1
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Come on! Everyone take
your dick in your hand.

2
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Bloody Da Vinci, are you
going to ask for extra shade now?

3
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It’s not too long...

4
00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:40,260
It’s not going to be too long.

5
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I've googled this.

6
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India comes on number
16 on the global penis index.

7
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And anyway, everyone was told that the
upper limit should be only 7 inches.

8
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No, sir. I was making the mole.

9
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Asshole.

10
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Are you going to put a
shade of lipstick on the tip?

11
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What the hell is this?

12
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Too ambitious. 4/10.

13
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Is that a dick or a beaker?

14
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Anaconda.

15
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5/10.

16
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6/10 bro. What’s wrong with it?

17
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We had discussed this already.

18
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I saw it.

19
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Bloody Picasso,
what the hell is this?

20
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You were supposed to draw a dick,
not your selfie.

21
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He ruined my mood completely.

22
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Not that bad actually.
Not bad.

23
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- Scope for improvement.
- Decent. Decent.

24
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This will go for rechecking.

25
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Who made this?

26
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10/10.

27
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For your honesty, bitch.

28
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This is unfair.

29
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My marks were cut.

30
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From now on no one will know
you by your faces in this hostel.

31
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For the next 10 days, this
will be your identity on the campus.

32
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You will stick this on your back.

33
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Screwed!

34
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Screwed!

35
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Freshie, sitting in the library.

36
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You thought there will
no ragging in the library.

37
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Smart boy, wrong choice.

38
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Ravi Teja can smell
freshers from miles away.

39
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Let’s do one thing.

40
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We’ll both go to my room.

41
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Sit next to each other
and turn on the laptop.

42
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And...enjoy.

43
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What?

44
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The thing that starts
with a P and ends with ORN.

45
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And at the end,
I want to lick my fingers.

46
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So salty.

47
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What?

48
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POPCORN.

49
00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:04,660
Come on, girls,
Teja, is ragging a fresher.

50
00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:07,110
- Freshers get ragged.
- Exactly.

51
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Go and talk to him.

52
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Absolutely not.
I am scared of Ravi Teja.

53
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I am not as scary as I look.

54
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I’m much more.

55
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Unfortunately, whenever
I see a female I want to have sex.

56
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But no one gives it to me.

57
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What?

58
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The thing that starts
with a C and ends with T.

59
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CONSENT.

60
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You can’t rag without consent, Teja.

61
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Yes.

62
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And if we complain about
this you’ll be facing DISCO.

63
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DISCO?

64
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Yeah... Disciplinary Committee.

65
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And once the DISCO starts

66
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it won’t stop
before spreading chaos.

67
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It's all written here
in the anti-ragging dossier.

68
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You guys will complain to the DISCO.
Who will believe you guys?

69
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You guys rag freshers too.

70
00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:02,590
Are you mad, Teja?
I never ragged anyone.

71
00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,780
And girls never rag anyone.

72
00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:06,860
Because we value consent.

73
00:04:06,950 --> 00:04:10,780
And I even filed a petition on
change.org against Kabir Singh.

74
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Kabir Singh? Who is this new guy?

75
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Fuck! You...

76
00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,860
Move aside.
You haven’t seen Kabir Singh?

77
00:04:15,950 --> 00:04:17,700
- No.
- Come on. Give me your phone.

78
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If he doesn't watch it then
how will he vote on the petition?

79
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Watch it now.

80
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Yes. Come, Preeti.

81
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- Sorry.
- Mohit. Mohit Panda.

82
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What?

83
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Girls, we rescued a Panda today.

84
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Come, Panda. Sorry, Mohit.

85
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Come.

86
00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:38,110
Kabir Singh...seeing.

87
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If anyone rags you,
put in a complaint.

88
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It's a responsibility and not power.

89
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You might not get a
single intro if you do this.

90
00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:52,910
People might lock
you in the bathroom.

91
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Or stick a note on your
back that says "Asshole".

92
00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:00,150
But you still have to
uphold this responsibility

93
00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:03,110
because complaining is
the second-best form of helping.

94
00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,180
And best...

95
00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,700
Laughter yoga. I practise a lot.

96
00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:13,990
But complaint should be in return

97
00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:15,510
for action to be taken.

98
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That's why there is a format
for complaint in the dossier.

99
00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:19,630
Dossier?

100
00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:23,820
Didn’t you read the anti-ragging
dossier before joining the institute?

101
00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,340
Here. Read it today.

102
00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:32,510
You read all the terms and conditions
before installing any app on your phone.

103
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- You do, don’t you?
- Yes.

104
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Read it.

105
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Udipi. More bread.

106
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Quickly.

107
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He’s Udipi. He’s a senior.

108
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He used to rag innocent juniors.

109
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So under sub-clause 21 section 8,
he's doing community service.

110
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Community service.
Easy way to atone.

111
00:05:58,910 --> 00:05:59,780
Udipi.

112
00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:07,820
So Udipi, what moral lesson
did you learn from this punishment?

113
00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:11,070
Those who dig graves
for others falls themselves.

114
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Thank you.

115
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Go.

116
00:06:15,030 --> 00:06:17,260
See...he learned his lesson.

117
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But don't worry.
I will duly train you.

118
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- Sir...
- Take your pants off.

119
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Take it off.

120
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Can’t I do it without taking it off?

121
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Listen, mama-mama bread.

122
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Is it my fault that Superman used to
wear his underwear over his pants?

123
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Is it my fault?
It’s not. Then just do as I said.

124
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Wear it now.

125
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What will you do
on your wedding night?

126
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Martha...asshole.

127
00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:43,030
Take it off.

128
00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:44,470
Hey 50% off.

129
00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:46,860
Why are you laughing?

130
00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:48,340
Come and kneel down here.

131
00:06:48,510 --> 00:06:49,990
Kneel down here.

132
00:06:55,150 --> 00:06:57,470
I said kneel down.
Don’t mimic Shahrukh.

133
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Dickhead.

134
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Let me show you.

135
00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:07,740
Don't call me sir.

136
00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:09,550
Why don’t you give some eggs too?

137
00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:15,990
Comedy Nights is going here right?

138
00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:18,070
I am Gutthi

139
00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:24,660
Bloody assholes.
This is a pathetic batch.

140
00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:29,510
We'll have to show them
porn for 24-hours in a row.

141
00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:30,950
- Right.
- Only then will they learn.

142
00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:32,910
Are you serious? Do you mean it?
Thank you.

143
00:07:32,990 --> 00:07:36,340
Look Ronnie Sin...with
your hands tied behind your back.

144
00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:37,550
Now say thank you.

145
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Give yourself a blowjob.

146
00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:42,260
Run! Run!

147
00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:44,110
Run! Run!

148
00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:50,740
Do whatever you want,
come to my room

149
00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:53,430
Do you own the hostel asshole?

150
00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:20,910
People ask us DISCO guys why
ragging happens in the first place.

151
00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:23,150
But there’s a simple answer for it.

152
00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:24,870
GKK Syndrome.

153
00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:27,030
Meaning Gali Ka Kutta Syndrome.

154
00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:29,750
Let’s assume you’re
a common mongrel

155
00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:34,150
who wanders from pillar
to post in your neighbourhood.

156
00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,710
You’ve such a useless existence,
don’t you?

157
00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:39,500
Sad life.

158
00:08:40,910 --> 00:08:43,220
These seniors are like those dogs.

159
00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:46,300
Forget about their home,
neighbourhood, or school

160
00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:48,540
even customer care
never showed them any respect.

161
00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:54,670
But their existence gets a purpose

162
00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:58,380
when some biker or freshie
enters their neighbourhood

163
00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:00,380
and they chase after him.

164
00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:04,620
If the biker stops there’s
nothing these dogs can do.

165
00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:09,300
But these bikers never stop
or complain to the municipality.

166
00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,220
They keep running.

167
00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:15,070
And you know,
this GKK Syndrome is very common.

168
00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:17,220
Very common.
It's found in most places.

169
00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:22,750
Like your PT teacher, HR Manager,
uncle, and...even in religion.

170
00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:30,910
Now if someone begs or pleads in front
of a purposeless, useless entity

171
00:09:31,790 --> 00:09:33,300
then it’s going to be fun for him.

172
00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,420
7/10.

173
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:07,300
I always got A+ in
my art class as a kid.

174
00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:09,710
If sir finds out this
is how I am using my talent...

175
00:10:09,790 --> 00:10:13,150
I don't understand why they print the
anti-ragging dossier in the first place.

176
00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,910
Why don't they add
to the college motto

177
00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,910
that each man for himself.

178
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:20,300
And where is this bastard taking us?

179
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:26,540
Where there’s a supervillain like
Kilvish, there is also Shaktimaan.

180
00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:27,830
Come on.

181
00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:33,150
If some boys got drunk
and peed on your desk

182
00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:35,070
then are you going to fine them?

183
00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:39,260
As the hostel president, I am
firing you from the warden's post.

184
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,540
Sir is the hostel president.
Mukesh Khanna.

185
00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:44,500
Money?

186
00:10:44,670 --> 00:10:47,180
I am Mukesh Khanna not Ambani.

187
00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:49,580
I don't understand
the language of money.

188
00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:53,340
130 rupees.
Fine, send me through UPI.

189
00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:57,990
Sir...

190
00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:04,620
So you guys didn’t
get breakfast either.

191
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,580
Ragging? In this hostel?

192
00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:13,990
When I am around?

193
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,870
What’s the problem?

194
00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:19,220
Sir, they are giving us a headache.

195
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,500
They haven’t given us an intro yet.

196
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,380
Maybe, but they all voted for me.

197
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:25,580
So I cannot do anything.

198
00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:27,500
Quietly keep getting ragged or...

199
00:11:28,990 --> 00:11:30,670
Don't they know about Brexit?

200
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:31,540
Brexit?

201
00:11:31,790 --> 00:11:32,710
Bra exit.

202
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,070
You’ve to quietly sneak
in the girl’s hostel at night

203
00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:36,830
and steal the girl’s bra.

204
00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,580
And become the hero of Race 3.

205
00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,070
And this bra...

206
00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,790
I mean whichever girl’s
bra you’ll steal

207
00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:47,950
will be hung in the
Victoria Chamber of Secrets.

208
00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:53,990
Go tonight at 9 pm after in-time.

209
00:11:54,070 --> 00:11:56,220
I'll wait for you here
with the entire wing.

210
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,030
Either you get the
bra or get ragged.

211
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:20,220
Quickly find Victoria’s
secret and get out.

212
00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:23,790
But how will we know
which bra is of Victoria?

213
00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:25,180
And more thing.

214
00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:27,620
Where’s the brand name
written on Victoria’s Secret?

215
00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,300
Is that the secret?

216
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:32,180
Assholes.
It’s written on the bra’s strap.

217
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,710
And on the helm of
the sports bra. Okay.

218
00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:39,500
This is what happens when the entire
generation watches porn instead of FTV.

219
00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,070
Dickheads all of you.

220
00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:49,380
Hey.

221
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:55,990
Victoria’s Secret.

222
00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:59,340
Must belong to a hot gal.

223
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:01,300
Take it off.

224
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,340
My girlfriend has already told me.

225
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,380
Someday I’ll definitely get in
trouble trying to take off the bra.

226
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:09,710
Sir, what if we get caught?

227
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:15,110
Don't worry about it.
Two girls will handle everything.

228
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,910
One of them is my girlfriend.

229
00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:20,950
And the other is my ex-girlfriend.

230
00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:30,990
Bra.

231
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:37,420
Bloody perverts.

232
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,180
It’s sister-in-law.

233
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,070
That's Mukesh Khanna’s
ex and she’s his present.

234
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:43,260
He said they will handle everything.

235
00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:44,750
Will you handle everything,
sister-in-law?

236
00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:47,500
Of course.
We’ll handle everything.

237
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,540
But first, take off your
t-shirts. Come on.

238
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:56,750
I don’t think Mukesh Khanna will like
it if he finds out, sister-in-law.

239
00:13:58,030 --> 00:14:00,220
Take your t-shirt off, dickheads.

240
00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:07,110
Hostel life is full of exertion.
So here’s our best friend.

241
00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:08,710
Balm.

242
00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:11,710
Don't speak like diploma people.
He has a name.

243
00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:13,620
Methyl Salicylate.
What's it called?

244
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,790
Methyl Salicylate.

245
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,540
Good. Fast learner.

246
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:21,220
And yes, students must
always have this with them.

247
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:24,580
Dettol, bandages,
cotton, enema tube, Odomos.

248
00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:25,420
Enema tube.

249
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,790
You’re so naive.

250
00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,620
It's easy to swallow mess food.

251
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,340
But coming out is
the real challenge.

252
00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:35,750
So...

253
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:47,070
Use only what you need.

254
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,620
Bernie Sanders says student
debt is a serious problem.

255
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,790
But pay for me now and
I’ll pay you back later.

256
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,300
I didn’t bring my wallet.

257
00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,110
My Victoria.

258
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,420
Come.

259
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:13,150
Shy guy...

260
00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:15,030
Jhantoo's

261
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:18,620
He's your dinner. Go and enjoy.

262
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:23,500
- Come on.
- Forgive me.

263
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,150
It was a mistake.

264
00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:27,870
I don't know even
know what a bra is.

265
00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,830
- Come on.
- I thought it’s a catapult.

266
00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:38,420
You came to steal Mukti’s bra. Huh.

267
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,540
Do you know the effort
it takes to buy a bra?

268
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,110
Wait for three months
for the sale to begin.

269
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,580
- Dozens of trips to the mall.
- Sister...

270
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:47,870
- Wait in the queue.
- Sister...

271
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:49,910
- You don’t even get your size...
- Sister!

272
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,420
You’re missing the point.

273
00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,710
You came to steal Mukti’s bra. Huh.

274
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:59,750
Then you must behave similarly with
mom and sister, you fucking perverts.

275
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:04,910
No. Today you’ve resorted to this,
tomorrow you’ll touch anyone you want!

276
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:08,670
What is this? Take it off.

277
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,710
You like objectifying girls,
don’t you?

278
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:15,830
Okay, then.

279
00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:17,870
Come on.

280
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,300
Where?

281
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:28,830
Now you can’t download
games or open porn sites.

282
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:34,110
Now your roommates can
never do what they did with me.

283
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:35,710
What?

284
00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:39,580
They replaced my study material
with their study material.

285
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:43,180
When I used to type titration,
it used to show results for tits.

286
00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:49,260
This is for next time, okay.

287
00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:53,670
Limited edition, top-of-the-line,
noise cancellation headphones.

288
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,830
Now the outside world
cannot bother you.

289
00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:00,070
Not even music.

290
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:04,260
Let the wingies party all night, but
your sleep won’t get disturbed. Come on.

291
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,710
Come on.

292
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:10,910
Come on.

293
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,790
Asshole.

294
00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:19,750
Let me explain to you again.

295
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,420
You’re the boy,
you’re the girl, and you...

296
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,260
are the condom.

297
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,540
Clear?

298
00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:31,670
Girls. Girls. Girls.

299
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:34,830
Don’t cry. Don’t cry.

300
00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:38,670
Only we girls cry while having sex.

301
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,070
You can’t cry.
Be a man!

302
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,460
Don't cry.

303
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,460
You dick...lie down.

304
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,220
Lie down.

305
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,710
Come on, lie down.

306
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:53,460
Lie down!

307
00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:00,830
Now, spread your legs!

308
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,460
Sit.

309
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,030
Yeah...

310
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,420
And get on with it.

311
00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:12,500
"Embrace me tight..."

312
00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:22,910
Easy tiger.

313
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,420
This is no fun.

314
00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:28,990
Thing is...

315
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:31,620
Doggy style!

316
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,260
- Come on.
- Make like a dog.

317
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:45,710
Wait...he doesn’t know
how to make like a dog.

318
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,460
Come on, get on your knees.

319
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:58,830
And you, hold his hair. Go ahead.

320
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,500
Go for it.

321
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,260
Very good.

322
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:12,380
Yeah...that’s right. Go for it.

323
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:16,500
Good job.

324
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:25,300
Yeah...

325
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,750
Sorry, ma'am, I can't do this.

326
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,950
I came to the college for a job,
not to give blowjobs.

327
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:38,950
Bloody pimp, I’ve said this before.

328
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,620
Consent.

329
00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:41,950
Exactly.

330
00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:46,420
Is this your first time?

331
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:54,110
Come on, girls.
This is his first time.

332
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:57,870
Before you do anything ask the girl

333
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:01,830
whether she wants to wear a condom
or not, does she want to do it or not?

334
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,460
Do you want to wear a condom?

335
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,380
No.

336
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:12,030
He didn’t want a condom,
and you guys are wasting your time.

337
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:13,830
Let it be.

338
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,710
This batch is pathetic.

339
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:20,380
Bloody dickheads.
Let’s leave them with the warden.

340
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,110
- Come on.
- No, ma’am. Please listen to me.

341
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,500
We did this because the
seniors told us to do so.

342
00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:30,380
We had no idea that the
girl's hostel is like this.

343
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:31,750
I see...

344
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:36,500
So tell me how is a girl’s hostel.

345
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:38,710
Pillow fight.

346
00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:39,990
Catfight.

347
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,460
Makeout.

348
00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:44,420
Ahh, makeout.

349
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,790
We kiss and caress in the hostel.

350
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,540
You want another chance, don’t you?

351
00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:52,910
Yes.

352
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,180
Fine, given.

353
00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:59,340
We’ll ask you a question.
If you answer it correctly

354
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,710
then you’ll get
the bra you came for.

355
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:04,710
And on top of that

356
00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:09,260
Napu and I will kiss too.
Lip to lip.

357
00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:10,620
And tongue.

358
00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:15,460
But if your answer is wrong.

359
00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:19,180
There's going to be
kissing alright...same.

360
00:21:19,710 --> 00:21:22,420
But between you two.

361
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:23,870
Girls, fair?

362
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,380
Yeah.

363
00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:26,420
Okay.

364
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,300
Fine.

365
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:33,300
Well, you know a lot about girls,
don’t you?

366
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:34,260
So tell me...

367
00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,950
where is the labia situated?

368
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,150
Ma'am...

369
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,910
Asshole, you could’ve
said no if you didn’t know.

370
00:21:52,990 --> 00:21:55,260
Why did you have to say
it’s a country in Africa?

371
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:58,500
If my girlfriend finds
out she will screw...you.

372
00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:00,990
And if you brought vaseline
from home, why didn’t you apply it?

373
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:01,870
You wanted to have fun, didn’t you?

374
00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:04,220
I didn't know these girls
will turn out to be two-timing.

375
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,340
And let’s get out of here quietly.

376
00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:07,870
- We’ll deal with presi tomorrow.
- But Rakhi.

377
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,380
Screw Rakhi.
He’s still worried about Rakhi.

378
00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:23,030
Where is the bra?

379
00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:25,150
We couldn’t get it, sir.

380
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:30,830
I want my bra in my room right now!

381
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,460
I sent you idiots to get the bra

382
00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:37,150
instead, you were sticking
your tongue in each other.

383
00:22:37,870 --> 00:22:41,340
Since ’95 there hasn’t been
a single kiss in this hostel.

384
00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:45,580
And no one thought this
is how it’s going to be.

385
00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:46,910
It's all my fault.

386
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,870
I gave the wrong answer.

387
00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,030
I didn’t know what a labia.

388
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:54,500
That's basic knowledge, man!
Labia is a country in Africa.

389
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,540
Rupesh Bhatti.

390
00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,540
How dare you send three
guys to a girl's hostel.

391
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:03,500
When the deal was for four.

392
00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:09,830
Akanksha.

393
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,710
Akanksha Thakur. Second-year.

394
00:23:12,110 --> 00:23:13,870
Go ahead. She’s giving her intro.

395
00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:16,790
And why just her.
Here’s my intro as well.

396
00:23:16,870 --> 00:23:18,870
Rupesh Bhatti. Second-year.

397
00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:23,260
D 69. I am not the president yet...but
I will become the president someday.

398
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:25,380
Of the Haryana Farmer’s
Welfare Association.

399
00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:28,110
Ankit Pandey, aka DOPA.

400
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,710
The hentai king of his hostel.

401
00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:32,150
They must be returning from
the girl’s hostel any minute.

402
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:33,220
Put on your clothes.

403
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:35,750
Mukesh Khanna, you?

404
00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:37,420
You know them, bro.

405
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:44,830
Now you all got your intros.
Are you happy?

406
00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:46,710
Got yourself embarrassed. Judged us.

407
00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:49,110
Now if any senior asks you

408
00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:51,830
then tell him that
you have Jhaantoo’s intro.

409
00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:53,030
What?

410
00:23:53,110 --> 00:23:54,260
Jhaantoo...sir.

411
00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:59,030
Other than that for cigrette, alcohol,
DOPA recommended award winning porn

412
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:04,300
or any information to control a bull
or a cow that’s gone out of limit

413
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:05,300
only then will you
come to this room.

414
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,420
Got it.
Now get lost bitches.

415
00:24:08,870 --> 00:24:11,300
- Get out. Get lost.
- Come on.

416
00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,830
By the way,
this time you chose nice boys.

417
00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:17,990
Thanks.

418
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:22,340
Guys, guys, let’s focus now.

419
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:25,150
Because Chirag's coming and
he'll write a complaint to DISCO...

420
00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:27,710
Come back later.
We’re preparing for ragging.

421
00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:30,870
Yes

422
00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:32,990
even we got the information

423
00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:34,830
that you guys are planning
extensively for ragging.

424
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,460
Someone complained
to DISCO about this room.

425
00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:40,260
All five have to come.

426
00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:41,540
Okay.

427
00:24:41,910 --> 00:24:42,670
Yes.

428
00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:46,950
Fuck DISCO.

429
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:51,260
DISCO will say sequel on
anyone and we’ll let the rest go.

430
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,950
So they will call you one by one.

431
00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:55,790
If you don’t give any name to
DISCO they will keep harassing you.

432
00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:58,620
If they put a backlog then
your degree will get extended.

433
00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:00,750
And once your degree gets extended

434
00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:05,300
then you lose the job,
career, and green card.

435
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,180
Then marriage and kids too.

436
00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:10,870
The biological clock
is ticking on you, not them.

437
00:25:11,070 --> 00:25:14,670
But don't get carried away,
maintain your unity.

438
00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:18,220
Most importantly
don’t take any names.

439
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:21,540
And give only one answer
to all their questions.

440
00:25:21,710 --> 00:25:22,500
No, sir.

441
00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:26,150
So you didn’t rag anyone?

442
00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:29,990
I know shagging, sir, but ragging...

443
00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:34,870
So you don’t know what ragging is.

444
00:25:35,830 --> 00:25:37,950
Sir, I’m completely against ragging.

445
00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,300
How?

446
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,070
The same way you rag freshers.

447
00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:48,420
Sir, we girls don’t
even use bad words.

448
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:51,460
Men are assholes, I tell you.

449
00:25:52,710 --> 00:25:54,180
So who was involved in the ragging?

450
00:25:54,790 --> 00:25:58,790
Ma’am, I am pretty certain
it was those three guys.

451
00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:00,910
Especially that Jatin.

452
00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:04,070
Jhantoo?

453
00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:08,110
Yes, sir. I saw it with my own eyes.

454
00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:10,620
Freshers looking
terrorised in front of him.

455
00:26:10,710 --> 00:26:13,340
And this is why we
told you to rag boys

456
00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:16,260
so you can put the blame on them.

457
00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:19,380
Now go quietly and act
like Preeti from Kabir Singh.

458
00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:21,870
You don't know what’s going on.

459
00:26:21,950 --> 00:26:25,500
And ma’am,
we girls want ragging to stop.

460
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,420
They...

461
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:30,220
They steal our bra, ma’am.

462
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,990
They stole Mukti’s Victoria 36D.

463
00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:37,620
Poor thing can’t stop crying.

464
00:26:38,110 --> 00:26:42,110
Victor Secret 36D.
That’s hard to find.

465
00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:43,340
Exactly.

466
00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:49,420
I've been ragging kids for so
many years but never came to this.

467
00:26:49,910 --> 00:26:52,580
Last year Bassi threw the
water cooler from the third floor.

468
00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:54,180
They never summoned him.

469
00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:56,870
Poor girls got stuck
in this mess because of us.

470
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:59,420
It's a good thing
girls got involved too.

471
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,790
Have you ever seen
girls getting suspended?

472
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:02,790
You're right.

473
00:27:02,870 --> 00:27:04,990
They will get us
out of this mess too.

474
00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:06,340
And anyway he’s a bookworm.

475
00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:08,380
Jaat, you won’t understand.

476
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,300
You think you’re smart.

477
00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,340
We'll see you later.

478
00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:19,150
Yes, don't worry about a thing.
We’ll handle this.

479
00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:21,620
Akku...

480
00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:24,540
take care.

481
00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:26,580
And

482
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,460
keep writing.

483
00:27:29,990 --> 00:27:31,150
Nabomita!

484
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,710
Is she getting married?
What do you mean keep writing?

485
00:27:48,030 --> 00:27:50,260
You all have been
suspended for a year.

486
00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,300
And fined Rs. 15,000 each.

487
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,340
Sir...

488
00:27:56,950 --> 00:27:57,750
No sir.

489
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,070
Sir, we're very poor.

490
00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:01,830
Have you seen Swades?

491
00:28:01,910 --> 00:28:03,340
That grandma who doesn’t
have electricity.

492
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,220
She is my grandma, sir.

493
00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:07,750
Sir, my father runs Baba’s Dhaba.

494
00:28:07,830 --> 00:28:09,460
He doesn't get any money for it.

495
00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:12,870
That YouTuber betrayed him, sir.

496
00:28:13,030 --> 00:28:15,910
Sir, that guy Mukesh.
Battling with cancer.

497
00:28:15,990 --> 00:28:17,420
He’s my older brother.

498
00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:19,870
- But isn’t he dead?
- What? He’s dead?

499
00:28:20,790 --> 00:28:24,910
Sir, we don’t even
have money for his funeral.

500
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:30,180
See...isn’t this fun?

501
00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:34,150
Don’t apologise to us.
Call the freshers.

502
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,540
Bro...

503
00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:39,710
We made a big mistake.

504
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:42,580
Please forgive us.

505
00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:46,910
He’s not a fresher.

506
00:28:48,070 --> 00:28:51,870
Asshole, we never ragged you.

507
00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:53,150
Look at his face.

508
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:56,340
I wouldn’t even offer him my
buffalo’s milk forget about ragging.

509
00:28:56,830 --> 00:28:58,070
When did we screw with you?

510
00:28:58,150 --> 00:28:58,870
Sir

511
00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:01,150
it’s not them.

512
00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:03,300
Then who is it?

513
00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:05,670
Chirag Bansal.

514
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:08,460
But he's the head of
our anti-ragging squad.

515
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:13,180
In fact, he’s written this anti-ragging
dossier for this institute.

516
00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:14,260
Exactly.

517
00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:17,580
Yes, sir, It’s him.

518
00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:20,460
He’s made my life hell.

519
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,710
All the other freshers have
started with their hostel life.

520
00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:26,220
But I feel I am back in school.

521
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:28,340
The things he makes me do, sir.

522
00:29:28,910 --> 00:29:29,790
Like what?

523
00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:31,260
Bathe every day.

524
00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:33,580
Change your underwear every day.

525
00:29:34,110 --> 00:29:35,670
And put on a new diaper every day.

526
00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,710
What? Everyday?

527
00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:38,990
Bathe every day?

528
00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:40,950
No, sir. I never forced him, sir.

529
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,620
Sir, he even took
me to the bathroom.

530
00:29:42,870 --> 00:29:44,950
And he stands outside and
listens to the water dropping.

531
00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:46,950
Two days ago,
he was saying that I cheated.

532
00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:49,500
I could hear water falling all the
time. Meaning you didn’t use any soap.

533
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:51,710
It feels like home, sir.

534
00:29:52,150 --> 00:29:53,950
I haven’t started abusing yet, sir.

535
00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:56,340
The other day my roommate
called me the son of a bitch.

536
00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:58,380
And I said you become what you say.

537
00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:00,070
That's not how it’s done, sir.

538
00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:02,220
All my wingmates are getting intro's.

539
00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:04,830
He doesn't let me download
any series from torrents.

540
00:30:04,910 --> 00:30:05,870
Because it’s pirated.

541
00:30:05,950 --> 00:30:08,710
And seniors are showing
live sex to freshers on xhamsters.

542
00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:09,950
Is this ragging?

543
00:30:10,030 --> 00:30:11,830
But their hands are tied, sir.

544
00:30:12,670 --> 00:30:13,990
Oh, God.

545
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:17,580
Boys are going over to
the girl's hostel and dancing.

546
00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:18,710
Kissing.

547
00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:20,070
While I am sitting here
and trying to understand

548
00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:21,340
the configuration
on the motherboard.

549
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:24,260
We're very disappointed
with you, Chirag.

550
00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:29,110
But since the complaint is in
writing we'll have to take action.

551
00:30:30,670 --> 00:30:31,870
Please leave.

552
00:30:33,030 --> 00:30:33,950
Sorry, sir.

553
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:50,420
Sir, would you like some milk?

554
00:30:50,670 --> 00:30:51,950
No, I'll have tea later.

555
00:30:52,030 --> 00:30:53,790
No, thanks.
Bye.

556
00:30:55,950 --> 00:31:00,070
Every dog has its limits.
And he never crosses it.

557
00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:03,620
Whether it's ragging or caring
everything must have a limit.

558
00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:05,380
Not the match-making kind.

559
00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:08,460
If you rag kids,
they can get spoiled.

560
00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:12,670
But if you over-care for them,
things can get worse.

561
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:17,260
As for the juniors, they will adapt
themselves to this environment.

562
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:22,500
If the hostel is a jungle,
then they are a delicate Mowgli.

563
00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:27,340
The courage they need to
survive four years in this jungle

564
00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:29,950
can only be taught by Sher Khan...

565
00:31:30,150 --> 00:31:31,910
I mean the seniors.

566
00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:35,150
Today they are at the bottom.

567
00:31:35,830 --> 00:31:38,220
But tomorrow, they will
be on top of the food chain.

568
00:31:39,150 --> 00:31:41,110
And peace will be
maintained in this jungle.

569
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:45,380
And if not...we're not a
bunch of assholes sitting around.

570
00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:50,380
Even lemon tastes sour today.

571
00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:53,220
You can have it with this piece
of bread because this is sour too.

572
00:31:55,990 --> 00:31:59,620
It's not the cook
but the server's talent.

573
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,910
Hey asshole,
two more pieces of bread.

574
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:05,070
Hurry up.

575
00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:07,030
Did you add salt to dessert as well?

576
00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:07,710
No.

577
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:12,830
I told you...you
rag children too much.

578
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,300
Give me two pieces of bread.

579
00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:20,830
I've told you before, Chirag,
don't rag children without consent.

580
00:32:20,910 --> 00:32:23,790
Leave all that and tell me

581
00:32:23,870 --> 00:32:25,670
did you lund (learn) your lesson.

582
00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:30,990
Yes, one shouldn’t
even care without consent.

583
00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:33,870
Fuck off.

584
00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:39,870
Asshole! Asshole!

585
00:32:39,950 --> 00:32:44,870
From now on,
Chirag will be spelt G A N D U!

586
00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:46,580
Asshole!