1 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,080 Are you sure? 2 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:17,880 100% 3 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,160 After she finishes practise 4 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:21,880 it will your sister-in-law Omwati Sharma's turn. 5 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,600 That Unnati Sharma. 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,560 You should've checked her name, bumpkin. 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,880 Now watch... 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,840 They'll go straight to the canteen from here 9 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,760 get two packets of rice cake and doughnuts. 10 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,400 Then take a power nap in Unnat's room. 11 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,640 Then exactly 7 1/2 minutes later she'll open her window 12 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:40,400 and then close it back again when she sees the guy on the terrace with the binoculars. 13 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,640 The rest is still a mystery. 14 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,840 And another thing 15 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,880 if you propose today, you'll get screwed. 16 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:50,880 That's right. 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,600 Never propose to a girl on a Saturday. 18 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,880 Don't listen to him. 19 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,760 She smiled at you, didn't she? 20 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,400 So don't waste any more time. 21 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,480 I see...you're going to propose to her because she smiled. 22 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,280 And wearing this sport's jersey. 23 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,200 Even Virat had to wear Manyavar's clothes 24 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:08,960 to impress sister-in-law Anushka. 25 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,480 He is right. 26 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,440 And I do have a bridal suite. But no turban. 27 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,720 I think you should introduce yourself to her when she comes here. 28 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,880 I see... Come here. 29 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:20,960 Give your intro. 30 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,480 Imagine...I am Unnati Sharma. 31 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,080 I am wearing a shirt and a crop top. 32 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,920 My blue streak hair is waving in the air. 33 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,160 Even my perfume is intoxicating. 34 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,360 There's Russian red lipstick on my lips. 35 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,240 and right now a sip of slice... 36 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,920 Okay, fine. You guys are getting too emotional. 37 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,920 Fine, let's shake hands. 38 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,720 Are you going to shake hands like this? Asshole. 39 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,160 An impressive handshake only lasts for three seconds. 40 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,040 Just three seconds. 41 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,680 Not a small one like the friend zone 42 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,240 nor creepy like four seconds. 43 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:54,720 One, two, three... 44 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,960 Hi. Unnati Sharma. 45 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,400 - Myself Rupes Bhaati. - That's me. 46 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,280 Now you know how prepared you are. 47 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,800 Go and propose now. 48 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,160 Bro, I think you should practise today 49 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,480 and give your intro tomorrow. 50 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,200 Thank god I stopped you two 51 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,800 otherwise, it would've been really embarrassing. 52 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,720 For you two. 53 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,480 Now get lost. 54 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:22,920 Time for my Gita-Babita to arrive. 55 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,400 Where are you? 56 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,720 Come on, champ. 57 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,080 Come on, come on, you can do it. 58 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,080 Nice bowling, Nice bowling. 59 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,120 Jhantoo is a bastard 60 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,120 but he always takes care of his friends. 61 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,680 Just like that Mark Zuckerburger. 62 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,600 That's Mark Zukerburg. 63 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:46,400 Next. 64 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,040 Unnati's here. Unnati's here. 65 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,880 Who is she waving to? 66 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,720 One, two...three... 67 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,680 That's the impressing handshake. 68 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:03,480 We let him scratch our back but he stabbed us instead. 69 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,800 Rupes Bhaati. 70 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:08,600 First, you come late and then you ogle at females... 71 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,040 Disgusting. 72 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,280 You play cricket for your college, not the Indian team. 73 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,400 Now go rotate the ground for three rounds. 74 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,360 In circle. 75 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,640 Ears on your hand. 76 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,440 Sir, can I be the umpire? I can stand in the sun for four hours. 77 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:34,200 Every batch has one girl which everyone has a crush on. 78 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:37,760 Everyone! 79 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:45,000 Here, bro-code is given more importance than make a code. 80 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,120 What happens in cricket? 81 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,160 When the batsman hits the ball high up in the air 82 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,200 the fielder screams "mine" before taking the catch. 83 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:56,440 And all the fielders move out of his way to avoid a collision. 84 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:02,080 But here, one screamed "mine" and the other's going for the catch. 85 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,160 So collision is inevitable. 86 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,480 Catch. Catch. 87 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,760 - Jaat. Jaat. - You betrayed your friend for a girl. 88 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,720 And I thought Ankit would be the one to betray me first. 89 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,520 Jhantoo never betrays everyone. 90 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,800 I've a bad sperm count, not intentions. 91 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,160 Get lost. 92 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,200 I knew about your intentions 93 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,200 when you were searching for 'bhabhi' on Xvideos. 94 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,680 They all sell oil to increase the size of the dick. 95 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,200 It doesn't work. 96 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,480 My friend bought one. 97 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,040 Look, you don't even like her. 98 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,760 Stop following her. 99 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:39,200 Chirag, I feel you're more intelligent and have more knowledge about girls. 100 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,240 You say. 101 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,400 Jaat, if Unnati has chosen Jhantoo over you 102 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,280 you should respect their feelings and give them your blessings. 103 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,160 You're a dickhead! You know nothing about girls! Sit down! 104 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,520 I saw it myself. She smiled at Jaat first. 105 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,280 His moronic face is bound to make one laugh. 106 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,920 I'll punch your teeth in. 107 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,560 I'll shove you back in the hole you crawled out of. 108 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:02,040 Guys, guys, guys! Let's not fight over a girl. 109 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,320 Always remember. Bros before hoes. 110 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:09,680 Meaning, don't let a girl come between two friends. 111 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,000 Right. 112 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,320 - Between friends. - Get lost. 113 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,360 Asshole. 114 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,400 Can't even clean their teeth and they want to fall in love, dickheads. 115 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,840 Can you get it up or do you need a guy for it? 116 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,440 - Unnati loves you. - I know. 117 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,280 It's okay. It's okay. These things happen. 118 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,600 It happens. 119 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,880 - Don't be so serious. - It's okay. 120 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,880 I'll just go and say I love you. 121 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:48,440 Don't be crazy. 122 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,520 She won't be convinced this way. 123 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,400 You're right. 124 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,160 I'll threaten her that I'll slit my wrist. 125 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,600 What if she says no? 126 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,160 And if you don't slit your wrist then no one will ever take you seriously. 127 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,280 I won't do it myself. I mean... 128 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,920 We must think like girls and not guys. 129 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,040 Yeah... 130 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,960 Then it won't be much of a trouble for you. 131 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,360 What do we need to do? 132 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,120 Why do you say that? 133 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,240 I am standing out here with you, Chirag's still inside. 134 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,640 This is not how it's done. I'll tell you. 135 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,760 Some are good on the inside while some on the outside. 136 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,480 You are neither. 137 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:28,160 Your chances of impressing a girl on this campus 138 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,880 is as slim as your CGP. 139 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,840 One... 140 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,800 You've only one chance 141 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,720 to make her fall in love with you. 142 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,520 And to make love to you. 143 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:46,560 Look Doremon, I always got high and fell in the gutter 144 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,040 but never a vile thing like love. 145 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,920 I am a one-woman man...per night. 146 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,160 What do you mean? 147 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,120 I mean asshole, you guys 148 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,040 start weaving dreams of marrying the girl as soon as you like her picture 149 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,040 and that's enough to make you pre-cum. 150 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,280 Losers. 151 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:06,960 We're just got talking now. Let me play it cool. 152 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,640 My wife sent a message! 153 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,600 Have you seen Partner? 154 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,200 Salman says if you want to impress the girl 155 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,400 then first impress her friend. 156 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,680 - What good is that? - Imagine... 157 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,640 What's her friend's name? 158 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:29,800 - Charu. - Exactly, Charu. 159 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,280 If Charu's onboard 160 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,920 then she'll tell Unnati about your qualities. 161 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,200 Unnati will be impressed. 162 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,640 Then all you got to do is go to her room when the time's right 163 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,360 and bring sister-in-law home. 164 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,960 You mean to say I should walk crooked instead of a straight line. 165 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,000 Are you a man or google map? 166 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,920 I should slit my wrist. 167 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,360 Crooked walk is allowed in love and war. 168 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,680 It's a good one. I should note it down. 169 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:04,120 But how do I talk to Charu? She's busy on the ground all day. 170 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,040 Then use the sports quota. 171 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,200 Go teach her some sport. 172 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,640 That will get you two talking. 173 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,120 It's what normally happens in Hindi films. 174 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:16,080 Your bro can even do the impossible. 175 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,240 But what about Jhantoo? 176 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,840 What about him? 177 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,320 Don't worry about him. 178 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,040 Have you seen how dirty and lowlife he is? 179 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,840 There's no way he can impress her. 180 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,400 We're going to meet tomorrow 181 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,280 and she likes good boys. 182 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:35,120 So if you may excuses, fuckers. 183 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,400 I have a date to attend. 184 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,360 It's been centuries since I last used you. 185 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,440 It's covered in dirt. 186 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,840 He's bluffing. 187 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,400 Doesn't matter. I've seen many Hindi films. 188 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,840 The girl always gets impressed by the hero in the end. 189 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,760 And I'm nothing short of Salman Khan. 190 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,920 In this case, I am Salman Khan and you're Govinda. 191 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,760 Sister-in-law's coming. 192 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,600 Hey... 193 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,720 - Sorry I am late. - It's okay... 194 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,080 Actually, I am early. 195 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,360 I've a habit of reaching early wherever I go. 196 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,360 Even in a slow-cycling race, I reach the finishing line early. 197 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,080 Actually, I thought... 198 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,720 You should take care of your hands, my heart's already pretty clean. 199 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,920 Jhaantoo bro, can I borrow a fag? 200 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,840 Even you started smoking? 201 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,160 Yes, there's so much exam pressure... 202 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,840 Two chapters in a day, so I smoke two in a day. 203 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,080 And I share one during exams. 204 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,720 - Thank you. - Listen... 205 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:07,000 this is the first and last cigarette of the day. 206 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,000 - Okay. - Thanks, Jatin. 207 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,080 - Come on, get out. - You're very nice. 208 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,920 May God give everyone a friend like you. 209 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,880 And only one boyfriend. 210 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,040 - You're a one-woman... - Okay, fine. Get out. 211 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,600 I won't let my friend throw away his life 212 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:28,520 even if I've to sacrifice my cigarettes for it. 213 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,240 But you gave him your cigarette. 214 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,480 I want to quit. So I don't carry one. 215 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,240 I won't throw away my life either 216 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:41,720 even if I have to sacrifice my friend for it. 217 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:49,400 You're not like what your friends say about you. 218 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,480 Actually...I am like Zalim Lotion. 219 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:58,040 The product is awesome but the packaging is bad. 220 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,280 What do they say about me? 221 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,280 Don't give anything to Jhaantoo asshole if he doesn't pay 222 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,320 He's jealous of me. 223 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,160 Because he owes me money. 224 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,040 Although there are many conspiracy theories about me in the hostel. 225 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,840 Are you part of some WhatsApp group? 226 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,040 What? 227 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,320 Come, let's take a walk. 228 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:24,160 I've never felt the breeze like this before. 229 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:29,960 Seems like my soul's sent me a friend's request. 230 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,840 No more drugs, guys 231 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:36,280 because your bro is high on love. 232 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,160 Forget them. What about you? 233 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,880 Did you meet Charu? 234 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:44,960 I did. 235 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,000 She's got a lot of attitude. 236 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,640 She reminded me of my grandpa's dick. 237 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,480 Don't use such words about your grandpa. 238 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,600 Is he alive? 239 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,080 He's dead. He got HMV AIDS. 240 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,000 So what happened when you met with Charu? 241 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,320 Charu. 242 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:07,360 Your service is weak like my grandpa's knees. 243 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,280 You know what, you should start practising with me. 244 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,280 Your game will become stronger. 245 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,400 After all, I've played for district level. 246 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,400 And girls always benefit from being around boys. 247 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,640 I'll also make you my friend. 248 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,880 And she said...I've played for National. 249 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,080 You can ask me for help if you want. 250 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,680 And in return, I'll teach you some manners. 251 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:33,840 So she's independent. 252 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,040 Why don't you ask for her help instead? 253 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,600 I see...if we still need women's help in the 21st century 254 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,240 then what progress have men made so far? 255 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,520 I can't do this. 256 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:50,800 My better half's called me again tomorrow for a meeting. 257 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:55,600 I think I should also use the conditioner along with the shampoo. 258 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,200 Oops...that's a spoiler. 259 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:04,120 Come, Rakhi. Scrub my back. 260 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,800 Lick his ass too. 261 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,200 Look, bro, I'll ask for help. 262 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,080 Just don't tell me to apologise. 263 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,640 It's okay. 264 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,040 Don't do it again. 265 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,320 Do you know how to play this Rahul-Anjali game? 266 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:29,720 Yes. 267 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,160 You don't? 268 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:35,640 Only the English medium guys used to play this in my school. 269 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,680 So? 270 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:40,760 Don't demean yourself if you don't know English. 271 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,760 Language is just a medium. 272 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,160 No, my game was so pathetic that no one ever selected me for their team. 273 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,600 Will you teach me? 274 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,520 Please. 275 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:03,280 I should've rather gone to Mumbai to meet Divine's mother. 276 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,400 You're a playboy, aren't you? 277 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,520 I've heard a guy can't last too long first time. 278 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,360 It often happens when you're nervous. I won't tell anyone. 279 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,800 I hope you did or else I'll get embarrassed. 280 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,200 The people here are humans too. 281 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,400 They just have a bad reputation. 282 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,720 Scholars dickheads. 283 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,760 Hey, what's up? 284 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,760 Silence. 285 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,440 Why do they need such pin-drop silence? 286 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,360 One can hear a child crying even at a funeral. 287 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,000 I like it. 288 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,440 By the way, how do you spend your time? 289 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,840 Alone or with friends? 290 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,280 Alone? 291 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,000 Lying around in my room. 292 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,880 And with friends? 293 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,080 We lie around in the room. 294 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,160 By the way, are you all singles? 295 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,160 Yes...I mean so far we all are. 296 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,320 Silence. 297 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,360 Okay. 298 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,520 This is so tough. 299 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,360 It's easier to dunk something in the dumpster. 300 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:12,760 No wonder Hrithik needed the help of an alien to win the match. 301 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,120 Are we friends now? 302 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,280 Yes. In a way. 303 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,800 Great, We should know everything about each other. 304 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,640 Your likes, dislikes, your room number. 305 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,520 What? 306 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,520 So we can meet. 307 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,880 We're not so close yet. 308 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,440 And anyway, I spend my day practising. 309 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,480 The next torchbearer for the country. 310 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,960 Hello. 311 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,960 This isn't the kind of question for general knowledge. 312 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:55,800 I mean if you go to your local shop and ask whether he has cigarettes 313 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,080 means you want a cigarette. 314 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:58,720 I do. 315 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,040 Meaning she wants one too that's why she asked. 316 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:09,440 Like I said some guys are good on the inside and some on the outside. 317 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,280 Unnati is both. 318 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:14,800 So true. So true. Breaking news. 319 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,880 Unnati has called me tomorrow for an important task. 320 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,600 Important task? 321 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,360 And she's asked me to wear something comfortable. 322 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,520 Comfortable. 323 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,760 I feel so embarrassed, you know. 324 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,960 I don't get it. 325 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,120 He is definitely lying. 326 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,560 When is Charu introducing you to your sister-in-law? 327 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,640 I just can't strike a conversation with her. 328 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,680 We spend the entire day on the practice game. 329 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,480 Why don't you play an indoor game? 330 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,440 I don't know what people in Indore play. 331 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,320 I mean Ludo, Chess... 332 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,320 Uno. 333 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,280 Something where you two can sit comfortably and chat. 334 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,720 If I had to rack my brains wouldn't I've focused on studies instead. 335 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,040 Why would I get into sports? 336 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,840 Jaat, not everyone is a peabrain like you. 337 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,080 She will teach you. 338 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,000 I'll note this down too. 339 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,120 You don't know either. 340 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,480 If I had to rack my brains wouldn't I've focused on studies instead. 341 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,080 Why would I get into sports? 342 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,280 Extremely. 343 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,480 Extractly. 344 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,600 Yeah, that one. 345 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,760 I wonder why people call me dumbbell brain. 346 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,200 Donation. 347 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,120 You too. 1.5 million? 348 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,440 Sports quota. 349 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,200 Shall we google this? 350 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,200 Why did you call me here if you don't know how to play? 351 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,720 I wanted to strengthen my friendship with you. 352 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,200 So this was your important task. 353 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,040 Yeah...we should look after mother earth. 354 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,720 That's when she will care for us. 355 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,560 Right. 356 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,400 Don't you feel we should be chilling in some normal place? 357 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,440 Yes. Your hostel? 358 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,360 This way I'll get to meet your friends. 359 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,440 Ankit, Chirag, Jaat. 360 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,680 I'll clean everything today! 361 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:25,240 I don't understand why the horse runs crooked. 362 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,760 Don't you know? 363 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,480 Everything is allowed in love and war. 364 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,120 Shall we begin? 365 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,440 Oh no...this is a fucking stupid game. 366 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,560 Everyone can come back except for the pawns. 367 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,720 Isn't his life worth anything? 368 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,240 And queen does all the hard work and the king takes the credit. 369 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,040 This is the problem in our society. 370 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,880 We must focus on the security of the queens not the king. 371 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,720 G 201. 372 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,640 Does this game have missiles too? 373 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,320 No, my room number. 374 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,200 Isn't Unnati your roommate? 375 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,720 Yes. Why? 376 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,440 Does she have a boyfriend? 377 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,360 No. 378 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,880 But she was saying that she likes someone from your hostel. 379 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,880 She's the shy kind. So didn't tell me who. 380 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:32,280 Even I said she should go for it. 381 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,240 So you're the root of all problems. 382 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,280 Sports quota! 383 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,880 Meeting with friends is just an excuse. 384 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,160 She actually wants to come to my room. 385 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:09,160 Jhantoo, she wants something else, not love. 386 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:13,200 Exactly. Let the glucose flow. 387 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:17,200 Your bro's gonna make love on that bed tomorrow 388 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,400 in the afternoon. 389 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,080 - Make love in the afternoon. - No, no, not right. 390 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,240 Not on this bed, bro, it's too dirty. 391 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,280 Chirag, my buddy, my friend. 392 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,080 Will you lend me your room? 393 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,040 Okay, but this time only two stains 394 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,480 and that too on Ankit's side. 395 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,240 Guards... 396 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:48,040 This announcement is being made 397 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:53,360 we won't address Jaat as 'Jaat' anymore. 398 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,440 From today we'll call him... 399 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,320 Who is that underwear wearing asshole? 400 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,480 - Mowgli. - Oh no... 401 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,280 that guy that shoots arrows to the heart. Hurry up. 402 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,400 Hawkeye. 403 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,040 Cupid. 404 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,160 Cupid! 405 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:10,200 The asshole that makes couples but is a bachelor himself. 406 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,880 I know you're deeply hurt, bro. You must be feeling very bad. 407 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:21,280 So you should start by donating your wings for inner peace 408 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:25,480 because it's good for nothing anymore. 409 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,880 Let's go, guys. 410 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,000 Don't try to teach your father how to fuck, asshole. 411 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,600 How's that? 412 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,840 Friendship is like the partnership between two batsmen. 413 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,400 The more understanding they have 414 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,560 the more time they will spend with each other. 415 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:56,760 In fact, they will party harder than you when Suresh Raina scores a century. 416 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,440 But the problem arises when 417 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,160 one batsman causes the other one to get runout. 418 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,880 Then the partnership shifts from slips from Sachin-Sehwag 419 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,880 to the likes of Rohit-Kohli is unpredictable. 420 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,600 Okay, come on. 421 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,840 Next. Next. Come on. 422 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,760 Doing well. 423 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,520 Sister-in-law's coming. Sister-in-law's coming. 424 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,600 Hello. 425 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:27,840 - Hi. - Hi. 426 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:28,960 Come, sit. 427 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,840 We're all alone here. 428 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,000 How can we both be alone? 429 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,800 I mean 430 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,120 where are all your friends. 431 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,120 I taught them the meaning of privacy. 432 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,360 This is a boy's hospital after all. They forget. 433 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,360 Wait a second. 434 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,360 What did you think we're going to do? 435 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,880 Fine...I'll make the first move if you want 436 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,960 but please don't dominate me. 437 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,320 Stop it! What's going on here? 438 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,040 Don't you like me? 439 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,800 What? 440 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,920 Why did you think I am interested in you? 441 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,400 I like Jaat. 442 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,280 Jaat who? 443 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,560 Jaat! 444 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,600 'Are you all single?' 445 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,680 'This way I can get to meet your friends.' 446 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,760 'Ankit, Chirag...Jaat.' 447 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,160 Rupes Bhaati. 448 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,760 Yes, Rupes Bhaati. 449 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,160 Hostel 3's Randeep Hooda. 450 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,200 I thought he'd be here with you. 451 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,040 You could've asked him directly. Why did you screw with me? 452 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,080 It's all my friend's fault. 453 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,080 She said I should impress one of his friends... 454 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,560 - before getting too close to him. - And you believed him. 455 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,400 What kind of a woman are... 456 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,720 I mean...rough up your hair. 457 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,960 I mean the boys outside. 458 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:02,760 Yuck! 459 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,360 Listen, Unnati... 460 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,840 Get lost! 461 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,760 I didn't intend to take her name! Don't feel bad. 462 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,000 Fuck off! 463 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,040 I knew Jhantoo isn't up to the challenge. 464 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,040 He couldn't even last a minute. 465 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,840 How was the wedding night? 466 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:44,160 I heard you never got a chance...to discharge. 467 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,080 She's crazy about me 468 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:53,000 and this dickhead thought she's after him. 469 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,560 Ankit, you're right. Girls are constipated. 470 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,040 Complicated. 471 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,520 Yes, constipated. 472 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:07,400 But they know how to tell the good from the bad. 473 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,480 Jaat, please don't make fun of him. 474 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,680 - Only you can understand his pain. - Get lost. 475 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,880 No, Ankit, this is wrong. 476 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,400 Don't embarrass him in front of the entire wing. 477 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,160 Please. 478 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:25,120 Embarrassing him in front of the entire wing is wrong. 479 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,480 Attention. Attention. Attention. 480 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,280 Attention all students of H3. 481 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:38,680 We won't address Jhantoo as 'Jhantoo' anymore. 482 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,400 We won't. 483 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:44,480 Bro's been promoted. He's got a new name. 484 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,480 His new name beginning today is... 485 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:48,720 Dick! 486 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,040 Dick! 487 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,320 Dick! Dick! Dick! 488 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,800 Look how he's standing erect. 489 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,040 Settle down, son. Settle down. 490 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,040 You'll never get a chance as long as I am here. 491 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,520 Jhantoo. 492 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:21,040 Don't worry. This new name is better than Jhantoo. 493 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,400 Hello. 494 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,080 Hello. 495 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,680 Everything's back to normal again. 496 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,920 You won't believe me but even I had a crush on you. 497 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,360 Yes, me too. 498 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,560 But those stupid rules ruined everything. 499 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,040 Walk crooked...and things like that. 500 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:57,600 From now on I'll come straight to your room. Without knocking. 501 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,960 Actually, I wanted to clear something. 502 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,800 It's the 21st century, even we don't believe in dowry. 503 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,560 But two cows, two buffaloes, and an SUV. 504 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,480 These are necessary. 505 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,320 That...Charu... 506 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,280 Yes, he's a good friend. 507 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:20,720 She's got a crush on you too. 508 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,400 When? How? 509 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,480 Doesn't she know the rules? 510 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,000 She was supposed to be friend-zoned. 511 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,600 Poor thing doesn't even watch movies. 512 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,160 So now... 513 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:35,000 Doesn't matter. With a heavy heart, I'll adjust. 514 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,440 Even my grandfather has two wives. 515 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,360 My step-grandfather. 516 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:47,520 So now we've decided, Rupesh, this can't work. 517 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,920 I knew it. 518 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,760 You won't say yes until I don't wear a turban. 519 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:59,120 No, no, I obviously like you. 520 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:06,600 Actually, we believe that a guy should never come between two friends. 521 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,360 Goodbye. 522 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,920 It's a hit wicket. Imagine. 523 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,440 We overhyped bro-code. 524 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,880 That's why no one talks about sis-code. 525 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,320 This sis-code never has a compilation error. 526 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,560 If a guy or a girl comes between two friends 527 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,240 there's bound to be differences. 528 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,920 But if a girl comes between two brothers 529 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,080 then your only option is to make her your sister. 530 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,400 And they are just hostel boys. 531 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,480 Not Salman-Shahrukh 532 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,920 where Baba Siddiqui has to throw an Iftaar party to patch things up. 533 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,200 Come on. 534 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,600 You can do it. 535 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,400 Don't get run out like last time. 536 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,360 Come on, guys. 20 more overs to go. 537 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,720 Sujata is your... 538 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,200 Are you sure? 539 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,560 Of course, go ahead. 540 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,840 She looks like an animal lover to me. 541 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,520 Even I like non-veg so I may have a chance. 542 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,680 Done. 543 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,720 Why did you write Akanksha's name? 544 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,120 You think that Ankit can impress her. 545 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,560 Yeah actually you are right. 546 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,720 The last and 13th girl in the college Kanishtha. She's mine. 547 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,560 - Okay. - Done. 548 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,040 Sign here. 549 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,840 We'll honour this treaty and never try to hit on each other's choices. 550 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,760 Fine, asshole. You're my brother. 551 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,400 Your gal is my sister-in-law. 552 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,720 My gal is your sister. 553 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,480 - Hold it. - Okay. 554 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,760 Guys, anybody.