1 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,490 You shoudn't have run, Ankit. 2 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:35,260 Woke up? 3 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,880 Good you woke up by yourself. 4 00:00:37,970 --> 00:00:39,740 I didn't want to wake you up. 5 00:00:40,090 --> 00:00:41,550 You were dreaming, weren't you? 6 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:44,300 Just wait, your dream will definitely come true. 7 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:46,080 I hope not. 8 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,120 Why did you want to wake me up? 9 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:53,400 To show you a trick. Wait. 10 00:00:56,500 --> 00:01:02,770 If you're wearing an underwear, then it must be brown in colour. 11 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:05,800 With 5 holes. 12 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,840 Out of which, two of them are big. Elliptical. 13 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:11,880 Surprised? 14 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:14,960 Hey, don't be scared. 15 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,120 It's not some magical superpower, Just pure logic. 16 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:21,570 You must be dying to know what the logic is. 17 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:22,880 Then listen. 18 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,990 Your blue, green, grey and red underwear is right here. 19 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:28,450 So which one would you be wearing? Obviously the brown one. 20 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:30,730 And what about the holes? 21 00:01:30,810 --> 00:01:32,980 You change in the room every day. 22 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:35,670 And my memory is photographic. 23 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:38,250 Once I see it, I never forget. 24 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:39,690 This is how I am. 25 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:41,570 But you can look somewhere else, right? 26 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:42,830 Huh? 27 00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:45,960 I mean I admit we're roommates, but this is a little inappropriate. 28 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:46,810 Sorry. 29 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:49,340 Why do you keep counting my underwears? 30 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:52,720 I'll give you a gift through SWOT analysis. 31 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:54,480 Something useful to you. 32 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:56,570 So I went with this. 33 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,870 But I can't decide the colour. 34 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:01,230 How about baby pink? 35 00:02:01,310 --> 00:02:02,800 But why do you want to give me a gift? 36 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:05,190 Because day after tomorrow is your birthday. 37 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:09,270 Just because we've discussed, doesn't mean you don't act surprised. 38 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,600 Do it like this. 39 00:02:11,450 --> 00:02:12,610 One second. 40 00:02:12,690 --> 00:02:14,200 - My birthday? - Yes. 41 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,090 Who told you that today it's my birthday? 42 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,260 I checked it on FB. 43 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:20,810 - 19th October. - Not possible. 44 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,180 - Nonsense! - My birthday is on 1st January. 45 00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:25,800 Check it. 46 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,940 I have a photographic memory. 47 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,840 I was so sure. 48 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,560 I even imagined you in baby pink. 49 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:44,000 How can my photographic memory deceive me? 50 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,460 Show me your ID card? 51 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,850 ID card? Actually... 52 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:55,700 I could've shown you but it's in the library. 53 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:57,610 Yes. 54 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,590 And are you doubting me? 55 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:03,980 I mean...why would I hide my own birthday. 56 00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:10,520 In fact, why will anyone hide his first birthday in college? 57 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:17,540 "I am on my way." 58 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:24,700 "Yes I am on my way." 59 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:27,310 There's a professor in every department... 60 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,750 ...whose wife has eloped with his student. 61 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,840 And you should never take up the courses they offer... 62 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,240 ...because they give you pathetic grades. 63 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,230 But sir, what's harm in that? 64 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:37,660 But finally she is still in the department. 65 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:39,360 - This college is filled with assholes. - You're right. 66 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,450 People in my village are more open-minded. 67 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:48,440 'People, come to Kamatipura Wing. Lolly's GPL s going to begin.' 68 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:52,780 'Those who love Lolly must leave now. Leave now.' 69 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:55,420 'And those who hate it, please run.' 70 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:59,230 'Because you are more in numbers, and only one ass...' 71 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:01,220 '...which is divided in the middle.' 72 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:04,820 'Please don't forget to bring your own weapon.' 73 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:07,560 Now, you understood why I wasn't paying for my food? 74 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:17,390 Son Govardhan, didn't you hear that people are coming. 75 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:19,430 What are you doing? Keep the new ones. The costly ones. 76 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:22,160 And listen, even if they order for tea... 77 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,700 ...don't forget to ask for extra cheese. 78 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:26,370 Everyone is going to say yes. Now everyone get back to work. 79 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:35,160 Look, please don't judge us. This is our tradition. 80 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:38,600 Every place has its own unique tradition... 81 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:41,780 ...and only people that belong to that place understand and abide by it. 82 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:44,150 Like Tomatina in Spain. 83 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:46,670 Halloween in America. 84 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,540 Arranged marriages in India. 85 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:51,680 Similarly, GPL happens in hostels. 86 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:55,320 By hearing the term GPL you must be thinking... 87 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,570 ...that it's an abbreviation for something... 88 00:04:56,650 --> 00:04:58,280 ...sophisticated like Gross Product Limited. 89 00:04:58,530 --> 00:05:03,240 But no, it means "Gaand Pe Laat" (Kick your ass). 90 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,760 That's it. Simple. 91 00:05:18,570 --> 00:05:20,660 'Lolly's going to get screwed.' 92 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:22,190 'And he deserves it too.' 93 00:05:22,270 --> 00:05:25,400 'He's the topper and has a girlfriend.' 94 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,570 'You can't expect people to come empty-handed...' 95 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,070 '...on such a great man's birthday.' 96 00:05:29,150 --> 00:05:33,570 'Some will carry slippers, some Action, and some will make use of their hand.' 97 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:39,020 'But the most trusted weapon of choice is Slipper.' 98 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:45,900 'The scared prey keeps requesting, makes excuses, fights until the end.' 99 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:47,830 'But once he's lifted up in the air...' 100 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:49,960 - '...he accepts his fate.' - Lolly. Lolly. 101 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,150 - Lolly... Lolly... - 'At the stroke of the midnight hour...' 102 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:53,840 '...when the whole world sleeps...' 103 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,940 - '...these animals start their GPL.' - Lolly... Lolly... 104 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:58,050 - 'But first...' - Search him. 105 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,890 Look. 106 00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:08,070 This is how he was saving his pride. 107 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:13,000 Lolly! Lolly! Lolly! 108 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:18,280 'And with the strike of the first slipper...the silence prevails.' 109 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:20,590 'It's called the realization of pain.' 110 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:24,620 'Then the second strike on the second ass cheek.' 111 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:27,970 'This is called LHS is equal to RHS.' 112 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:33,000 'And followed by a number of strikes squaring both the sides.' 113 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:36,520 'Even if he's crying, requesting, or begging, they're not going to stop.' 114 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:40,760 'These things happen only with students, or with B-grade heroines.' 115 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,360 'Just like police interrogation... 116 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,800 ...here too the person confesses to anything.' 117 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,150 My mother is blind, my sister is a negro. 118 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:49,850 - I am gay. Have mercy on me. - Shut up asshole. 119 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:56,390 'GPL finally ends once the victim's ass becomes redder than a baboon's, or...' 120 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:05,470 'But these so called friends who are like snakes, don't leave you so easily.' 121 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,130 Well, how about a treat now? 122 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:10,710 Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat. 123 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:14,990 Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat. 124 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,960 I don't know about schools. 125 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:20,640 But birthdays in hostels are totally ass-whacking. 126 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:25,080 The amateurs wear towels inside their pants. 127 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,680 And studs wear 4 to 5 underwears. 128 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:33,800 But legends disappear from the hostel on their birthdays. 129 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,960 I am telling you he is lying. 130 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:42,380 No, that asshole was telling the truth. 131 00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:45,420 1st January is the default birthday on FB. 132 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,200 And he changed it to that. 133 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:50,160 I am talking about the gift, not the date. 134 00:07:50,390 --> 00:07:51,870 Why do we have to give him a gift? 135 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,680 - But... - Are you from girl's school? 136 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:56,380 Later, you'll say we must give him a greeting card as well. 137 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:59,340 Who gives greeting cards? Nonsense. 138 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:01,950 - Look Jaat, balloon. - Throw it. 139 00:08:02,270 --> 00:08:04,890 It's for Ankit's party... 140 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:07,660 So...what brings you two here? 141 00:08:08,150 --> 00:08:10,510 He's been bothering me since last night. 142 00:08:10,670 --> 00:08:12,150 Please explain to him. 143 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,560 He thinks that tonight it's Ankit's birthday... 144 00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:16,410 ...but he changed the date... 145 00:08:16,470 --> 00:08:19,510 ...from 19th October to 1st January on FB to hide from us. 146 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,940 Now you explain to him. 147 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:22,260 Do you have any evidence? 148 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:25,520 1st January is the default birthday on FB. 149 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,430 He changed it to that. 150 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:29,850 You don't believe me, do you? 151 00:08:30,870 --> 00:08:33,110 Wait. Look. 152 00:08:33,190 --> 00:08:39,910 Ankit's email ID. 'ankit.pa1910@gmail.com' 153 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:46,520 Why will he write 1910 after Ankit Pa? Why? 154 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:52,440 19th October, it's his birth date. 155 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:55,150 Maybe he misspelled Pandey. 156 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,270 Who does that? 157 00:08:56,350 --> 00:08:58,630 But why will he write numbers? 158 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,900 You don't believe me either. 159 00:09:01,590 --> 00:09:04,180 I swear on the end semesters... 160 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,060 ...he's definitely hiding something. 161 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,400 Okay, wait. 162 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:10,450 When I asked him for his ID card... 163 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:13,030 ...he said he went to the library and left it there. 164 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:14,800 - Balls. - He's lying. 165 00:09:15,590 --> 00:09:17,400 This evidence should've been submitted earlier. 166 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,300 Yes. He's lying to his own wingmates. Where is he? 167 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:24,320 - Pandey, you bloody... - Bro. He isn't here since morning. 168 00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:28,410 Yes. It's the first saturday where he hasn't slept till the afternoon. 169 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,530 Where did he go on a holiday? 170 00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:32,980 Don't know. 171 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,450 What are you doing here? 172 00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:57,050 - Magazines? - Yes. 173 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,270 But it's in the counter which is downstairs. 174 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:04,230 But how would you know it. 175 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,970 Yeah, I don't come here as frequently as you. 176 00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:11,200 I am sure the staff here treats you pretty well now. 177 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,710 Haha...so funny. 178 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,980 I would've replied, but since it's your birthday, I spared you. 179 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:22,530 Whose birthday? Is it your birthday? 180 00:10:22,610 --> 00:10:24,730 Happy birthday! Because it's not my birthday. You can check it on FB. 181 00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:27,810 I've seen it many times. 19th October. 182 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,610 But you changed it two days back, right? 183 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:30,680 Why? 184 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,040 Well... 185 00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:35,900 Why do you stalk me? 186 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,360 Hello...it's not stalking when girls do it. 187 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:39,930 - I see. - It's a research. 188 00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:43,430 By the way, why did you change your birthday? 189 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,180 - Actually... - To hide your age? 190 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,370 But why will someone lie to hide their age... 191 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:52,550 Tell me honestly, you're from a girl's school, aren't you? 192 00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:54,930 You used to play stapu in the lunch break, right? 193 00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:57,760 At least I am thinking. Nonsense. 194 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:03,130 I know why he lied. 195 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:08,150 The reason is the way you guys celebrate birthdays here. 196 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:11,600 He's also from a small town like me. 197 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:15,360 Back home, people remember birthdays of their calves... 198 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,430 ...but not their own children. 199 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,800 If you ever ask them about my birth date. 200 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,440 They will say when Shishpal was shot for the 3rd time 201 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,060 In villages, they don't celebrate birthdays with pomp and show. 202 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,880 And here, everyone wants a treat. 203 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,540 The entire wing, the entire department. 204 00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:35,180 And Ankit is the Dopa. 205 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:38,730 Wankers will come running for a treat. 206 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:42,580 And it will cost at least 5000 rupees. 207 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,400 How he'll arrange so much money? 208 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,110 He belongs to a poor family. 209 00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:52,010 No. I don't think so. 210 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,570 Wrack your brain. 211 00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:57,100 We don't focus on little things. 212 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,380 One day both of us went out to eat snacks. 213 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,050 He was standing right next to me. 214 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,550 And I asked the vendor... 215 00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:07,590 'Uncle, what's the best thing in your menu?' 216 00:12:07,670 --> 00:12:10,100 'I've sweet and hot savories. Both taste good.' 217 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:11,860 'You tell me, what would you like to have?' 218 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,970 'And Ankit said. I'll have only half plate.' 219 00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:17,120 'And then uncle said I don't serve half plate.' 220 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,890 'And Ankit said, everyone serves half plate back home.' 221 00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:22,780 'I only eat half plate. Jaat, you go ahead.' 222 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:25,500 'And then this beggar comes and says...' 223 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,700 'Spare us some loose change in the name of God.' 224 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,810 'An then Ankit said I don't have change.' 225 00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:34,250 'And then kid said, why are you here if you don't have change?' 226 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:36,700 'Come, sit next to me. We'll both earn something.' 227 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,420 'Get lost!' 228 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,630 See... 229 00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:48,160 Our friend is so poor. 230 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,040 He can't even afford a full plate of snacks. 231 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,080 Even his underwear has holes in it. 232 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:55,060 But I've never realized. 233 00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:57,660 It's okay. 234 00:12:57,770 --> 00:13:00,160 I'll teach him how to manage pocket money. 235 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:01,470 Everything will be fine. 236 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,500 He will only manage once he has some money in his pocket. 237 00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:06,860 But his whole family is poor. 238 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,130 Your mother is a CA. His father owns a sari shop. 239 00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:13,650 My father runs a dairy business plus cattle mating on the side. 240 00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:16,030 What does Ankit's father do? 241 00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:18,180 Don't know. 242 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,960 He never told us. 243 00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:23,320 He would have mentioned if his father did something. 244 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:26,930 It's very shameful... 245 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,710 ...when you have an educated unemployed father. 246 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:31,420 Oh shit. 247 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:35,260 From 'Rich Dad and Poor Dad', he'll only understand 'Poor Dad'. 248 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:36,450 Fine. 249 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:39,580 Tell me, what's the plan? 250 00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:41,730 We won't ask him for a treat. 251 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,370 Let's give him a treat instead. 252 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,370 We'll all contribute. 253 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,550 Contribute? 254 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,330 For Ankit? 255 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:54,260 Actually, we're not that close. 256 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,090 We're just acquaintance. 257 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:57,710 You guys go ahead. 258 00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:00,290 Is this GPL or a 3rd degree torture? 259 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,500 Who celebrates birthdays like this? 260 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,110 No. 261 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,160 You call Chirag. 262 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,680 He'll explain to everyone. 263 00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:11,020 I know they are weirdos. 264 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,330 But they can't force you if you say no. 265 00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:19,410 Madam, there is no such thing as 'no means no' amongst guys. 266 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,270 Why not? 267 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:24,550 We will complain to the warden. 268 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:28,020 When the warden became the warden... 269 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,340 ...then I am sure even he must have gone through this. 270 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,410 Everyone dominates boys. 271 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,430 But this is totally wrong. 272 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:42,360 It's your birthday. You must be the one making all the decisions. 273 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:45,510 If you don't raise your voice today 274 00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:48,420 then you won't be able to celebrate your birthday for the next four years. 275 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:51,450 Call him. 276 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,750 Call him now! 277 00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:07,590 Fuck. Fuck. 278 00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:09,640 Fuck. 279 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,250 Hi! 280 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,550 750-760-770-780...here you go. 281 00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:33,300 We both contributed 400 each... 282 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,930 ...then how can it still be only 780 rupees? 283 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:39,220 Since I've to eat later, then just assume that I've taken my share. 284 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:42,680 Bro, never cheat a poor guy. 285 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,380 He will come back and beg. 286 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:49,520 For the first time, his parents won't be with him on his birthday. 287 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,200 Now we're are his family. 288 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,950 It's the first birthday in the wing. 289 00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:55,880 Just because he is poor, and wears underwear with holes in it... 290 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,950 ...his father is a looser, doesn't mean we won't celebrate his birthday. 291 00:15:58,030 --> 00:16:00,050 Shut up! I'll... 292 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,100 Stay here. 293 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:09,560 Keep this. 300 rupees. 294 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,830 - Cigarette? - You can buy anything with this. 295 00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:14,950 This is the bitcoin of campus, my friend. 296 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:18,550 Friends!? Friends don't listen to your request so easily. 297 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,700 And if they did, then I wouldn't be watching porn here... 298 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,790 ...even though I had a laptop worth 125,000 rupees. 299 00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:24,420 They are just friends for the namesake. 300 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,870 But they are animals, cannibals, cruel. Evil. 301 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,540 Did you hear? 302 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,770 I was trying to explain her the same. 303 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:36,620 Yeah...they love screwing your balls more than any game in the world. 304 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,310 I was in so much pain this morning... 305 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:40,560 ...that I had to go to an Indian style toilet instead. 306 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:42,510 But it helped me clear my stomach. 307 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,650 - Can we do something for you? - Yes. 308 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,730 Please help me to put this on. 309 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,290 Sister. 310 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:53,600 Tell Shweta. She is your girlfriend. 311 00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:55,020 I did tell her. 312 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,270 But that small town girl didn't want to go to the third base directly. 313 00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:01,550 - Girls are so insensitive. - Girls are insensitive!? 314 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,470 We even take care of birthday girl's calories. 315 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:07,870 If the girl is little healthy, then we don't feed her the cake... 316 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:09,530 ...we just put it on his face. 317 00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:12,090 And before we go for the treat... 318 00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:14,820 ...we fix her bedsheet, pillow, and teddy. 319 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,510 - Really? - Yes. 320 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,390 Next time I want to be a girl. 321 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,730 By the way, your problem is GPL, isn't it? 322 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,210 And not your birthday. 323 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:29,280 Celebrate your birthday but with your well-wishers. 324 00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:32,730 Like with Akanksha. 325 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,230 You'll feel better and no GPL. 326 00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:37,760 Oh yes, Akanksha, one with the big... 327 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:41,150 - Thoughts. Right. - It's not that big. 328 00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:43,100 Thoughts. 329 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:46,170 Why should I celebrate it with someone who doesn't remember my birthday? 330 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:48,160 I mean once upon a time I had a crush. 331 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:49,690 But now it's all over. 332 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:51,890 Liar. 333 00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:55,400 She even gave me her number, but I deleted it. 334 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,070 Not even in touch anymore. 335 00:17:57,390 --> 00:18:03,430 I see...no wonder your focus is on experiments these days. 336 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,430 Hmm. 337 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,730 So forget her. 338 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,000 Celebrate it with someone else. 339 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:10,970 Like... 340 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,030 ..me. 341 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,530 With us. 342 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,890 - Yes, let's go. - Go where? 343 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,850 - Let me think first. - What's there to think? 344 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:28,270 I mean you won't get this opportunity again. 345 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,710 Birthday is the only special day in every student's life. 346 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,360 Come on, no excuses. And anyway, I do all the work in the lab. 347 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,160 Consider you're giving me a treat for that. 348 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,440 Brother. Think about it. 349 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:43,310 No one gets to celebrate his birthday without GPL. 350 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,460 Look, bro, I got the flavor the one you asked for. 351 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,720 But I thought 2 pounds will be too much, so I brought only 1 Kg. 352 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,140 Great. 353 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,670 And yes, I didn't bring the candles. 354 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,380 Looks fucked up. 355 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,370 Sweetness is appreciated in cakes, not guys. 356 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,790 Everything is ready. Let's turn off the lights and wait. 357 00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:13,250 Ankit will be here any moment. 358 00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:15,850 As soon as he comes we will all shout... 359 00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:17,820 Surprise. 360 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:21,800 I'll be in the front. I want to see the look on his face. 361 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:27,280 We'll turn off the lights. But let me see the cake first. 362 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:34,410 I hope our poor friend dosen't well up seeing this beautiful cake. 363 00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:37,090 I am sure he has seen such beautiful cakes... 364 00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:38,730 ...only on the other side of the window. 365 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:42,700 - Yes. - Guys, he has got such good friends. 366 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:50,680 Candlelight gives you the feel. Right? 367 00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:53,100 Huh? 368 00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:55,810 Birthday feeling. 369 00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:57,280 Yes. 370 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,250 If I knew that we were going to celebrate my birthday... 371 00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:03,730 ...I would've called some more people. 372 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,150 Look! Here comes more people. 373 00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:11,620 You didn't cut it yet, did you? Thank God. 374 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:17,150 Actually I had to climb stairs, and my gluteus maximus gave up. 375 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,090 What? 376 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,750 Ass! His ass gave up. 377 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,980 Shall we cut the cake? 378 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:24,390 - Yes. - It's been a while. 379 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:28,210 Let's take a picture. You know, memories. 380 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,240 Give it to me. 381 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,050 Shhhh...someone's coming. Someone's coming. 382 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,620 Surprise... 383 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:58,460 Guys, It's me. I looked everywhere. He isn't there. 384 00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:00,340 When you knew... 385 00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:02,260 ...that I'll burst the popper once the light turns on 386 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,190 ...why didn't you tell me before? 387 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,290 Asshole, this was the last popper that you made me burst. 388 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,220 - Did you check the bathroom? - Three times. 389 00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:11,060 I even used it once. 390 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,950 What the fuck. 391 00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:15,800 Chirag, what I was saying is... 392 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,280 ...now that everyone's here, let's cut the cake and play 'Mafia'. 393 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,190 Beware. 394 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,970 No one's going to cut the cake until Ankit arrives. 395 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,890 Who's the asshole who ate the cake? 396 00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:33,460 This was going to happen. How long are we going to wait? 397 00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:35,840 It's 12 o'clock and he isn't even answering his phone. 398 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,650 How will he answer his phone? 399 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,600 It must be switched off. 400 00:21:41,370 --> 00:21:44,430 Poverty makes people do such things. 401 00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:49,410 He must be hiding somewhere to save himself from getting embarrassed. 402 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:50,910 Guys? 403 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:52,840 What if he does something to himself? 404 00:21:52,890 --> 00:21:55,280 To hell with this surprise. 405 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,810 Announce everywhere on Whatsapp and on PA system... 406 00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:01,260 ...to inform us immediately if they see Ankit anywhere. 407 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,370 WhatsApp. 408 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,420 Hey! 409 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,550 Look at this. 410 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,300 Motherfucker. 411 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,530 Zivame bra in 400 only. 412 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:15,670 Idiot! I'm not talking about the add. Look at the centre. 413 00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:17,190 The photo. 414 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:24,640 Ass... 415 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,210 'Happy birthday to you.' 416 00:22:28,290 --> 00:22:31,090 'Happy birthday to you.' 417 00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:33,610 'Happy birthday dear Ankit.' 418 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,780 First, he lied to us. 419 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,780 And then he turned out to be such a miser. 420 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,660 He has money, not for his friends. 421 00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:42,650 But definitely for the girl. 422 00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:50,860 It's quite tasty. 423 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:54,310 Now, this boy's going to get LPL and not GPL. 424 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,950 - Come on. - Come on. 425 00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:00,400 Thank you, guys. 426 00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:08,280 I thought my first birthday in college will turn out to be very sad. 427 00:23:09,270 --> 00:23:11,640 But after cutting this cake, I feel so special. 428 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,660 I will never forget this day. 429 00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:17,540 I won't forget either. 430 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:22,760 You know why? Because I have a photographic memory. 431 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,610 How did they find out? 432 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:28,090 Fuck! Fuck! 433 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,560 How did you guys find out? 434 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,730 Huh! 435 00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:34,500 What a coincidence. 436 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,580 And Chirag, you were absolutely right. 437 00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:39,370 It turns out my birthday is today! 438 00:23:40,590 --> 00:23:41,880 But it's good that you guys came. 439 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,740 I was going to call you guys at 12 o'clock. 440 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,360 Oh no, its past 12 o'clock. 441 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:52,100 Thanks for coming guys. Come. Let's cut the cake. 442 00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:54,130 They've got me a very nice cake. 443 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,630 Yes...even our cake is pretty nice. 444 00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:59,340 But we don't have someone to cut the cake. 445 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,230 Well, it was nice knowing you, Ankit Pandey. 446 00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:09,190 Have a great life. Happy birthday. 447 00:24:09,270 --> 00:24:10,700 What... 448 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:12,530 I said I am sorry. What do you want now? 449 00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:15,210 Hold on. When did he say sorry? 450 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:20,060 Sorry, bro. I am very sorry. Really... 451 00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:23,460 Congratulations, he said sorry. 452 00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:26,880 You have money to splurge on the girl, but not on us. 453 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,700 Let it be, Jhantoo bro. 454 00:24:28,990 --> 00:24:30,610 It's not his fault. 455 00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:35,370 If he has feelings for Nabhomita Bhardwaj and not for us. 456 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:36,890 Absolutely nothing. 457 00:24:36,990 --> 00:24:40,860 He might be in love with the girl, but is Lolly his relative. 458 00:24:40,930 --> 00:24:43,380 What are you guys saying? 459 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,030 I've saved 1450 rupees for your treat. 460 00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:51,620 Then what the hell are you doing here? 461 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,230 Why didn't you come to the hostel? 462 00:24:55,150 --> 00:24:56,460 Because he was scared of GPL. 463 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,550 Yes, you heard it right. 464 00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:01,480 This poor soul was scared of GPL. 465 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,280 And he should. Because he is a human being. 466 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,910 And if an empowered gemini like me hadn't encouraged him today... 467 00:25:06,990 --> 00:25:08,700 ...then he wouldn't have celebrated his birthday today. 468 00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:11,170 You guys call yourself his friends. 469 00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:12,840 You should be ashamed. 470 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,550 Hey, drama queen! Don't waste so much time. 471 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:19,180 And you...bloody wimp. 472 00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:21,070 It was such a small thing. Couldn't you have told us? 473 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:21,920 No. 474 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,890 As if you guys would have listened to me. 475 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,030 You are not the professor that we wouldn't have listened. 476 00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:30,360 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 477 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,400 It means you were scared of GPL and went into hiding... 478 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,230 ...and now you were celebrating... 479 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:36,840 Are you crazy? 480 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,730 Sorry, Chirag. 481 00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:43,700 You know that I am a wimp. 482 00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:45,590 That you are. 483 00:25:48,290 --> 00:25:49,520 Listen, everyone. 484 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,450 From today we have a new rule in the wing. 485 00:25:51,790 --> 00:25:54,310 If you have any issue, please speak up. 486 00:25:54,690 --> 00:25:57,010 We'll take a democratic decision. 487 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:58,490 - Done? - Done. 488 00:25:58,570 --> 00:25:59,870 - Done. - Jhantoo. 489 00:25:59,950 --> 00:26:01,060 Yeah, done. 490 00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:03,370 - There's no GPL. Go on. - Leave everyone. 491 00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:06,250 These guys will turn this hostel into girls hostel. 492 00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:08,600 - Why are they making new rules now? - You... 493 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,030 Whose birthday is it next? 494 00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:12,960 You guys were convinced so easily. 495 00:26:13,380 --> 00:26:15,390 And I was thinking weird things about them. 496 00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:19,820 Come on guys, I'll give you a treat. Come on. 497 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,380 - Hold this. - Let's cut the cake. 498 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:23,760 - Yes, let's cut the cake first. - Come on. 499 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,900 - Come Jhantoo, sit down. -Yes. 500 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:28,450 - Come on. - Bloody Lolly. 501 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,630 Girls compliment each other to bond amongst themselves. 502 00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:36,250 Even share their bras. 503 00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:41,120 But boys abuse, humiliate each other to bond. 504 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,810 Even beat each other. 505 00:26:43,450 --> 00:26:46,060 The tradition of GPL is pretty scary. 506 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:49,530 But in a way, the root cause is love after all. 507 00:26:49,970 --> 00:26:56,330 You never know when love turns into abuse and eventually into fighting. 508 00:26:56,540 --> 00:27:00,140 The small piece for Rakhi. 509 00:27:01,260 --> 00:27:02,750 And for you as well. 510 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,610 Wait a minute. Let me take a picture. 511 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,630 It's the first time he's feeding cake to his girlfriend. 512 00:27:09,650 --> 00:27:11,830 - Done. - Hold a second, guys. 513 00:27:11,910 --> 00:27:13,630 You guys can take a picture, but we are just friends. 514 00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:14,760 And that too from this evening. 515 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,490 No-no...we won't get fooled anymore. 516 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:18,660 We would have believed you earlier. 517 00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:20,010 - But not here. - Yes. 518 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,120 Really, you guys didn't let anyone know. 519 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,880 I've always told him to hook up with the lab partner instead of Akanksha. 520 00:27:25,950 --> 00:27:27,190 But do you know what he used to say? 521 00:27:27,490 --> 00:27:30,320 'I'd rather have a girlfriend who'll match up to my standard... 522 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,170 ...than dating anybody.' 523 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:36,550 - What else did he say? - They are joking. 524 00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:41,230 Just so that we don't suspect you two, he conjured a bad image of yours. 525 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,360 He spoke a ton of shit about you. 526 00:27:43,550 --> 00:27:44,600 Like? 527 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,760 Nabhomita is the Jhantoo of girl's hostel. 528 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:53,220 People have a fashion sense, but her fashion is nonsense. 529 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:57,990 Who wears a veil over the lab court and heels under 3/4ths? 530 00:27:58,630 --> 00:28:00,950 What was that about her anger? 531 00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:04,210 She's full of short temper and blackheads. 532 00:28:05,090 --> 00:28:06,990 I didn't say that at all. 533 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,080 I am not that creative at all. Akanksha... 534 00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:18,510 - They are talking nonsense. - Don't be so nervous, Ankit. 535 00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:23,790 - No. Chirag is right. - Yes. 536 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:27,320 - People make fun of their close ones. - Yeah! 537 00:28:28,190 --> 00:28:32,630 Actually guys I just found out that he loves all of you equally. 538 00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:33,880 - Yeah! - Wow! 539 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,080 - Please... - He was scared of you the most. 540 00:28:37,490 --> 00:28:39,420 He said there's no point in explaining to the dimwit... 541 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:42,000 ...who couldn't understand the syllabus in the last four years. 542 00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:46,350 He also called you terrible. 543 00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:50,470 But...he's very comfortable with the two of you. 544 00:28:50,490 --> 00:28:51,530 Yes. 545 00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:57,340 Jaat's a bull-brain, ignorant and will do whatever Chirag asks. 546 00:28:57,690 --> 00:29:00,430 And it'll be a cakewalk to convince Chirag. 547 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,760 - After all he's a closeted gay. - What... 548 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,300 He has a deep-seated crush on me. 549 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,890 He just wants to sleep with me. 550 00:29:08,820 --> 00:29:11,820 How dare he taint your pure friendship. 551 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:15,200 Bro, she's trying to provoke you. 552 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:18,560 Ankit, we're not kids. 553 00:29:19,830 --> 00:29:22,000 It's clear that she is the provoker... 554 00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:25,870 ...and you're the traitor. 555 00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:30,430 Jaat...why do I feel that the majority is with me? 556 00:29:30,830 --> 00:29:33,120 - Because it is. - What do you mean? 557 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,440 What? 558 00:29:36,130 --> 00:29:38,270 Look, bro, you said no GPL. 559 00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:43,330 No one can celebrate their birthday without GPL. 560 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,620 Chirag. 561 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,920 Let's get the motherfucker! 562 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,730 Asshole... 563 00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:55,290 Catch him! Asshole! 564 00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:00,120 Wait, bastard. 565 00:30:07,030 --> 00:30:10,100 - No. No. - Get that bastard. 566 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:15,480 One...two...three... 567 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,500 Beat him, assholes.