What's going on, man?
You fool,
now that you've got the girl, you're leaving your buddy.
I've lost Tara once, buddy.
I don't want to lose her again.
I love you, buddy.
Stop staring at me. Let's go.
Let's go, buddy.
- Bye! - Bye! God bless you!
I'm sorry, Kunal.
Why are you sorry?
Because of me,
you didn't become a merchant navy officer.
It was your dream.
I've said this before,
and I'm saying it again today.
You are my dream, Tara.
Only you.
I couldn't afford it.
But I still sent you to Mumbai.
We sold your mother's jewellery, our land in the village...
We sold everything and paid your college fees on time every year.
For what? So that you could come back here as a waiter?
You should have brought some poison for us!
At least, we wouldn't have had to suffer this pain!
Dad, the hotel industry isn't so bad either.
I'll get a couple of years of experience and go abroad.
There, the starting salary itself is one or two lakhs.
You've betrayed me!
Here, we all were foolishly hoping
that our son would come back home as a merchant navy officer.
And he has become a waiter!
Stop being so critical! What's wrong with being a waiter?
I bought a car after becoming a waiter!
That's exactly what I want to know!
How did you buy a car?
Which waiter can afford a car within a year after getting the job? Tell me!
Dad, I'm not a waiter at a dhaba! I work at a five-star hotel!
I make a good living from the tips I get.
And I've bought a second-hand car. It's an old model. I got a good deal.
Have you become a drug dealer in Mumbai?
I had warned you to keep an eye on him.
I told you he was getting out of hand. But...
What is all this?
Mom, everything will be okay.
Forget it.
Have you really become a drug dealer?
Come on, mom!
No, I haven't!
There are very few people in the world who don't care about anything except love.
I was one of them.
Will you go back to Mumbai?
After getting the experience of working at five-star hotels in Mumbai,
people go to America.
They earn in dollars.
Why did you come to Indore?
Why would someone whose love is in Indore go to America, sir?
Right.
Excuse me.
Sir, it's an important call. Please give me a minute if you don't mind.
- Go ahead. - Thank you, sir.
- Will talk to you tomorrow then. - Thank you, sir.
Hi, Tara.
I love you, Tara.
I love you a lot.
I love you too, Kunal.
Why are you wearing so many clothes? Take them off!
Look! He has started smoking!
Are these the values you taught him?
I don't know what all he has learnt there!
Why did we send him there?
To become a merchant navy officer!
And he became a waiter!
No, he's here.
These people will drive me crazy!
You know why permanent tattoos are called permanent, right?
Once you get her name tattooed, it'll be there forever.
You may shed your skin, but this tattoo won't go away.
I know.
No, I was just warning you.
You see, a girlfriend doesn't come with a lifetime warranty.
But this does.
Hey, stop this nonsense and make the tattoo. Got it?
What if the girl leaves you?
That's why I warned you.
Tara will never leave me.
Wow!
I can't believe this!
I love you, Kunal.
I love you, Tara.
I love you, baby.
I love you too.
I love you, Tara.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I can't believe we're together.
It feels like a dream.
Hello! How's the top?
It's terrible.
Take it off.
Kunal...
This is not your house. It's a mall. Get out of here.
What nonsense!
Two tickets to the next show.
Sir, people don't want to watch this movie even once.
- And you want to watch it again! - Last row, corner seat.
I love you.
Have you never loved anyone apart from me?
No.
Not even a little?
No.
Didn't you even try?
No.
Why?
Because there's only one Tara.
- Tara! - Hi!
Pull over here.
Hi!
Wait a minute.
Hey!
- Hey! I don't want it now. - Sorry, eat it.
Please eat it.
Please.
- Isn't it good? - Have it.
Now, I won't give it to you.
- Come on! - Hey!
Okay, okay.
- Eat it whole. - Your phone is ringing.
Just a second.
Hello.
Yes, Pratyush!
Yes, we'll meet that day.
Okay.
Yes, I know.
Pratyush, stop it.
Yes, yes, I know.
Okay, bye.
What happened? Why are you looking at me like this?
- Kiss me. - What?
Here?
Yes, here. Do you mind?
Why do you say that?
Just kiss me, Tara.
In front of everyone?
In front of everyone.
I love you.
Jalebi.
Eat it.
Take this.
Is tea okay, or should I bring you vodka?
Sis,
please ask dad to stop being angry with me.
He still isn't talking to me.
How long will this go on?
Well, your actions were such.
But he still loves you just as much.
He was talking about you this morning.
He said that if you wanted to work in the hotel industry,
he'd sponsor your hotel management course.
Really?
Yes.
- Did dad say that? - Yes.
The tea is awful, by the way.
I'll slap you!
May I tell you something?
Look, love and all is fine,
but one thing is very important in any relationship.
Trust.
Given what Tara has done before,
will you be able to trust her?
Let me go, Kunal. It's 5 p.m.
College closes at 4 p.m.
My mom will ask me a hundred questions. Please let me go.
This isn't happening for the first time, Tara.
And anyway, by now, you must have a list of excuses to make at home.
Yes, but my mom has made a similar list.
Because I've done nothing except for making excuses at home all month.
Isn't it worth it, Tara?
For you, a thousand times over.
Who is Pratyush? He's always calling you!
He's a friend. He's my batchmate.
He's my dance partner for the college fest.
Couldn't you choose a girl as your dance partner?
Really?
Are you sure he's just a friend, Tara?
Kunal, what do you mean?
Do you think I sleep with every guy I come across?
No, I didn't mean that.
So, what did you mean?
You don't say it, but it shows on your face, Kunal.
Every time a guy calls me, I see the expressions on your face.
Yes, I made a mistake once.
But that doesn't mean...
It's disgusting!
Tara, listen. I'm sorry. Please. I made a mistake.
Sorry.
We were in 10th grade when I first fell in love with you, Tara.
Whenever I close my eyes,
I only see one face.
Yours.
When you say my name,
I swear I get goosebumps.
People only talk about their first love.
Nobody focuses on their last love.
But for me,
you are my first love,
and you will be my last love too.
I trust you, Tara.
I trust you with all my heart.
But when I think about losing you again,
it terrifies me, baby.
Are you still angry? Should I console you more?
Why do you love me so much?
I don't know.
Some mistakes just happen.
Tell me.
Why do you love me so much?
I really don't know.
There must be some reason.
There's none.
Because when you love someone for a reason,
the love dies when the reason dies.
Will you marry me?
What kind of question is that?
If you want, we can get married right now!
Really!
I don't know what to say.
Just say that you love me.
I love you, Tara.
I love you lots.
Had it been a Bollywood film,
this would have been the end.
The hero got his heroine.
The hero returned home too.
And the hero's parents forgave all his bullsh*t.
And yes,
the heroine decided to spend her whole life with the hero.
Wow!
In simple words, "happily ever after".
But this wasn't a movie.
It was real life.
And that too, my life.
And in my life, happiness is like an orgasm.
It f**king doesn't last for too long!
What's up?
Are you waiting for a call from your girlfriend?
A wise person once said
that if your girlfriend calls you first on your birthday,
you're sure to have a great sex life throughout the year.
Well said!
And who was this wise person?
Me, of course! Kunal Marathe!
How old are you now?
21.
F&B executive at 21! Good going, bro!
God has been kind to me.
Oh, Tara is calling!
Talk to her. I'll be right back. Okay?
I'll prepare for your party.
Happy birthday, d**khead!
Thanks, bro.
How are you? Where are you? Where's the party?
I'm at work, bro. We'll celebrate. I'll call you later, okay?
- Listen, I want a bottle of Old Monk. - Yes, bro.
- Butter Chicken too. - You'll get it, bro. I'm at work now.
- Bye. - Bye.
- Hello, mom. - Happy birthday, my dear son!
- Thank you, mom. - How are you?
- I'm good. I'm at work. - All good? How's work?
It's good. I'm still at work, actually.
Wait, talk to your dad.
Kunal!
- Young boy! - Hello, dad.
Happy birthday!
Thank you, dad.
- Hi, Kamna. - Happy birthday, handsome.
Thank you.
- Hello. - Greetings, Kunal! How are you?
Did you not recognise me?
What's up, birthday boy?
What happened? What's with the long face?
F**king hell, even my milkman called to wish me!
But Tara hasn't called yet.
Two years ago, the same thing happened to me.
Neelam, my girlfriend,
didn't wish me.
Even at 1 a.m, she didn't call.
Not even a message. And I was very angry.
I decided not to talk to Neelam.
Then, when I finished my duty at the hotel
and reached home,
Neelam was standing
with a cake,
and she was
naked.
Really?
Bottom line.
When she ignores you on a special day,
you're gonna get
lucky.
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Kunal. ♪
♪ May God bless you. ♪
- Excuse me. - ♪ Happy birthday, dear Kunal. ♪
Hello.
Kunal.
Yes, who is this?
Do you know what a nympho is?
Who is this?
I was the second guy to sleep with your Tara.
Hey, as***le!
Who is this, motherf**ker?
Ronit.
Was our last meeting not good enough for you, Ronit?
Send me your address.
I'll come to meet you now.
First, answer my question. Do you know what a nympho is?
It's my birthday today, Ronit. Don't f**k with my mood. Got it?
Okay, I'll tell you.
Look, if we focus on men,
then a nympho is he who can never get enough of women.
There are men
who are not satisfied no matter how many women they sleep with.
The womanisers, playboys,
men who are crazy for sex. And women.
Are you talking about yourself, d**khead?
You could say that.
But the point is, it's not true that only men are nymphomaniacs.
Women are just as horny.
Take Tara for example.
Hey, motherf**ker! Enough!
It's not her fault, Kunal. That's just her nature.
She can't stay with one person for too long.
You might've moved from Mumbai to Indore for her,
but she will get bored with you.
Stay within your limits, Ronit!
Times change, my friend. But a person's innate nature doesn't.
Do you use WhatsApp?
Of course, you do.
Even beggars use the internet these days.
Are you done?
Do you know Pratyush?
He's the guy with whom Tara dances at every college fest.
I'm sending you his address. Go there.
Why?
Is your mother with him tonight?
No, buddy. Tara is.
Ronit, as***le...
Ronit!
F**king moron...