there are people around.' 424 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,520 'If she's messaging you, then message her back.' 425 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,840 'The girl is ready. Propose her now.' 426 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,080 Akku, I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart. 427 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,680 I love... 428 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,080 Bro...he's crying. 429 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,240 Pull out your phones. Let's take his picture. 430 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,240 Ankit. Ankit. Ankit, listen. 431 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,640 Ankit. 432 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,760 Ankit, open the door. 433 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,520 At least I love you. 434 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,600 Jaat, will he commit suicide? 435 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,480 He's an asshole. 436 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,160 - Yes. - It's all right, Ankit. Come on. 437 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,360 Jhantoo, you're a bad-bad-bad person. 438 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,120 Really brother, you're such a dog. 439 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,200 You humiliated him and that too in public. 440 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,840 - Come out, Ankit. - Ankit. 441 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,840 Open the door, Ankit. 442 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,760 Look what's written here. 443 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,320 Akanksha, your eyes are just like my mother's. 444 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,320 Bloody motherfucker. 445 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,800 So he says... 446 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,120 "Your display picture..." 447 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,000 He could've written it the other way round, but no... 448 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,080 Look at this nuance. 449 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:49,280 - "I see God in your display picture." - Wow! Wow. 450 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:53,240 "I am in love with you." 451 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,160 Your display picture is so nice. 452 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,040 It's from the facebook, isn't it? 453 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,000 They made the poor guy cry. 454 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,920 No one can touch Virat Kohli. 455 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,760 Kohli's going to score. 456 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,120 Someone get me a brownie, not pastry. 457 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,600 Don't you know that brownie is so lucky? 458 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:21,600 "Everything's stubborn." 459 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:26,600 "It's the result of your desires." 460 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:31,640 "This heart is stubborn." 461 00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:36,690 "Walks on fire with his eyes closed." 462 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:41,680 "Let this storm calm..." 463 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:46,760 "Let the naive heart...calm down." 464 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:52,000 "Let this storm calm..." 465 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,800 "Let the naive heart...calm down." 466 00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:01,360 "Everything's stubborn." 467 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:06,920 "It's the reaction of desires." 468 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,760 "Heart's stubborn." 469 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:18,440 "It's the reaction of desires." 470 00:28:23,290 --> 00:28:26,360 Exudes boundless compassion! 471 00:28:28,590 --> 00:28:32,030 I told you he will remember this day until his last breath. 472 00:28:32,790 --> 00:28:35,910 Every man is a little mushy from within. 473 00:28:36,110 --> 00:28:39,950 But he mustn't reveal it to the world. 474 00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:57,740 Ankit. 475 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,380 Your notebook. 476 00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:11,580 Thanks. 477 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,180 The poem was quite cheesy. 478 00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:20,820 But I liked it. 479 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,220 This is my real number. 480 00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:39,420 "Asshole..." 481 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,980 And this look suits you... 482 00:29:47,260 --> 00:29:50,500 I told you...she will fall for you as soon as you shave. 483 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,820 You never believed me. 484 00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:56,900 You got her number, it calls for a treat. 485 00:29:58,220 --> 00:29:59,340 You want a treat. 486 00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:00,780 - No, I don't. - No, wait. 487 00:30:00,860 --> 00:30:03,420 - Call it a favor. - Wait, Jhantoo 488 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:04,300 - No. - Listen... 489 00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:08,700 "We have become deaf and dumb in your love." 490 00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:13,740 "Poor boys are falling madly in love with you." 491 00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:18,580 "Your love's made me endure all pain." 492 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:23,260 "Your love's turned my wounds into rewards." 493 00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:45,470 "You've never given me anything." 494 00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:47,940 "I've got more pain than happiness." 495 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:50,300 "You've made my desires run wild." 496 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:53,030 "And showed me the dream of a cool life." 497 00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:55,100 "You've to take me across on the other side..." 498 00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:57,780 "...and fulfill your promises." 499 00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,940 "How long am I going to curse my fate..." 500 00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:02,060 "...I want to spend my life with you." 501 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:06,500 "We have become deaf and dumb in your love." 502 00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:11,340 "Poor boys are falling madly in love with you." 503 00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:16,420 "Your love's made me endure all pain." 504 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:22,060 "Your love's turned my wounds into rewards."