1 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,679 Hey! Come on! Are you dead? Wake up! 2 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,679 Hey! Come on! Are you dead? Wake up! 3 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,399 Hey! Wake up! 4 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,760 Perhaps, the problem was that I was unable to accept 5 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,760 Perhaps, the problem was that I was unable to accept 6 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,040 that I could get screwed over in love. 7 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:00,640 Anyway, as they say, 8 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:00,640 Anyway, as they say, 9 00:02:01,359 --> 00:02:05,000 if you didn't get screwed over in love, what did you achieve in life? 10 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,280 Take me to the pub. 11 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,280 Take me to the pub. 12 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,800 Hey, handsome! Wait! 13 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,159 Did you quit the broker's job? 14 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,599 That's my part-time job, handsome. This is my full-time job. 15 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,879 By the way, you don't look like someone who would be into prostitutes. 16 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,000 You don't look like someone who is-- 17 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,199 A prostitute? 18 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,039 I had come here to buy booze. 19 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,400 That's a good excuse. 20 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,400 That's a good excuse. 21 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:43,479 Hey! 22 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,800 I don't give a damn if you believe me or not. Got it? 23 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,319 Didn't you see? I didn't touch anyone. 24 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,319 Didn't you see? I didn't touch anyone. 25 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:54,080 Do you want to now? 26 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:54,080 Do you want to now? 27 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,680 By the way, what's this Tara's story? 28 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,759 Darling, I've stolen my dad's gold chain. 29 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,759 Just wait for two days. I'll buy you a new phone with a camera. 30 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,759 Just wait for two days. I'll buy you a new phone with a camera. 31 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,879 I could sell my neighbour's house for you! 32 00:03:48,199 --> 00:03:49,240 Listen... 33 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,120 Did you call me here to listen to this nonsense? 34 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,159 No, man. I called you here so that you could meet Tara. Give me my phone. 35 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,159 No, man. I called you here so that you could meet Tara. Give me my phone. 36 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,479 Are you crazy? I don't want to meet anyone now. 37 00:03:56,599 --> 00:03:58,199 Why don't you want to meet her? 38 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,240 - What will I do when I meet her? - Should I tell you that? 39 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,240 - What will I do when I meet her? - Should I tell you that? 40 00:04:01,479 --> 00:04:03,400 Buddy, as it is, I'm very scared of asking her out. 41 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,159 I did it with such difficulty, and just then... 42 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,479 Buddy, you... 43 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,479 Buddy, you... 44 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,520 Forget it, man. My luck is cursed. 45 00:04:09,639 --> 00:04:11,280 Why are you getting worked up, man? 46 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:12,800 Many people have fits. 47 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:12,800 Many people have fits. 48 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,879 The problem is not that I have fits. 49 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,800 It's that I always have them at the wrong time! 50 00:04:16,879 --> 00:04:18,519 What must Tara be thinking about me? 51 00:04:16,879 --> 00:04:18,519 What must Tara be thinking about me? 52 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,079 Yes, tell me. What must Tara be thinking? 53 00:04:22,199 --> 00:04:24,279 Just that it's a medical condition. 54 00:04:22,199 --> 00:04:24,279 Just that it's a medical condition. 55 00:04:39,319 --> 00:04:41,120 - Tara, I'm really sorry. - Come on, Kunal! 56 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:43,920 You're not coming to school for such a minor reason! 57 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:43,920 You're not coming to school for such a minor reason! 58 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:46,959 What is this childishness? 59 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,879 As it is, it took you two years to ask me out. 60 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,879 As it is, it took you two years to ask me out. 61 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,959 And now that you have... 62 00:04:54,639 --> 00:04:56,199 How did you know that? 63 00:04:56,759 --> 00:04:58,399 I'm not blind. 64 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,279 Every time I see you, you're staring at me. 65 00:05:05,079 --> 00:05:07,560 And when I go home and open Orkut, 66 00:05:05,079 --> 00:05:07,560 And when I go home and open Orkut, 67 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,439 your name always shows up in the list of recent visitors. 68 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,240 But you never mustered up the courage to send me a friend request. 69 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,240 But you never mustered up the courage to send me a friend request. 70 00:05:21,439 --> 00:05:23,639 We finished 10th grade, then 11th grade, 71 00:05:23,759 --> 00:05:25,360 we're almost done with the 12th grade. 72 00:05:23,759 --> 00:05:25,360 we're almost done with the 12th grade. 73 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:31,199 Who takes so long to ask someone out? 74 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:31,199 Who takes so long to ask someone out? 75 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,079 By the way, 76 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,079 By the way, 77 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,000 my answer is yes. 78 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:48,079 You mean... 79 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:48,079 You mean... 80 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,000 Yes! I mean I love you too! 81 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,639 Damn... 82 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,360 Yes! 83 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,800 Have you gone crazy? 84 00:06:05,639 --> 00:06:07,759 I love you so much, Tara! I love you! 85 00:06:05,639 --> 00:06:07,759 I love you so much, Tara! I love you! 86 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,800 By the way, the way you asked me out was quite boring. 87 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,879 I love you, Tara. 88 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,879 I love you, Tara. 89 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:21,279 I love you. 90 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,800 When I embraced Tara, 91 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,800 When I embraced Tara, 92 00:06:54,879 --> 00:06:58,079 I felt like my greatest wish had come true. 93 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,040 But I wish... 94 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,040 But I wish... 95 00:07:01,199 --> 00:07:03,240 I wish Tara had rejected me. 96 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,480 I wish I had never fallen in love with Tara. 97 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,480 I wish I had never fallen in love with Tara. 98 00:07:08,199 --> 00:07:11,040 I wish my wish remained unfulfilled. 99 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,079 Because you have to pay for some wishes 100 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,839 by getting f**ked in the a**. 101 00:07:18,079 --> 00:07:19,199 Did she dump you? 102 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,279 She didn't just dump me. 103 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,319 She f**ked my life up. 104 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,319 She f**ked my life up. 105 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,160 What do you mean? 106 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:30,040 Did she sterilise you and run away? 107 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:30,040 Did she sterilise you and run away? 108 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,759 Are you crazy? 109 00:07:33,839 --> 00:07:35,839 You're so miserable over a girl! 110 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,279 A woman who sleeps with a new man every night wouldn't understand true love. 111 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,120 She wouldn't get how it feels when everything is going fine, 112 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,120 She wouldn't get how it feels when everything is going fine, 113 00:07:45,319 --> 00:07:47,839 and suddenly, in an instant, everything is ruined. 114 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:52,800 Hello. 115 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,079 What are you doing, baby? 116 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,079 What are you doing, baby? 117 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,600 I was missing my boyfriend. 118 00:07:58,399 --> 00:08:00,199 He'll go to Mumbai tomorrow, right? 119 00:07:58,399 --> 00:08:00,199 He'll go to Mumbai tomorrow, right? 120 00:08:02,839 --> 00:08:05,720 Don't laugh! I'm missing you! 121 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,079 I'm missing you too, baby. 122 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:09,720 Can you come and meet me? 123 00:08:10,279 --> 00:08:11,360 Sure. 124 00:08:11,519 --> 00:08:12,600 So, come over. 125 00:08:11,519 --> 00:08:12,600 So, come over. 126 00:08:13,199 --> 00:08:14,279 I'm here! 127 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,480 We're not sex chatting. Don't make me fantasise. 128 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,480 We're not sex chatting. Don't make me fantasise. 129 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,199 I thought you'd really come. 130 00:08:21,759 --> 00:08:23,360 I'm really here, baby! 131 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,120 I'm standing on your balcony. 132 00:08:27,319 --> 00:08:28,360 Seriously? 133 00:08:31,959 --> 00:08:34,000 My lady called me. So, I'm here! 134 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:37,120 You're here today, but what about tomorrow? 135 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:37,120 You're here today, but what about tomorrow? 136 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,519 You'll be in Mumbai then. 137 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,080 How far is Mumbai anyway? 138 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,080 If I board a bus at night, I'll be in Indore in the morning. 139 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,080 If I board a bus at night, I'll be in Indore in the morning. 140 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,720 I'll come to meet you every month. 141 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,440 So, only once in a month? 142 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,120 We'll have to compromise for three years, Tara. 143 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,120 We'll have to compromise for three years, Tara. 144 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,519 Once I become a merchant navy officer, we'll get married. 145 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,120 "Married?" 146 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,399 Yes, we'll get married! 147 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,360 Did you think we're just having a fling? 148 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,360 Did you think we're just having a fling? 149 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:04,960 No, it's not a fling. 150 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,759 But we aren't the right age for marriage. 151 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,759 But we aren't the right age for marriage. 152 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,960 Why think so far ahead into the future? 153 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,519 I didn't get you. 154 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,840 Oh, dear! Tomorrow, you'll go to Mumbai. 155 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,080 There, you'll make new friends. 156 00:09:20,399 --> 00:09:22,639 Some of them may be girls too. 157 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,480 What if you fall in love with someone else? 158 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,480 What if you fall in love with someone else? 159 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:27,720 Tara, I'm in love with you. How can I fall in love with someone else? 160 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:28,960 Really? 161 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,159 I love you, Tara. 162 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,159 I love you, Tara. 163 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:33,879 So much that you can't even imagine. 164 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,559 I love you too, Kunal. 165 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,559 I love you too, Kunal. 166 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,600 Tara! 167 00:09:59,159 --> 00:10:01,000 Sh*t! Kunal, bye! 168 00:09:59,159 --> 00:10:01,000 Sh*t! Kunal, bye! 169 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,919 Tara! Tara! Tara! 170 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,840 Tara! 171 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,399 Are you fine? 172 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:19,840 No one can replace you in my life. 173 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:19,840 No one can replace you in my life. 174 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:21,840 Are you okay? 175 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:23,840 Absolutely! 176 00:10:25,159 --> 00:10:26,440 I love you, Tara! 177 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,080 You're crazy. Completely crazy. 178 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,559 I love you too. 179 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,159 Hi, Tara. Yes, I've reached Mumbai. 180 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,159 Hi, Tara. Yes, I've reached Mumbai. 181 00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:09,840 Listen, I'll call you later. 182 00:11:10,399 --> 00:11:12,200 Yes. I love you. Bye. 183 00:11:10,399 --> 00:11:12,200 Yes. I love you. Bye. 184 00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:19,759 Ma'am, he is Vikram sir's relative. 185 00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:19,759 Ma'am, he is Vikram sir's relative. 186 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,519 He'll stay here for a few days. 187 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,960 Please give him the key to sir's house. 188 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,440 Okay. Thank you. 189 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:27,919 Hi. 190 00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:30,840 Vikram called me. You're from Indore, right? 191 00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:30,840 Vikram called me. You're from Indore, right? 192 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,159 Yes. 193 00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:34,480 - Kunal... - Marathe. 194 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,159 Marathe. Yep. Just give me a second. I'll get the keys. 195 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,159 Marathe. Yep. Just give me a second. I'll get the keys. 196 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,440 Yeah. 197 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,720 F**king hell! 198 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,799 Amazing, Altaf! 199 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:49,200 ♪ We both burned with the feeling of love. ♪ 200 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:49,200 ♪ We both burned with the feeling of love. ♪ 201 00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:50,919 I love you, Tara! 202 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,679 Whoa! 203 00:13:58,039 --> 00:14:01,000 I'm taking a bath. Come back four hours later! 204 00:13:58,039 --> 00:14:01,000 I'm taking a bath. Come back four hours later! 205 00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:11,879 Bloody hell... I'm coming, man! 206 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,360 I'm opening it! Wait a minute! 207 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,360 I'm opening it! Wait a minute! 208 00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:16,799 I'm opening it! 209 00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:23,759 Kunal? 210 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,720 Yes. Who are you? 211 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,679 Mahesh. Vikram has sent me here. 212 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,120 Hello! 213 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,440 Did Vikram not tell you? 214 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,440 Did Vikram not tell you? 215 00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:40,039 He told me someone would come. 216 00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:42,600 But he also told me that he was a decent boy. 217 00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:42,600 But he also told me that he was a decent boy. 218 00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:46,720 - Where's the bedroom? - What? 219 00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,279 Where's the bedroom? 220 00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,279 Where's the bedroom? 221 00:14:56,399 --> 00:14:57,600 To the left. 222 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,000 Thanks. 223 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,720 Will you get out of our way? Come on. 224 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,799 Hey! Where are you going, man? 225 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,799 Hey! Where are you going, man? 226 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,279 Listen, man! Hey! Listen to me! 227 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,600 Hey, d**khead. 228 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,919 Who kisses his girlfriend's photo, man? 229 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,279 Hi. I'm Mahesh. 230 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,279 Hi. I'm Mahesh. 231 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,600 My dad is in the navy with Vikram. 232 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,759 The same shipping company. 233 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,200 After graduation, the navy bug bit me too. 234 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,480 Vikram told me that a f**king fool was coming to Mumbai 235 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,480 Vikram told me that a f**king fool was coming to Mumbai 236 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,720 to take the entrance exam. 237 00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,559 He asked me to stay with you and prepare for the exam. 238 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,080 Did Vikram call me a f**king fool? 239 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,240 Kidding, bro. 240 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,240 Kidding, bro. 241 00:15:54,399 --> 00:15:55,440 By the way, in Mumbai, 242 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,679 you get many girls to bang, 243 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,639 but you don't get rooms to bang them in. 244 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,639 but you don't get rooms to bang them in. 245 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,039 But now, 246 00:16:04,759 --> 00:16:06,279 I have this place. 247 00:16:04,759 --> 00:16:06,279 I have this place. 248 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,080 Here. 249 00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:10,080 I don't smoke. 250 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:12,519 F**king fool... 251 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:12,519 F**king fool... 252 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,399 And, buddy, that's my towel. 253 00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:17,639 So? 254 00:16:21,679 --> 00:16:22,759 What will you drink? 255 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,320 Vodka or whiskey? 256 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,320 Vodka or whiskey? 257 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,679 I don't drink either. 258 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,440 You will. 259 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,799 When your life gets f**ked up, you'll start drinking too. 260 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,799 When your life gets f**ked up, you'll start drinking too. 261 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,519 Really? 262 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,519 Really? 263 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,399 When did that happen to you? 264 00:16:39,639 --> 00:16:41,720 Buddy, that's Vikram's stock, man! 265 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,399 Yes. It's a great collection, right? 266 00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:54,320 - Hi. - Hi, Kamini. 267 00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:54,320 - Hi. - Hi, Kamini. 268 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:56,360 - Kamna. - Oh, sorry. 269 00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:59,039 My mom made chicken today. I hope you like chicken. 270 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,000 Oh, that wasn't necessary. 271 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,000 Oh, that wasn't necessary. 272 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,679 It's not too spicy, so... 273 00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:04,240 I just love chicken. 274 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,440 Especially if it's cooked by a gorgeous lady. 275 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,440 Especially if it's cooked by a gorgeous lady. 276 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:10,640 Our maid cooked it. 277 00:17:11,759 --> 00:17:13,519 Our maid cooked it. 278 00:17:11,759 --> 00:17:13,519 Our maid cooked it. 279 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:18,519 Given how you look, I'm sure your maid must be a looker too. 280 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:18,519 Given how you look, I'm sure your maid must be a looker too. 281 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,799 She's older than us. 282 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:23,160 You like chicken, right? Take it and get lost. 283 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:26,640 You get lost. I'm in the mood to stand at the door. 284 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:26,640 You get lost. I'm in the mood to stand at the door. 285 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,759 Mahesh, go inside. 286 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:35,800 -Thank you. -Welcome. 287 00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:40,839 Even cowards become lions when a girl is watching. 288 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,279 Wow! 289 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,279 Wow! 290 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,039 - I'm sorry. He's a little-- - Oh, no. It's okay. 291 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:48,279 Some people are just born jerks. 292 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:48,279 Some people are just born jerks. 293 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,680 No problem. 294 00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,319 - See you. - Bye. 295 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,720 Neetu, my love! Look at you! 296 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,440 You look so hot! 297 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,440 You look so hot! 298 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,519 I hope you had no problem finding the address. 299 00:18:02,759 --> 00:18:05,720 You're so good at everything that I never face a problem. 300 00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:06,880 I know. 301 00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:06,880 I know. 302 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,319 Baby, who was that girl? 303 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,759 Kunal's girlfriend. He's a nymphomaniac. 304 00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:12,880 But I only love you, baby. 305 00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:12,880 But I only love you, baby. 306 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,079 Me, a nymphomaniac? 307 00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:17,440 He has f**ked two women in two hours, 308 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,640 but I'm the nymphomaniac? 309 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,640 but I'm the nymphomaniac? 310 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,759 The people in Mumbai are strange, man! 311 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,599 - Mahesh! Mahesh! - Neetu! 312 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,599 - Mahesh! Mahesh! - Neetu! 313 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,839 - Take me higher! - Yeah, baby! 314 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:28,880 - Harder! - F**king hell! 315 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,079 - Harder! Harder! Harder! - He's turned this flat into a brothel! 316 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,079 - Harder! Harder! Harder! - He's turned this flat into a brothel! 317 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,359 Mahesh, motherf**ker! 318 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,359 Mahesh, motherf**ker! 319 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,519 Hi, baby. 320 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,599 Were you asleep? 321 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:50,519 No, baby. I was missing you. 322 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:52,440 How was your day? 323 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,880 Forget about the day. 324 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,400 The nights are especially difficult here. 325 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,599 Why? 326 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,519 Because every time I close my eyes, 327 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,279 I only see you. 328 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:04,559 Nude. 329 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,440 Really? But I'm wearing clothes. 330 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,440 Really? But I'm wearing clothes. 331 00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:12,160 So, take them off! 332 00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:12,160 So, take them off! 333 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,119 I can't take them off. 334 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,960 Why can't you take them off? 335 00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:18,440 Because I'm not wearing any undergarments. 336 00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:18,440 Because I'm not wearing any undergarments. 337 00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:24,279 I think I'll have to dirty my boxers today! 338 00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:24,279 I think I'll have to dirty my boxers today! 339 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,079 Sh*t! I'm wet! 340 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,000 So fast? 341 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,960 I spilled water on my clothes. 342 00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:35,880 That's why I'm asking you to take your clothes off. 343 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,440 What will you do if I take them off? 344 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:40,599 What will I do? 345 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:06,680 Come on! Neetu! I love you! 346 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:06,680 Come on! Neetu! I love you! 347 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:07,880 I love you! 348 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,519 Mahesh, man! You motherf**ker! 349 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:14,519 Stop it, man! Let me study! 350 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:14,519 Stop it, man! Let me study! 351 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,599 Mahesh, I'll fail because of you! 352 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,599 Mahesh, I'll fail because of you! 353 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,960 Please stop it! 354 00:20:20,079 --> 00:20:22,920 Jimmy, I'm so loyal to you. So honest. 355 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,319 And yet, you cheated on me! Why? For Sheena? 356 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,319 And yet, you cheated on me! Why? For Sheena? 357 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,799 If you don't want to get back together with me, it's okay. 358 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,960 But we can still be buddies, right? 359 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,759 You know, f**k buddies... 360 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,440 You're sick! Just get lost! 361 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,440 You're sick! Just get lost! 362 00:20:37,559 --> 00:20:39,440 Okay! I'm sorry! 363 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,759 Can we just make love one last time? 364 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,640 You know, like a goodbye f**k or something... 365 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,640 You know, like a goodbye f**k or something... 366 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,480 Jimmy, just stop it! 367 00:20:45,559 --> 00:20:48,400 - Hey! Let her go! - Just go! 368 00:20:45,559 --> 00:20:48,400 - Hey! Let her go! - Just go! 369 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,799 She said no! Get lost! Come on, get lost! 370 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,240 Now, who the f**k is he? 371 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,519 Will you leave, or should I call security? Come on, leave! 372 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,519 Will you leave, or should I call security? Come on, leave! 373 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,039 I see, you are not going to listen to me. 374 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,240 Jimmy, just go. 375 00:20:57,519 --> 00:20:59,319 If you don't leave immediately, I'll call security! Leave! 376 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,720 She said no! 377 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,720 She said no! 378 00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:02,960 Get lost! 379 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,200 Thank you. 380 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,240 No problem. Such d**kheads are two a penny in Indore. 381 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,240 No problem. Such d**kheads are two a penny in Indore. 382 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,680 You take care. 383 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,240 F**king hell! This is wrong, man! 384 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,240 F**king hell! This is wrong, man! 385 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,400 Do what you want to do in the room! 386 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,680 There's another man here who's in a long distance relationship! 387 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,720 It hurts, man! 388 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,720 It hurts, man! 389 00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:38,400 Do you have no sense? 390 00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:40,480 Why are you driving yourself crazy? 391 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,160 If you want, jerk it off and then go to sleep. 392 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,160 If you want, jerk it off and then go to sleep. 393 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:44,359 Bloody nympho! 394 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,559 As***le... 395 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,039 Mahesh! 396 00:22:14,839 --> 00:22:16,440 I'm making coffee. Do you want some? 397 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:19,799 I'm in the bathtub. Come here and talk to me. 398 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:19,799 I'm in the bathtub. Come here and talk to me. 399 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,480 Mahesh, coffee... 400 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,640 S... sorry. 401 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,920 Hey, wait! 402 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,519 Meet Anju. 403 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,000 My maths teacher. 404 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,759 Hello, ma'am. 405 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,480 - This is Kunal. - Oh! 406 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,200 Hi, Kunal. 407 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,200 Hi, Kunal. 408 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,119 Why are you nodding? You have your exam tomorrow, right? 409 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,480 Come on, study with us. 410 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,519 What are you staring at? 411 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,160 She won't mind. Right, ma'am? 412 00:22:56,759 --> 00:22:59,240 - Would you mind? - Of course not! 413 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,799 See? She won't mind. 414 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,200 Come on. 415 00:23:08,839 --> 00:23:09,839 Come on, man! 416 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,559 Hey! Come on! 417 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,640 Are you crazy, you as***le? 418 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,400 Hey! 419 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:27,680 How dare you swear in front of the teacher? 420 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:30,680 Ma'am, he's a bad boy. 421 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:30,680 Ma'am, he's a bad boy. 422 00:23:30,759 --> 00:23:32,119 - Very bad. - I know. 423 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,079 F**k! 424 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,079 F**k! 425 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:48,720 Hey, did you leave the exam midway? 426 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:48,720 Hey, did you leave the exam midway? 427 00:23:48,839 --> 00:23:49,920 You didn't spend even two hours in there. 428 00:23:50,039 --> 00:23:51,359 Forget about me. Tell me about yourself. 429 00:23:51,559 --> 00:23:53,240 Why does your face look so f**ked up? 430 00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:55,079 Physics f**ked me over, man! 431 00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:55,079 Physics f**ked me over, man! 432 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,000 The exam is done, man! 433 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:58,680 Forget about it now. 434 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,240 Worrying like a sh*thead won't improve your score now. 435 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,240 Worrying like a sh*thead won't improve your score now. 436 00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:06,279 Hey, Tara is calling! Wait. 437 00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:06,279 Hey, Tara is calling! Wait. 438 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,359 What's going on, Tara? Why aren't you answering my calls these days? 439 00:24:11,079 --> 00:24:13,640 We haven't talked in four days! Are you so busy? 440 00:24:11,079 --> 00:24:13,640 We haven't talked in four days! Are you so busy? 441 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,039 Baby, I know that your college has started. 442 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,039 Baby, I know that your college has started. 443 00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,519 But can't you take out ten minutes for me? 444 00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:26,000 Okay, fine! Go and study. Call me when you're free. 445 00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:26,000 Okay, fine! Go and study. Call me when you're free. 446 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,440 Bye. 447 00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:31,799 When a girl starts avoiding her boyfriend, 448 00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:31,799 When a girl starts avoiding her boyfriend, 449 00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:34,039 it can mean only one of two things. 450 00:24:35,079 --> 00:24:37,240 Either someone else has wooed her, 451 00:24:35,079 --> 00:24:37,240 Either someone else has wooed her, 452 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,440 or she has wooed someone else. 453 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,720 Don't judge someone you don't know. 454 00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:48,039 Her college has just started. The poor thing must be under pressure. 455 00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:48,039 Her college has just started. The poor thing must be under pressure. 456 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:50,880 You can fool the world, buddy. 457 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,759 But don't ever fool yourself. 458 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,759 But don't ever fool yourself. 459 00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:56,599 What? 460 00:24:57,839 --> 00:24:59,799 You'll know eventually. Get in. 461 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,559 F**king fool! Damn you! 462 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,519 Tara's phone is busy again! 463 00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:37,880 Hi. 464 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,440 Hi! 465 00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:43,680 Altaf Raja? 466 00:25:45,799 --> 00:25:46,920 Nice song. 467 00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:48,920 Do you mind sharing it? 468 00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:48,920 Do you mind sharing it? 469 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,200 - Sure! - Thank you. 470 00:25:55,559 --> 00:25:57,759 So, for how long will you be staying here? 471 00:25:58,079 --> 00:25:59,920 I mean at Vikram's house. 472 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,440 - Till I get admission to a college. - And then? 473 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,640 Then, I'll stay at the college hostel. 474 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,759 - In Mumbai? - Yes. 475 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,759 - In Mumbai? - Yes. 476 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,079 - Nice. - Hey, nymphomaniac! 477 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,680 This idiot will die drinking. 478 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:16,960 - I'll go and help him. Sorry. - Sure. 479 00:26:17,039 --> 00:26:18,079 - No problem. - See you soon. 480 00:26:17,039 --> 00:26:18,079 - No problem. - See you soon. 481 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,920 - Take this! Take this! - Oh God! 482 00:26:28,799 --> 00:26:30,720 Did you buy this stock for a whole year? 483 00:26:28,799 --> 00:26:30,720 Did you buy this stock for a whole year? 484 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,359 Hey, dumba**! 485 00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:35,039 I'll be happy even if this lasts for a month. 486 00:26:35,319 --> 00:26:36,440 And listen, you nymphomaniac. 487 00:26:35,319 --> 00:26:36,440 And listen, you nymphomaniac. 488 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,559 You pretend to love Tara in front of me, 489 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,319 and here, you're making plans to secretly bang Kamna! 490 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,319 and here, you're making plans to secretly bang Kamna! 491 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,680 Jimmy! Jimmy, please! 492 00:26:44,759 --> 00:26:46,480 - Shut up! - Jimmy, stop it! 493 00:26:46,599 --> 00:26:48,319 - Hey, wait! - Stop it! 494 00:26:46,599 --> 00:26:48,319 - Hey, wait! - Stop it! 495 00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:51,640 You bloody... 496 00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:53,960 - Jimmy, just go! - Back off! 497 00:26:55,039 --> 00:26:56,680 Speak up, you f**king fool! 498 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:01,200 Mahesh? 499 00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:02,599 Come on, Jimmy! 500 00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:05,079 - How do you know him? - We went to school together. 501 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,319 Wow, Mahesh! Wow! 502 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,319 Wow, Mahesh! Wow! 503 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:11,160 You bloody forgot your old friends for the sake of this new guy! 504 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,480 That's not the point. What were you doing to this girl? 505 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,480 That's not the point. What were you doing to this girl? 506 00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:16,000 I see! 507 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,839 Now, the biggest playboy in Lokhandwala will teach me 508 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,839 Now, the biggest playboy in Lokhandwala will teach me 509 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,960 how I should behave with a woman! 510 00:27:22,079 --> 00:27:25,960 You pr**k, I've slept with more women 511 00:27:22,079 --> 00:27:25,960 You pr**k, I've slept with more women 512 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:28,279 than you have jerked off to. 513 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,400 And there is something called consent. 514 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,400 And there is something called consent. 515 00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:32,480 If the girl agrees, everything is fair. 516 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,519 But if she says no, it's a f**king no! 517 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,519 But if she says no, it's a f**king no! 518 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,920 You beat him up so good, buddy! 519 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,079 But seriously, thank you so much, guys. Really! 520 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,079 But seriously, thank you so much, guys. Really! 521 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,160 Oh... 522 00:27:45,839 --> 00:27:47,079 And I'm sorry, Mahesh. 523 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,039 I misunderstood you. 524 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,039 I misunderstood you. 525 00:27:50,559 --> 00:27:51,839 You turned out to be a good man. 526 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,960 Keep your character certificate to yourself, you d**khead. 527 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,960 Keep your character certificate to yourself, you d**khead. 528 00:27:57,079 --> 00:27:58,000 I'm fine the way I am. 529 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:03,960 Oh, f**k! 530 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,480 Oh, f**k! Two at a time! 531 00:28:11,599 --> 00:28:15,960 Did you think you could two-time us both, and we wouldn't find out? 532 00:28:11,599 --> 00:28:15,960 Did you think you could two-time us both, and we wouldn't find out? 533 00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:17,960 - No, Ritu. I was... - Sh! 534 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,160 So, you've played with us a lot. 535 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,279 But now, it's our time to play with you. 536 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,359 Both of us 537 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,799 together. 538 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,480 Alright! I'm all yours, ladies! 539 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,599 Consent. 540 00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:40,680 And whatever you both want to do, do it on the sofa. 541 00:28:40,839 --> 00:28:43,240 The bedroom will be occupied all night. Good night! 542 00:28:40,839 --> 00:28:43,240 The bedroom will be occupied all night. Good night! 543 00:28:43,319 --> 00:28:45,640 Please don't mind him. He blabbers on like an idiot. 544 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,799 I love you, Kunal. 545 00:29:22,319 --> 00:29:23,519 Sorry, but... 546 00:29:24,839 --> 00:29:26,160 I have a girlfriend. 547 00:29:26,359 --> 00:29:27,359 Oh! 548 00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:30,559 - Oh! - No, it's okay. I-- 549 00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:30,559 - Oh! - No, it's okay. I-- 550 00:29:31,119 --> 00:29:32,880 It's okay. It was a mistake. 551 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,319 I mean, I'm sorry... 552 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,559 No problem. 553 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,559 No problem. 554 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,079 - I... I'll just-- - Yes. 555 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,079 - I... I'll just-- - Yes. 556 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,920 Good night. 557 00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:01,880 We live once. We die once. 558 00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:01,880 We live once. We die once. 559 00:30:02,039 --> 00:30:03,440 We get married once. 560 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,960 And we fall in love only once too. 561 00:30:06,079 --> 00:30:09,240 Shah Rukh Khan said that, not me. 562 00:30:10,359 --> 00:30:12,400 - Hi, Tara. - I was asleep, Kunal. 563 00:30:10,359 --> 00:30:12,400 - Hi, Tara. - I was asleep, Kunal. 564 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,039 Can you talk to me for five minutes? 565 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,079 I have to wake up early tomorrow and study. 566 00:30:16,599 --> 00:30:17,680 Please let me sleep. 567 00:30:18,559 --> 00:30:19,640 I love you. 568 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,079 I know. Good night. 569 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,240 If there's one thing that f**ked over half the population of India, 570 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,240 If there's one thing that f**ked over half the population of India, 571 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,079 it was Bollywood movies. 572 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,720 They screwed up our f**king minds. 573 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,720 They screwed up our f**king minds. 574 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:42,720 My idea of love was as depicted in those movies. 575 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:42,720 My idea of love was as depicted in those movies. 576 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,640 Till death do us part and all that bullsh*t! 577 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,799 But the fact is 578 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,799 But the fact is 579 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,759 this kind of bullsh*t works only in the movies. 580 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,559 And inspired by these sh*tty movies, f**king fools like me 581 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,880 try to find true love in real life, 582 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,880 try to find true love in real life, 583 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:24,720 and those d**kheads belong neither here 584 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:24,720 and those d**kheads belong neither here 585 00:31:25,799 --> 00:31:27,079 nor there.