1 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,839 In every f**king idiot's life, there comes a day 2 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,839 In every f**king idiot's life, there comes a day 3 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,559 when he realises what a f**king idiot he has been. 4 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:33,920 And that day had come for me. 5 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,240 If Reshma hadn't come into my life, 6 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,359 I would have never realised 7 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,359 I would have never realised 8 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,039 that the pit I had fallen into 9 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,479 was dug by me. 10 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,479 was dug by me. 11 00:00:52,679 --> 00:00:54,560 F**KING IDIOT 12 00:00:52,679 --> 00:00:54,560 F**KING IDIOT 13 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,600 Better late than never. 14 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,159 Reshma told me 15 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,159 Reshma told me 16 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,679 that life gives everyone a second chance. 17 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,000 Perhaps, I could get one too. 18 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,000 Perhaps, I could get one too. 19 00:01:15,239 --> 00:01:17,159 Anyway, I'd done a lot of stupid things. 20 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,719 Now, it was time to fix everything. 21 00:01:26,239 --> 00:01:27,200 Maybe... 22 00:02:02,719 --> 00:02:03,879 PARADISE 23 00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:05,239 Hey, Kunal! 24 00:02:06,319 --> 00:02:07,560 Hey, Kuna-- 25 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,759 Bloody hell! 26 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:13,560 Buddy, you look amazing! 27 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:13,560 Buddy, you look amazing! 28 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,400 You don't look bad at all! 29 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:17,680 F**king idiot. 30 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,520 Look, I've got clothes for you. 31 00:02:20,199 --> 00:02:22,479 - Don't just keep staring... - Hey! 32 00:02:24,199 --> 00:02:27,439 Hey, as***le! When did you start drinking country liquor? 33 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:37,639 My dad is calling me so late at night. 34 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:37,639 My dad is calling me so late at night. 35 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,199 Hello, dad. 36 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,199 Hello, dad. 37 00:02:42,319 --> 00:02:44,439 It's your mom, not your dad. 38 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,319 Hello, mom. Aren't you asleep yet? 39 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,319 We were just about to go to bed. 40 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,199 We called you because we were missing you. 41 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,879 Kunal, guess what? I had made your favourite dal-baati today. 42 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,879 Kunal, guess what? I had made your favourite dal-baati today. 43 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,919 Everyone was missing you a lot. 44 00:03:00,759 --> 00:03:02,199 Are you okay, son? 45 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:03,879 Yes, mom. I'm fine. 46 00:03:05,599 --> 00:03:06,800 What could happen to me? 47 00:03:05,599 --> 00:03:06,800 What could happen to me? 48 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:08,240 Wait, talk to your dad. 49 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,520 Hello, son. I've deposited Rs 1 lakh 20 thousand into your account. 50 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,520 Hello, son. I've deposited Rs 1 lakh 20 thousand into your account. 51 00:03:12,719 --> 00:03:13,639 Why? 52 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,280 What do you mean? 53 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:17,439 Look up the fee schedule you sent me. 54 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,599 You have to pay your college and hostel fee, right? 55 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,599 You have to pay your college and hostel fee, right? 56 00:03:21,599 --> 00:03:23,639 Yes, dad. Sorry, I forgot. 57 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,719 You don't have to remember these things. Just focus on your studies. 58 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,719 You don't have to remember these things. Just focus on your studies. 59 00:03:27,159 --> 00:03:29,159 You have to become a big merchant navy officer. 60 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,280 Yes, dad. 61 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,280 Yes, dad. 62 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,840 Are you outdoors right now? 63 00:03:32,159 --> 00:03:34,199 Are you going out after college? 64 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,639 Yes, dad... I had a practical session at college today. 65 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,639 Yes, dad... I had a practical session at college today. 66 00:03:39,199 --> 00:03:41,919 It went on till late. It just got over. We're going back to the hostel now. 67 00:03:42,199 --> 00:03:44,639 Don't you have your practicals in college? 68 00:03:45,039 --> 00:03:47,360 No. It's a merchant navy course. 69 00:03:47,479 --> 00:03:50,520 So, we have to go on a ship on the sea. 70 00:03:47,479 --> 00:03:50,520 So, we have to go on a ship on the sea. 71 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,319 Oh, you went on a ship! Wow! 72 00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:56,080 Okay. Focus on your studies, son. 73 00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:56,080 Okay. Focus on your studies, son. 74 00:03:56,159 --> 00:03:58,439 Yes, dad. I'll study well. 75 00:03:58,879 --> 00:04:00,800 I'll call you tomorrow. Okay? 76 00:03:58,879 --> 00:04:00,800 I'll call you tomorrow. Okay? 77 00:04:00,879 --> 00:04:03,439 - Okay, son. I'm proud of you. - Bye. 78 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,560 Good night. 79 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,680 F**king hell! I'm in deep trouble, man! 80 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,159 My parents are sending me their hard-earned money for college, 81 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,159 My parents are sending me their hard-earned money for college, 82 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,039 and I'm spending their money on booze! 83 00:04:15,199 --> 00:04:16,319 So, quit drinking. 84 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,319 You d*ckhead, I'm asking you to quit drinking! 85 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,319 You d*ckhead, I'm asking you to quit drinking! 86 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,160 My life was so good. I f**ked it up. 87 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,000 Yes, you f**ked it up. 88 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,000 Yes, you f**ked it up. 89 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,040 But what's the use of whining now? 90 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,600 Do one thing. Listen. 91 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,600 Do one thing. Listen. 92 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,920 Take the entrance exam again for the next session and join college. 93 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,480 I can't study now, man! 94 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,480 I can't study now, man! 95 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:46,000 I must find a job. 96 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:47,439 Why can't you study? 97 00:04:48,319 --> 00:04:50,959 You have me. You have Kamna. We'll help you out. 98 00:04:55,439 --> 00:04:56,720 Okay, stop f**king around 99 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,240 and tell me where we're going all dressed up in the middle of the night. 100 00:04:59,639 --> 00:05:01,279 - It's a surprise. - What? 101 00:04:59,639 --> 00:05:01,279 - It's a surprise. - What? 102 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,040 It's a surprise. 103 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,199 What surprise is it, as***le? My life is in shambles here! 104 00:05:05,319 --> 00:05:06,759 Stop whining, motherf**ker! 105 00:05:05,319 --> 00:05:06,759 Stop whining, motherf**ker! 106 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:07,879 Enough of this bullsh*t! 107 00:05:08,519 --> 00:05:10,079 Both of you have lost your minds. 108 00:05:10,199 --> 00:05:12,160 I need to find a job, not a girlfriend. 109 00:05:10,199 --> 00:05:12,160 I need to find a job, not a girlfriend. 110 00:05:12,519 --> 00:05:13,920 Your mixed fruit juices. 111 00:05:14,079 --> 00:05:15,279 Juice? 112 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,519 Just wait a minute. Is this a kitty party? 113 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,519 Just wait a minute. Is this a kitty party? 114 00:05:18,879 --> 00:05:19,879 Drink it. 115 00:05:19,959 --> 00:05:22,560 - What's your problem with juice? - Just drink it, you as***le! 116 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,240 That's enough. 117 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,680 Add 90 ml vodka to it. 118 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:28,920 - Okay, sir. - Go on. 119 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:32,720 Anyway... 120 00:05:34,199 --> 00:05:35,360 coming back to the point. 121 00:05:37,519 --> 00:05:40,079 Kamna thinks... and so do I. 122 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,000 That you need someone in your life. 123 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:43,959 A girl, to be precise. 124 00:05:44,879 --> 00:05:46,160 That's your only cure. 125 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:48,680 I can find my own cure. 126 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:48,680 I can find my own cure. 127 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,439 Please don't worry about me. 128 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,879 Kunal, please, we are not here to argue with you. Okay? 129 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,120 We've shortlisted a few girls who would be really good for you. 130 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,120 We've shortlisted a few girls who would be really good for you. 131 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,079 And you will be meeting them. That's it. 132 00:05:57,199 --> 00:05:58,480 Hey, Tom and Jerry. 133 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,519 If you care so much about me, find me a job instead. 134 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,519 If you care so much about me, find me a job instead. 135 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:01,959 Don't try pimping girls for me. 136 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,560 Hey-- 137 00:06:06,639 --> 00:06:07,759 Unbelievable! 138 00:06:07,879 --> 00:06:10,800 No, no, he wasn't my boyfriend. Just a friend. 139 00:06:10,879 --> 00:06:12,519 Mahesh was absolutely right. 140 00:06:10,879 --> 00:06:12,519 Mahesh was absolutely right. 141 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,560 To get over your ex, you have to move on with a new love. 142 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,639 And to move on, 143 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,639 And to move on, 144 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:23,000 I needed to find a girl, and not just a job. 145 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:26,680 I didn't get the head or tail of it. 146 00:06:27,439 --> 00:06:28,920 Still, I thought 147 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:30,639 what's the harm in giving it a try! 148 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:30,639 what's the harm in giving it a try! 149 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,759 True love lasts a lifetime. 150 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,040 How do you like the name, 'Kadar'? 151 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,360 Kadar? What do you mean? 152 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:15,279 If you are serious about this, you will have to accept Islam. 153 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:15,279 If you are serious about this, you will have to accept Islam. 154 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,439 Or my parents wouldn't approve. 155 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:26,439 Hey, Sophia! 156 00:07:26,519 --> 00:07:28,480 Hi! Hi, Mahesh! 157 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,800 Hey, how are you? 158 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,519 I'm good. How are you? 159 00:07:31,639 --> 00:07:34,240 I'm good too. Meet my friend, Kunal. 160 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,560 Oh, hi, Kunal! 161 00:07:35,639 --> 00:07:37,240 Kunal, this is Kamna's friend. 162 00:07:35,639 --> 00:07:37,240 Kunal, this is Kamna's friend. 163 00:07:37,319 --> 00:07:38,240 - Sophia. - Hi. 164 00:07:38,319 --> 00:07:40,120 Aww, you're cute. 165 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:41,519 Excuse me. 166 00:07:42,319 --> 00:07:44,160 If it weren't for Kamna, I would have pounced on her. 167 00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:12,439 You've got terrible luck. 168 00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:12,439 You've got terrible luck. 169 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,920 Let's go, man. Let's find you someone else. 170 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,920 Let's go, man. Let's find you someone else. 171 00:08:27,519 --> 00:08:29,079 Look around, bro. 172 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:34,840 Look at her. 173 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:38,159 Edline! 174 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,480 - Hi! - Hi! 175 00:08:48,879 --> 00:08:49,879 Chocolate. 176 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,399 This is just your trial. 177 00:08:57,519 --> 00:08:58,840 Show me what you've got. 178 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,360 What the f**k! 179 00:09:02,799 --> 00:09:03,639 What's wrong? 180 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,799 I asked that f**ker for a chocolate flavoured one. 181 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,480 This is f**king banana, man. 182 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,480 This is f**king banana, man. 183 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:10,039 Don't worry. I'll go and get it. You stay here. 184 00:09:10,159 --> 00:09:11,159 Give it to me. 185 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:12,600 I'm not in the mood. 186 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:12,600 I'm not in the mood. 187 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:13,960 Hey! 188 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,440 Hey, 'Idli'! 189 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,519 What a psycho, motherf**ker! 190 00:09:28,879 --> 00:09:30,279 Don't lose hope, tiger! 191 00:09:28,879 --> 00:09:30,279 Don't lose hope, tiger! 192 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:32,639 There is no dearth of girls in Mumbai. 193 00:09:32,799 --> 00:09:34,759 My d*ck is not interested in meeting anyone. 194 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,000 - Enough of this f**king nonsense! - Hey! 195 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,000 - Enough of this f**king nonsense! - Hey! 196 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:38,519 Sir, your glass is full. Where should I pour soda? 197 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,559 In my a**! 198 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:40,840 Bro, you go on. 199 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,200 Kamna! 200 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,200 Kamna! 201 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,639 - Hi! - Hi! 202 00:09:43,759 --> 00:09:45,919 - Oh my God! Oh my God! - How are you? 203 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,559 - I must say you look so good. - Thank you. 204 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:48,919 This is so nice. You look so good. 205 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:48,919 This is so nice. You look so good. 206 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 It was a gift from Roshan. 207 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,120 Okay, listen. 208 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,120 Please, please suggest me something. 209 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,159 About what? 210 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,159 About what? 211 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,559 Okay, tell me. 212 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,440 What attracted you towards me? 213 00:10:00,159 --> 00:10:01,240 Everything. 214 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,519 Wow! What an answer! "Everything." 215 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,440 You need to work a bit harder, Kunal. 216 00:10:08,919 --> 00:10:10,360 Give me some more details. 217 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:12,919 Okay. 218 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:12,919 Okay. 219 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,799 First of all, your curly tresses. 220 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,799 First of all, your curly tresses. 221 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,200 Yeah, I remember. 222 00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:22,080 But you don't want to do it in private? 223 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,879 No, you guys can come over. 224 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,360 And then your lovely smile that drives me crazy. 225 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:29,200 - Yeah, please. - Okay, okay, so let me think. 226 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,639 I know this amazing place. 227 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,639 I know this amazing place. 228 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,000 - Where? Where? - It's a nice restaurant. 229 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,159 And your nose ring. 230 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,440 - Hi. - Oh! Yeah, yeah! 231 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:43,639 - Oh, ho, ho... yo, what's up? - Okay. 232 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:43,639 - Oh, ho, ho... yo, what's up? - Okay. 233 00:10:43,759 --> 00:10:45,720 How much have you had to drink? You can't even walk straight. 234 00:10:46,159 --> 00:10:47,080 Who's she? 235 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,919 Aliya, my best friend. 236 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,919 Aliya, my best friend. 237 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,039 Hi! 238 00:10:51,639 --> 00:10:53,480 Mahesh, get him some lemonade. 239 00:10:54,159 --> 00:10:56,559 - Man, get me some lemonade. - Anyway, tell me more. 240 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,639 Hey, d*ckhead! Was it fun or not? 241 00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:12,639 Tell me. 242 00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:12,639 Tell me. 243 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,639 Come on, tell me. 244 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:17,799 - Mahesh, my bro! - Tell me, bro. 245 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,200 I am in love. 246 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:24,240 What are you laughing at, as***le? 247 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:24,240 What are you laughing at, as***le? 248 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,840 Alright, alright. Tell me. 249 00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:28,519 Serious or a casual fling? 250 00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:29,919 Of course, it's serious. 251 00:11:30,519 --> 00:11:31,960 I don't have casual flings. 252 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,519 The second chapter of "How to f**k up your life" begins. 253 00:11:34,639 --> 00:11:35,559 Let's go home. 254 00:11:35,639 --> 00:11:37,840 Hey, it's the third chapter, not the second. 255 00:11:35,639 --> 00:11:37,840 Hey, it's the third chapter, not the second. 256 00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:39,759 The second chapter featured your Kamna. 257 00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:43,080 Listen, d*ckhead! If you a say a word about Kamna, I'll f**k you up! 258 00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:43,080 Listen, d*ckhead! If you a say a word about Kamna, I'll f**k you up! 259 00:11:43,159 --> 00:11:44,440 Motherf**ker, I'll throw you in the sea. 260 00:11:44,879 --> 00:11:46,799 - Listen to me. - Spit it out. 261 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,200 Who is going to screw you over this time? 262 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,200 Who is going to screw you over this time? 263 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,279 I mean, who have you fallen in love with? 264 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,440 Hey, there! What are you doing here, boys? 265 00:11:57,559 --> 00:11:59,279 What is going on? Are you drinking here? 266 00:11:59,399 --> 00:12:00,720 Arrest them. 267 00:11:59,399 --> 00:12:00,720 Arrest them. 268 00:12:03,919 --> 00:12:05,120 Do you feel like throwing up? 269 00:12:05,879 --> 00:12:06,799 Sir, he's going to throw up. 270 00:12:05,879 --> 00:12:06,799 Sir, he's going to throw up. 271 00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:07,840 - Want to throw up? - No. 272 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,559 Your Kamna... 273 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:19,080 Motherf**ker! 274 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:19,080 Motherf**ker! 275 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,879 If you've decided to fall in love with Kamna now, 276 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,320 then I would rather you die than ruin my love story. 277 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,320 then I would rather you die than ruin my love story. 278 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:26,440 Motherf-- 279 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,080 Tell me, sir. Is it fair? 280 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,080 Tell me, sir. Is it fair? 281 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,240 Would a friend try to steal-- 282 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,039 Just let me complete, you as***le! 283 00:12:33,159 --> 00:12:36,559 It's Kamna's friend. The curly-haired one. 284 00:12:33,159 --> 00:12:36,559 It's Kamna's friend. The curly-haired one. 285 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,600 Aliya. 286 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:40,000 Aliya? 287 00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:43,639 Not my girl. This one's new. Sir, it's another girl. 288 00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:43,639 Not my girl. This one's new. Sir, it's another girl. 289 00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:45,720 - Tell me about Aliya. - I want to see her again. 290 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:49,000 Kunal, you should propose to her. What's holding you back? 291 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:49,000 Kunal, you should propose to her. What's holding you back? 292 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,879 Girls don't fall for your face anyway. 293 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,120 Right, sir? 294 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:55,200 Right. 295 00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:58,360 - Hello! - Yes? 296 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:00,039 I can't propose to her. 297 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:00,039 I can't propose to her. 298 00:13:00,159 --> 00:13:01,480 Why can't you? 299 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:02,799 What's stopping you? 300 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,440 She's committed to her boyfriend. 301 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,159 Son of a b*tch! You're out of luck. 302 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,159 Son of a b*tch! You're out of luck. 303 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,679 When your luck is so bad, what can a-- 304 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:12,720 Hey! 305 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:12,720 Hey! 306 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,960 - Yes, tell me. - Hey d*ckhead! 307 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,600 I'll pick you up in the evening. 308 00:13:27,919 --> 00:13:29,600 Not today. I'm looking for a job. 309 00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:31,320 Don't you want to meet Aliya? 310 00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:31,320 Don't you want to meet Aliya? 311 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,440 What time? 312 00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:37,320 Seven o'clock. Be ready. 313 00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:37,320 Seven o'clock. Be ready. 314 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:39,240 Alright, see you then. I'll be ready. 315 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:41,120 As***le! 316 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,639 Hope is a twisted thing. 317 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,559 When Mahesh told me I'd be meeting Aliya, 318 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,559 When Mahesh told me I'd be meeting Aliya, 319 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,159 I saw a sudden ray of hope. 320 00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:55,720 It felt like God had finally taken pity on me. 321 00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:55,720 It felt like God had finally taken pity on me. 322 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,759 But when I got there... 323 00:14:02,159 --> 00:14:03,679 things were a bit different. 324 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,840 Alright, guys! 325 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,840 Alright, guys! 326 00:14:06,919 --> 00:14:11,320 So, we are here for a very, very special occasion. 327 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,559 Today's the third anniversary of our relationship. 328 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:16,720 Oh, wow! That's great. Congratulations. 329 00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:18,480 - Congratulations. - Did you bring me here for this, as***le? 330 00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:18,480 - Congratulations. - Did you bring me here for this, as***le? 331 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:20,039 - Thank you so much! - Aliya! 332 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,360 - Yes? - I need to talk to you. 333 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,440 Yes, tell me. 334 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,039 In private. 335 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,039 In private. 336 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,559 - Oh! - After dinner? 337 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,399 Then, we have all the time together. 338 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,840 In private. 339 00:14:31,279 --> 00:14:32,320 Kamna! 340 00:14:32,799 --> 00:14:35,399 I think he's going to propose to me tonight! 341 00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:38,000 - What are you saying? - Yeah, I'm so excited! 342 00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:38,000 - What are you saying? - Yeah, I'm so excited! 343 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,960 At least, hear what he has to say first. 344 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,200 - Aliya. - Yes? 345 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:42,440 Can we please talk? 346 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:42,440 Can we please talk? 347 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:43,840 Yeah, sure! 348 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,279 Oh, wow! 349 00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:52,320 Some love stories are like those unwanted children 350 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,559 who are killed before they are born. 351 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,559 who are killed before they are born. 352 00:14:56,799 --> 00:15:00,799 I was convinced that my love story with Aliya was something like that. 353 00:14:56,799 --> 00:15:00,799 I was convinced that my love story with Aliya was something like that. 354 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,799 But then... 355 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,440 Enough, Aliya! 356 00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:09,039 I've been trying to talk to you all this while, 357 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,720 but you just won't give me a chance! 358 00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:11,960 What happened, Roshan? 359 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,919 I... I want to break up. 360 00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:18,240 - What? - Yeah! 361 00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:18,240 - What? - Yeah! 362 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,320 What? 363 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,559 But, Roshan, it's our anniversary... 364 00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:26,519 Aliya, I didn't even remember that it was our anniversary. 365 00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:26,519 Aliya, I didn't even remember that it was our anniversary. 366 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,679 And I called you here today to tell you this! 367 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,360 But you just... 368 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,360 But you just... 369 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,799 What have I done, Roshan? 370 00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:35,679 You didn't do anything wrong, Aliya. It's just that... 371 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,519 you're very clingy. 372 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,360 Clingy? What do you mean? 373 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,600 Yes, you are clingy! 374 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:45,480 Aliya, there's something called space in every relationship. Okay? 375 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:45,480 Aliya, there's something called space in every relationship. Okay? 376 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,720 Do you know anything about space? No! 377 00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:50,480 When I wake up, I'm bombarded with ten "good morning" messages from you. 378 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,440 If I don't talk to you for two hours before going to bed at night, 379 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,279 you don't let me sleep peacefully! 380 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,279 you don't let me sleep peacefully! 381 00:15:55,399 --> 00:15:56,799 And it doesn't stop at that! 382 00:15:56,879 --> 00:15:58,840 You keep nagging me all day! 383 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,919 "Baby, did you bathe?" "Baby, did you eat?" 384 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,919 "Baby, did you bathe?" "Baby, did you eat?" 385 00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:04,720 I'm f**king fed up with all this! 386 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,559 And on top of that, you want to celebrate an anniversary every month! 387 00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:11,200 "The first time we talked" anniversary, 388 00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:12,519 "the first time we kissed" anniversary, 389 00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:12,519 "the first time we kissed" anniversary, 390 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,200 "the first time we f**ked" anniversary... 391 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:17,759 Even a Kalnirnay calendar doesn't have so many anniversaries! 392 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,879 Roshan, I'll try my best to change. 393 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,360 I swear to God. Please. 394 00:16:22,519 --> 00:16:23,519 Aliya. 395 00:16:25,159 --> 00:16:27,000 This can't work. 396 00:16:27,399 --> 00:16:29,080 And you can't change. 397 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,720 Okay? 398 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,720 Okay? 399 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,799 So, you please enjoy your party. 400 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:36,720 And just to let you know, I'm already dating someone. 401 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:36,720 And just to let you know, I'm already dating someone. 402 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,279 - Bloody hell! - Bloody hell! 403 00:16:39,639 --> 00:16:40,759 Bye. 404 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,159 - Roshan! - Yeah, please. Please. 405 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,159 - Roshan! - Yeah, please. Please. 406 00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:49,200 Roshan, wait. 407 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:50,399 Aliya, wait! 408 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,639 Love is strange, isn't it? 409 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,240 Those who yearn for it don't get it. 410 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,240 Those who yearn for it don't get it. 411 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,480 And those who have it don't value it. 412 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,000 I wish Aliya loved me so much. 413 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:05,920 She will. 414 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,960 That as***le doesn't deserve Aliya. You do. 415 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,680 And, buddy, if you have the balls, 416 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,680 And, buddy, if you have the balls, 417 00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:17,319 you must woo Aliya. 418 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:19,599 And she will be yours. 419 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:22,160 Come on, tiger. 420 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,799 Why are you getting so excited? 421 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,160 I haven't wooed her yet. She just had a break-up. 422 00:17:26,519 --> 00:17:28,599 She will be yours. What am I here for? 423 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,200 How? 424 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,200 How? 425 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:31,599 I'll use the ultimate weapon. 426 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,000 The ultimate weapon? 427 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:36,319 The ultimate weapon to woo a girl. 428 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:36,319 The ultimate weapon to woo a girl. 429 00:17:39,839 --> 00:17:42,640 They say that true love happens once in a lifetime. 430 00:17:39,839 --> 00:17:42,640 They say that true love happens once in a lifetime. 431 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,440 That's f**king nonsense! 432 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:48,160 If that were true, half the people in the world would die single. 433 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:48,160 If that were true, half the people in the world would die single. 434 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,240 It's f**king love, man! 435 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,519 It's not chickenpox that it can't happen again! 436 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:58,480 Hey! How are you, Aliya? 437 00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:01,480 Tell me. Why did you want to meet me? 438 00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:01,480 Tell me. Why did you want to meet me? 439 00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:04,160 Kamna told me that you liked ice cream. 440 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,160 So, I thought I'd take you out on an ice cream date. 441 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,160 So, I thought I'd take you out on an ice cream date. 442 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,920 No, Kunal. Not today. 443 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,039 I... 444 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,079 I'm not in the mood. 445 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,079 I'm not in the mood. 446 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,920 - So, let's get you in the mood! Get in. - No, Kunal. 447 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:16,960 - Get in! - Kunal, please! 448 00:18:17,039 --> 00:18:19,000 - Get in! Come on! Wait. - Kunal! 449 00:18:17,039 --> 00:18:19,000 - Get in! Come on! Wait. - Kunal! 450 00:18:19,079 --> 00:18:20,680 - Are you forcing me, Kunal? - Get in fast! 451 00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:22,480 Aliya, I don't have all day. Get in fast. 452 00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:24,039 - Get in! Hurry up! - Kunal... 453 00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:24,039 - Get in! Hurry up! - Kunal... 454 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:24,920 - No! - Okay, fine! 455 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,440 Hurry up! I don't have all day. 456 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,160 - Shall we go? - You're so childish! 457 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,160 - Shall we go? - You're so childish! 458 00:18:33,799 --> 00:18:35,519 - Is it true? - What? 459 00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:37,119 That women prefer chocolate over sex? 460 00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:37,119 That women prefer chocolate over sex? 461 00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:39,480 I don't know about others, but I do. 462 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,640 I hate chocolate. 463 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,200 In fact, I don't like any flavour except pineapple. 464 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,200 In fact, I don't like any flavour except pineapple. 465 00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:50,400 Do you like pineapple? 466 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,559 I love it. 467 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,240 Roshan loved it too. 468 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,839 He's gone, Aliya! 469 00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:10,279 Forget about him! 470 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,480 It's not so easy, Kunal. 471 00:19:16,319 --> 00:19:17,359 I know. 472 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,119 What was her name? 473 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,240 Tara. 474 00:19:29,599 --> 00:19:30,759 Were you able to forget Tara? 475 00:19:29,599 --> 00:19:30,759 Were you able to forget Tara? 476 00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:36,960 At least... 477 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,000 At least, did you move on? 478 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,119 How? 479 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,119 How? 480 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:51,359 When one stops being crazy in love, 481 00:19:53,039 --> 00:19:56,640 one gradually starts to see the difference between love and stupidity clearly. 482 00:19:53,039 --> 00:19:56,640 one gradually starts to see the difference between love and stupidity clearly. 483 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,440 With time, I could see it too. 484 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,440 With time, I could see it too. 485 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,319 Kunal, 486 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,240 can I... 487 00:20:12,839 --> 00:20:14,119 can I hug you? 488 00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:15,640 Can I get a hug? 489 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,759 I... I need it. 490 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,759 I... I need it. 491 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,880 Yes, sure. 492 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,000 I swear Roshan is stupid. 493 00:20:51,599 --> 00:20:53,200 How could anyone leave you? 494 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,319 What are you doing, Kunal? 495 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:07,480 I love you, Aliya. 496 00:21:08,839 --> 00:21:09,839 What? 497 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,920 Yes, Aliya. 498 00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:12,799 - And I'm not like Roshan-- - Please stop it! 499 00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:12,799 - And I'm not like Roshan-- - Please stop it! 500 00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:19,519 I'm sorry. Look, Kunal. 501 00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:19,519 I'm sorry. Look, Kunal. 502 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,000 I see you as a friend. 503 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,119 That's it. 504 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,119 That's it. 505 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,640 And anyway, 506 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,759 I'm not over Roshan yet. 507 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,759 I'm not over Roshan yet.