1 00:00:06,708 --> 00:00:08,208 You done? - Yes. Almost. 2 00:00:08,292 --> 00:00:09,917 Hurry up. Hurry up. 3 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:14,333 Today we'll reach early and take the front row. 4 00:00:14,417 --> 00:00:16,333 After so long I've completed the DPP. 5 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:17,458 Batla sir is right. 6 00:00:17,542 --> 00:00:20,625 If one knows inorganic the questions get solved instantly. - Yes. 7 00:00:21,125 --> 00:00:23,375 Lord knows why they teach SPDF orbital. 8 00:00:23,583 --> 00:00:25,333 They should begin with Inorganic. 9 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,917 That ways student's confidence will get a boost. - Yes. 10 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:31,250 For the first time I could finish the DPP in fifteen mins. 11 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,917 I finished in twelve. 12 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:37,417 Well, it's possible you made some mistakes in haste. 13 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:40,333 Wait for it to be discussed. - Really? 14 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:41,917 Well, alright. We shall see. 15 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:42,917 The one who has more correct answers.. 16 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:44,333 ..has to treat the other to Shreeji's onion puffs. 17 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:45,917 It's a bet. - It's a bet. 18 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:49,292 You will lose. - Come. Come. Come. 19 00:00:52,458 --> 00:00:54,042 You have to do something. It took you 15 minutes. 20 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:55,667 One should take time but do it perfectly. 21 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:56,792 Vaibhav Pandey! 22 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:58,542 Yes, aunty. 23 00:00:58,833 --> 00:01:01,000 Vaibhav Pandey. - Yes, aunty. 24 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:04,625 Your fan was left on yesterday. - No, aunty. The fan was off. 25 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:08,708 It was on! - Maybe it was left on. 26 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:10,792 Aunty, the fan was off. - Don't tell lies. 27 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:13,458 I could hear the fan on full speed all the way up. 28 00:01:13,708 --> 00:01:16,917 Aunty, when the sound of our fan can't be heard our room. - Yes. 29 00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:19,500 How can the sound of our fan be heard in your room? 30 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:22,500 Don't apply your physics in this matter.. 31 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,500 ..because if the fan is left on again.. 32 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:29,500 ..I shall apply my math and increase 200 rupees in the rent next month. 33 00:01:29,792 --> 00:01:30,208 Bunty! 34 00:01:30,292 --> 00:01:31,500 Aunty. List.. 35 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,500 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 36 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:35,500 Old hag! She is demanding money whilst brushing her teeth. 37 00:01:35,917 --> 00:01:39,250 So give her the money. - It's not about the money. 38 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:41,708 Lalita Pawar! 39 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:43,792 In dad's presence she was acting like Nirupa Roy. 40 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:45,167 He is like my Bunty. 41 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,542 I like.. Damn! 42 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:49,250 Even if I have to sleep with the fan off.. 43 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:51,833 ..I won't give her an excuse to increase the rent. 44 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,667 Okay. You can think about Tarka later. 45 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:56,667 Let's sit in the first bench now and show them. 46 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:05,625 Only ten minutes left in class. 47 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:07,625 Everybody pay attention. 48 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:09,917 This is a very important exception. 49 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:12,667 It was asked in JEE 2005. 50 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:19,208 Silver Iodide is an ionic compound still it's not soluble in water. 51 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:22,833 Why? Because Fajan's rule applies here. 52 00:02:24,167 --> 00:02:27,167 What was it? - No ionic compound is completely ionic.. 53 00:02:27,458 --> 00:02:29,750 ..and no covalent compound is completely covalent. 54 00:02:30,458 --> 00:02:31,083 Very good! 55 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:32,625 Right, Meenal. You see.. 56 00:02:33,573 --> 00:02:35,135 Just like that your rank just rose by 500 57 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:39,708 and you move from Computer Science in IIT BHU to Metallurgy IIT Bombay. 58 00:02:39,958 --> 00:02:44,083 Look, its Inorganic that improves rank. 59 00:02:44,417 --> 00:02:45,542 What was your rank, sir? 60 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,958 What? DPP. 61 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,042 Yes, yes. Let's do DPP. 62 00:02:50,167 --> 00:02:51,500 All of you bring it out. Come on. 63 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:54,500 Get this repaired. 64 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:57,250 This is most important. - Yes, sir. 65 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:58,500 Please continue. 66 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:03,250 These are the faculty feedback forms. 67 00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:05,375 Fill if you care to and return them in two days. 68 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:08,792 And only five days remain towards the third installment. 69 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:13,125 And the next lecture will also be given by Batla.... sir. 70 00:03:14,417 --> 00:03:16,833 As you might be knowing Bansal sir has gone to Romania for the Math Olympiad. 71 00:03:17,125 --> 00:03:18,625 Abroad? - Yes. 72 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,813 And you. Get a haircut. 73 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:25,125 Where are you loitering? 74 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,667 Yes. So, let's do the DPP. - Yes, sir! 75 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,708 Good! I like excited state. 76 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:39,083 Good! 77 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:46,125 Yes. So, the first answer is A. 78 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:53,583 The second answer is C. 79 00:03:58,708 --> 00:04:03,667 The third answer is D. 80 00:04:06,042 --> 00:04:07,962 The fourth answer is 81 00:04:13,306 --> 00:04:14,546 B. 82 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,833 The sixth answer is C. 83 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:24,542 B. 84 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,083 C. 85 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:29,750 (Muffled) 86 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:32,125 (Muffled) 87 00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:35,042 (Muffled) 88 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:39,500 (Muffled) 89 00:04:40,292 --> 00:04:43,000 Now write your marks on the DPP. 90 00:04:43,958 --> 00:04:45,958 And keep them away for revision. 91 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:48,083 And what about the 15th, sir. 92 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,708 That is a chocolate problem. 93 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 I included that exclusively for the A1 batch. You skip it. 94 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,750 Okay, sir. - Sir! Sir! 95 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,000 Sir, how can the answer to the 14th question be C? 96 00:04:58,708 --> 00:04:59,917 Sir, this cannot become a compound. 97 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:01,458 The octet rule will break here. 98 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:03,250 Yes. You are absolutely correct. 99 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:09,125 So? - This is an exception, son. 100 00:05:09,417 --> 00:05:10,833 Exception? 101 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,250 But, sir, rules cannot break in science. 102 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:15,792 Who told you that? 103 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:21,000 Exception is the rule of chemistry. 104 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:22,333 Got it? 105 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:25,917 Come on. Let's start salt analysis. Sit down. Sit down. 106 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:27,667 Sit down. 107 00:05:28,292 --> 00:05:31,792 Okay, so. Pay attention. Everybody listen. 108 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:32,792 It's very important. 109 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,333 Why are you laughing? You got three answers correct. 110 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:39,000 You got two. Puffs. 111 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:46,375 We took this very lightly, bro. 112 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:51,708 Thought it's a piece of cake . It isn't. - Yes, bro. It's certainly not a piece of cake. 113 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:53,958 It is extremely spicy today, bro. 114 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:56,542 Water. 115 00:05:57,542 --> 00:05:58,917 Water. 116 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,625 Brother. Water. 117 00:06:01,208 --> 00:06:02,625 Here. Have this. 118 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,875 Hold this. 119 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,458 Easy. Easy. 120 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:16,875 Okay? 121 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,750 May I have it all? - You may. 122 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:22,375 Just give me the wrapper. - Thank you. 123 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:23,625 Wrapper? 124 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:26,958 He must be eco-friendly. 125 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:28,500 Very promising. 126 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:32,750 No, no. These are not wrappers. They are my trophies. 127 00:06:32,833 --> 00:06:34,625 My fourth chocolate problem. 128 00:06:40,583 --> 00:06:42,958 You can solve the chocolate problem? 129 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:45,000 You are in A6, aren't you? - So? 130 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:47,833 Not just me. Five others have also done it. 131 00:06:48,042 --> 00:06:50,875 What are you saying? - Exactly, don't do it. It is only for the A1 batch. 132 00:06:50,958 --> 00:06:53,208 Give me the wrapper. 133 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,500 Bro. 134 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:02,958 So, how much.. Not that it matters to me. 135 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:07,458 How much do you score in Inorganic DPP? 136 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,208 In inorganic? 137 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,708 About 12 or 13. 138 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:13,875 You? 139 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:18,667 13 or 14 types. 140 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:22,042 Yes. 13 or 14. 141 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:26,042 Very promising! Very promising! 142 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,458 These people can solve the chocolate problem. 143 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:41,792 What is different in their A6 from our A5? 144 00:07:42,625 --> 00:07:45,958 The color of the walls. The width of the benches. 145 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:47,875 The number of fans. 146 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:50,792 Also, the faculty. 147 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:53,625 Why? 148 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:00,375 Come. I'll tell you. 149 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:02,542 Come. Come. Come. 150 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:25,917 What are you doing? Are you insane? 151 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:27,583 Give him zero. Zero. 152 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:29,875 If Batla's teaching isn't up to the mark.. 153 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:31,583 ..what will we give him in the feedback form? 154 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:32,792 We will give him a zero, won't we? 155 00:08:33,042 --> 00:08:37,250 Awarding bad marks and humiliating thereafter suits teachers, not students. 156 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:38,417 That too from A5. 157 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:41,208 You dork! If we don't give bad feedback.. 158 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:42,583 ..he only will continue to teach. 159 00:08:42,917 --> 00:08:44,042 Then how will you learn inorganic? 160 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:46,042 Teachers are equal to parents. 161 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:47,792 Then you should give them feedback too. 162 00:08:47,917 --> 00:08:50,042 Dad, you are not up to the mark as a father. 163 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:52,417 Hereafter uncle will sleep in your bedroom. 164 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,042 That doesn't make sense. Cool down. 165 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:57,083 Go and switch on the fan. 166 00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,250 The fan won't be switched on today. 167 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:03,000 But I am feeling a little hot. 168 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:05,167 Fill the form first. Then the fan will be switched on. 169 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,333 I am going to drink water. 170 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,125 Meena! 171 00:09:25,208 --> 00:09:26,708 There was this 'Dwapar' era.. 172 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:29,375 ..when Gurus like Dronacharya used to be respected. 173 00:09:30,417 --> 00:09:34,125 And here is this era.. - Hey! Even Arjun fought Dronacharya. 174 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:36,125 Even your Ramayana is weak.. 175 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:39,417 ..where as Dronacharya sir was like the best teacher ever. 176 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:40,833 Bestest teacher ever! 177 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,833 And yet he fought with him. Why? 178 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,542 For seizure of a plot. 179 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:49,125 And you, Meena, can't even fill a single feedback form against Batla for JEE. 180 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,125 If it were me, I'd have leapt from here. 181 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:54,083 Go ahead. Give him bad marks. I won't do it. 182 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:55,417 Okay. 183 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:56,750 Okay. Fine. Fine. 184 00:09:57,542 --> 00:10:00,333 You'll also rot in some private engineering college like that Batla of yours. 185 00:10:01,042 --> 00:10:02,542 Bloody non-IITians. 186 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:07,792 Hey! 187 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,583 What's going on? - Nothing, aunty. 188 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:11,958 I felt a spray of water. 189 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,083 You are playing holi with drinking water? 190 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:16,833 You are right, aunt. - No, aunty. We were simply. 191 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:17,833 300 rupees will be increased. 192 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:19,833 Aunty. Aunty. - Bunty! 193 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:21,958 Aunty, listen to me. Aunty! 194 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:24,125 I am just like your Bunty. 195 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,083 Mummy! 196 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:30,042 I will fill water from the neighboring institute. 197 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,875 But will not pay this witch! Bloody grouch. 198 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,042 Take this. I've signed it. 199 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:38,167 Fill what you want in it. Son of a witch! 200 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:40,417 Sorry, pal. - It's okay, bro. 201 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,875 'Only a cloud understands the thirst of the Earth.' 202 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:47,417 Hey, Kumar Vishwas! Come. - Where? 203 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,000 Come along. 204 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,417 We have given it.. 205 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:57,375 ..but Batla will only be removed when everyone gives bad feedback. 206 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:07,250 "What good is a life with no friends?" 207 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,500 Take this, bro. I filled the form. 208 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:18,875 Remove that scoundrel Chauhan! 209 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,583 The faculty's name is Batla. 210 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,583 Chauhan sir teaches in A2, not in A5. 211 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:24,958 Oh crap! I've fallen till A5? 212 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:29,292 "Not by maps, not by religion or by need." 213 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:33,458 "My world is made up of friends." 214 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:38,917 "Made up of your love, your sound and your worship." 215 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,875 "My world is made up of friends." 216 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,000 Just a minute. 217 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:49,042 No. Neither will I give a negative feedback and nor will let you give it. 218 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,875 Why? Is he your uncle? - Yes! 219 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:55,542 He is your uncle? - Yes. 220 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:59,250 Family? - Yes. Family. 221 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:03,542 Look, bro. Teaching style.. Batla? - Zero. 222 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,000 Two. Two. Let's give the poor chap two. 223 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,250 Doubt solving. - Zero! 224 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:10,000 One. One. One. 225 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,875 Personality. - Zero! 226 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,000 Zero. Zero. Zero. 227 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:17,500 And punctuality. - Nil. 228 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:32,000 Sorry. I revise my periodic table once daily before lunch and after dinner. 229 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,333 That's nice. 230 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:34,833 Very nice! 231 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,417 The form? - Oh, feedback form! 232 00:12:39,809 --> 00:12:43,850 I am doing well in Inorganic so, no need for me to fill it up. 233 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:46,833 Well, bye. I have to revise all the atomic radii too. 234 00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:49,750 Let's go, Vaibhav. Come. 235 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:51,750 We are in A5 but we are not destined.. 236 00:12:52,042 --> 00:12:55,583 ..to be able to solve the chocolate problem like the A6 students. 237 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,000 What did you say? 238 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,250 Very nice initiative! 239 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,292 Batla should be changed. 240 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:09,333 In fact, every teacher in this coaching class should be changed. 241 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,958 No, no. This coaching industry should change. 242 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,333 Exam pattern, syllabus, curriculum. Pedagogy should change. 243 00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:17,333 IIT should change. This whole educational system should change. 244 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:18,625 And for that.. 245 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,333 ..patriarchy should change. 246 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,167 What do you think, Shivangi? 247 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,167 I think you should attend class first. 248 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:38,375 A1, A2, A3, A4, A5. Inorganic. 249 00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,292 What is AWS under inorganic? 250 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:45,167 Awasthi. Will he teach us now? - What? Batla is gone? 251 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,167 He acted very respectable. 252 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:50,708 He isn't gone. He has been removed. 253 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:10,625 Uncle. 254 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:18,792 Mr. Batla. - Hi. 255 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,542 How are you? - Yes. Sit. Sit. Sit. 256 00:14:24,042 --> 00:14:26,000 So, tell me. What brings you here? 257 00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:28,500 I just wanted to talk to you, sir. 258 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:31,792 Yes, yes. Tell me. - Sir, I've lost A5. 259 00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:34,500 Yes. - If you could let me give extra classes to resolve doubts.. 260 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:39,917 Doubt classes that too of Inorganic? Who will attend, sir? 261 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:43,750 Just don't decrease my salary. I will do anything. 262 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,542 Give me a junior class if you wish. 263 00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:47,500 I can even teach 8th grade physics. 264 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,708 How can you say that, sir? You are respectable to us, sir. 265 00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:54,583 Not true, sir. The other subjects are respected.. 266 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,583 ..when inorganic demands the most hard work. - Yes. 267 00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:59,458 One has to revise every morning. 268 00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:01,667 Yet the others have better salaries. 269 00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:05,375 Look, sir. Math and Physics are taught by IITians. 270 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:08,000 Pay less to them and other institutes poach them. 271 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,750 That's why brother-in-law pays them so much. 272 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,250 What can I do in this matter, sir? 273 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,250 I could only offer your nephew a scholarship. Did I or didn't I? 274 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,042 Yes, sir. 275 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,750 When in fact, he didn't deserve it. 276 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:26,042 But, sir, even if I was to be removed Mr. Rao. would've been a respectable replacement. 277 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:30,833 Or maybe that teacher of A6. Parminder. 278 00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,125 Even he would have been a better option. 279 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,125 But sir, you replaced me with my junior. 280 00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:37,833 You know what, sir? He is a psycho. 281 00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:41,833 He doesn't know anything. He used to attend my lectures. 282 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,625 In that case, sir, even you made a mistake, didn't you? 283 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:47,500 Junior and senior don't matter in inorganic, sir. 284 00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,542 Someone had to be retained. So, we did. 285 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,625 And that poor chap will be a psycho. 286 00:15:52,042 --> 00:15:53,375 He too has been idling at home for the past 4 months. 287 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:57,375 He can idle another four months. He owns two hostels. 288 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,792 Tell me something, sir. If he was a true teacher.. 289 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,917 ..wouldn't he join some coaching institute by now? 290 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:05,167 Why are you making fun of the poor chap, sir? 291 00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:09,958 Even you are aware no institute poaches Inorganic faculty. 292 00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,500 Up! Stand up quickly! 293 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,500 What have you studied till date if you don't know this exception? 294 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:24,000 Call your family today and tell them you won't be able to crack IIT. 295 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,808 And if you don't have the courage to tell them, then download 'tic tok'. 296 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:31,500 Many jerks like you dance there and even earn more than they deserve. 297 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,917 I'll be your first customer. Take this! 298 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,417 You scored four out of fifteen. 299 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,792 Sir, do you discuss the chocolate problems? - Yes, yes. 300 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,040 Of course I do. - So what is the reason for this exception... 301 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,038 But only with A1 batch students. 302 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,833 ..because they don't ask stupid questions like A5 students. 303 00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:54,833 These are facts, information. But no! 304 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,703 "We want logic." 305 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,292 Sir, why do notes only come in 100 and 50 rupee denominations? 306 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,667 Why not 75? 307 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,875 Why did Ranbir choose Alia? Why not Deepika? 308 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,250 Simply memorize what's written and be done with it. 309 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,833 But no! "We want logic. We want to be toppers." 310 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:15,333 "Sir, do you know why I am a topper from A5 and not from A1? 311 00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:17,458 Because I am an ass." 312 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,560 Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw! 313 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,833 If you want to learn inorganic then you do as I tell you. 314 00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,833 Keep memorizing it. That's that! 315 00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:30,833 No questions asked. 316 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,250 Everyone got it!? - Yes, sir! 317 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,167 Say it aloud. - Yes, sir! 318 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,333 I can't hear you. - Yes, sir! 319 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:38,792 Good! 320 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,500 Now some questions from JEE '97. 321 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:43,708 We shall solve them. 322 00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:45,209 They're really important for you guys. 323 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,208 Remove your note books. 324 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,000 Sir, we have a request. 325 00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,000 Have you paid the installment? - We paid it, sir! 326 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,833 We paid it long ago. 327 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,333 Okay, talk. 328 00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,583 Sir, you.. 329 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:11,500 Sir, can the Inorganic faculty be changed once again? 330 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,500 Yes. 331 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,917 Why not? 332 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,250 Fill the feedback form next year. 333 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,500 It'll be changed. 334 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,792 Sir. Next year will be too late, sir. 335 00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:27,958 Why don't you reinstate Batla sir? 336 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:31,625 You worthless chaps should never be given the feedback forms. 337 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,625 The toppers never make any fuss. 338 00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:36,958 Get out! 339 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,250 They want to be IITians. 340 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,208 Meenal is also frustrated, sir. 341 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,292 What happened to her? - Hee-haw. Hee-haw. 342 00:18:50,411 --> 00:18:51,401 (muffled) Not again. 343 00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:54,042 Call Meenal. 344 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,792 You idiot! Give it to me! 345 00:19:06,344 --> 00:19:08,424 I've told you so many times you should know topper's phone numbers by heart. 346 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:17,458 Hello. Oh sweet child Meenal. 347 00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:21,854 (sobs) 348 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:28,708 Is there any... problem with the new sir? 349 00:19:29,563 --> 00:19:30,370 (sobs) 350 00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:32,833 Tell me, child. 351 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,667 Yes, sir. A little bit. 352 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,667 Then why did you wait? You are this year's topper. 353 00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:42,237 Topper? 354 00:19:42,262 --> 00:19:43,149 - Girls topper. 355 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:49,250 If anything happens, you should message me immediately. 356 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,417 That's why you have my personal number. 357 00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:56,208 Yes, sir. I changed my phone so, your number got misplaced. 358 00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:58,208 Take it down. 359 00:19:59,292 --> 00:20:04,008 9-8-6-2... 360 00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:05,191 I'll give it to you later. 361 00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:06,917 Okay. 362 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,292 Put Awasthi in the foundation course. 363 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:13,250 Tell me. Which sir would you like? 364 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,125 The teacher from A6. 365 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,333 Yes. The teacher from A6. 366 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,792 The teacher from A6. 367 00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:30,042 Par...min...der. 368 00:20:32,002 --> 00:20:33,750 Okay - Yes. 369 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Okay. 370 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:39,208 Look. She is this dude's girlfriend.. 371 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:42,542 ..but who all are chasing her? All the boys in Kota? 372 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,417 The boys from where? - Boys in Kota! 373 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:49,833 But dude's girlfriend refuses everyone except 'the dude'. 374 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:52,125 So what does that make the dude? - Exception. 375 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,000 And what does that make the girlfriend? 376 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:55,833 Innocent. She fell for that jerk! 377 00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,417 We must understand the gist of the matter. 378 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:03,542 Anywhere there is chemistry, there is? - Exception! 379 00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:05,083 Very good! This is fun. 380 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:10,000 So the dude sees me outside the class and says Inorganic chemistry is dangerous. 381 00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,458 It is very complicated. 382 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:12,833 I will quit. 383 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,625 I said, brother, your girlfriend is also complicated. 384 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,148 Do you leave her? 385 00:21:17,757 --> 00:21:21,717 No. What do you do with her? You pay her attention. 386 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:24,917 You focus on her. You talk to her nicely. 387 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,375 Shona. Mona. Babu. Jadu. Tona. 388 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,125 What else do you call? 389 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:33,250 Look at that. On hearing it even the Bajrang dal at the back is attentive. 390 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,833 Hello. Sit straight. 391 00:21:35,292 --> 00:21:36,167 Yes. 392 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,375 You find it very amusing, bro. 393 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,708 Stand up. 394 00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:41,625 You have a girlfriend? 395 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,583 You don't. That's not surprising. 396 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,750 Sit down. 397 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:51,042 Just as our brother here is alone, similarly boron is alone. 398 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:55,875 Boron is short of electrons but nobody is giving it. 399 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:57,917 So, what will we do? 400 00:21:58,333 --> 00:21:59,542 Will it remain alone? 401 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,875 Is our brother sitting alone? No. 402 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,292 Brother found a monkey just like him. 403 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,792 What did he find? - Monkey! 404 00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:08,167 Friend. Only I will say monkey. 405 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:11,042 So the boron finds boron like itself.. 406 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:14,458 ..and forms a bond with it. 407 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,208 Not James Bond. Bond. 408 00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:21,042 When two friends make a bond what is it called? 409 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:22,500 It will become a banana, sir. 410 00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:25,833 Very good answer! 411 00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:30,083 It will form a banana bond. 412 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:37,917 The educated people call it three-center to two electron bond. 413 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,083 What is it called? - Three-center to two electron bond! 414 00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:43,917 No need to remember that. It will not help you clear IIT. 415 00:22:44,042 --> 00:22:46,667 What do we want to clear? - IIT! 416 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,042 Very good! 417 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:50,542 So you two. Have you formed a bond? 418 00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:53,167 Have you formed a bond? 419 00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:56,000 Come on. Write in your book. 420 00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:01,875 When two atoms combine to form a bond of similar type.. 421 00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:07,042 ..due to lack of electrons, the bond is known as banana bond. 422 00:23:07,417 --> 00:23:11,667 Children, if there is any question on banana bond, we will do it? 423 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:13,417 Yes, sir! 424 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:16,792 That means banana bond? - Is not a problem. 425 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:17,667 The bell has rung. 426 00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:20,667 Everyone will complete their sheets and bring them in tomorrow. 427 00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:23,083 Those who don't complete it will get a punch from me. Okay? 428 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:25,958 Bye. - Sir! Sir! Sir! Let's have a song. 429 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:26,958 A song, sir. 430 00:23:27,292 --> 00:23:28,958 Yes, sir. A song, sir. 431 00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:32,667 Please, sir. Please, sir. Please, sir. Please, sir. 432 00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:33,958 Silence! 433 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:36,750 Are you here to listen to songs? I sing songs? 434 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,083 Is this 'Indian Idol'? 435 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,000 Is this why your parents pay your fees? 436 00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:43,833 Sing a song, sir. Sing a song. 437 00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:47,573 (breaks into a punjabi song) 438 00:23:47,598 --> 00:23:49,526 (humming punjabi song) 439 00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:52,083 He explains so well. He made it so easy. 440 00:23:52,792 --> 00:23:54,708 Apart from being the best teacher he is the best singer also. 441 00:23:54,792 --> 00:23:56,375 The boys from A6 said so. 442 00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:59,375 But they never said he makes you laugh so much too. - That's right. 443 00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:02,250 I swear if he wasn't a teacher he would surely do stand up comedy. 444 00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:06,375 Praise the lord. Its like we got the 'Jeetu Bhaiya' of Inorganic chemistry. - Yes. 445 00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:07,958 I remember the whole lecture vividly. 446 00:24:08,042 --> 00:24:10,208 I won't have to refer to my notes to do the DPP. 447 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:13,333 It's nice. He teaches us while singing. That's how the class should be. 448 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:17,125 Today my brain has opened to chemistry. 449 00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,125 It's already open. - It has opened today. 450 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,875 The door is already open. 451 00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:23,125 Clean all the cobwebs from here. 452 00:24:23,292 --> 00:24:26,042 Move the suitcases and throw away all the garbage. 453 00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:28,667 Welcome, prince. 454 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,208 It seems to me I'll have to cut money from your security now. 455 00:24:32,667 --> 00:24:34,667 What happened now, aunty? - What is this? 456 00:24:35,292 --> 00:24:35,750 The floor. 457 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,708 What is on the floor? - You. 458 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,708 You are being a wise ass. 459 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,458 What kind of stains are those? Crispy. Crispy. 460 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,458 Even lizol can't remove these. 461 00:24:45,542 --> 00:24:48,792 I am warning you. I am warning you I don't want even a scratch on my Kota marble. 462 00:24:48,917 --> 00:24:50,167 This is not Kota marble. It is Kota stone. 463 00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:51,250 What did you say to my face? 464 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:54,375 Aunty, hereafter we shall take more care of your marble than our books. 465 00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:55,375 Oh, no. 466 00:24:55,792 --> 00:24:57,375 Hereafter we will have daily cleaning here.. 467 00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:00,375 ..and you will have to pay 500 rupees per month for it. 468 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:01,083 Let's go. 469 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,375 Hey! - Get out of my way. You don't even shower. 470 00:25:03,726 --> 00:25:05,030 'Aunty, give me hot water.' 471 00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:07,945 Filthy rascals. 472 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:10,000 I wish I had a feedback form for this Tarka as well. 473 00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:13,125 Never mind Supankha. You are a hero. 474 00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:16,292 If it hadn't been for you neither would the inorganic teacher change.. 475 00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:17,917 ..nor would my luck. 476 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:21,000 Brother, I will give you my first two chocolates as offerings. 477 00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:23,042 Its alright, junior. 478 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,167 Come on, children. Remove your sheets. We shall begin now. 479 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,208 I will tell you the answers. Check your answers. 480 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:33,000 The first. Very easy question. It's a shame to even discuss it. 481 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:37,000 The answer is A. Mark it and move on. Tally it. 482 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:40,708 Tell me the second. B. ZnS. 483 00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:44,208 Which of you have done the third? It is a very easy question. 484 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:48,042 We shall solve it orally. Its a shame if you use your pens. 485 00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:50,208 The answer is B. 486 00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:54,250 What is this? Such easy questions. Time waste. 487 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,120 Even more basic question. C is the answer. 488 00:25:57,153 --> 00:25:59,475 If you got this wrong, get yourself checked. 489 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,099 Question number 4. 490 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:04,691 The answer is B. Very basic. 491 00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:08,750 The answer is C. I did it in the last class. 492 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,667 You should have no problem. 493 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:15,625 Sixth question. Let's go to the eighth question. - Sir! 494 00:26:16,167 --> 00:26:18,208 Sir. How can the answer to question 7 be A? - Son, that.. 495 00:26:18,292 --> 00:26:19,750 It should be C, shouldn't it? - Let's complete this and then I will.. 496 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,417 No, no, sir. Tell me this first. 497 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:23,250 Sir, aluminum is from the boron family. 498 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:24,625 It doesn't have electrons either. 499 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,042 So, it will form a bond with another one like itself. 500 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,417 So it will make a banana bond. 501 00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:31,083 What is this coordinate covenant bond? 502 00:26:31,417 --> 00:26:33,667 That is the exception, son. I taught you that in class. 503 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,042 But, sir, the banana bond is an exception in itself. 504 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:40,417 Son, this is an exception to the exception. 505 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,750 Class, what did I say was the first rule of chemistry? 506 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:48,500 Anywhere there is chemistry, there is? - Exception! 507 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:49,500 Let's move on. 508 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,042 The eighth question. D. 509 00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:06,542 Don't take stress. We will solve the chocolate problem. 510 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,542 Hey, bro! What's up? - Scram! 511 00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,542 Scram! Scram! - Go. 512 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,542 Is he crazy? 513 00:27:15,792 --> 00:27:18,167 Meena, get out of this illusion. 514 00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:19,542 We are not going to get chocolate. 515 00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:22,000 Do you understand? We won't be able to do anything. 516 00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:25,000 We won't be able to do anything no matter how many teachers are changed. 517 00:27:25,792 --> 00:27:26,958 I made enquiries. 518 00:27:27,042 --> 00:27:30,167 The A6 batch students have also taken a corresponddence course of our institute. 519 00:27:30,292 --> 00:27:33,250 The scoundrels have the solutions before the DPP is discussed. 520 00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:36,083 They get chocolate but they don't score marks in the test. 521 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:37,542 That's why they are still in A6. 522 00:27:38,083 --> 00:27:42,542 Why don't we take private classes outside the institute for inorganic. 523 00:27:42,792 --> 00:27:43,500 Really? - Yes. 524 00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:44,417 And what will we gain from it? 525 00:27:45,042 --> 00:27:46,958 What will we gain from it? What will we gain? 526 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,958 They will teach us well, won't they? Even these people are teaching us well. 527 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:53,208 Meena, the problem is not with the teachers. 528 00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:55,083 The problem is with this nasty subject! 529 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,333 It is an utterly boring subject! 530 00:27:57,792 --> 00:27:59,542 There are only facts that have no logic. 531 00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:03,000 There are more exceptions than the number of rules in the name of logic. 532 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,083 In the first octet rule they say there should be only 8 electrons.. 533 00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:08,333 ..but then any number of electrons are making compounds. 534 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,458 Four. Six. Seven. Eight. Ten. 535 00:28:10,792 --> 00:28:12,000 And Twelve. - Yes. 536 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,167 One atom has so many models. 537 00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:15,958 First they teach you Dalton's model. 538 00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:19,083 The moment you understand it they say, "Oh, this is incorrect." 539 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,458 Alright. Let's say they made a mistake once. 540 00:28:21,792 --> 00:28:24,125 Then they teach you Thompson plum pudding model. Even that is wrong. 541 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:26,375 Then they teach you Rutherford model. Even that is incorrect. 542 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:28,208 Then why are you teaching us? 543 00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,417 Make it first. Sit down and make it. 544 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,292 No, no, no. We will teach you. 545 00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:33,958 We will teach you. Bohr's model. 546 00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:35,000 Heisenberg model. 547 00:28:35,167 --> 00:28:37,208 None of them are entirely correct. 548 00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:41,917 These people are making fools of us by calling it exception. 549 00:28:42,542 --> 00:28:46,375 This is not an exception. It is an excuse. Pure excuse. 550 00:28:47,042 --> 00:28:49,542 They don't have a theory that gives you all the answers. 551 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,542 And how could they have a theory? Tell me. How could they have it? 552 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:55,542 Geniuses like Einstein and Newton gave theories. 553 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,875 They never read this moronic subject. 554 00:28:58,417 --> 00:28:59,125 There's no logic. 555 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:02,042 All they have is exception, exception and exception. 556 00:29:02,792 --> 00:29:06,125 'Inception' did not confuse me as much as exception has. 557 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:09,542 Every atom acts and reacts as it pleases here. 558 00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:11,583 The oxidation state of all of them changes. 559 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,792 Plus two. Minus seven. Plus three. Minus half. 560 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:17,167 Even the oxidation state of oxygen is not fixed. 561 00:29:18,042 --> 00:29:19,792 When your own elements don't give a damn.. 562 00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:22,667 ..then why make a happy periodic family? Why? 563 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:24,792 Learn from math. Learn. 564 00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:27,458 Zero to nine is fixed once and for all. Final. 565 00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:30,167 But here, their elements aren't fixed till date. 566 00:29:31,042 --> 00:29:32,708 Something new crops up every year. 567 00:29:33,042 --> 00:29:36,125 Boom! Number 113 is the number picked in this year's lucky draw. 568 00:29:36,292 --> 00:29:38,542 We shall call it! Nikenugium. No, no, no. Nikeniugium! 569 00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:41,750 Damn it! It is easier to recite a Sanskrit mantra. 570 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:45,167 Newton gave us three laws. Three. 571 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,625 Half our physics is covered with it.. 572 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:48,500 ..but here, there is a new rule for every question. 573 00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:53,083 Admit it. Admit that you are not logical like physics and math. 574 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,792 Okay. Eat some.. - No! 575 00:29:55,792 --> 00:29:57,500 Tell me something. It is simple. 576 00:29:58,042 --> 00:30:00,250 What will happen if you toss an apple in the air? 577 00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,458 It will fall. - It will fall? It will fall? 578 00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:05,792 But it will fall in physics. It won't fall in chemistry. 579 00:30:06,167 --> 00:30:08,250 What will happen in chemistry? There will be steric hindrance. 580 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:11,083 If that's not enough then resonance, inductive effect. 581 00:30:11,375 --> 00:30:13,792 Everything will happen. Anything can happen here. 582 00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:15,208 They don't even name the colors simply. 583 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:17,458 It's not green. It's apple green. It's not red. It's crimson red. 584 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:18,917 It's not pink. It's hot pink! 585 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,750 That's why only girls are so good at chemistry. 586 00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:23,292 They make you do nonsense. 587 00:30:23,417 --> 00:30:26,250 Flame test. Salt analysis. Titration. Brown ring test. 588 00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:28,458 Rotten eggs smell. Why should I smell a rotten egg? 589 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,458 Why? I am a Brahmin! 590 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:33,833 Atomic size trend. Ionization potential trend. 591 00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,833 Electron-affinity trend. Electron -negativity trend. Horizontal trend. 592 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:37,833 Vertical trend. 593 00:30:37,917 --> 00:30:42,000 You can call something a trend when you can predict something with it. 594 00:30:42,417 --> 00:30:44,833 If anything is happening anywhere and anytime like 'Thugs of Hindustan'.. 595 00:30:44,917 --> 00:30:46,208 ..then how can they call it a trend? 596 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:47,458 How can they call it that? 597 00:30:47,875 --> 00:30:48,750 I am telling you, Meena. 598 00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:50,750 Chemistry is not a subject. It is subjective. 599 00:30:51,292 --> 00:30:52,750 I did so much for this subject. 600 00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:55,625 Assignments, notes, flash cards. I sat in the front row. 601 00:30:56,042 --> 00:30:58,167 Changed three teachers. Changed the studying strategy. 602 00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:00,417 But what is the end result? Zilch! 603 00:31:02,042 --> 00:31:03,542 He wouldn't stop, Jeetu Bhaiya. 604 00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:05,208 That's why I brought him to you. 605 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,208 You have understood it correctly. 606 00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:10,958 The problem is not with the teacher, it's with the subject. 607 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,500 There must be some reason you find physicists only in universities.. 608 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,167 ..while you find chemists at every corner. 609 00:31:17,958 --> 00:31:19,833 You understand that you cannot memorize so much, right? 610 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:23,042 Fine. - But how does that solve the problem, Bhaiya? 611 00:31:24,167 --> 00:31:25,292 It isn't? - No. 612 00:31:25,792 --> 00:31:27,125 I thought it was simple. 613 00:31:27,708 --> 00:31:29,167 Okay, let's say you have to go on a date. 614 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:31,250 You have a girlfriend? - No. 615 00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:34,125 Let's assume you have a hot girl like Katrina. 616 00:31:34,542 --> 00:31:37,042 Ma'am is punctual. She calls you at 8 o'clock sharp. 617 00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:39,958 If you're going on a date you will take a gift for her, won't you? 618 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:42,917 Champagne, bouquet.. - Teddy bear. Pink. 619 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,083 Your ideas are very different. 620 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:46,667 Anyway, let's assume you take a teddy bear. 621 00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:49,042 You bump into a thief on the way. 622 00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:51,042 He snatches the teddy bear and runs. 623 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:53,250 What will you do? - How can he run away? 624 00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:54,792 I will catch hold of him and punch him. 625 00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:56,500 Of course. Ideally that's what you should do. 626 00:31:57,042 --> 00:31:58,208 But the thief is fast. 627 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,042 And you have two gifts in your hands. Then? 628 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:03,042 Then we scream aloud. Someone will surely help. 629 00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:04,250 That could be one approach. 630 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:07,208 Maybe it will work. What will you do? 631 00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:10,292 I will forget about the gift.. 632 00:32:10,917 --> 00:32:13,167 ..and rush with the remaining two gifts. 633 00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:15,708 So, rush! 634 00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:18,208 I told you it is simple. IIT is the hot gal. 635 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,750 Sure. The bouquet and champagne are math and physics.. 636 00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:22,083 ..while the teddy is inorganic chemistry.. 637 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,583 ..which we are unable to get hold of. 638 00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:26,917 But, Bhaiya, the real life girlfriend wants the teddy. 639 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,250 I won't get admission into IIT without inorganic. 640 00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:31,208 Who says so? 641 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,083 Who is the IITian in this room? 642 00:32:36,292 --> 00:32:39,042 Do you think I memorized chemistry like a jackass? 643 00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:42,292 Before you study for an exam, study the exam. 644 00:32:43,167 --> 00:32:47,667 What do you think? How much do you need to score during those six hours to get into top five IITs? 645 00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:51,667 90 percent for top five.. - No, no. Are you insane? 95 percent. 646 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:52,583 95 percent. 647 00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:55,375 How will you face this savage world? 648 00:32:55,542 --> 00:32:56,834 It will eat you alive! 40 percent. 649 00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:58,708 Only 40 percent for top five? 650 00:32:58,792 --> 00:33:00,917 Only 40 percent for top five IIT? 651 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:02,917 You are kidding, aren't you, Bhaiyar? 652 00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:05,542 There are many things apart from memes on the internet. 653 00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:09,667 Go and watch videos of Unacademy. Strategy for IIT JEE. 654 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:13,917 JEE toppers and scientists take time out to make some videos for you. 655 00:33:14,167 --> 00:33:16,458 At least do that much. Is your Jeetu Bhaiya going to solve everything? 656 00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:18,390 Even if omit 60 percent of the syllabus.. 657 00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,750 ..you still stand a chance to get into IIT. 658 00:33:20,042 --> 00:33:22,000 The syllabus for inorganic chemistry might be vast. 659 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,167 So, let it be. 660 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,167 How much weightage does it carry in our exam? 661 00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:27,042 How much weightage would chemistry carry in our exam? Tell me. 662 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:29,292 Chemistry would be one-third. - 33 percent. 663 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,083 One third of that would be.. - 11 percent. 664 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,792 Think about it. 665 00:33:32,917 --> 00:33:33,875 Do you want to chase 11 percent.. 666 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,583 ..and ruin the crease on your trousers.. 667 00:33:36,208 --> 00:33:37,708 ..or focus on 89 percent? 668 00:33:38,875 --> 00:33:41,875 Score 40 percent and then enjoy in a good IIT for four years. 669 00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:46,833 Bhaiya, I shall burn up all the sheets of Inorganic today. 670 00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:48,250 End of story! - That's wrong. 671 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:49,958 Yes. It is knowledge. It is a sin. 672 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:51,375 Sell it as waste paper. 673 00:33:51,458 --> 00:33:52,958 You will get some money. Eat some snacks with it. 674 00:33:54,417 --> 00:33:56,958 But, Jeetu Bhaiya, one can improve one's rank with inorganic, right? 675 00:33:57,272 --> 00:33:59,480 Inorganic improves the rank of those who are actually getting a rank. 676 00:33:59,708 --> 00:34:00,958 But in your case, it will leave you rankless. 677 00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:03,333 So, the best way to tackle problems like these.. 678 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:04,708 ..is not to get involved. Just take the fast lane. 679 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:07,250 Do you understand? Come on, you guys. Leave. Leave. 680 00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:08,292 Go. 681 00:34:08,375 --> 00:34:10,083 Why do you look so confused, Meena? 682 00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:14,042 But, Jeetu Bhaiya, the other day you said.. 683 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:16,250 ..if you have a problem in life you confront it. 684 00:34:16,792 --> 00:34:19,292 Make your problem a dare. Make your dare a habit and forge ahead. 685 00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:23,500 Today you are saying to let Inorganic go if we don't know it. 686 00:34:26,458 --> 00:34:30,542 Son, Inorganic chemistry is an exception. 687 00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:34,542 Come on. Leave. 688 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,042 Thank you, Bhaiya. 689 00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:45,167 Objective in the exams should not be to solve all the problems.. 690 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:48,042 ..but to solve the maximum number of questions. 691 00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:03,875 If the problem is very confusing and time consuming, they you can skip it. 692 00:35:04,083 --> 00:35:06,750 If you have any time remaining then get back to it. 693 00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:09,625 Bear in mind, not every problem is meant to be solved. 694 00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:11,375 Vaibhav Pandey! - Aunty? 695 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,800 I've told you so many times not to put so many clothes.. 696 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,208 ..in the second hand washing machine. 697 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,208 Do you think about electricity and water? 698 00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:19,042 Aunty. 699 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:20,250 How are you? 700 00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:23,480 Take this. This is your extra charge. 701 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:25,208 And I shall give it to you every month. 702 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,208 Just don't disturb me for the entire month. 703 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:30,208 Thank you.