This Harry...
...has bought this book of Faiz.
Have you thought of the real reason behind this?
Hi.
Abhi,
I mean Abhimanyu.
- Yes. - I have come to tell you this.
That if you like me then, it’s not going to proceed further.
Okay,
So I am attracted to you,
but I won’t make a pass at you.
What are you doing?
I am taking a picture. Smile please.
Please ya, no pictures, please delete the pictures.
But...
- [Poonam] Really - [Abhimanyu] Yes.
Hi.
What happened?
Ananya, there is nothing between us,
so please don’t share this with Rohit.
Poonam relax.
It’s your life.
With whom you want to go out, drink coffee, it’s your choice.
[Title Montage]
[Ananya] Coffee.
So mercury is going to retrograde from today, huh.
And it’s written this week, Librans like me will have a lovephoid.
And the only cure will be, that our wives should pamper us.
Lovephoid?
- Like typhoid. - Yes I got it.
- I know why you are telling me all this? - Why?
By reading this fake horoscope, you want to take advantage.
It’s written here.
And see I can feel it.
- Oh. - Yes, lovephoid is happening.
Here, drink coffee.
What is Poonam’s sun sign?
Taurus.
You know,
what the problem with her is.
What?
It’s been almost a week and she hasn’t answered my messages.
She isn’t picking up my phone.
She must be busy.
So busy?
There are so many things to be done.
Mother’s doctor’s appointment.
Bani’s FD is pending.
To discuss all that, she is not calling me back also.
Actually I know what the problem is.
What?
On my birthday, I had given a speech.
She didn't like it.
[Ananya] Now, how do I tell him, that it isn’t about you at all?
She is still not over you.
No?
She is not over me.
No, she is over me.
- Really. - Yes.
Then she must be.
Then what is the problem?
I don’t know, as a woman I feel she is fine.
Yes.
Let’s see.
Will come to know tomorrow.
It’s 'Karva Chauth'.
Her first 'Karva Chauth'.
[Ananya] Watching her coffee mug picture on Abhimanyu’s profile,
it doesn’t seem so.
I mean after her divorce, her first 'Karva Chauth.'
She won’t be able to fast.
[Rohit] We will see.
You know, seriously I feel it’s been long after the divorce.
She should move on now.
[Ananya] Poonam looked very happy at the coffee shop.
It’s difficult.
[Ananya] Maybe she can’t forget you.
What?
Nothing.
What do you mean by nothing?
- Are you enjoying at my expense? - No, no. absolutely not.
What?
- Enjoying it. - No, no.
- Yes of course you are. - What are you doing?
[Screaming]
[Both laughing]
[Vandy] So smooth, so sexy.
It also looks good, it’s long too.
Think, at our house.
On Saturday night.
[Vandy] Sunday breakfast. Even better.
Hello, they are vegetables.
We know.
We were staring at brinjal and gourd,
you spoilt all our fun.
Seriously guys,
now you have started flirting with the veggies instead of the boys?
This stupid idea, must surely be of Cherry’s. Isn’t it?
But it’s a great place, they veggies are very fresh.
Yes, Harry told me about this place.
Best organic vegetables.
He buys from here and cooks every Sunday.
Wow, what a looker and a cooker.
Ana, set me up with Harry please.
Are you mad, he is a player. No way.
Hey, our girl is perfect right swipe for him.
You are also jumping on a stupid idea.
Silly.
[Cherry] You know, what was the breaking news last year?
Megan Markle’s friend had sent her on a blind date with Prince Harry.
And you can’t fix a date for me with the commoner, Harry.
Dude, all I am saying that you and Harry are incompatible, I...
You know what Ana, I think you judge me.
What? No.
Of course you are judging me,
like one of those typical married woman.
And just because I have a wild past...
...doesn’t mean I can’t settle down.
And you both being my friends are not believing me.
Hey Cherry, what’s wrong with you?
I am just saying, you and Harry it’s like...
Forget it Ana.
Cherry.
Now how do I explain to her?
Ana, I think she is upset, I will go and pacify her.
What, where are you going?
We all had planned that in the afternoon, we all will shop here.
And then I have to go home and cook for Rohit.
Ana, should I tell you something?
Whenever we three meet,
it’s always about you Rohit, and your life.
[Vandy] We also can have problems.
She is upset, I am going to pacify her.
Vandy.
[Phone ringing]
Come on baby, one more.
Ya, baby, go for it.
Oh, come on bro increase the speed.
- Increase the speed. - Hey, listen.
Enough. Stop it.
Enough.
This much stamina is enough, to make love.
What? You patched up?
Oh, Then prove it that she really loves you a lot.
Not required, dumbo. Everything will be proved tomorrow.
On Karva Chauth.
- Karva Chauth. - Ya.
Listen, Bani, will you fast for Karva Chauth?
You are going to fast the whole day?
That too for him?
So that he dies after you.
Listen he is a desperate wannabe.
By the way I have read on the internet,
that the male death rate is faster than females, in India.
- Come on, dude. - Shut up, kiddo.
My wife is going to fast for me, Isn’t it darling?
Balls, I am keeping fast for you.
I am not going to fast.
I already have an issue of acidity.
If I fast, I will die.
And I don’t want to die before you.
So thanks, but no thanks.
Baby.
Oh.
[Giggling]
You were not here, last Karva Chauth.
- You were in college. - Yes.
But this time, we will celebrate Karva Chauth...
...grandly.
I had worn this saree and jewellery on my first Karva Chauth.
So this time, you wear it. Okay.
Tomorrow morning wake up by 4.
We have to do the ‘Sargi’.
Thank you, thank you mummy.
- You need help. - No thanks.
Okay, babes for acidity take tomorrow’s dose today itself.
Listen you smart a***,
whatever I am doing is not for you but for your mom.
And this is the last time, I am gonna ever do this crap.
- Oh, really. - Hey what you doing?
Arya leave me. I will leave you.
I know and I will leave you.
But I know, deep in your heart you just love me.
Don’t you?
Now whether you do for me or for some other reason.
My life is elongating. Yes or no.
Arya, let me go.
Oh I getting so much peace, standing here.
will stay here.
- Arya let me go. - Okay, I will.
- Call me the moon. - Hey.
- Call me the moon once. - Hey just shut up.
Moon.
[Singing a song]
Hey, have you gone mad?
- Leave me, let me go. - I am coming.
They both left me in the middle and went away.
At the super market, absolutely alone.
What?
You too, are not listening.
- I am listening. - Who left me and went?
Vandy, Cherry, left me and went away.
Since when I am telling you that.
Nobody listens to me.
That's not good. Not good at all.
Okay, listen tomorrow there is a party at Guri’s place.
School reunion.
So all the friends are coming with their wives.
Will you come?
Yes, fine. I will come, of course I will.
Since my friends don’t like me being married.
So, I think I should hang out more with married people now.
I will come for sure.
But this is not good at all.
But anyways, let it go, it happens.
You always said that they both are your life lines.
Its okay, it happens sometimes between friends.
That Cherry needs to get a life, she is like...
What? Get a life?
- No I mean. - She has a good life Rohit.
- Yes. - She can live it the way she wants to.
She can experiment.
- She can do whatever she wants with her life. I think she is - No,
...that’s not what I meant sweetie.
I meant that, I mean...
...progressively.
You know, what.
Let it be, I meant it in a nice way.
Sorry.
Don’t b***h my friends out.
I am not b***g your friends out. I am not.
No, No Jassi. I cannot make it.
First of all I am busy secondly...
...it will be easy, if only one of Rohit’s wives comes for dinner.
No, I am really not coming.
Give my love to sister-in-law Shalini and Tipsy.
And also congratulate Sharmila for her new boutique.
Bye.
[Deeply exhales]
Going somewhere?
Oh, yes.
Ladies dinner.
Tsk.
You lie so badly, Poonam.
[Giggling]
Okay, come with me I want to show you something.
- Where? - Come on.
- [Sheena] Hey, Poonam. - What am I doing?
Relax Poonam.
It’s so cute.
Nicky and your expression were identical.
While texting.
It’s adorable.
He is just my friend.
I like it, with him.
I forget everything when I am with you.
I feel young.
So, what’s the problem?
Have some good clean fun today.
And lot of mischief later.
[Giggling]
Poonam anyway the world is filled with sorrow,
if you get some happiness then who is to complain?
He is calling me home today.
He is cooking sushi.
Sushi?
Maybe along with sushi,
there might be a smoochie.
Nothing of that sort will happen.
I will whack him with my LV bag on his face.
Oh really.
[Both laughing]
- Okay, bye. - Bye sweetheart.
[Veera] Come and see this.
You will not believe.
There are 13 marriage alliances for Poonam.
What?
That’s because of all her new pictures.
- Oh, the sunlight pictures. - Yes, can you see?
Show me.
- Poonam is in demand. - Yes, totally.
If she doesn’t like them, I will check them out.
Sheena, you...
[Sheena giggling]
Sheena, granny.
- Did you see this? - Yes, it's...
[Veera] Very pretty, from where did you buy?
Delhi haat.
- Very nice. - It's nice, isn't it.
Let’s go and eat something from the kitchen.
- Yes. let’s go. - Come.
[Dadi] Nicky.
Nicky.
I want to learn computer.
Right now.
[Woman 1] Since she has opened her boutique at Hauz Khas.
By god, she has gone insane.
She must have bought the ‘Sharara’s' from Karol Bagh.
Nada and Kurta’s from Lajpat Nagar. And prices?
She has priced them like Manish Malhotra.
[Woman 1] We have that much sense.
Don’t we know the difference between Gucci and Gussi?
You know Tipsy, I am very down too.
[Woman 2] And even my tailors are very down too.
- Earth. - Earth?
Down to earth.
Yes, I meant that.
You know, if you want to stitch kurta’s and blouses.
Poonam too used to get it stitched from me.
Of course.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
[Woman 1] She can’t fit in our group.
Missing Poonam so much.
- [Jassi] Keep the spoons properly. - Jassi, need help.
No, thanks.
[Exhales]
[Dialogue’s playing over radio]
[Song playing over radio]
[Abhimanyu singing song]
[Giggling]
[Abhimanyu singing song]
No.
[Song playing over radio]
[Both laughing]
Are you serious, we are doing this?
[Giggling]
[Poonam] Stop here, drop me here.
- Aah. - [Abhimanyu] Yes.
But your house is there.
Yes, but I will go from here.
I enjoyed a lot today, thank you so much.
I am learning a lot from you.
Like what?
Well, you know so much about shares, stock, and travel.
[Song playing over radio]
What are you doing?
I don’t know.
I am asking myself this question every day.
And the answer is.
I don’t know.
I have deleted Tinder, I don’t date other girls.
And I am...
...just stronger to you.
[Car door opens]
[Car door closes]
[Car door opens]
[Car door closes]
You are running away from the situation?
No.
I am a friend.
Will stay here.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Oh, so are you asking me for a date?
You will go out on a date, with someone else.
Download Tinder.
Is that really what you want?
That I should go out on a date with someone else?
Yes.
Abhi, I am just your friend.
And will always remain so.
Thanks and good night.
Poonam, listen.
Okay,
I will go on a date.
And what if I still miss you?
Now I am going to tell Ananya to do the office.
Don’t let your husband design his office.
Why? Now she is married.
Aren’t you aware,
that Rohit and Ananya, met like this while designing.
I am saying, please be a little alert while hiring a designer.
In fact take her interview on a video call.
Means.
Don’t hire a single lady, for home décor.
God knows, while designing,
what knowledge she will impart to our husband’s.
Now a days, anything can happen.
You know, people can’t bear good marriages anymore.
Yes it’s true.
I ward off the evil eye from my husband every day.
[Phone ringing]
Hi.
Hey Ananya, what’s up?
I am trying to be friends with the enemy camp.
What’s up with you?
Lots and lots of pain. Huh?
What happened?
Ana, can you please come home right now?
Now?
- Why? - Because maybe I am dying.
I need to see a doctor right now.
What happened? Will you tell me?
Ana according to the symptoms from the internet, I...
Harry, please tell me properly what is wrong with you.
I have hernia.
- What? - But listen,
don’t tell this any one.
I can’t share this with anyone.
Can you please come right now? Please.
Yes. Of course, okay, bye.
Hernia.
But listen, nobody dies of Hernia.
Rohit. Stop it ya.
If you just leave, what will they say?
He has a problem, really. He is in pain.
You know, he doesn’t live here. He doesn’t know anybody.
So, are you his business partner?
Or best friend? Or doctor?
Why do you need to go?
On my behalf for your birthday,
he specially hunted for that book, and got it from London.
- Yes, but. - Now he needs me.
- You too come along. - No.
Hernia and death never.
- Don’t tell anyone okay. - Okay.
I will be back. I will see you.
Bye.
Rascal, had to get this problem now.
Dude, you are very cool, you let sis in law Ana, go there.
Yes. So what?
You won’t understand, dude.
It’s a big opportunity,
to have the upper hand.
And maybe, he really needs help.
By the way, what has happened to him?
Bro,
Ana, has promised me not to tell anyone.
He has hernia.
[Both laughing]
Poor fellow is in lot of pain.
You are very mean, bro.
That’s why you are behaving so magnanimously.
Tell me what one hernia tells the other hernia.
Darling, I am so hornia.
Yes.
Guri, I am very proud of you.
Your sense of humour is absolutely amazing.
Thank you.
Ouch, yes here doctor.
Ouch.
Mr. Somani, I will give you an injection now.
Okay.
It's hernia.
It sounds so unsexy, to hear.
You know what Ana. Nobody should know this.
Not even to Rohit. Okay.
Harry, I don’t hide anything from Rohit.
He knows why I have come here.
Come on Ana, you should not have told Rohit.
What nonsense? What would I have told him?
That I am going for a meeting with Harry so late in the night.
He gave me the number of the doctor too,
so please just relax.
[Sighs]
Will you please turn around?
[Sighing]
Relax.
Take rest now.
Thank you.
[Exhales]
Thank you doctor.
Please relax okay, try to sleep.
Yes.
Is it paining a lot?
Okay, listen,
who is going to come here, to take care of you?
Who is going to play your Florence Nightingale?
Whose number should I dial?
Ana, You are my Florence Nightingale.
[Harry] You are the only one Ana, only you.
Wish you were not married.
Harry please stop it.
Don’t start all this again. Please.
Ana.
Harry try to relax please.
Oh God, I am so woozy.
I just want to tell you,
I can’t live with my girlfriend because...
...f***k.
Your husband is a really lucky man Ana.
Yes, he is a lucky guy.
And I am a lucky girl that I have found him.
Lucky f***r.
And I love that, lucky f***r.
I will wait for you.
Okay, keep waiting. Forever.
[Theme music playing]