Even I called you several times. Did you check your calls?
[Rohit] My phone was misplaced, I just found it.
- Where are you? - At home,
having lunch with Dilip.
Brother-in-law, you'll have to tell us
what you like about Poonam.
Probably I didn't tell you this before.
Rohit, you've said this on several occasions.
Then let me say it once more.
Your place in my life,
no one can take it, nor will I let anyone else take it.
- Where are we going? - To get married.
- To get married? - Yeah.
[Title Montage]
You...have you gone mad, Rohit?
Yes, I've gone mad...
in your love.
I'm crazy about having you in my life.
I shouldn't have come here. I just...
just made a big mistake.
Why mistake?
It's going to happen anyway.
Why not now?
We'll get married in a temple today,
and then in front of everybody when the time comes.
- Rohit? - Why? Are you getting cold feet?
Turn right.
[People indistinctly chattering]
Where is Rohit?
Sister-in-law, he's gone to the office.
To the office?
[Music playing]
[Ananya giggling] Stop it!
Oh, stop! Pull over to the side.
[Tires screeching]
Okay, Mrs. Mehra. See you then.
Oh! What are you doing?
Someone might see us, Rohit! Stop it!
What?
- You're my wife now. - Shut up!
- We're husband and wife now! - No...
No one should come to know about it. Please!
Hmm!
- Our little secret! - Yes.
Back to responsibilities then. Bye.
[Car door opens]
[Door closes]
[Music playing]
Where's Rohit?
There he comes.
Excuse me! It's my husband.
Listen!
Looking at you, why do I get the feeling
that you've seen a ghost!
Darling, you shouldn't call yourself a ghost!
Listen!
Rohit!
Rohit, where are you?
Rohit! Where were you?
Your clothes are here.
The groom's family has arrived!
At least today, you could've skipped office.
It's a wedding ceremony! We need you all the time here.
[Door opens and closes] These are the buttons.
Don't forget them!
What happened?
Take these buttons. Don't forget to wear them, okay?
And please make it fast!
So cute!
You remember your positions, right?
- Arya, please! - Here.
Oh, God! Okay.
You'll be on the side...
I've told this Nikki.
If she reads my WhatsApp chats again,
I'm going to kill her. I'm going to kill her, for sure.
[Camera shutter clicks]
Chill, wife!
F**k you, Arya! Wife?
We're only getting married! I'm not going to be a typical wife.
I'm going to stay the same.
All this...this fuss. This 40,000 bucks make up,
this heavy jewellery, and all these clothes;
I won't be able to handle it daily. And...
So just, stop drooling!
Okay, by the way, we'll go to America for our honeymoon.
So we'll check out the universities after going there, okay?
And before I forget,
your collection of those s****y cars,
you need to upgrade!
No, bro! That's not okay.
'Bro' from 'wife'? I like it.
- No. Listen... - Sit.
Listen! I can accept all your conditions,
but that's not happening. No, never.
Okay, I give up! You keep it.
[Cherry] You got married?
Do you watch too many films?
You eloped?
[Cherry] Wait...
I know. You're pregnant, right?
Are you mad?
But, we fell for this stupidity.
And that was because of you two.
You kept showing me photos over b****y Facebook,
which made me insecure, and I ended up at Rohit's house.
Then, you know...
I've put him into trouble, because of you guys.
Now please don't tell anyone about this, okay?
Let it be.
If not for us, you wouldn't be married in the first place.
You would still be waiting for Rohit, by 'being a Meera'.
This calls for a celebration!
Champagne, girls?
Honestly, I've committed a blunder.
But, to tell you the truth,
I'm quite happy!
I'm getting a feeling of satisfaction.
Aww...
But, please, don't tell anyone.
You know, it's very serious.
Rohit can go to jail because of this.
Forget about it. Let's chill, and celebrate!
Group hug, girls!
[All laughing]
Brother Rohit and Sister-in-law have filed for a divorce,
and you hid such a big thing from me!
How could you?
Anyway...
Look, you're his friend.
You're married and happy about it.
So, I think, it's your duty
to make him realize about his mistake,
and convince him to withdraw the divorce papers.
Thank you.
While solving their issue,
I fear we might get divorced in these six months.
We've discussed your face on several occasions.
You have no chance!
Wow! Hey, darling, music's on. Let's dance.
No, dear, thank you.
Excuse me!
Who's this handsome man, huh?
Ms. Sheena,
you're looking great!
Mr. Guri, seeing you today,
I'm remembering someone.
Shah Rukh Khan!
That too in a turban!
You like Shah Rukh Khan?
Not really!
Just men in turbans.
[Sheena] Music's good, isn't it?
- Dance? - Yeah, why not?
[Song playing]
[Phone ringing]
Hello!
[Music playing]
It was great!
- You know, Mr. Guri? - Yeah?
I've surveyed the whole of India.
Delhi...Mumbai...Gujarat.
In fact, just a few days ago,
I even explored Tamil Nadu.
Is it?
My ex, Mr. Rajagopalan, hailed from there.
Now only Punjab's remaining.
I've still to see
all of Punjab!
Hey, I'm there for you!
It'll take several days for you to travel across Punjab.
Our Punjab is very big.
The greenery...
Yeah, I can see that.
Farms, barns, buildings...
mustard curry and corn roti.
- [Sheena laughing] - It's awesome! Don't ask.
Oh, Guri!
Let's have another drink.
Uh, okay.
You want a drink?
I'll get it, okay?
- What will you have? - Rum!
Rum? Just a minute.
I'll be back.
[Guri] Waiter!
So you want to explore the whole of Punjab,
very closely, is it?
[Sheena laughs] Not at all, darling!
You enjoy your Punjab!
By the way, your husband dances pretty well!
Even you should dance with him.
- Enjoy yourself a little, Jassi! - Listen!
And he's very handsome, isn't it?
Quite the ladykiller, huh?
Ms. Sheena, in our family, husbands understand their roles,
unlike other husbands, who keep drooling everywhere.
Jassi, darling!
I was just advising you.
Excuse me!
I don't need your advice.
First you handle your own family,
where husbands, like 20-year-old boys,
elope and get married,
like thieves, that too without informing anyone.
What are you trying to say?
You got married?
- How do you know? - I learnt from my wife.
And you know very well, that she's a social spokesperson.
Now that she knows, the whole world will come to know.
[V] Um...Ana...
Cherry told her brother, and
her brother told his wife.
S**t.
There's a big problem!
Rohit got married.
Guri was drunk during the party, and was dancing,
when my sister-in-law called.
Does Pranav know about it?
No. Let's go and tell him.
Sorry! Excuse us for a second.
Um, I don't know how to say this to you, but,
today, in the afternoon,
when we were unaware about where Rohit was,
he had actually
gone to the temple to get married to Ananya.
Mom...
The ring ceremony is about to start. Let's go.
Come, Aunty, let's go.
[Song playing]
[Footsteps]
[Rohit knocking]
Brother-in-law, not now, please!
Let him come in.
[Rohit] Poonam. I just wanted to...
I was just 18, Rohit, when I met you,
and got engaged to you.
When we exchanged rings,
I felt very safe and secure.
[Exhales]
I left everything for you.
Everything.
My family, my career... Everything.
I gave up everything for you.
Poonam!
You see, this is only... I mean...
We've already separated.
Not us, Rohit. You.
It was your wish, not mine.
I just always,
just always fulfilled your wish every time.
But not anymore, Rohit!
I've taken a decision today,
that you'll leave right now from this place.
Just leave.
Poonam!
We've guests in our house, it's Bani's wedding.
What are you saying? Please be reasonable, okay?
You never wanted it, Rohit, did you?
- What? - This marriage!
And, Rohit, I can't act anymore.
Please! Just leave.
I'll handle everything. Everything.
Just...just... Please leave from here.
Congratulations for your marriage, Rohit!
[Title track playing]