1 00:00:23,380 --> 00:00:25,420 Brother, give me a CS301. 2 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:29,320 301.. that's 75 rupees. 3 00:00:34,050 --> 00:00:36,340 Brother, MTH201. 4 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:38,590 Chotu, 2 MTH201. 5 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,790 Aren't you're early today? 6 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:44,160 Did you finish binge-watching GOT? 7 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,210 Brother, don't try to be our father. 8 00:00:46,290 --> 00:00:47,410 And hurry up. 9 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:49,920 150. 10 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:54,120 Listen... 11 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,960 You won't understand anything from the notes alone. 12 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:00,640 Take the handouts as well. 13 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,640 Then keep this, and give us just that. 14 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,960 Then why didn't you tell us this before, Brother? 15 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,960 Because I am not your father. Right? 16 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:19,960 200 rupees extra. 17 00:01:25,810 --> 00:01:27,770 Happy end sem. 18 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:34,990 3 gel pens. 19 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:40,780 30 rupees... 20 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:42,890 Any notes, handouts? 21 00:01:42,930 --> 00:01:43,640 Huh! 22 00:01:44,010 --> 00:01:46,270 We're not like the rest of the assholes. 23 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:49,960 We'll study for three hours, sleep for seven and score 80 percent. 24 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:52,520 We have a... 25 00:01:53,230 --> 00:01:54,470 mother. 26 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:08,040 They look like assholes, but how come they are so chilled? 27 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,390 That too during exams. 28 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:13,580 Must be toppers. 29 00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:16,110 How about some tea? 30 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:18,910 I have a can full of it. 31 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:23,410 You see, even I am going to be up all night with the entire college. 32 00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:27,100 During end-sems exams... 33 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:31,140 ...the space-time continuum of the entire college is shaken to bits. 34 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:34,070 Everything becomes fast-paced. 35 00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:36,780 Eating. Drinking. Jerking. 36 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:46,250 Reading room, Tv room, CCs are empty. 37 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:48,650 The only thing filled is the library. 38 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:51,370 During this high-pressure condition, some are busy giving justifications... 39 00:02:51,450 --> 00:02:52,990 Mom, I attended all the lectures. 40 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:54,810 I even prepared notes. 41 00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:57,600 But maybe I am a little dull. 42 00:02:58,310 --> 00:02:59,870 While some are making a mess. 43 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:01,190 Sorry, Gitika. 44 00:03:01,270 --> 00:03:03,050 'The placement I'll get from this score...' 45 00:03:03,130 --> 00:03:05,620 '...won't be enough to fulfill your dreams.' 46 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:08,420 'I hope you'll be happy with the guy you met on Tinder.' 47 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:13,160 And in such a situation, only four kinds of people look happy. 48 00:03:15,650 --> 00:03:17,000 Second, professors. 49 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,400 I give the same paper every year. 50 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:21,410 No one knows. 51 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:28,050 Professor Damru, this time I've set the entire paper out of syllabus. 52 00:03:28,130 --> 00:03:29,010 What? 53 00:03:29,050 --> 00:03:32,570 Everyone calls me 'Dhilu'. Don't they? 54 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:35,180 This time I will tighten the noose around them. 55 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:37,220 The third are toppers. 56 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,950 And the gold medal for the best student goes to... 57 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,430 Ravi Teja. 58 00:03:47,870 --> 00:03:50,060 Akanksha, don't take off your top. 59 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,820 These girls! 60 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:55,430 And the last, really dumb students. 61 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,970 So what if Chirag isn't here. 62 00:03:58,050 --> 00:03:59,290 I am there. 63 00:03:59,370 --> 00:04:00,950 What are you going to do? 64 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:02,210 Are you going to help us in pass the exam? 65 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:04,600 Why? Are you doubting me? 66 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:07,090 Son, in the mid-sems he got 15 marks. 67 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:08,400 And I got 6. 68 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:12,610 - And you got 1/2...for neatness. - Yes. 69 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:14,730 And because of the professor's TA... What's his name? 70 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:15,770 - Janardhan. - Janardhan. 71 00:04:15,870 --> 00:04:17,170 He's from Rohtak. 72 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:18,490 It's MTH101... 73 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:20,960 ...and not some bull getting castrated here, which you'll teach us. 74 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:24,890 I see...so I am good for nothing? 75 00:04:24,970 --> 00:04:26,010 Okay. 76 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:27,660 Go ahead, wait for Chirag. 77 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:29,750 We are going to do just that. Dumb fuck! 78 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:31,300 Because you let him go. 79 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:35,380 You should have stopped him at any cost. 80 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:37,170 How could I? 81 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:39,740 His local guardian had diarrhea. 82 00:04:42,930 --> 00:04:46,460 Jaat, what's bigger? diarrhea or exams? 83 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,660 His guardian's got diarrhea and we'll get screwed. 84 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,430 No... 85 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:55,740 We're already screwed. 86 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:10,000 "I am on my way." 87 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:17,190 "Yes, I am on my way." 88 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:24,170 Yeah, Ankit. 89 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,720 Actually, uncle's got diarrhea. 90 00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:29,460 He had 4 packs of noodles last night. 91 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:31,420 With extra butter. 92 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,460 His condition is critical. 93 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:35,730 It's just diarrhea. He will be fine. 94 00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:37,160 What are you going to do about it? 95 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,840 I'll give moral support. 96 00:05:39,050 --> 00:05:40,850 He's my local guardian. 97 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:43,310 He has no one in this city except for me. 98 00:05:43,390 --> 00:05:45,920 But you have your end-sem exams, what if you score low? 99 00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:57,020 You're absolutely right. My end-sems are gonna be bad. 100 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:59,810 I had to stop my 4th revision mid-way. 101 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,260 Let Ravi Teja top this exam. 102 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:06,680 But I can't leave my uncle in the middle of this shit. 103 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,640 The situation is pretty fluid. 104 00:06:09,030 --> 00:06:14,460 Listen, take care of your uncle, and we'll handle ourselves. 105 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,330 Do you have indigestion as well, Ankit? 106 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:19,350 Ankit. 107 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:26,840 Brother, MTH101. 108 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,380 2 notes. 109 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,700 What happened? You had a mother. 110 00:06:32,470 --> 00:06:34,000 Got fucked! 111 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:39,950 Here you go. 112 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,060 Jhantoo 113 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,120 We'll have to find a new mother. 114 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:53,420 (Incoherant murmer) 115 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,670 Teach us too, bro. 116 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:57,760 I have barely finished two books so far. 117 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:00,910 What did this bloody professor teach us? 118 00:07:00,990 --> 00:07:02,940 It's not even on fucking Google. 119 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,920 I can teach you 'Sequence'... 120 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,480 ...but I was myslef planning to learn about 'Series' from Chirag. 121 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,210 Is there a difference between 'Sequence' and 'Series'? 122 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:18,980 First of all, write Epsilon. 123 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,370 Then write Delta. 124 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,780 Which one is smaller, Delta or Epsilon? 125 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:28,820 Looks like Delta. 126 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,780 No sweetheart, you're doing it wrong. 127 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:35,660 Epsilon is the one that looks like E. 128 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:39,170 And the other one that looks like 'Tha' in Hindi is Delta. 129 00:07:40,830 --> 00:07:41,900 Ravi. 130 00:07:42,390 --> 00:07:43,220 Ravi. 131 00:07:44,510 --> 00:07:46,110 - Teja. - Yes. 132 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:50,070 Do you understand Convergence and Divergence? 133 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:51,730 It's obvious. 134 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:53,300 But teach us the ones that are important. 135 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:55,750 No, no. To me all the concepts are important. 136 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:58,030 I don't discriminate between concepts. 137 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,160 You have such pure thoughts! 138 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:04,490 But we don't have the time to understand the entire thing. 139 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:07,920 What's there to understand? It's obvious. 140 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,020 Just recall the class lectures. 141 00:08:12,190 --> 00:08:14,960 Oh...You never attended classes. Right? 142 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:19,120 Anyway, do one thing. Just go through the old assignments. 143 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,680 But you never did any of the assignments. Right? 144 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,410 Are you tutoring us or humiliating us? 145 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,530 It's obvious. 146 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:36,280 Suresh, this college is just like my ex. 147 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,500 Regular attendance doesn't mean a thing. 148 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:40,610 They only judge on performance. 149 00:08:40,690 --> 00:08:43,120 No...this is wrong. 150 00:08:43,430 --> 00:08:45,960 - I am telling you. - What do we do now? 151 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:47,450 I'll tell you. 152 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:00,690 - Hello. - Hello. 153 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,160 Why did you call at this hour? 154 00:09:04,430 --> 00:09:06,560 - Are you free? - Yeah! 155 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:09,050 I mean...yeah. 156 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:11,000 Can you teach us? 157 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,150 Yes. Come over. 158 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,820 Great...Jhantoo and I are coming over. 159 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:18,960 I don't hit on two guys at a time. I mean i don't tutor two guys. 160 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,760 What are you hearing? Pervert. 161 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:24,760 What was that? 162 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:26,880 She must be going through her periods. 163 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:53,110 - Hello. - Hello, Ankit. 164 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,730 Are you all right? Why did you call so late? 165 00:09:55,810 --> 00:09:58,530 Late? We always talk at this... 166 00:10:00,420 --> 00:10:01,660 Sorry. 167 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,410 Did you sleep early today? 168 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,490 Yes. 169 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,500 The end-sems start tomorrow. 170 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:12,890 And, if I don't get 8 hours of sleep, I can't concentrate. 171 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,430 You're still awake? 172 00:10:15,510 --> 00:10:18,560 Yeah, I didn't finish my syllabus. 173 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,190 Ohh... 174 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:24,340 - But, why did you call? - Actually... 175 00:10:27,890 --> 00:10:29,630 ...to wish you luck . 176 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,500 You could've wished me tomorrow. 177 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,090 Anyway, Thank you. 178 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:37,520 - Same to you. Good night. - I... 179 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,200 Did you tell her that you're in trouble? 180 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:49,690 If she really loves you, then she will call you back... 181 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,440 ...and teach us as well. 182 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,440 Bro... 183 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,290 Let's get real. 184 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:09,320 We'll study for seven hours straight and won't sleep. 185 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:16,110 Behind every engineering graduate in this country, there is always a 'Chirag'... 186 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:20,890 ...who tutors all the assholes in the end, and helps them pass. 187 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,410 The education system of this country is functioning... 188 00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:26,500 ...because of these 'Chirags' and not the professors. 189 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:28,900 So whenever someone loses his 'Chirag'... 190 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,840 ...his plight becomes just like Kapil Sharma without Sunil Grover. 191 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,100 Take them for example. 192 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:37,030 Under the immense pressure, they are turning into Darsheel Safari. 193 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,770 They were never stars, but soon they will crash-land on the ground. 194 00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:56,020 But still, if they study hard during this end time, then as we call it... 195 00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:57,610 They can crack it. 196 00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:00,830 But the problem is that instead of focusing on the present... 197 00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:03,260 ...they will either be stuck in the past... 198 00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:05,910 We should have attended the classes. 199 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,210 Bunking classes doesn't make you cool. 200 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:13,650 I should have compromised when I had the time. 201 00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:16,270 It doesn't make me gay if I do it once. 202 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,160 'Or gets stuck in the future.' 203 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:22,030 I'll make sure I get 100% attendance in the next semester and score 10 points. 204 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:23,940 I hope I get a D this time. 205 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:26,370 I would rather fail then get a D. 206 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,160 It is easy to say. 207 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,990 You'll have to repeat the same course next year with your juniors. 208 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:34,560 When you study with your juniors, no one says it on your face... 209 00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,860 ...but everyone thinks you're a loser. 210 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,980 I, Ram Kishore Chaubisi... 211 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:50,550 ...sole proprietor of Exact Photocopy Centre can lay a bet... 212 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:54,230 ...that they can't study for more than 30 minutes with complete focus. 213 00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:56,700 I mean when the semester began with ragging... 214 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:58,520 ...then it must end with ragging as well. 215 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:04,360 Man...these professors are so pathetic. 216 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:08,490 Teachers at the coaching class tutored so well. They worked hard... 217 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,550 ...and ensured that you understand. 218 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,940 Jhantoo, I hope you remember that you dropped four years before this. 219 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:18,580 So? 220 00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,790 How can he sleep so peacefully? 221 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,010 His father's loaded. 222 00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:27,940 His father was loaded even during the mid-sems. 223 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,540 But he was still scared like a wimp. 224 00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:36,250 He will wake up and study. With a fresh mind. 225 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:40,990 I think I'll take a power nap as well. 226 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,870 I'll study once I'm fresh. 227 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:44,560 Don't sleep, because you won't wake up. 228 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:48,140 I am not sleeping, just a nap. Wake me up. 229 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:50,540 - Just wake me up. - Okay, fine. 230 00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:55,390 Didn't I say? 231 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:59,920 Every stupid fool who kept awake the entire semester... 232 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,550 ...will feel sleepy tonight. 233 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,250 This five-minute nap has ruined many careers. 234 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,980 I'll check on Quora how to finish the entire syllabus in one night. 235 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:15,710 I am sure some idiot has asked this question and answered it himself. 236 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:28,460 Jhantoo..a guy here says, don't see what questions are being asked. 237 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,070 Just write whatever you know. 238 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,250 You get step marking anyways. 239 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:34,970 Great. 240 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,100 Another guy writes... 241 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,250 You must revise last years question paper. 242 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,410 Similar questions are ought to come. 243 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:49,040 Another guy writes...Neil Armstrong didn't land on the moon. 244 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,450 What... 245 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:54,590 Jhantoo, check this out. 246 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:58,130 Watch the full video on Youtube. 247 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:02,960 The moon landing was a fake and was shot by Stanley Kubrick. 248 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,210 When Sir Tim Berners Lee invented the internet... 249 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:08,460 ...he thought it will bring people closer. 250 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:12,700 But now it's the internet that doesn't let people pass. 251 00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:27,040 Jhantoo..no matter what, Alia is cute. 252 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,430 I wish my Akanksha had the same looks. 253 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,040 Akku. 254 00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:45,620 It's 3 am. 255 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,330 It's 3 am. 256 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,730 Oh fuck. 257 00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:52,110 Jhantoo 258 00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:55,630 Jhantoo 259 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,160 Wake up. 260 00:15:57,410 --> 00:15:59,030 - Jhantoo Jhantoo - I am not saying no, sir. 261 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:01,120 But at least put on a condom first. 262 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,040 What are you blabbering? 263 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,070 Jhantoo, it's been an hour, wake up. 264 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,320 Wake up. Come on, wake up. 265 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,880 You guys are not letting me sleep. 266 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,800 You'll ruin my exam. 267 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,060 Asshole, why are you sleeping? 268 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,960 Do you know which one is smaller, epsilon or delta? 269 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,500 Do you know the difference between 'Sequence' and 'series'? 270 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,510 I'll just go and write. 271 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:24,910 He'll just go and write. 272 00:16:24,990 --> 00:16:26,610 - Listen, Jhantoo - Yes. 273 00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:30,030 I read on Quora that we should review last year's question papers. 274 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,690 Yeah. So let's go ask someone to explain that to us. 275 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,040 Do you have the question paper? 276 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,520 Last year's question paper? 277 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:40,870 I haven't seen it anywhere. 278 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:43,630 I don't think it's available. 279 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,270 Maybe one of the seniors have it? 280 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,210 101? No chance. 281 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,320 101? 282 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,110 Give me a copy as well if you find it. 283 00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:56,650 I failed last year. 284 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:03,050 I don't have the paper, but LinAl weightage was 60% 285 00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:07,130 Here you go. Use this. 286 00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,510 LinAl what? 287 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,330 Let it be, son. Let it be. 288 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,050 You won't find the paper anywhere. 289 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:21,920 Dumru took it back. 290 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:24,570 Why do they take the papers back? 291 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,560 He's a lazy bone. Every year he sets the same question paper. 292 00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:32,720 He's absolutely right. 293 00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:36,530 If he has taken the paper back, then he definitely sets the same paper again. 294 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,250 Many professors do that. 295 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,570 But why do they do that? 296 00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:41,580 It saves the professor hard work to make new question papers every year... 297 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,200 ...and the TAs don't have to find solutions. 298 00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:47,050 I am sure the professors know it by heart now. 299 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,580 And the TA as well. 300 00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:58,040 Jaat. 301 00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:01,110 Jaat. 302 00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:03,770 Jaat. 303 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,440 What's the matter? 304 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,460 What do you want now? 305 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:12,950 Forgive me for whatever I said earlier. 306 00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:15,170 I am a month younger than you. 307 00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:19,020 Then listen to your older brother's request. Okay? 308 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:24,310 That Damru sets the same question paper every year. 309 00:18:24,510 --> 00:18:26,070 And your brother, who's his assistant... 310 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:27,280 - What's his name? - Janardhan. 311 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,900 - Janardhan. - Janardhan. 312 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:31,800 Just let me talk to brother Janardhan once. 313 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,190 He must have the paper. 314 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:34,570 Out of the question. 315 00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:37,050 Please do it. Who does that with his older brother? 316 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:40,580 Villager. Bull brain. Ignorant. 317 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:43,650 I take my words back. 318 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:47,730 Fine, I'll make you speak to him. 319 00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,120 Yes. 320 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:51,940 Tell me. 321 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:55,830 royaljanardhan@natti.asc.in 322 00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:56,980 All in small. 323 00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,320 We're not going to email him now. 324 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,620 Then go to his room and ask him to call me. 325 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,130 Best idea. 326 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,960 Just call him once. 327 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,240 Okay. 328 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,110 Give me his number. 329 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,700 I don't have his number. 330 00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:25,170 Why don't you have his number? 331 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:28,180 Because TAs don't give their number. 332 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:32,100 - Email only. - That's only for others. 333 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,130 But he knows you. 334 00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,310 We meet every day on the ground. 335 00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:37,710 I even took a selfie yesterday. 336 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,170 Let's go to his room. 337 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,110 Where does he stay? 338 00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:43,240 - I don't know. - What the fuck. 339 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,720 You're joking, aren't you? 340 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,090 He's joking. 341 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:52,900 The man I talk to every day, why would I need his room number? 342 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:54,700 Tell me. 343 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:58,850 You meet a man from your native place in this unfamiliar city... 344 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,880 ...who happens to be the TA of your course and you even meet him every day. 345 00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:06,510 You don't bother to know his phone number or his room number? 346 00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:10,220 Yet with full confidence, you said you will introduce him to us. 347 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:15,100 I give those words back to you. 348 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:16,400 You are... No, wait. 349 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:20,710 You are a dumb, villager, ignorant, bloody... 350 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,220 Shall we make chits? 351 00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,530 What are we going to write in the chits? 352 00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:33,650 We don't even know what's important. 353 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,760 I'm going to smoke a cigarette and sleep. 354 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,270 I am tired as well. 355 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,430 I am not giving tomorrow's exam. 356 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,490 Let them fail us if they want to. 357 00:20:49,570 --> 00:20:50,730 How long will they do it? 358 00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:54,120 I always believe in learning at my own speed. 359 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:58,220 Yeah, how can we become engineers studying half-heartedly? 360 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,550 And not like the fake landing on the moon. 361 00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:03,810 I want to actually land on it. 362 00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:05,720 'Go on.' 363 00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:07,510 You believe in them too. 364 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:11,310 The philosophers inside these engineers are going to awaken. 365 00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:13,490 These bloody lads... 366 00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:16,680 ...who can't even clear MTH101 will soon start discussing... 367 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,710 ...on everything like Bill Gates to Zuckerburg... 368 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:24,140 ...from the drop out to startups, and from passion... 369 00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:25,960 ...to the higher purpose of life. 370 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,070 Chotu, close it properly. 371 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,720 Did you hide the glue sticks? 372 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,830 Those glue addicts try to break in. 373 00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:35,000 Yeah...the message in '3 Idiots' was correct. 374 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,660 'Chase excellence, not success.' 375 00:21:37,890 --> 00:21:40,650 Right. I mean we'll repeat the year if we have to. 376 00:21:40,730 --> 00:21:42,340 - But we'll learn properly. - Yes. 377 00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:44,080 After all, we're the future of the nation. 378 00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:44,820 Correct. 379 00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,120 And even Rakhi will be with us next year. 380 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,400 Right, Rakhi? 381 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:52,970 What's wrong, buddy? What are you thinking? 382 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,200 What can I say? 383 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:05,650 Maybe you feel that by understanding the concept quickly... 384 00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:09,140 ...by asking, or by mugging up, you're not learning anything. 385 00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:13,410 But you're learning to handle pressure. 386 00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:17,620 I don't know what's important to learn in life. 387 00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:21,260 Concept or to handle pressure. 388 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,090 You want to study again next year. 389 00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:29,240 But you can do that even by passing the exam tomorrow. 390 00:22:32,030 --> 00:22:34,660 Today under pressure you will shift your goal... 391 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,840 ...then tomorrow you might achieve your goal. 392 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:39,930 But you will never learn how to handle pressure. 393 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:44,210 Maybe college wants to teach us that. 394 00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:47,100 Rakhi.. 395 00:22:49,050 --> 00:22:50,970 ...have you been smoking cigarettes or something else? 396 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,990 Where did you learn these things? 397 00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:55,870 Buzzfeed? 398 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:59,890 No, from my entrance exams. 399 00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:05,480 I didn't fail because I didn't know. 400 00:23:07,190 --> 00:23:09,440 I was under pressure, I was nervous. 401 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,440 But this time... 402 00:23:17,510 --> 00:23:20,040 Janardhan's room must be in the Ph.D. hostel. 403 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,730 - 6 blocks. - 18 wings. 404 00:23:22,810 --> 00:23:24,240 We have two hours. 405 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:27,810 But if we wake someone up now, we'll definitely get beaten up. 406 00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:29,580 I have a solution for that. 407 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:30,900 Let's go. 408 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,470 What are you doing? 409 00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:44,750 There is no Ph.D. student... 410 00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:47,790 ...who has completed his thesis without an 84mm. 411 00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:48,790 Let's go. 412 00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:52,740 Hello, sir. 413 00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:55,180 Sir, here is a free cigarette for you. 414 00:23:57,010 --> 00:23:59,290 Sir, do you know Janardhan from the Maths department. 415 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,350 Thank you and no. 416 00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:08,770 Thank God I found you, brother Janardhan. 417 00:24:08,850 --> 00:24:11,420 I am Jatin Kishore. 4th year, first sem. 418 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,610 Best friend of Rupesh Bhati, from Rohtak. 419 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,050 That's not him. 420 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,270 Assholes. All Ph.D. students look the same. 421 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,810 I don't smoke. 422 00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:28,190 That's why you haven't completed your Ph.D. yet. 423 00:24:28,330 --> 00:24:29,930 You should smoke. 424 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:32,150 It's good for concentration. 425 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:36,390 Do you know Mr. Janardhan? 426 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:41,930 - Jaat guy from Rohtak. - Yes, him. 427 00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:43,960 Third last room in the row. 428 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,500 Thanks. 429 00:25:35,730 --> 00:25:39,040 You guys ruined my sleep last night. 430 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:44,080 Jhantoo, if we couldn't get the question paper... 431 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,560 ...after finding Janardhan's room. 432 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,480 It means even God doesn't want us to pass. 433 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,290 Okay. Let's go. 434 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,410 Great... 435 00:26:01,570 --> 00:26:03,390 Both of you are so brave! 436 00:26:03,470 --> 00:26:06,610 You even got to brother Janardhan's room. 437 00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:08,270 To E16. 438 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,570 Yes, I knew his room number and phone number. 439 00:26:14,910 --> 00:26:17,930 But I didn't want to trouble Janardhan at that hour. 440 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,120 And I wanted to trouble you two. 441 00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:22,130 Do you have the question paper as well? 442 00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:23,480 No, I don't have that. 443 00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:26,320 And why do you need the question paper? 444 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,140 - Jaat. - Yes. 445 00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:32,130 Do you know that the same question paper comes each year? 446 00:26:32,150 --> 00:26:32,790 Yes. 447 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,820 We could've solved that paper in advance. 448 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:36,540 Get good marks. 449 00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:38,490 Then get a good job after CPI. 450 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,320 And then buy a nice house, a nice car... 451 00:26:40,370 --> 00:26:42,810 ...and a nice wife after plastic surgery once we earn lots of money. 452 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,300 Understood? 453 00:26:47,450 --> 00:26:50,340 But why do you need a question paper for all that? 454 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,140 You'll end up writing the answers and not the questions. 455 00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:10,570 I took the answer sheet from brother Janardhan. 456 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,300 Now we're going to top. 457 00:27:12,570 --> 00:27:14,560 We wont even need to find a solution. 458 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,870 Jaat! 459 00:27:16,130 --> 00:27:17,850 This guy is a gem! 460 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:19,750 Close the door. Close the door. 461 00:27:19,910 --> 00:27:21,190 - Huh? - Close the door. 462 00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:25,510 Now I will even let you fuck my ass. 463 00:27:25,590 --> 00:27:28,080 Brother, you're not satisfied yet after getting fucked all night. 464 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,050 Don't let this go out of this room. 465 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:32,290 Of course not. 466 00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:38,190 "I am on my way." 467 00:27:38,270 --> 00:27:43,160 "I am on my way." 468 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,980 How to find the tertiary limit? 469 00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:49,540 Through Bolzano Weierstrass theorem. 470 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,900 Don't panic, you know everything. 471 00:28:03,370 --> 00:28:07,270 No uncle, I'll handle it. Don't talk to papa. 472 00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:10,110 Or he'll give you a few whacks as well. 473 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,310 Don't you remember how he screwed you the last time? 474 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,890 Learn this. This will come for 20 marks. 475 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,160 Bro, don't be scared of exams. 476 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,320 Be a man. 477 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,600 Who is running? I am going to give the exam. 478 00:28:39,990 --> 00:28:42,640 I have notes. I will revise till the last minute. 479 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,720 Get lost! 480 00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:49,650 No one else is responsible for my death. 481 00:28:50,710 --> 00:28:52,100 Your's sincerely... 482 00:28:53,590 --> 00:28:55,090 Just learn this question. 483 00:28:55,590 --> 00:28:57,480 This will come for 20 marks. 484 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,680 'After noticing the children's face in the exam hall, you can guess...' 485 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,000 '...who's going to do what after they go out.' 486 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,660 'The ones who are struggling...' 487 00:29:15,690 --> 00:29:17,630 '...will discuss the paper once they are out...' 488 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,680 '...and these guys are going to give the answers...' 489 00:29:19,770 --> 00:29:21,210 '...who are cracking it' 490 00:29:21,290 --> 00:29:22,990 'Look at their confidence.' 491 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:37,870 Son, your question paper. 492 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,310 Don't need it. 493 00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:42,420 I mean I need it. Sorry, sir. 494 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:48,290 'Nights before the exam prepare the boys for life.' 495 00:29:49,060 --> 00:29:50,460 'After leaving this college...' 496 00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:53,240 '...whether these bright students pass any other exam or not...' 497 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:57,150 '...but they will never fear any exam again.' 498 00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:58,000 Yes, sir... 499 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,920 Yes, sir, the paper was very tough. 500 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,560 Even the time was very less. Ravi Teja found it very difficult, sir. 501 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,880 - Yes, sir. - Calm down. 502 00:30:04,230 --> 00:30:07,240 I changed the paper after a long time, so even I have no idea. 503 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,380 But I will give grace marks. 504 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,380 Asshole. 505 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:14,180 You so confidently said that it will come for 20 marks. 506 00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:17,330 You even ruined my suicide note. Bloody... 507 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:24,070 What now? 508 00:30:25,130 --> 00:30:28,430 We'll get half a mark for neatness. 509 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,190 - Jaat. - Yes. 510 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,450 Brother Janardhan checks the papers, doesn't he?